Main Content
Sound Added to Your Favorites Soundboard
Sound added

Log in or create an account to save your favorites, or they'll expire in 4 hours

Error Adding Sound
Error adding sound to your favorites.
Sound Reported
Sound reported and our moderators will review it shortly.
Error Reporting Sound
Error reporting sound. Please use the Contact page.
18 130
Brewster's Millions (1985) Brewster's Millions is a comedy film released in 1985 that revolves around the adventurous tale of

Brewster's Millions (1985)

Brewster's Millions is a comedy film released in 1985 that revolves around the adventurous tale of Monty Brewster. Directed by Walter Hill, this movie stars Richard Pryor as Monty Brewster, a minor league baseball player who unexpectedly inherits $300 million from his deceased great-uncle. However, there is a catch; in order to receive his full inheritance, Monty must spend $30 million in 30 days without having anything to show for it at the end. Chaos and hilarity ensue as Monty rapidly finds ways to squander his fortune. With John Candy, Lonette McKee, and Stephen Collins among the talented supporting cast, Brewster's Millions delivers a hilarious and entertaining story. Feel free to listen to the sounds and download them for your enjoyment!

A balloon over Hackensack, New Jersey.
A balloon over Hackensack, New Jersey.
A catcher's mask! (CHUCKLES)
A catcher's mask! (CHUCKLES)
A checkered family, you might say.
A checkered family, you might say.
A country bumpkin that flashes his money around like some big shot?
A country bumpkin that flashes his money around like some big shot?
A million dollars. Yes. That would be great, sir.
A million dollars. Yes. That would be great, sir.
A room you want to die in.
A room you want to die in.
A small error in bookkeeping discovered at the last moment ought to do the trick.
A small error in bookkeeping discovered at the last moment ought to do the trick.
A substantial amount of money.
A substantial amount of money.
A substantial cash deposit. $20,000.
A substantial cash deposit. $20,000.
A team bus with air conditioning and a TV!
A team bus with air conditioning and a TV!
A train's goin' through the outfield right now.
A train's goin' through the outfield right now.
A triple. Six RBIs.
A triple. Six RBIs.
A whole lifetime.
A whole lifetime.
About 350 a week before taxes.
About 350 a week before taxes.
About that furniture you wanted Marilyn and me to rent,
About that furniture you wanted Marilyn and me to rent,
Absolutely. No problem.
Absolutely. No problem.
Actually, I'm gonna rent the team.
Actually, I'm gonna rent the team.
Admittedly, without you knowing, I used the corporate name. I hope you don't mind.
Admittedly, without you knowing, I used the corporate name. I hope you don't mind.
After all, it's your vault. I should be paying you rent.
After all, it's your vault. I should be paying you rent.
After paying the highest recorded price ever for a stamp,
After paying the highest recorded price ever for a stamp,
Again, very imaginative.
Again, very imaginative.
Ah, pretty much the same picture. He was out drinkin'
Ah, pretty much the same picture. He was out drinkin'
Ah! One moment.
Ah! One moment.
All Drake knows is that you've inherited $30 million
All Drake knows is that you've inherited $30 million
All I want to know is what college you went to.
All I want to know is what college you went to.
All of 'em.
All of 'em.
All right, but just to eat lunch, and then that's it.
All right, but just to eat lunch, and then that's it.
All right, I got some good news and some bad news for you.
All right, I got some good news and some bad news for you.
All right! Let's play ball.
All right! Let's play ball.
All right. I just want to figure it out!
All right. I just want to figure it out!
All right. I want you to hire me three of the most expensive limousines with drivers,
All right. I want you to hire me three of the most expensive limousines with drivers,
All the time could have been this time
All the time could have been this time
All they're gonna do is just take into his fast balls
All they're gonna do is just take into his fast balls
All this reporter can say is
All this reporter can say is
ALL: (SHOUTING) Yeah!
ALL: (SHOUTING) Yeah!
ALL: (SHOUTING) Yeah!
ALL: (SHOUTING) Yeah!
ALL: You are!
ALL: You are!
ALL: You are!
ALL: You are!
ALL: You are!
ALL: You are!
America, I love it!
America, I love it!
An article by this Oriental doctor on massages.
An article by this Oriental doctor on massages.
And $5,000 on every 50 to 1 long shot for the week.
And $5,000 on every 50 to 1 long shot for the week.
And a large bottle of Aspirin!
And a large bottle of Aspirin!
And bring the receipts and give 'em to Miss Drake.
And bring the receipts and give 'em to Miss Drake.
And buy hisself an election.
And buy hisself an election.
And by then, he was one of the richest men in America.
And by then, he was one of the richest men in America.
And come up with something specifically unique.
And come up with something specifically unique.
And continues to thrill and delight the fans of this stadium.
And continues to thrill and delight the fans of this stadium.
And dent some cars out in the parkin' lot.
And dent some cars out in the parkin' lot.
And deposit this money in a secret numbered account.
And deposit this money in a secret numbered account.
And everybody go back to work, because this is a business.
And everybody go back to work, because this is a business.
And give everybody else in here whatever they're drinking.
And give everybody else in here whatever they're drinking.
And he bought a baseball team, right?
And he bought a baseball team, right?
And I am sick of money.
And I am sick of money.
And I got to say I'm very disappointed. Look at you!
And I got to say I'm very disappointed. Look at you!
And I had to pay 'em $4 million
And I had to pay 'em $4 million
And I hope you have fun at that party,
And I hope you have fun at that party,
And I just inherited 30 million bucks.
And I just inherited 30 million bucks.
And I think the people should use it
And I think the people should use it
And I thought we'd take a little ride and get to know each other.
And I thought we'd take a little ride and get to know each other.
And I work for him.
And I work for him.
And I'm representing parties who wish to remain anonymous at this time
And I'm representing parties who wish to remain anonymous at this time
And is starting to show up in the polls.
And is starting to show up in the polls.
And is still celebrating.
And is still celebrating.
And it's going to be a very long month.
And it's going to be a very long month.
And it's unheard of to do it with your own money.
And it's unheard of to do it with your own money.
And kicks in the first pitch.
And kicks in the first pitch.
And make it look like a big league stadium!
And make it look like a big league stadium!
And New York Yankee power has burst
And New York Yankee power has burst
And nobody owns them. They're PDIs. Public Domain Icebergs.
And nobody owns them. They're PDIs. Public Domain Icebergs.
And nobody's business. Do it. Business. Good.
And nobody's business. Do it. Business. Good.
And possibly make a withdrawal.
And possibly make a withdrawal.
And sail Brewstersberg number one to Mecca.
And sail Brewstersberg number one to Mecca.
And simply dig out a chamber from the rear end of it,
And simply dig out a chamber from the rear end of it,
And so am I. $100,000 okay?
And so am I. $100,000 okay?
And thank you.
And thank you.
And that includes buying the Hope Diamond
And that includes buying the Hope Diamond
And that's what all these gentlemen here are today.
And that's what all these gentlemen here are today.
And the $300 million will go to the firm. Granville, Baxter and Cox.
And the $300 million will go to the firm. Granville, Baxter and Cox.
And the firm is naturally concerned with
And the firm is naturally concerned with
And the Hackensack Bulls take the playing field!
And the Hackensack Bulls take the playing field!
And the Yankees lead it four to one.
And the Yankees lead it four to one.
And then you get these choppers to fly us back here!
And then you get these choppers to fly us back here!
And then you'll know what this is all about.
And then you'll know what this is all about.
And they've been consistently good performers in profits and dividends.
And they've been consistently good performers in profits and dividends.
And tonight, I'm here to talk to you about None of the above.
And tonight, I'm here to talk to you about None of the above.
And use them for firewood, right?
And use them for firewood, right?
And we asked her to sit with us to have a drink,
And we asked her to sit with us to have a drink,
And we're arrange it so that we can play the New York Yankees!
And we're arrange it so that we can play the New York Yankees!
And we're in the business of being in business, and we're doin' business.
And we're in the business of being in business, and we're doin' business.
And what about your job at the firm and our honeymoon?
And what about your job at the firm and our honeymoon?
And what do you do?
And what do you do?
And what the hell does he think he's doin'?
And what the hell does he think he's doin'?
And when I turned on the ignition, it shot forward.
And when I turned on the ignition, it shot forward.
And who have instructed me to post bail for the defendants
And who have instructed me to post bail for the defendants
And who's tryin' to buy your vote?
And who's tryin' to buy your vote?
And why don't you use your fork, not your fingers.
And why don't you use your fork, not your fingers.
And with this inheritance, man,
And with this inheritance, man,
And you can gamble another 5% away,
And you can gamble another 5% away,
And you decide not to vote
And you decide not to vote
And you get 20 other guys, and I'll pay 'em $3,000 a week.
And you get 20 other guys, and I'll pay 'em $3,000 a week.
And you, Mr. Brewster, are the sole living heir of your great uncle, Rupert Horn.
And you, Mr. Brewster, are the sole living heir of your great uncle, Rupert Horn.
And you'll have nothing to show for it.
And you'll have nothing to show for it.
And you'll say to your friends,
And you'll say to your friends,
And you're all invited.
And you're all invited.
And, uh, see, all the energy coming from my hands
And, uh, see, all the energy coming from my hands
And, uh, what's your most expensive wine you have?
And, uh, what's your most expensive wine you have?
Angela wanted me to phone up from the lobby, but, no,
Angela wanted me to phone up from the lobby, but, no,
Angela, did Warren tell you that I have decided,
Angela, did Warren tell you that I have decided,
Angela, I'm not going to be able to make dinner, darling.
Angela, I'm not going to be able to make dinner, darling.
ANGELA: That's really wonderful. I'm very happy for you and Marilyn.
ANGELA: That's really wonderful. I'm very happy for you and Marilyn.
ANGELA: What thirsty Arab farmers?
ANGELA: What thirsty Arab farmers?
Angela! Wait. Listen to me.
Angela! Wait. Listen to me.
Angela! Will you wait a minute?
Angela! Will you wait a minute?
ANNOUNCER: (ON TV) Exclusively yours on the Yankee Baseball Network.
ANNOUNCER: (ON TV) Exclusively yours on the Yankee Baseball Network.
Anxiously awaiting the arrival of the Hackensack Bulls,
Anxiously awaiting the arrival of the Hackensack Bulls,
Any left?
Any left?
Anybody can inherit millions of dollars
Anybody can inherit millions of dollars
Anything you say I guarantee it'll be repeated.
Anything you say I guarantee it'll be repeated.
Apparently we in the West don't know that, and we're massagin' for nothin'.
Apparently we in the West don't know that, and we're massagin' for nothin'.
Architectural Digest.
Architectural Digest.
Are you all right, Mr. Brewster?
Are you all right, Mr. Brewster?
Are you certain you want to do this, Mr. Brewster?
Are you certain you want to do this, Mr. Brewster?
As I'm sure you know,
As I'm sure you know,
As the executor of your great uncle's will, I hereby declare
As the executor of your great uncle's will, I hereby declare
As you wish.
As you wish.
At $10,000 a bottle,
At $10,000 a bottle,
At a reception for the public afterwards.
At a reception for the public afterwards.
Aw, God...
Aw, God...
Back, back, way back.
Back, back, way back.
Bailiff, will you remove the prisoners? Next case.
Bailiff, will you remove the prisoners? Next case.
Baron Levitsky recently offered $850,000 for it, and I laughed in his face.
Baron Levitsky recently offered $850,000 for it, and I laughed in his face.
Baseball, basketball, football, the ponies.
Baseball, basketball, football, the ponies.
Baseball? No, no. Boxing, football, ice hockey...
Baseball? No, no. Boxing, football, ice hockey...
Be sure to get home before the sun comes up. You know what I mean?
Be sure to get home before the sun comes up. You know what I mean?
Because he's the party meister, himself.
Because he's the party meister, himself.
Because I don't want anybody helpin' you out!
Because I don't want anybody helpin' you out!
Because I'm gonna be playing with the big leagues.
Because I'm gonna be playing with the big leagues.
Because I'm gonna sue you for so much money
Because I'm gonna sue you for so much money
Because I'm in here with you.
Because I'm in here with you.
Because I'm rich doesn't mean I should take advantage of people. Am I right?
Because I'm rich doesn't mean I should take advantage of people. Am I right?
Because that's what the job pays. $100,000 a week, plus 15%.
Because that's what the job pays. $100,000 a week, plus 15%.
Because we're gonna get in shape, and we're gonna beat the Yankees!
Because we're gonna get in shape, and we're gonna beat the Yankees!
Been expecting you. The door's open.
Been expecting you. The door's open.
Besides, have you ever seen his wife?
Besides, have you ever seen his wife?
Best wishes, Monty Brewster.
Best wishes, Monty Brewster.
Better safe than sorry. That's my philosophy too.
Better safe than sorry. That's my philosophy too.
Between the New York Yankees and are you ready for this?
Between the New York Yankees and are you ready for this?
Boss found a job for you yet, by the way? Like designated eater? (LAUGHS)
Boss found a job for you yet, by the way? Like designated eater? (LAUGHS)
Both Mr. Heller and Mr. Salvino
Both Mr. Heller and Mr. Salvino
BOTH: Oh, no, Mr. Brewster.
BOTH: Oh, no, Mr. Brewster.
Boy, that girl is ungrateful, considering all the things
Boy, that girl is ungrateful, considering all the things
Breaking ball,
Breaking ball,
Brewster and Nolan.
Brewster and Nolan.
Brewster today shelled out a record $600,000
Brewster today shelled out a record $600,000
Brewster, do me a favor. Go crazy on your own time and charges.
Brewster, do me a favor. Go crazy on your own time and charges.
Brewster, greetings from the grave.
Brewster, greetings from the grave.
BREWSTER: Get a cold compress for that thing on your head,
BREWSTER: Get a cold compress for that thing on your head,
BREWSTER: I know they're the New York Yankees.
BREWSTER: I know they're the New York Yankees.
BREWSTER: New York? Yeehaw!
BREWSTER: New York? Yeehaw!
BREWSTER: There she goes again, as usual.
BREWSTER: There she goes again, as usual.
BREWSTER: There's a guy out there in the bleachers,
BREWSTER: There's a guy out there in the bleachers,
BREWSTER: We didn't get off to a very good start.
BREWSTER: We didn't get off to a very good start.
Brewster? Montgomery Brewster?
Brewster? Montgomery Brewster?
Brother, would you take the money, please?
Brother, would you take the money, please?
Bulls are ahead one zip.
Bulls are ahead one zip.
Bullshit. Your people made the first move.
Bullshit. Your people made the first move.
But a guy like that with so many activities,
But a guy like that with so many activities,
But a little late, don't you think?
But a little late, don't you think?
But after 30 days, you're not allowed to own any assets.
But after 30 days, you're not allowed to own any assets.
