Big Daddy (1999) Edit

A cab runs over your foot two years ago. You're hospitalized one night.

A caterpillar.

A lot of dads are like that. That's why people grow up nuts.

Aaron Bird shot me.

All right now, what way would you put that on?

All right, I got you. What do you think I should do?

All right, I guess.

All right, let's go.

All right, one at a time.

All right!

All right! I'm up!

All right?

All right?

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Take it easy, man.

All right. Thirty packets of ketchup.

All rise.

All the money I won from the cab accident...

Am I in the right room?

And a jury decided that one night of pain was worth $200,000.

And after the bath, you have to try and study hard.

And at this stage...

And don't tell a soul about the Scuba Squad...

And he has a five year plan.

And he taught me that Styx was one of the greatest American rock bands.

And he's poor.

And how long have you disliked Mr. Koufax?

And I think that's when I decided...

And Julian tripped him with a stick.

And nice eyes also.

And one more thing...

And representing Sonny Koufax?

And so was the squirrel.

And that's exactly what I'm gonna be.

And the rabbit got shut down, did he?

And the rabbit thought the squirrel had pretty hair.

And the rabbit was very happy to make such a nice new friend.

And the squirrel said, Of course.

And the squirrel thought it just wasn't the right time...

And the squirrel thought the rabbit was really nice too.

And then one of our students wore Rollerblades for show and tell.

And then the rabbit thought to himself...

And then, the rabbit worked up his courage...

And we all love Yoo hoo. Especially with a little rum.

And we're both losing weight.

And we're off.

And you said that you had better things to do.

Any invisible people out here...

Anyone else?

Anything else?

Anytime.

Anyway, will you?

Anyways, I had fun today. Did you have fun?

Apply pressure.

Are when I'm alone with you

Are you all hopped out?

Are you allowed soda?

Are you drunk, Mr. Herlihy?

Are you my dad?

Are you okay?

Are you selling raffle tickets?

Are you sure?

Arthur Brooks speaking.

Arthur Brooks, New York City Social Services. I'm confused.

Arthur Brooks, Social Services.

As that boy's father, I refuse to press charges.

Asshole.

At least I can fit my ass in my shorts, fatty.

At which point, you'll find a new way...

At your age I could eat anything. Wouldn't gain an ounce.

Awesome.

Bailiff, remand him until I can figure out the punishment.

Bathing and studying and eating right.

Because I win.

Because if you wanna be a member of the Scuba Squad, you have to be smart.

Because it seems you already have a daddy.

Before you came here, do you remember the last thing your mommy said to you?

Better keep it down low. The kid's gonna wake up.

Big problem in this state.

Bingo. Now sleep, okay?

Boy, I don't know what to tell you.

Breakfast is over at 10:30.

Buffalo.

But after my nap, I always watch the kangaroo song.

But don't be scared about me being a dad, because I will not fail.

But everybody's so busy with their crap lately, no one comes.

But he fights like a girl.

But I am real glad you're all here tonight, because...

But I don't think that's gonna happen.

But I fell in love with him.

But I gotta go to the bathroom.

But I wipe my own ass! I wipe my own ass!

But I'll tell you what I can do.

But I'm not sure that can happen exactly the way we want it.

But my cat, he bite his head off.

But when he got across the street...

But you gotta respect a place where the fatter you are, the cooler you are.

But you have to, and you're gonna be okay.

But your son is by far the smelliest.

But, buddy, real dads aren't always that great.

But, Sonny, you work in a tollbooth.

Bye, pal.

Cadillac, I love it.

Can I borrow that when you're done?

Can I come in?

Can I speak to Layla Maloney?

Can my kid use the bathroom for a minute?

Can we get some fries?

Can you be a tough little guy until then?

Can you get somebody else?

Can you hang out here a little bit? I gotta go do something.

Can you still have fun?

Can you tell me how old you are?

Can you tell me how old you are?

Can't they find someone who isn't a friend?

Career, stable relationship, a family.

Check this out.

Chicken wings, Molson 3 0. Canadian beer is like moonshine.

Chief Jay Strongbow used to do a sleeper hold.

Columbus Day.

Come and play

Come back later. I'll Indian wrestle you.

Come here, pal.

Come here.

Come on, come on!

Come on, fall down. Fall down. Yes! Come on, damn it.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. I bet they're nice.

