Freaky Friday (1976) Edit

A bicycle pump.

A broken water ski.

A genuine first.

A good view of the shoreline.

A goody goody, you know?

A little of the boob tube.

A lot more than you can imagine.

A male chauvinist pig is a husband who spends three months

A maroon tie.

A tin shovel.

A variation in her environment?

About how upset your mother's gonna be.

About the aquacade?

About your horrible, mean mother?

Actually, Boris, lately, Annabel is completely changed.

Actually, I care. I mean, school is okay.

Adios, muchacho.

After you finish my daddy's shirts.

Ah, forget it.

Ah, what a shame.

Aha. Well, I have a secret for you.

Ahh!

Ahh.

All due to the extraordinary efforts

All in all, a fantastically cool person.

All right here on your music, music, music station.

All right, already! I'm coming! I'm coming!

All right, give me that broomstick,

All right, macaroni and cheese.

All right, what's going on out there?

All right!

All right?

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Now, that's better.

All the time.

All you gotta do

Almost.

An electric typewriter needs electricity.

And a difficult mother in law.

And a kid without discipline

And a ten cent coupon for a little flea collar.

And about being neat. I can't help that, either.

And all your jacks in here together.

And extreme caution should be taken

And get out of my way!

And get some new clothes to go with the new me.

And g**** yogurt. Meet you at lunchtime, okay?

And he gives his wife three hours to save his skin.

And her verbal aptitude is higher than a college freshman.

And her, uh...

And I think it's time for a change.

And I wish I were 20 years younger,

And I'd rather be you.

And if I'm here, she's worse off than we are.

And it just breaks my heart.

And loud.

And lovely and gentle and...

And now look at me.

And now we get to see

And only 2 more calls this hour

And she's not the only one.

And so much dumber.

And some little tin things.

And that Annabel, in more capable hands,

And that took place when, children?

And the big bag of marbles and the LEGOs and threw them

And the books on the shelves

And the d****ry man?

And the most beautiful person in the world.

And then sew up this dress for tonight.

And there's an excellent viewing position

And they want to knock them out in one afternoon.

And this is me.

And threw them out the window.

And waving your hands around.

And we both play for the same team.

And we can only win this one if you remember one thing.

And we're gonna put on a real aquacade for my dad.

And while we're on the subject.

And win over $5,000 in prizes and trips.

And your bed? That's made, right?

And your rugs.

And your sneakers.

And, well, if I do say so myself,

And...

Andrews, isn't that your wife out there?

Andrews, move, move, move!

Andrews, why aren't you changed yet?

Annabel wants you to eat

Annabel, about your hair.

Annabel, come on back!

Annabel, huh?

Annabel, I don't have time to spend on this.

Annabel, I don't want to be preachy.

Annabel, is that you?

Annabel, please, if this is some kind of game...

Annabel, say something.

Annabel, stop that!

Annabel, what's the trouble?

Annabel, where are you going?

Annabel, where are you going?

Annabel, where'd you come from?

Annabel, yellow?

Annabel, you can't do this to me.

ANNABEL: But maybe you can.

ANNABEL: Ellen?

ANNABEL: Go on. I love it.

ANNABEL: He's not as finky as I thought.

ANNABEL: Hey, this is fun!

ANNABEL: Hi, Mom.

ANNABEL: I'm Mom.

ANNABEL: I'm really a whiz?

ANNABEL: I'm with Mrs. Schmauss.

ANNABEL: Iron this, polish that.

ANNABEL: It's alive!

ANNABEL: Mom's legs.

ANNABEL: No way.

ANNABEL: No, that'd be overdoing it.

ANNABEL: Not Mom. Me, dum dum.

ANNABEL: Oh, Ape Face.

ANNABEL: Oink, oink, Daddy.

ANNABEL: Ooh.

ANNABEL: Wait a minute.

ANNABEL: What a nerd.

ANNABEL: What am I saying?

ANNABEL: What's the big deal about housework?

ANNABEL: You're not gonna believe me.

ANNABEL: Yuck!

Annabel!

Annabel!

Annabel!

Annabel! Where have you been?!

Annabel. Wait a minute.

Annabel's not home.

Any of you fellas got $ 14.50 you could loan me?

Anything else I can do?

Anything else?

Anyway, if you'd seen her lately,

Anyway, it comes and goes.

Ape Face! Will you get out of here?

Ape Face? No, he's just a kid.

Ape Face. Ape Face.

Are we gonna beat 'em?

Are you an attentive mother?

Are you feeling all right?

Are you kidding?

Are you okay, Annabel?

Are you sure you're all right?

Are you sure you're all right?

Are you understanding?

Are you, honey?

As a dad, you're super.

As a husband, you're more like a traffic cop.

As a husband, you're more like a traffic cop.

As long as we're comparing, I'd like to be in your shoes.

At exactly 8: 15 this morning... No, wait.

At least there's no ring around the collar.

At noon, after you pick up Ben from school.

Attaway to go, Mom.

Bah!

BAMBI: You really have that down.

Banana peel.

Be careful when you press it.

Beautiful.

Because I'm not mature in my figure yet.

Because she says Annabel's a spoiled brat and a pig.

Because that's what he is.

Because there's nothing more annoying

Beg pardon?

Begin.

Being cooped up in here just gets me crazy.

Believe me, I do.

BEN: You think we ought to turn it off?

Ben?

Besides water ski?

Besides, does it make sense?

Besides, I think she just got that help.

Bet you thought you'd never see us again.

Better bring me a change of wardrobe for tonight.

Big deal!

Bill, I wouldn't pursue this any further if I were you.

BILL: Hey, there! Hello?

BILL: Is this my home?

Bill? Bill who?

Bill. It's Bill.

Blew up? You're joking.

Blue eyes. Height about 5'2".

BO Y: No way!

Booze?

Booze?

Boris, buzz off.

Boris, here. Vitamin "C."

Boris, how could you do this to me?

Boris, I can't argue that. Not in the very least.

Boris, let's start all over. Forget this thing.

Boris, look!

Boris, you turkey. I can't bear it.

BORIS: Look out, Mister!

Boris!

Boris! You want to hang around outside for a while?

Boris? Boris? Where are you?

Born in Mountview Hospital 13 years ago.

Boy, Mom, that was terrific.

Boy, Mom, that was terrific.

BOYS: Yeah!

Breakfast at last.

Brought your nice, clean d****ries back.

Bully!

But Annabel has an extraordinary I.Q.,

But Annabel hates you.

But aren't you dressed kinda funny to be hanging around?

But childhood is the best time in a person's life.

But do you know who's drinking your gin?!

But I don't have that ability, I guess.

But I got a lot of worries.

But I mean it. I'm not the same person.

But I thought I'd go out

But I thought that our clients and the investors

But I'd say I'm in the top ten.

But I'm certainly not allergic to you.

But if anything should go wrong...

But it's true. Really, it is.

But mostly I hate her

But the film is still highly sensitive.

But the film is still highly sensitive.

But what is one?

But what kind of irresponsible person are you

But why should it?