But at the rate you're going, you'll have spent
But at the rate you're going, you'll have spent
But by opening all 60 bottles
But by opening all 60 bottles
But he didn't die until last month.
But he didn't die until last month.
But I doubt that you could ever buy Warren.
But I doubt that you could ever buy Warren.
But I'm havin' a good time too! I'm his best friend.
But I'm havin' a good time too! I'm his best friend.
But I'm just a paralegal. I don't have a degree.
But I'm just a paralegal. I don't have a degree.
But I'm not crazy. People gonna think I'm crazy.
But I'm not crazy. People gonna think I'm crazy.
But I'm not. You got to stick with me, 'cause this is it!
But I'm not. You got to stick with me, 'cause this is it!
But if you don't show your stuff out there today,
But if you don't show your stuff out there today,
But if you fail,
But if you fail,
But if you strike this guy out,
But if you strike this guy out,
But it takes a real athlete to be a professional baseball player.
But it takes a real athlete to be a professional baseball player.
But it's an incredible opportunity.
But it's an incredible opportunity.
But our records indicate Brewster still has
But our records indicate Brewster still has
But please don't try to show these guys up.
But please don't try to show these guys up.
But that baseball game you're planning
But that baseball game you're planning
But the top two floors have already been reserved.
But the top two floors have already been reserved.
But there is no way I can see spending over
But there is no way I can see spending over
But those of you following the election results know that that's not so.
But those of you following the election results know that that's not so.
But we have a real shot at getting our work into AD next month.
But we have a real shot at getting our work into AD next month.
But we're going to have some fun.
But we're going to have some fun.
But what you can no longer call it is a joke campaign.
But what you can no longer call it is a joke campaign.
But you could do great things with all that money. You mustn't squander it.
But you could do great things with all that money. You mustn't squander it.
But you got to get value for their services.
But you got to get value for their services.
But you know me.
But you know me.
But, no, I was too stupid.
But, no, I was too stupid.
But, no, I was too stupid.
But, no, I was too stupid.
But, uh, I think she'd be delighted.
But, uh, I think she'd be delighted.
By not only paying in cash for the wine,
By not only paying in cash for the wine,
Can I say something to all the people who thought I was a loser, Chuck?
Can I say something to all the people who thought I was a loser, Chuck?
Can we take anything you say seriously, Mr. Brewster?
Can we take anything you say seriously, Mr. Brewster?
Can we take anything you say seriously, Mr. Brewster? than I am this election, I can tell you that.
Can we take anything you say seriously, Mr. Brewster? than I am this election, I can tell you that.
Can you please pay for the drinks and let's get out of here?
Can you please pay for the drinks and let's get out of here?
Can't understand it, Mr. Brewster?
Can't understand it, Mr. Brewster?
Can't we just take a ride without having an argument?
Can't we just take a ride without having an argument?
CATCHER: Aw, foul ball again!
CATCHER: Aw, foul ball again!
Change up?
Change up?
Charley, I'm not drunk. I'm in New York,
Charley, I'm not drunk. I'm in New York,
CHARLEY: Hiya, fellas.
CHARLEY: Hiya, fellas.
CHARLEY: The practice field's on Long Island?
CHARLEY: The practice field's on Long Island?
Charley! How you doin', my man?
Charley! How you doin', my man?
Checkout time?
Checkout time?
Christ sakes, Brewster. You fly us all the way from Jersey,
Christ sakes, Brewster. You fly us all the way from Jersey,
Chuck Fleming. Action News.
Chuck Fleming. Action News.
Chump, I'm Spike! We're right behind ya!
Chump, I'm Spike! We're right behind ya!
Come on, Charley, relax!
Come on, Charley, relax!
Come on, Monty. Keep it in there. Keep it in there.
Come on, Monty. Keep it in there. Keep it in there.
Come on, Spike!
Come on, Spike!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Come on! Move it! Move it!
Come on! Come on! Move it! Move it!
Come on. Settle down, will ya? You'll throw your arm out.
Come on. Settle down, will ya? You'll throw your arm out.
Come tomorrow, you are dead broke. It's all over.
Come tomorrow, you are dead broke. It's all over.
Complaining about you never get your shot?
Complaining about you never get your shot?
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Constantly scheming
Constantly scheming
Could I come up there and talk to you for a minute?
Could I come up there and talk to you for a minute?
Could I come up there and talk to you for a minute?
Could I come up there and talk to you for a minute?
Could you please give us your reasons
Could you please give us your reasons
Could you step in here for a moment, please?
Could you step in here for a moment, please?
Count it. It's all there. Nothing but long shots, huh?
Count it. It's all there. Nothing but long shots, huh?
CROWD: (CHANTING) Brewster! Brewster!
CROWD: (CHANTING) Brewster! Brewster!
Darling, this is what the benefit is for, to raise money.
Darling, this is what the benefit is for, to raise money.
Dear sir, do you think you could settle this out of court
Dear sir, do you think you could settle this out of court
Did you really spend all that money?
Did you really spend all that money?
Didn't you know your great grandfather was a honky?
Didn't you know your great grandfather was a honky?
Dixon's reputation as a tough competitor is almost legendary, Vinnie.
Dixon's reputation as a tough competitor is almost legendary, Vinnie.
Do you like it?
Do you like it?
Do you live in a materialistic reality
Do you live in a materialistic reality
Do you remember the $20,000
Do you remember the $20,000
Does this guy Drake know about the 300 million?
Does this guy Drake know about the 300 million?
Don't go in there. There's no Mets in this building!
Don't go in there. There's no Mets in this building!
Don't like having that kind of money around here,
Don't like having that kind of money around here,
Don't look so surprised.
Don't look so surprised.
Don't quote him on that, please.
Don't quote him on that, please.
Don't sell it! You buy it when it's like that.
Don't sell it! You buy it when it's like that.
Don't vote for any of us. We're assholes.
Don't vote for any of us. We're assholes.
Don't worry about a thing. I'll take care of everything.
Don't worry about a thing. I'll take care of everything.
Don't you dare quote him on that.
Don't you dare quote him on that.
Don't you remember anything I ever taught you?
Don't you remember anything I ever taught you?
Drop in two 20,000 horsepower marine diesel engines,
Drop in two 20,000 horsepower marine diesel engines,
Either you guys got a car?
Either you guys got a car?
Enjoy yourself!
Enjoy yourself!
Eugene said I needed a tax write off.
Eugene said I needed a tax write off.
Even though I'm not the person that you thought I was,
Even though I'm not the person that you thought I was,
Everybody, follow me!
Everybody, follow me!
Except on you for lunch.
Except on you for lunch.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse my expression, but you think I'm a real asshole, don't ya?
Excuse my expression, but you think I'm a real asshole, don't ya?
Fine custom furniture and d****ries?
Fine custom furniture and d****ries?
Follow me, please.
Follow me, please.
For a considerable fee, I'm sure.
For a considerable fee, I'm sure.
For an unprecedented challenge game
For an unprecedented challenge game
For one season with the Toledo Mud Hens.
For one season with the Toledo Mud Hens.
For some bimbo as a birthday present.
For some bimbo as a birthday present.
For the emotional damage it did.
For the emotional damage it did.
For the last 30 days, and now it would seem to be over.
For the last 30 days, and now it would seem to be over.
For the next 30 days, and that's the extent of my services.
For the next 30 days, and that's the extent of my services.
For the Yankees to win it, four runs on four hits...
For the Yankees to win it, four runs on four hits...
For what?
For what?
For your sudden and unexpected candidacy?
For your sudden and unexpected candidacy?
Forever dreaming
Forever dreaming
Forget the charity. Forget that.
Forget the charity. Forget that.
Former candidate Montgomery Brewster
Former candidate Montgomery Brewster
From the accounting department to keep track of your expenditures and receipts.
From the accounting department to keep track of your expenditures and receipts.
From the shoes all the way up to this.
From the shoes all the way up to this.
Front row, he's got a hat, camera.
Front row, he's got a hat, camera.
Gained from an illegal venture, Mr. Brewster.
Gained from an illegal venture, Mr. Brewster.
Gentlemen, I sense conspiracy to defraud here.
Gentlemen, I sense conspiracy to defraud here.
Gentlemen, is there any truth to this accusation?
Gentlemen, is there any truth to this accusation?
Get Cox over here.
Get Cox over here.
Get in the car before I twist your head off.
Get in the car before I twist your head off.
Get outta here.
Get outta here.
Get outta here.
Get outta here.
Give him the quitclaim papers.
Give him the quitclaim papers.
Give me a few bottles of what he's drinking, all right?
Give me a few bottles of what he's drinking, all right?
Go to say, the Rocky Mountains.
Go to say, the Rocky Mountains.
God damn it. She's gonna be real mad
God damn it. She's gonna be real mad
Good for your muscles, nude.
Good for your muscles, nude.
Good night, gentlemen.
Good night, gentlemen.
Goodbye? Don't you wanna go to the party?
Goodbye? Don't you wanna go to the party?
Got to you in the nick of time
Got to you in the nick of time
Got to you in the nick of time
Got to you in the nick of time
Got to you in the nick of time
Got to you in the nick of time
Got to you in the nick of time
Got to you in the nick of time
Got to you in the nick of time
Got to you in the nick of time
Gotta take you out, kid.
Gotta take you out, kid.
Granville and Baxter would gain power of attorney over the estate.
Granville and Baxter would gain power of attorney over the estate.
Granville and Baxter. As far as I know, they got nothin' to do with the Mets.
Granville and Baxter. As far as I know, they got nothin' to do with the Mets.
Great! Great! Don't be ridiculous. Put that away.
Great! Great! Don't be ridiculous. Put that away.
Ha! We'll push your face!
Ha! We'll push your face!
Hackensack Bulls, huh?
Hackensack Bulls, huh?
Hackensack Bulls. (CHUCKLES)
Hackensack Bulls. (CHUCKLES)
Has been bought out by Wometco Petroleum
Has been bought out by Wometco Petroleum
Have been pumping scandalous amounts of money
Have been pumping scandalous amounts of money
Have to keep those books straight, don't we, darling?
Have to keep those books straight, don't we, darling?
Having a wonderful time. Wish you were here.
Having a wonderful time. Wish you were here.
Having nothing but the receipt for your expenses and the clothes on your back.
Having nothing but the receipt for your expenses and the clothes on your back.
He bought prime time on every station?
He bought prime time on every station?
He didn't mean anything by that.
He didn't mean anything by that.
He didn't mean that. You can't quote him on that.
He didn't mean that. You can't quote him on that.
He didn't pick it up, so they gave it to me.
He didn't pick it up, so they gave it to me.
He doesn't even understand the rules yet. Let's see him get out of this one.
He doesn't even understand the rules yet. Let's see him get out of this one.
He gets a little cranky like this.
He gets a little cranky like this.
He got all bent out of shape
He got all bent out of shape
He had on 30 days ago.
He had on 30 days ago.
He had to keep it a secret.
He had to keep it a secret.
He just got lucky, that's all, Monty.
He just got lucky, that's all, Monty.
He just made you $10 million.
He just made you $10 million.
He stunned the crowd here at Weatherby's auction house
He stunned the crowd here at Weatherby's auction house
He sure does.
He sure does.
He went out West.
He went out West.
He's a big league money man.
He's a big league money man.
He's callin' me from jail.
He's callin' me from jail.
He's havin' a wonderful day! (LAUGHS)
He's havin' a wonderful day! (LAUGHS)
He's in a bar celebrating his victory.
He's in a bar celebrating his victory.
He's involved with the Sierra Club, anti nuclear movement, UNICEF.
He's involved with the Sierra Club, anti nuclear movement, UNICEF.
He's made a fool of you and of your ex wife.
He's made a fool of you and of your ex wife.
He's running spots in all 52 states
He's running spots in all 52 states
He's trying to do some good with his money.
He's trying to do some good with his money.
Hear this crowd go crazy.
Hear this crowd go crazy.
Heller and Salvino are both just a couple of overgrown wharf rats.
Heller and Salvino are both just a couple of overgrown wharf rats.
Here we go, Monty. Right into Porky's glove.
Here we go, Monty. Right into Porky's glove.
Here, have a drink.
Here, have a drink.
Here, I'll quote it for you.
Here, I'll quote it for you.
Here's the bad news. I did exactly what you wanted me to do.
Here's the bad news. I did exactly what you wanted me to do.
Here's the mail.
Here's the mail.
Hey, 9:15. It's way past your bedtime, Miss Drake.
Hey, 9:15. It's way past your bedtime, Miss Drake.
Hey, Brewster. Man, get a massage. Come down.
Hey, Brewster. Man, get a massage. Come down.
Hey, can I help it if a guy can't take a joke?
Hey, can I help it if a guy can't take a joke?
Hey, Charley, welcome to New York City!
Hey, Charley, welcome to New York City!
Hey, Collins, you got trouble with your glove,
Hey, Collins, you got trouble with your glove,
Hey, Dixon, I saw your wife on television, too.
Hey, Dixon, I saw your wife on television, too.
Hey, hold still for the camera, Mr. Brewster.
Hey, hold still for the camera, Mr. Brewster.
Hey, honey!
Hey, honey!
Hey, Ken Dixon, man.
Hey, Ken Dixon, man.
Hey, look at all the suits I got.
Hey, look at all the suits I got.
Hey, look at it this way, Brewster.
Hey, look at it this way, Brewster.
Hey, shut up. I accept. (CHUCKLES)
Hey, shut up. I accept. (CHUCKLES)
Hey, wait a minute!
Hey, wait a minute!
Hey, what the hell, this is the New York Yankees!
Hey, what the hell, this is the New York Yankees!
Hey, what's this? Screw you! This is a free country!
Hey, what's this? Screw you! This is a free country!
Hey, you did good, Brewster. Real good.
Hey, you did good, Brewster. Real good.
Hey, you guys! Let's go out there and kick a little ass!
Hey, you guys! Let's go out there and kick a little ass!
Hey, you had a great season this year, Mr. Dixon.
Hey, you had a great season this year, Mr. Dixon.
Hey, you heard him. He said he doesn't want it.
Hey, you heard him. He said he doesn't want it.
Hey, you look good. Real big league. (CHUCKLES)
Hey, you look good. Real big league. (CHUCKLES)
Hey, you're a terrible liar, Warren,
Hey, you're a terrible liar, Warren,
Hey! Everybody! Anybody want to go to lunch?
Hey! Everybody! Anybody want to go to lunch?
Hey. Think of what that means to all those thirsty Arab farmers! It's great!
Hey. Think of what that means to all those thirsty Arab farmers! It's great!
Hey...
Hey...
Hi, guys.
Hi, guys.
Hi, operator? Mr. Brewster's suite, please.
Hi, operator? Mr. Brewster's suite, please.
Hi.
Hi.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hold it, hold it, hold it, sister. Take it easy.
Hold it, hold it, hold it, sister. Take it easy.
Honestly, I'm fine.
Honestly, I'm fine.
