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Half Baked (1998) Half Baked is a comedy film released in 1998 that has become a cult classic among stoner movies. Directed

Half Baked (1998)

Half Baked is a comedy film released in 1998 that has become a cult classic among stoner movies. Directed by Tamra Davis and written by Dave Chappelle and Neal Brennan, the movie revolves around the misadventures of four friends living in New York City who decide to sell marijuana to bail their incarcerated friend, Kenny (played by Harland Williams), out of jail. Chappelle himself leads the cast as Thurgood Jenkins, alongside Jim Breuer as Brian, Guillermo DĂ­az as Scarface, and Rachel True as Mary Jane.

The film hilariously explores themes of friendship, love, and the absurdity of the criminal justice system, all with a generous dose of weed humor. It also features memorable cameo appearances, including Dave Chappelle's own portrayal of the flamboyant, weed-loving character, Sir Smoke-a-Lot.

For fans of the movie, you can immerse yourself in its sounds by playing and downloading their iconic lines, catchphrases, and memorable moments from various online platforms. These sounds effortlessly capture the essence and nostalgia of Half Baked, reminding fans of the unique hilarity that the film brought to screens over two decades ago.

A little bit from yesterday, you know, when Kenny got...
A little bit from yesterday, you know, when Kenny got...
A little joke. Not funny.
A little joke. Not funny.
A lot of times they'll get your number accidentally from one of their girlfriends,
A lot of times they'll get your number accidentally from one of their girlfriends,
A scavenger smoker is someone who never has weed of their own.
A scavenger smoker is someone who never has weed of their own.
A shadowy flight into the dangerous world...
A shadowy flight into the dangerous world...
Aaah!
Aaah!
Aah!
Aah!
Abba Zabba,
Abba Zabba,
Abba Zabba,
Abba Zabba,
Abracadabra, B!
Abracadabra, B!
Abracadabra, man! Abracadabra, yo!
Abracadabra, man! Abracadabra, yo!
Abracadabra, my brother. What's up? Abracadabra.
Abracadabra, my brother. What's up? Abracadabra.
Abracadabra, yo! Oh, abracadabra, man.
Abracadabra, yo! Oh, abracadabra, man.
Abracadabra! Abra...
Abracadabra! Abra...
Abracadabra.
Abracadabra.
Abracadabra. Abracadabra?
Abracadabra. Abracadabra?
Abracadabra. Boy, why do you keep saying that?
Abracadabra. Boy, why do you keep saying that?
Abracadabra. Slim, take off your shirt.
Abracadabra. Slim, take off your shirt.
Ah, it could be worse. I could have Scarface's job.
Ah, it could be worse. I could have Scarface's job.
Ah! What I'm talkin' about.
Ah! What I'm talkin' about.
Ain't tried the shit out yet, but it smells like the bomb.
Ain't tried the shit out yet, but it smells like the bomb.
All by myself
All by myself
All I had to do was get forms from that scientist that kept calling me janitor,
All I had to do was get forms from that scientist that kept calling me janitor,
All I wanna know is: who's comin' with me?
All I wanna know is: who's comin' with me?
All my life, I did everything right.
All my life, I did everything right.
All my money was tied up in our drug dealing venture.
All my money was tied up in our drug dealing venture.
All of you. All of you. It's so good.
All of you. All of you. It's so good.
All right, listen to me. There's $30, 000 in this knapsack.
All right, listen to me. There's $30, 000 in this knapsack.
All right, man. Go!
All right, man. Go!
All right, man. Just one hit, you scavenger.
All right, man. Just one hit, you scavenger.
All right, man. Y'all got money?
All right, man. Y'all got money?
All right, then.
All right, then.
All right, time's up.
All right, time's up.
All right? Let's be sharp.
All right? Let's be sharp.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right.
All right. All right.
All right. Give me a 50 bag of that.
All right. Give me a 50 bag of that.
All right. Hey.
All right. Hey.
All right. Light it up.
All right. Light it up.
All right. Okay. I'll see you there.
All right. Okay. I'll see you there.
All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel.
All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel.
All right. We did our part, right?
All right. We did our part, right?
All right. What the hell's goin' on here?
All right. What the hell's goin' on here?
All right. Yeah, man. Yeah.
All right. Yeah, man. Yeah.
All the boys in the car need to get out. Such a dork, man.
All the boys in the car need to get out. Such a dork, man.
All we gotta do is raise ten percent of one million, yo.
All we gotta do is raise ten percent of one million, yo.
Also celery, g**** jelly, Captain Crunch with the little crunch berries.
Also celery, g**** jelly, Captain Crunch with the little crunch berries.
And a dog house, yo. Brian bought something too.
And a dog house, yo. Brian bought something too.
And because we were stealin' the weed, not buyin' it, it was all profit.
And because we were stealin' the weed, not buyin' it, it was all profit.
And big corporations and...
And big corporations and...
And bought bikes to help us move the product,
And bought bikes to help us move the product,
And everyone here likes fresh fish.
And everyone here likes fresh fish.
And guess what else? Call me next week... about weed, about weed.
And guess what else? Call me next week... about weed, about weed.
And he made 'em fight anyway.
And he made 'em fight anyway.
And his heart...
And his heart...
And hit the streets we did.
And hit the streets we did.
And I am the happiest custodian alive.
And I am the happiest custodian alive.
And I take it?
And I take it?
And I wanted to be with you.
And I wanted to be with you.
And I wanted to be with you.
And I wanted to be with you.
And I won't get all my vitamins.
And I won't get all my vitamins.
And it's good for arthritis too.
And it's good for arthritis too.
And just act completely normal.
And just act completely normal.
And Killer said, No, man, that's my brother. I can't fight Nibbles!
And Killer said, No, man, that's my brother. I can't fight Nibbles!
And Killer said, That's it.
And Killer said, That's it.
And little chocolate bars. We'll make some smores, man.
And little chocolate bars. We'll make some smores, man.
And may God have mercy on your soul, young man.
And may God have mercy on your soul, young man.
And of course the loveable Old James.
And of course the loveable Old James.
And request that you personally deliver it.
And request that you personally deliver it.
And right after that, he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz.
And right after that, he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz.
And Smoka Lot opened up to me like I was Barbara Walters. It was ridiculous.
And Smoka Lot opened up to me like I was Barbara Walters. It was ridiculous.
And some pink popcorn and some Funyuns...
And some pink popcorn and some Funyuns...
And that is?
And that is?
And then in a rage, he collapsed,
And then in a rage, he collapsed,
And then it happened. I'm hungry too.
And then it happened. I'm hungry too.
And then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch.
And then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch.
And then you got your straight up potheads. Ooh!
And then you got your straight up potheads. Ooh!
And we kept meetin' different kinds of smokers, like this lady.
And we kept meetin' different kinds of smokers, like this lady.
And what exactly was he sellin'? Marijuana.
And what exactly was he sellin'? Marijuana.
And what he's supposed to be? Jerry Garcia's brother?
And what he's supposed to be? Jerry Garcia's brother?
And with the remaining ten, buy whatever narcotics he's got around.
And with the remaining ten, buy whatever narcotics he's got around.
And your name is?
And your name is?
And, uh, rottweiler fight promoter.
And, uh, rottweiler fight promoter.
And... Funyuns.
And... Funyuns.
AndAnd tell our friend Kenny Davis we love him. He's in prison.
AndAnd tell our friend Kenny Davis we love him. He's in prison.
Anything else? Oh, yeah.
Anything else? Oh, yeah.
Anything for you, sir? No. I'm fine. Thank you.
Anything for you, sir? No. I'm fine. Thank you.
Anyway, I work at this lab, Frankensense and Burr Pharmaceutical.
Anyway, I work at this lab, Frankensense and Burr Pharmaceutical.
Are you plannin' on movin' out anytime soon?
Are you plannin' on movin' out anytime soon?
As far as herb goes, you can get it all over this town.
As far as herb goes, you can get it all over this town.
As soon as you got the stuff, or if anything goes wrong, say the phrase, Abracadabra.
As soon as you got the stuff, or if anything goes wrong, say the phrase, Abracadabra.
At least Brian got away, yo.
At least Brian got away, yo.
Aw, shit, yo.
Aw, shit, yo.
Aw, shit. Pound of my sweetest chiva.
Aw, shit. Pound of my sweetest chiva.
Bail is set at one million dollars for the crime of killing an officer of the law.
Bail is set at one million dollars for the crime of killing an officer of the law.
Been a pleasure. Pleasure's all mine.
Been a pleasure. Pleasure's all mine.
Bein' with you these past 11 years has been wonderful.
Bein' with you these past 11 years has been wonderful.
Bip Oxygen
Bip Oxygen
Boo this man! Boo!
Boo this man! Boo!
Box it Man, it gets you high
Box it Man, it gets you high
Break out Billy Bong Thornton. Yeah.
Break out Billy Bong Thornton. Yeah.
Breaking and entering.
Breaking and entering.
Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Brian was gonna quit, but they fired him before he could.
Brian was gonna quit, but they fired him before he could.
Brian works at a new and used record store. Hi.
Brian works at a new and used record store. Hi.
Brian, will you stop praying to a bag of sand, man? Come on.
Brian, will you stop praying to a bag of sand, man? Come on.
Brother, you know how that is. We had to get him outta jail.
Brother, you know how that is. We had to get him outta jail.
Bully, man. Word, yo.
Bully, man. Word, yo.
Bully, man. Yeah.
Bully, man. Yeah.
Bummin', thinkin' about Kenny.
Bummin', thinkin' about Kenny.
But as soon as you smoke it, here they come.
But as soon as you smoke it, here they come.
But But But, Mary Jane, listen. I'm done. I'm done sellin' it.
But But But, Mary Jane, listen. I'm done. I'm done sellin' it.