But you can't hate someone and love them.

But you're counting on the wrong both!

But, Boris...

But, darling, you always used to tell me.

But, Miss Andrews, to be perfectly frank,

But, then, you're not the same as most grown ups.

Button up and listen, Bill.

By rights, the person you should hate is Annabel.

By watching it from this float.

Bye bye, Brains.

Bye bye.

Bye, Mommy.

Bye. Good luck.

C'est bizarre!

Can I get my $ 14.50, Mrs. Andrews?

Can we beat these cream puffs?

Can you drop us off?

Can you help me, please?

Can you wiggle like Wiggly?

Can you, Mom?

Can't you see I'm up to my armpits in gunk?

Care where we start?

Center.

Certainly.

Certainly.

Charles, this is getting out of hand.

Check?

Childhood is the best time in a person's life.

Childhood is the best time in a person's life.

Chuckle, chuckle. That's funny.

COACH BETS Y: Andrews!

Come back, Annabel!

Come here.

Come Monday morning,

Come now, Miss McGuirk. Don't cry.

Come on, Annabel, let's move out.

Come on, Annabel! Hurry up!

Come on, Annabel. Get your skis on.

Come on, girls. Pay now, talk later.

Come on, let's go home.

Come on, let's go!

Come on, Max.

Come on, now, shape up.

Come on, you two.

Come on!

Come on! Stick!

Come on.

Come on. I'll show you.

Come on. We have to hurry.

Come on. You need a bath.

Coming through, fellows!

Coming through.

Cooking's not my thing today.

Cool it, Max.

Correct?

Could I just get my $ 14.50?

Could I trouble you for a dime, dear?

Could I trouble you for a dime, dear?

Could it possibly be you?

Could you tell Mr. Andrews

Couldn't you pick some other day to break down?

Counting on you both.

Creep, get in.

Creep!

Dad.

Dangerous lady to lock horns with, if you know what I mean.

Darling, all's well that ends well.

Darn tootin'. She's quite a doll, also.

Dear, your mother says...

Did it ever do that with you?!

Did you notice my allergy is completely gone?

Did you see that pile up?

Didn't anyone else do their preparation for today?

Do come in. Come in.

Do make yourself extremely comfortable.

Do that again.

Do them yourself!

Do we have time?

Do we have to go into that again?

Do you consider yourself an able parent?

Do you drive, Boris?

Do you hate me, too?

Do you know where you are?!

Does she still have braces?

Does your family favor your son over your daughter?

Doesn't mean I don't want to help.

Doesn't she talk up in class?

Doesn't that add up to something?

Don't "honey" me!

Don't be a jackass.

Don't be fresh with me, young man.

Don't be silly.

Don't come busting in without knocking.

Don't do this to me!

Don't forget my clothes. Yeah, goodbye.

Don't forget the aquacade!

Don't forget the orthodontist!

Don't just lie there, Annabel!

Don't let go, Wiggly.

Don't let me down now.

Don't scuff your shoes.

Don't start that. I've been bragging for weeks.

Don't take your eyes off him, folks.

Don't worry. I'm all right. Don't worry about me.

Don't worry. We'll be all right.

Don't you care?

Don't you ever take anything home to be washed?

Down! Down!

Drive?

Dumb, dribbly gook.

Dummy.

Eat what you want

Ellen Andrews, you are a conniving, suspicious old bat.

Ellen, my hair drier!

Ellen, what I saw you do today was impossible.

Ellen, where are you?! Where's the food?!

ELLEN: "Open me"?

ELLEN: Annabel!

ELLEN: Annabel's body has got my mind in it.

ELLEN: Are they kidding?

ELLEN: Bill, you dirty louse!

ELLEN: Brownie points coming right up.

ELLEN: Door's open!

ELLEN: Electric?

ELLEN: Good grief. That's not my hand.

ELLEN: Hopping?

ELLEN: How do you win?!

ELLEN: How sickening. No wonder she never eats at home.

ELLEN: I don't believe how dirty this foot is.

ELLEN: I don't believe this. I've joined the Marines.

ELLEN: I played this once in eighth grade.

ELLEN: I think we've goofed.

ELLEN: I wonder what she's doing?

ELLEN: I'm Annabel.

ELLEN: Is that so?

ELLEN: My walk?

ELLEN: No wonder Annabel runs around barefooted.

ELLEN: Now let's see how tough this really is.

ELLEN: Oh, yeah? No problem.

ELLEN: Okay, what'll it be, lover boy?

ELLEN: Stew, stew, stew.

ELLEN: That's a good idea.

ELLEN: That's not my voice. That's Annabel's voice.

ELLEN: This is a snap.

ELLEN: Those kids will kill me.

ELLEN: Two years and $2, 000 to get these teeth straightened,

ELLEN: Uh oh.

ELLEN: Who can talk through all this scrap iron?

Ellen!

Ellen!

Ellen?

Enjoying your work?

Especially the big typing test.

Every teacher dreams of discovering in her classroom.

Everybody around here has had breakfast but me.

Everybody knows mothers are sweet and kind

Everything fine?

Exactly what I have to say to you right now.

Excuse me, Boris.

Excuse me!

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Exploded mousse and burnt turkey!

Extremely devoted.

Far out!

Feeling all right?

Female, blond. Natural, of course.

Figures.

Final score.

Find this gentleman the pliers.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine. Fine.

First the foot.

For a 20 pound bird, that will take 61/2 hours.

For fear of ruining the exposed film.

For just one day.

For pity's sake.

For sure.

For the car, you mean?

For the ceremony.

For the fireworks display and, of course, the aquacade.

For the professional water skiers.

For this formal announcement

Forget that silly game. It's not like you.

Forward in the "centa"!

Foul!

Four. I've still got the scar.

Fried?

From the Annabel you know.

Get Annabel Andrews and get her good!

Get on the stick!

Get the ball to Annabel!

Get up and hit 'em back!

Get your butts out there and kill, kill, kill!

Get your mitts off the wheel. Take this thing off my head.

Gibbons.

Give me a pack of menthols, please.

Give me the usual and shake the lead out.

Give or take a month.

Go ahead, Annabel. You're doing just fine.

Go ahead! Go away. Who needs you?

Go get 'em, Annabel.

Go get it!

Go here, go there.

Go on, Annabel.

Go take a walk!

Go use one of the other machines.

Go, go to the showers.

Good grief. What am I doing here?

Good luck to me, too.

Good move!

Good show!

Gorgeous eyes, gorgeous eyelashes.

Gorgeous hair, gorgeous teeth,

Grab a number! Get in line!

Great. You're just like your mother.

Gross.

Hadn't noticed.

Half a paperback.

Hang in there, Lloyd.

Hang on.

Hang on. I got to hang up in the other room.

Hang on. It's for you.

Have it ready for you in a jiffy.

Have we got everything?

Have you seen how she dresses lately?

He is so neat it's revolting.

He only does it to show me up.

He says you're 15 minutes late for the conference with him.

He talks about you and your mother all the time.

He's a peculiar boy. He's liberated.

He's asked for a conference

He's gonna kill me.

