The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010) Edit

A ball of fire, right, a baby sitting in a nappy, but I would like a tiger.

A friend of mine brought me here once.

A jar broke. It's just water! There was a fire!

A lot.

A lot's happened since those days.

A matador gored by a bull can take up to three days to die.

A note?

Abigail Williams, a little witch who put Salem on the map.

Again.

All lined up.

All right, get up here. Now! Now! Hurry!

All right, here we go, bud. Here we go. Listen.

All right, I tell you what.

All right, if I know what I'm doing,

All right, we're pulling over. We're pulling over.

All right, what... What is this? What am I looking at? No!

All right.

Alone. Eaten by a hungry bear.

Am I the first one out?

An inescapable prison.

An old associate of mine speaks impeccable Cantonese.

And a walker. Of course she has a...

And again.

And besides, if you blow it, we're all gonna die anyway, right?

And don't eat my sandwich.

And enslave mankind.

And everyone's going to think I'm me.

And for the record, you wear the old guy shoes very well.

And have it burst into flames?

And he thinks I'm old fashioned.

And heard you talking about music on your radio show, and...

And his dragon ring.

And I need soldiers.

And I thought my last boyfriend was different 'cause he wore a scarf.

And I'm not asking.

And if it likes you, you can keep it.

And never, it is said, will Balthazar waver from his quest,

And now it's my turn.

And so it was. Morgana gained sorcery's most dangerous spell

And some prescription grade abandonment issues.

And thank you.

And the fate of mankind rested with the just and powerful Merlin.

And then coming up short.

And they're making their own music and it was lost on me.

And we invited cheerleaders from Princeton.

And what does it have to do with this

And you are my apprentice.

And you're my mentor, Balthazar.

And your first lesson begins right now with your very own Encantus.

And your master says if Horvath catches you out on the street,

And, surprisingly, so am I.

Angry looking Chinese gentleman on the front.

Antique? It's a piece of junk from a flea market!

Are all the satellite dishes in position?

Are you addressing me?

Are you all right?

Are you in Depeche Mode?

Are you telling me you honestly don't see that?

Are you telling me you're trying to possess Tank?

Aren't you supposed to help me to achieve my personal goals?

As Merlin lay dying, he gave Balthazar his dragon ring,

As Merlin?

As pulling a David Stutler? Did you know that?

Bad time, Dave.

Balthazar Blake may have found the Prime Merlinean.

Balthazar trapped them both in the Grimhold,

Balthazar would search for centuries.

Balthazar, I've been waiting for 10 years to see this girl again.

Balthazar, what have you done?

Balthazar, what is that?

Balthazar!

Balthazar? He's busy admiring the decor.

Balthazar.

Battery Park. Horvath's going to release Morgana.

Battery Park. The Rising.

Be quiet.

Beautiful.

Because some of my experiments skew a bit dangerous.

Becky, let's just get out of here.

Becky, there's something I forgot to mention to you.

Becky? Hey, Becky?

Becky.

Before we can put Horvath back inside the Grimhold,

Beg your pardon. I haven't eaten in 10 years.

Bennet. Thank God you answered.

Better safe than...

Between Morgana and man's destruction.

Between you and me, Cap, I think some of these folks

Bob.

Both hands. Yep.

But before we get to that unpleasantness,

But how do we take that which appears solid

But if you're up against the wall, there's only one weapon of choice,

But not out of its mouth, that's been done, I'm sure, somewhere.

But whatever it is, you are definitely participating!

But where?

But you don't have his strength or his skill.

By drawing Morgana's soul into her own body.

Can you please put my dresser back?

Can't have anyone hearing your girly cries, right?

Cheerio, Balthazar!

Chinatown.

Civilians mustn't know magic exists. That would be complicated.

Clear my mind? Are you insane?

Climb.

Coincidence.

Come by my lab.

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. You're good.

Come over here.

Cool. Makes this easy.

Could you please hide? Hide now. Please.

