Just Go with It (2011) Edit

A 1920s swimming gown on, honey?

A circle?

A girl.

A little bit more, little bit more.

A little bit of children, right?

A severely diminished libido.

A shower that I was taking with Devlin.

A stolen camera?

A tie! We have ourselves a tie.

A wedding ring? You're married?

A woman named Katherine.

About these children, Danny?

About what I feel about this girl?

Absolutely. It's usually easier

According to Los Angeles Magazine.

Actually, I think you need to get the matching bag, too.

Actually, I've never connected with,

Actually, just the opposite.

Adon! Adon, Adon, Adon!

Adulterer! Fornicator!

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Okay.

All 14 of them.

All a big lie that I made up.

All I'm asking you is one favor!

All right, 20 more minutes, I get to see the smile.

All right, Eddie.

All right, here we go. Everybody out.

All right, homeboy, you're up next. Let's go.

All right, I can make that happen.

All right, let go. Come on.

All right, let me go see her.

All right, let's do the old Michael hit a putt shot. Okay?

All right, let's go already. Are you ready there, Mafia?

All right, let's see.

All right, listen, just give me a minute to explain this.

All right, now,

All right, take it easy, son. Take it easy.

All right, tell him yeah.

All right, we're stuck with it,

All right, what do you want?

All right, what happened anyways?

All right, Winston Churchill.

All right?

All right. Good to see you guys.

All right. Here we go.

All right. How many cookies do we got left?

All right. How's this?

All right. I hate to rat the guy out,

All right. One, two, three, here we go!

All right. So, you gotta go to sleep.

All right. This is lidocaine. Don't think about it.

All right. You know what? I'll tell you this.

All right. You're doing great.

All the girls are sticking together. Isn't that sweet?

All you really got, you're shooting with,

Alone at last!

Also, this car's worth about 10,000 chickens.

Always had to have the coolest clothes

Am I gonna leave this girl? Look at her.

Am I hiding the secrets around here?

An hour and a half every other week

And all of a sudden run out of tokens.

And also I cannot stay away from this potato pancake.

And also screaming on the way down, I love my daddy?

And blood?

And boo!

And by a real man, I mean a man who showers.

And by body, I mean my schnitzel.

And by the way, he does play the bass.

And by the way, I created these children

And by wares, I mean my body.

And crack.

And go swimming with the dolphins

And have dinner one night.

And he laughs at your jokes. He doesn't laugh at mine.

And he writes songs.

And he's friends with Davy Who's still in the Navy.

And hopefully we're gonna have time together, right, sweetie?

And how amazing you are.

And humility.

And I can get out of here?

And I forgot she's engaged to a UFC fighter.

And I have no idea what to get him.

And I just got so tired of the kids saying things like,

And I let go. Okay, shoots right back up there.

And I love that you secretly

And I love that you...

And I love you, my little British crumpet!

And I love...

And I might even be in love with him,

And I should just go ahead and marry Danny.

And I speak the truth.

And I think to myself,

And I wanna hear back

And I want the meeting with blondie to be at J.D. McFunnigan's.

And I want unlimited tokens.

And I want you to pay for the six week intensive acting camp

And I work for Danny. I'm his assistant.

And I'm gonna jot them down.

And I've seen the way that you are with the kids,

And if it gets up to here, I'm taking my kids,

And it made you fall on your back.

And it stuck.

And it'll probably be good enough.

And it's exactly the way I always imagined my husband would be.

And it's just filled with kindness

And it's like, she's dead to me.

And it's painful.

And laughing, laughing, laughing.

And leave this, please. Thank you.

And let's get back into the show.

And Maggie's about to start a three week acting class

And moving on to the good part.

And not be called a fornicator

And not get hit on? Thank you.

And now what do I got?

And only take the stairs like Cary Grant.

And people get to swim with them.

And put them into a little...

And Seventeen magazine.

And she wants it to be kind of elope y.

And so I discovered

And so ugly.

And some lovely yellow bombers.

And start now.

And swimming under waterfalls.