He's not a kibble quibbler. Not he.

He's pleasant and very professional.

He's sensitive on the subject.

He's what you call neat.

He's with Joffert and Jennings. Public relations.

Hello, Bill?

Hello, Boris?

Hello, Boris?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Operator?

Hello? What's going on?

Help!

Her sugar coated Snappy Krackles.

Her you can lead by the teeth. All you need is a magnet.

Her.

Here, hold this.

Here, sit down. We'll talk about it.

Here's your dog, lady!

Hey, action city.

Hey, Annabel, what are you doing?

Hey, Annabel. Now's your chance.

Hey, Bambi. Psst! Bambi.

Hey, Ellen! Ellen? What's happening?

Hey, I think we got company.

Hey, Mom, can I take driving lessons from Annabel?

Hey, right on, Mom.

Hey, that's kinda good.

Hey, that's you.

Hey, way to go, Annabel!

Hey, we're up.

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey, what's the matter with you?

Hey, where'd everybody go?

Hey, whose foot is that?

Hey, you got $ 14.50?

Hi, guys.

Hi, honey.

Hi, I brought your favorite today.

Hi, lover boy.

Hi, Mrs. Andrews.

Hi!

His name is Ben, but I call him...

Hit it, Charlie!

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Bored.

Hmm. Sadie the painted lady.

Hmm. They're good.

Hockey?!

Hold it, honey! Hold it!

Hold it! No, no, no!

Holy cow!

Hon, I want you to do something for me

Honey, I got to go!

Honey, what's the matter?

Honey, where have you been?!

Honey, you just let me handle this end of it, will you?

Honey!

How about a little makeup for the cheeks?

How can you expect me to sympathize

How can you sit there?

How come I didn't bring the car?

How come nobody ever gets to tell you what to do?"

How come you didn't bring the car?

How could you come up with a grade like that?

How do you do that?

How do you like yourself?

How does she feel?

How is Mr. Andrews to work for?

How much you want to bet she does?

How tough can it be?

How would I know?

How would I know?

How would you like to babysit a small boy and a turkey?

How'd you do that?

How's it going in the salt mines?

Huh?

Hurry along, children. You'll miss the bus.

Hurry up. We're gonna miss the kiteflyer.

I admire and love your little girl.

I am a fruitcake.

I am not "Bill" to you!

I am so much smarter than I thought.

I am.

I am.

I believe you've got your sexes mixed up.

I bought you a new outfit. You don't have to wear it.

I can assure you there's gonna be a top notch show.

I can hardly wait.

I can imagine.

I can just picture my mom trying to handle Miss McGuirk.

I can lead some people around by the nose.

I can make a pitch for me when I'm not gorgeous.

I can take the bus.

I can.

I can't breathe.

I can't complain.

I can't eat what I want, wear what I want,

I can't get a straight answer.

I can't help what I look like.

I can't let him see me like this.

I could do it.

I could tell by your walk.

I could've told you she was a heavy drinker.

I do my job, you do yours, right?

I do my job, you do yours, right?

I don't care that much.

I don't do personal maiding either.

I don't go for that eggs and bacon stuff.

I don't have any time.

I don't have one of those cards.

I don't have to tell you what this game means.

I don't know.

I don't pick up pigpens.

I don't quite understand how you got on the kite.

I don't really have a cold. It's adenoids.

I don't understand why you're worried

I don't understand, Virginia.

I doubt it's ever seen a bathtub.

I feel I can speak with you as adults.

I find that hard to believe.

I fired Mrs. Schmauss.

I forgot, Mom. It just slipped through my mind.

I got a lot of things to think about.

I got a rise out of metal mouth.

I got friends, sports.

I got it!

I got some new clothes.

I got the turkey, Mom! Let's go!

I got this!

I got to go.

I gotta get some books at the locker.

I gotta tie my shoelaces, here.

I guess I'm just a little nervous.

I had to do it!

I hate ice skating.

I have an even better idea.

I have one little brother. Look at him.

I have something else to tell you, Mrs. "A."

I have to find the door.

I have to get my mother's... my purse.

I have to...

I heard her, Daddy. Goodbye.

I heard that once today. I don't have to hear it again.

I hope when I get that old, I'll have braces, too.

I know it's hard for you to remember.

I know it's hard to believe, but I don't know how to drive.

I know you have more change on you.

I know.

I like a more level headed woman like you.

I like it this way.

I like this game.

I love it.

I love you, too, darling.

I love your teeth.

I made a chocolate mousse once.

I mean, he's really something else.

I mean, now Annabel is so nice.

I mean, she's probably what they call a bad seed.

I mean, we could play Monopoly, something.

I mean, when I am gorgeous and not me.

I might get killed.

I ought to know.

I quit!

I quit!

I really quit.

I said, "Good morning"!

I see. What is the number two thing?

I should be able to keep it the way I want to.

I suppose it would look like hopping to the waltz king.

I suppose that was your way

I taught you to play fair,

I think I do feel a sick headache coming on.

I think I hate Miss Gibbons.

I think I have some olives. It'll be wonderful.

I think she just wants to do her own thing, that's it.

I think she's beautiful. And I love her braces.

I think we can do that.

I think we should have held out for professional...

I think you have an awful lot of nerve

I think you're crazy.

I thought I'd get my hair done and my nails.

I thought we could use the exercise.

I thought we had this all out last night.

I thought you were gonna wipe out.

I told you before.

I tried.

I try to be cool, right? Parents seem to be immune to it.

I try, but I just can't.

I want my Mommy!

I want you guys to get out there and hit 'em high! Hit 'em low!

I want you to finish this laundry

I wanted my hair drier.

I was finding your matching socks.

I was just doing what I was supposed to do.

I was only kidding, Daddy.

I was talking about the way I am.

I was wondering, could I borrow a cup of...

I wish I had my own body back!

I wish I hadn't tried this.

I wish I was dead!

I wonder if Boris is home.

I wondered if I could borrow your credit cards

I wouldn't mention that.

I'd be messy.

I'd probably kill myself if I drove.

I'd rather show you.

I'll be lucky if I can read her writing, that's for sure.

I'll bet she can.

I'll do it!

I'll find it, Lloyd.

I'll get the $ 14.50. Excuse me, fellas.

I'll give you a few extra minutes.

I'll have to take it in the hall!

I'll help you. Come on, into the skis.

I'll meet you after class.

I'll put this away.

I'll put this on in the bus.

I'll report you to the manager.

I'll say. He's also a slob.

I'll see you at the marina at 5:00.

I'll tell McGuirk you went to the nurse with a headache.

I'll tell you the truth. I've seen her look better.

I'll try.

I'm a little worried about your mom.

I'm afraid that's not complimentary enough

I'm already late.

I'm also pretty good on water.

I'm an individual.

I'm Annabel Andrews in my mother's body.

I'm bored. Really bored.

I'm gonna grow up and be a blimp.

I'm her mother.

I'm Jo Jo, and you're Annabel.

I'm late to meet Virginia.

I'm not a screamer.