Come on. We're almost there.

Congratulations, kid.

Congratulations. You and Big Boobs McGee are gonna be happy.

Constitution.

Corinne, put a tank top on for old time's sake.

Could I have a night light?

Could you do me a favor?

Could you hang out with me?

Crybaby, come on.

Customers only.

Cut the crap.

Cut the crap.

Cut your fingernails. They're too long.

Dad, how's it going? How's Florida?

Damn you! You gave him the easy ones!

Deep down you must've known this day was coming.

Dented cans are half price.

Did he appear to be an attentive, loving father?

Did he call him Stinky?

Did I witness the first kiss?

Did you and Sonny have fun?

Did you happen to make it to her funeral?

Did you just waste the good surprise on me again?

Did you move the bench?

Didn't you pee enough in bed?

Do I need to get you a bottle of formula or something?

Do that thing I taught you the other day.

Do the right thing, buddy.

Do the thing again.

Do what you can to help.

Do you have some time to go over some things that have been bothering me?

Do you need help with that?

Do you still got a foster family lined up for Julian?

Do you want a Happy Meal?

Does he ever take his flippers off?

Does this mean that you love me?

Don't be scared. It's all right.

Don't call her that.

Don't cry. Sorry.

Don't get caught with any girls.

Don't say anything.

Don't tell him what to do. He can scratch.

Don't worry about it, boy.

Don't worry about money.

Don't you ever do that to me again. Don't do that.

Don't you take naps?

Douche bag kangaroo.

Eczema? Gross.

Electricity.

Ever since then, he's strutted around bragging...

Every day I get a little bit older and balder and fatter.

Every time it's different cards.

Everybody was baffled. Are these sausages or hamburgers?

Everything's gonna get figured out tomorrow.

Excuse me. How you doing? I'm Kevin Gerrity.

Fatter?

First of all, how did...

First of all, that cab was huge.

First witness.

Fish?

Five.

Five.

For the past six weeks, you've been living with Sonny?

For the record, where did you work during medical school?

Forget it, Sonny.

Found a job yet, where you work more than one day a week?

Frankenstein, have fun with your friends.

Frankenstein, what do you want?

Frankenstein, you gonna play in the puddle?

Frankenstein.

Frankenstein.

Frankly, his personal hygiene is becoming a cause for concern.

From now on, I have to stop letting you win.

Get him. Get him. Lock him up.

Get off the stand.

Get the door.

Get your coat. Clean up.

Give me a call back as soon as possible...

Give me that.

Give that kid back before you ruin both your lives.

Go ahead. From now on, you do whatever you wanna do.

Go back to sleep.

Go by the seesaw, smoke a J. You know what I'm talking about?

Go get the can, okay?

Go have some fun. Shoot a few beer cans or something.

Go play with them pigeons, buddy.

Go take a nap.

Go take a walk, pal.

Go to sleep now, all right?

Go to your room. I think. Or do whatever you want.

Go with the bunny ears thing. You're his dad, right? I'm sorry.

Go! Go!

Go! Go! Go!

God, Sonny, shut up!

God! You were normal yesterday.

Goddamn stick!

Good call on the two weeks.

Good God, it's 2:30 in the morning. You must be wrecked.

Good God!

Good job, buddy!

Good job.

Good job. We're gonna miss breakfast. Let's go.

Good luck walking down the street.

Good night, Frankenstein.

Good night, Layla.

Good night, Scuba Steve.

Good night, Sonny.

Good to see you stiffs. What've you been doing?

Good. Let's go. We're in a hurry.

Good. No more crying.

Great.

Gross!

Gross.

Group home? Like an orphanage?

Guess I wasn't such a good soldier.

Hang on right here for a second. Don't move.

Hang on.

Hang on. It says...

Hang out with us. We'll have fun.

Happy birthday, Daddy.

Have a good one.

Have fun.

Having a kid is great...

He already left. I guess he forgot to say goodbye to you.

He also happens to be a well respected lawyer in Florida.

He can't sleep.

He certainly did.

He covered it with newspaper.

He doesn't know how to boil an egg.

He doesn't like you. Leave us alone.

He drinks a lot of soda.

He filed for social security at the age of 30.

He happens to be pretty damn nice.

He has enough co counsels.