How about a bottle of champagne?
How about a bottle of champagne?
How about a glass of champagne, Mr. Brewster?
How about a glass of champagne, Mr. Brewster?
How about that, Biff?
How about that, Biff?
How come everybody ain't dancing and having a good time?
How come everybody ain't dancing and having a good time?
How do you do?
How do you do?
How do you do? I've heard so much about you.
How do you do? I've heard so much about you.
How do you expect to find that kind of support for that position?
How do you expect to find that kind of support for that position?
How do you like the new uniforms?
How do you like the new uniforms?
How do you plead? Guilty or not guilty?
How do you plead? Guilty or not guilty?
How expensive?
How expensive?
How many people have you hired already, Mr. Brewster?
How many people have you hired already, Mr. Brewster?
How Mr. Brewster conducts himself with his inheritance.
How Mr. Brewster conducts himself with his inheritance.
How much is he paying you?
How much is he paying you?
How would you like to be my personal driver for the next 30 days at $5,000 a week?
How would you like to be my personal driver for the next 30 days at $5,000 a week?
How would you like to settle out of court
How would you like to settle out of court
How's it going, buddy?
How's it going, buddy?
I admire your work. You're a great hitter.
I admire your work. You're a great hitter.
I ain't in the mood for no jokes!
I ain't in the mood for no jokes!
I ain't tellin' Drake shit. My lips are sealed.
I ain't tellin' Drake shit. My lips are sealed.
I almost forgot.
I almost forgot.
I almost let the cat out of the bag, Uncle Rupert.
I almost let the cat out of the bag, Uncle Rupert.
I am going to decorate your apartment for free.
I am going to decorate your apartment for free.
I am going to do for you a postmodern fantasy in here.
I am going to do for you a postmodern fantasy in here.
I am sick and tired of acting like a rich asshole for everybody.
I am sick and tired of acting like a rich asshole for everybody.
I believe everything you're wearing belongs to us, Mr. Brewster.
I believe everything you're wearing belongs to us, Mr. Brewster.
I believe in being honest, Brewster. No bullshit.
I believe in being honest, Brewster. No bullshit.
I better move my limousine.
I better move my limousine.
I blew it. I'm burned out.
I blew it. I'm burned out.
I called 'em a couple of overgrown wharf rats
I called 'em a couple of overgrown wharf rats
I can get any team out for three innings. Any team.
I can get any team out for three innings. Any team.
I can't believe it either.
I can't believe it either.
I can't believe it! I quit!
I can't believe it! I quit!
I could spend that tonight in my sleep.
I could spend that tonight in my sleep.
I did the best I could. That wasn't that man's fault.
I did the best I could. That wasn't that man's fault.
I didn't bring my wallet, guys.
I didn't bring my wallet, guys.
I didn't do anything wrong, baby.
I didn't do anything wrong, baby.
I didn't mean to do it
I didn't mean to do it
I didn't think anybody would take me serious.
I didn't think anybody would take me serious.
I didn't think you were supposed to use
I didn't think you were supposed to use
I don't believe it. Oh, how tasteless.
I don't believe it. Oh, how tasteless.
I don't care!
I don't care!
I don't even understand anymore.
I don't even understand anymore.
I don't expect to get support.
I don't expect to get support.
I don't know, Mr. Brewster.
I don't know, Mr. Brewster.
I don't see that that has anything to do with anything.
I don't see that that has anything to do with anything.
I don't see what you could possibly be celebrating
I don't see what you could possibly be celebrating
I don't think I'm gonna pull this off, do you?
I don't think I'm gonna pull this off, do you?
I don't think it's racial, you know,
I don't think it's racial, you know,
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think you inherited me with your money, Mr. Brewster.
I don't think you inherited me with your money, Mr. Brewster.
I don't wanna be mayor. I never did.
I don't wanna be mayor. I never did.
I don't want any interest!
I don't want any interest!
I don't want it! I'm gonna give it to charity!
I don't want it! I'm gonna give it to charity!
I don't. I just think maybe it was a phase I was going through.
I don't. I just think maybe it was a phase I was going through.
I doubt it. That's why I put a special wimp clause in my will.
I doubt it. That's why I put a special wimp clause in my will.
I figure tonight's agenda looks about the same.
I figure tonight's agenda looks about the same.
I figure voting for Salvino or Heller
I figure voting for Salvino or Heller
I figured, What difference does $38,000 make?
I figured, What difference does $38,000 make?
I forgot to give her the receipt, that's all.
I forgot to give her the receipt, that's all.
I got rid of all your iceberg stocks.
I got rid of all your iceberg stocks.
I got to spend money, right?
I got to spend money, right?
I got to you
I got to you
I got to you in the nick of time
I got to you in the nick of time
I got to you in the nick of time
I got to you in the nick of time
I gotta check out something, see if it's real first. Are you interested?
I gotta check out something, see if it's real first. Are you interested?
I gotta get full value for my money.
I gotta get full value for my money.
I gotta stop here at my desk and get my messages.
I gotta stop here at my desk and get my messages.
I guess I can let you in on it now.
I guess I can let you in on it now.
I guess I didn't do so good. I still got $20,000 left.
I guess I didn't do so good. I still got $20,000 left.
I guess you'd have to call that his change up, eh, Biff?
I guess you'd have to call that his change up, eh, Biff?
I had to rent this quarter from my accountant.
I had to rent this quarter from my accountant.
I had to rent this quarter from my accountant.
I had to rent this quarter from my accountant.
I hate to see what he could do if he was serious.
I hate to see what he could do if he was serious.
I have depositions here from over a dozen eyewitnesses.
I have depositions here from over a dozen eyewitnesses.
I just think this is unforgivable.
I just think this is unforgivable.
I knew it! I knew it!
I knew it! I knew it!
I know that guy! That's the guy that wanted to date me,
I know that guy! That's the guy that wanted to date me,
I know what you're thinking, Brewster.
I know what you're thinking, Brewster.
I know you got something to prove,
I know you got something to prove,
I know you think you can buy up
I know you think you can buy up
I know. You don't want charity.
I know. You don't want charity.
I like your hotel. My friends like your hotel.
I like your hotel. My friends like your hotel.
I love you.
I love you.
I make the guy $10 million and he acts like it's a funeral.
I make the guy $10 million and he acts like it's a funeral.
I may want to send you to the files.
I may want to send you to the files.
I mean, after a game, we've got to relax, we gotta come down.
I mean, after a game, we've got to relax, we gotta come down.
I mean, I'm not saying no. Not at all. I'm not saying that.
I mean, I'm not saying no. Not at all. I'm not saying that.
I mean, it's a job. It's gonna be...
I mean, it's a job. It's gonna be...
I mean, these are just things that politicians use
I mean, these are just things that politicians use
I mean, they look exhausted.
I mean, they look exhausted.
I mean, you were telling me how you never get to see your fiance.
I mean, you were telling me how you never get to see your fiance.
I mean, you've paid us all so much money,
I mean, you've paid us all so much money,
I must admit it took my very best line
I must admit it took my very best line
I must say, mailing that stamp was quite ingenious.
I must say, mailing that stamp was quite ingenious.
I never had any friends.
I never had any friends.
I never said anything about the Mets. Mr. Brewster did.
I never said anything about the Mets. Mr. Brewster did.
I never wear a suit and a tie. Never.
I never wear a suit and a tie. Never.
I only have $38,000 left.
I only have $38,000 left.
I plead innocent.
I plead innocent.
I promise not to spend any money,
I promise not to spend any money,
I realize you're not very interested
I realize you're not very interested
I really don't feel very good. I'm starting to lose feeling in my legs.
I really don't feel very good. I'm starting to lose feeling in my legs.
I saved almost every penny you gave me.
I saved almost every penny you gave me.
I saw that game in Boston...
I saw that game in Boston...
I see. Too bad.
I see. Too bad.
I think a leave of absence can be arranged.
I think a leave of absence can be arranged.
I think I just inherited $30 million!
I think I just inherited $30 million!
I think it's only fair to tell Mr. Brewster about the conditions of the will.
I think it's only fair to tell Mr. Brewster about the conditions of the will.
I think the people should keep their money.
I think the people should keep their money.
I think they're kind of cute.
I think they're kind of cute.
I think they're slime. You can quote me on that.
I think they're slime. You can quote me on that.
I think we should consider the possibility of psychiatric help.
I think we should consider the possibility of psychiatric help.
I think you might be proud of what's happened in this city today.
I think you might be proud of what's happened in this city today.
I think you're a hell of a nice man,
I think you're a hell of a nice man,
I think you're beginning to recognize how simple and pure this idea is.
I think you're beginning to recognize how simple and pure this idea is.
I thought maybe I could escort you to the party.
I thought maybe I could escort you to the party.
I thought my Uncle Rupert didn't like losers.
I thought my Uncle Rupert didn't like losers.
I thought None of the above was a pretty good idea.
I thought None of the above was a pretty good idea.
I thought this was a free party.
I thought this was a free party.
I thought would come up here and meet you, mano a mano.
I thought would come up here and meet you, mano a mano.
I told you they want me.
I told you they want me.
I try for the whole thing and I fail?
I try for the whole thing and I fail?
I understand it cost $600,000, according to Miss Drake.
I understand it cost $600,000, according to Miss Drake.
I wanna ask the question.
I wanna ask the question.
I wanna meet your family.
I wanna meet your family.
I wanna thank you for coming out today
I wanna thank you for coming out today
I want business done. That's the way it should be.
I want business done. That's the way it should be.
I want everything on film. I need a record of it.
I want everything on film. I need a record of it.
I want to die in this room, Marilyn.
I want to die in this room, Marilyn.
I want to sell my stock in the iceberg!
I want to sell my stock in the iceberg!
I was gonna save this for a rainy day.
I was gonna save this for a rainy day.
I will only take 15% of your profits after taxes.
I will only take 15% of your profits after taxes.
I wish you had the dough to keep it, Monty.
I wish you had the dough to keep it, Monty.
I won't be like this anymore.
I won't be like this anymore.
I would recommend you immediately dispatch a courier to Switzerland
I would recommend you immediately dispatch a courier to Switzerland
I would remove that from the court records. I would...
I would remove that from the court records. I would...
I, uh, realize that it's a rather unorthodox request,
I, uh, realize that it's a rather unorthodox request,
I'd like to bet on every long shot in every race,
I'd like to bet on every long shot in every race,
I'd like to call your attention to this area right here.
I'd like to call your attention to this area right here.
I'd like to see your most expensive stamp.
I'd like to see your most expensive stamp.
I'd like to take my hat off to the Yankees.
I'd like to take my hat off to the Yankees.
I'd pay her $100,000, if that's not an insult.
I'd pay her $100,000, if that's not an insult.
I'd pay you, of course. Uh, $250,000?
I'd pay you, of course. Uh, $250,000?
I'd say the stamp he bought is a considerable asset.
I'd say the stamp he bought is a considerable asset.
I'll buy you a cab later, huh?
I'll buy you a cab later, huh?
I'll give you a receipt.
I'll give you a receipt.
I'll just spend it. I can't take it.
I'll just spend it. I can't take it.
I'll make an exception in your case, Mr. Brewster.
I'll make an exception in your case, Mr. Brewster.
I'll pay you $2,000 a week to be the chief of my security.
I'll pay you $2,000 a week to be the chief of my security.
I'll see ya.
I'll see ya.
I'll take you with me tonight, we'll get you drunk.
I'll take you with me tonight, we'll get you drunk.
I'll tell ya now, I'll tell ya now, it's raining.
I'll tell ya now, I'll tell ya now, it's raining.
I'll tell you what's goin' on...
I'll tell you what's goin' on...
I'll try the bus. A good place to start the evening off.
I'll try the bus. A good place to start the evening off.
I'm a completely neutral observer.
I'm a completely neutral observer.
I'm about to go into negotiations to buy the team.
I'm about to go into negotiations to buy the team.
I'm afraid not, Mr. Brewster. Rupert Horn was your great uncle.
I'm afraid not, Mr. Brewster. Rupert Horn was your great uncle.
I'm afraid that I'm gonna have to order a full investigation,
I'm afraid that I'm gonna have to order a full investigation,
I'm afraid that too is a secret.
I'm afraid that too is a secret.
I'm afraid the company's requiring
I'm afraid the company's requiring
I'm afraid you'll have to leave now.
I'm afraid you'll have to leave now.
I'm fed up.
I'm fed up.
I'm forming a corporation tonight,
I'm forming a corporation tonight,
I'm glad you did that, Brewster, because...
I'm glad you did that, Brewster, because...
I'm going to do to you what my daddy did to me.
I'm going to do to you what my daddy did to me.
I'm gonna get drunk.
I'm gonna get drunk.
I'm gonna go for the 300 million.
I'm gonna go for the 300 million.
I'm gonna go warm up, Miss Drake.
I'm gonna go warm up, Miss Drake.
I'm gonna make you so sick of spending money
I'm gonna make you so sick of spending money
I'm gonna need an attorney, Miss Drake.
I'm gonna need an attorney, Miss Drake.
I'm gonna put you on my Christmas card list.
I'm gonna put you on my Christmas card list.
I'm gonna recommend your shop to all my friends.
I'm gonna recommend your shop to all my friends.
I'm gonna take this and I'm gonna get tore up.
I'm gonna take this and I'm gonna get tore up.
I'm gonna take you to court, Brewster.
I'm gonna take you to court, Brewster.
I'm gonna teach you to hate spending money.
I'm gonna teach you to hate spending money.
I'm gonna throw a party tonight back at the hotel in New York
I'm gonna throw a party tonight back at the hotel in New York
I'm here to buy your votes.
I'm here to buy your votes.
I'm like an X Erox machine.
I'm like an X Erox machine.
I'm not falling for that trick. Uh uh. No settlements.
I'm not falling for that trick. Uh uh. No settlements.
I'm not the person that you think I am now, either.
I'm not the person that you think I am now, either.
I'm okay. It's gonna be great.
I'm okay. It's gonna be great.
I'm outta money.
I'm outta money.
I'm right back where I started, damn it!
I'm right back where I started, damn it!
I'm so confident of my ability to make you money,
I'm so confident of my ability to make you money,
I'm stuck with you.
I'm stuck with you.
I'm sure New York is full of decorators who would die for that kind of opportunity.
I'm sure New York is full of decorators who would die for that kind of opportunity.
I'm terribly sorry.
I'm terribly sorry.
I'm the driver too.
I'm the driver too.
I'm working late. Closing out Brewster's account.
I'm working late. Closing out Brewster's account.
I've always had a soft spot in my heart for artists and, uh,
I've always had a soft spot in my heart for artists and, uh,
I've been looking everywhere
I've been looking everywhere
I've got wonderful news for you, Monty.
I've got wonderful news for you, Monty.
I've heard so much about you.
I've heard so much about you.
I've outlived them all, except you.
I've outlived them all, except you.