I'm not going through with it, Bill.

I'm not gonna make a fool out of myself,

I'm not Jo Jo. I'm Mrs. John Mayberry.

I'm not my mother.

I'm not number one on the charts,

I'm not the same person you think I am.

I'm not very hungry.

I'm only 13 years old.

I'm sorry, honey!

I'm sorry, Miss Benson. I seem to have dropped a book.

I'm sorry. But I just can't do it.

I'm sure you can handle it, dear.

I'm trying to tell you why Annabel hates you.

I'm up to my neck in this.

I'm using your words exactly.

I've already told them what a great cook you are.

I've been waiting for hours.

I've even tried being messy.

I've ever put inside my mouth.

I've got a real problem.

I've got bus fare.

I've got to find something devastating.

I've got to get started on my motorcycle campaign.

I've never seen her before in my life.

I've seen it time and again with you saucy liberals.

If anybody's gonna win it for us, it's our tough,

If I saw that half bottle of gin on the bar?!

If it doesn't want to go, you make it go.

If she messes up, everybody will hate me.

If the shoes need a polish, I'd appreciate it.

If you care, get into this car and drive me to the marina

If you think I'd be good, you should show Annabel.

Impossible!

In fact, I kinda wish I was 20 years older.

In June or July of 1950

In the jewelry box.

In the kitchen. We had a problem this morning.

In the last few minutes.

In the state I'm in,

Into what, class?

Is a good, old fashioned spanking.

Is make your usual zillion goals, and we got it made.

Is that good or bad?

Is that very hard to throw?

Is the dog still there?

Is the fault of the mother and the father.

Is the first time you've had a chance,

Is this Still Photography?

Is when the oven and the broiler are on.

Isn't that sort of a sissy thing to do?

It blew up by mistake.

It didn't turn around and come back.

It does. 37.

It is necessary to review all the events.

It keeps me home from school.

It might need a trip to the cleaners.

It must be around here someplace.

It should be the Isle of Whispering Winds.

It was gonna be a surprise. You think I should've told her?

It'll serve her right.

It's a mother and daughter act, Jennings.

It's a pickup lunch. Pick up anything you want.

It's a typewriter, not a television.

It's all right.

It's better than getting killed. I can't drive.

It's due today. Don't you have one?

It's Friday the 13th. Ready?

It's gonna be very, very, very good.

It's good. I don't think the name is good.

It's just a bit chilly in here, don't you think?

It's much more becoming to you short.

It's my room.

It's my wife.

It's nice to know I do.

It's nice to know you care, my darling.

It's nice to see you looking dirty.

It's not a he.

It's not a he. She's my wife!

It's not that I don't love her. I do.

It's not your fault that Annabel's the way she is.

It's not your fault.

It's okay.

It's pure silk, you know.

It's really nice.

It's simple but elegant!

It's time for breakfast.

It's your usual "Rum Raisin Banana Split" breakfast.

JO JO: You're terrific, Annabel.

Joffert, Jennings, and the entire board

Just a touch of color.

Just don't touch it, whatever you do.

Just give me a refresher on it.

Just pick a carpet.

Just pretend.

Just rinsing out a few things. Why?

Just slipped my mind.

K6500.

Keep my hair and nails the way I want!

Kibble. K l B B L E.

Kind of neat, huh?

Kinda, but I don't got a license. I can get arrested.

Korean Conflict.

Last night we had it out.

Last time it was trimmed, they hacked 6 inches off.

Let alone break every bone.

Let go of me!

Let me go see who's at the other door.

Let me start back further.

Let the chocolate soldier go get washed up.

Let them get old and wrinkled.

Let's get going, Boris.

Let's get out there and knock their blocks off!

Let's get this hearse moving.

Let's go.

Let's go. Come on, wiggle.

Let's make this a creative enterprise.

Let's see, what else can I tell you?

Let's see.

Let's see. She gets neat ideas.

Let's take a look and see what's going on!

Like her? Mom, I hate her!

Like kiteflyers and ride motorcycles.

Like the time we filled up balloons with water

Listen up!

Listen very carefully.

Listen, honey, I'm busy now.

Listen, I need the hair drier.

Listen, if I thought she'd like me better,

Listen, let me put it this way.

Listen, you, here. You hold Max.

Lloyd.

Look at me. Aren't I revolting?

Look out behind you!

Look out, everybody!

Look out!

Look who's talking.

Look, did I or did I not force you into the water?

Look, I'm gonna try my best today,

Lucille, you're not going somewhere?

Make things nice for everybody."

Making mud pies?

Male chauvinist pig!

Male chauvinist pig.

MAN ON RADIO: That's 555 3069.

MAN ON TV: The makers of Phos Free,

MAN: Good morning.

Max, you big hamburger.

May be dropping by for drinks.

May I help you?

Maybe by summer, though.

Maybe I can cover them up.

Maybe I won't like it.

Maybe I'm allergic to my mother.

Maybe we should do it again.

Maybe we'll come back some other time.

McGuirk. English. Term paper.

Me? Really, me?

Mechanic, too?

Miss Gibbons can take care of it.

Miss Gibbons, yes.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mmm.

Mmm...

Mom needs us.

Mom, Boris and I are gonna go to the beach tomorrow.

Mom, I mean. Is she all right?

Mom's body has got my mind in it.

Mommy, why did you call Daddy a male chauvinist pig just now?

Money's perfectly acceptable.

Morning.

Most grown ups don't want to play games.

Mothers don't understand what a person goes through.

Move it. You'll be late for school.

Mr. Andrews, you wanted to sign this as soon as it was ready.

Mr. Andrews, you wanted to sign this as soon as it was ready.

Mr. Andrews?

Mr. Dilk, too?

Mr. Dilk?

Mr. Joffert, I can assure you

Mrs. Andrews, can I...

Mrs. Andrews, we've run into a problem here.

Mrs. Matthews thought Mrs. White was gonna handle this.

Mrs. Schmauss, get ahold of yourself.

Mrs. Schmauss, would you...

Mrs. Schmauss, you scared me! I didn't hear you!

MRS. SCHMAUSS: Just in case you're interested, Mrs. Andrews.

MRS. SCHMAUSS: There you are.

Mrs. White thought Mrs. Matthews was gonna handle this.

My daughter and her club have been rehearsing.

My daughter Annabel is the star of the show.

My father is an extremely devoted family man.

My fault. I just owe Mary Kay a hair drier and a window.

My feet get cold, and my ankles hurt.

My hair drier!

My husband, Bill.

My husband. Hi, there, Billy Boy.

My job may depend on this deal.

My locker's stuck.

My mom's even rottener than yours.

My mother would not freak out. Believe me.

My name is Annabel Andrews.

My son, Ben.

Name one. Just one.

Naturally, that's the normal teenage...

Neat wheelie, Mrs. Schmauss! Don't lose it!

Never mind. We've got problems.

Never mind. What's happening there?

Never seen you so down before.

Never!

Never.

No lamb chops, baked potato, and string beans?

No more help.

No way to top it. Right, Jennings?

No wonder!