But ButBut we'll get you out, right, guys?
But ButBut we'll get you out, right, guys?
But I can trace the entire path of my life to one childhood memory.
But I can trace the entire path of my life to one childhood memory.
But I gotta move on.
But I gotta move on.
But if we were gonna save Kenny, we had to deliver full time.
But if we were gonna save Kenny, we had to deliver full time.
But it actually worked out. Mr. Nice Guy.
But it actually worked out. Mr. Nice Guy.
But it'd be great if we can get some cocaine.
But it'd be great if we can get some cocaine.
But let me tell you, man, that guy does wonders for those children's self esteem.
But let me tell you, man, that guy does wonders for those children's self esteem.
But meanwhile I hadn't seen Mary Jane in, like, a week.
But meanwhile I hadn't seen Mary Jane in, like, a week.
But not as much as I love pussy.
But not as much as I love pussy.
But their stuff ain't even weed most the time.
But their stuff ain't even weed most the time.
But then he had the fight of his life.
But then he had the fight of his life.
But then I gotta be gotta be goin'.
But then I gotta be gotta be goin'.
But this time I mean it. I'm gonna come back here. I'm gonna be clean.
But this time I mean it. I'm gonna come back here. I'm gonna be clean.
But we can bring you Samson.
But we can bring you Samson.
But would you be a dear and run this down to the supply department?
But would you be a dear and run this down to the supply department?
But you two smoke entirely too much reefer.
But you two smoke entirely too much reefer.
But, man, I will never forget the first time I smoked...
But, man, I will never forget the first time I smoked...
But... he deserves to be where he is.
But... he deserves to be where he is.
Buttercup. Buttercup.
Buttercup. Buttercup.
Bye. Be thinkin' about you.
Bye. Be thinkin' about you.
Bye. Bye bye.
Bye. Bye bye.
Bye. Hey, where you goin'?
Bye. Hey, where you goin'?
Call him over to my place
Call him over to my place
Call up and place an order knowing they don't smoke weed...
Call up and place an order knowing they don't smoke weed...
Can you dig? I feel ya. That's why I'm doin' it.
Can you dig? I feel ya. That's why I'm doin' it.
Can't even smoke weed in peace.
Can't even smoke weed in peace.
Candy makes you dandy. Hmm.
Candy makes you dandy. Hmm.
Check it out, yo. It's like this.
Check it out, yo. It's like this.
Class dismissed.
Class dismissed.
Come on in, man. Come on, weed man.
Come on in, man. Come on, weed man.
Come on, guys. Return this shit. We can't, yo.
Come on, guys. Return this shit. We can't, yo.
Come on, guys. We gotta get Kenny out of jail, man.
Come on, guys. We gotta get Kenny out of jail, man.
Come on, man!
Come on, man!
Come on, man. It's gotta be a little longer than that.
Come on, man. It's gotta be a little longer than that.
Come on, man. Show me your mean face. No.
Come on, man. Show me your mean face. No.
Come on, Mary Jane.
Come on, Mary Jane.
Come on. Don't let them see you cry in there.
Come on. Don't let them see you cry in there.
Come on. Let's get out of here. Anything to drink?
Come on. Let's get out of here. Anything to drink?
Come on. Let's get some candy and get out of here, B.
Come on. Let's get some candy and get out of here, B.
Come on. Smoke me. Have a quickie for old time's sake.
Come on. Smoke me. Have a quickie for old time's sake.
Coming.
Coming.
Cop killer? I love horses.
Cop killer? I love horses.
Could we just have a a moment alone?
Could we just have a a moment alone?
Could you drop me in the lobby? It's perfect.
Could you drop me in the lobby? It's perfect.
Could you give this letter to Mary Jane Potman?
Could you give this letter to Mary Jane Potman?
Could you, uhI know this isn't your responsibility,
Could you, uhI know this isn't your responsibility,
Cup. Cup. Cup. Cup.
Cup. Cup. Cup. Cup.
Custodian, dick.
Custodian, dick.
Damn, B! I been set up.
Damn, B! I been set up.
Damn, I was good!
Damn, I was good!
Damn! What up? Man!
Damn! What up? Man!
Damn.
Damn.
Damn. Okay!
Damn. Okay!
Damn. Yes! Somethin' told me to bring a lot of weed, man.
Damn. Yes! Somethin' told me to bring a lot of weed, man.
Devil man.
Devil man.
DevilThe mark of the beast!
DevilThe mark of the beast!
Did I say homo? I didn't mean that!
Did I say homo? I didn't mean that!
Did you ever see Scent of a Woman... on weed?
Did you ever see Scent of a Woman... on weed?
Did you ever see the back of a $20 bill, man? Man, I don't know, yo.
Did you ever see the back of a $20 bill, man? Man, I don't know, yo.
Did you ever see the back of a $20 bill... on weed?
Did you ever see the back of a $20 bill... on weed?
Didn't have to. Bye.
Didn't have to. Bye.
Do I look like I like what I see?
Do I look like I like what I see?
Do what you gotta do. Be strong.
Do what you gotta do. Be strong.
Do you guys feel different? A little.
Do you guys feel different? A little.
Do you know where we can score some cocaine?
Do you know where we can score some cocaine?
Do you know who you're dealing with? Chill, Nasty Nate.
Do you know who you're dealing with? Chill, Nasty Nate.
Do you remember? I gave you a ride home from prison?
Do you remember? I gave you a ride home from prison?
Do you swear?
Do you swear?
Doctor said I need a backeotomy.
Doctor said I need a backeotomy.
Don't get no better than that. Can smell it through the bag.
Don't get no better than that. Can smell it through the bag.
Don't mind if I do. Thanks, young brother.
Don't mind if I do. Thanks, young brother.
Don't worry. Don't worry.
Don't worry. Don't worry.
Don't you leave me. Breathe, Buttercup.
Don't you leave me. Breathe, Buttercup.
Dope has arrived, fellas. And we were no different.
Dope has arrived, fellas. And we were no different.
Dr. Kablecki, please report to Clinical Studies.
Dr. Kablecki, please report to Clinical Studies.
Dr. Kablecki.
Dr. Kablecki.
Drug dealers belong in jail.
Drug dealers belong in jail.
Either someone's having a party, or somebody gotta do their shirt laundry.
Either someone's having a party, or somebody gotta do their shirt laundry.
Eleven days wasn't gonna give us much time.
Eleven days wasn't gonna give us much time.
Eleven days, Thurgood, I'm as good as skewered.
Eleven days, Thurgood, I'm as good as skewered.
Especially when it comes to reefer.
Especially when it comes to reefer.
Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a cornfield?
Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a cornfield?
Every day of the week, I dress up like a different Village Person.
Every day of the week, I dress up like a different Village Person.
Everybody in New York was callin' to get down with Mr. Nice Guy.
Everybody in New York was callin' to get down with Mr. Nice Guy.
Everybody knows in my neighborhood it's the bestest around
Everybody knows in my neighborhood it's the bestest around
Everybody, freeze! Oh, shit!
Everybody, freeze! Oh, shit!
Everything on 'em. With water, whole lot of water.
Everything on 'em. With water, whole lot of water.
Everything work out okay?
Everything work out okay?
Excuse me. Please do.
Excuse me. Please do.
Feel anything? Yeah, I feel my chest cavin' in.
Feel anything? Yeah, I feel my chest cavin' in.
Feels like Jerry Garcia's in my head. Am I goin' crazy?
Feels like Jerry Garcia's in my head. Am I goin' crazy?
Fine China. Babaloo.
Fine China. Babaloo.
Fire in the hole.
Fire in the hole.
First of all, to understand what happened to Killer,
First of all, to understand what happened to Killer,
Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish!
Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish!
Flip out, man!
Flip out, man!
Follow me.
Follow me.
For $400, I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch, man.
For $400, I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch, man.
For how much? Oh, it's cool. Yo, he's used.
For how much? Oh, it's cool. Yo, he's used.
For real, amigo. Do your sock laundry, yo.
For real, amigo. Do your sock laundry, yo.
For real, B?
For real, B?
For real. I don't know about y'all, but I can't even move.
For real. I don't know about y'all, but I can't even move.
For you, man, I'll stay for a minute.
For you, man, I'll stay for a minute.
Forge one of the forms and put the order in like I did before.
Forge one of the forms and put the order in like I did before.
Four years just for weed? Damn!
Four years just for weed? Damn!
Four years next month. Four years.
Four years next month. Four years.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fuck you. You're cool.
Fuck you. You're cool.
Gee, you must've been so hungry.
Gee, you must've been so hungry.
Gentlemen, assume your positions.
Gentlemen, assume your positions.
Get down on your knees with your hands behind your head!
Get down on your knees with your hands behind your head!
Get him to say what he's sellin' you. Yeah.
Get him to say what he's sellin' you. Yeah.
Get it, Killer.
Get it, Killer.
Get me a box of condoms, and, um, what's that stuff?
Get me a box of condoms, and, um, what's that stuff?
Get off me, you Iying son of a bitch! What is this?
Get off me, you Iying son of a bitch! What is this?
Get on the train. Toke up before we go to work.
Get on the train. Toke up before we go to work.
Get on. Beat it. You're scarin' him.
Get on. Beat it. You're scarin' him.
Get some Haagen Dazs ice cream bars. A whole lot.
Get some Haagen Dazs ice cream bars. A whole lot.
Get some...
Get some...
Gimme that back. Queer.
Gimme that back. Queer.
Gimme that.
Gimme that.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go get me this Mr. Nice Guy.
Go get me this Mr. Nice Guy.
Go to your local library.
Go to your local library.
God, what is wrong with me? Hey...
God, what is wrong with me? Hey...
Goddamn you!
Goddamn you!
Good bye, Thurgood. Wait! Hold up!