He has to come with me or I'll arrest you.

He is a drain on the economy, on the country...

He is such a good boy.

He must be miserable without you right now.

He never leaves me alone.

He spilled glue on the floor and didn't tell anyone.

He taught me how to do the sleeper hold like Chief Jay Strongbow.

He taught me how to pee on a building.

He tells me what to do. He never lets me figure stuff out on my own.

He told me to watch his boat for him. Said that he wanted to...

He took his sunglasses off.

He wants you to see him. He likes you.

He was probably a nice boy like you. Then his dad messed his mind up.

He'd be better off with his natural mother.

He'll think he's a failure if he couldn't get me a date.

He'll write your name on the wall. Mind your business.

He's a good man. I've known him my whole life.

He's already achieved so much...

He's better off living in a dumpster.

He's better off with me than in an orphanage.

He's going down, he's going down, he's going..!

He's going to sleep now.

He's gotta learn how to lose too.

He's in China. Who are you?

He's just a kid. We'll be in and out.

He's like a cocker spaniel. I just...

He's not great at it, so work with him.

He's not happy. What else you got?

He's peeing on his own.

He's so happy.

He's taken down! Penalty shot!

He's the smelly kid in class? I let him become the smelly kid?

Hell, yes!

Hell, yes.

Hello, Dad?

Help me! Help me!

Help me. I'm lost. I don't know where I am.

Here are the magic sunglasses.

Here comes some candy.

Here we go.

Here you are. Your waiter will be right with you.

Here, give it a shot.

Here's a number for a guy...

Hey, excuse me. Everybody!

Hey, guys.

Hey, mister. Why are you sitting on the ground?

Hey, Old Man River, zip it or I'll break your hip.

Hey, surprise.

Hey, take it easy.

Hey, you guys. How are you?

Hey, you! Still missing that tooth, huh?

Hi, Corinne.

Hi, Frankenstein. Remember me?

Hi, I like your hat.

Hi, Julian. How you doing?

Hi, Mom? Could you put Dad on the phone for a second?

Hi, my name is Benjamin Franklin.

Hi, Sonny. Hi, Sonny's friend.

Hip...

Hiphop...

Hipopynonamous?

His mother's...

His name's Frankenstein.

Hold onto your money. Later on.

Holy shit. Sonny Koufax would rather work than eat.

Honey, it was a great surprise. I was totally shocked.

Hooters.

Hooters. Hooters. Hooters!

How about a Sausage McMuffin with hash browns?

How come I have to wear a bathing suit?

How come you're not going?

How do I make it stop itching?

How long am I going away for?

How long have you delivered food to Mr. Koufax?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How old are you, anyways?

How you doing, cutie?

How you doing?

How you doing?

How you doing?

How you doing?

How you doing?

How you doing? Kevin Gerrity.

How you doing? You sleepwalking?

How'd you misconstrue the situation so badly?

How're things going with your girlfriend, Vanessa?

How's this?

Hung out on the monkey bars. The kid did eight chin ups.

I ain't a good father. I made a big mistake.

I ain't going to rat you out.

I am in love with a beautiful girl who makes plenty of it.

I am sick of Cozy's. You order in from there all the time.

I am.

I am.

I am. I am. I hate my father.

I bought tickets, and the show was the night before.

I broke his arm, haven't seen him since.

I can be your friend, no matter what. All right?

I can deal with that. I'll call you Frankenstein.

I can do it.

I can't believe this.

I can't believe this. We got a family now. This is what you wanted.

I can't do it.

I can't even do one with these scrawny arms.

I can't go to sleep until you say good night.

I can't have it be temporary. It's gotta be permanent.

I can't sleep.

I can't take this. Are you serious?

I could be in the Scuba Squad?

I deliver food for six years.

I did the robot voice for Mr. Roboto.

I didn't know that. I'm sorry. Good night.

I didn't tell you to come here, did I?

I didn't think of it like that. But yes, that's what I'm thinking.

I don't either, but shouldn't we give them a chance?

I don't force him, he makes the right decision. Way to go.

I don't have any, but two policemen downstairs do.

I don't have to go. Only you and my grandfather go every 30 seconds.

I don't know the rules...

I don't know what happened to you.

I don't know what to do. Hopefully Vanessa will.

I don't know what to say.