And tell Omar that I would like a discount for the inconvenience?

And that is how we met. She bought a sheep from me.

And that you are feeling like you're sick and that you gotta go.

And that zucchini in the middle of his face.

And that, if the kids and I hadn't kept you so busy,

And that's kind of initiation time for you.

And the hottest boys and, you know...

And the only problem was,

And the only way I can be happy is if I'm with you!

And the Presidential at $12,000.

And the ring became my thing.

And then from the eyebrows down, dead, dead.

And then he's out.

And then marriage leads to divorce, and divorce is just...

And then some sloshing sound when I walk.

And then the boy's name's Bart.

And then the whopper, we call him, Bart,

And then you can take me out on a proper date next time?

And then you see hoof, kick, hoof, kick,

And they liked it.

And they pick the ones they want.

And two quesadillas for Kiki Sneaky With a Side of Freaky.

And walk with me to the Ladies' Lounge? Feeling it...

And we're a family. We love each other.

And we're happy for him, and...

And we're stuck with the English accent now, Ringo,

And we've been talking about how amazing this trip has been

And what are you doing later?

And what happened for me?

And what'd he say?

And when you talked about her arms getting done?

And while I'm at it telling the truth,

And who I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with.

And worry about you and them and everything.

And yes, I'd like to continue getting some.

And you couldn't think of another name, other than Devlin?

And you guys are gonna have plenty of time

And you need any... And I mean anything,

And you never expect anything back.

And you say what you love about the other. Mmm hmm.

And you wake up and realize this is real?

And you wanna swim with the dolphins?

And you were gonna like scoff at it.

And you're excited about that,

And you're gonna be back on the prowl next week.

And you've got what you call yourself

And, uh...

And... I don't know. I got tired of picking sides, so...

Anybody you've ever been with.

Anyway, something's opened up in our schedule tonight.

Anyways...

Apparently, if you bring that one up,

Are you a member of the Hilton Honors Rewards program?

Are you freaked out right now about all this or...

Are you kidding me right now?

Are you kidding me right now?

Are you kidding me, honey?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me? Snuffleupagus!

Are you kidding me? We're going to Hawaii,

Are you married?

Are you ready?

Are you sure about this, Michael?

Are you?

Are you...

Ariel cut open his knee. It looks awful.

As much as I was looking forward to you, um,

At J.D. McFunnigan's with him and his whore.

At least I got my head together and I divorced him.

Aw!

Awesome! Awesome, awesome.

Awesome.

Awesome. Thank you so much.

Beautiful!

Because he is getting married to another person right now.

Because he was a 12 pounder and did some damage.

Because I could never stand a chance going up against you.

Because I didn't know, I didn't say no.

Because I texted a picture of my new equipment to my ex girlfriend.

Because I think it's important for the kids

Because I think that

Because I'm excited for all of us to hang out there.

Because it's too painful.

Because my skin is so white. I don't like to get it burned.

Because she and I are gonna have a nice, long spa day.

Because she doesn't like to get up and do anything.

Because she would win.

Because you know what? You're trying to get my kids involved

Because, Grandpa,

Before I met him, he was No Buns Bobby.

Before your mother gets back

Besides, being fake married

Between us at all...

Between you and me at the office, so...

Bing bang. An iRod, I should say.

Bing bang. An iRod, I should say.

Blonde, brunette, redhead?

Blonde, tan, tall, rocking body.

Bloody hell right, I will, Mumsy!

Boo Boo.

Boobie bags.

Bring your coconuts down to me.

Bringing me into that web of lies.

Brows gone wild over here.

But anything after '95, don't bother.

But be careful, Palmer, these plastic surgeons,

But Devlin and I are splitting up, fortunately,

But he only likes the Cotton Candy and the Peanut Butter.

But he refused to do any work.

But he was also white, if that makes any sense.

But he was the black sheep of the family,

But how 'bout I take your number

But I didn't want her to know what a loser I was,

But I don't have any money. And my mom says you're rich.

But I don't want you to see me naked in the daylight.