Good bye, Thurgood. Wait! Hold up!
Good for you, man. Man, what did you guys do to him, yo?
Good for you, man. Man, what did you guys do to him, yo?
Good night, Fish.
Good night, Fish.
Good. Good. Let's.
Good. Good. Let's.
Good. I'm all out of cards, B. Me too.
Good. I'm all out of cards, B. Me too.
Good. Just call me Jesse Owens.
Good. Just call me Jesse Owens.
Got ya. I know this isn't your responsibility, but mop the rest of this shit up.
Got ya. I know this isn't your responsibility, but mop the rest of this shit up.
Graham crackers with the marshmallows, the little marshmallows.
Graham crackers with the marshmallows, the little marshmallows.
Great.
Great.
Great. Let's hoof it.
Great. Let's hoof it.
Greedy bastard! Didn't you promise me ice cream the other day?
Greedy bastard! Didn't you promise me ice cream the other day?
Greeneyes gonna miss ya.
Greeneyes gonna miss ya.
Guess who? Yo. Psst. Thurgood.
Guess who? Yo. Psst. Thurgood.
Guys, shut up about the weed for two seconds. I don't want this girl to know I smoke.
Guys, shut up about the weed for two seconds. I don't want this girl to know I smoke.
Ha!
Ha!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
He called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out.
He called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out.
He didn't leave a number.
He didn't leave a number.
He gets to talk about music all day. I got a used Kenny Loggins album.
He gets to talk about music all day. I got a used Kenny Loggins album.
He got the same dealer as us. What you mean?
He got the same dealer as us. What you mean?
He got the wrath. He got the wrath of the num chuks, yo.
He got the wrath. He got the wrath of the num chuks, yo.
He had to stay vigilant.
He had to stay vigilant.
He is damn good.
He is damn good.
He likes it, yo. Yeah, man, he really likes it.
He likes it, yo. Yeah, man, he really likes it.
He likes it. He loves it, man.
He likes it. He loves it, man.
He looked all right, man.
He looked all right, man.
He spends all of his allowance on reefer.
He spends all of his allowance on reefer.
He told me about his lawyer. He had sex with my mama! Why?
He told me about his lawyer. He had sex with my mama! Why?
He wants to see Mr. Nice Guy. He told me.
He wants to see Mr. Nice Guy. He told me.
He was always ashamed of this, man.
He was always ashamed of this, man.
He's a kindergarten teacher at some school downtown,
He's a kindergarten teacher at some school downtown,
He's a small time gunrunner...
He's a small time gunrunner...
He's my bitch. Anybody gonna stab him, it's gonna be me.
He's my bitch. Anybody gonna stab him, it's gonna be me.
He's what we call an enhancement smoker,
He's what we call an enhancement smoker,
Heard that before. Said that before.
Heard that before. Said that before.
Heifer with cheese. You son of a bitch, I'm right behind you!
Heifer with cheese. You son of a bitch, I'm right behind you!
Hell, back in the '60s, we used to smoke that shit on the street.
Hell, back in the '60s, we used to smoke that shit on the street.
Hello, boys. Hi, Samson.
Hello, boys. Hi, Samson.
Help! Ken, listen. We got a plan.
Help! Ken, listen. We got a plan.
Here you go. You can call me anytime you want.
Here you go. You can call me anytime you want.
Hey Hey. But the weed ain't bad.
Hey Hey. But the weed ain't bad.
Hey, black ass. Why you didn't moon us earlier, eh?
Hey, black ass. Why you didn't moon us earlier, eh?
Hey, everybody, I'm Dave Chappelle.
Hey, everybody, I'm Dave Chappelle.
Hey, fellas, let's beat these bitches!
Hey, fellas, let's beat these bitches!
Hey, fellas. What's goin' on?
Hey, fellas. What's goin' on?
Hey, fellas. Y'all know me. Come on, now. Look at this.
Hey, fellas. Y'all know me. Come on, now. Look at this.
Hey, girl.
Hey, girl.
Hey, good night, Mike. See you tomorrow.
Hey, good night, Mike. See you tomorrow.
Hey, guys. Meet Mary Jane.
Hey, guys. Meet Mary Jane.
Hey, I couldn't help overhearing you guys.
Hey, I couldn't help overhearing you guys.
Hey, I'm sorry. I was talkin' to the horse.
Hey, I'm sorry. I was talkin' to the horse.
Hey, Kenny, we're gonna get you out of there, man.
Hey, Kenny, we're gonna get you out of there, man.
Hey, Kenny. How they treatin' you in there?
Hey, Kenny. How they treatin' you in there?
Hey, little fella. Smell it?
Hey, little fella. Smell it?
Hey, man, we're out of papers.
Hey, man, we're out of papers.
Hey, man. Sorry to wake you, but you gotta try this.
Hey, man. Sorry to wake you, but you gotta try this.
Hey, Mary Jane, I can explain everything, all right?
Hey, Mary Jane, I can explain everything, all right?
Hey, Mary Jane!
Hey, Mary Jane!
Hey, ******, what time is it? It's 8:30.
Hey, ******, what time is it? It's 8:30.
Hey, Squirrel Master. Kenny.
Hey, Squirrel Master. Kenny.
Hey, thank God, man!
Hey, thank God, man!
Hey, thanks for this ride. We really appreciate it. Sure.
Hey, thanks for this ride. We really appreciate it. Sure.
Hey, uh, seein' as how we don't know who you are,
Hey, uh, seein' as how we don't know who you are,
Hey, uh, you guys believe in angels or...
Hey, uh, you guys believe in angels or...
Hey, wait a minute, guys.
Hey, wait a minute, guys.
Hey, what can I get you? Could I have a hot dog with ketchup and sauerkraut?
Hey, what can I get you? Could I have a hot dog with ketchup and sauerkraut?
Hey, what day is it? Saturday.
Hey, what day is it? Saturday.
Hey, who's on munchies tonight?
Hey, who's on munchies tonight?
Hey, why didn't you tell me you were into this shit?
Hey, why didn't you tell me you were into this shit?
Hey, yo, wait! Dude, I'm gonna check out the stars later.
Hey, yo, wait! Dude, I'm gonna check out the stars later.
Hey, you guys.
Hey, you guys.
Hey, you wanna eat at the Happy Palace? Uh, how 'bout a hot dog, huh?
Hey, you wanna eat at the Happy Palace? Uh, how 'bout a hot dog, huh?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Hey.
Hey! Hey.
Hey! Smell it. Okay. All right. Mm.
Hey! Smell it. Okay. All right. Mm.
Hey. He killed...
Hey. He killed...
Hey. Here you go.
Hey. Here you go.
Hi, everyone. My name is Thurgood.
Hi, everyone. My name is Thurgood.
Hi, there, Fish. See what I mean?
Hi, there, Fish. See what I mean?
Hi, Thurgood. Hi.
Hi, Thurgood. Hi.
Hi, you called about your plumbing? Empty pipes?
Hi, you called about your plumbing? Empty pipes?
Hi. Are you?
Hi. Are you?
High, high, high, high
High, high, high, high
High, high, high, high
High, high, high, high
High, high, high, high
High, high, high, high
High, high, high, high
High, high, high, high
High, high, high, high
High, high, high, high
High, high, high, high
High, high, high, high
High, high, high, high
High, high, high, high
His love life. I'm impotent, man. Get away from me, bitch!
His love life. I'm impotent, man. Get away from me, bitch!
His spirituality. God, if you listenin'... help!
His spirituality. God, if you listenin'... help!
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on. Hold on.
Hold up!
Hold up!
How 'bout right now? Just meet me at the place you dropped us off at.
How 'bout right now? Just meet me at the place you dropped us off at.
How are you gonna bring Samson down?
How are you gonna bring Samson down?
How much did that cost, man? Ah.
How much did that cost, man? Ah.
How y'all feel about Mary Jane
How y'all feel about Mary Jane
How you doin', Kenny? Kenny?
How you doin', Kenny? Kenny?
How? Weed, man.
How? Weed, man.
Huh? Who's comin' with me, man?
Huh? Who's comin' with me, man?
I ain't even into the motherfucker yet. Back up, brother.
I ain't even into the motherfucker yet. Back up, brother.
I believe him, yo. I don't know why, but I do.
I believe him, yo. I don't know why, but I do.
I can't believe that I fell for another one of you lowlife assholes again.
I can't believe that I fell for another one of you lowlife assholes again.
I can't feel my hands!
I can't feel my hands!
I can't quit sellin' it yet, but I'll quit smokin' it.
I can't quit sellin' it yet, but I'll quit smokin' it.
I can't take it no more. No wonder he smokes a pound a week.
I can't take it no more. No wonder he smokes a pound a week.
I could feel she wanted me to say something.
I could feel she wanted me to say something.
I couldn't stop thinkin' about gettin' high.
I couldn't stop thinkin' about gettin' high.
I couldn't stop thinkin' about her, man. I missed her.
I couldn't stop thinkin' about her, man. I missed her.
I didn't let him stay here. I don't know him, man.
I didn't let him stay here. I don't know him, man.
I do! Who you know?
I do! Who you know?
I don't do drugs. Drugs make me sick.
I don't do drugs. Drugs make me sick.
I don't even know nobody named Old James. Shoot. Go on!
I don't even know nobody named Old James. Shoot. Go on!
I don't know which one of these categories we fall into, but I'll tell you this:
I don't know which one of these categories we fall into, but I'll tell you this:
I don't know, man. What? What?
I don't know, man. What? What?
I don't know. IWe never used 'em.
I don't know. IWe never used 'em.
I don't know. Maybe 5:00... 6:30.
I don't know. Maybe 5:00... 6:30.
I don't mean to rub it in, folks.
I don't mean to rub it in, folks.
I don't need to tell you this, but this weed was...
I don't need to tell you this, but this weed was...
