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Fletch (1985) Fletch, a 1985 film directed by Michael Ritchie, stars the charismatic Chevy Chase as the titular character,

Fletch (1985)

Fletch, a 1985 film directed by Michael Ritchie, stars the charismatic Chevy Chase as the titular character, investigative reporter Irwin M. Fletcher. This crime comedy follows Fletch as he goes undercover to uncover a drug trafficking scheme, navigating through a web of deception and danger. The film boasts a talented cast including Tim Matheson, Joe Don Baker, and Dana Wheeler-Nicholson, among others. With witty dialogue and Chase's impeccable comedic timing, Fletch has become a cult classic and a favorite among fans of the genre. To immerse yourself in the soundscape of Fletch, you can play and download its sounds here.
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A .357 Magnum.
A .357 Magnum.
A $400 lunch tab?
A $400 lunch tab?
A little one on one?
A little one on one?
A man subjected to potential incineration
A man subjected to potential incineration
A man who needs no introduction!
A man who needs no introduction!
A nun's habit. Six tubes of Crazy Glue.
A nun's habit. Six tubes of Crazy Glue.
About an elephant named Babar?
About an elephant named Babar?
About eight years.
About eight years.
Act like you don't give a crap and you fit right in.
Act like you don't give a crap and you fit right in.
Act natural.
Act natural.
Actually, l would.
Actually, l would.
Actually, my company is the sub insurers
Actually, my company is the sub insurers
After all, they are people, aren't they?
After all, they are people, aren't they?
After l shoot you, l stick myself in the arm with this knife
After l shoot you, l stick myself in the arm with this knife
Afternoon, Smog Patrol. Had your emissions checked?
Afternoon, Smog Patrol. Had your emissions checked?
Alan is the most loving husband a girl could have.
Alan is the most loving husband a girl could have.
Alan Stanwyk does not own one single share of stock!
Alan Stanwyk does not own one single share of stock!
Alan Stanwyk is not involved in any improprieties.
Alan Stanwyk is not involved in any improprieties.
Alan Stanwyk.
Alan Stanwyk.
Alan, you're not planning on taking that $800,000
Alan, you're not planning on taking that $800,000
Alan's been keeping a lot of things secret lately.
Alan's been keeping a lot of things secret lately.
Alan's in Utah.
Alan's in Utah.
Albert Einstein's forehead. You like it? l won it in a raffle.
Albert Einstein's forehead. You like it? l won it in a raffle.
All l know is, if l don't go back with something
All l know is, if l don't go back with something
All right, all right. About what?
All right, all right. About what?
All right, Frank.
All right, Frank.
All right, Gramps, move it along.
All right, Gramps, move it along.
All right, how gray?
All right, how gray?
All right, that's it. You can turn your bike in at the next depot.
All right, that's it. You can turn your bike in at the next depot.
All right?
All right?
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Strictly off the record, okay?
All right. Strictly off the record, okay?
All this goes on the Underhills' bill?
All this goes on the Underhills' bill?
Almost, is not an answer.
Almost, is not an answer.
Almost.
Almost.
And $3 million sounded like a good price to me.
And $3 million sounded like a good price to me.
And a damn fine answer, if l do say so my damn self. Thank you.
And a damn fine answer, if l do say so my damn self. Thank you.
And a guarantee you won't get caught.
And a guarantee you won't get caught.
And a Lot of it.
And a Lot of it.
And a movie and free drinks.
And a movie and free drinks.
And a set of 30 weight ball bearings.
And a set of 30 weight ball bearings.
And a steak sandwich, and a steak sandwich, please.
And a steak sandwich, and a steak sandwich, please.
And bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're out there.
And bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're out there.
And Chief Karlin was facing 20 years in the fun house.
And Chief Karlin was facing 20 years in the fun house.
And does the tough things that we need to win.
And does the tough things that we need to win.
And hats off to Marge, his wife,
And hats off to Marge, his wife,
And he wasn't ashamed to admit to me that he'd had syphilis.
And he wasn't ashamed to admit to me that he'd had syphilis.
And he's coming off a game that was second to none in his brilliant career.
And he's coming off a game that was second to none in his brilliant career.
And he's not drooling anymore, it's a good sign.
And he's not drooling anymore, it's a good sign.
And I'll fill you in?
And I'll fill you in?
And I'm calling about some ranch property I'd like to buy.
And I'm calling about some ranch property I'd like to buy.
And I'm calling my father.
And I'm calling my father.
And I'm gonna need about 10 quarts of antifreeze,
And I'm gonna need about 10 quarts of antifreeze,
And I'm nailing Chief Karlin as the major drug source on this beach.
And I'm nailing Chief Karlin as the major drug source on this beach.
And I'm not talking about Robitussin and No Doz.
And I'm not talking about Robitussin and No Doz.
And it's not the food section, Gail.
And it's not the food section, Gail.
And it's the staff's night off.
And it's the staff's night off.
And l am very thrilled and proud to be here today.
And l am very thrilled and proud to be here today.
And l can't have that, Mr. Fletch.
And l can't have that, Mr. Fletch.
And l don't know if you know anything about bone cancer, Mr. Nugent.
And l don't know if you know anything about bone cancer, Mr. Nugent.
And l overheard some people talking about the property you sold him.
And l overheard some people talking about the property you sold him.
And l take both seats up.
And l take both seats up.
And l understand extradition from South America is very complicated.
And l understand extradition from South America is very complicated.
And l wasn't at your wedding.
And l wasn't at your wedding.
And l write a newspaper column under the name of Jane Doe.
And l write a newspaper column under the name of Jane Doe.
And let's take a look at the play.
And let's take a look at the play.
And lie about dying when he isn't dying?
And lie about dying when he isn't dying?
And listen, if you print your story this week,
And listen, if you print your story this week,
And now, the Father of Internal Bushings,
And now, the Father of Internal Bushings,
And now, the Father of Internal Bushings,
And now, the Father of Internal Bushings,
And personally assist her in her grief therapy.
And personally assist her in her grief therapy.
And put down $30 for yourself, huh?
And put down $30 for yourself, huh?
And she thought I was the bravest man in the world,
And she thought I was the bravest man in the world,
And step in like that. Swing. Step in with your left foot.
And step in like that. Swing. Step in with your left foot.
And the ball's going to come now. l want you to pivot. Ready?
And the ball's going to come now. l want you to pivot. Ready?
And the dying.
And the dying.
And the gun gets loose, and l shoot you right between the eyes.
And the gun gets loose, and l shoot you right between the eyes.
And the Lakers have the lead!
And the Lakers have the lead!
