Kick-Ass (2010) Edit

A bazooka?

A handgun bullet travels at more than...

A handgun bullet travels at... More than?

A mailman by day. The city's guardian by night.

A mailman by day...

A price on our heads? What is this, the wild west?

A price on our heads? What is this, the Wild West?

A superhero never reveals his true identity.

A superhero never reveals his true identity.

A world full of superheroes, huh?

A world full of superheroes, huh?

A worldwide web broadcast of the New York superhero

According to him, you sold him my coke and you took the money.

According to him, you sold him my coke and you took the money.

Add to shopping cart.

After a 911 call from someone claiming to be a superhero...

After a Hamilton Park resident filmed the man's remarkable intervention

After a Hamilton park resident filmed the man's remarkable intervention...

After a video of his intervention of street gang violence

After you.

After you.

Again?

Ah, it's 300,000 bucks.

All I knew was I'd never felt so good about myself.

All I knew was I'd never felt so good about myself.

All I knew was my Dad was gonna kill me.

All I knew was my dad was gonna kill me.

All right, okay!

All right, okay.

All right, up you get. Come on.

All right?

All right? I was only trying to surprise you. I'm...

All right?!

All right. You know what? Come here.

All that security?

All that security.

And a Bratz Movie Star Makeover Sasha.

And a bratz moviestar makeover Sasha.

And a pack of Twizzlers.

And a pack of twizzlers.

And a slightly elevated capacity to take a kicking.

And all I'm asking is you let Kick Ass go. He didn't do anything wrong.

And all the things I'd never do, like learn to drive,

And all the things I'd never do.

And break your fucking legs.

And could not cope.

And Daddy started a plan of his very own.

And don't leave a mess.

And don't tell me somebody who's dead this time.

And don't tell me somebody who's dead this time.

And finally, we want to know who is this man?

And finally, we want to know who is this man.

And he came up with a plan to get rid of Daddy.

And I ain't gonna disappoint him.

And I guess that would have been okay if bad guys were make believe, too.

And I, of ladies most deject and wretched...

And I'm also not gay.

And I'm an idiot, and a shit friend. I lied to you, I know, and if...

And I'm just one click away. Redmist. Org.

And I'm just one click away. RedMist.org.

And if it wasn't for you,

And if it wasn't for you...

And if you're reassuring yourself

And it's been a whole week since I've heard from Rasul.

And it's been a whole week since I've heard from Rasul.

And Kick Ass really proved that one individual can make a difference.

And killed my men, Gigante.

And killed my men, Gigante.

And leap tall buildings in a single bound.

And leave her alone.

And let's be real, no other request could have given me more pleasure.

And let's be real, no other request could have given me more pleasure.

And my world was much safer with all the new superheroes.

And my world was much safer with all the new superheroes.

And nobody wants to be Spider Man?

And out of my friends, man, I wasn't even the funny one.

And out of my friends, man, I wasn't even the funny one.

And pulls his fucking lungs out through his ass.

And steals all the coke.

And that's Big Daddy.

And that's exactly what I'm gonna do.

And the Big motherfucker? Nobody knows who he is.

And the big motherfucker...

And the more I found out about his upbringing and stuff, I just...

And the truth was I hardly missed it at all.

And the truth was I hardly missed it at all.

And there was no one I could talk to about it.

And there was no one I could talk to about it.

And these are my friends.

And these are my friends. Come on in, guys, say hello.

And this guy here is Big Daddy.

And this guy here is Big Daddy.

And this is me giving you a message.

And this is me giving you a message. Leave Katie alone.

And this, for all you cavemen out there,

And this...

And three assholes

And until we find out who that is,

And who knows, buddy, this might even get you laid.

And you might have to screw someone over like Louie, or something.

And you might have to screw someone over, like Louie, or something.

And you wanna know what's wrong with me?!

And you want to know what's wrong with me?

And you're already making me miss the hospital.

Any of you bitches sitting around on your asses, all right?

Apart from some messed up nerve endings,

Apart from some messed up nerve endings,

Appreciate it.

Appreciate that.

Are burnt to ashes and buried.

Are schools and offices so thrilling

Are schools and offices so thrilling...

Are you okay, sweetheart?

Are you okay?

Are you serious? The guy owns.

Are you serious? The guy owns.

Are you serious? The guy owns.

Are you shitting me?

Are you shitting me? No, he's fine. He's with me.

As a great man once said,

As a great man once said...

At some point in our lives we all wanted to be a superhero.