No, Annabel. No! No!

No, hold on!

No, I couldn't possibly.

No, I didn't use to think so.

No, I just got it today.

No, I know that's not funny, Ellen.

No, I mean it. I'm Mrs. Andrews.

No, it's very important. Would you take a look?

No, look, no.

No, no, right.

No, no. That's the wrong goal!

No, nothing. This is fine.

No, still your father for getting me into this mess.

No, tell her absolutely not.

No, you nerd. She might send you home.

No, yours is broken. You borrowed mine yesterday.

No!

No!

No! No! No!

No.

No. But if you hum a few bars, maybe I can pick it out.

No. I never will again, Bill, dear.

No. What'll I do?

Nobody ever told me that.

Nobody in their right minds could believe me.

Nonsense. You had it planned that way.

Not a single clue.

Not if you know how.

Not neat terrific. Neat neat.

Not necessarily, Mrs. Schmauss.

Not now, Mrs. Schmauss!

Not on my street, you're not.

Not the way I look.

Not to mention, you used too much soap.

Not unless you want to cook it yourself.

Nothing very complimentary could be said about Annabel.

Nothing, as long as you're ready for McGuirk.

Nothing. I was just thinking.

Nothing. It's just I didn't intend

Now blow.

Now for some potato chips.

Now I don't have to yell!

Now that you ask.

Now what happens?

Now, girls, you're not children any longer.

Now, hold on, Charlie!

Now, listen, girls.

Now, look, I'll take care of everything later.

Now, remember our game plan.

Now, suit up and get out there on the double.

Now, the next step is to...

Now, what can I do for you?

Now. What next?

Number one is, I don't do no personal maiding.

Number one,

Of accusing me of drinking your liquor.

Of course I am. What kind of question is that?

Of course.

Of letting Annabel help with the laundry.

Of our luxurious, new Oceana Marina."

Of this brilliant...

Oh, Annabel.

Oh, Bill, honestly.

Oh, Boris. I'll treasure it for life.

Oh, could you hold on a minute, please?

Oh, feel free to call me Mary Kay anytime.

Oh, good grief. I've goofed again.

Oh, great.

Oh, he's just a doll.

Oh, hi, Honey. What brings you here?

Oh, ho ho! Mrs. Andrews. Did you hear what you said?

Oh, how do you do, Mrs. Gilbert?

Oh, I can't.

Oh, I feel terrific.

Oh, I feel terrific.

Oh, I know he is.

Oh, I know.

Oh, jacks. That's cute.

Oh, man! Now I gotta start all over again.

Oh, man.

Oh, Mom, I really love you.

Oh, my darling, aren't we all?

Oh, my God. Jeez.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, a vent.

Oh, no, no. Let me get you some vitamin "C."

Oh, no! No! No!

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. No, no, no.

Oh, nothing much.

Oh, of course, my walk.

Oh, oh, oh! Whoo whoo, whoo whoo!

Oh, okay.

Oh, schedule, schedule, schedule.

Oh, sure, and I'm only 38.

Oh, sure.

Oh, thanks...

Oh, that was really neat.

Oh, that's Annabel.

Oh, that's sensational! Today we'll be our mothers.

Oh, this is good of you.

Oh, very much.

Oh, well, see you, Boris.

Oh, well. I'll try everything.

Oh, what makes you so sure, Mrs. Schmauss?!

Oh, wow. He's coming over.

Oh, yeah, about my parents.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Mary Kay!

Oh, yes, $ 14.50 and the hair drier.

Oh, you know, Jell O, something like that.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Help!

Oh! What a zoo!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh!

Ohhhh!

Ohhhh! And your hose.

Okay, four.

Okay, I'll tell her.

Okay, I'm off and running, kids.

Okay, just a second.

Okay, okay, I give up.

Okay, you just swing your arm back.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Mmm!

Okay. Preheat oven to 325.

Once I took all my piled up blocks

One bunch thumps you if you don't do well.

One day you don't know about history.

One thing you need, young man,

Only if you double everything. Turn it up full blast.

Onward and upward!

Ooh, great.

Ooh, I love champagne.

Oops.

Open a window, if you can find it.

Or an allergy to my mother.

Or go to big parties or movies with Dad."

Or Ms. Murphy in typing. They'd freak out.

Or something like that, I guess.

Our mothers couldn't get through the day like we put in.

Overdemanding?

Ow! Ow! Oh!

Pardon me!

Parsley!

Perfect.

Perfect. Just gorgeous.

Perform without you?

Pick a window that's empty and put them on it.

Please allow my daughter, Annabel Andrews,

Please, Bill.

Please, Boris, don't you believe me?

Please, if this is some kind of a joke,

Please, will you?

Precisely.

Preheat on our stove

Prying into people's personal affairs.

Quick, Annabel. Put it in reverse!

Quit griping, will you?

Really gross!

Really?

Really. Come on.

Reds, eight. Blues, Seven!

Remember we have band practice at noon?

Remember Wednesday when you asked me

Responsibility fell on the Eisenhower administration,

Revealing, don't you think?

Ridiculous.

Right body, wrong place!

Right here. It's all around me, actually.

Right now, I'm so glad to be me again.

Right on time.

Right over there, baby.

Road hog!

Road hog!

Rock 'em, sock 'em, superjock Annabel Andrews!

Rotten Ape Face! I'll clobber him!

Said I was too young to know any better and picked everything up.

Say, I bet you do great for a lady.

See if you can find my matching socks.

See you.

Sexy, slinky. Velvet maybe.

She better not have.

She just could not accept

She may have been this morning, but she isn't now.

She must be a lovely person.

She needs help.

She probably thinks I spend my day snacking,

She said, "I wouldn't know where to start."

She says she knows all we do there is kissing games.

She talks cross and smells funny.

She wants to know if you're feeling all right.

She'd be so good.

She'll be killed!

She'll kill me if I eat them.

She's acting kind of weird.

She's also on my back to get my hair trimmed.

She's amazing, Andrews.

She's blowing bubbles and hopping up and down.

She's getting ready for the aquacade.

She's got a lot on her mind.

She's nice nice nice.

She's no longer the same person who cut your head open

She's not gonna let me go to Hilary's.

She's one of the best water skiers in the state.

She's probably changing from blue to yellow.

She's so young!

She's sometimes a bit of a flaky chick, that's all.

She's suddenly changed from a model student

She's the child

She's up in the air! She's on a kite!

She's worried about you. Maybe she ought to come home.

Should I actually do that?

Shut up, you guys, and listen!

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Simply hang up. Redial your number.

Since when do you call me "Bill"?

Sincerely yours. Got that?

Sipping champagne.

Sir? Thank you.

Sit here. It just happens I brought lunch with me.

Sloppy, yes.

Small mechanical problem here.

So Annabel wouldn't be the only one getting in trouble.

So did I.

So I can save my Dad's neck and my Mommy's life.

So I wonder, could...

So I've noticed. You have to snap out of it.

So long, Sister Susie.

So no matter what I do, Annabel keeps on hating me.

So what do I care?

So? Come on, beat it. Get out of here.