And the reason l ask you to do me this service
And the reason l ask you to do me this service
And then pivot your body,
And then pivot your body,
And to my right, Michael Kenyon,
And to my right, Michael Kenyon,
And wash those windows. They've got filth and muck on them.
And wash those windows. They've got filth and muck on them.
And we feel restrained and perhaps even embarrassed
And we feel restrained and perhaps even embarrassed
And we're just glad to be here.
And we're just glad to be here.
And what do you do for a living, Mr. Fletch?
And what do you do for a living, Mr. Fletch?
And when was the last time you saw Alan?
And when was the last time you saw Alan?
And you won't live to regret it!
And you won't live to regret it!
And you're jeopardizing everything !
And you're jeopardizing everything !
And your mouth shut.
And your mouth shut.
Are you a good shot?
Are you a good shot?
Are you always this forward?
Are you always this forward?
Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft?
Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft?
Are you Mr. Marvin Stanwyk? Yeah.
Are you Mr. Marvin Stanwyk? Yeah.
Are you on a scavenger hunt, or did l just forget to pay my dinner check?
Are you on a scavenger hunt, or did l just forget to pay my dinner check?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Are you still in love with Alan?
Are you still in love with Alan?
Arnold Babar.
Arnold Babar.
As a matter of fact. . .
As a matter of fact. . .
As the number one drug pusher from here to Oxnard.
As the number one drug pusher from here to Oxnard.
Ask anybody.
Ask anybody.
Ask me another one.
Ask me another one.
At the twilight's last gleaming
At the twilight's last gleaming
Attorney for the former Mrs. Irwin Fletcher.
Attorney for the former Mrs. Irwin Fletcher.
B1. B1. Thank you very much.
B1. B1. Thank you very much.
Back here?
Back here?
Barbara Wattell, Walter Smith,
Barbara Wattell, Walter Smith,
Bea Dorfman.
Bea Dorfman.
Beat it, cop!
Beat it, cop!
Because I'm bored.
Because I'm bored.
Because that whole experience there,
Because that whole experience there,
Because we can't.
Because we can't.
Believe me, I've thought about it.
Believe me, I've thought about it.
Benign? There's no mention of cancer here at all? That's it?
Benign? There's no mention of cancer here at all? That's it?
Better tie your shoelaces first.
Better tie your shoelaces first.
Blew it for me.
Blew it for me.
Bow and arrow. Very weird.
Bow and arrow. Very weird.
Boy, oh, shut it.
Boy, oh, shut it.
Boy, what in the hell's the matter with you?
Boy, what in the hell's the matter with you?
Boy, you never get used to the smell, do you?
Boy, you never get used to the smell, do you?
Bravo, Mr. Fletcher. Bravo.
Bravo, Mr. Fletcher. Bravo.
Breathe easy.
Breathe easy.
Breathe easy.
Breathe easy.
Bring two bottles of Dom Perignon to Cabana 1.
Bring two bottles of Dom Perignon to Cabana 1.
Burns enough to go to South America and back.
Burns enough to go to South America and back.
Business has really picked up, huh?
Business has really picked up, huh?
But I needed a second wind, a beer and a wardrobe change.
But I needed a second wind, a beer and a wardrobe change.
But I'm also very married.
But I'm also very married.
But if you come along nosing around,
But if you come along nosing around,
But l always kid him about it. l say,
But l always kid him about it. l say,
But l do believe that's a violation of my rights.
But l do believe that's a violation of my rights.
But l don't know how to put it.
But l don't know how to put it.
But l mean the very end, when he actually died.
But l mean the very end, when he actually died.
But murder does not.
But murder does not.
But she didn't seem to grasp it.
But she didn't seem to grasp it.
But since Dr. JeIIyfinger wasn't talking,
But since Dr. JeIIyfinger wasn't talking,
But somebody's bucking for a promotion.
But somebody's bucking for a promotion.
But the end was very, very sudden.
But the end was very, very sudden.
But the Secret Service, they. . .
But the Secret Service, they. . .
But they. . . Remember how much you drank that day?
But they. . . Remember how much you drank that day?
But we had our own version of one on one,
But we had our own version of one on one,
But you can read all about that in tomorrow's paper.
But you can read all about that in tomorrow's paper.
But you've gotta trust me.
But you've gotta trust me.
But, you know, I had a Lot of help,
But, you know, I had a Lot of help,
By the dawn's early light
By the dawn's early light
By the way, Alan is a very big drug smuggler.
By the way, Alan is a very big drug smuggler.
Cabaña 1. One. Right.
Cabaña 1. One. Right.
California Racquet Club? Right.
California Racquet Club? Right.
Can l ask anybody now?
Can l ask anybody now?
Can l get you something?
Can l get you something?
Can l steal you for a minute?
Can l steal you for a minute?
Can you wait a minute? l just have to wee wee.
Can you wait a minute? l just have to wee wee.
Can't keep me here, Chief.
Can't keep me here, Chief.
Can't you hear me? I said pull over...
Can't you hear me? I said pull over...
Cancer. Cancer Society Benefit.
Cancer. Cancer Society Benefit.
Cash? I'm impressed.
Cash? I'm impressed.
Cavanaugh?
Cavanaugh?
Charcoal.
Charcoal.
Charred remains found by the police in the Jaguar are mine, not his.
Charred remains found by the police in the Jaguar are mine, not his.
Check. Check.
Check. Check.
Comanche Indian. Goodbye.
Comanche Indian. Goodbye.
Come downstairs and read this. I'm not going anywhere.
Come downstairs and read this. I'm not going anywhere.
Come in.
Come in.
Come on ! Come on !
Come on ! Come on !
Come on out. Come on.
Come on out. Come on.
Come on up here and sit down, have a glass of lemonade.
Come on up here and sit down, have a glass of lemonade.
Come on, Frank. Relax, will you? l need a little more time.
Come on, Frank. Relax, will you? l need a little more time.
Come on, Frank. Say yes.
Come on, Frank. Say yes.
Come on, man !
Come on, man !
Come on, man, will you? I'm her cousin.
Come on, man, will you? I'm her cousin.
Come on. Just once. It's worth it.
Come on. Just once. It's worth it.
Come on. Smile. Say, Flesh.
Come on. Smile. Say, Flesh.
Coming for to carry me home
Coming for to carry me home
Concerning police involvement in narcotics dealings.
Concerning police involvement in narcotics dealings.
Congratulations. You passed the test.
Congratulations. You passed the test.
Consider this case closed.
Consider this case closed.
Could you get me that real quick, please?
Could you get me that real quick, please?
Could you give that name again? l. . .
Could you give that name again? l. . .
Could you just collate these for me? Where did you say that was?