Crazy.

Dave, are you familiar with the gray wolf?

Dave, get back here.

Dave, what is going on?

Dave!

Dave?

Dave? It's Becky.

Dave.

David Stutler! Don't ever leave your...

David? Field trip today.

David.

Destroy that thing.

Did he get away?

Did you really think that one botched date

Did you see that? Did you see what I just did?

Disperse!

Do not move, do not touch anything.

Do you have any idea what that's like?

Do you know that in certain parts of the tri state area,

Do you know that in certain parts of the tri state area,

Do you think I've been teaching you magic tricks

Don't die and I'll tell you.

Don't forget to wear clean underwear.

Don't go in there!

Drake. Let's go.

Dude!

During which the only reading material available to me

Each one locked up in a layer of the doll.

Enjoy it.

Eventually, he captured Horvath as well.

Everything okay down there?

Excuse me, excuse me.

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Falling in that water and getting electrocuted,

Fighting Morganians, protecting the Grimhold.

Five sold out shows at the Garden, plus back end on the pay per view.

For 1,000 years,

For centuries, Veronica, Horvath and I were the only thing standing

For mankind will never be safe

For now, all you need is a basic combat spell.

For some little girl's tea party?

Fortunately, they'll all be dead soon.

Found it.

France?

From your school bag.

Get him.

Get on the ferry. Get your bags. Stay close. Here we go.

Girlfriend. Definitely girlfriend.

Give me what I want, and I'll let her go.

Give this to Veronica. Balthazar.

Go left.

Go! Go!

God.

Good morning, beautiful.

Good morning. What is that? Oh, right.

Great men have always been called.

Great.

Hallucinations?

Hallucinations?

Hang on, Tank.

Hang on.

Happy birthday.

Have you heard of the Parasite Spell?

Have you heard of the Parasite Spell?

Have you seen it? It kind of just blew into your store.

He ain't old school.

He cast a spell to keep us from aging

He has your ring.

He lived about 200 years ago.

He must find a mate. He must hunt and grunt.

He must participate.

He no longer needs his ring to cast magic.

He peed his pants!

He put them there to gain more power, but they make him a better conductor.

He should have trusted only two.

He taught his secrets to three trusted apprentices,

He took my ring.

He was gonna kill Becky.

He wears the ring?

He's gone.

Hello, Balthazar.

Helps you master new spells.

Here it is. He has an unauthorized lab space.

Here we go. All right. Move.

Hey, Becky.

Hey, Bio nerds are getting drunk tonight.

Hey, Dave, I'm confused.

Hey, Dave.

Hey, don't mess with me.

Hey, heads up.

Hey, stop!

Hey, Tank. How did you even get up here?

Hey, what do you got? Did you see what happened here?

Hey!

Hi.

Him, him.

His moral compass doesn't exactly point north.

Hit me with your best shot, your most powerful spell.

Hold on, Tank. Hold on, Tank. I got you, buddy.

Horvath wants to free his fellow Morganians and destroy the world.

Horvath was trying to kill me.

How are you doing?

How did you do that? That guy was huge.

How is this possible?

How sweet.

How?

I am Balthazar Blake,

I am no one's servant.

I better not. My teacher said I couldn't be gone for long.

I brought a little science with me. Now!

I can conjure and shoot plasma bolts out of my hand.

I can hold it.

I can speed time up, slow it down,

I can't do it again.

I can't even remember!

I cannot raise the dead until the circle is complete.

I chipped my mani, which is not cool.

I command you to stop!

I could tell this is all pretty important for you.

I did it! Balthazar, I actually did it!

I did it! I did it!

I did it.

I didn't have a chance to give you this before.

I do have to ask you this one thing.

I do know you. Dave Stutler.

I don't actually know what you're talking about.

I don't actually know who you are.

I don't know.

I don't see the Grimhold.

I don't understand. Why did you have to buy this piece of junk?

I fell for her.

I fell.