Some changes in her, too.

Some green noodles, Tabasco sauce.

Something different?

Something really freaky.

Something wrong with her noggin?

Sometimes I blow my top.

Sorry about that accident.

Sorry I missed it. Sounds like it was a blast.

Sorry I'm late.

Sorry!

Sorry.

Sorry. I don't have time to wash a messy scrambled pan.

Sounds like a picnic to me.

Sounds like it's gonna explode!

Split!

Stick, you hairy, little monster!

Still, the name of the game is winning.

Stop this thing! I want to get off!

Stop!

Stranger things have happened, McGuirk.

Strike three! You're outta there!

Such as?

Sugar's too corny.

Sure, but which one's her locker?

Sure.

Sure. Borrow mine.

Sure. I'm all for it.

Sure. Okay.

Sure. Sure.

Sure. That's very nice.

Take two. They're chewable.

Taking bows for a shindig he's gonna throw,

Team, listen up!

Tell her I hope she does well in the hockey game.

Tell me, is there trouble between you and your husband?

Terrific.

Than a little blue eyed saint with perfect teeth

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks a lot, Daddy.

Thanks, love. Goodbye.

Thanks.

That always blows her mind.

That doesn't quite explain it for me, Ellen.

That happened a while ago, Boris leaves me alone.

That his daughter would like to see him?

That is about the most revolting concoction

That is an important playoff.

That it was an unfortunate accident.

That kid has no discipline.

That kid'll be on dope before you know it!

That makes two of us.

That rat fink Mary Kay. She called you?

That shirt with the ruffles down the front?

That stinky old Mrs. Schmauss

That suits me fine!

That sweet thing, trying to be helpful.

That typing teacher was highly indignant.

That was the principal's office.

That wasn't so bad.

That's a dumb question.

That's a good idea.

That's all, Annabel.

That's an honor I reserve for the mother of the pig.

That's Annabel's sugar coated Snappy Krackles,

That's Annabel's.

That's another thing I don't do. Answer doorbells!

That's better.

That's Boris Harris. What a fox!

That's cute.

That's enough, Max.

That's even better than Annabel. She's a super ballplayer.

That's exactly it. [Laughs]

That's Mom's voice.

That's not her mother.

That's not my foot. That's Mom's foot.

That's not my voice.

That's not saying much.

That's one of the funniest shows I have ever seen.

That's someone else.

That's the wrong bag, honey.

That's uncalled for.

That's what I'm afraid of.

Thatagirl.

The bird's in the oven.

The buffet is set up onshore.

The carpet cleaners?

The carpets, remember? It's Friday.

The cornerstone of a good basic education.

The developing action has almost been halted,

The emergence of a heretofore suppressed sibling rivalry?

The game's not over.

The hair drier!

The hair's too short, but I've seen worse.

The kid with the canopy bed and the dollhouse.

The most salient characteristic of the Eisenhower years was...

The newer, brighter detergent, bring you "Sewing with Susie."

The number two thing I don't do is,

The other bunch snubs you if you do!

The Principles of Still Photography."

The responsibility fell on the Eisenhower administration.

The safe red light continues to serve its purpose.

The safe red light continues to serve its purpose.

The score is tied. We can still win.

The sock isn't much cleaner.

The turkey's about to...

The washing machine went bananas.

Then you bring it forward.

Then you bring it...

Then you have to face the fact that perhaps I am the failure.

There are a few kooky things you should know.

There has to be a reason for her behavior.

There were a couple of things we agreed upon I don't do.

There's an overall picture of the property.

There's Billy and John! Can I go play with them?

There's only gonna be 25 people.

There's only gonna be 25 people.

There's something wrong with my machine.

These sneakers feel like they're full of marbles.

They only took off an inch and a half.

They're always too busy or something.

They're out to kill us!

This is a big account.

This is a real important game.

This is a real important game.

This is a recording.

This is going to be a little more difficult than I...

This is Mrs. Andrews across the street.

This is my room.

This is ridiculous!

This is your daughter we're discussing.

This is...

Three of us.

Time out. Time out.

Time!

Time!

To a flaky chick.

To avoid any outside light

To discuss Annabel's lack of academic progress.

To drive anywhere today, Daddy. Bill.

To eat when she watches television.

To see Mr. Dilk, the principal at school.

To see our lovely, lovely home!

To solve the K6500 musical mystery medley

To tell you the truth,

To the developer, my dear.

To the showers.

To use my credit cards, et cetera, et cetera.

To watch TV all day, go to lunch with friends,

To whom it may concern.

Today Dr. Basinger's gonna take her braces off.

Today I want her to enjoy every minute.

Today you made us all look like dummies.

TOGETHER: I wish I could switch places with her

TOGETHER: Yeah!

TOGETHER: Yeah!

TOGETHER: Yeah!

Told you about the boomerang through the window, did she?

Tomorrow's Saturday. You ice skate, right?

Too darned attentive, I'd say.

Too late, Miss Gibbons. I've already seen your action.

Too late, Miss Gibbons. I've already seen your action.

Toss in a little stuff here. Toss in a little stuff there.

Try and understand. I need your help desperately.

Try it by yourself.

Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.

Turkey, where you been?

Turn it to preheat, stupido. Sweetie.

Ugly looking thing, isn't she?

Uh huh.

Uh oh!

Uh oh.

Uh...

Unfortunately, ever since a little incident

Very cute.

Virginia, could you possibly?

Virginia, dear, do something with your hair.

VIRGINIA: If it's any comfort to you,

Wait a minute!

Wait a minute! 'Cause I don't want to go to jail

Wait a minute. I've never had champagne.

Wait a minute. Where am I going?

Wait till they see you this afternoon at the marina,

Wait, wait, wait!

Wait! There's too much racket!

Want me to show you?

Want to tell Mommy some other neat things Annabel thinks up?

Watch out, lady. What are you doing?

Watching TV.

We are, indeed, honored that you could be present

We get along.

We got a super water ski club.

We got to move the china cabinet.

We have no buffet for the marina tonight.

We have some Catty Kibble left,

We mustn't expect her to change just like that.

We'll make a New Orleans casserole.

We'll never make it home for lunch.

We'll see, Benji.

We'll sprinkle a little bread crumbs.

We'll talk about that after the aquacade.

We're gonna get some pizza.

We're gonna go get some pizza. Anybody want any?

We're gonna lose if she don't get off her duff.

We're gonna win this game!

We're here to talk about grades, not my father.

We're interested in getting at the root of Annabel's problem.

We've been looking all over!

Well, at this stage,

Well, for one thing.

Well, I got quiz number 2A about my room.

Well, I think the next trick's out there

Well, I think you'll be noticing

Well, I told you. I'm not the same person today.

Well, I want it to be a surprise, sir.

Well, I wish you'd stop it. Everybody's staring.

Well, if you fired her, you fired her.

Well, in order to fully comprehend the Korean Conflict,

Well, it sure is to me.

Well, look at this. Dirty clothes.

Well, maybe Mom will enjoy being in my shoes.