At some point in our lives, we all wanted to be a superhero.

At this really great store 'atomic comics'.

At this really great store Atomic Comics.

Back here, come on. Let's get you home. Come on.

Back here. Come on, let's get you home. Come on.

Baton.

Bazooka?

Bazooka?

Bazooka?

Be a big girl now. There's nothing to be afraid of.

Be a big girl now. There's nothing to be afraid of.

Became the most watched clip on the Internet.

Because for the first time in my life,

Because, for the first time in my life, I had something worth living for.

Being framed as a drug dealer was the worst possible thing

Big brother, watch and learn.

Big Brother, watch and learn.

Big Daddy.

Bobby? Bobby?

Boss, come on, he's had enough.

Boss, come on, we gotta go, baby.

Boy, I don't know.

Boy, I dunno. Probably because it's fucking impossible, dipshit.

But all clouds have a silver lining and out of her death...

But all clouds have a silver lining, and out of her death,

But all I did was make a door into a world I'd dreamed about

But as word of mouth continues to spread,

But don't get me wrong. I like girls my own age, too.

But even so, my new vocation kept me plenty busy.

But even so, my new vocation kept me plenty busy.

But getting shot, Daddy, it hurt a lot more than when you did it.

But getting shot, Daddy, it hurt a lot more than when you did it.

But I am not Kick Ass.

But I tried my best.

But I'm afraid I can't help you out on this one.

But if you called it fantasizing, it would have been hard to argue.

But if you called it fantasizing, it would have been hard to argue.

But it seems that far from being put off, this individual, who calls himself Red Mist,

But it was a start.

But it's really no more painful than a punch in the chest.

But just that he might have really been gaffled by somebody.

But Kick Ass is cuter.

But Kick Ass told me we're not the only superheroes in town.

But lucky for you, I picked it up.

But lucky for you... I picked it up.

But more importantly, I talked her into mailing Kick Ass.

But not half as much as the idea of leaving everything behind.

But there was nothing special, either.

But there was one last thing I needed it for.

But they're not.

But they're not.

But we could see widespread server crashes...

But we do got a brand new industrial microwave.

But we do got a brand new industrial microwave.

But we don't.

But we don't.

But you know what? I was seriously thinking of mailing his site.

Can he hear you? I don't think he can hear you.

Can he hear you? I don't think he can hear you.

Can I get a puppy?

Can I get a puppy?

Can I make a confession?

Can I make a confession?

Can we turn that off now?

Can we turn that off now? What's so special about that guy?

Check this out.

Check this out.

Check this, you're gonna fucking love this.

Check this. You're gonna fucking love this.

Child, you know that's because in the picture it didn't have Gatling Guns.

Child, you know, that's because in the picture, it didn't have Gatling guns.

Chris is Red Mist?

Chris, how long you been there?

Chris, where do you think you're going?

Chris, you got to look at this from my point of view. Okay?

Chris, you gotta look at this from my point of view. Okay?

Christopher.

City's guardian by night.

Cock sucker or all my coke was stolen by superman?

Cock sucker or all my coke was stolen by superman?

Come on now who do you.

Come on then, bring it on!

Come on then, bring it on!

Come on, be honest with yourself.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, let's go. We gotta go.

Come on, come on, get in.

Come on, come on. Come on, let's go. We gotta go.

Come on, Frank, he's had enough. Come on.

Come on, Mindy, honey.

Come on, no, no!

Come on, no, no...

Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come.

Come.

Comic books this kid reads all fucking day long.

Comic books this kid reads, all fucking day long.

Cos I feel like I'm gonna start crying...

Currently streaming live on the Internet.

Dad, phone!

Dad, the phone's for you.

Dad. Dad.

Dad. Phone.

Daddy, I think I found one.

Daddy, I think I've found one.

Daddy, I'm scared.

Damn straight.

Damn straight. You better start reading the instructions because...

Dave Lizewski, shouldn't you be looking at Hamlet right now?

Dave Lizewski.

Dave Lizewski.

Dave Lizewski. Shouldn't you be looking at 'Hamlet' right now?

Dave, hey.

Dave, I need to ask you something.

Dave, I need to ask you something.

Dave, why didn't you tell me this is what you were doing?

Dave, why didn't you tell me this is what you were doing?

Dave? Hello?

Dave? Hello?

Dave.

Dave.

Dead? How?

Defending the citizens of New York from the forces of evil.

Definitely.

Despite initial speculation that this may be some kind of hoax or publicity stunt,

Did they change the bee's face?

Did they change the bee's face?