I got a date with a girl 'cause I'm awesome

I got a real emergency on my hands.

I got it! I got one! I got one!

I got to finish my Tesla coil project if I want to graduate.

I guess I'm just old fashioned.

I had a dream.

I have another one for you.

I have been searching 1,000 years for you.

I have been searching a very long time.

I have no idea what you're referring to. I honestly...

I have something I'd like to show you, Dave.

I have to go into town to pick up your anti itch cream.

I haven't seen that cane since I saw a picture of it when I was a boy.

I just finished my show. But maybe next time, okay?

I just haven't known where to start.

I just want to be normal.

I just want to tell you that

I know. It's like the Peace Corps, but it's Heiderman's class.

I love them.

I need the Grimhold. Where's that doll?

I need to stop and clean.

I need you to go up to the very top of that thing.

I need you to meet me at my lab right now!

I need your power to free Morgana. I just don't need you.

I never saw what you checked,

I never want to see it again.

I played this song the other night.

I reach into the big top hat and I pull myself out,

I really have no idea how to land this thing.

I remember it being bigger.

I said I'd like to make a request.

I saw you outside the coffee shop, so I followed you.

I see.

I should just leave, right?

I sure hope not.

I taste sour in my mouth.

I think 20 year old Dave is... He's all right.

I think he stopped.

I think I can help with that.

I think I know how to defeat them without any magic.

I think that's our antenna!

I think they're using the satellite dishes on the tops of the buildings

I think you and I need to have a talk.

I thought B minus was generous.

I thought you and I were staying in together.

I threw it in the street.

I threw it in the street.

I threw it in the street.

I want it back.

I want that doll.

I want to forget about magic. I want to forget everything.

I was going to give this to her that night.

I was going to sell that on eBay.

I was never able to appreciate it

I was one of them.

I was using them to generate something called plasma.

I wonder if it still works.

I wonder what would happen

I would have done the same thing, Dave.

I... I just don't think I'm up for that.

I'd like to learn some more.

I'd like to make a request.

I'll be back shortly.

I'll be listening. That's one more. You can round it up to eight.

I'll cut the truth out of you.

I'll give her your regards.

I'll see you around.

I'll tell him you said hello.

I'm coming, buddy. I'm coming. I'm coming.

I'm convinced you exist purely to make my life a living hell.

I'm doomed.

I'm glad someone was listening.

I'm going to kill you. Oh, yes, right here in this dismal bathroom.

I'm good. I'm good.

I'm just a physics nerd

I'm just happy you're okay.

I'm like one of them.

I'm not it. I'm not a hero. I'm not the Prime Merlinean.

I'm not surprised.

I'm sappy.

I'm sorry to trouble you. I'm looking for a...

I'm sorry! I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else.

I'm sorry. I'm looking for this note.

I'm wearing new shoes.

I'm your master.

I've acquired some new jewelry.

I've been doing a lot of cardio boxing lately.

I've been stuck in an urn for the last 10 years.

I've never actually heard of any of those bands,

I've recently been released from a 10 year sentence,

If I could get, like, a tiger jumping out of a leopard.

If it's obvious that I can't even control a few mops?

If Morgana can stop his heart, maybe I can start it.

If this is a bad time,

If we can track the Grimhold, so can Horvath.

If you want me to help you with your midterms,

In stall number three for me, would you?

In the Grimhold.

Inside there lies our next coworker.

Into the physical world.

Is a nice pair of pointy shoes.

Is she worth that?

Is she...

Is that company I hear?

Is that the best that you can do?

Is that what you do?

It blew into your store.

It can't be.

It enables one sorcerer to steal the energy from another.

It focuses your energy.

It is a prison for the most dangerous Morganians in history,

It is where you will learn the Art.

It is you.

It is, it is. Horvath's payback for the bathroom mirror.

It means

It must be awful, Balthazar.

It originated in Haiti, if memory serves.

It projects the electrical energy of your nervous system

It was cool.

It was just a...

It was on the desk.