But I need two rooms, please.

But I think we can figure something out here.

But I want you to enjoy tonight.

But I'd leave you there, 'cause I wouldn't want to look at you.

But if I do good, can I sleep in the bed with you?

But it is a horrible marriage.

But my mom says you do charity for kids all the time.

But our job is not done.

But see that guy over there?

But that doesn't really matter at this moment

But that's what sleeves are for.

But there's two of us here now, and we're sober.

But we're gonna take one more picture, if you don't mind.

But without warning, my dad canceled the trip.

But you did? You fell for his charms?

But you gotta just hold it in

But you know what?

But, you know, it's all better now.

By the way, did you make this?

Can I do an accent?

Can I get a positive reaction?

Can I just sit for 10 seconds

Can I say something before you say what you're gonna say?

Can I tell you, I spent the eve of our wedding

Can we take a break? Do something really fun?

Can you believe it?

Can you handle that? You need a little rest?

Can't take the fish off of the hook

Children? Okay, tune out.

Close your eyes when he's on top!

Come again?

Come here and please meet Devlin and Ian.

Come on, Dolph. Let's go.

Come on, go, go!

Come on, it's like a free night.

Come on, it's okay.

Come on, let's go!

Come on, let's go.

Come on, sweetheart! You've got it!

Come on, this isn't Katherine's thing. Right, Katherine?

Come on, you did well. You did well.

Come on, you're late!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Right to the camera.

Come on. These, they don't feel like these.

Come up with something on your own.

Coming out of our hotel bathroom.

Connected the way we are right now.

Could be the kids or could be Brian.

Couple more zings.

Couple more zings.

Cuz, I'm so sorry.

Daddy is my favorite adult!

Daniel Leroy Maccabee III, my husband.

Danny and Palmer, they're getting married tomorrow!

Danny doesn't say no to me.

Danny is a big plastic surgeon.

Danny is in the water teaching our little boy how to swim.

Danny is so sweet and considerate.

Danny, come on, man. I don't...

Danny, guys always say they're gonna leave their wives.

Danny, I...

Danny, that is my jam.

Danny, that's what all married men say.

Danny! I am so happy you could be here!

Danny! I'm saying, I'm not the kid's...

Danny?

Danny? Would you come with me, please?

Danny.

Danny's at his wedding.

Deal.

Deal's off unless you eat that pizza, though. Seriously.

Dealing with his irritable bowel syndrome.

Depends who's doing it. I'm pretty good at it. I'm telling you.

Devlin Maccabee. Soon to be, single abee.

Devlin said you had to stay back and work.

Devlin, can I ask you something?

Devlin, I gotta tell you,

Devlin, I think I spoke about you with my wife

Devlin?

Devlin? Devlin as in taking a...

Devlin? Yeah?

Devlin. Oh, God. You snuck up on me.

Devlin. Thank you so much for bringing the kids today.

Devlin...

Devlin's man friendl love monkey.

Did he give you a wedding present, huh?

Did he really smile?

Did Victoria Beckham have a yard sale? Why are you wearing that?

Did you ever see her lips?

Did you get a chance to try it out yet?

Did you go over the index cards?

Did you just kick me?

Did you see Gossip Girl last night? It was so good!

Didn't have time to make any reservations,

Ding dong!

Do I got...

Do it for the children.

Do something, so we can be home

Do the Rolling Stones come and play for me while I'm in there?

Do you have any feeling in your face?

Do you have anything else you might like?

Do you know how I feel right now?

Do you mind just for one second?

Do you startle easily? That's a sign of menopause.

Do you still want to be with Danny?

Do you think this is a good idea?

Do you understand what joy that brought me?

Do you want me to knock you out, or...

Does the hotel know you took those pillows, honey?

Doing good, buddy!

Doing whatever that Rosa does.

Dolph gave mouth to mouth to a sheep.

Dolph Lundgren. Yeah.

Dolph wants to do dinner tonight.

Dolph, Devlin, do you want us to watch the kids

Dolph, let's start with you.