I don't know where you are. I'm sorry.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I gotta watch out for the kid's best interest.

I don't know. I'm going upstairs.

I don't know. Judge doesn't look too happy.

I don't know. You scratch it.

I don't like these kids.

I don't think we're gonna...

I don't understand. Why do you win?

I don't wanna go. I promise...

I don't wanna lie to you.

I don't wanna put him in a home any more than you do.

I don't wanna study.

I don't want it to be like that. I don't wanna control you.

I filed to get custody based on the child's best interests.

I gave him Nyquil. He should be out for the night.

I go with this loop, swoop and pull thing. He likes that.

I got a real job!

I got a six, a five, a jack, a four and a eight.

I got a two, a four, a ten, an eight and a six.

I got an emergency problem. Is Arthur Brooks around?

I got deliveries.

I got eczema.

I got four guys left.

I got it. I got it.

I got one and he's out of his mind.

I got too much other shit going on.

I got two queens, two jacks and an ace.

I gotta admit, I'm still weirded out when they kiss.

I gotta do my laundry on my lunch hour.

I gotta do something big. I think Vanessa will respect that.

I gotta get back to the office. You're the king.

I gotta get me one of those.

I gotta go to Washington for a hearing to dismiss my case.

I gotta go.

I gotta make a phone call. Just stay right here, all right?

I guess ever since I was a little girl.

I guess I feel like I gotta kick ass while there's ass to be kicked.

I guess I should say...

I guess.

I guess.

I had a doll like that at one time.

I had a few chardonnays. What of it?

I had a hand just like that. I didn't win.

I had a mother lined up for him...

I had an attack of paranoia. I thought you were sleeping with my girl.

I had call for delivery, but it was crank call. You want chocolate cake?

I had things going the way I wanted.

I hate Sonny.

I have a bellybutton.

I have a ton of work to do.

I have ecza...

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I have to go to the bathroom.

I have?

I haven't been up for that in 10 years. You wanna go?

I heard you did laundry with my sister.

I hope you understand why I didn't tell you until now...

I just...

I just...

I know that place. Maybe I'll see you there then.

I know this changes everything, but I had to do the right thing.

I know this is the right thing because I would die for this kid...

I know when you first got here, you thought you were gonna meet your dad.

I know when you first got here, you thought you were gonna meet your dad.

I know you'll be missing me when you got...

I know, but they were like brothers to us back in school.

I know, pal. That's not it.

I know.

I know.

I know. He was just joking around.

I know. I do too, pal.

I know. I know.

I know. I'm excited.

I let him wear whatever he wants.

I like him to express himself freely.

I like it. Everyone always tells me to hang out in the Village and SoHo.

I lost you.

I love him as much as you love me, Dad.

I love this kid too much.

I love you too, sir.

I love you.

I mean, I'm glad you had fun and all, but this is big.

I moved to Buffalo with my mommy.

I need someone I can rely on, not a playmate.

I need time to think and so do you.

I need your help.

I never thought about that.

I only came today to make sure you didn't end up in jail.

I owned a bank and a newspaper.

I promise.

I read an article that said...

I read something interesting. You know Benjamin Franklin invented...

I really can't.

I screwed up, pal. I'm so sorry.

I see. And in your experience, was Sonny a good father to Julian?

I see. Hang on a second.

I shouldn't have stayed here. That was a jerk thing to do.

I showed him that.

I sorry. I mix up D and L.

I stopped that months ago. He still wins.

I swear to God it's working.

I swear, he's right here.

I think it is.

I think my sister, Corinne, is engaged to your roommate.

I think she's back. If she's not back, we'll wait for her.

I think they're Kevin's.

I think we'd all agree with that.

I told Social Services that my name was Kevin Gerrity.

I tried to give him back. I just can't. All right?

I turn my head and he disappeared.

I wanna go to school.

I want things to go back to the way they used to be.

I want you to be my dad, Sonny.

I was a writer, a diplomat...

I was cursing at the lady, not you.

I was cursing at the lady, not you.

I was gonna do my laundry today too. Where are you going?

I was gonna give you a buzz.

I was gonna mail you the paperwork.

I was never Mr. Popularity in high school...

I was the first secretary of the treasury.

I went to China. Do you know where that is?

I went to Coney Island today with the little boy.

I went to Jones Beach, got drunk and fell asleep.