It's a great anecdote.

It's always been about that.

It's been a long time. I don't actually know where it is.

It's been a long time. I don't actually know where it is.

It's been a while since I've been this close to it.

It's been a while since I've seen the Hungarian Mirror Trap.

It's gonna be okay. You're gonna be okay.

It's just college radio. Like, seven people listen to it.

It's lighter than I remember.

It's me, Horvath. Morgana.

It's not me, Balthazar.

It's not very classy, but there you go.

It's not you. He's been like this for 1,000 years. I'll explain later.

It's on your backpack.

It's probably best for you to leave.

Junk? It's an antique!

Just hold on to this bar, please.

Kidding. You've heard how people use only 10% of their brains?

Kill him.

Know him? Sun Lok.

Known as The Rising,

Knuckle bump.

Leave, Dave! Leave now!

Left me with nothing but an Encantus

Let me introduce Thunder, Lightning.

Let you watch your world crumble into nothing!

Let's go, Thunder and Lightning. There's more to learn.

Let's go.

Let's just find the Grimhold and be done with it.

Like you, all Veronica wanted was to be normal.

Like, all right all right, or all right! all right?

Listen, I'm...

Lit it up like a birthday cake.

Little bit.

Locked his least favorite wife in this urn for 10 years to the day.

Look, Dave. If you can just tell me the truth,

Look, my master disappeared when I was 15, vanished!

Looks like downtown.

Looks like...

Magic isn't a game.

Magically, here you are.

Making fire.

Making sure.

Many evil sorcerers will be raised from the dead tonight.

Maxim Horvath! You are one smoking man of...

Merlin had three apprentices.

Might as well.

Morgana le Fay, Merlin's most deadly enemy.

Morgana.

Morgana.

Mouth closed.

Mr. Horvath, have I done something wrong?

Must share the same blood.

My best friend.

My brain just does not think physics.

My coils!

My feet disagree with you, but thank you.

My show is the one thing that... Well, you know.

Neither will I.

New York City.

No apology necessary. Let us move on.

No magic. I can't move the chairs. I can't do it.

No one knows how much time they have

No ring.

No shortcuts!

No way.

No way.

No way.

No way.

No way.

No, I have a life.

No, I imagine it's not.

No, kind of makes sense.

No, lady, don't!

No, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no. Don't deny it.

No, no, no, no. It's not over. He can't die.

No, no, no. Back up. Back up. Back up. Back up.

No, no, no. It's not a date! It's a date like an appointment.

No, she's not!

No!

No!

No! Dave, don't!

No! Don't go in there! The store's on fire! Don't go in!

No! No. My idea was to turn their car into a beater.

No.

No. A date like an appointment!

No. No, I can't. I won't lock you in this thing.

Normal things, normal life.

Not at all.

Not in a threatening way.

Nothing, nothing.

Nothing.

Nothing. There's nothing.

Nothing's going to happen.

Now get out of here before you get electrocuted.

Now go find the Grimhold.

Now is The Rising.

Now is the time.

Now it's my turn.

Now that I have kidnapped the girl for you, is it time to release Morgana?

Now that is not happening!

Now, I'm not doing anything else

Now!

Of a sorcerer beyond evil,

Of course you do. You locked him inside the Grimhold.

Oh, boy.

Oh, Dave, you really are the most dreadful liar.

Oh, do tell me this is a joke.

Oh, for heaven's sake.

Oh, God. Come on.

Oh, just that.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my.

Oh, no, please, Bennet. Not this again with the gray wolf. I can't...

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, yeah, okay.

Oh! I found this after we hung up.

Okay, enough with the studying. There's something I want to show you.

Okay, hold on tight and enjoy the show.

Okay, it's definitely the first time anyone has said that to me.

Okay, so, how will I know when I'm it?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Okay, I will go.

Okay. Right.

Once she's out, we're at the Morgana shell.

Once you enter,

One more to go.

One will do.

Opened it.