Well, maybe not completely yet, but I'm working on it.

Well, no, not exactly.

Well, no. What I mean is,

Well, she's obviously rebelling at something.

Well, slow down, Mack. Who is this, anyway?

Well, that's what comes

Well, to begin with,

Well, turn it on.

Well, where do I start, honey?

Well, why does she hate me so much?

Well, why don't you hate her back?

Well, why don't you hate her back?

Well, why should it?

Well, yeah, I care.

Well, yes and no.

Well, yes and no.

Well, you shouldn't blame yourself.

Well...

What a morning.

What a shame.

What about my hair drier?!

What about the windows? You want me to get the shades?

What about your room?

What am I gonna do while everyone is busy?

What are these little tin things?

What did you say?

What do you mean, I'm out?

What do you mean, I'm out?

What do you mean?

What do you think of that?

What do you think of this?

What do you think, Max?

What do you want me to do? Pretend I didn't know?

What do you want?

What does he want?

What does he want?!

What else would the junk food junkie eat for breakfast?

What happened?

What is she doing out there?

What is the number two thing you won't do?

What is this?

What is?

What now? Get myself together.

What was the matter when Mom was around?

What with this rock 'n' roller stuff blaring.

What?

What?

What?

What? She's going to water ski?

What? Well...

What'll I say? Let's see.

What's behind curtain number three.

What's going on back there?!

What's got into you?

What's happening, man?

What's happening, man?

What's left of them.

What's next? What's next?

What's next? What's next?

What's so tough about a simple school day?

What's that smell?

What's there to tell?

What's with her?

What's with the big words?

What's wrong, Annabel?

What's wrong?

Whatcha doing?

When I came to work for you,

When I was a boy, I used to love ice skating.

When Max is hungry, he'll eat anything.

When you finally do and can't get through to her at all,

Where are you going, Annabel? Can't you take it?

Where are you guys all going?

Where did I go wrong?

Where did she come from?

Where have I been?

Where was I?

Where's Annabel? I need her help now.

Where's the daughter?

Where's the turkey?!

Where's your team spirit, Annabel?

Whew!

Which is more than I can say for her.

Which is sometimes more difficult.

Which my mother says is ridiculous

Which she bought with her money

Which was the first Republican administration in 20 years.

While you're looking for the hair drier,

White slacks.

Who are you calling?

Who are you telling to button up?

Who are you, and what do you want?

Who are you?

Who did that?

Who is it? What do they want?

Who lives in here?

Who needs hand lotion, anyway?

Who? Me?

Who's always on time, never has a messy room.

Who's gonna handle it?

Who's that on the horn?

Who's this?

Whoa, there!

Whoa, whoa!

Whoa.

Whoo!

Whose side are you on?

Whose signature appears below,

Why aren't you driving the boat?

Why didn't you tell me that?

Why didn't you tell Mom about your secretary?

Why didn't you tell us about her?

Why didn't you tell us where you were going?

Why don't you stop before somebody gets killed?!

Why don't you wear that?

Why not?

Why shouldn't I?

Wiggle this way.

Wiggle!

Wiggling, friends.

Will you listen for half a minute?

Will you run that by me in plain English, please?

Will you take cash?

William Waring Andrews. 45.

Winning goal by blue captain, Annabel Andrews!

Wish me luck.

With a canopy bed and a dollhouse?

With a canopy bed and a dollhouse.

With a tin shovel in the playground five years ago.

With all due respect, Mrs. Andrews,

With the naval air and ground forces leading the way.

With your luck, you won't need braces.

Without her, I don't have a water show this afternoon.

Worry number one.

Would have been better at night.

Would have more fun with the show itself

Would learn to implement the gifts that God gave her.

Would you explain what happened today?

Would you like to know where I have to go this afternoon?

Would you take a short note, please?

Would you walk this way, please?

Wow!

Wow!

Wow!

Wow.

Yahoo!

Yay!

Yeah, but that doesn't...

Yeah, cat kibble. That'll be fine, too.

Yeah, I forgot.

Yeah, I see 'em.

Yeah, I think I know what you mean, Boris.

Yeah, I told you he's peculiar.

Yeah, she is acting a little funny.

Yeah, that's it.

Yeah, well, anyway, thanks.

Yeah, what kind of a dumb question is that?

Yeah, why not?

Yeah, yeah, I see you're a mess.

Yeah, you don't want to change places with Dad over there.

Yeah, you're not the same way you used to be at all.

Yeah! Here. Hold Max.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I guess it was, wasn't it?

Yeah. Some people still use that.

Yeah. What?

Yellow, never!

Yes, definitely a foul. Questionable.

Yes, flaky. That's it.

Yes, I called my husband my father.

Yes, I did.

Yes, I know.

Yes, Mr. Andrews?

Yes, Mr. Andrews?

Yes, probably was.

Yes, right on time. What are you on time for?

Yes, sir, yeah. I believe it is.

Yes, sir?

Yes.

Yes.

Yesterday I said to her,

Yesterday I was made captain for today's playoff game.

Yippee!

You all right, Ellen?

You all right?

You and me both, kid.

You and your boy have the same size feet?

You are loving to your daughter, aren't you?

You bet it was.

You bet she is.

You bet.

You better cut English.

You came to ask me that?

You can eat this.

You can't eat with Gordy.

You can't go home.

You clean up the walls. You clean up the body.

You coming, Annabel?

You could whip up a dessert for about 25?

You did not.

You didn't like her either.

You don't believe me, do you?!

You don't care whether I live or die.

You don't have to look for anything.

You don't have to.

You don't have to.

You don't need my permission for that.

You don't think she's what they call a bad seed, do you?

You ever heard of smoked turkey? Go get it, tiger!

You get all the fun stuff to do, Dad,

You get down here with that food!

You got a pair of pliers?

You got three whole hours.

You guys are my friends, right?

You had to shake yourself to death on my big day?

You hate Mrs. Schmauss because Mrs. Schmauss hates Annabel.

You have to tell yourself."

You haven't?

You just show up looking beautiful, as usual.

You know that slinky black dress?

You know what I mean?

You know, Boris, this, I believe,

You know, I'm getting my braces off this afternoon.

You know, Miss...

You know, the stuff dogs eat?

You look crazy, talking to yourself

You look different.

You look like a typical teenager to me.

You name it.

You ought to be in Drama class.

You owe me $ 14.50.

You really should see her.

You ruined that precious outfit.

You said it. I didn't.

You said scrambled eggs.

You see I am diametrically different

You see something different?

You sound just like your mother. Let's get into your skis.

You to the kitchen.

You traitor! Your mop stinks!

You understand? Don't ask me how it happened.

You want to go with us?

You want to know how it starts? I'll tell you how it starts.

You will be able to reach your party.

You would not want to change places with Ben, believe me.

You wouldn't recognize her.

You'll be late for school.

You'll just have to perform without me.

You're a completely different person.

You're always pushing me, telling me what to do.

You're being less than direct with me.

You're being less than direct with me.

You're fired!

You're going to see a brand new Annabel.

You're gonna cram your shirts.