I wet my bed.

I will turn this all around. That's a promise.

I win.

I win.

I wipe my own ass.

I withdraw my objection. Please proceed.

I won't play the kangaroo song anymore.

I wrote many books and invented many things we still use today.

I'd like to call upon myself, Your Honor.

I'd rather live on the streets than under his rules.

I'll always be your family. I'll always be around.

I'll always be your friend.

I'll be a better father than you!

I'll be right back. Don't go sneaking out.

I'll come give you a crew cut.

I'll fly to New York to be at his court case...

I'll get it!

I'll give you a shout when I line up a family.

I'll go get him for you.

I'll hang onto the kid until you find him a new family.

I'll have a hot dog with the mustard and a knish.

I'll meet you after school at 2:30, right out front.

I'll show you in that book. It might help you out with your school play.

I'll show you some cool shit along the way.

I'm all right. I'm recovering.

I'm an idiot. I was so hammered.

I'm coming home. I don't know what I'll say...

I'm concerned.

I'm curious. Just what were those better things that you had to do?

I'm gonna give him advice and I'm gonna guide him...

I'm gonna leave you with your dad now, Julian.

I'm having a tough time reading this...

I'm in a bad way. Vanessa dumped me. I don't know what I'm doing.

I'm Julian's teacher, Ms. Foote.

I'm kidding.

I'm Mr. Koufax's co counsel.

I'm not getting any handsomer.

I'm not going to work. I'm going to brunch with potential clients.

I'm not his dad. I'm more of a father figure type...

I'm not scared.

I'm out the door. Hey, pal.

I'm psyched about it too.

I'm right here, miss.

I'm scared. Could you do it too?

I'm scared. What if she's not nice?

I'm Scuba Sam.

I'm serious. Don't do that.

I'm serious. Don't do that.

I'm sleeping in the office. We're going to trial on the fraud case.

I'm sorry to hear that.

I'm sorry, but I don't know what else to do.

I'm sorry, Corinne.

I'm sorry, Sonny. I can't. It's my case.

I'm sorry. I wanted to thank you for coming tonight.

I'm sorry. I was freaking out there.

I'm still right here.

I'm talking about you being a grandfather.

I'm telling you, buddy. Vanessa, she's the one. I can't lose her.

I'm thinking about keeping the kid.

I'm too hungry to sleep.

I'm working on a big case. I gotta sue you for making me come here.

I've been looking.

I've decided to take care of the little guy.

I've delivered to you before.

I've got a few problems.

I've got Spice Channel. It's blurry but it's nice.

I've had some smelly ones before.

I've never even been to Buffalo.

I've never...

I've really never seen any problems with that.

I've tried contacting him several times and he hasn't responded.

If I can make a believer out of him, I can make a believer out of everybody.

If I can't have you

If I get custody of Julian, I'll be his father forever.

If I have a kid of my own, I hope he's half as cool as that kid.

If it's okay with you, I'd like to ask you a few questions.

If O.J. can get away with murder, why can't Sonny have his kid?

If the girls at Hooters could see her now.

If this note is true, it's your kid.

If you don't like spaghetti and meatballs, get out.

If you don't wanna take care of him...

If you end it, you get an Egg McMuffin.

If you're afraid, put them on to become invisible.

If your mother could pick anyone to be your new daddy...

Impossible! All you care about is yourself!

In fact, we gotta get you dressing differently.

Initiating the conversation is half the battle.

Instead of saying that, I figured I'd show you.

Is he all right?

Is he picking your nose?

Is someone in the bathroom?

Is that strange for you?

Is this like the time you said my parents were dead?

Is this okay?

Is this your handiwork?

Isn't Little Italy the greatest?

It happens every 10 years...

It is absurd to think that Sonny Koufax is ready to raise a child.

It is your name, isn't it? Sonny Koufax?

It smells like urine in this joint. Good job.

It took him 20 minutes to learn that. He's quick. He's smart.

It took you a long time to pencil me in. You work all the time.

It'll be your name the rest of your life.

It's a clock radio.

It's a tie. That guy doesn't count. He can't even read.

It's coming right at you.

It's cool you only work one day a week.

It's gonna be fun. You nervous?

It's great what you're doing with Julian while you got him.

It's hard to know what's going down...

It's important, when you eat at my restaurant...

