Django Unchained (2012) Soundboard Edit

Ah, yes. Yes, we were, doctor.

Ain't that right, Mr. Stonesipher?

Alexandre Dumas. He wrote The Three Musketeers

And all I can hear is criticize, criticize, criticize!

And all y'all know I ain't supposed to be on this trip

And do you know what the farmer says?

And he didn't mind killing people to do it

And I do believe I have... one, two, three, four...

And I take it you prefer the take it or leave it style of negotiation?

And I was wondering what Dumas would make of all this

And it is for these attributes we've ridden from Texas to Tennessee

And she ain't gonna be worth... she ain't gonna be worth a damn thing

And the way you have your Mr. Moguy, I have a lawyer

And these are our horses, Tony and Fritz.

And this one...

And we will again. In a moment

And what's the golden rule, Frankie, eh?

And, of course, her freedom papers, doctor.

Auf Wiedersehen.

Bad people?

Billy Crash here got his pistol upside her head

Broomhilda Von Shaft..

But I didn't want you to do anything rash

But I'm willing to wager this man was elected sheriff

But now you have my attention.

But she's a young lady, whip marks on her back and speaks German.

But, like you said in Greenville, doctor... I don't want to sell him

Bye, Miss Lara.

Choice is yours.

Come on now, boy... get on out that tree

Come on, men!

Danke.

Despite that cart, I haven't practiced dentistry in five years.

Django, this is Mr. Candie's lawyer, Leonide Moguy.

Do not spare the rum.

Do what I told you, boy!

Do you know who the Brittle Brothers are?

Doesn't mean that other bunch of malarkey is.

Don't let that mud slow you down. Keep going.

Dr. Schultz. May I introduce to you Broomhilda?

Everybody calm down.

Frankie, why don't you take them sticks off that horse

Gentlemen...

Get her cleaned up and smellin' real nice,

Get out there and see what's wrong with them goddamn dogs!

Get over there yonder.

Get the...!

Gimme.

God! Oh, my God!

Goddamn it!

Goddamn it!

Goldie. And Eskimo Joe

Hat

He gonna stay in The Big House?

He is a rambunctious sort, ain't he?

He scales the mountain, because he's not afraid of it.

He's a free man. He can ride what he pleases.

Hello, you poor devils!

Help, he's killing everyone!

Hey, Big Trouble Maker.

Hey, Little Trouble Maker.

Hey, white boy

Hey!

His wife, huh?

Hm.

Hm.

How far he get off the property?

How long was he loose?

How many ******s you think you see come and go, huh?

Huh. Well, just leave 'em out here, they ain't going nowhere

Hurry up, goddamn it!

I am Dr. King Schultz, a legal representative

I am that one ****** in 10,000.

I can't fight no more, Monsieur Candie.

I do believe you were just getting ready to make me

I don't know him

I got no use for a ****** with sand.

I realize passions are high,

I said I give up!

I track that man, I find that man, I kill that man.

I'd take that winter coat the dear departed Speck left behind.

I'll be damned.

I'll be. D'Artagnan!

I'll get you your freedom.

I'm doing business with both y'all.

I'm keeping it funny for you. Now, John, please.

I'm sorry. I couldn't resist

I've been led to believe that you are a gentleman and a businessman.

Is that who you was lookin' for?

Is you comin' with me or is you gonna sleep in that little box over yonder?

It is the soaring eagle that attracts her attention,

It's against the law for ******s to ride horses in this territory.

It's me, baby

Just call me Leo.

Keep it funny!

Keep movin'

Lara Lee! Will you and Cora be responsible

Last time I seen you, you had your hands on my...

Lay your hand flat on that tabletop

Let's go

Let's keep it funny. Django here's a free man.

Line 'em up to the left here now, boy.

Look, Monsieur Candie, they were all fine specimens, no doubt about it.

Lots of gals where you're from named Broomhilda?

May I present to you Lara Lee Candie Fitzwilly.

Meet me in the library.

Move along!

Move it.

Move that buckboard a long ways across the street from the saloon.

Mr. Bennett?

Mr. Stonesipher, would you please shut these goddamn dogs up?

My partner got killed, Calvin Candie got shot,

****** and the German was actin' like they were slavers but they wasn't

No appointment, no nothin'?

No!

No! Calvin!

Now shut your mouth!

Now why would a slave have a Wanted Dead or Alive handbill in his pocket?

Now, boy, why do a fool thing like run off?

Now, Bright Boy..

Now, gentlemen, I do apologize, but I am weary from our travels beyond words.

Now, may I please remove the warrant from my pocket so you may examine it?

Now, where were we?

Now, why that German gives a fuck who that uppity son of a bitch

Now..

Oh, God! Motherfucker! Damn it!