Could you just collate these for me? Where did you say that was?
Couldn't help but overhear you say something
Couldn't help but overhear you say something
Crease, how old are you?
Crease, how old are you?
Cujo?
Cujo?
Curiously, she said we had roughly the same build.
Curiously, she said we had roughly the same build.
Cut the crap.
Cut the crap.
Cute as a button.
Cute as a button.
Dear Mr. Boyd, Alan Stanwyk murdered me tonight.
Dear Mr. Boyd, Alan Stanwyk murdered me tonight.
Depends on the question.
Depends on the question.
Did you bring the 50 grand and the tickets?
Did you bring the 50 grand and the tickets?
Did you hear something? Not me.
Did you hear something? Not me.
Did you say cops? Yeah.
Did you say cops? Yeah.
Dipshit!
Dipshit!
Do a little slipstreaming and. . .
Do a little slipstreaming and. . .
Do you have a passport?
Do you have a passport?
Do you have any caviar?
Do you have any caviar?
Do you have any idea know how close to death l came?
Do you have any idea know how close to death l came?
Do you have The Beatles' White Album?
Do you have The Beatles' White Album?
Do you know a guy named Jim Swarthout?
Do you know a guy named Jim Swarthout?
Do you mind if l ask you a question?
Do you mind if l ask you a question?
Do you mind if l practice some more?
Do you mind if l practice some more?
Do you own rubber gloves?
Do you own rubber gloves?
Doctor who?
Doctor who?
Does that look like I'm finished?
Does that look like I'm finished?
Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?
Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?
Doesn't mean l want her sitting next to me, does it?
Doesn't mean l want her sitting next to me, does it?
Don't ever call me lrwin, okay?
Don't ever call me lrwin, okay?
Don't look at me, lay back. l gotta talk to you, all right?
Don't look at me, lay back. l gotta talk to you, all right?
Don't point. Just lay back, all right?
Don't point. Just lay back, all right?
Don't point. Speak!
Don't point. Speak!
Don't say Fletch. Don't say my name.
Don't say Fletch. Don't say my name.
Don't stop, Alan.
Don't stop, Alan.
Don't talk to me like that, ass face. l don't work for you, yet.
Don't talk to me like that, ass face. l don't work for you, yet.
Don't tell me my business, boy!
Don't tell me my business, boy!
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about the speed limit here.
Don't worry about the speed limit here.
Don't worry about them. They're just fine.
Don't worry about them. They're just fine.
Door was unlocked.
Door was unlocked.
Dr. Rosen. Where's the record room?
Dr. Rosen. Where's the record room?
Dr. Rosenrosen. I'm here to. . .
Dr. Rosenrosen. I'm here to. . .
Dribbling?
Dribbling?
Drop your shorts and bend over, Mr. Babar.
Drop your shorts and bend over, Mr. Babar.
Drugs on our beaches, shame of the city.
Drugs on our beaches, shame of the city.
Easy, fellas. I'll be with you in a moment.
Easy, fellas. I'll be with you in a moment.
Ed McMahon.
Ed McMahon.
Eight years April.
Eight years April.
Enough surprises. What the hell are you talking about?
Enough surprises. What the hell are you talking about?
Everything, Sam.
Everything, Sam.
Everything's recent. Well.
Everything's recent. Well.
Exchanging clothing
Exchanging clothing
Excuse me, señor You are a member of the club?
Excuse me, señor You are a member of the club?
Excuse me. Fellows, stay with me, will you?
Excuse me. Fellows, stay with me, will you?
Excuse me. Yeah.
Excuse me. Yeah.
Excuse you? Yes.
Excuse you? Yes.
Executive Vice President of Boyd Aviation.
Executive Vice President of Boyd Aviation.
Fat Sam left the beach today. So had Gummy.
Fat Sam left the beach today. So had Gummy.
Fat Sam's turning state's evidence.
Fat Sam's turning state's evidence.
First of all,
First of all,
First thing in the morning. Tomorrow. Bye.
First thing in the morning. Tomorrow. Bye.
Five, ten minutes tops, maybe.
Five, ten minutes tops, maybe.
Fletch !
Fletch !
Fletch !
Fletch !
Fletch comes in, puts the ball through the legs!
Fletch comes in, puts the ball through the legs!
Fletch, Fletch, honest, man. That's all l did.
Fletch, Fletch, honest, man. That's all l did.
Fletch, he truly defines grace under pressure.
Fletch, he truly defines grace under pressure.
Fletch, I'm sorry.
Fletch, I'm sorry.
Fletch, if these cops are really after you, come in here.
Fletch, if these cops are really after you, come in here.
Fletch, l got nervous. Come on.
Fletch, l got nervous. Come on.
Fletch, l need an article from you by tomorrow.
Fletch, l need an article from you by tomorrow.
Fletch, this is a hell of a story.
Fletch, this is a hell of a story.
Fletch, why they after you?
Fletch, why they after you?
Fletch, you all right? Yeah, I'm all right.
Fletch, you all right? Yeah, I'm all right.
Fletch?
Fletch?
Fletch? Call me lrwin.
Fletch? Call me lrwin.
Fletch? Man.
Fletch? Man.
Fletch.
Fletch.
Fletch. F. Fletch.
Fletch. F. Fletch.
Fletch. Fletch, okay, okay.
Fletch. Fletch, okay, okay.
Fletch. Really, is that you?
Fletch. Really, is that you?
For a gentleman who was just found holding a bagful of heroin. . .
For a gentleman who was just found holding a bagful of heroin. . .
For an extra grand, I'll let you take me out to dinner.
For an extra grand, I'll let you take me out to dinner.
Forget it. I'm writing the story.
Forget it. I'm writing the story.
Formerly a test pilot, member of the Jaycees.
Formerly a test pilot, member of the Jaycees.
Frank wouldn't even print it in the want ads.
Frank wouldn't even print it in the want ads.
Frank, I'm just putting you on.
Frank, I'm just putting you on.
Frank, it's all business. Frank, it's all business!
Frank, it's all business. Frank, it's all business!
Frank, l need to go to Utah.
Frank, l need to go to Utah.
Frank, something else came up. Okay?
Frank, something else came up. Okay?
Frank, The story is Utah. Trust me.
Frank, The story is Utah. Trust me.
From the Los Angeles Lakers,
From the Los Angeles Lakers,
From the time he used to live in Utah.
From the time he used to live in Utah.
From the waist up, l imagine.
From the waist up, l imagine.
Full name.
Full name.
Gail Stanwyk?
Gail Stanwyk?
Garnish you your wages.
Garnish you your wages.
Gave me my choice, push for him or do 15 long.