Ostentatious.

Our 10 years are up, Balthazar.

Our friendship and our magic were what Veronica and I depended on.

Persian Quickrug.

Physics. That's my thing.

Please don't do that. What are you doing?

Plus it helps to look classy.

Pocket edition.

Practice.

Prime Merlinean, eh? You don't look like much.

Professor Heiderman wants me to give a presentation to his Physics 101 class.

Put your old man shoes back on.

Really, really funny.

Really, you don't recognize me?

Really? Is that the kind of vibe you got?

Right.

Right.

Sake's Japanese, actually.

Says the guy in the 350 year old rawhide trench coat.

Schematic for a fusion spell.

See? That's what padding is for.

See? There you are.

She knows I'm here.

She missed me.

She will remember me? Who are you? Braveheart?

She?

She's going to be ground up into chunks and fed to the cat

She's in the last doll.

She's the one, man.

So have I! A figurative urn of ridicule.

So how are you enjoying Physics 101?

So I improvised.

So I listened to your show last night.

So I'm supposed to save the world.

So in case I die tonight, could you please tell me?

So that's Morgana.

So there's smart cheerleaders.

So unless you want him to turn you into a pig who just loves physics,

So what are we going to do?

So what's it going to be?

So, after the witch girl, there's another doll

So, basically, Morgana is trying to destroy the world as we know it.

So, do you want to meet up later? 8:00? My lab?

So, I should probably pee first?

So, out of a bath full of jewels, I'm going to emerge, right?

So, seriously, you're saying you don't want to go out on your birthday?

So, they tell me you're some kind of entertainer.

So, this is me.

So, wait. Is sorcery science or magic?

So, what does it think, then?

So, you two stay here. Pleasure to meet you.

So, you're the one.

So, you're what passes for a Morganian these days.

Some part of you, no matter how small,

Something about you seems different.

Something that would enable her to enslave mankind

Something very important to me.

Somewhere under Horvath's radar.

Sorcerer of the 777th degree,

Sorcerers can manipulate matter because they're born with the capability

Sorcery requires complete focus.

Sorry about that. It's just nice for them to see a genuine icon like me.

Sorry to bother you.

Sorry, are you lost?

Sorry, I forgot your education's somewhat lacking.

Sorry.

Sounds unpleasant, doesn't it?

Step back.

Step three, make them shake.

Step two, see the molecules.

Surprisingly well done.

Sweet.

Take it easy, Dave. Deep breaths.

Take it.

Take the tunnel.

Tank! What is he doing here anyway?

Tell me, have you ever been in love?

Thank you, Bennet.

Thank you, Bennet. I appreciate that. We should go.

Thank you!

Thank you. Thank you for another useless motto!

That 10 year old me is far cooler than 20 year old me.

That bad, huh?

That contains the greatest evil the world has ever known?

That doll is called the Grimhold.

That girl,

That guy called me the Prime Merlinean.

That guy just flew away on an eagle!

That I almost didn't notice something kind of

That puts you on his list.

That ring on your finger means something, Dave.

That the sparks literally create soundwaves as they fly through the air.

That was Cantonese, Horvath.

That was easy. Come on, Dave. You know the drill.

That was her, wasn't it?

That's a diplomatic answer.

That's a real pick me up pep talk, and I'm ready to go get the day.

That's because you're using your eyes.

That's cool.

That's good.

That's horrifying.

That's how a sorcerer loses his power!

That's my car.

That's not good enough.

That's not the point. She will remember me.

That's not very sporting of you, Balthazar.

That's underwhelming.

That's what I keep telling him.

That's why Horvath betrayed us.

The art and science and history of sorcery.

The bad news is your return loss, way too high.

The best way to defend against fire,

The circle is nearly complete.

The coils are firing at such a high frequency

The Encantus is our textbook.

The gray wolf is a pack animal.

The Grimhold?

The Grimhold. Where is it?

The merging of two souls into one physical body.