Dolph?

Dolphins? Hey, he loves those, right? Dolphins.

Don't be scared.

Don't buy that line.

Don't call me!

Don't do it. Don't take it off.

Don't forget smelly.

Don't pour over me.

Don't pour over me.

Don't think about it. Commit. Kick, kick.

Don't think about it. Think about your face.

Don't worry.

Don't worry. We never have fun with our real dad either.

Don't yell die.

Don't you be intimidated by her whole thing right there,

Done.

Downstairs area!

Dr. Danny?

Dr. Gervitz's office manager, if you must know everything.

Dude, why are you telling everybody about my surgery?

Eat the food. Come on, here we go.

Eat the mushroom! Eat the mushroom! Yes!

Eddie used to have an afro And pimples all over his face.

Eddie's here. Hey. My cousin.

Elope y.

Erectile dysfunction, my darling.

Even at night?

Even the slightest, investment in you

Every dirty bit of it.

Everybody be cool.

Everything I always hoped for, right, Yogi?

Everything will be nice.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Yo! What was that all about?

Find someone else then.

Fine. Who did you do?

Five games.

Five times.

Focus, focus.

Focus. Take it slow, take it slow.

For a while, somewhere?

For at least two more days, until I kill you off

For me?

For one afternoon?

For the whole thing. Are you the husband?

For the wool and stuff, you know.

For these continued shenanigans is right here.

For what you need to wear tomorrow?

For your parents tomorrow and I found...

From the local sheepherder anymore.

From the spa day in four hours?

Game back on? We gotta...

Get it up there. Come on.

Get over here, get over here. Ew!

Get the cookie. Move your feet.

Get the cookies!

Get there. Yeah, great.

Go for Dolph.

Go for the iMan.

Go, go, go!

Go! Breathe! Yeah!

Go! Go, Michael!

Go! Go! Go!

God Almighty.

God, I gotta start taking the stairs more.

God, she's in such pain.

Goes, Oh, no, I want the shy one who doesn't want to baa.

Gone out, you know, just us.

Gonna be the next Miley Cyrus, I am.

Good for her. Now I wanna be happy.

Good God, yes.

Good job, Doctor. That was really nice.

Good job!

Good job. One more day of lying, guys.

Good luck proving that in court, Wisengruber.

Good night, kiddo. Okay.

Good night.

Good, good.

Good. We're doing good.

Got a big day tomorrow, Doc, all right?

Got a hamburger here for Bart, Art the Water Fart.

Got it.

Got rid of the big honker,

Gotcha. That sounds good, that's smart.

Had a pretty nasty one, actually,

Had become a tool to get back on the horse.

Hadn't thought it through.

Hang on, hang on.

Happening with us?

Happy, happy, happy.

Has anybody got a conscience here tonight?

Have a huge heart,

Have a seat right there, Mrs. Harrington.

Have you ever thought about the time

Have you got it to your mouth yet, Boo Boo?

Have your cookie. We're gonna move on, though.

He can't swim?

He can't swim.

He didn't wanna put his fingers in the pie. Ooh!

He didn't?

He even told me that last night.

He had the biggest smile I've ever seen on anyone's face.

He had to speak now or forever hold his peace.

He has 100 of them and he never wears them.

He just seems like he's got it all figured out.

He looks like he's about to lose it, but okay.

He loves books on tape for his car.

He loves candy. Jelly Bellies. Loves them, his favorite.

He met you.

He met you.

He plays bass, don't he?

He promised me last year that he would take me to Hawaii

He said he's never gonna settle down,

He said, I gotta make a Devlin.

He still may be in love with you.

He wants to punch me in the face.

He was going sheep crazy, I'll give you that.

He was so sweet.

He what?

He'd go to the bathroom,

He'd slide right in the toilet.

He's a man of very few words.

He's a plastic surgeon, and he's one of the best

He's always glowing when you're around.

He's American.

He's gay?

He's got it!

He's great. He's the greatest guy.

He's just been asking me if

He's laughing, he's laughing. Oh, okay.