Oh, Monsieur Candie, you can't imagine what it's like

Oh, Mr. Bennett, I must remind you, Django is a free man.

Oh, no!

Oh, no. I ain't got no problem with it,

Oh, thank you very much.

Oh, yeah

Oh!

Old Man Carrucan ain't gonna appreciate this, now.

Old Man Carrucan didn't. That's why we, uh... we run off.

Once it catches your ass, you're caught.

One a this new lot.

One could almost say youse a ******.

Please, won't you take a ride with us here in the Victoria.

Point me in that direction.

Righto.

See, I told you to put some more power in there.

Seein' as how they don't have many ******s where he come from

Shit!

Shit! Son of a bitch!

Shut up, black. You ain't got nothing to say I want to hear

Smitty Bacall and the Smitty Bacall

So before that moment, it would be good if I could have

So he puts her on top of the mountain.

So that's what I'm doing. I'm gettin' dirty.

Stand up straight, now!

Stephen, what the hell are you talking about? Hm?

Thank you for your assistance in creating the opportunity

That's accurate.

The Black Hercules, isn't that clever?

The farmer is forced to say yes.

The kid's a natural.

The man lying dead in the dirt, who the good people of Daughtrey

The man to my left is Django Freeman. He's my deputy.

Their name is Brittle. You know 'em?

Then why is you crying?

These three dimples exist in the area of the skull most associated with...

These three dimples would be found in the area of the skull

They ain't gonna just kill you, ******!

They gonna find your black ass!

They whippin' Little Jody?

To speak German with.

To the man with the exceptional beard

Turn him around! Now...

Wanted. Dead or alive.

We rode five hours so you could show off your stock.

We were discussing the possibility of my purchasing Broomhilda

Well, it's not every ****** speaks German, don't ya know.

Well, let me get this straight.

Well, way he looks now, a blind Indian wouldn't bet a bead on him.

Well, we weren't talkin' business yet.

Well, what if I was to say I don't like you?

Well, where are they?

Well...

What civilized people aren't?

What is the point of havin' a ****** that speaks German

What that is?

What the fuck is going on?

What?

What's the deal?

What's your Jimmie's name again?

When we went to boarding school together.

Who the hell a you got there?

Who were they?

Whoo! Whoo hoo hoo!

Why do you want to get in the Mandingo business?

Why not? Monsieur Candie, you have a deal

Why would they go through all that trouble for a ******

Why'd he do that?

Will you make these gentlemen a receipt for $12,000, please?

Would you be a dear, go out there and give them gals an eyeball? Hm?

Yeah.

Yep.

Yes, I do, doctor.

Yessir, Monsieur Candie.

Yessir.

You could mess her skin up, and you gonna mess her up

You could unshackle yourselves, take that rifle,

You don't have to know why. Do you understand?

You either hit him or are you ain't?

You gentlemen have two choices.

You give up, ain't no harm gonna come to her

You heard him.

You know Jerry, don't you, sugar?

You know where it is.

You see, under the laws of Chickasaw County,

You see, you wanna buy a beat ass ****** from me,

You uppity son of a...

You work with me through the winter till the snow melts...

You wouldn't lie to me, now, would you?

You'll pay $500

You're yelling abuse at these poor slaves.

Your slave wife speaks German and her name is Broomhilda Von Shaft?

Youse gonna let me pick out my own clothes?

$7,000 for Smitty Bacall

Are these Broomhilda's papers? Yes, they are

Come on, girlie. Please!

Do what now? I said, Tell Miss Lara goodbye.

Go on. Thank you

Hm! It's like a pool of black tar

Hurry up, girl. These ready, Miss Cora.

I don't. Yes, you do

I think you are a bad loser. And I think you're an abysmal winner

I'm not from the South. But you are...

Mr. Moguy

Need to have what? What? Panache. Uh..

No! Do what I told ya!

Prost! German.

Right in front of both y'all! Easy, big fella

Right over there on that little table. Thank you.

Seven zero zero zero.. Seven thousand.

Shit. Yeah.

Should we wait inside? Can we just leave?

Speak English. Oh, I'm sorry.

Thank you ever so much. Doctor

We gonna offer to buy Candyland? No, it's far too big.

What kinda doctor? Dentist.

Why? It's good luck.

Yeah. Business never sleeps. Hm mm

Yessir, boss. Oh, now you are one lucky ******.

You mean the Shaffers? Maybe.

You miss me, huh? Oh, yessir.

You stupid son of a bitch! Sorry, Jessie!

...'the right ******

...and in my world you gotta get dirty.

...become if not frequent...

...but I can't let you go to Greenville in a good conscience

...I don't

...I will admit you are pretty clever

...in my house, doctor.

...may I propose a toast

...normally, I would say auf Wiedersehen.

...servility.

...you will sell him cheap.

'R' on right cheek

$1,500 for each of his...

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