The only one who will ever be able to destroy Morgana once and for all

The only other thing a sorcerer needs

The plasma bolt.

The Prime Merlinean is the only one

The Prime Merlinean will become so powerful within

The Prime Merlinean!

The Prime Merlinean?

The Prime Merlinean.

The rings on Horvath's cane.

The store's on fire! Don't go in! Those guys are...

The stronger the man, the stronger the sorcerer.

The thing is, I got so fixated on the technical aspects of it

The third apprentice.

The truth about who's inside the doll?

The truth is, you have a very special gift.

The war between sorcerers

The whole mixer is toast, and Freddy called in sick.

Then why did you keep the ring?

Then you better help me find that doll before he does.

There's no time for that, and too much at stake.

There's nothing like it, is there?

There's these crazy wizard guys in there!

These are old man shoes.

These coils are my life.

They let me work down here

They rely only on the power of their magic.

They say you open it up, the same thing will happen to you.

They still refer to having a nervous breakdown

They're both still with us.

They're made of roaches!

Think about it, Dave.

This is Becky Barnes, WNYU Radio, hoping there's music all around you.

This is crazy. You see how crazy this is, right?

This is high school all over again.

This is it.

This is it. I'll get the Grimhold. Keep an eye out for Horvath.

This is low profile.

This is me.

This is not happening. This is not happening.

This is perfect.

This is really sticky.

This is the Merlin Circle.

This is very special

This may come as a surprise to you, I don't get up to much.

This must not happen.

This should be good.

This show may not matter, but the music does.

This was originally a subway turnaround.

This will be hilarious, then.

This.

Those guys are

Time for a little revenge.

Time was, things were pretty even between us, Balthazar.

To be with the people that are the most important.

To direct and amplify the electromagnetic energy.

To save Veronica's life and to capture Morgana,

To use the entire power of their brains.

Trust me. Here, come on.

Trust the ring, Dave. And keep it subtle.

Try to be a good listener, Dave.

Two years I'm down here working with them,

Unbelievable.

Uncle, you and I have plans for later on.

Uncle. Uncle Balthazar.

Unless you give me Merlin's ring and the Grimhold.

Until Morgana is destroyed by the Prime Merlinean.

Until we found the sorcerer who would inherit his power.

Until you start being truthful with me about what's going on.

Up the stairs!

Vacuum sphere.

Veronica and Balthazar witnessed the savagery

Veronica chose you instead of me, the great Balthazar Blake,

Veronica sacrificed herself for Balthazar

Veronica!

Veronica.

Veronica.

Very good. Well, the Parasite Spell is a rather nasty piece of business.

Very good. Well, the Parasite Spell is a rather nasty piece of business.

Wait. He has the power to turn his car into a taxi?

Wait. I'm sorry. Becky?

Walked away.

Want your guy back?

Was fought in the shadows of history

Was going to make me hate you forever?

Was your so called report on Napoleon Bonaparte

We are but servants.

We have important work to do.

We have some work to do.

We must first turn you into a sorcerer,

We once fought together, Maxim.

We should be good!

We should go. A library, anyplace...

We were in fourth grade together.

We'll use their satellite dishes on the rooftops.

We'll wait until he's alone.

We're not done training.

We're too late.

Well done. Now get the spell.

Well, how do we do that?

Well, I think I'm already into it.

Well, I'm going to let you watch me release Morgana.

Well, it worked. Not bad for a 10 year old kid.

Well, it's rather strange. It's a nesting doll. It's about this big.

Well, that's two.

Well, the time for improvisation is over.

Well, then I'm going with you.

Well, you can't take him on and Morgana at the same time. That's...

Well, you weren't really using it, were you?

Well, you weren't really using it, were you?

Were hitting the sake pretty hard.

What am I saying?

What are you doing here, Dave?

What are you doing up here?

What are you... Oh, no.

What difference does it make

What happened to don't touch anything?

What rule is that? Fourteen? Twenty seven?

What the heck!