He's losing it.

Hell, no! No, no, no!

Hello, Palmer.

Hello! There he is, Danny!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? No, he's dead.

Hello.

Hello...

Help! Is there a veterinarian in the house?

Henderson!

Her name's Devlin?

Her parents aren't coming in

Here we go.

Here we go. Yes!

Here you go, kid.

Here, let me just pull it down for a sec.

Here's your putters. Bing.

Hey, Adon. Yo, yo.

Hey, guys, how we doing?

Hey, hey, hey. Take that in the car.

Hey, I think we forgot napkins.

Hey, I want you to feel comfortable

Hey, I want you to feel comfortable

Hey, man, I'm Brian.

Hey, man, we gotta stop these squirrels.

Hey, sweetie! What's going on? What's up?

Hey, what're you guys doing?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! What're you doing?

Hey. I want that car.

Hey. This is Daniel.

Hey. You went with a limo driver?

Hi, Doctor!

Hi, everybody! Dolph.

Hi, guys!

Hi, you guys.

Hi!

Hi.

Hi. How are you?

Hi. Yeah. Glad you called.

Him! Him! He's not a vet, but he sells sheep for a living.

His name is Brian.

His office was in, like, a warehouse.

Hmm, really? Because when we were in the Napa Valley,

Hmm?

Hmm? Hmm?

Hmm...

Hold on a second.

Holy Devlin, you're not listening to me.

Holy Devlin! Ow!

Honey, are you okay to hang out here with fake Daddy?

Honey, come on. You can share anything with us.

Honey, I want you to meet someone.

Honey!

Hoof, kick, baa, baa, baa, baa, baa!

Hot and sweet!

How 'bout Charlie Choo Choo's

How 'bout her?

How 'bout you, young man? Do you like Hannah Montana?

How about a Playstation 3 and we name him Nelson?

How about Big Country in the corner?

How about I beat him up?

How about if she texts you, would that be good?

How about the look on her face

How about this little girl? Let's make her night. How about it?

How about we do one over here?

How about you and me,

How are you doing, sweetie?

How are you gonna deal with that?

How bad his ponytail stinks?

How do I pay for it?

How long have you two been married?

How long you been married?

How much are these? $1,700.

How obsessed you are with this guy.

How tall do you think that guy is?

How would you like to be my pretend children

How you just do everything for everybody else

How're you gonna teach me so quick?

Hurricane Katrina could do something, baby.

I agree.

I always call it making a black pickle.

I am a sheep shipper.

I am just waiting for the money for the ticket.

I am not going to be the other woman!

I am so happy we are doing this, Danny.

I am still trying to work out how you cheated.

I am such an idiot!

I am takin' an acting class this summer, I is.

I am the Dolph. Willkommen. And you're very beautiful.

I am.

I can't believe I let a six year old blackmail me.

I can't believe you're doing all of this just so you can get some.

I can't get her to eat anything.

I can't get it up here.

I can't just drive them off a cliff. You know?

I can't see in these things.

I can't, I don't have time to work out.

I can't.

I cannot stand that face.

I couldn't.

I destroyed a marriage!

I did? You really did.

I did. And the tweezer.

I did. She what said?

I didn't bring the Botox. I brought my cousin, Eddie.

I didn't catch her.

I didn't know you came to places like this.

I didn't know you had that many teeth.

I didn't sound like that.

I didn't. That's what happened.

I do charity work like I fix a cleft lip or a child's deformity.

I do not date married men.

I do not need to do any of this. I'm fine.

I do, yes. I am that.

I do.

I don't believe that just happened.

I don't even understand what this is.

I don't have time for guessing.

I don't know about that,

I don't know about you guys, but I am gonna go cool off.

I don't know anything.

I don't know what that is.

I don't know what's wrong with him!

I don't know, a real thing.

I don't know, but listen,

I don't know, I...

I don't know, maybe I should just keep it like this.

I don't know.

I don't know. Either that

I don't need you to get me a ring, Danny.

I don't really feel like swimming right now.