I don't remember graduatin'. And my first sexual experience I don't remember that either.
I don't remember graduatin'. And my first sexual experience I don't remember that either.
I feel it. Man, you're cool as shit, mister.
I feel it. Man, you're cool as shit, mister.
I get lifted up
I get lifted up
I get lifted up
I get lifted up
I get lifted up
I get lifted up
I get lifted up
I get lifted up
I get lifted up
I get lifted up
I get lifted up
I get lifted up
I get lifted up
I get lifted up
I get lifted up
I get lifted up
I get lifted up
I get lifted up
I get lifted up
I get lifted up
I get so many rides home from prison.
I get so many rides home from prison.
I got it! I know how we could get Kenny out.
I got it! I know how we could get Kenny out.
I got it. I got it.
I got it. I got it.
I got some booty. I got some booty. I got some booty.
I got some booty. I got some booty. I got some booty.
I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out.
I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out.
I got weed. I got my bong out. Come on, son.
I got weed. I got my bong out. Come on, son.
I gotta smoke. I have got to smoke.
I gotta smoke. I have got to smoke.
I gottaI gotta get a form from a scientist.
I gottaI gotta get a form from a scientist.
I guess that'd be me.
I guess that'd be me.
I had to get Mary Jane back.
I had to get Mary Jane back.
I hate to do it, but I gotta charge you. That's 60 bucks.
I hate to do it, but I gotta charge you. That's 60 bucks.
I have killed part of myself. I cannot change this, I.
I have killed part of myself. I cannot change this, I.
I have killed. I have helped kill.
I have killed. I have helped kill.
I haven't been so thirsty in my entire life.
I haven't been so thirsty in my entire life.
I hope there's some way I can pay you back when we get on the outside.
I hope there's some way I can pay you back when we get on the outside.
I just gave him some candy and some chips...
I just gave him some candy and some chips...
I just wanna say,
I just wanna say,
I knew it! You forgot your hat.
I knew it! You forgot your hat.
I knew it.
I knew it.
I know a really good place uptown.
I know a really good place uptown.
I know. I know what you're thinkin'.
I know. I know what you're thinkin'.
I love Al Pacino, man.
I love Al Pacino, man.
I love buttered stuff. Buttercup.
I love buttered stuff. Buttercup.
I love horses. I love horses.
I love horses. I love horses.
I love you guys.
I love you guys.
I love you too.
I love you too.
I love you.
I love you.
I mean we haven't smoked any weed today, man.
I mean we haven't smoked any weed today, man.
I mean, do I look like somebody that would smoke... marijuana?
I mean, do I look like somebody that would smoke... marijuana?
I mean, talk about a guy with problems. Tough break.
I mean, talk about a guy with problems. Tough break.
I mean, they are scientists.
I mean, they are scientists.
I mean, they might call it the city that never sleeps, but I'll tell you this:
I mean, they might call it the city that never sleeps, but I'll tell you this:
I mean, we can't bring him down. Crazy.
I mean, we can't bring him down. Crazy.
I mean, work on it a little bit, but it's good.
I mean, work on it a little bit, but it's good.
I mean, you can get anything you want, from weed to heroin.
I mean, you can get anything you want, from weed to heroin.
I miss you. I'll do whatever it takes to get you back.
I miss you. I'll do whatever it takes to get you back.
I must seek Buddha. I must seek Christ.
I must seek Buddha. I must seek Christ.
I myself am a master of the custodial arts,
I myself am a master of the custodial arts,
I need an ambulance, now! Officer down.
I need an ambulance, now! Officer down.
I need it A.S.A.P.
I need it A.S.A.P.
I never needed anyone
I never needed anyone
I never screwed up. I fed the horse.
I never screwed up. I fed the horse.
I never seen this much weed in my life! Let's go!
I never seen this much weed in my life! Let's go!
I never thought I'd say this to anybody,
I never thought I'd say this to anybody,
I only had eight bucks. This was gonna take some careful budgeting and maneuvering.
I only had eight bucks. This was gonna take some careful budgeting and maneuvering.
I repeat: Officer down!
I repeat: Officer down!
I said it never locked. Well, hurry, yo!
I said it never locked. Well, hurry, yo!
I say they got a piney taste, almost minty. Notice the little red hairs.
I say they got a piney taste, almost minty. Notice the little red hairs.
I say we book 'em. You got me? We book 'em.
I say we book 'em. You got me? We book 'em.
I see those. And it's definitely the highest grade hydroponics in the city.
I see those. And it's definitely the highest grade hydroponics in the city.
I smoke weed here all the time. This door's never locked.
I smoke weed here all the time. This door's never locked.
I think it's more complex than that.
I think it's more complex than that.
I think they're mistakin' my kindness for weakness. I'm scared.
I think they're mistakin' my kindness for weakness. I'm scared.
I think you're bullshitting me.
I think you're bullshitting me.
I understand.
I understand.
I used to suck dick for coke. I seen him!
I used to suck dick for coke. I seen him!
I wanna sit him down and ask him some questions.
I wanna sit him down and ask him some questions.
I wanna talk to Samson
I wanna talk to Samson
I want you back, Mary Jane.
I want you back, Mary Jane.
I was flat broke.
I was flat broke.
I was hooked on Mary Jane.
I was hooked on Mary Jane.
I was up all night getting harassed.
I was up all night getting harassed.
I will. Jan.
I will. Jan.
I would imagine he's some sort of drug dealer.
I would imagine he's some sort of drug dealer.
I would... but I'm gay, you know?
I would... but I'm gay, you know?
I'll be fine. The robbery is what's important now.
I'll be fine. The robbery is what's important now.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I'll do the honors.
I'll do the honors.
I'll give you five. Uh uh. He autographed it himself.
I'll give you five. Uh uh. He autographed it himself.
I'll pretend I'm Jamaican, man.
I'll pretend I'm Jamaican, man.
I'll wear a wire. Hmm?
I'll wear a wire. Hmm?
I'm a detective. Yeah, we're detectives.
I'm a detective. Yeah, we're detectives.
I'm a scholar.
I'm a scholar.
I'm a schoolteacher! Shut up! You're a cop killer.
I'm a schoolteacher! Shut up! You're a cop killer.
I'm aI'm a peaceful man.
I'm aI'm a peaceful man.
I'm all out of food. You ate it all.
I'm all out of food. You ate it all.
I'm all out.
I'm all out.
I'm countin' on you, man! Please! Please!
I'm countin' on you, man! Please! Please!
I'm Cuban, B. Yes, Cuban B.
I'm Cuban, B. Yes, Cuban B.
I'm done smokin' it. This is the last of it, right here.
I'm done smokin' it. This is the last of it, right here.
I'm from Jamaica.
I'm from Jamaica.
I'm glued to the floor.
I'm glued to the floor.
I'm gonna be sober. There's no more weed, no more nothin'.
I'm gonna be sober. There's no more weed, no more nothin'.
I'm gonna call Brian.
I'm gonna call Brian.
I'm gonna take your little Mexican friend with me,
I'm gonna take your little Mexican friend with me,
I'm here today because I'm addicted... to marijuana.
I'm here today because I'm addicted... to marijuana.
I'm hungry, man. All right, yo.
I'm hungry, man. All right, yo.
I'm in love with Mary Jane
I'm in love with Mary Jane
I'm leaving. Well, uh, can I leave with ya?
I'm leaving. Well, uh, can I leave with ya?
I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do:
I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do:
I'm real bad at this, but you think sometime we could get together,
I'm real bad at this, but you think sometime we could get together,
I'm somebody's bitch.
I'm somebody's bitch.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry. I didn't even see him.
I'm sorry. I didn't even see him.
I'm sorry. Samson, I'm sorry. Okay?
I'm sorry. Samson, I'm sorry. Okay?
I'm takin' it slow, man.
I'm takin' it slow, man.
I'm talkin' to you. Thanks a lot, fellas.
I'm talkin' to you. Thanks a lot, fellas.
I've got a date with Mary Jane!
I've got a date with Mary Jane!
I've not had a hot dog in so long.
I've not had a hot dog in so long.
If any, are the medicinal purposes of marijuana.
If any, are the medicinal purposes of marijuana.
If he ain't back in ten minutes,
If he ain't back in ten minutes,
If I did that, then I'd have to give it to you every day,
If I did that, then I'd have to give it to you every day,
If I wasn't Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat? Hmm?
If I wasn't Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat? Hmm?
If I wasn't Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat? Hmm?
If I wasn't Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat? Hmm?
If I'm not back in ten minutes, call the police.
If I'm not back in ten minutes, call the police.
If somethin' happens to us, could you...
If somethin' happens to us, could you...
If that's what you want, then then I'll change for you.
If that's what you want, then then I'll change for you.
If the three of us go in there all clear eyed, Samson is gonna know somethin's up.
If the three of us go in there all clear eyed, Samson is gonna know somethin's up.
If you ever need a guinea pig, let me know.
If you ever need a guinea pig, let me know.
If you guys spend one more dime, I swear I will bitch slap you.
If you guys spend one more dime, I swear I will bitch slap you.
If you love me, Mary Jane Mary Jane
If you love me, Mary Jane Mary Jane
If you want to learn more about marijuana or other illegal substances,
If you want to learn more about marijuana or other illegal substances,
II can feel them.
II can feel them.
II sign for this, and it's mine?
II sign for this, and it's mine?
Including the house, it was only 250, yo.
Including the house, it was only 250, yo.
Is it January?
Is it January?
Is some Columbian heaven.
Is some Columbian heaven.
Is that Prell? Do you use Prell?
Is that Prell? Do you use Prell?
Is that right?
Is that right?
Is tokin' up, trying to figure out a way to bond with his son.
Is tokin' up, trying to figure out a way to bond with his son.
Isn't that Thurgood, the custodian? Yeah.