Did you see the clip? He was actually pretty good.

Did you see the clip? He was actually pretty good.

Did you spray anything over there?

Did you watch the TV? The new superhero guy?

Different superhero in a warehouse, killing a whole bunch of D'Amico's guys.

Different superhero.

Dirty motherfuckers!

Do it.

Do what you got to do.

Do you feel like checking out that new Kate Hudson movie

Do you feel like checking out that new Kate Hudson movie...

Do you think they caught him?

Do you think they got them?

Do you wanna deal with owing my dad?

Do you wanna deal with owing my Dad?

Do you want to hear it or not?

Does anyone have any idea who this wetsuit crusader is?

Does anyone have any idea who this wetsuit crusader is?

Does this work like a regular microwave or what?

Don't take it personal, though. We don't trust anybody.

Don't take it personal. We don't trust anybody.

Don't think I haven't noticed you looking at my tits, Dave.

Don't worry about it. Rumors don't mean shit.

Don't you remember?

Don't you think, Dave?

Don't you think, Dave?

Dude, if anybody did it in real life they'd get their ass kicked.

Dude, if anybody did it in real life, they'd get their ass kicked.

Dude, you gotta check this shit out.

Due to the distressing nature of the images, we are unable to broadcast the events

Early night tonight, maybe?

Easy, balisong. It's Filipino. Ask me another.

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

Eight at Sal's place, four at that kid Rasul's.

Enough!

Enough!

Er, I mean, like to be honest with you,

Especially Katie Deauxma.

Eugene Stoner's AR 10. Now give me a hard one.

Eugene Stoner's AR10. Now give me a hard one.

Even the good parts were totally surreal.

Even the good parts were totally surreal.

Even with my metal plates and my fucked up nerve endings,

Even with my metal plates and my fucked up nerve endings...

Eventually fantasizing just doesn't do it for you any more.

Eventually, fantasizing just doesn't do it for you anymore.

Ever since I was little, I've always wanted a friend

Everybody in the warehouse is dead.

Everybody's favorite superhero right now. Kick Ass, right?

Everything else is in the gray area.

Everything was out of control. I didn't know what the hell to do.

Everything was out of control. I didn't know what the hell to do.

Exactly.

Except that wasn't true.

Except...

Excuse me, have you seen this cat?

Excuse me, ma'am, have you seen this cat?

Excuse me, ma'am. Have you seen this cat?

Excuse me. Have you seen this cat?

Far from being put off, this individual, who calls himself Red Mist...

Fighting a bunch of guys.

Fire is our friend.

Fire. Fire is good.

First school she'd ever been to, on the promise that I'd look out for her.

First school she'd ever been to...

Five years later, he left prison, and he was ready.

Follow him, around the corner.

Follow him, round the corner.

Frank D'Amico was the baddest guy of them all,

Frank D'Amico was the baddest guy of them all...

Frank D'Amico!

Frank D'Amico!

Frank, honey!

Frank, honey.

Frank, we got a thing.

Frank, we got a thing.

Frank, we're ready. Enjoy the show.

Frank, you're scaring me. You're losing it.

Frank, you're scaring me. You're losing it.

Frankie, I'm telling you, man, I swear I'm not making this up.

Frankie, I'm telling you, man, I swear I'm not making this up.

Fuck do I know? We're not making a fucking Hungry Man dinner here.

Fuck do I know? We're not making a hungry man dinner. Just turn it on.

Fuck off!

Fuck off.

Fuck this shit.

Fuck this shit.

Fuck this shit. I'm getting the bazooka.

Fuck this shit. I'm getting the bazooka.

Fuck you, Mr. Bitey!

Fuck you, Mr. Bitey!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck! Now I'm dead.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck. Now I'm dead.

Fucking freak in a mask!

Fucking freak in a mask! Get out of my house!

Gentlemen,

Gentlemen...

Get him a Pepsi and I'll have an icee. Mixed.

Get him outta here, get him outta here. Get him in the van.

Get him.

Get in here! Help me out man!

Get in here. Help me out!

Get in the car. Get in there.

Get out there.

Get outta here! Get the fuck out of here.

Get the fucking rest of the information.

Get the lighter!

Get them!

Get up. Get him up.

Give it a fucking rest, man.

Give it a fucking rest.

Give it up, man. Just walk away.

Give it up, man. Just walk away.

Give me a break, it's been a week.

Gives a shit about the fucking lumber!

Go on then, Todd.

Go on.

Go on. Yeah, I think it did.