I don't take them to Hawaii. I could get arrested for that.

I don't think any girl at any age.

I don't think she was the only one who brought them.

I don't understand. Why would you say yes?

I don't wanna be like playing Skee Ball

I don't wanna hit home runs, just some singles. That's all.

I don't wanna say mine.

I don't wanna wait.

I don't want to! I have to go.

I drive a Honda. Still have dial up internet.

I feel bad for the Soul Patch now.

I filed a long, long time ago.

I forgot to flush the toilet before I left the hotel.

I get nervous around this girl.

I get the kids... I had them today.

I got a 2.7 GPA in college, not a 3.4.

I got a business card in my pocket if you wanna get that.

I got another disease. Okay.

I got it.

I got one for you. Shut up!

I got you two quesadillas 'cause it's your favorite food so you have to eat it.

I got you. But you're sunburned?

I gotta take a crap.

I gotta take a dump.

I graduated med school

I guarantee you're an actress.

I guess you could call it that.

I guess.

I guess.

I had to do something to amuse myself

I have been looking everywhere for you.

I have clothes, by the way.

I have to go get to those little munchkins.

I have two kids that I love

I have two kids.

I have two kids.

I heard you and Danny had sex.

I invented the barking hand.

I just assumed after we got married she'd stop hooking, but...

I just can't picture you guys on a date, you know what I mean?

I just don't know about plastic surgery.

I just love...

I just need to hear it from her.

I just never pegged you as a kids guy.

I just think it's a little over the top, but...

I just think that my spaghetti wasn't loving

I just think you're a really nice person and I really like...

I just took out of the oven.

I just trust you more than anybody in the world.

I just trying to learn.

I just wanna start my life with you.

I just wanna stay in the game, Danny.

I just want to explain something to you.

I just wanted to see how you'd react.

I just, I like to adopt,

I knew you two would eventually find each other!

I know how wrong it is. But I can't.

I know if I do this that...

I know you can't. Don't do this for me.

I know you got real stuff going on with your family.

I know you're sorry.

I know, and she's gonna be

I know, but I just bought them.

I know, I just...

I know, I know, that's really romantic, isn't it?

I know, I know. I'm just saying is it...

I know.

I know.

I know. I do.

I know. I got like 55 teeth.

I like it. Keep the mojo going.

I like it. That's my girl. Okay.

I like that you need me. How's that make you feel?

I like what I see.

I love her shoes.

I love the way you smell.

I love those kids

I love you guys!

I love your sense of humor.

I love your, uh, stories.

I mean, doesn't it always look so fake?

I mean, don't we have something extra

I mean, I hear you're the best, Dr. Maccabee.

I mean, I like g****y, but not overly g****y.

I mean, I'm serious.

I mean, it's like, Barbie and...

I mean, look at him.

I mean, look at these poor kids.

I mean, look at you two.

I mean, this has felt special from the moment that we met.

I mean, what does it matter what I think?

I mean, you two had a real connection.

I mean, you would think...

I mean... And even though it did not work out

I named my kids' poop after you.

I need to meet her.

I need you to swim to Uncle Eddie.

I need you to take her as far away from the hotel for the entire night.

I need your help, because I need a winner.

I never get my heart broken again.

I practically took a Devlin in my pants when she asked me.

I promise you it is going to be

I really feel like I'm gonna be sick. I can't...

I really hope that you can be there tomorrow.

I really just need to start fresh, you know?

I really love spending time with you.

I said we have to go to Hawaii earlier.

I saw a show on the Discovery Channel.

I saw my shot and I took it.

I see, I see.

I signed us up for the all day adventure tour.

I smell perfume.

I smell something. You smell something?

I start looking out into the Pacific,

I still want my Danny to be happy. Oh, look at that.

I stopped asking that question a long time ago.

I swear to God, I could see myself ending up with this girl.

I swear to God.

I switched my specialty from cardiology to plastic surgery,

I think he's wearing my underwear.

I think I saw some dolphins around here.

I think it's so adorable