It's in Asia, which is...

It's Layla.

It's not a big deal.

It's not doctor stuff. It's common sense. Scratching spreads rashes.

It's not his fault he can't read.

It's not your fault, okay? I'm the idiot.

It's not your problem? All right.

It's okay.

It's only Sonny. It's only Sonny.

It's overtime, and there's a penalty shot about to take place.

It's your first day. Take it slow.

Ixnay on the ketchupnay.

Jan.

Jan... I don't know any Jan.

Jethro Tull had a reunion concert in New Jersey, so I caught that.

Joe Carter?

Julian found it hilarious.

Julian has been displaying some odd behavior.

Julian has drawn the part of Benjamin Franklin, a very important role.

Julian, come here.

Julian, you're gonna have to come with me.

July 15th.

Just because I don't have a job doesn't mean I don't wanna move on.

Just don't make me regret this.

Just go. You gotta go.

Just hope he's not hanging out with drug dealers and delinquents in school.

Just ignore him.

Just kidding.

Kangaroo song.

Kangaroo song. Kangaroo song!

Keep it flowing! That's it!

Keep napping. What's this?

Keep those on. No one can notice you until you decide they can.

Kind of adopted a kid.

Koufax is a good egg. He was nice to that kid.

Lady gave me $5 to bring him here.

Lamb and tuna fish?

Lasagna.

Last Monday was a fluke. Bring it on, woman.

Last three weeks have been crazy. I've been in Denver, Dallas...

Last time, he was with a different girl. I guess he ate her.

Lay!

Layla Maloney, Your Honor.

Layla, if you don't come over to Sonny's apartment tonight...

Layla, line four.

Layla, you didn't actually enjoy that, did you?

Layla? I like your song.

Let me do it.

Let me have that.

Let me show you. Watch.

Let's do it, Rangers.

Let's eat.

Let's eat.

Let's get on with it.

Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go. Up, up, up.

Let's hurry it up, all right? I'm keeping you company.

Let's hurry it up, all right? I'm keeping you company.

Let's just give it a shot just so I can have some dignity.

Let's make this quick. I gotta get to work.

Let's see here.

Let's see your clippers.

Let's study a little bit.

Lift this arm, okay? Slide under and try to lock wrists.

Like I'm not busy?

Like the time I found a bag of pot in your drawer...

Listen, Sonny, I would like to help...

Lock wrists.

Look at Brad's body. Not an ounce of fat on it.

Look at his eyes. He's bored. I give it two more weeks.

Look at this guy.

Look, I can't manage this kid.

Look, I did it. Loop, swoop and pull.

Look, look. He fell asleep. Let's go.

Look.

Look. See?

Looking won't pay the rent.

Loop.

Make bunny ears, cross and pull them through.

Making cereal.

Man, this Yoo hoo is good. You know what else is good?

Maybe it was a mistake.

Maybe it's a mistake.

Maybe the fish sandwich. I'm not sure. I'll get back to you.

Maybe we should try a kiss out.

Maybe you can also finish the turkey on your lip.

Maybe you can sue under the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act.

Maybe.

Maybe. I gotta go.

Me either. It's just that you kissed Scuba Steve.

Me too.

Me, the same guy who once shaved his ass to win a $5 bet.

Medical problems?

Meet with me. I'll order in from Cozy's. We'll have fun.

Microsoft went down three points.

Microsoft went down three points. We gotta save some money.

Mikey, a pleasure.

Mistake?

Mitch Williams... We flew up for the night.

Move your ass there, pee boy.

Mr. Castellucci.

Mr. Gerrity, this is Arthur Brooks from Social Services. I got good news.

Mr. Gerrity?

Mr. Koufax is a really cool guy. I wish my dad was as cool as him.

Mr. Koufax is simply parading his buddies up there.

Mr. Koufax, anyone else?

Mr. Koufax...

My body's definitely better than his.

My client's out $7 million. All we can sue on is breach of contract.

My cousin's friends with their drummer...

My dad took us to McDonald's the first morning they had breakfast.

My dad was a military man.

My father, Lenny Koufax.

My friends make fun of me too. I've seen them 25 times.

My friends, Vanessa.

My God!

My God! This is Corinne's place?

My mom always said soda rots your teeth...

My name is Alexander Hamilton.

My son.