Go to Robin's Revenge!

God dammit, I'm gonna be 18 in 8 months, for Christ sakes.

God damn it, just sit down.

God damn it! I'm gonna be 18 in eight months, for Christ's sakes.

God, I wish I had a son like you.

God, I wish I had a son like you.

Going up against a crowd can get kind of scary, don't you think?

Going up against a crowd can get kinda scary, don't you think?

Good at getting his ass kicked.

Good at getting his ass kicked.

Good call, baby doll.

Good call, baby doll.

Good job.

Good morning, class.

Good morning, class.

Good morning, Joe.

Good move, Ass Kick. Let's keep it that way.

Good move, Ass... kick. Let's keep it that way.

Got a little bit of mood lighting right there.

Got a little bit of mood lighting right there.

Great.

Guardian of the universe protecting us against the forces of evil.

Guardian of the universe.

Guess we're not invited.

Guys like Rasul, they get mixed up in stuff...

Had I ever been a real superhero?

Had some bad motherfuckers for friends, and they think we did that shit.

Halt a speeding train.

Happy Birthday, sweetheart.

Happy birthday, sweetheart.

Has decided to take crime fighting to a new level,

Have a good night.

Have a nice day.

He can catch a bullet. Halt a speeding train.

He caught a drug dealer. Some most wanted guy.

He caught, like, a drug dealer, some most wanted guy.

He did very good.

He did very good.

He did very good.

He didn't do anything wrong.

He got something to do with you, Damon?

He got something to do with you, Damon?

He has a special signal he shines in the sky.

He has powers far beyond the capabilities of mere earthlings.

He lied!

He looks good.

He looks like a transvestite...

He looks like a transvestite...

He must be someone's son, someone's brother,

He must have taken that right before he died.

He probably didn't even read your email yet.

He promised he wouldn't.

He promised he wouldn't.

He should call himself ass kick instead.

He was so young. No one should have to die that way.

He was so young. No one should have to die that way.

He was very upset.

He was very upset.

He would have wanted me to finish what we started.

He would have wanted me to finish what we started.

He's been on D'Amico's payroll ever since you passed up the opportunity.

He's been on Frank D'Amico's payroll ever since you passed up the opportunity.

He's going in the alley.

He's going in the alley.

He's going in the alley.

He's had enough. Come on.

He's his father's son.

He's right. I'm sorry. I'm acting totally childish.

He's right. I'm sorry. I'm acting totally childish.

He's with Katie, obviously.

He's with me, he's okay.

Hell, dude, you never seen 'Sin City'...

Hell, dude, you never seen Sin City, Sunset Blvd., American Beauty?

Hello, boys and girls.

Hello, boys and girls. Now this...

Hello!

Hello?

Hello? Bruce Wayne? He didn't have any powers.

Hello? Bruce Wayne? He didn't have any powers.

Hello.

Help!

Help? Really? What with?

Help? Really? What with?

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here, kitty. Here, Mr. Bitey.

Here, kitty. Here, Mr. Bitey.

Hey, baby.

Hey, call 911!

Hey, come on, you're not looking.

Hey, come on, you're not looking.

Hey, come on. Hey, I know some very bad people uptown,

Hey, don't do this! You don't need to do this!

Hey, early birdie.

Hey, early birdie. You beat me to it.

Hey, go finish your oatmeal.

Hey, go finish your oatmeal.

Hey, gorgeous.

Hey, hey, asshole. Can't use the front door now.

Hey, hey, don't do this. You don't need to do this. Come on.

Hey, I got one of those.

Hey, I know some very bad people up town. Really nasty individuals.

Hey, I read those old Ditko Spider Mans you gave me.

Hey, I won't say nothing to nobody.

Hey, I won't say nothing to nobody.

Hey, I'm Kick Ass.

Hey, I'm Kick Ass.

Hey, Joe, yeah.

Hey, Kick Ass.

Hey, look, I'm Todd's Mom.

Hey, look, the guys tell me he's Tre Fernandez.

Hey, look, the guys tell me he's Tre Fernandez. What do I know?

Hey, man, can you hear me?

Hey, new kid.

Hey, there's a dude dressed like a superhero fighting a bunch of guys.

Hey, there's a dude dressed like a superhero out there

Hey, what's going on?

Hey, you're into comic books, aren't you?

Hey! God! No, please, please!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Hey, man, can you hear me? Hey.

Hey. Look, I'm Todd's mom.

Hi, I'm Hit Girl.

High fiving bullshit. Keep going, keep going.