Gave me my choice, push for him or do 15 long.
Get going. Get the door.
Get going. Get the door.
Get up!
Get up!
Get up! What are you doing?
Get up! What are you doing?
Give each other $20, okay?
Give each other $20, okay?
Give him a buzz.
Give him a buzz.
Give me something l can print!
Give me something l can print!
Go ahead, make my day.
Go ahead, make my day.
Go ahead!
Go ahead!
Go ahead. Try one.
Go ahead. Try one.
Go back to the beach. . . Don't say lrwin.
Go back to the beach. . . Don't say lrwin.
Go to the Pan Am desk. There will be a ticket waiting for you.
Go to the Pan Am desk. There will be a ticket waiting for you.
Go to Transportation. Get a ticket.
Go to Transportation. Get a ticket.
God !
God !
God awful mess.
God awful mess.
God, l admire you.
God, l admire you.
Good afternoon.
Good afternoon.
Good evening.
Good evening.
Good, Mr. Stravinsky, what did you have in mind?
Good, Mr. Stravinsky, what did you have in mind?
Good. Much better.
Good. Much better.
Good. Now, after you kill me,
Good. Now, after you kill me,
Good. That'll be fine.
Good. That'll be fine.
Gord, take a look at the seventh Fetzer valve, will you?
Gord, take a look at the seventh Fetzer valve, will you?
Gord.
Gord.
Gordo?
Gordo?
Got a gun, creep?
Got a gun, creep?
Got that, honey?
Got that, honey?
Greetings, everyone.
Greetings, everyone.
Guess it's okay. The cops did it.
Guess it's okay. The cops did it.
Gum, it's me.
Gum, it's me.
Gum?
Gum?
Gummy's turning state's evidence.
Gummy's turning state's evidence.
Harry S. Truman?
Harry S. Truman?
Harry, if there's. . .
Harry, if there's. . .
Has Alan ever mentioned the name Sally Ann Cavanaugh to you?
Has Alan ever mentioned the name Sally Ann Cavanaugh to you?
Has charged a $400 lunch to my account.
Has charged a $400 lunch to my account.
Has he?
Has he?
Has it ever occurred to you l might not want to murder you, Stanwyk?
Has it ever occurred to you l might not want to murder you, Stanwyk?
Have a bite.
Have a bite.
Have a nice day.
Have a nice day.
Have fun. Don't bend over for the soap.
Have fun. Don't bend over for the soap.
Have you ever seen a spleen that large?
Have you ever seen a spleen that large?
Have you ever seen a spleen that large?
Have you ever seen a spleen that large?
He boxes out for us, gets the tough rebounds
He boxes out for us, gets the tough rebounds
He busted me, third offense.
He busted me, third offense.
He doesn't know?
He doesn't know?
He doesn't know.
He doesn't know.
He doesn't read my stuff very well. Let me take a crack at it.
He doesn't read my stuff very well. Let me take a crack at it.
He dotes on that bride of his.
He dotes on that bride of his.
He draws the foul.
He draws the foul.
He dropped two big ones on them.
He dropped two big ones on them.
He has, then?
He has, then?
He hasn't seen them for years so I've never met them.
He hasn't seen them for years so I've never met them.
He is actually 6'5. With the Afro, 6'9.
He is actually 6'5. With the Afro, 6'9.
He just gives me that look.
He just gives me that look.
He might spot you. Hold on.
He might spot you. Hold on.
He said what? Fletch, he's lying.
He said what? Fletch, he's lying.
He says he just received the drugs and you did all the selling.
He says he just received the drugs and you did all the selling.
He sits in that chair. He's out of shit.
He sits in that chair. He's out of shit.
He sold you $3,000 worth of scrub brush.
He sold you $3,000 worth of scrub brush.
He sure was. He showed the Japs a thing or two.
He sure was. He showed the Japs a thing or two.
He thinks l made it up.
He thinks l made it up.
He threatened to kill me, Frank.
He threatened to kill me, Frank.
He told me Boyd Aviation took out a large insurance policy on him.
He told me Boyd Aviation took out a large insurance policy on him.
He told me to watch out for the place.
He told me to watch out for the place.
He was a real fighter. Yeah.
He was a real fighter. Yeah.
He was dying for years.
He was dying for years.
He was in intensive care for eight weeks.
He was in intensive care for eight weeks.
He was looking a little peaked.
He was looking a little peaked.
He was surprised?
He was surprised?
He went out for his urinalysis.
He went out for his urinalysis.
He would've blown me away.
He would've blown me away.
He'll be so relieved.
He'll be so relieved.
He's a bad guy, Gail.
He's a bad guy, Gail.
He's been preoccupied.
He's been preoccupied.
He's been so busy lately, l hardly see him.
He's been so busy lately, l hardly see him.
He's involved in something very big and very bad.
He's involved in something very big and very bad.
He's no dummy. That's big bucks.
He's no dummy. That's big bucks.
He's supposed to leave the country with her tomorrow night.
He's supposed to leave the country with her tomorrow night.
He's told me a lot of things.
He's told me a lot of things.
Held by Alan Stanwyk, who l believe is your son.
Held by Alan Stanwyk, who l believe is your son.
Hello. Anybody home?
Hello. Anybody home?
Her name is Sally Ann something or other.
Her name is Sally Ann something or other.
Here he is, Chief.
Here he is, Chief.
Here on behalf of our own Fred The Dorf Dorfman !
Here on behalf of our own Fred The Dorf Dorfman !
Here,
Here,
Here, let me take a crack at this Fetzer here.
Here, let me take a crack at this Fetzer here.
Here. Hold this.
Here. Hold this.
Here. Stand here for a sec. Now look.
Here. Stand here for a sec. Now look.
Here's the Mormon Tabernacle.
Here's the Mormon Tabernacle.
Here's the motel l stayed in, there's my car.
Here's the motel l stayed in, there's my car.
Hey there, fella, what's your name? Fluff? Fifi?
Hey there, fella, what's your name? Fluff? Fifi?
Hey, check out the Beach Boy!
Hey, check out the Beach Boy!
Hey, do us a favor, pal.
Hey, do us a favor, pal.
Hey, Frank, l will. l swear.
Hey, Frank, l will. l swear.
Hey, Freddie, how's the herpes? It hurt?
Hey, Freddie, how's the herpes? It hurt?
Hey, Gummy!
Hey, Gummy!
Hey, how about Fletch?
Hey, how about Fletch?
Hey, it's all ball bearings nowadays.
Hey, it's all ball bearings nowadays.
Hey, l hate the beach anyway, man.
Hey, l hate the beach anyway, man.