If bullshit were money, I'd be a millionaire.
If bullshit were money, I'd be a millionaire.
If I gave you a million dollars for this iceberg thing,
If I gave you a million dollars for this iceberg thing,
If it's the money you're worried about, don't.
If it's the money you're worried about, don't.
If you can do it, you get 300 million.
If you can do it, you get 300 million.
If you know what I mean.
If you know what I mean.
If you think the job's too big for you to handle, just say no.
If you think the job's too big for you to handle, just say no.
If you wanna know the truth,
If you wanna know the truth,
If you're in his employ,
If you're in his employ,
In here. Let's go!
In here. Let's go!
In New York City for the first time to tune up
In New York City for the first time to tune up
In order to secure tax benefits within the Common Market.
In order to secure tax benefits within the Common Market.
In order to secure tax benefits within the Common Market.
In order to secure tax benefits within the Common Market.
In other news...
In other news...
In the nick of time
In the nick of time
In the nick of time
In the nick of time
In the view of this station,
In the view of this station,
In what Marilyn and I are doing,
In what Marilyn and I are doing,
In, uh, about 20 minutes.
In, uh, about 20 minutes.
Inherited $30 million tax free
Inherited $30 million tax free
Into slick advertising campaigns
Into slick advertising campaigns
Is he a genius, or is he a genius? (LAUGHS)
Is he a genius, or is he a genius? (LAUGHS)
Is he a good pitcher? He's enthusiastic.
Is he a good pitcher? He's enthusiastic.
Is just as silly as them running for office.
Is just as silly as them running for office.
Is one of the strongest organizations in the world petroleum market.
Is one of the strongest organizations in the world petroleum market.
Is stopped by the fabric.
Is stopped by the fabric.
Is that if you're nude and you get a massage, that's the best thing for ya.
Is that if you're nude and you get a massage, that's the best thing for ya.
Is whether the city of New York is for sale,
Is whether the city of New York is for sale,
Isn't that fortunate?
Isn't that fortunate?
It could make it easier for us if you could act as our eyes and ears.
It could make it easier for us if you could act as our eyes and ears.
It could make it easier for us if you could act as our eyes and ears."
It could make it easier for us if you could act as our eyes and ears."
It doesn't matter. Champagne, anything, as long as I'm here.
It doesn't matter. Champagne, anything, as long as I'm here.
It is, indeed, Mr. Brewster.
It is, indeed, Mr. Brewster.
It means that you and Monty seem to be getting along awfully well.
It means that you and Monty seem to be getting along awfully well.
It was a condition of his great uncle's will.
It was a condition of his great uncle's will.
It was a perfectly honest mistake.
It was a perfectly honest mistake.
It'll be our little insurance policy.
It'll be our little insurance policy.
It'll take about 20 years to dry off where you're goin'.
It'll take about 20 years to dry off where you're goin'.
It's a great idea. What's your name?
It's a great idea. What's your name?
It's a party!
It's a party!
It's a place where a glass of ice water can cost $5.00 a glass, sir.
It's a place where a glass of ice water can cost $5.00 a glass, sir.
It's a pleasure to be on the same field with you, Mr. Dixon.
It's a pleasure to be on the same field with you, Mr. Dixon.
It's a very heated exchange.
It's a very heated exchange.
It's after 3:00, Mr. Brewster.
It's after 3:00, Mr. Brewster.
It's all right. All right, all right, come on.
It's all right. All right, all right, come on.
It's all right. It's all right.
It's all right. It's all right.
It's goin' great.
It's goin' great.
It's hard sometimes.
It's hard sometimes.
It's just an advance.
It's just an advance.
It's just that I can't stand seeing these people take advantage of you anymore.
It's just that I can't stand seeing these people take advantage of you anymore.
It's like that old saying,
It's like that old saying,
It's my left. It's always my left.
It's my left. It's always my left.
It's not all downhill. I mean, I still got...
It's not all downhill. I mean, I still got...
It's only 'cause he's getting psyched up for a big game.
It's only 'cause he's getting psyched up for a big game.
It's only for a month, darling.
It's only for a month, darling.
It's quite difficult to spend money without accumulating assets,
It's quite difficult to spend money without accumulating assets,
It's ready, sir. What do you think?
It's ready, sir. What do you think?
It's simple. They don't want you guys.
It's simple. They don't want you guys.
It's the Committee to Ban Contact Sports.
It's the Committee to Ban Contact Sports.
It's the decorator's left.
It's the decorator's left.
It's the nature of the game.
It's the nature of the game.
It's the Yankees.
It's the Yankees.
It's yours!
It's yours!
Jake here. I'm in Hackensack.
Jake here. I'm in Hackensack.
Jake, I'd like to hire you as my official photographer.
Jake, I'd like to hire you as my official photographer.
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus.
Jesus.
Johnson, you're 26 years old, right?
Johnson, you're 26 years old, right?
Just as soon as he signs that paper.
Just as soon as he signs that paper.
Just forget it, okay?
Just forget it, okay?
Just in case any New Yorkers are on vacation.
Just in case any New Yorkers are on vacation.
Just smile.
Just smile.
Just the clothes on my back. That's what they said.
Just the clothes on my back. That's what they said.
Keep this, too.
Keep this, too.
Ken Dixon driving one out of here, a grand slam home run
Ken Dixon driving one out of here, a grand slam home run
Kill the commercial, fellas. We're gonna stay right here.
Kill the commercial, fellas. We're gonna stay right here.
Kinda like a kid in a candy store, you know what I mean?
Kinda like a kid in a candy store, you know what I mean?
Knock it a long distance for me!
Knock it a long distance for me!
Leave or you'll be fired.
Leave or you'll be fired.
Left here for me to add up,
Left here for me to add up,
Let me tell you a little story, Brewster.
Let me tell you a little story, Brewster.
Let me tell you something about athletes.
Let me tell you something about athletes.
Let me... (GASPS)
Let me... (GASPS)
Let's do a 6 4 3. Pepper it up!
Let's do a 6 4 3. Pepper it up!
Let's do some business, and kick some butt around here!
Let's do some business, and kick some butt around here!
Let's drink to it.
Let's drink to it.
Let's get to the bottom line, right?
Let's get to the bottom line, right?
Let's go to lunch.
Let's go to lunch.
Let's go, guys.
Let's go, guys.
Let's not waste the court's time.
Let's not waste the court's time.
Life just ain't worth livin'
Life just ain't worth livin'
Like I'm gonna take money from my best friend.
Like I'm gonna take money from my best friend.
Listen to me, I pissed off so much money,
Listen to me, I pissed off so much money,
Listen to me. What are you doin'?
Listen to me. What are you doin'?
Listen to that scattered applause here in Hackensack.
Listen to that scattered applause here in Hackensack.
Listen to that scattered applause here in Hackensack.
Listen to that scattered applause here in Hackensack.
Listen, get your wrap. You go away, and you could come back tomorrow.
Listen, get your wrap. You go away, and you could come back tomorrow.
Listen, I want to bet $50,000 that Loyola wins!
Listen, I want to bet $50,000 that Loyola wins!
Listen, since Warren's not around,
Listen, since Warren's not around,
Listen, tomorrow things will be different.
Listen, tomorrow things will be different.
Listen. I'll tell you what. For the next month,
Listen. I'll tell you what. For the next month,
Lock them. Throw away the key. Hello, Drake.
Lock them. Throw away the key. Hello, Drake.
Locked me in the closet for three days and three nights
Locked me in the closet for three days and three nights
Look, for the past five years, this guy's predicted 88%.
Look, for the past five years, this guy's predicted 88%.
Look, how can I make it any clearer for you?
Look, how can I make it any clearer for you?
Look, I ain't supposed to tell you this, but here's who hired me.
Look, I ain't supposed to tell you this, but here's who hired me.
Look, I don't know what to say, but I guess this is it.
Look, I don't know what to say, but I guess this is it.
Look, I don't want a job. I'm his friend.
Look, I don't want a job. I'm his friend.
Look, I know I lost and everything,
Look, I know I lost and everything,
Look, I know you think I'm always complaining, but it's not that.
Look, I know you think I'm always complaining, but it's not that.
Look, I've finally figured this whole thing out.
Look, I've finally figured this whole thing out.
Look, just keep your eye out for Rudy, will you?
Look, just keep your eye out for Rudy, will you?
Look, look, here's my driver's license.
Look, look, here's my driver's license.
Look, Warren, I'm not very happy with this whole situation.
Look, Warren, I'm not very happy with this whole situation.
Look, with the exception of a few nice suits that I bought,
Look, with the exception of a few nice suits that I bought,
Looked like I was going for good
Looked like I was going for good
Looks like you've got a busy evening ahead of you.
Looks like you've got a busy evening ahead of you.
Loyola vs. Notre Dame in a field hockey game? This is fabulous.
Loyola vs. Notre Dame in a field hockey game? This is fabulous.
MAN: Let's go, Brew!
MAN: Let's go, Brew!
Marie Therese chandelier...
Marie Therese chandelier...
Marilyn makes a rather good living at it.
Marilyn makes a rather good living at it.
Marilyn's really outdone herself this time, don't you think?
Marilyn's really outdone herself this time, don't you think?
Maybe I should've took Uncle Rupert's wimp clause.
Maybe I should've took Uncle Rupert's wimp clause.
Maybe you're not as thorough as you think you are.
Maybe you're not as thorough as you think you are.
Minor league baseball pitcher who earlier today
Minor league baseball pitcher who earlier today
Miss Drake, I don't know how to explain this to you, but...
Miss Drake, I don't know how to explain this to you, but...
Miss Drake, your chariot awaits!
Miss Drake, your chariot awaits!
Miss Drake! This is a private meeting.
Miss Drake! This is a private meeting.
Miss Drake. This is Mr. Brewster, the client we briefed you about.
Miss Drake. This is Mr. Brewster, the client we briefed you about.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Money? (MUTTERS)
Money? (MUTTERS)
Montgomery Brewster! I have been reading about you in the newspaper.
Montgomery Brewster! I have been reading about you in the newspaper.
Monty Brewster is withdrawing from the election.
Monty Brewster is withdrawing from the election.
Monty Brewster peers in at his sign
Monty Brewster peers in at his sign
Monty Brewster. That's me, right?
Monty Brewster. That's me, right?
Monty looks so tiny out there.
Monty looks so tiny out there.
Monty, good news, pal. Good news.
Monty, good news, pal. Good news.
Monty, I'm real sorry about you retiring from baseball.
Monty, I'm real sorry about you retiring from baseball.
Monty, listen to me. This is Spike, your old pal.
Monty, listen to me. This is Spike, your old pal.
Monty, the man doesn't want the $100,000.
Monty, the man doesn't want the $100,000.
Monty, the Mets don't want you, all right?
Monty, the Mets don't want you, all right?
Monty, this is Hackensack, New Jersey.
Monty, this is Hackensack, New Jersey.
Monty! Hey, old Monty, old pal!
Monty! Hey, old Monty, old pal!
Monty! How are you doin', pal?
Monty! How are you doin', pal?
Mr. Brewster and Mr. Nolan,
Mr. Brewster and Mr. Nolan,
Mr. Brewster, have you taken positions on any of the issues facing the city?
Mr. Brewster, have you taken positions on any of the issues facing the city?
Mr. Brewster, I don't think you're a loser.
Mr. Brewster, I don't think you're a loser.
Mr. Brewster, I have been hired to keep your accounts
Mr. Brewster, I have been hired to keep your accounts
Mr. Brewster, I want you to know
Mr. Brewster, I want you to know
Mr. Brewster, I would love to accommodate you and your friends,
Mr. Brewster, I would love to accommodate you and your friends,
Mr. Brewster, what are you going to do with all that money?
Mr. Brewster, what are you going to do with all that money?
Mr. Brewster, you could hire a fleet of limousines for that money!
Mr. Brewster, you could hire a fleet of limousines for that money!
Mr. Brewster, you still have two full minutes.
Mr. Brewster, you still have two full minutes.
Mr. Brewster!
Mr. Brewster!
Mr. Brewster!
Mr. Brewster!
Mr. Brewster! Mr. Brewster!
Mr. Brewster! Mr. Brewster!
Mr. Brewster's here.
Mr. Brewster's here.
Mr. Donaldo, we're accepting contributions for Mr. Brewster
Mr. Donaldo, we're accepting contributions for Mr. Brewster
Mr. Horn was our most important client.
Mr. Horn was our most important client.
Mr. Rough and Ready, Ken Dixon stepping in for the Yanks. Biff?
Mr. Rough and Ready, Ken Dixon stepping in for the Yanks. Biff?
Mr. Roundfield, you're a real nice man.
Mr. Roundfield, you're a real nice man.
My daddy caught me smokin' a cigar.
My daddy caught me smokin' a cigar.
My ex wife Marilyn's a decorator, and a lot of it rubbed off on me.
My ex wife Marilyn's a decorator, and a lot of it rubbed off on me.
My first loyalty would always be to the firm.
My first loyalty would always be to the firm.
My God. I hear you're a swell fellow. We're drinking some champagne.
My God. I hear you're a swell fellow. We're drinking some champagne.
My job is not to interpret reality.
My job is not to interpret reality.
My lucky day, huh, Warren?
My lucky day, huh, Warren?
My name is J.B. Donaldo,
My name is J.B. Donaldo,
My pleasure.
My pleasure.
My senior vice president, uh, Spike Nolan!
My senior vice president, uh, Spike Nolan!
Nah. This ain't football.
Nah. This ain't football.
Needless to say, we'll be offering you the special 24% interest rate
Needless to say, we'll be offering you the special 24% interest rate
New talent. Young kids.
New talent. Young kids.
NEWSCASTER: Well, you can call it outrageous.
NEWSCASTER: Well, you can call it outrageous.
Newscasters, TV, radio.
Newscasters, TV, radio.
Nice friend I turned out to be.
Nice friend I turned out to be.
Nice man.
Nice man.
Nice meeting you.
Nice meeting you.
Nighty night? Charley! He doesn't believe me.
Nighty night? Charley! He doesn't believe me.
Nighty night? Charley! He doesn't believe me.
Nighty night? Charley! He doesn't believe me.
No food, Brewster. No water, just those goddamned cigars.
No food, Brewster. No water, just those goddamned cigars.
No matter how much money I offered them.
No matter how much money I offered them.
No scout comes here, you understand?
No scout comes here, you understand?
No votes for Brewster!
No votes for Brewster!
No, I don't want to lay anyone off.
No, I don't want to lay anyone off.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, not at all. That was just a coincidence.
No, no, not at all. That was just a coincidence.
No, sir, I won't lose sight of him.
No, sir, I won't lose sight of him.
No, sir, I'm not certain, but I'm gonna have a lot of fun findin' out.
No, sir, I'm not certain, but I'm gonna have a lot of fun findin' out.
No, sir. I don't want to sit down. I want to hear this standing up.