High fiving bullshit. Keep going, keep going.

Hilton and nobody wants to be spiderman?

Hit Girl and Big Daddy, they were the real deal.

Hit girl and Big Daddy.

Hit girl, back to headquarters.

Hit Girl, manners, honey.

Hit girl. Manners, honey.

Hold on, you're telling me one guy killed eight of my men tonight?

Holy fuck... everybody's dead!

Holy shit, have you guys noticed...

Holy shit!

Holy shit!

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Holy shit. What happened?

Hot chocolate, extra marshmallows.

Hot chocolate... extra marshmallows.

Hot damn. I always wanted one of these.

Hot damn. I always wanted one of these.

How about both of us being dead? Is that serious enough for you?

How are you? You look better.

How are you? You look better.

How come nobody's ever tried to be a superhero?

How come nobody's ever tried to be a superhero?

How did you find me, Marcus?

How do I get a hold of you?

How do I get a hold of you?

How far would you go to help your fellow man?

How far would you go to help your fellow man?

How was that? Not so bad.

How was that? Not so bad.

How you doing?

How'd you find me, Marcus?

However you lived before,

However you lived before...

Hurry up, man.

I ain't got no fucking gun. I'm not going in.

I always wanted to say this.

I always wondered why nobody did it before me.

I appreciate your concern, but you need to go now.

I appreciate your concern. But you need to go now.

I called it preparation.

I called it preparation.

I came around for just long enough to beg the medic

I came round long enough to beg the.

I can wait! I solemnly vow to save myself for her.

I can wait. I solemnly vow to save myself for her.

I can't believe I got my gun back. Look at that.

I can't believe that you would believe this shit from a fucking Russian, man!

I can't believe that you would believe this shit from a fucking Russian, man!

I can't believe you're here, man. Like, you're my hero.

I can't help it, I do because I...

I can't help it. I do because I...

I care about you a lot, too.

I care about you a lot, too.

I care about you a lot.

I could buy you one sometime if you need someone to talk to.

I didn't have a piercing or an eating disorder

I didn't say anything to anyone, I swear.

I didn't say like Batman. I never said Batman.

I don't fucking believe it.

I don't fucking believe it.

I don't fucking believe this.

I don't have one someone else jacked it last week.

I don't have one someone else jacked it last week.

I don't know if I was everything Katie had always dreamed her gay BFF would be,

I don't know, Dad.

I don't know, Dad.

I don't know, if you wanted me to be your sidekick or something...

I don't know, man. Come on.

I don't know, man. Come on.

I don't mind you talking business. I was just gonna sit quietly.

I don't think you can hate me any more right now than I hate myself.

I don't wanna see any of you bitches sitting around on your asses,

I ever heard, Tre.

I feel a little weed takes the edge off things when I'm on patrol, you know.

I forgot.

I gave you all them names and addresses.

I got her address and stuff. You wanna check it out?

I got her address and stuff. You wanna check it out?

I got it.

I got it.

I got recommended some like Scott Pilgrim and Shojo Beat,

I got recommended some.

I got this e mail from this chick.

I got this e mail from this chick.

I got to tell you, that hurt.

I got why people didn't risk their lives for strangers.

I gotta do a Kick Ass thing.

I gotta do a Kick Ass thing.

I gotta send a public service message to the people out there

I guess I was the last person you'd expect to become a superhero.

I guess not.

I guess not. But I was seriously thinking of mailing his site.

I guess that would have been okay if bad guys were make believe, too.

I guess we're not invited.

I had something worth living for,

I hadn't even checked the website for, like, a week.

I hate getting punched in the chest.

I hate getting punched in the chest.

I have a message for Rasul about Katie Deauxma.

I hope it's okay to say this, but... It so sucks that you're gay.

I hope it's okay to say this, but... it so sucks that you're gay.

I just can't figure out why nobody does.

I just can't figure out why nobody does.

I just need to clean my face.

I just started.

I just think it sucks you guys think you can do what you want.

I just think it sucks you guys think you can do what you want.

I know a way you can get him.

I know I can do it. I just need a few things.

I know that, dumbass.

I know this sounds fucked up, Frankie, but that guy in the picture,

I know you have mistaken me for Kick Ass, but I am not Kick Ass.

I know.

I know. But, Katie,

I know. I knew that. I was just kidding.

I know. I was gonna tell her. It's just, she seems so happy.

I know. I was gonna tell her. She seemed so happy.

I know. If it makes you feel any better,

I lied to you, I know.