You're gonna eat that thing?

You're gonna get it this time.

You're holding up everything.

You're intelligent enough to grasp

You're lovely, my dear. Simply lovely.

You're out!

You're really weird. Just a few minutes ago...

You're right about your hair. My mom had mine all hacked off.

You're right. I don't believe you.

You're right. I'm gonna put on some shoes.

You're sure these kids aren't in over their heads?

You're the new secretary, I suppose.

You're the new secretary, I suppose.

You're too much! I just can't believe it.

You're...

You've got to be kidding.

You've got to be kidding.

You've got to stop her, Bill.

You've never been on water skis.

Young lady, a great deal has transpired

Your car, Mrs. Andrews.

Your dad's gonna be mad.

Your daughter is here.

Your family is a bunch of comedians.

Your mother lives in Dayton.

Your mother said not to touch it.

Your mother wouldn't make it through first period, Bambi.

Your teeth. Don't you like your new teeth?

Yuck!

Yum yum. Oh, Boris, that's a dreadful cold you have.

6 feet tall. Well, 5' 11. 5".

[Dialing] Four.

[Rings] Take it easy!

[Telephone rings] Answer that, will you?

[Yelps] Ahh!

And Mrs. Andrews? Hmm?

And she's beautiful. She's what?

Blue blazer. Blue blazer.

Children, don't tarry. Yes, we mustn't miss our bus.

Come in, Boris! [Barking]

Come on, Mom! Oh, Annabel!

Could you do it again? I hope not.

Delicious. Mmm, mmm.

Feel better now? Uh huh.

Forget the aquacade? Forgets the orthodontist.

Gin? Aaah!

Give me mercy. Come on, Annabel.

Got your car keys? Car keys?

Hello? [Water splashing]

Hi, Mrs. Andrews. Hi.

Hi, Virginia. Hi.

Hi. Huh?

How's Ellen? Ellen?

Huh? Hey, what? What?

Huh? Huh?

I don't have a... Your nose is runny!

I was safe. You're out!

I've got to talk to you. So talk.

In the kitchen? I'm sure it is.

ingenious... Revolting.

It's interesting. Helen, please.

It's interesting. Helen, please.

Left? Right.

Mousse pies. Yeah?

Mrs. Andrews? Mom?

My white shoes. White shoes.

Never better. Good.

No, the other way. No!

No! But I... Honey.

Oh, yes, I do! Oh, yes, I do!

Pardon me, young man. Whoa!

Right on, Annabel. Our mothers couldn't hack it.

Right? Left's that way.

Right? No, left.

See you later, Annabel. Let's get out of here.

She does? She does.

Sorry. [Telephone ringing]

Sure. Thanks.

Swing it back. Mm hmm.

Thanks. Thanks.

Then bring it forward. Mm hmm.

Then you swing it back. Mmm...

They're getting closer! More of them!

Tuna fish and peanut butter. Tuna fish and peanut butter?

Well, I'd like that. Yeah?

Well, I'm sure she is. Extremely nice.

What? What?

Where did Mom go? Don't ask me.

Which way do I turn here, left? Right.

Wiggle! [Loud banging]

Yeah? Well.

Yeah. Thanks a lot, Dad.

You are! Me?!

You look great, Annabel. Thanks.

You're out! No, I'm not.

...kibble?

...Which indirectly led United States intervention

'Cause if she still has braces, I'd recognize her.

"And do the laundry," I reminded her.

"And the shopping and the cooking.

"Annabel," I said.

"Catty Kibbles with horsemeat."

"Clam up and"...Hmm.

"Could I trouble you for a dime, dear?"

"Daddy"? You never called me "Daddy" before.

"Friday, first period.

"Friends, respected clients, and future developers,

"Listen!" I screamed.

"Mc" who?

"Oh, yeah," I said in this bitter tone.

"To whom it may concern."

"What are you trying to do? Change my image?"

"When you're grown up, people don't tell you what to do.

"Yeah, you can tell yourself

"You're not letting me have any fun.

(music) And hear the words you say (music)

(music) And kind of lonely every time it rains? (music)

(music) And learn it (music)

(music) And to share the games that you play (music)

(music) Annabella couldn't find a steady fella (music)

(music) Are you excited by electric trains? (music)

(music) Go ahead and free it (music)

(music) I want to reach you (music)

(music) I want to touch you (music)

(music) I want to touch you (music)

(music) I'd like to be you for a day (music)

(music) I'd like to be you for a day (music)

(music) I'd like to be you for a day (music)

(music) I'd like to be you for a day (music)

(music) I'd like to be you for a day (music)

(music) I'd like to be you for a day (music)

(music) I'd like to be you for a day (music)

(music) I'd like to be you for a day (music)

(music) I'd like to be you for a day (music)

(music) I'd like to be you for a day (music)

(music) I'd like to be you for a day (music)

(music) I'd like to be you for a day (music)

(music) I'd like to be you for a day (music)

(music) I'd like to be you for a day (music)

(music) I'd like to climb into the dreams you hide (music)

(music) I'd like to see it (music)

(music) In every single way (music)

(music) It's not enough to simply hold your hand (music)

(music) Just let me look, let me read your book (music)

(music) Loving every page as I turn it (music)

(music) My, oh, my what a wonderful... (music)

(music) Or ride a toy balloon? (music)

(music) There's so much more I need to understand (music)

(music) To know the grown up and the child inside (music)

(music) To know your aims (music)

(music) To put you back on the track (music)

(music) To stare out through your eyes (music)

(music) What's on your mind when you hear a tune (music)

(music) Whatever makes you smile (music)

(music) When you go astray (music)

(music) Would start revealing all the things you're feeling (music)

[Alarm buzzing]

[All cheering]

[As operator] Sir, this is a cross wire connection.

[Barking continues]

[Barking stops]

[Bell rings]

[Cheering continues]

[Cheering]

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles] Oh, well, how different can it be?

[Chuckles] She'll find out.

[Cloth tears]

[Congested] Hi, Mrs. Andrews.

[Coughs] Yes?

[Doorbell buzzes]

[Doorbell buzzing]

[Doorbell buzzing]

[Doorbell ringing]

[Doorbell rings]

[Doorbell rings]

[Groans, whines]

[Groans]

[Gurgling]

[Imitating British accent] I'll only be a moment, Boris.

[Indistinct cheering]

[Intercom buzzes]

[Intercom buzzes]

[Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Man speaking Spanish]

[Muffled] Oh, ain't that so cute?

[Music stops]

[Mysterious music plays]

[Mysterious music plays]

[Normal voice] Shut up, Max!

[Plays off key]

[Sarcastically] Oh, no!

[Sighs]

[Sighs] All right.

[Sighs] No wonder they call it "the terrible teens."

[Sizzling]

[Telephone rings]

[Up tempo music plays on radio]

[Up tempo music plays on radio]

[Whistle blowing]

[Whistle blows]

[Whistle blows]

[Whistle blows]

[Whistle blows]

[Whistle blows]

[Whistle blows]

[Whistle blows]

$ 14.50. A check will be good.