No, sir. I don't want to sit down. I want to hear this standing up.
No, that was his fastball.
No, that was his fastball.
No, you tell him. It was your idea.
No, you tell him. It was your idea.
No! Damn it!
No! Damn it!
No! Give me that!
No! Give me that!
No.
No.
No.
No.
Nobody helped me out in that closet with those cigars.
Nobody helped me out in that closet with those cigars.
None of the above.
None of the above.
Norris.
Norris.
Not bad for a guy that didn't finish his first year of college, wouldn't you say?
Not bad for a guy that didn't finish his first year of college, wouldn't you say?
Not everything, but a lot.
Not everything, but a lot.
Not to send money in to my candidacy.
Not to send money in to my candidacy.
Not yet, he hasn't. Not yet.
Not yet, he hasn't. Not yet.
Nothin' but the shirt on your back.
Nothin' but the shirt on your back.
Now go in there and get the $3 million and follow me!
Now go in there and get the $3 million and follow me!
Now has a par value of over $9.00 a share.
Now has a par value of over $9.00 a share.
Now let's not be rash with our newfound money.
Now let's not be rash with our newfound money.
Now that was a real asshole!
Now that was a real asshole!
Now, Eugene has helped me out with my investments.
Now, Eugene has helped me out with my investments.
Now, I got an idea. And here's what we're gonna do.
Now, I got an idea. And here's what we're gonna do.
Now, look. I know that this is none of my business,
Now, look. I know that this is none of my business,
Now, up here. This is the North Pole. It's an ice floe,
Now, up here. This is the North Pole. It's an ice floe,
Now...
Now...
Of course there's a catch.
Of course there's a catch.
Oh, and don't mention this conversation to Miss Drake or anyone else.
Oh, and don't mention this conversation to Miss Drake or anyone else.
Oh, by the way, how's the big game coming?
Oh, by the way, how's the big game coming?
Oh, God, you must be so nervous about this game today.
Oh, God, you must be so nervous about this game today.
Oh, guilty but with a real good excuse.
Oh, guilty but with a real good excuse.
Oh, how dare you?
Oh, how dare you?
Oh, I know this nice little restaurant near the place I grew up.
Oh, I know this nice little restaurant near the place I grew up.
Oh, I tell you. Great game. Two home runs.
Oh, I tell you. Great game. Two home runs.
Oh, is that all? I thought we did something wrong.
Oh, is that all? I thought we did something wrong.
Oh, is that awful.
Oh, is that awful.
Oh, Jesus! I've never seen that much money in my life!
Oh, Jesus! I've never seen that much money in my life!
Oh, living in materialistic reality
Oh, living in materialistic reality
Oh, look, there's Warren. That must be Marilyn. Hey!
Oh, look, there's Warren. That must be Marilyn. Hey!
Oh, Monty. Just the man I wanted to see.
Oh, Monty. Just the man I wanted to see.
Oh, no, Mr. Brewster. I can't accept this.
Oh, no, Mr. Brewster. I can't accept this.
Oh, no, no, no, no. This thing melts, and he knows it!
Oh, no, no, no, no. This thing melts, and he knows it!
Oh, no. I couldn't stand another one.
Oh, no. I couldn't stand another one.
Oh, thank God.
Oh, thank God.
Oh, that's excellent advice, Mr. Brewster,
Oh, that's excellent advice, Mr. Brewster,
Oh, that's the Chateau Lafite 1961. It's $400 a bottle.
Oh, that's the Chateau Lafite 1961. It's $400 a bottle.
Oh, that's very flattering, but I'm meeting my fiance.
Oh, that's very flattering, but I'm meeting my fiance.
Oh, Warren! Oh, are you okay?
Oh, Warren! Oh, are you okay?
Oh, we're gonna have a lot of fun with this kind of money.
Oh, we're gonna have a lot of fun with this kind of money.
Oh, what's this?
Oh, what's this?
Oh, yeah. I almost forgot.
Oh, yeah. I almost forgot.
Oh, yeah. You can't play baseball without a band.
Oh, yeah. You can't play baseball without a band.
Oh, yes, it's a pity, but he has no taste.
Oh, yes, it's a pity, but he has no taste.
Oh, yes, Mr. Brewster. It's very nice to meet you.
Oh, yes, Mr. Brewster. It's very nice to meet you.
Oh, yes. Right you are, Mr. Brewster.
Oh, yes. Right you are, Mr. Brewster.
Oh, you saved me
Oh, you saved me
Oh, you're doing fine, Warren.
Oh, you're doing fine, Warren.
Oh, you're doing great, but, uh,
Oh, you're doing great, but, uh,
Oh!
Oh!
Okay, boys.
Okay, boys.
Okay, here it comes. I took Eugene's advice, all right?
Okay, here it comes. I took Eugene's advice, all right?
Okay!
Okay!
Okay! You bozos are up to bat.
Okay! You bozos are up to bat.
Okay.
Okay.
One out to go! I'm yellin'.
One out to go! I'm yellin'.
One two, one two, one two.
One two, one two, one two.
One wife, black, produced your grandmother.
One wife, black, produced your grandmother.
One word out of you, fat boy,
One word out of you, fat boy,
Only taking what you want Oh, don't you see
Only taking what you want Oh, don't you see
Ooh, and you listen to these people?
Ooh, and you listen to these people?
Ooh! Go ahead, Monty. Now that's the Monty I know.
Ooh! Go ahead, Monty. Now that's the Monty I know.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Or you can go for the big one, Brewster.
Or you can go for the big one, Brewster.
Painters, writers, inventors... And I'm gonna form this business.
Painters, writers, inventors... And I'm gonna form this business.
Personally, I'd of done a few things differently, but...
Personally, I'd of done a few things differently, but...
Pick it up! The white ball. That's it!
Pick it up! The white ball. That's it!
Piss off $30 million. Makes a lot of sense, Uncle Rupert.
Piss off $30 million. Makes a lot of sense, Uncle Rupert.
Please! Hurry, please.
Please! Hurry, please.
Put it in a T bill. Is that so wrong?
Put it in a T bill. Is that so wrong?
Real professionals.
Real professionals.
Really, this is so out of left field,
Really, this is so out of left field,
Remember the Dawson and Clark account?
Remember the Dawson and Clark account?
REPORTER: Any prediction on the game this afternoon?
REPORTER: Any prediction on the game this afternoon?
Repulsive's not the word. We're all full of shit.
Repulsive's not the word. We're all full of shit.
Resisting arrest, and destruction of private property.
Resisting arrest, and destruction of private property.
Right now for $20,000 in cash?
Right now for $20,000 in cash?
Right.
Right.
Right. Come on. Let's get on the bus.
Right. Come on. Let's get on the bus.
Right. Right. Okay, just tell me one thing, Mr. Millionaire.
Right. Right. Okay, just tell me one thing, Mr. Millionaire.
Running for political office is extremely expensive, unless you win.
Running for political office is extremely expensive, unless you win.
Rupert Horn quarreled with his family back in the '30s.
Rupert Horn quarreled with his family back in the '30s.
Say it again!
Say it again!
Say, a $20,000 mistake in Brewster's favor.
Say, a $20,000 mistake in Brewster's favor.
Says 35.
Says 35.
See, I can't tell my closest friend,
See, I can't tell my closest friend,
See, the election was supposed to be a joke.
See, the election was supposed to be a joke.
See, the reason that he blew the $30 million
See, the reason that he blew the $30 million
See, we in the West give a massage like this, you know.
See, we in the West give a massage like this, you know.
She's a bad investment.
She's a bad investment.
She's really a very nice girl. You should get to know...
She's really a very nice girl. You should get to know...
She's right. You know where to hire limousines?
She's right. You know where to hire limousines?
Shut up! You too. Get in the goddamned car!
Shut up! You too. Get in the goddamned car!
Sign here, please.
Sign here, please.
Sign right here, son.
Sign right here, son.
Since he's currently insolvent.
Since he's currently insolvent.
Situations call for drastic measures
Situations call for drastic measures
So I could play catch with you?
So I could play catch with you?
So I guess this is goodbye.
So I guess this is goodbye.
So long.
So long.
So that Monty would think he'd already spent it.
So that Monty would think he'd already spent it.
So we could take the bus back to Long Island?
So we could take the bus back to Long Island?
So what are you doing in a Cubs jersey, huh?
So what are you doing in a Cubs jersey, huh?
So would you take this money, please?
So would you take this money, please?
So you were making advances to a woman who was clearly involved with another man.
So you were making advances to a woman who was clearly involved with another man.
So, here's my proposition.
So, here's my proposition.
So, what do you wanna talk about?
So, what do you wanna talk about?
Some old stamps, stuff like that.
Some old stamps, stuff like that.
Somebody saved me
Somebody saved me
Somebody saved me
Somebody saved me
Somebody saved me
Somebody saved me
Somebody saved me
Somebody saved me
Somebody saved me
Somebody saved me
Sounds easy, don't it?
Sounds easy, don't it?
Sounds more like a death knell.
Sounds more like a death knell.
Spike, you don't understand.
Spike, you don't understand.
Spike, You know what I'd like you to do?
Spike, You know what I'd like you to do?
Spike, you're beautiful, man. You... You are.
Spike, you're beautiful, man. You... You are.
SPIKE: (CHUCKLING) What are you talkin' about?
SPIKE: (CHUCKLING) What are you talkin' about?
SPIKE: Monty!
SPIKE: Monty!
SPIKE: That's just great. Do they know what they're talking about?
SPIKE: That's just great. Do they know what they're talking about?
Studies have shown sanctioned violence has a detrimental effect on our young people,
Studies have shown sanctioned violence has a detrimental effect on our young people,
Sugar man, just to talk to me
Sugar man, just to talk to me
Sure. There's no problem there, Monty.
Sure. There's no problem there, Monty.
Surely, no one could blame you for refusing such an eccentric gamble.
Surely, no one could blame you for refusing such an eccentric gamble.
Switchboard says it's Brewster.
Switchboard says it's Brewster.
Take it all back.
Take it all back.
Taught me one hell of a lesson.
Taught me one hell of a lesson.
Taxicab, Mr. Brewster?
Taxicab, Mr. Brewster?
Than I am this election, I can tell you that.
Than I am this election, I can tell you that.
Thank you both very much.
Thank you both very much.
Thank you very much. You're a real nice man.
Thank you very much. You're a real nice man.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. I'm just in time. Do you sell stamps?
Thank you. I'm just in time. Do you sell stamps?
Thanks a lot, baby.
Thanks a lot, baby.
Thanks for the loaning of the quarter.
Thanks for the loaning of the quarter.
Thanks for your help. (CHUCKLES)
Thanks for your help. (CHUCKLES)
Thanks, Chuck! Hey, Monty! Monty!
Thanks, Chuck! Hey, Monty! Monty!
That Brewster does not succeed in spending that $30 million, Warren.
That Brewster does not succeed in spending that $30 million, Warren.
That doesn't seem like a smart thing...
That doesn't seem like a smart thing...
That financial world wizard who came on the scene not long ago
That financial world wizard who came on the scene not long ago
That is not the point.
That is not the point.
That is true Yankee baseball there, my friend.
That is true Yankee baseball there, my friend.
That it finds itself unable to endorse
That it finds itself unable to endorse
That kind of language on television.
That kind of language on television.
That pitcher of yours thinks he's cute, don't he?
That pitcher of yours thinks he's cute, don't he?
That so far have demonstrated little more than their ability
That so far have demonstrated little more than their ability
That the full inheritance of $300 million is yours.
That the full inheritance of $300 million is yours.
That the mere sight of it will make you want to throw up.
That the mere sight of it will make you want to throw up.
That was a great speech you made, Brewster.
That was a great speech you made, Brewster.
That was a valiant effort.
That was a valiant effort.
That was Miss Drake. She says there's a mad bomber in the building.
That was Miss Drake. She says there's a mad bomber in the building.
That was my number when I played with the Cubs.
That was my number when I played with the Cubs.
That was Spike Nolan, he's the catcher for the Hackensack Bulls.
That was Spike Nolan, he's the catcher for the Hackensack Bulls.
That we want you to keep us apprised of.
That we want you to keep us apprised of.
That you actually don't want anyone to vote for you?
That you actually don't want anyone to vote for you?
That you're gonna be in debt to me for the rest of your life.
That you're gonna be in debt to me for the rest of your life.
That your people called my people.
That your people called my people.
That's a lot more than most people get.
That's a lot more than most people get.
That's all right. I mean, it happens to everyone sooner or later.
That's all right. I mean, it happens to everyone sooner or later.
That's all. I want to know who's got the brains in the family.
That's all. I want to know who's got the brains in the family.
That's comforting.
That's comforting.
That's for Montgomery Brewster.
That's for Montgomery Brewster.
That's good advice. Take the million.
That's good advice. Take the million.
That's good.
That's good.
That's instant disqualification.
That's instant disqualification.
That's more money than a lot of hardworking people earn in a year.
That's more money than a lot of hardworking people earn in a year.
That's real good.
That's real good.
That's Spike. We're buddies. We're all together.
That's Spike. We're buddies. We're all together.
That's sweet. I'll get this. Is it raining out?
That's sweet. I'll get this. Is it raining out?
That's the name.
That's the name.
That's very good, Heller. Very good.
That's very good, Heller. Very good.
That's what my grandmother used to say.
That's what my grandmother used to say.
That's why he gets so upset when he makes a profit.
That's why he gets so upset when he makes a profit.
That's why I love you, Charley.
That's why I love you, Charley.
The $30 million is deposited in a bank across the street.
The $30 million is deposited in a bank across the street.
The 300 million.
The 300 million.
The big story on Wall Street today is that Icebergs International
The big story on Wall Street today is that Icebergs International
The buy out will enable the parent company to free up...
The buy out will enable the parent company to free up...
The door's open. Come in.
The door's open. Come in.
The eccentric multimillionaire Montgomery Brewster
The eccentric multimillionaire Montgomery Brewster
The Hackensack Bulls.
The Hackensack Bulls.
The highest salary you've ever had is $11,000
The highest salary you've ever had is $11,000
The job carries a $60,000 annual salary
The job carries a $60,000 annual salary
The man just got $30 million given to him. This is a good day.
The man just got $30 million given to him. This is a good day.
The Mets!
The Mets!
The old man married twice. One wife, white, produced me.
The old man married twice. One wife, white, produced me.
The only issue being raised by the Heller Salvino debate
The only issue being raised by the Heller Salvino debate
The only thing not silly is the power of the people's vote.
The only thing not silly is the power of the people's vote.
The parking attendant left my car in first.
The parking attendant left my car in first.
The son of a bitch.
The son of a bitch.
The word is out on you. I had to lay these bets off all over town.
The word is out on you. I had to lay these bets off all over town.
The Yankees see this, they're really gonna rub it in.
The Yankees see this, they're really gonna rub it in.
The Yankees?
The Yankees?