Isn't that Thurgood, the custodian? Yeah.
It ain't always good...
It ain't always good...
It makes your teeth go pop, pop, pop.
It makes your teeth go pop, pop, pop.
It ruined his life. That must've been shitty.
It ruined his life. That must've been shitty.
It takes a lot of fuckin' weed naps. Free!
It takes a lot of fuckin' weed naps. Free!
It was a little degrading.
It was a little degrading.
It was me, Brian, Kenny, Scarface...
It was me, Brian, Kenny, Scarface...
It was really good too.
It was really good too.
It was time to get help.
It was time to get help.
It won't take us hardly any time, B.
It won't take us hardly any time, B.
It'll work, I promise you.
It'll work, I promise you.
It's a thing I'm into.
It's a thing I'm into.
It's been a pleasure doing business with you.
It's been a pleasure doing business with you.
It's for saving Kenny's sweet virgin ass, man!
It's for saving Kenny's sweet virgin ass, man!
It's like I feel stuck here, yo.
It's like I feel stuck here, yo.
It's not open and shut. What do you guys do for a living?
It's not open and shut. What do you guys do for a living?
It's on the second floor. Just run this down?
It's on the second floor. Just run this down?
It's really real
It's really real
It's really trippy. Especially on weed, man.
It's really trippy. Especially on weed, man.
It's that no thing that gets me. Maybe I'll hear from you.
It's that no thing that gets me. Maybe I'll hear from you.
It's the latest thing. All the kids are saying it, all right?
It's the latest thing. All the kids are saying it, all right?
It's too bad, man. I just stopped smokin' yesterday.
It's too bad, man. I just stopped smokin' yesterday.
Jan, stop it, man.
Jan, stop it, man.
Jan, will you be my girlfriend?
Jan, will you be my girlfriend?
Janitor? Janitor?
Janitor? Janitor?
Jerry, I really need your help, man. Feel us...
Jerry, I really need your help, man. Feel us...
Jerry... thank you, man.
Jerry... thank you, man.
Jesse, can we get some cocaine and get the hell outta here?
Jesse, can we get some cocaine and get the hell outta here?
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Joking!
Joking!
Jose, you crazy, man. He's crazy. Come on, man. Let me get them dimes.
Jose, you crazy, man. He's crazy. Come on, man. Let me get them dimes.
Just a sec. Okay.
Just a sec. Okay.
Just ask me how. Ask me!
Just ask me how. Ask me!
Just go in and rob the place blind.
Just go in and rob the place blind.
Just remember to speak clearly.
Just remember to speak clearly.
Just? No, no, no, no. Not just.
Just? No, no, no, no. Not just.
Kenny called. He's in jail.
Kenny called. He's in jail.
Kenny didn't come home last night. We are worried, man.
Kenny didn't come home last night. We are worried, man.
Kenny is probably doin' the best out of all of us.
Kenny is probably doin' the best out of all of us.
Kenny, 11 days? That seems a little stiff, man.
Kenny, 11 days? That seems a little stiff, man.
Kenny, how long can you make it in there?
Kenny, how long can you make it in there?
Kenny, stop crying. Stop crying, Kenny. Look at me.
Kenny, stop crying. Stop crying, Kenny. Look at me.
Killer paid the price, yo.
Killer paid the price, yo.
Knight Rider.
Knight Rider.
Ladies. Abracadabra.
Ladies. Abracadabra.
Lady, you want seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record?
Lady, you want seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record?
Let me get four dime bags. Uh, I don't have no idea what you're talking about.
Let me get four dime bags. Uh, I don't have no idea what you're talking about.
Let me just give you my number. Is that cool?
Let me just give you my number. Is that cool?
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's go check in on Kenny, huh?
Let's go check in on Kenny, huh?
Let's go, man. Let's go. It's money.
Let's go, man. Let's go. It's money.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go. Come on. All right. Let's move.
Let's go. Come on. All right. Let's move.
Let's just give him a proper burial, all right?
Let's just give him a proper burial, all right?
Let's just say I'm not gettin' the respect a cop killer deserves.
Let's just say I'm not gettin' the respect a cop killer deserves.
Let's not tell anyone about it, okay?
Let's not tell anyone about it, okay?
Let's see what I got here.
Let's see what I got here.
Listen, do you guys need a ride? I have a car.
Listen, do you guys need a ride? I have a car.
Look at all these people!
Look at all these people!
Look who's walkin'.
Look who's walkin'.
Look, here'shere's a little something for your troubles.
Look, here'shere's a little something for your troubles.
Look, I'm not stealin' weed. We are not sellin' weed.
Look, I'm not stealin' weed. We are not sellin' weed.
Looks like heroin to me, yo. Yeah. Is that heroin?
Looks like heroin to me, yo. Yeah. Is that heroin?
Looks like some sort of a business card.
Looks like some sort of a business card.
Lucky for us, the cops had our backs.
Lucky for us, the cops had our backs.
Make sure chocolate. Gotta have chocolate, man.
Make sure chocolate. Gotta have chocolate, man.
Makin' love was just for fun
Makin' love was just for fun
Man, give me your fruit cocktail.
Man, give me your fruit cocktail.
Man, I remember when a dime bag cost a dime, you know what I mean?
Man, I remember when a dime bag cost a dime, you know what I mean?
Man, that first day of sobriety sucked.
Man, that first day of sobriety sucked.
Man, they got whole bunch of this stuff at work.
Man, they got whole bunch of this stuff at work.
Man, this is some bullshit!
Man, this is some bullshit!
Man, we are in trouble, man.
Man, we are in trouble, man.
Man, you can't up and decide to sell weed.
Man, you can't up and decide to sell weed.
Marijuana affects the memory.
Marijuana affects the memory.
Marijuana is not a drug.
Marijuana is not a drug.
Marijuana is terrible. It's a gateway drug.
Marijuana is terrible. It's a gateway drug.
Marijuana is terrible. It's a gateway drug.
Marijuana is terrible. It's a gateway drug.
Marijuana?
Marijuana?
Mary Jane dumped me. Shh. Quiet down, yo.
Mary Jane dumped me. Shh. Quiet down, yo.
Mary Jane How y'all feel about Mary Jane
Mary Jane How y'all feel about Mary Jane
Mary Jane She's my main thing
Mary Jane She's my main thing
Mary Jane, look, the only reason I lied to you was because I like you...
Mary Jane, look, the only reason I lied to you was because I like you...
Mary Jane, you'll see. I'll be back. I'll be a changed man.
Mary Jane, you'll see. I'll be back. I'll be a changed man.
Mary Jane! What is that about, man? I hate y'all.
Mary Jane! What is that about, man? I hate y'all.
Mary Jane.
Mary Jane.
Mary Jane. Really?
Mary Jane. Really?
Mary likes to spread her love
Mary likes to spread her love
Mary very, very necessary Extraordinary bein' Mary
Mary very, very necessary Extraordinary bein' Mary
Maui Wowie!
Maui Wowie!
Maybe go out for some ice cream or something?
Maybe go out for some ice cream or something?
Maybe. Maybe is an acceptable answer.
Maybe. Maybe is an acceptable answer.
Meet her. Say hello to her. Shake her hand even.
Meet her. Say hello to her. Shake her hand even.
Mi casa es su casa. Observe.
Mi casa es su casa. Observe.
Mm. It wasn't the thing to do because it was the thing to do, you know?
Mm. It wasn't the thing to do because it was the thing to do, you know?
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Oh, bip
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Oh, bip
Mmm. Come here, doggie.
Mmm. Come here, doggie.
Mmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
Mmm. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
Mmm. Mmm mmm. Yeah, I mean, I do miss my dad.
Mmm. Mmm mmm. Yeah, I mean, I do miss my dad.
Mmm. Wow.
Mmm. Wow.
Mood swings, forgetfulness and, of course, the dreaded low sperm count.
Mood swings, forgetfulness and, of course, the dreaded low sperm count.
More complex than that? You know what I think happened?
More complex than that? You know what I think happened?
Motherfucker said, ice cream!
Motherfucker said, ice cream!
Move in.
Move in.
Mr. Nice Guy was blowin' up, man.
Mr. Nice Guy was blowin' up, man.
Mr. Nice Guy, Party Accessories.
Mr. Nice Guy, Party Accessories.
Mr. Nice Guy. Oh, I may have the wrong number.
Mr. Nice Guy. Oh, I may have the wrong number.
My father's a drug dealer. Wow, that must've been the shit.
My father's a drug dealer. Wow, that must've been the shit.
My grandfather was in the Tuskegee experiments.
My grandfather was in the Tuskegee experiments.
My last clear memory, really.
My last clear memory, really.
My man ain't coughed like that since back in the day.
My man ain't coughed like that since back in the day.
My weed's wearing off.
My weed's wearing off.
Nah, I'm a custodian. So, what are you here for?
Nah, I'm a custodian. So, what are you here for?
Nah, yo. We don't feel like smokin' right now.
Nah, yo. We don't feel like smokin' right now.
Naughty jungle of love!
Naughty jungle of love!
******, I thought you said you was crippled.
******, I thought you said you was crippled.
No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny.
No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny.
No cocktail party would be complete without the ice plant.
No cocktail party would be complete without the ice plant.
No codes. No slang. Yeah.
No codes. No slang. Yeah.
No longer beat.
No longer beat.
No more window love. Go and sell it.
No more window love. Go and sell it.
No way. You think?
No way. You think?
No, because we don't have any money.
No, because we don't have any money.
No, man, it's August.
No, man, it's August.
No, my grandmother died of lung cancer. I'm sorry to hear that.
No, my grandmother died of lung cancer. I'm sorry to hear that.
No, no. This is Mary Jane.
No, no. This is Mary Jane.
No, thank you.
No, thank you.