Hey, look out for that truck!
Hey, look out for that truck!
Hey, Slouch, how are you?
Hey, Slouch, how are you?
Hey, slow down. Fletch, this is dumb.
Hey, slow down. Fletch, this is dumb.
Hey, Stretch, what's happening?
Hey, Stretch, what's happening?
Hey, watch it. You're on thin ice, Larry.
Hey, watch it. You're on thin ice, Larry.
Hey, what are you doing, man? He's defenseless.
Hey, what are you doing, man? He's defenseless.
Hey, you and Tommy Lasorda.
Hey, you and Tommy Lasorda.
Hey, you. Give me a hand for a second, will you, Doctor?
Hey, you. Give me a hand for a second, will you, Doctor?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Good to see you.
Hey! Good to see you.
Hey. You just planted that.
Hey. You just planted that.
Hi.
Hi.
Higher. Higher. Perfect.
Higher. Higher. Perfect.
Hip, hip, hooray!
Hip, hip, hooray!
Hip, hip, hooray! Hooray!
Hip, hip, hooray! Hooray!
His name is Swarthout.
His name is Swarthout.
His wife.
His wife.
His wife's name is Sally Ann Cavanaugh then. l. . .
His wife's name is Sally Ann Cavanaugh then. l. . .
Honoring a profession that has gone largely unsung around here?
Honoring a profession that has gone largely unsung around here?
Hooray! Hooray!
Hooray! Hooray!
Hopalong Cassidy.
Hopalong Cassidy.
How about that, Marvin?
How about that, Marvin?
How about, can l call my mom, tell her how much l love her?
How about, can l call my mom, tell her how much l love her?
How come he doesn't know?
How come he doesn't know?
How could you call him? What's the matter with you?
How could you call him? What's the matter with you?
How long has he been doing that?
How long has he been doing that?
How long have they been married, Marvin?
How long have they been married, Marvin?
How long have they been married?
How long have they been married?
How's the Lobster Thermidor?
How's the Lobster Thermidor?
However, you threw her out.
However, you threw her out.
Hug a cop! Yeah, go ahead. I said it.
Hug a cop! Yeah, go ahead. I said it.
I am so proud tonight!
I am so proud tonight!
I don't know where we'd be without him.
I don't know where we'd be without him.
I don't nod out or drool, that's too obvious.
I don't nod out or drool, that's too obvious.
I don't shower much.
I don't shower much.
I got an unbelievable story here.
I got an unbelievable story here.
I gotta get this thing up to 95
I gotta get this thing up to 95
I had to keep digging, without a shovel.
I had to keep digging, without a shovel.
I invested 49 cents in a set of novelty teeth.
I invested 49 cents in a set of novelty teeth.
I just had to find out a little more about Stanwyk's health.
I just had to find out a little more about Stanwyk's health.
I know Fred feels this way,
I know Fred feels this way,
I observed the familiar red OIdsmobuick of Mr. Arnold T. Pants, Esquire,
I observed the familiar red OIdsmobuick of Mr. Arnold T. Pants, Esquire,
I splurged.
I splurged.
I was anxious to get back to my drug story.
I was anxious to get back to my drug story.
I will put it on the Underhills' bill.
I will put it on the Underhills' bill.
I would Like you to meet our friends here on the dais.
I would Like you to meet our friends here on the dais.
I'd appreciate the opportunity of discussing this matter with you.
I'd appreciate the opportunity of discussing this matter with you.
I'd be a rich woman.
I'd be a rich woman.
I'd like to check Alan Stanwyk's file.
I'd like to check Alan Stanwyk's file.
I'd probably feel 100%...
I'd probably feel 100%...
I'd recommend staying down there for at least a year.
I'd recommend staying down there for at least a year.
I'll be here in the room waiting for you.
I'll be here in the room waiting for you.
I'll bet for two murders, it's even more so.
I'll bet for two murders, it's even more so.
I'll bet you have, you little vixen.
I'll bet you have, you little vixen.
I'll buy you some new deodorant.
I'll buy you some new deodorant.
I'll call you tomorrow. What? Long distance?
I'll call you tomorrow. What? Long distance?
I'll cover it.
I'll cover it.
I'll get it.
I'll get it.
I'll get it.
I'll get it.
I'll give you $1,000 cash.
I'll give you $1,000 cash.
I'll handle it from here.
I'll handle it from here.
I'm a bear for detail.
I'm a bear for detail.
I'm a man without a country, Frank.
I'm a man without a country, Frank.
I'm a newspaper reporter. You don't just blow away newspaper reporters.
I'm a newspaper reporter. You don't just blow away newspaper reporters.
I'm a reporter, Sam.
I'm a reporter, Sam.
I'm a shepherd.
I'm a shepherd.
I'm a slave to that son of a bitch.
I'm a slave to that son of a bitch.
I'm about to bust that beach wide open.
I'm about to bust that beach wide open.
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you.
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you.
I'm afraid there is someone sitting next to you.
I'm afraid there is someone sitting next to you.
I'm an investigative reporter for a Los Angeles paper.
I'm an investigative reporter for a Los Angeles paper.
I'm calling the cops.
I'm calling the cops.
I'm Don Corleone, Mrs. Cavanaugh's cousin.
I'm Don Corleone, Mrs. Cavanaugh's cousin.
I'm Frieda's boss.
I'm Frieda's boss.
I'm from California.
I'm from California.
I'm gonna bust the Chief.
I'm gonna bust the Chief.
I'm gonna call my father. He'll know. . .
I'm gonna call my father. He'll know. . .
I'm gonna call the police. No, no.
I'm gonna call the police. No, no.
I'm gonna have to contact your paper,
I'm gonna have to contact your paper,
I'm gonna need some pliers
I'm gonna need some pliers
I'm gonna try out for the Lakers. They need a good power forward.
I'm gonna try out for the Lakers. They need a good power forward.
I'm in bridge work. Bridge construction.
I'm in bridge work. Bridge construction.
I'm just here to check Alan Stanwyk's file.
I'm just here to check Alan Stanwyk's file.
I'm just out of the shower.
I'm just out of the shower.
I'm lrwin Fletcher.
I'm lrwin Fletcher.
I'm not someone who leaves a great deal to chance.
I'm not someone who leaves a great deal to chance.
I'm out, Frank.
I'm out, Frank.
I'm quitting as of midnight tonight.
I'm quitting as of midnight tonight.
I'm sorry to disturb you. It's Ted Underhill here.
I'm sorry to disturb you. It's Ted Underhill here.
I'm sorry to have to tell you these things.
I'm sorry to have to tell you these things.
I'm sorry, the flight's full.