Then he picked up some girl and took her back to the hotel.
Then he picked up some girl and took her back to the hotel.
Then when you lose it, you act so happy.
Then when you lose it, you act so happy.
Then you're hired. $100,000 a week plus 15%.
Then you're hired. $100,000 a week plus 15%.
There aren't any! There just aren't any!
There aren't any! There just aren't any!
There was a bar full of people. We're the only ones in jail.
There was a bar full of people. We're the only ones in jail.
There you go. Sorry I'm late. Allow me.
There you go. Sorry I'm late. Allow me.
There's a definite continuity to all the elements in the room.
There's a definite continuity to all the elements in the room.
There's gonna be sports writers out there.
There's gonna be sports writers out there.
There's gotta be a catch.
There's gotta be a catch.
There's just too much to be done around here.
There's just too much to be done around here.
There's no Mets in here! Wait a minute.
There's no Mets in here! Wait a minute.
There's no money for bail and no money for your fines.
There's no money for bail and no money for your fines.
There's nothing wrong with being a decorator.
There's nothing wrong with being a decorator.
They gave me $100 bills, Charley.
They gave me $100 bills, Charley.
They gave the both of you your unconditional releases.
They gave the both of you your unconditional releases.
They never heard from him again. They thought he was dead.
They never heard from him again. They thought he was dead.
They tell me you're my only living relative, Brewster.
They tell me you're my only living relative, Brewster.
They tried to pick us up.
They tried to pick us up.
They were the only big league team smart enough to let me play for 'em.
They were the only big league team smart enough to let me play for 'em.
They would administer it in some charitable fashion
They would administer it in some charitable fashion
They'll be occupied within the next two weeks.
They'll be occupied within the next two weeks.
They're getting all the people out of the hotel.
They're getting all the people out of the hotel.
They're gonna need it after this election.
They're gonna need it after this election.
Think of spending a million dollars a day for 30 days
Think of spending a million dollars a day for 30 days
This is a $125,000 car.
This is a $125,000 car.
This is a really wonderful suite you have, Mr. Brewster.
This is a really wonderful suite you have, Mr. Brewster.
This is Chuck Fleming, Action News, in midtown Manhattan.
This is Chuck Fleming, Action News, in midtown Manhattan.
This is incredible news! $30 million!
This is incredible news! $30 million!
This is my big day. I'm pitching against the New York Yankees.
This is my big day. I'm pitching against the New York Yankees.
This is not a scout. He's a cop, Monty. That's what he is.
This is not a scout. He's a cop, Monty. That's what he is.
This is our ticket to the big leagues!
This is our ticket to the big leagues!
This is precisely the kind of flagrant misuse of money
This is precisely the kind of flagrant misuse of money
This is real... Money.
This is real... Money.
This is something that could do both of us a world of good, if you know what I mean.
This is something that could do both of us a world of good, if you know what I mean.
This is the Arabian desert. It is a dry as a bone.
This is the Arabian desert. It is a dry as a bone.
This is the million dollars your great uncle spoke about.
This is the million dollars your great uncle spoke about.
This is the only known copy in existence.
This is the only known copy in existence.
This is the way I'll talk. How are you doing, Drake?
This is the way I'll talk. How are you doing, Drake?
This is unreported income,
This is unreported income,
This is very important, and I need to see you now.
This is very important, and I need to see you now.
This man does not represent me, Your Honor.
This man does not represent me, Your Honor.
This man's going to be paralyzed for life.
This man's going to be paralyzed for life.
This may be the first intelligent thing he's done
This may be the first intelligent thing he's done
This one's especially cute.
This one's especially cute.
This station is sorry to report
This station is sorry to report
This was made for Johnny Bench.
This was made for Johnny Bench.
This way, you get to see him every day.
This way, you get to see him every day.
This whole team's going to shit, and we're gonna miss the play offs.
This whole team's going to shit, and we're gonna miss the play offs.
Those Yankees look so big. Can he get hurt?
Those Yankees look so big. Can he get hurt?
Throw it in to Porky!
Throw it in to Porky!
Till 3:30 in a bar last night,
Till 3:30 in a bar last night,
Till I can start up a neighborhood
Till I can start up a neighborhood
Time.
Time.
To add to the confusion of today's events,
To add to the confusion of today's events,
To find someone who's right
To find someone who's right
To give Angela the receipt? I know.
To give Angela the receipt? I know.
To see to it that neither my opponents nor me win the election.
To see to it that neither my opponents nor me win the election.
To slander each other and squander campaign contributions.
To slander each other and squander campaign contributions.
To trick you into thinking that they're respectable.
To trick you into thinking that they're respectable.
To vote for none of the above.
To vote for none of the above.
Try catching it with your ass!
Try catching it with your ass!
Turn on a radio or a TV set or pick up a newspaper.
Turn on a radio or a TV set or pick up a newspaper.
Two ex wives?
Two ex wives?
Two ex wives.
Two ex wives.
Two full minutes for what?
Two full minutes for what?
Two hundred people at a $100 a head.
Two hundred people at a $100 a head.
Uh huh?
Uh huh?
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh uh. He did spend that money. I have all the receipts.
Uh uh. He did spend that money. I have all the receipts.
Uh, spend it! No, just kidding.
Uh, spend it! No, just kidding.
Uh, to where is our destination?
Uh, to where is our destination?
Uh, Warren, better learn the blues. You know...
Uh, Warren, better learn the blues. You know...
Uh. Rudy! Hi, Rudy, buddy!
Uh. Rudy! Hi, Rudy, buddy!
Uh...
Uh...
UMPIRE: Play ball!
UMPIRE: Play ball!
UMPIRE: Two! That was a foul ball.
UMPIRE: Two! That was a foul ball.
Unless you think it's okay to squander $30 million.
Unless you think it's okay to squander $30 million.
Unwind. My doctor told me. He said,
Unwind. My doctor told me. He said,
Very nice. (CHUCKLES)
Very nice. (CHUCKLES)
VIN: Good afternoon, sports fans.
VIN: Good afternoon, sports fans.
VIN: It looks like Brewster's gonna address this crowd of folks.
VIN: It looks like Brewster's gonna address this crowd of folks.
VIN: Okay, here are the final totals.
VIN: Okay, here are the final totals.
VIN: Scharf is walking back, back, and way back.
VIN: Scharf is walking back, back, and way back.
VIN: There's a long drive to deep centerfield.
VIN: There's a long drive to deep centerfield.
Wait a minute. We might have somethin' goin' on here.
Wait a minute. We might have somethin' goin' on here.
Wait till you see the practice field.
Wait till you see the practice field.
Warren cheated him. And these two put him up to it.
Warren cheated him. And these two put him up to it.
Warren Cox. I believe you're expecting me.
Warren Cox. I believe you're expecting me.
Warren, what are you doing?
Warren, what are you doing?
Warren, you're a lawyer. You are not a decorator!
Warren, you're a lawyer. You are not a decorator!
WARREN: Are you all right?
WARREN: Are you all right?
Was so he could get his real inheritance of $300 million.
Was so he could get his real inheritance of $300 million.
Watch the goddamn ball, Johnson!
Watch the goddamn ball, Johnson!
We don't have to pay for the drinks. They're on Monty.
We don't have to pay for the drinks. They're on Monty.
We feel bad now that you're broke,
We feel bad now that you're broke,
We got a space for a big screen TV I think you're gonna like.
We got a space for a big screen TV I think you're gonna like.
We got one game left. If we win today, we're in the play offs!
We got one game left. If we win today, we're in the play offs!
We got one to go!
We got one to go!
We play better than this. Honest we do.
We play better than this. Honest we do.
We play for a local team. You might have seen us. The Hackensack Bulls?
We play for a local team. You might have seen us. The Hackensack Bulls?
We reserve for major corporations and a few of our Arab friends.
We reserve for major corporations and a few of our Arab friends.
We think he has designs on your fiance as well.
We think he has designs on your fiance as well.
We took the bus, we would've been here two hours ago!
We took the bus, we would've been here two hours ago!
We were reading in a medical journal that was left in the locker room the other day,
We were reading in a medical journal that was left in the locker room the other day,
We would experience a loss of only 18% through evaporation and melting.
We would experience a loss of only 18% through evaporation and melting.
We'll buy a cabin there, we'll go fishing every day,
We'll buy a cabin there, we'll go fishing every day,
We'll fly in women every other day.
We'll fly in women every other day.
We'll only make things worse.
We'll only make things worse.
We're doing it for his own good.
We're doing it for his own good.
We're gonna buy a Corvette,
We're gonna buy a Corvette,
We're gonna drive across country,
We're gonna drive across country,
We're gonna have a lot of fun, men,
We're gonna have a lot of fun, men,
We're gonna knock out the walls too.
We're gonna knock out the walls too.
We're wonderin' maybe you might like to, uh,
We're wonderin' maybe you might like to, uh,
We've got a special edition of Yankee baseball,
We've got a special edition of Yankee baseball,
We've got a whole lifetime for our honeymoon.
We've got a whole lifetime for our honeymoon.
Wearing the same baseball jersey and cap
Wearing the same baseball jersey and cap
Welcome aboard, Warren.
Welcome aboard, Warren.
Well I'd like for you to redecorate my offices.
Well I'd like for you to redecorate my offices.
Well, Brewster, what do you think? You got the balls for it?
Well, Brewster, what do you think? You got the balls for it?
Well, darling,
Well, darling,
Well, did he fall for it?
Well, did he fall for it?
Well, hello. I hardly recognized you.
Well, hello. I hardly recognized you.
Well, here it is. You're not broke after all.
Well, here it is. You're not broke after all.
Well, I think that's unfair!
Well, I think that's unfair!
Well, I'm starving. I'm ready to go to lunch now.
Well, I'm starving. I'm ready to go to lunch now.
Well, if it's such a big secret,
Well, if it's such a big secret,
Well, if you're out there, Monty,
Well, if you're out there, Monty,
Well, it's better than being a couple of rabbits.
Well, it's better than being a couple of rabbits.
Well, thank you very much. This is generous of you. Very generous.
Well, thank you very much. This is generous of you. Very generous.
Well, that newsflash tells it all.
Well, that newsflash tells it all.
Well, the man's gonna have to take $100,000,
Well, the man's gonna have to take $100,000,
Well, today we get our shot.
Well, today we get our shot.
Well, you just won yourself a cool million five, wise guy.
Well, you just won yourself a cool million five, wise guy.
Well, you'll find out!
Well, you'll find out!
Well... Send 'em to the showers.
Well... Send 'em to the showers.
Well... To the politician, huh?
Well... To the politician, huh?
What a great day we're havin'! Me?
What a great day we're havin'! Me?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What are you insinuating?
What are you insinuating?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What are you? Nuts?
What are you? Nuts?
What are you... Here. Focus on that!
What are you... Here. Focus on that!
What do I wanna talk about?
What do I wanna talk about?
What do you do with your money, put it in tin cans?
What do you do with your money, put it in tin cans?
What do you mean, what did they do to me in there?
What do you mean, what did they do to me in there?
What do you say?
What do you say?
What do you think of our postmodern fantasy?
What do you think of our postmodern fantasy?
What do you think, sir?
What do you think, sir?
What do you think? I found it all in one shop,
What do you think? I found it all in one shop,
What do you wanna do? Buy 'em?
What do you wanna do? Buy 'em?
What happened, man? What did he say?
What happened, man? What did he say?
What happens if I don't take the million dollars and I,
What happens if I don't take the million dollars and I,
What have you made of yourself? A failed baseball player.
What have you made of yourself? A failed baseball player.
What I'm about to tell you may come as quite a shock.
What I'm about to tell you may come as quite a shock.
What I'm saying is I think only an idiot would vote for me.
What I'm saying is I think only an idiot would vote for me.
What is inherently valuable.
What is inherently valuable.
What kind of business is that, Mr. Brewster?
What kind of business is that, Mr. Brewster?
What kind of business? As you know, my business is baseball.
What kind of business? As you know, my business is baseball.
What, back in June, was it?
What, back in June, was it?
What? Collect call from who?
What? Collect call from who?
What's that got to do with baseball?
What's that got to do with baseball?
What's that pay?
What's that pay?
What's the difference? We both got the same problem.
What's the difference? We both got the same problem.
What's the matter, Monty? I mean...
What's the matter, Monty? I mean...
What's wrong? What did they do to you in there?
What's wrong? What did they do to you in there?
Whatever you say, Warren.
Whatever you say, Warren.
Whatever you want!
Whatever you want!
When he found out Mr. Brewster didn't like the furniture he got.
When he found out Mr. Brewster didn't like the furniture he got.
When I was seven years old,
When I was seven years old,
When that clock strikes 12:00, you are dead broke for life.
When that clock strikes 12:00, you are dead broke for life.
When you appear before us again in 30 days, Mr. Brewster, you must be totally penniless,
When you appear before us again in 30 days, Mr. Brewster, you must be totally penniless,
Where is he now? Nobody seems to know.
Where is he now? Nobody seems to know.
Whew. Bird in the hand...
Whew. Bird in the hand...
Which I'm sure they will now do.
Which I'm sure they will now do.
Which must be precisely accounted for.
Which must be precisely accounted for.
Who withdrew from the campaign only yesterday,
Who withdrew from the campaign only yesterday,
Who's buying the booze?
Who's buying the booze?
Who's buying the food?
Who's buying the food?
Why can't I tell my friends?
Why can't I tell my friends?
Why didn't he tell me?
Why didn't he tell me?
Why don't wait until tomorrow,
Why don't wait until tomorrow,
Why don't you get off my back?
Why don't you get off my back?
Why don't you go sit somewhere else?
Why don't you go sit somewhere else?
Why don't you let me hire someone to do that for you,
Why don't you let me hire someone to do that for you,
Why don't you take me home tonight
Why don't you take me home tonight
Why don't you try the same?
Why don't you try the same?
Why else would anybody spend $10 million to get a $60,000 a year job
Why else would anybody spend $10 million to get a $60,000 a year job
Why is it when there's trouble, we're the ones that get into it?
Why is it when there's trouble, we're the ones that get into it?
Why? What are you saying?
Why? What are you saying?
Will $20,000 be enough of a retainer?
Will $20,000 be enough of a retainer?
Will you forget about Angela?
Will you forget about Angela?
With no assets to show for it.
With no assets to show for it.
With nothin' but a box of cigars and a book of matches.
With nothin' but a box of cigars and a book of matches.
With only 10 days, Mr. Brewster, with only 10 days left before the election,
With only 10 days, Mr. Brewster, with only 10 days left before the election,
With the famed New York Yankees.
With the famed New York Yankees.
With the permission of the court...
With the permission of the court...
With the Yankees, three innings!
With the Yankees, three innings!
With your consent, Mr. Brewster.
With your consent, Mr. Brewster.
WOMAN: Monty who?
WOMAN: Monty who?
WOMAN: Play ball!
WOMAN: Play ball!