No, yo!
No, yo!
No!
No!
No! Naughty!
No! Naughty!
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. I smell weed, man.
No. I smell weed, man.
No. No! It wouldn't be right.
No. No! It wouldn't be right.
No. She's looking.
No. She's looking.
No. Sorry, man.
No. Sorry, man.
Nobody move!
Nobody move!
Not me. Oh, not us.
Not me. Oh, not us.
Nothin', man. Yo, Killer. Kill! Killer, kill!
Nothin', man. Yo, Killer. Kill! Killer, kill!
Nothin'? Yeah, just chillin'.
Nothin'? Yeah, just chillin'.
Now all we gotta do is go down this hatch to the second floor supply room.
Now all we gotta do is go down this hatch to the second floor supply room.
Now is there anything you want to say to your friends? Jerry, we need you.
Now is there anything you want to say to your friends? Jerry, we need you.
Now this is what's gonna happen.
Now this is what's gonna happen.
Now you're one of us.
Now you're one of us.
Now, don't call too late, 'cause you know I be strippin' in the evenings.
Now, don't call too late, 'cause you know I be strippin' in the evenings.
Now, everybody has their own little ritual when it comes to smokin'.
Now, everybody has their own little ritual when it comes to smokin'.
Now, I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.
Now, I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.
Now, in the next room, his father, an I'm 40, But I'm Still Cool smoker,
Now, in the next room, his father, an I'm 40, But I'm Still Cool smoker,
Now, Killer was born to a three legged bitch mother.
Now, Killer was born to a three legged bitch mother.
Now, that's a titty. Fully, man.
Now, that's a titty. Fully, man.
Now, when you can afford it, this is the best way.
Now, when you can afford it, this is the best way.
Now, you don't want me to get ugly. No, sir.
Now, you don't want me to get ugly. No, sir.
Now...
Now...
Number nine, time's up!
Number nine, time's up!
Of a man who does not exist.
Of a man who does not exist.
Of course he loves it. Yeah, your paws are tingling, aren't they?
Of course he loves it. Yeah, your paws are tingling, aren't they?
Of course, B. Bully, man.
Of course, B. Bully, man.
Oh, 'cause I told him Mr. Nice Guy was Jamaican, yo.
Oh, 'cause I told him Mr. Nice Guy was Jamaican, yo.
Oh, Brian, put yours back on, man.
Oh, Brian, put yours back on, man.
Oh, hold on. Wait a minute. Old JamesOld James wasn't there.
Oh, hold on. Wait a minute. Old JamesOld James wasn't there.
Oh, Lord, we was hooked!
Oh, Lord, we was hooked!
Oh, man!
Oh, man!
Oh, man! Oh, man!
Oh, man! Oh, man!
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, my fault. What's up? Hi.
Oh, my fault. What's up? Hi.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank... you.
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank... you.
Oh, there's some weird shit in there, man!
Oh, there's some weird shit in there, man!
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow. August.
Oh, wow. August.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes. Mary likes to play around
Oh, yes. Mary likes to play around
Oh! I'm sorry, y'all. I don't want to be the first ****** to die from a crossbow.
Oh! I'm sorry, y'all. I don't want to be the first ****** to die from a crossbow.
Oh. Okay then, detect. Ask us somethin'.
Oh. Okay then, detect. Ask us somethin'.
Ohhold it. I gotta give The Guy some of this.
Ohhold it. I gotta give The Guy some of this.
Okay, fine. Fine. We'll do it.
Okay, fine. Fine. We'll do it.
Okay, well, swear on this banana split that you don't do marijuana.
Okay, well, swear on this banana split that you don't do marijuana.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All right.
Okay. All right.
Okay. Can I buy some of your heroin too?
Okay. Can I buy some of your heroin too?
Okay. Can you give me half an hour?
Okay. Can you give me half an hour?
Okay. Okay. Make sure that you are relaxed.
Okay. Okay. Make sure that you are relaxed.
Okay. Sure. When?
Okay. Sure. When?
One pound of marijuana, and you can sign for it right here.
One pound of marijuana, and you can sign for it right here.
Ooh, she was a giver, a caring nurturer.
Ooh, she was a giver, a caring nurturer.
Ooh, that lights my fire
Ooh, that lights my fire
Ooh, that lights my life
Ooh, that lights my life
Ooh. Hurry, Thurgood.
Ooh. Hurry, Thurgood.
Operator with an emergency breakthrough from your sister.
Operator with an emergency breakthrough from your sister.
Or a janitor if you want to be a dick about it.
Or a janitor if you want to be a dick about it.
Our job is done. These guys can go home. You guys are wasted, man.
Our job is done. These guys can go home. You guys are wasted, man.
Over to my place at 3:00 tomorrow!
Over to my place at 3:00 tomorrow!
Pass it this way. Don't break the cipher.
Pass it this way. Don't break the cipher.
Peace.
Peace.
People like me. Give it to me.
People like me. Give it to me.
Perfect job for a stoner.
Perfect job for a stoner.
Pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man.
Pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man.
Possession of narcotics. Wow.
Possession of narcotics. Wow.
Pure cocaine.
Pure cocaine.
Pussy. That's right. You got it.
Pussy. That's right. You got it.
Put it down! You win.
Put it down! You win.
Red team go. Red team go.
Red team go. Red team go.
Remember, the more you read The smarter you are.
Remember, the more you read The smarter you are.
Right here in my bag.
Right here in my bag.
Right near the beach Boy
Right near the beach Boy
Right over here! Come on!
Right over here! Come on!
Samson and his girls came rollin' up in here lookin' for me.
Samson and his girls came rollin' up in here lookin' for me.
Samson did this shit, yo.
Samson did this shit, yo.
Samson Gets Me Lifted, by my main manWho? Sir Smoka Lot.
Samson Gets Me Lifted, by my main manWho? Sir Smoka Lot.
Samson Simpson, I stick by my story!
Samson Simpson, I stick by my story!
Samson, it looks like somebody is cuttin' into your business, baby.
Samson, it looks like somebody is cuttin' into your business, baby.
Samson, Samson, I hardly know you.
Samson, Samson, I hardly know you.
Samson, this is Sheila. Mama fell...
Samson, this is Sheila. Mama fell...
Samson. Oh, right.
Samson. Oh, right.
Samson's shit is blessed Got the whole town on lockdown
Samson's shit is blessed Got the whole town on lockdown
Sauerkraut's 50 cents extra. Damn!
Sauerkraut's 50 cents extra. Damn!
Say it with me:
Say it with me:
Scarface is kind of a hyper guy for a pothead. Sorry.
Scarface is kind of a hyper guy for a pothead. Sorry.
Scarface quit his job.
Scarface quit his job.
Scarface, lay it on me, brother.
Scarface, lay it on me, brother.
Scarface, perhaps you could help me.
Scarface, perhaps you could help me.
Scarface, your dog is mean, man.
Scarface, your dog is mean, man.
Scarface's plan wasn't that bad.
Scarface's plan wasn't that bad.
Secret code. Come on in.
Secret code. Come on in.
See the trouble you're gettin' me into?
See the trouble you're gettin' me into?
See, all you have to do is call them up, and a half hour later,
See, all you have to do is call them up, and a half hour later,
See, that was a joke. Get it?
See, that was a joke. Get it?
See, the problem with bodegas is they never remember you.
See, the problem with bodegas is they never remember you.
She believes weed, and only weed, brings out the artist in her.
She believes weed, and only weed, brings out the artist in her.
She held me in her arms, and it was like I was 15 years old all over again.
She held me in her arms, and it was like I was 15 years old all over again.
She is my main thing She make me feel all right
She is my main thing She make me feel all right
She make my heart sing
She make my heart sing
She make my heart sing All right, how'd you guys make out?
She make my heart sing All right, how'd you guys make out?
She was all the Mary Jane I needed.
She was all the Mary Jane I needed.
She was more organized than we were, and she was willing to work for weed.
She was more organized than we were, and she was willing to work for weed.
She's an I'm Only Creative If I Smoke smoker. Hi.
She's an I'm Only Creative If I Smoke smoker. Hi.
She's looking. All right. Real quick.
She's looking. All right. Real quick.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit. All right. I'll tell 'em.
Shit. All right. I'll tell 'em.
Shit. Do you like what you see, Samson?
Shit. Do you like what you see, Samson?
Shit. I wish.
Shit. I wish.
Shoes off.
Shoes off.
Shotgun!
Shotgun!
Shut up, bitch!
Shut up, bitch!
Sick, man! This is it?
Sick, man! This is it?
Sincerely, The Guy on the couch.
Sincerely, The Guy on the couch.
Sir Smoka Lot's on TV. Cecil?
Sir Smoka Lot's on TV. Cecil?
Sixty bucks, yo. That's cool, man.
Sixty bucks, yo. That's cool, man.
Sixty bucks? Yeah.
Sixty bucks? Yeah.
Smoke that and get back to us.
Smoke that and get back to us.
So far, so good.
So far, so good.
So he puts Killer into training. They see Killer's good.
So he puts Killer into training. They see Killer's good.
So make sure that you say it, and make sure that you get Samson to say it.
So make sure that you say it, and make sure that you get Samson to say it.
So you swear you don't?
So you swear you don't?
So, now we all live together in New York.
So, now we all live together in New York.
So, y'all want to smoke? I'll get Billy Bong Thornton.
So, y'all want to smoke? I'll get Billy Bong Thornton.
So, you wanna get together?
So, you wanna get together?
So... where's the money?
So... where's the money?
Some beef jerky. Some peanut butter.
Some beef jerky. Some peanut butter.
Some good shit.
Some good shit.
Somebody? So now we had a famous clientele and...
Somebody? So now we had a famous clientele and...
Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted
Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted
Sorry about that. What is it, scientist?