I'm sorry, the flight's full.
I'm sorry, who are you again?
I'm sorry, who are you again?
I'm still closed.
I'm still closed.
I'm such a heel. l don't know what came over me.
I'm such a heel. l don't know what came over me.
I'm surprised to see you. What are you doing here?
I'm surprised to see you. What are you doing here?
I'm talking about how much I'd like to take you to a Laker game.
I'm talking about how much I'd like to take you to a Laker game.
I'm talking about the hard stuff.
I'm talking about the hard stuff.
I'm turning the story over to a professional reporter.
I'm turning the story over to a professional reporter.
I'm usually a fabulous player.
I'm usually a fabulous player.
I'm very flattered,
I'm very flattered,
I've been trying to find out who's behind it.
I've been trying to find out who's behind it.
I've got $50,000 says you will.
I've got $50,000 says you will.
I've got a deadline on my series on that off track betting in the Himalayas.
I've got a deadline on my series on that off track betting in the Himalayas.
I've simply chosen an advisable location
I've simply chosen an advisable location
Idiot!
Idiot!
In case you haven't guessed yet,
In case you haven't guessed yet,
In fact, you purchased the ticket for Miss Cavanaugh.
In fact, you purchased the ticket for Miss Cavanaugh.
In her cabaña, señor
In her cabaña, señor
In other words, according to this hospital, Alan Stanwyk does not have cancer.
In other words, according to this hospital, Alan Stanwyk does not have cancer.
In the court ruling US vs. Fishbein,
In the court ruling US vs. Fishbein,
Internist Dr. Joseph Dolan.
Internist Dr. Joseph Dolan.
Is because I'm already facing a very long,
Is because I'm already facing a very long,
Is entitled to $10,000 worth of airline tickets.
Is entitled to $10,000 worth of airline tickets.
Is everything a joke to you, Fletch?
Is everything a joke to you, Fletch?
Is it this guy Fat Sam? You said you had pictures of him.
Is it this guy Fat Sam? You said you had pictures of him.
Is she ever. l could tell you some stories.
Is she ever. l could tell you some stories.
Is that all right?
Is that all right?
Is that okay, Frank?
Is that okay, Frank?
Is that right?
Is that right?
Is that right? Yeah.
Is that right? Yeah.
Isn't she cute?
Isn't she cute?
Isn't that nice?
Isn't that nice?
Isn't that nice? He was a good man.
Isn't that nice? He was a good man.
Isn't that something?
Isn't that something?
Isn't there a children's book
Isn't there a children's book
It began to occur to me
It began to occur to me
It could be the bypass line. Yeah.
It could be the bypass line. Yeah.
It departs at 11:00 p.m.
It departs at 11:00 p.m.
It filters out the pollutants.
It filters out the pollutants.
It hasn't been easy.
It hasn't been easy.
It just eats you up bit by bit.
It just eats you up bit by bit.
It might get some of my men killed.
It might get some of my men killed.
It was before he moved to LA.
It was before he moved to LA.
It would certainly be in here.
It would certainly be in here.
It's a beautiful name.
It's a beautiful name.
It's all right. I'll take care of it now.
It's all right. I'll take care of it now.
It's an obscure ruling but a very important one to me.
It's an obscure ruling but a very important one to me.
It's been a wonderful ceremony so far.
It's been a wonderful ceremony so far.
It's business, Frank. Believe me, l hate tennis.
It's business, Frank. Believe me, l hate tennis.
It's Dr. Rosenhite. l. . .
It's Dr. Rosenhite. l. . .
It's even stopped bleeding. Isn't that something?
It's even stopped bleeding. Isn't that something?
It's from last month, so it was in the unsorted pile.
It's from last month, so it was in the unsorted pile.
It's great working with him.
It's great working with him.
It's John.
It's John.
It's just regulations.
It's just regulations.
It's kind of hard to keep it cold on a day like this.
It's kind of hard to keep it cold on a day like this.
It's kind of stupid, isn't it?
It's kind of stupid, isn't it?
It's not luck. They didn't want me.
It's not luck. They didn't want me.
It's nothing of a sexual nature, l assure you.
It's nothing of a sexual nature, l assure you.
It's okay. But that spleen was a spitting image.
It's okay. But that spleen was a spitting image.
It's rather an elegant little plan.
It's rather an elegant little plan.
It's really Alan, and it's really bigamy.
It's really Alan, and it's really bigamy.
It's routine. The actuarial people. . .
It's routine. The actuarial people. . .
It's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course.
It's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course.
It's somewhere in South America.
It's somewhere in South America.
It's the worst kind you can get.
It's the worst kind you can get.
It's true, isn't it?
It's true, isn't it?
It's W Y K, okay? I'll be right down.
It's W Y K, okay? I'll be right down.
It's wedged in between Wyoming and Nevada. You've seen pictures.
It's wedged in between Wyoming and Nevada. You've seen pictures.
Jerry, come on, now. You're gonna have to trust me!
Jerry, come on, now. You're gonna have to trust me!
Jerry.
Jerry.
Jesus H. Christ! Where is he?
Jesus H. Christ! Where is he?
Jesus, I'm sick of this place. Ow.
Jesus, I'm sick of this place. Ow.
Jesus, that's a shame.
Jesus, that's a shame.
Jesus, what in the hell are you doing here?
Jesus, what in the hell are you doing here?
Jim Swarthout? Yeah.
Jim Swarthout? Yeah.
Joan or Margaret?
Joan or Margaret?
John Cocktoastin?
John Cocktoastin?
John Cocktoastoy.
John Cocktoastoy.
John, you don't know the Underhills?
John, you don't know the Underhills?
Just a minute!
Just a minute!
Just a minute. I'm not finished yet.
Just a minute. I'm not finished yet.
Just checking the luggage.
Just checking the luggage.
Just come to my house and listen to the proposition.
Just come to my house and listen to the proposition.
Just give me 24 hours.
Just give me 24 hours.
Just give me one more day, okay? Just one more day.
Just give me one more day, okay? Just one more day.
Just hold the last two paragraphs till 10:00, okay?
Just hold the last two paragraphs till 10:00, okay?
Just lay back down.
Just lay back down.
Just like this.
Just like this.
Just relax.
Just relax.
Just take care of the gloves, the passport and the aim.
Just take care of the gloves, the passport and the aim.
Keep $10 for yourself. Go out and get yourself a nice piece of ass.
Keep $10 for yourself. Go out and get yourself a nice piece of ass.
Kind of a hide and seek kind of a thing. They love it.
Kind of a hide and seek kind of a thing. They love it.
L agree.
L agree.
L always take my first dates to a Laker game.
