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Hello, I'm a text to speech system and looks to me like you're a dumb idiot and you need to be taught a lesson. Sorry guys I meant you are the greatest person in the world and I like pizza. I like pizza very very much. Do not say I don't like pizza because I like pizza. Pizza is the best. All right, guys, I think it's time we sniff, sniff this fresh and dryer. Dryer sheets. Oh, yeah. Smells good. Now we shall kill the idiot who ripped up my comics. That's right. I'm talking to you.
Well, it's just another morning Sunday. Nothing to really say here other than I like pizza, pepperoni pizza. I don't really like anchovies that much, mushroom, olives, just all that stuff. And garlic. Although you know why I can't eat garlic. Anyway, have a good one. Stay crispy.
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