Wonderful. Fine. Fine.
Wonderful. Fine. Fine.
Would be considered an asset by the terms of the will.
Would be considered an asset by the terms of the will.
Would you like to work for more money than you ever made in your life?
Would you like to work for more money than you ever made in your life?
Would you mind fillin' me in on what the hell is going on?
Would you mind fillin' me in on what the hell is going on?
Wouldn't let me out until I finished every last one.
Wouldn't let me out until I finished every last one.
Wouldn't you know that the Bronx Bombers would be the bad guys?
Wouldn't you know that the Bronx Bombers would be the bad guys?
Wow. Honest? Too conservative for me.
Wow. Honest? Too conservative for me.
Write in None of the above on your ballot.
Write in None of the above on your ballot.
Wrong! You must not destroy
Wrong! You must not destroy
Yeah, got to you in the nick of time
Yeah, got to you in the nick of time
Yeah, he was the winning pitcher today.
Yeah, he was the winning pitcher today.
Yeah, I know. It's a big problem. Nighty night, sweet prince.
Yeah, I know. It's a big problem. Nighty night, sweet prince.
Yeah, I see what your decorator was trying to do here.
Yeah, I see what your decorator was trying to do here.
Yeah, I'll accept the call.
Yeah, I'll accept the call.
Yeah, I'm glad to get rid of it.
Yeah, I'm glad to get rid of it.
Yeah, I'm gonna be a little crazy for a while.
Yeah, I'm gonna be a little crazy for a while.
Yeah, I'm too busy to have fun.
Yeah, I'm too busy to have fun.
Yeah, police? This is Torchy's on J Street.
Yeah, police? This is Torchy's on J Street.
Yeah, right now, you're playing for Hackensack.
Yeah, right now, you're playing for Hackensack.
Yeah, she's nice, but she thinks I'm a lowlife.
Yeah, she's nice, but she thinks I'm a lowlife.
Yeah, what the hell is with him?
Yeah, what the hell is with him?
Yeah, you saved me
Yeah, you saved me
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. What does he know about politics?
Yeah. What does he know about politics?
Yes, but I don't understand why when you make money you get so miserable,
Yes, but I don't understand why when you make money you get so miserable,
Yes, but unfortunately it looks like you could win this election.
Yes, but unfortunately it looks like you could win this election.
Yes, I know it wasn't.
Yes, I know it wasn't.
Yes, sir, Mr. Brewster.
Yes, sir, Mr. Brewster.
Yes, sir!
Yes, sir!
Yes, sir. I'll break the news to him first thing tomorrow morning.
Yes, sir. I'll break the news to him first thing tomorrow morning.
Yes, that's me. See?
Yes, that's me. See?
Yes, we understand that kind of opportunity.
Yes, we understand that kind of opportunity.
Yo! Taxi!
Yo! Taxi!
You ain't gonna talk to me the way you did Dixon.
You ain't gonna talk to me the way you did Dixon.
You and I are gonna sue him for every cent he's got.
You and I are gonna sue him for every cent he's got.
You are fired, Miss Drake.
You are fired, Miss Drake.
You better get your values together 'cause you're gonna need 'em.
You better get your values together 'cause you're gonna need 'em.
You can call it a breath of fresh air.
You can call it a breath of fresh air.
You can donate 5% to charity,
You can donate 5% to charity,
You can get a degree with $20,000.
You can get a degree with $20,000.
You can have a million dollars, right now, forget the whole thing.
You can have a million dollars, right now, forget the whole thing.
You can't live on that. This is a dangerous job!
You can't live on that. This is a dangerous job!
You could have fooled me.
You could have fooled me.
You don't even have a job playing baseball anymore,
You don't even have a job playing baseball anymore,
You don't get diddly.
You don't get diddly.
You don't have to swing at shit in the dirt!
You don't have to swing at shit in the dirt!
You don't have to take to these guys, Monty.
You don't have to take to these guys, Monty.
You don't like the postmodern fantasy look?
You don't like the postmodern fantasy look?
You don't steal second when you're down two runs!
You don't steal second when you're down two runs!
You don't want to lay anyone off, do ya?
You don't want to lay anyone off, do ya?
You don't want to sell, Mr. Brewster. You've got a lot of obligations.
You don't want to sell, Mr. Brewster. You've got a lot of obligations.
You flew us all the way in from the airport to here
You flew us all the way in from the airport to here
You give me all that money for what?
You give me all that money for what?
You go to the doctor's right away, okay?
You go to the doctor's right away, okay?
You got a great glove. Perfect swing.
You got a great glove. Perfect swing.
You got a huge payroll to meet, you got overhead, retirement plans.
You got a huge payroll to meet, you got overhead, retirement plans.
You got it, big boy. This gravy train ain't gonna run forever.
You got it, big boy. This gravy train ain't gonna run forever.
You gotta wait till you see the apartments I rented for you guys.
You gotta wait till you see the apartments I rented for you guys.
You guys like Lafite?
You guys like Lafite?
You have 30 days in which to spend 30 million bucks.
You have 30 days in which to spend 30 million bucks.
You have to spend the 30 million,
You have to spend the 30 million,
You heard what he said about us in a speech yesterday.
You heard what he said about us in a speech yesterday.
You know how many hungry people that could feed?
You know how many hungry people that could feed?
You know how many years I sat around listening to you guys
You know how many years I sat around listening to you guys
You know, I think we're gonna be very late.
You know, I think we're gonna be very late.
You know, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
You know, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
You know, you're probably getting psyched up for the Yankee game.
You know, you're probably getting psyched up for the Yankee game.
You know...
You know...
You liked that? How about the wine auction?
You liked that? How about the wine auction?
You need a receipt!
You need a receipt!
You put everything into it.
You put everything into it.
You see, if you don't make calls, you don't make any sales.
You see, if you don't make calls, you don't make any sales.
You see, Marilyn, I want you to reach deep down inside yourself this time,
You see, Marilyn, I want you to reach deep down inside yourself this time,
You see, the parent company, Wometco,
You see, the parent company, Wometco,
You should see what he spent on the decorations alone.
You should see what he spent on the decorations alone.
You spend it and show off. You just gave away $300,000!
You spend it and show off. You just gave away $300,000!
You stick with me, you're my buddy.
You stick with me, you're my buddy.
You tell Drake the truth, you'll automatically lose the entire inheritance.
You tell Drake the truth, you'll automatically lose the entire inheritance.
You wanna put that back?
You wanna put that back?
You want a month off to be Mr. Brewster's interior decorator?
You want a month off to be Mr. Brewster's interior decorator?
You want to hire a piece of shit car for $5,000 a week?
You want to hire a piece of shit car for $5,000 a week?
You were out there all this time
You were out there all this time
You'd be giving up $7.2 million a year just in interest alone!
You'd be giving up $7.2 million a year just in interest alone!
You'd better send somebody down here. There's gonna be a fight.
You'd better send somebody down here. There's gonna be a fight.
You'll buy yourself a dozen Picassos
You'll buy yourself a dozen Picassos
You'll find out I'm not such a bad guy, after all.
You'll find out I'm not such a bad guy, after all.
You'll never guess who I voted for this morning.
You'll never guess who I voted for this morning.
You'll never know, Mr. Brewster.
You'll never know, Mr. Brewster.
You're a big girl. You figure it out.
You're a big girl. You figure it out.
You're a lady. I want you to remain a lady.
You're a lady. I want you to remain a lady.
You're a liar, Warren. You tricked me! Set me up!
You're a liar, Warren. You tricked me! Set me up!
You're a loser, Brewster. A real loser.
You're a loser, Brewster. A real loser.
You're a real nice man.
You're a real nice man.
You're gonna love this. We have a big screen TV. Well, we haven't got it yet.
You're gonna love this. We have a big screen TV. Well, we haven't got it yet.
You're in a state of shock. Emotional trauma.
You're in a state of shock. Emotional trauma.
You're lucky. You got to be a pro ballplayer for 15 years.
You're lucky. You got to be a pro ballplayer for 15 years.
You're my pal, right?
You're my pal, right?
You're not allowed to tell anybody
You're not allowed to tell anybody
You're so rich, why are you calling collect?
You're so rich, why are you calling collect?
You've done to try to improve her.
You've done to try to improve her.
You've never had a credit card in your entire life.
You've never had a credit card in your entire life.
Your entire inheritance in less than a month,
Your entire inheritance in less than a month,
Your Honor, wait. Please, before you send us to jail...
Your Honor, wait. Please, before you send us to jail...
Your Honor, we went into the bar to have a drink, and we saw this nice lady,
Your Honor, we went into the bar to have a drink, and we saw this nice lady,
Your Uncle Rupert would've been proud of you.
Your Uncle Rupert would've been proud of you.
50 to 1 and over this week at Aqueduct.
50 to 1 and over this week at Aqueduct.
88.4% to be exact, but who's counting?
88.4% to be exact, but who's counting?
88% of what this guy says makes money!
88% of what this guy says makes money!
100,000! Did you hear? 100,000 a month!
100,000! Did you hear? 100,000 a month!
300,000?
300,000?
(BREWSTER GROANS) SPIKE: Not bad.
(BREWSTER GROANS) SPIKE: Not bad.
(INTERCOM CLICKS) Send Drake up here immediately.
(INTERCOM CLICKS) Send Drake up here immediately.
(PHONE RINGING) Come on with me.
(PHONE RINGING) Come on with me.
(PHONE RINGING) You're not a farmer!
(PHONE RINGING) You're not a farmer!
$1 million in cash. (PEOPLE GASPING)
$1 million in cash. (PEOPLE GASPING)
All right. That's great. I just bought an iceberg.
All right. That's great. I just bought an iceberg.
All right. I went to Loyola. That's in... Loyola.
All right. I went to Loyola. That's in... Loyola.
All right. Let's kick some butt around here! What?
All right. Let's kick some butt around here! What?
And I rented our home stadium. What?
And I rented our home stadium. What?
And you want to come up to my room, now? Mmm hmm.
And you want to come up to my room, now? Mmm hmm.
Angela who? Angela Drake.
Angela who? Angela Drake.
Angela? What?
Angela? What?
Angela. Yes.
Angela. Yes.
Attractive. Thank you very much.
Attractive. Thank you very much.
Ball! What kind of a crap play is that?
Ball! What kind of a crap play is that?
Beg your pardon? The operation was a success.
Beg your pardon? The operation was a success.
Benefit? Yes.
Benefit? Yes.
Better safe than sorry. Good night, Mr. Brewster.
Better safe than sorry. Good night, Mr. Brewster.
BREWSTER: So where to, J.B.? J.B.: New York.
BREWSTER: So where to, J.B.? J.B.: New York.
Brewster? Yes?
Brewster? Yes?
Brewster. Yeah, no kiddin'.
Brewster. Yeah, no kiddin'.
But we're trying to do more things together. I'd like to meet him sometime.
But we're trying to do more things together. I'd like to meet him sometime.
But you don't know what I'm trying to do. What are you trying to do?
But you don't know what I'm trying to do. What are you trying to do?
Can't you tell me over the phone? No, because, look.
Can't you tell me over the phone? No, because, look.
Carter. Mr. Carter.
Carter. Mr. Carter.
Cash! What a country!
Cash! What a country!
Charley. Hey, Charley.
Charley. Hey, Charley.
Come on, asshole! (GROANING)
Come on, asshole! (GROANING)
Come on, Rudy! Hit it, Rudy!
Come on, Rudy! Hit it, Rudy!
Come on. What are you talking...
Come on. What are you talking...
Damn. It doesn't rain, it pours. I beg your pardon?
Damn. It doesn't rain, it pours. I beg your pardon?
DIXON: Saw that game? Yeah, I saw that game.
DIXON: Saw that game? Yeah, I saw that game.
Do you remember... No, I'm not in the mood.
Do you remember... No, I'm not in the mood.
Don't wanna get in the car. Hey, I wouldn't do that.
Don't wanna get in the car. Hey, I wouldn't do that.
Every one. Everywhere. Every one. Everywhere.
Every one. Everywhere. Every one. Everywhere.
Get... Get four sets. Get... Get four sets.
Get... Get four sets. Get... Get four sets.
Give me five minutes. Okay.
Give me five minutes. Okay.
Give me that. Watch it! Watch the lens!
Give me that. Watch it! Watch the lens!
Good morning, Melvin. Good morning, Mr. Brewster.
Good morning, Melvin. Good morning, Mr. Brewster.
Good morning, Mr. Granville. Good morning.
Good morning, Mr. Granville. Good morning.
Good night. Nice meeting you. Good night.
Good night. Nice meeting you. Good night.
Great. How much to get this off the ground? Oh, maybe...
Great. How much to get this off the ground? Oh, maybe...
He called my wife an ugly bitch. Oh, come on.
He called my wife an ugly bitch. Oh, come on.
He loves it too. (CHUCKLES)
He loves it too. (CHUCKLES)
He says it's a ledge against inflation. Stamps.
He says it's a ledge against inflation. Stamps.
He's a very busy man. I'd pay him for his time.
He's a very busy man. I'd pay him for his time.
Hello, dear. Hi.
Hello, dear. Hi.
Here's the money. You think I'm crazy? Crazy?
Here's the money. You think I'm crazy? Crazy?
Hey, good luck. Yes, sir.
Hey, good luck. Yes, sir.
Hey, pal, get a load of this, huh? Get a load of...
Hey, pal, get a load of this, huh? Get a load of...
Hey. Watch out!
Hey. Watch out!
Hi, Monty. Big day ahead, pal. Okay. Great.
Hi, Monty. Big day ahead, pal. Okay. Great.
Hi, Spike. Hi.
Hi, Spike. Hi.
Hi. Hi, Spike.
Hi. Hi, Spike.
Hi. I'm Monty Brewster. Monty Brewster?
Hi. I'm Monty Brewster. Monty Brewster?
Hmm. Hmm. Keep us posted.
Hmm. Hmm. Keep us posted.
How much are they paying? $100,000 a week.
How much are they paying? $100,000 a week.
I can understand that. Get out of here! What are you talkin' about?
I can understand that. Get out of here! What are you talkin' about?
I can't. Take the money.
I can't. Take the money.
I didn't know. It wasn't public knowledge. I didn't know, either.
I didn't know. It wasn't public knowledge. I didn't know, either.
I don't know what to say. Say yes.
I don't know what to say. Say yes.
I don't know what to think. Mr. Brewster, line three.
I don't know what to think. Mr. Brewster, line three.
I gotta get these guys on the bus! Charley, don't take the bus.
I gotta get these guys on the bus! Charley, don't take the bus.
I hope we haven't underestimated him. I beg your pardon?
I hope we haven't underestimated him. I beg your pardon?
I just... Loyola 18, Notre Dame, zilch.
I just... Loyola 18, Notre Dame, zilch.
I'm glad you like it. Yes. Oh, look at that.
