The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010) Soundboard Edit

All right, Rebecca, here it is.

All right. All right.

All these years, fighting to stop this one moment

Always up to his little tricks.

And all those old man shoes.

And before that, we need to find the boy.

And got some help. Treatment.

And he lined up with the Empire State Building?

And now I'm out.

And so did Horvath.

And Tank is here for...

And the height doesn't bother you?

And your constantly saving me with that look in your eyes.

Are you kidding me? That's so cool!

As you can see,

Back up. Back up. Back up. Back up.

Balthazar, look out!

Balthazar, Veronica, and Horvath.

Balthazar?

Be still

Becky Barnes.

Becky, I need you to do me a favor.

Becky, I wanted to talk to you about this.

Becky! What a coincidence.

Becky's coming now, and I'm standing in a puddle of pop.

Believe me, I wish she was...

Bennet, I blew my shot at getting this girl 10 years ago

Biometric pressure spell displaces the atmosphere above the doll.

But I'm a woman.

But I'm not alone

But Morgana began to kill her from the inside.

By resurrecting dead Morganian sorcerers.

Can I help you? Do you have an appointment?

Carry on.

Clear your mind. Believe.

Clever Balthazar.

Come on

Dave, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Dave!

Dave?

Did you ever see Morgana pull a rabbit out of a hat?

Do you have any idea what my life has been like for the last 10 years?

Do you remember that letter I wrote when we were 10 years old?

Do you remember when you drew King Kong on the bus window?

Everything we see is in a constant state of vibration,

Excellent. Excellent.

First I'll need to see your faculty identification card

Fools!

Friend or girlfriend?

Get out of the way, freak! I need to pull in there!

Give me the cash. Give it. Come on.

Giving Morgana the power to raise an army of the dead

Go Team Magical Stuff!

Gorgeous. Just perfect, darling.

Has Balthazar made a new friend?

He completed his quest.

He hasn't told you, has he?

He peed his pants!

Here they come!

Here.

Hey, Becky.

Horvath! He's in here somewhere

I don't know what you're into here, Dave,

I don't need your faculty identification card

I don't think Balthazar's planning on coming back.

I got one kid.

I have a student who's failing my class. I need his file.

I just... Not now.

I know. Oh, the note. Right.

I promise

I think he is somewhere in the middle.

I think you'd better step into my cage.

I want to come with you

I was just trying to impress you.

I'll have that doll

I'm a man of my word. You helped me, we're done.

I'm going alone

I'm going to give you the basics. Strictly Sorcery 101. Put on the ring.

I'm so sorry, Balthazar.

I've got an idea. I've got an idea.

I've only ever seen one sorcerer successfully pull off human fusion.

If you lost her.

Including our recent history as well.

Is the Prime Merlinean.

It's a date.

It's just water! There was a fire!

It's possible. I collect so many objects.

Love is a distraction.

Man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man

Me? That's pretty weird, huh?

Merlin said,

Music, mostly.

Nice one!

No need to look so pathetic.

No ring, right?

No, I am not surprised. Only glad

No, no, no, no, no. You're not..

No, no, no.

No, no.

No, no. We won't die as long as

No, that's a normal thing for him.

No!

No. No.

No. See what?

Normal life. I want to forget about that day at Arcana Cabana

Not where. The year.

Now that's going to take a lot of time and energy to crack.

Now, focus on control. Set me down slow and steady.

Oh, boy.

Oh, come on!

Oh, man.

Oh, man. Oh, man.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my professor has a hookup, so nobody knows we're down here.

Oh, no. Man

Okay, Balthazar

Okay, you're fun.

Okay. The first thing you should know about me is that I'm a sorcerer

Over time, Balthazar fought many sorcerers

Pass it to Becky.

Prime Merlinean?

Promise me you'll do whatever it takes to destroy her

Puppies?

Right. Right

Saying it would guide him to the child

She means me, not you.

She was making preparations for The Rising,

Shut up.

So, the good news is you're still transmitting.

Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry

Step inside, you leave everything else behind.

Sweet.

Sweetheart, you've put your faith in the wrong man.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you

That was my grandmother's bracelet.

That's a yes.

The doll held something very powerful

The Rising will happen here.

The second emperor of the Han dynasty

Then I promise I will do my best to understand

There is no going back.

There, and there, and there.

These are not the droids you're looking for.

They vibrate.

This is really dangerous. I can't bring you into it.

This is your calling.

Thus the illusion of solidity.

Trapping them in layer upon layer of the doll.

Until I met you

Use your ring and lock in on the Grimhold.

Varying degrees of levitation. It's all very magical.

Veronica, would you please step back?

Veronica.

Wake up that moron

We are going to get Veronica out and destroy Morgana.

We got swamped with calls saying there was a real dragon.

We will the vibrations to go faster. Step one, clear your mind.

We'll need a place to work.

We're not...

What are you doing here?

What are you doing?

What causes molecules to heat up?

What is that, smoke?

What... What...

What's happened to you?

What's wrong with your Tesla coil? It seems to be firing on its own.

When I come back, you better be focused.

Where are you going?

Where is she?

Where's the Grimhold? That doll you took from the shop.

Where's the Grimhold? Who was that?

Which also explains why molecular physics comes so easily to you.

Who would one day grow to be Merlin's successor,

Whoa! What the...

Whoops.

Why was I even concerned?

Will you excuse us, ladies?

Without his ring, a sorcerer is powerless.

Yeah, it was just a coincidence.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. For sure.

Yeah. Yeah, fair enough.

You are still weak.

You had it last.

You have Merlin's powers,

You looked a little more distressed than usual

You saw the world in your own way.

You skipped the first step!

You were insulting me, Dave. Repeatedly.

You'll die.

You're a bad liar, Dave

You're in love right now. I can see it in your eyes.

You're still a bad liar

You've been carrying her around with you

You've been locked up a long time.

Your analysis was obvious, your prose was weak.

Your ingenuity and your heart

And now we end this

Enough of your old tricks, Balthazar. As you wish.

Hello, Dave. Hi

I... A steel eagle

Knock, knock. Yeah.

Nesting doll? Yes.

Thank you. No, please, it was my pleasure.

we get out of here soon. Okay.

Why does everyone... You know, I am glad she likes you.

You literally can't. I have to try

You're making progress. No, I'm not making progress.

...which means that before Ellis Island and the Statue of Liberty were built...