Sorry about that. What is it, scientist?
Sorry for yelling. But I'm serious.
Sorry for yelling. But I'm serious.
Sour cream and onion chips...
Sour cream and onion chips...
Spare change for some food? Oh.
Spare change for some food? Oh.
Speaking. Oh, hey, hey. It's Mary Jane.
Speaking. Oh, hey, hey. It's Mary Jane.
Step on up if you think you fit the bill Yeah
Step on up if you think you fit the bill Yeah
Still waiting on that Heifer, Julio.
Still waiting on that Heifer, Julio.
Sucks to be you, man!
Sucks to be you, man!
Sure thing, kid.
Sure thing, kid.
Sure.
Sure.
Sure. Shh.
Sure. Shh.
Surprise, surprise, surprise.
Surprise, surprise, surprise.
Take it.
Take it.
Take your shit. No, that's cool. Thanks, man.
Take your shit. No, that's cool. Thanks, man.
Tell Samson I said hello, would ya? Sure thing.
Tell Samson I said hello, would ya? Sure thing.
Thank you very much for the heroin and the cocaine. Here's your money.
Thank you very much for the heroin and the cocaine. Here's your money.
Thank you, Jan. Yeah.
Thank you, Jan. Yeah.
Thank you, scientist. Got any papers?
Thank you, scientist. Got any papers?
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Thank you. Thank you. Shh!
Thank you. Thank you. Shh!
Thank you. Then we sc****d together what little money we had...
Thank you. Then we sc****d together what little money we had...
Thanks a lot, buddy.
Thanks a lot, buddy.
Thanks for the ride. Thurgood!
Thanks for the ride. Thurgood!
Thanks, baby.
Thanks, baby.
Thanks, baby.
Thanks, baby.
Thanks, little buddy.
Thanks, little buddy.
Thanks, man. Hey, hey!
Thanks, man. Hey, hey!
Thanks, Officer.
Thanks, Officer.
That is an official fully.
That is an official fully.
That is so cool, man.
That is so cool, man.
That was a great idea, Thurgood.
That was a great idea, Thurgood.
That was a joke.
That was a joke.
That would make three of us.
That would make three of us.
That would not be right, man. Use Wesley Pipes. Yeah.
That would not be right, man. Use Wesley Pipes. Yeah.
That you got pretty eyes.
That you got pretty eyes.
That's gonna be 9, 600 bucks, bro.
That's gonna be 9, 600 bucks, bro.
That's gonna be a problem. What do you mean?
That's gonna be a problem. What do you mean?
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's it? Yeah.
That's it? Yeah.
That's real good.
That's real good.
That's the way to see it, man! It's just whacked! Pow!
That's the way to see it, man! It's just whacked! Pow!
That's what he's sayin'. We wanna burn one.
That's what he's sayin'. We wanna burn one.
That's what I'm talkin' about.
That's what I'm talkin' about.
That's what I'm talkin' about. No, Scarface.
That's what I'm talkin' about. No, Scarface.
That's where I want to live. Right there.
That's where I want to live. Right there.
The cops took all the credit for bustin' Samson, but that's not important.
The cops took all the credit for bustin' Samson, but that's not important.
The date couldn't have come at a worse time.
The date couldn't have come at a worse time.
The End.
The End.
The Food and Drug Administration are having us do a study to determine what,
The Food and Drug Administration are having us do a study to determine what,
The love I desire, babe
The love I desire, babe
The love I desire, babe
The love I desire, babe
The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around,
The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around,
The man is serious. Calm down. How serious can it be?
The man is serious. Calm down. How serious can it be?
The next mornin' the phones blew up like we were havin' a fuckin' telethon, man.
The next mornin' the phones blew up like we were havin' a fuckin' telethon, man.
The shiz nittle bam snip snap sack!
The shiz nittle bam snip snap sack!
Then I started thinkin' about the fact that she was the only girl I slept with in five years.
Then I started thinkin' about the fact that she was the only girl I slept with in five years.
Then I started thinkin' about the girl I slept with before Mary Jane.
Then I started thinkin' about the girl I slept with before Mary Jane.
Then stapled samples of our weed on the back of our business cards.
Then stapled samples of our weed on the back of our business cards.
Then there's a delivery service run by a guy named Samson Simpson.
Then there's a delivery service run by a guy named Samson Simpson.
Then there's the You Should've Been There smoker.
Then there's the You Should've Been There smoker.
Then they started goin' to war with the apartment.
Then they started goin' to war with the apartment.
Then we called the company Mr. Nice Guy in honor of our friend Kenny.
Then we called the company Mr. Nice Guy in honor of our friend Kenny.
There has got to be a legitimate way to come up with this money.
There has got to be a legitimate way to come up with this money.
There's a dude sittin' in the bushes. Does he have a gun?
There's a dude sittin' in the bushes. Does he have a gun?
There's a new Thurgood Jenkins today.
There's a new Thurgood Jenkins today.
These places always have incredibly old products. Como esta, fellas?
These places always have incredibly old products. Como esta, fellas?
They do pharmaceutical testing for the government...
They do pharmaceutical testing for the government...
They had num chuks, bolos. They be doin' Indian burns.
They had num chuks, bolos. They be doin' Indian burns.
They killed Killer, B!
They killed Killer, B!
They pit him against his brother Nibbles.
They pit him against his brother Nibbles.
They was gonna mess me up if I didn't bring them Mr. Nice Guy.
They was gonna mess me up if I didn't bring them Mr. Nice Guy.
They're bad for your body. Up with hope, down with dope.
They're bad for your body. Up with hope, down with dope.
Think about this shit please
Think about this shit please
This all you need? I guess. I don't know.
This all you need? I guess. I don't know.
This good for ya?
This good for ya?
This horse is a diabetic!
This horse is a diabetic!
This is all the cocaine we get for ten G's, B?
This is all the cocaine we get for ten G's, B?
This is Buster Phillips, and coming in at number eight, like El Nino,
This is Buster Phillips, and coming in at number eight, like El Nino,
This is for Killer, B.
This is for Killer, B.
This is so We are in business, man.
This is so We are in business, man.
This is the way it's gonna work.
This is the way it's gonna work.
This job... sucks.
This job... sucks.
This stuff didn't even work. Man!
This stuff didn't even work. Man!
Those days are gone
Those days are gone
Those guys Those guys are doomed!
Those guys Those guys are doomed!
Three hours and 14 miles later, I hadn't spent one penny.
Three hours and 14 miles later, I hadn't spent one penny.
Thurgood, Thurgood. Nice letter.
Thurgood, Thurgood. Nice letter.
Thurgood, why don't you just focus on one thing at a time?
Thurgood, why don't you just focus on one thing at a time?
Thurgood, why the long face, man?
Thurgood, why the long face, man?
Thurgood. Come on, man. We gotta go.
Thurgood. Come on, man. We gotta go.
Time's up, number nine. That's me.
Time's up, number nine. That's me.
To get high before you have important things to do.
To get high before you have important things to do.
Tomorrow I'll be a cowboy, the day after that an Indian.
Tomorrow I'll be a cowboy, the day after that an Indian.
Tomorrow's Sunday. There'll be no one in there.
Tomorrow's Sunday. There'll be no one in there.
Too risky, man. Stop bein' such a wussy, yo.
Too risky, man. Stop bein' such a wussy, yo.
Turn around and ask me for Heifer with cheese, yo!
Turn around and ask me for Heifer with cheese, yo!
Twenty thousand seems fair. That seems fair, right guys? It's fair.
Twenty thousand seems fair. That seems fair, right guys? It's fair.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Um, do you mind if we take a cab this time?
Um, do you mind if we take a cab this time?
Um, is Thurgood around?
Um, is Thurgood around?
Um, let me get a pound of your sweetest chiva.
Um, let me get a pound of your sweetest chiva.
Um, Samson, can I ask you a question?
Um, Samson, can I ask you a question?
Unless you say out loud what it is you're buying, we got nothin'.
Unless you say out loud what it is you're buying, we got nothin'.
Wait. Wait. I think I got an idea.
Wait. Wait. I think I got an idea.
Wanna go for a walk?
Wanna go for a walk?
Wanna go outside? Yeah.
Wanna go outside? Yeah.
Want me to call the cops? No. This is too much fun.
Want me to call the cops? No. This is too much fun.
Wash off your hanKenny's butthole was in constant jeopardy.
Wash off your hanKenny's butthole was in constant jeopardy.
Watch your back, Fish, 'cause Squirrel Master ain't gonna be there for you all the time.
Watch your back, Fish, 'cause Squirrel Master ain't gonna be there for you all the time.
We ain't no goddamn potheads.
We ain't no goddamn potheads.
We are three reasonably bright young men.
We are three reasonably bright young men.
We call this kid the After School Special smoker.
We call this kid the After School Special smoker.
We callin' Domino's.
We callin' Domino's.
We could've been hangin' out months ago. No, no, no.
We could've been hangin' out months ago. No, no, no.
We didn't mind. Huh? Did we, Fuzzy Nuts?
We didn't mind. Huh? Did we, Fuzzy Nuts?
We don't have a corkscrew.
We don't have a corkscrew.
We even stole a few from Samson. Oh, what's up, ******?
We even stole a few from Samson. Oh, what's up, ******?
We figured the best way to spread the word was to hit the streets.
We figured the best way to spread the word was to hit the streets.
We gonna sell weed, yo. Yeah, great. Weed. Good. Go.
We gonna sell weed, yo. Yeah, great. Weed. Good. Go.
We got a meeting with him in a couple days.
We got a meeting with him in a couple days.
We got customers from all over New York.
We got customers from all over New York.
We gotta start bein' more responsible and focused.
We gotta start bein' more responsible and focused.
We had to hire that girl Jan 'cause she followed Brian.
We had to hire that girl Jan 'cause she followed Brian.