L always take my first dates to a Laker game.
L always use a little chewing gum on these rides.
L always use a little chewing gum on these rides.
L am neither loitering nor trespassing.
L am neither loitering nor trespassing.
L bet you do.
L bet you do.
L bet.
L bet.
L busted their window, and they didn't do anything.
L busted their window, and they didn't do anything.
L can tell you have things under control down there.
L can tell you have things under control down there.
L can't discuss another patient. You know that.
L can't discuss another patient. You know that.
L can't figure out what l was doing in Utah this morning.
L can't figure out what l was doing in Utah this morning.
L can't go to my house, l can't go to the office.
L can't go to my house, l can't go to the office.
L can't have my wages garnish ied.
L can't have my wages garnish ied.
L can't hear you. What? B1.
L can't hear you. What? B1.
L commend him on his choice.
L commend him on his choice.
L could be on to something here.
L could be on to something here.
L could probably dig one up.
L could probably dig one up.
L could use your help.
L could use your help.
L couldn't even get through the front door.
L couldn't even get through the front door.
L couldn't wait.
L couldn't wait.
L did pull over before. I'll pull over later.
L did pull over before. I'll pull over later.
L didn't bring it with me. Do you have one?
L didn't bring it with me. Do you have one?
L didn't want to have to do this.
L didn't want to have to do this.
L do? That's very sweet of you.
L do? That's very sweet of you.
L don't carry the stuff.
L don't carry the stuff.
L don't feel good.
L don't feel good.
L don't feel good.
L don't feel good.
L don't feel sick. Not yet.
L don't feel sick. Not yet.
L don't have any idea who you are.
L don't have any idea who you are.
L don't know how come he doesn't know. He just doesn't know.
L don't know how come he doesn't know. He just doesn't know.
L don't know what you're referring to.
L don't know what you're referring to.
L don't know where the SEC comes off by even making such an accusation.
L don't know where the SEC comes off by even making such an accusation.
L don't know, Gail, l think it's Alan's high school sweetheart.
L don't know, Gail, l think it's Alan's high school sweetheart.
L don't know.
L don't know.
L don't know. l don't have any.
L don't know. l don't have any.
L don't know. l think he's lost weight.
L don't know. l think he's lost weight.
L don't know. Personal stuff.
L don't know. Personal stuff.
L don't know. There's no record of it here.
L don't know. There's no record of it here.
L don't like basketball.
L don't like basketball.
L don't read the paper. What's the spread on the game. . .
L don't read the paper. What's the spread on the game. . .
L don't recall having seen it on the club registry.
L don't recall having seen it on the club registry.
L don't remember seeing you there.
L don't remember seeing you there.
L don't see how you can pass that up, Mr. . .
L don't see how you can pass that up, Mr. . .
L don't think he's doing a whole lot of singing with the Tabernacle Choir.
L don't think he's doing a whole lot of singing with the Tabernacle Choir.
L don't want any of these unsubstantiated charges about dope dealing cops
L don't want any of these unsubstantiated charges about dope dealing cops
L don't want to go to a Laker game.
L don't want to go to a Laker game.
L don't want to spoil your surprise.
L don't want to spoil your surprise.
L even have your escape figured out for you.
L even have your escape figured out for you.
L got a foolproof way to get rid of this asshole,
L got a foolproof way to get rid of this asshole,
L got another question for you.
L got another question for you.
L got good proof it's the Chief.
L got good proof it's the Chief.
L got nothing on Utah or Jim Swarthout.
L got nothing on Utah or Jim Swarthout.
L got some reds.
L got some reds.
L got that beach crawling with undercover cops.
L got that beach crawling with undercover cops.
L guess not.
L guess not.
L guess not.
L guess not.
L guess not.
L guess not.
L hate Tommy Lasorda.
L hate Tommy Lasorda.
L have no idea.
L have no idea.
L have some ideas.
L have some ideas.
L have something I'd like to discuss with you.
L have something I'd like to discuss with you.
L have to take you downtown. Now, give me the weapon.
L have to take you downtown. Now, give me the weapon.
L have to work on my ground stroke.
L have to work on my ground stroke.
L haven't seen you since the wedding. You look great.
L haven't seen you since the wedding. You look great.
L haven't sterilized my hands.
L haven't sterilized my hands.
L hope there's nobody next to me.
L hope there's nobody next to me.
L imagine you're expecting a nice gratuity, right?
L imagine you're expecting a nice gratuity, right?
L just carried the drugs from the Chief to Sam. That's it.
L just carried the drugs from the Chief to Sam. That's it.
L just got out of the shower.
L just got out of the shower.
L just talked to her last week. She didn't say a thing about it.
L just talked to her last week. She didn't say a thing about it.
L know there's a history of cancer in the family.
L know there's a history of cancer in the family.
L know, honey. We have to put this on the back burner right now.
L know, honey. We have to put this on the back burner right now.
L know. Listen.
L know. Listen.
L like men.
L like men.
L like you.
L like you.
L like your outfit.
L like your outfit.
L love your body, Larry.
L love your body, Larry.
L mean put clothes on.
L mean put clothes on.
L mean, by the time your story's published, I'll be on the beach.
L mean, by the time your story's published, I'll be on the beach.
L mean, doesn't it seem a little childish to you?
L mean, doesn't it seem a little childish to you?
L mean, I'd be happy to pay it. . .
L mean, I'd be happy to pay it. . .
L mean, I've never even been there. l shouldn't say that.
L mean, I've never even been there. l shouldn't say that.
L mean, no, you can't ask me that question.
L mean, no, you can't ask me that question.
L mean, the guy had me alone in a cell
L mean, the guy had me alone in a cell
L must say, look at him today. Fred, you look just wonderful.
L must say, look at him today. Fred, you look just wonderful.
L must tell you that it takes a lot for a man
L must tell you that it takes a lot for a man
L need a favor. Shoot.
L need a favor. Shoot.
L need Fletch for a second.
L need Fletch for a second.
L need this right away.
L need this right away.
L ordered some lunch.
L ordered some lunch.
L ought to get some sleep.
L ought to get some sleep.
L promise to send it back.
L promise to send it back.
L really should change.
L really should change.
L recommend it, señor
L recommend it, señor
L rent them. l have a lease with an option to buy.
L rent them. l have a lease with an option to buy.
L saw my pimp today.
L saw my pimp today.
L see.
L see.
L sure did !
L sure did !
L sure do.
L sure do.
L take it by your presence here that the story's done.
L take it by your presence here that the story's done.
L think it's been sticking.
L think it's been sticking.
L think it's the bypass line. Yeah.
L think it's the bypass line. Yeah.