I'm glad you like it. Yes. Oh, look at that.
In fact, I may own the team. What?
In fact, I may own the team. What?
Is he a lawyer too? He's not just a lawyer.
Is he a lawyer too? He's not just a lawyer.
Is there anything else I can do for you, sir? Hold on for a minute.
Is there anything else I can do for you, sir? Hold on for a minute.
It's been a pleasure meeting you. Monty? Warren.
It's been a pleasure meeting you. Monty? Warren.
It's field hockey. (MUTTERING)
It's field hockey. (MUTTERING)
Just trying to be helpful. Mmm hmm.
Just trying to be helpful. Mmm hmm.
Just what I need. Tell him he owes me 200 bucks.
Just what I need. Tell him he owes me 200 bucks.
Let's go, Warren. You're leaving? Oh, goodness, no.
Let's go, Warren. You're leaving? Oh, goodness, no.
Let's try the bus. Any left? We'll show you the bus.
Let's try the bus. Any left? We'll show you the bus.
Luther. Luther, listen.
Luther. Luther, listen.
Massaging each other. Mmm hmm.
Massaging each other. Mmm hmm.
Maybe they're tight right now. Maybe they're tired.
Maybe they're tight right now. Maybe they're tired.
Meeting Busby Berkeley. Yes, that sounds...
Meeting Busby Berkeley. Yes, that sounds...
Miss Drake? Uh huh?
Miss Drake? Uh huh?
Miss Drake. Um, I was wondering.
Miss Drake. Um, I was wondering.
Monty Brewster. Pleased to meet you. Hello.
Monty Brewster. Pleased to meet you. Hello.
Mr. Brewster? Right.
Mr. Brewster? Right.
Mr. Brewster? I'm Ed Roundfield. Yeah.
Mr. Brewster? I'm Ed Roundfield. Yeah.
Mr. Cox, you know so much about this stuff. Well...
Mr. Cox, you know so much about this stuff. Well...
New York Yankees! What the hell's goin' on?
New York Yankees! What the hell's goin' on?
Nice, huh? They're in the bedroom.
Nice, huh? They're in the bedroom.
No no no no no. Oh, yes. That's wrong. Okay.
No no no no no. Oh, yes. That's wrong. Okay.
No, no. I made some investments for you.
No, no. I made some investments for you.
Not with these clothes. See what I mean?
Not with these clothes. See what I mean?
Of course not. Let's go do business.
Of course not. Let's go do business.
Of course, Marilyn. Good afternoon, Angela.
Of course, Marilyn. Good afternoon, Angela.
Oh, he's wasting millions of dollars. Mmm.
Oh, he's wasting millions of dollars. Mmm.
Oh, I knew this was a terrible idea. What are you saying?
Oh, I knew this was a terrible idea. What are you saying?
Oh, Monty, I can't thank you enough. It's, uh...
Oh, Monty, I can't thank you enough. It's, uh...
Oh. Wow. Mister, uh...
Oh. Wow. Mister, uh...
Oh. Ah. Oh, God. Be careful.
Oh. Ah. Oh, God. Be careful.
Pleasure to meet you. Who in hell is this?
Pleasure to meet you. Who in hell is this?
Really? That's right.
Really? That's right.
Sell? Oh, no. Yeah!
Sell? Oh, no. Yeah!
Shut your eyes, and see Mesopotamia... Mesopotamia.
Shut your eyes, and see Mesopotamia... Mesopotamia.
Sign what away? (SHUSHING)
Sign what away? (SHUSHING)
Spare no expense. Spare no expense.
Spare no expense. Spare no expense.
Sure. (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
Sure. (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
Talk to me? Now? Mmm hmm.
Talk to me? Now? Mmm hmm.
Thank you. Yes. I will. And you drive careful.
Thank you. Yes. I will. And you drive careful.
That's great. That's the bad news.
That's great. That's the bad news.
That's how it's usually done. Yeah. Oh, is that right?
That's how it's usually done. Yeah. Oh, is that right?
That's it. Hi, Monty.
That's it. Hi, Monty.
That's okay. What did I buy?
That's okay. What did I buy?
The four of us nude would be great! Oh, that would be fun.
The four of us nude would be great! Oh, that would be fun.
There are so many worthwhile charities. So many worthwhile charities!
There are so many worthwhile charities. So many worthwhile charities!
This is the new Spike Nolan here. I know, but this is great.
This is the new Spike Nolan here. I know, but this is great.
This is the way we're gonna beat the system! What system?
This is the way we're gonna beat the system! What system?
Time out! Time out?
Time out! Time out?
Too... What are you talking... For me!
Too... What are you talking... For me!
Uh, have a drink. Oh, thank you. No, I don't drink alcohol.
Uh, have a drink. Oh, thank you. No, I don't drink alcohol.
Uh, Mr. Brewster... What?
Uh, Mr. Brewster... What?
Uh, perhaps in the morning. Oh, no. Monty?
Uh, perhaps in the morning. Oh, no. Monty?
Uh, Rudy... Hey! Butt out, rag arm!
Uh, Rudy... Hey! Butt out, rag arm!
Very good, Mr. Brewster. But Mr. Brewster...
Very good, Mr. Brewster. But Mr. Brewster...
We don't have $3,000. We don't.
We don't have $3,000. We don't.
We've been expected you. The arm's okay.
We've been expected you. The arm's okay.
Well, I'm a millionaire. (ALL LAUGHING)
Well, I'm a millionaire. (ALL LAUGHING)
Well, it would only be for a couple of weeks. Couple of weeks.
Well, it would only be for a couple of weeks. Couple of weeks.
Well, let me show you, Mr., uh... Montgomery Brewster.
Well, let me show you, Mr., uh... Montgomery Brewster.
Well, one little sip won't hurt, dear. That's right.
Well, one little sip won't hurt, dear. That's right.
Well, tell him the bad news first. All right, all right.
Well, tell him the bad news first. All right, all right.
What do you think, huh? Hey!
What do you think, huh? Hey!
What do you think? Hey, I'm gettin' paid to take pictures.
What do you think? Hey, I'm gettin' paid to take pictures.
What do you think? I don't benefit either way, Mr. Brewster.
What do you think? I don't benefit either way, Mr. Brewster.
What I'm trying to do... Oh, Monty?
What I'm trying to do... Oh, Monty?
What? Hi, Brewster. This is Angela.
What? Hi, Brewster. This is Angela.
What? Wait till you see the uniforms I rented.
What? Wait till you see the uniforms I rented.
What? What? What were you trying to tell me before?
What? What? What were you trying to tell me before?
What? Who the hell are you? Who the hell are you?
What? Who the hell are you? Who the hell are you?
What's that? Choke this guy.
What's that? Choke this guy.
When you do business... (DOOR CLOSES)
When you do business... (DOOR CLOSES)
Who knew? Did you know?
Who knew? Did you know?
Wow! Congratulations.
Wow! Congratulations.
Yeah, I'd like to make sure it's real. Step this way, please.
Yeah, I'd like to make sure it's real. Step this way, please.
Yeah! You kiddin'? Bring your camera.
Yeah! You kiddin'? Bring your camera.
Yeah? Yeah, she sure is an ugly bitch.
Yeah? Yeah, she sure is an ugly bitch.
Yeah. Brewster, the airport's on Long Island.
Yeah. Brewster, the airport's on Long Island.
Yeah. Spike. I'm paying him... Ha!
Yeah. Spike. I'm paying him... Ha!
Yes, sir! We go to lunch now.
Yes, sir! We go to lunch now.
Yes. Fine, fine, but you look hurt.
Yes. Fine, fine, but you look hurt.
Yes. It's a knockout. It's a knockout.
Yes. It's a knockout. It's a knockout.
You don't even know those people! They're gonna think I'm crazy.
You don't even know those people! They're gonna think I'm crazy.
You just watch your mouth. You just watch your mouth.
You just watch your mouth. You just watch your mouth.
You know, the truly barbaric sports. Oh.
You know, the truly barbaric sports. Oh.
You know, you could really help me out. How's that?
You know, you could really help me out. How's that?
You look like you've seen a ghost! I did! But I'm not.
You look like you've seen a ghost! I did! But I'm not.
You ready for the good news? Yeah.
You ready for the good news? Yeah.
You shut up! Get outta here!
You shut up! Get outta here!
You shut up. What did I say?
You shut up. What did I say?
You understand? You with me? No!
You understand? You with me? No!
You work here? No. No. They just hired me to follow you.
You work here? No. No. They just hired me to follow you.
You'd need an army of security guards. The man's right.
You'd need an army of security guards. The man's right.
You're a real jerk, you know that? Ain't that the truth.
You're a real jerk, you know that? Ain't that the truth.
...$100,000 a month to figure that out.
...$100,000 a month to figure that out.
...12:00 midnight exactly?
...12:00 midnight exactly?
'Cause it makes him feel guilty.
'Cause it makes him feel guilty.
'cause my Uncle Rupert's a son of a bitch.
'cause my Uncle Rupert's a son of a bitch.
'cause that's all you got left.
'cause that's all you got left.
'Cause there's no farmers in the desert, Monty!
'Cause there's no farmers in the desert, Monty!
(ADDING MACHINE WHIRS)
(ADDING MACHINE WHIRS)
(ALL APPLAUDING)
(ALL APPLAUDING)
(ALL CLAMORING)
(ALL CLAMORING)
(ALL MURMURING)
(ALL MURMURING)
(BALL CRACKS AGAINST BAT)
(BALL CRACKS AGAINST BAT)
(BAND PLAYING JAZZ)
(BAND PLAYING JAZZ)
(BAND PLAYING LIVELY MUSIC)
(BAND PLAYING LIVELY MUSIC)
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
(BOTH CHANTING) $10 million, $10 million, $10 million!
(BOTH CHANTING) $10 million, $10 million, $10 million!
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH SHOUTING)
(BOTH SHOUTING)
(BREWSTER AND SPIKE JABBERING)
(BREWSTER AND SPIKE JABBERING)
(CAR HORNS BLARING)
(CAR HORNS BLARING)
(CHATTERING)
(CHATTERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CLAMORING)
(CLAMORING)
(CLATTERING)
(CLATTERING)
(CLEARING THROAT)
(CLEARING THROAT)
(CLEARS THROAT) Angela, hello.
(CLEARS THROAT) Angela, hello.
(CLOCK BEGINS STRIKING 12:00)
(CLOCK BEGINS STRIKING 12:00)
(CLOCK CHIMES)
(CLOCK CHIMES)
(COMMENTARY CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
(COMMENTARY CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
(COMMENTARY CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
(COMMENTARY CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
(COMMENTARY CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
(COMMENTARY CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
(CONTINUES YELLING)
(CONTINUES YELLING)
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
(CROWD BOOING AND CHEERING)
(CROWD BOOING AND CHEERING)
(CROWD BOOING AND CHEERING)
(CROWD BOOING AND CHEERING)
(CROWD CHATTERING)
(CROWD CHATTERING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(DINERS CHEERING)
(DINERS CHEERING)
(DINERS CLAMORING)
(DINERS CLAMORING)
(DINGS)
(DINGS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
(FEEDBACK SQUEALS)
(FEEDBACK SQUEALS)
(GASPING)
(GASPING)
(GASPING) No, no, no, no.
(GASPING) No, no, no, no.
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(HELICOPTER APPROACHING)
(HELICOPTER APPROACHING)
(HORN BLARING)
(HORN BLARING)
(HORN BLARING)
(HORN BLARING)
(HORN TOOTING)
(HORN TOOTING)
(ICEBERG TUNE PLAYING)
(ICEBERG TUNE PLAYING)
(INAUDIBLE)
(INAUDIBLE)
(INTERCOM BUZZES)
(INTERCOM BUZZES)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING) Oh, yeah.
(LAUGHING) Oh, yeah.
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS) Better take a big towel.
(LAUGHS) Better take a big towel.
(LAUGHS) Hey, tell it to my accountant.
(LAUGHS) Hey, tell it to my accountant.
(LIVELY SONG PLAYING)
(LIVELY SONG PLAYING)
(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
(PLAYERS CHATTERING)
(PLAYERS CHATTERING)
(PLAYERS CHEERING)
(PLAYERS CHEERING)
(POP SONG PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
(POP SONG PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
(REPORTERS CLAMORING)
(REPORTERS CLAMORING)
(REPORTERS CLAMORING)
(REPORTERS CLAMORING)
(RINGING CONTINUES)
(RINGING CONTINUES)
(ROMANTIC BALLAD PLAYING)
(ROMANTIC BALLAD PLAYING)
(SCOFFS)
(SCOFFS)
(SCOFFS) George, I can't afford it now.
(SCOFFS) George, I can't afford it now.
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SHOUTS OF PROTEST)
(SHOUTS OF PROTEST)
(SHUSHING) He's about to sign it all away.
(SHUSHING) He's about to sign it all away.
(SIGHING) Well, I don't think there's anything
(SIGHING) Well, I don't think there's anything
(SINGING) Hey, baby, I'm sorry I did it
(SINGING) Hey, baby, I'm sorry I did it
(SPIKE AND ANGELA WHOOPING)
(SPIKE AND ANGELA WHOOPING)
(SPIKE CHUCKLES)
(SPIKE CHUCKLES)
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(WHEEZING LAUGH)
(WHEEZING LAUGH)
(WHISPERING, INDISTINCT)
(WHISPERING, INDISTINCT)
(WHISTLING)
(WHISTLING)
(WHISTLING)
(WHISTLING)
(WHOOPING)
(WHOOPING)
(YELLING)
(YELLING)
(YELLS)
(YELLS)
$3 million? You know how much money $3 million in cash is?
$3 million? You know how much money $3 million in cash is?
$4,000 a week.
$4,000 a week.
$10 million!
$10 million!
$10 million. $10 million.
$10 million. $10 million.
$20,000. Hey, don't forget.
$20,000. Hey, don't forget.
$30 million! That makes us rich! Well, not us. It makes him rich.
$30 million! That makes us rich! Well, not us. It makes him rich.
$30 million? You kiddin' me?
$30 million? You kiddin' me?
$30 million. Why didn't you tell me $30 million?
$30 million. Why didn't you tell me $30 million?
$38,000 left.
$38,000 left.
$50,000 on Loyola over Notre Dame
$50,000 on Loyola over Notre Dame
$100,000? Thank you, very, very much.
$100,000? Thank you, very, very much.

You Might Also Like:

Community (2009) Season 5 Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law Season 2 The Fast and the Furious 6 (2013) Criminal Minds Season 5 Fright Night Need For Speed Trailer Donovan Mitchell Gus Johnson Fast and Furious (2009) Criminal Minds Season 3 Home Sweet Hell Need For Speed Trailer Dan Vs. v2.0 The Fast and the Furious Community (2009) Season 6
Viral
TTS
Funny
Popular
Updated
Random
Hot
Random NSFW Most Popular NSFW Recent NSFW
Categories