I like Kick Ass! His costume is crappy.

I like Kick Ass. His costume is crappy.

I look like a putz.

I look like fricking Wolverine.

I lost my mommy and daddy.

I love you, too, Daddy.

I love you, too, Daddy.

I love you, too, Daddy.

I love you.

I mean your real name.

I mean, all those comic books, movies, TV shows,

I mean, all those comic books, movies, TV shows.

I mean, I could really use some help from a guy like that right now.

I mean, I could really use some help from a guy like that right now.

I mean, I don't think you're all the same or anything.

I mean, I don't think you're all the same or anything.

I mean, I feel like I should call the cops or something.

I mean, I just can't believe he's dead, that's all.

I mean, I should probably start learning this stuff anyway, right?

I mean, is everyday life really so exciting?

I mean, is everyday life really so exciting?

I mean, like, to be honest with you,

I mean, that's not homophobic, is it?

I meant like pajamas and clothes and stuff. You can't take that stuff to my house.

I meant like pyjamas and clothes and stuff.

I miss her.

I miss her.

I miss you both.

I need these things.

I need these things.

I need you to get rid of Kick Ass.

I never felt more alone.

I never play.

I never said "Batman."

I only ever fight crime between like 9 and 2 weekdays.

I only ever fight crime between like 9:00 and 2:00, weekdays.

I owe you.

I owe you.

I re routed your IP address.

I said what the fuck are you looking at?

I said who really sold you our coke?

I said, what the fuck are you looking at?

I said, who really sold you our coke?

I saved your sorry ass.

I saved your sorry ass.

I should have quit, of course, but you can't just reprogram yourself.

I should have quit, of course...

I should probably start learning this stuff anyway.

I should warn you, that asshole Gigante is looking for Kick Ass.

I should warn you, that asshole Gigante is looking for Kick Ass.

I swear, Dad, if you let me do this, it's gonna work.

I swear, when my hormones balance out...

I think I'm in love with her, dude.

I think it did. Now in France they say the word stick like this.

I think it's best that you just walk away.

I think it's that superhero nutjob from the TV.

I think we better invite our Russian over for a friendly chat.

I think we'd better invite our Russian over for a friendly chat,

I think you must be confusing me with someone

I think you're crazy

I think you're crazy

I think you're crazy.

I thought it'd be cool to put the unmasking of Kick Ass on the Internet.

I thought they were looking for Kick Ass.

I thought they were looking for Kick Ass.

I thought you meant how come nobody does it in real life?

I thought you meant, like, "How come nobody does it in real life?"

I told her, "Sit on my lap, we'll talk about the first thing that comes up."

I told her, "Sit on my lap, we'll talk about the first thing that comes up."

I told her, sit on my lap,

I want Kick Ass' fucking head on a stick, and I want it now.

I want Kick Ass's fucking head on a stick, and I want it now.

I want this place locked down.

I want this place locked down.

I want your hands all over me, Dave.

I wanted to get you breakfast this morning.

I was back and running Kick Ass version 2.0.

I was getting back to my old self.

I was getting back to my old self.

I was just a regular guy.

I was just a regular guy.

I was just gonna sit in there quietly.

I was just kidding.

I was such a mess.

I wasn't a mathlete or a hard core gamer.

I wasn't a mathlete or a hardcore gamer.

I will avenge you, mother!

I wish you wouldn't have said anything

I wish you wouldn't have said anything.

I worry about you.

I worry about you.

I, for one, would definitely fuck his brains out if I got the chance.

I, I don't think you can hate me any more right now than I hate myself.

I, I owe you.

I...

I... I lost my Mommy and Daddy.

I'd always dreamed of being a superhero, but this was a nightmare.

I'd always dreamed of being a superhero...

I'd e mail his site if I had a problem worth fixing.

I'd e mail his site if I had a problem worth fixing.

I'd never felt more alone.

I'll be honest,

I'll be honest,

I'll give you a motherfucking high five.

I'll give you a motherfucking high five.

I'll tell you who owes her a childhood!

I'll tell you who owes her a childhood.

I'm going to convert you to a comics reader right now.

I'm gonna convert you to a comics reader right now.

I'm gonna guess that was you.

I'm gonna take a wild guess that was you.

I'm gonna take mine to bed, okay?

I'm good. Yeah, much better.

I'm good. Yeah, much better.

I'm here to see Rasul.

I'm here to see Rasul.

I'm Hit Girl.

I'm Hit Girl.

I'm in way over my head.

I'm just being honest!