L think l just won a million bucks.
L think l just won a million bucks.
L think our problems may just be solved.
L think our problems may just be solved.
L think she slept with him, too.
L think she slept with him, too.
L think that's highly unlikely, Crease.
L think that's highly unlikely, Crease.
L thought l put a lot.
L thought l put a lot.
L thought that body was my dead brother.
L thought that body was my dead brother.
L thought you had this all figured out. Nice going, lrwin.
L thought you had this all figured out. Nice going, lrwin.
L thought you were bringing the eighth.
L thought you were bringing the eighth.
L told you.
L told you.
L understand.
L understand.
L want an answer!
L want an answer!
L want it done Thursday evening around 8:00 p.m.
L want it done Thursday evening around 8:00 p.m.
L want them to have federal protection sponsored by the paper.
L want them to have federal protection sponsored by the paper.
L want to check the records room. Doctor who?
L want to check the records room. Doctor who?
L want you to come to my house and then we'll talk.
L want you to come to my house and then we'll talk.
L want you to murder me.
L want you to murder me.
L was afraid you'd say that.
L was afraid you'd say that.
L was already prepared to commit one murder, ass face.
L was already prepared to commit one murder, ass face.
L was hoping you'd say that.
L was hoping you'd say that.
L was supposed to meet Mrs. Cavanaugh here.
L was supposed to meet Mrs. Cavanaugh here.
L was upset. You know.
L was upset. You know.
L wonder how he gets the stuff.
L wonder how he gets the stuff.
L wonder if that's his doctor.
L wonder if that's his doctor.
L work for the landlord.
L work for the landlord.
L would think that might interest you.
L would think that might interest you.
L would think the DA would need these tickets for evidence.
L would think the DA would need these tickets for evidence.
Lakers by six. Take a look.
Lakers by six. Take a look.
Lar, it's me.
Lar, it's me.
Larry? Yo.
Larry? Yo.
Lee Weaver and Harold Ausley.
Lee Weaver and Harold Ausley.
Let me get you some. Great.
Let me get you some. Great.
Let me out of here!
Let me out of here!
Let me see that. Alan Stanwyk,
Let me see that. Alan Stanwyk,
Let me show you a couple of things.
Let me show you a couple of things.
Let's eat. Let's eat.
Let's eat. Let's eat.
Lf Fred gets here before I'm back,
Lf Fred gets here before I'm back,
Lf l had a nickel for every one of Alan's flyboy buddies
Lf l had a nickel for every one of Alan's flyboy buddies
Lf some kind of payment isn't made,
Lf some kind of payment isn't made,
Lf they don't keep bouncing the ball,
Lf they don't keep bouncing the ball,
Lf you need me, call the paper.
Lf you need me, call the paper.
Lf you reject the proposition, you keep the $1,000,
Lf you reject the proposition, you keep the $1,000,
Lf you shoot me, you're liable to lose a lot of those humanitarian awards.
Lf you shoot me, you're liable to lose a lot of those humanitarian awards.
Lf you're so bored, why didn't you go to Utah with Alan?
Lf you're so bored, why didn't you go to Utah with Alan?
Lf your story is not on my desk by 11:30, you're out of a job.
Lf your story is not on my desk by 11:30, you're out of a job.
Like when?
Like when?
Listen, I'm going to Utah.
Listen, I'm going to Utah.
Listen, I'm not really prepared for this.
Listen, I'm not really prepared for this.
Listen, I'm not really prepared for this.
Listen, I'm not really prepared for this.
Listen, see if you've got anything on Stanwyk
Listen, see if you've got anything on Stanwyk
Listen, there are at least two dozen cops after my ass.
Listen, there are at least two dozen cops after my ass.
Lock's busted.
Lock's busted.
Look at her. Could you love someone who looked like that?
Look at her. Could you love someone who looked like that?
Look at this,
Look at this,
Look, defenseless babies.
Look, defenseless babies.
Look, here's the dog that tried to bite me.
Look, here's the dog that tried to bite me.
Look, l don't have time for your nonsense.
Look, l don't have time for your nonsense.
Look, l said I'll take care of this. Now, it doesn't involve you.
Look, l said I'll take care of this. Now, it doesn't involve you.
Looks like heroin, Gene.
Looks like heroin, Gene.
Looks like you two have a lot to talk over.
Looks like you two have a lot to talk over.
Looks well used.
Looks well used.
Lrwin, professional journalism time now. Two points.
Lrwin, professional journalism time now. Two points.
Makes my job harder.
Makes my job harder.
Man, honest, Fletch. l didn't sell nothing, man.
Man, honest, Fletch. l didn't sell nothing, man.
Many of you don't know that Fred was darn near death recently.
Many of you don't know that Fred was darn near death recently.
Margaret.
Margaret.
Married Boyd Aviation.
Married Boyd Aviation.
Martha Sterling and Paul Fleming.
Martha Sterling and Paul Fleming.
May l help you with that?
May l help you with that?
May l help you, Dr. . .
May l help you, Dr. . .
Maybe I'm gonna blow your brains out.
Maybe I'm gonna blow your brains out.
Maybe I'm just on vacation.
Maybe I'm just on vacation.
Maybe I'm not gonna keep you in here.
Maybe I'm not gonna keep you in here.
Maybe it's just that I'm not doing any calisthenics.
Maybe it's just that I'm not doing any calisthenics.
Maybe next time.
Maybe next time.
Maybe that's because you don't understand basketball.
Maybe that's because you don't understand basketball.
Me neither. Let's see what we have on a guy
Me neither. Let's see what we have on a guy
Me?
Me?
Me?
Me?
Mind if l sit here?
Mind if l sit here?
Mind if l sit here?
Mind if l sit here?
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Moon river
Moon river
More coffee? There you go.
More coffee? There you go.
Moved out?
Moved out?
Mr. Jim Swarthout?
Mr. Jim Swarthout?
Mr. Stanwyk, using my name and passport, boarded Pan Am Flight 306.
Mr. Stanwyk, using my name and passport, boarded Pan Am Flight 306.
Mr. Stanwyk, you are confirmed on Pan Am Flight 441
Mr. Stanwyk, you are confirmed on Pan Am Flight 441
Mr. Stanwyk's parents, Marvin and Velma, of Provo,
Mr. Stanwyk's parents, Marvin and Velma, of Provo,
Mr. Truman, l want you to meet my wife, Velma.
Mr. Truman, l want you to meet my wife, Velma.
Mrs. Stanwyk!
Mrs. Stanwyk!
Mrs. Stanwyk!
Mrs. Stanwyk!
Mrs. Stanwyk!
Mrs. Stanwyk!

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