We have a meeting with Samson tomorrow at 3:00. Where are we gonna get a Jamaican?
We have a meeting with Samson tomorrow at 3:00. Where are we gonna get a Jamaican?
We have other product. Oh, like more cocaine?
We have other product. Oh, like more cocaine?
We just gotta think. That's all that is.
We just gotta think. That's all that is.
We kept pluggin' away with the weed deliveries,
We kept pluggin' away with the weed deliveries,
We made over 20 grand that first week, man.
We made over 20 grand that first week, man.
We met all kinds of customers, like this guy here.
We met all kinds of customers, like this guy here.
We really had to hustle, and that meant takin' on new customers.
We really had to hustle, and that meant takin' on new customers.
We used to eat it all the time back in the day.
We used to eat it all the time back in the day.
We was toe up!
We was toe up!
We were really, really high.
We were really, really high.
We'll sell weed.
We'll sell weed.
We're alone
We're alone
We're fund raisers. Well, you said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace.
We're fund raisers. Well, you said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace.
We're in a lot of trouble, guys.
We're in a lot of trouble, guys.
We're in a lot of trouble.
We're in a lot of trouble.
We're not drug dealers. We're fund raisers.
We're not drug dealers. We're fund raisers.
We're talkin' about Mary Jane
We're talkin' about Mary Jane
We're talkin' about Mary Jane Damn, this weed is good.
We're talkin' about Mary Jane Damn, this weed is good.
We've really gotta get this guy out of jail.
We've really gotta get this guy out of jail.
Weed out there, yo.
Weed out there, yo.
Welcome to my lair.
Welcome to my lair.
Well, abracadabra. Whoa!
Well, abracadabra. Whoa!
Well, could you be a little more specific?
Well, could you be a little more specific?
Well, did you get my message?
Well, did you get my message?
Well, how hard can it be, man? There's gotta be forms laying around.
Well, how hard can it be, man? There's gotta be forms laying around.
Well, I can't.
Well, I can't.
Well, I heard he's got great weed, but that's neither here nor there.
Well, I heard he's got great weed, but that's neither here nor there.
Well, I want half,
Well, I want half,
Well, I wasn't, but then I decided I don't care what my friends think.
Well, I wasn't, but then I decided I don't care what my friends think.
Well, if you think it's gonna help.
Well, if you think it's gonna help.
Well, sweet pea, we're all crippled in some way.
Well, sweet pea, we're all crippled in some way.
Well, that's all the more reason to toke up, man. Ease the pain.
Well, that's all the more reason to toke up, man. Ease the pain.
Well, well, well, if it isn't Mr. Nice Guy.
Well, well, well, if it isn't Mr. Nice Guy.
Well, you know, I be from Jamaica, man. Lord have mercy.
Well, you know, I be from Jamaica, man. Lord have mercy.
WeWe just started this because our friend got locked up.
WeWe just started this because our friend got locked up.
What a country!
What a country!
What are you doing, man? Bouncy. Body.
What are you doing, man? Bouncy. Body.
What did I I told you he was real, man.
What did I I told you he was real, man.
What did I tell you, Nate? Come on. Come on.
What did I tell you, Nate? Come on. Come on.
What do you guys want?
What do you guys want?
What do you know about this new Jamaican, this Mr. Nice Guy? Yeah.
What do you know about this new Jamaican, this Mr. Nice Guy? Yeah.
What do you want, Master? Bitch, you know what I want.
What do you want, Master? Bitch, you know what I want.
What do you want?
What do you want?
What happened, man?
What happened, man?
What happened? I didn't think you were gonna call me.
What happened? I didn't think you were gonna call me.
What if The Guy did it?
What if The Guy did it?
What is it? It's not the most honest plan. You might not like it.
What is it? It's not the most honest plan. You might not like it.
What it smell like? Smell like...
What it smell like? Smell like...
What other choice do we have, right? Yeah.
What other choice do we have, right? Yeah.
What part of Jamaica?
What part of Jamaica?
What the fuck are you talkin' about, man?
What the fuck are you talkin' about, man?
What the fuck is 814?
What the fuck is 814?
What the hell did you give my Buttercup?
What the hell did you give my Buttercup?
What the hell's wrong with y'all? She looked good.
What the hell's wrong with y'all? She looked good.
What was important is that we cut a deal, and Kenny was finally free.
What was important is that we cut a deal, and Kenny was finally free.
What we have here...
What we have here...
What y'all doin'? Nothin'.
What y'all doin'? Nothin'.
What, did you go to weed college? Damn, ******.
What, did you go to weed college? Damn, ******.
What, you think I can just walk in and take this shit?
What, you think I can just walk in and take this shit?
What? Abracadabra?
What? Abracadabra?
What? Oh, my God.
What? Oh, my God.
What's that like?
What's that like?
What's the matter? Let me inhale it. Let me have some.
What's the matter? Let me inhale it. Let me have some.
What's up, dogs? Scoot over. Let me get in here, man.
What's up, dogs? Scoot over. Let me get in here, man.
What's up, man? What's up, boy?
What's up, man? What's up, boy?
What's up, yo? Nada. I'm just chillin'.
What's up, yo? Nada. I'm just chillin'.
What's up? Nothin', man.
What's up? Nothin', man.
When I was young
When I was young
When life is hard, I pick up that card with the smiley face
When life is hard, I pick up that card with the smiley face
When you get in there, give him the 20 grand you owe him,
When you get in there, give him the 20 grand you owe him,
Which brings me to the Brooklyn Bridge,
Which brings me to the Brooklyn Bridge,
Which I know might scare a lot of parents, seeing as how he's a weedhead and all.
Which I know might scare a lot of parents, seeing as how he's a weedhead and all.
Which, by our calculations Is fucking impossible, man!
Which, by our calculations Is fucking impossible, man!
Who is this Mr. Nice Guy?
Who is this Mr. Nice Guy?
Who is this? This is Samson, smarty pants.
Who is this? This is Samson, smarty pants.
Who the hell told you that? The guy who sold it to me. Barry Garcia.
Who the hell told you that? The guy who sold it to me. Barry Garcia.
Who's comin', man? Who's comin' with me?
Who's comin', man? Who's comin' with me?
Whoa! My nads! Oh!
Whoa! My nads! Oh!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Why am I tellin' Mary Jane I don't have any money? 'Cause you're a fibber.
Why am I tellin' Mary Jane I don't have any money? 'Cause you're a fibber.
Why do you think Samson thinks that Mr. Nice Guy's a Jamaican?
Why do you think Samson thinks that Mr. Nice Guy's a Jamaican?
Why don't we sell that shit we smoked the other night, yo?
Why don't we sell that shit we smoked the other night, yo?
Why don't you light it up there, brother? All right. Here goes nothin'.
Why don't you light it up there, brother? All right. Here goes nothin'.
Why must you rage? Stop the hate, child.
Why must you rage? Stop the hate, child.
Why the hell are you guys spendin' money? We're not drug dealers, remember?
Why the hell are you guys spendin' money? We're not drug dealers, remember?
Why you gotta make me feel inferior 'cause I'm on the grill, B? Damn!
Why you gotta make me feel inferior 'cause I'm on the grill, B? Damn!
Why you gotta make me feel inferior 'cause I'm on the grill, B? Damn!
Why you gotta make me feel inferior 'cause I'm on the grill, B? Damn!
Why? I just thought he sounded Jamaican inside my head.
Why? I just thought he sounded Jamaican inside my head.
Why? Why?
Why? Why?
Word, yo? Yes!
Word, yo? Yes!
Word, yo. Where the hell is he?
Word, yo. Where the hell is he?
Would you like to hear some of my poetry? Not really.
Would you like to hear some of my poetry? Not really.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. I mean, where do you even Just smoke it, yo!
Wow. I mean, where do you even Just smoke it, yo!
Y'all don't know about Mary Jane Mary Jane
Y'all don't know about Mary Jane Mary Jane
Y'all don't know about Mary Jane Mary Jane
Y'all don't know about Mary Jane Mary Jane
Yea!
Yea!
Yeah, half an hour's cool. Great.
Yeah, half an hour's cool. Great.
Yeah, it's bad enough you're a janitor, yo.
Yeah, it's bad enough you're a janitor, yo.
Yeah, man!
Yeah, man!
Yeah, mostly junk food.
Yeah, mostly junk food.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, sure. We can go for a walk.
Yeah, sure. We can go for a walk.
Yeah, that's what I was sayin', yo.
Yeah, that's what I was sayin', yo.
Yeah, with your number on it. You know, I can't believe this!
Yeah, with your number on it. You know, I can't believe this!
Yeah, you're out. You're out of here. Free as a bird.
Yeah, you're out. You're out of here. Free as a bird.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. And the rich greenery?
Yeah. And the rich greenery?
Yeah. Gonna do it till Kenny's out, and we're done.
Yeah. Gonna do it till Kenny's out, and we're done.
Yeah. Hey, Guy.
Yeah. Hey, Guy.
Yeah. Look at that shit. Man.
Yeah. Look at that shit. Man.
Yeah. Mary Jane, I love you.
Yeah. Mary Jane, I love you.
Yeah. That's what I'm talkin' about.
Yeah. That's what I'm talkin' about.
Yeah. Um, how long he been in there?
Yeah. Um, how long he been in there?
Yeah. Yeah, I think that's gonna help. You got a light?
Yeah. Yeah, I think that's gonna help. You got a light?
Yeah. Yeah, wow.
Yeah. Yeah, wow.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. You suggested that already.
Yeah. You suggested that already.
Yes, Mary Jane. I swear.
Yes, Mary Jane. I swear.
Yes, show me your mean face, Kenny.
Yes, show me your mean face, Kenny.
Yes, very good.
Yes, very good.
Yes. Abracadabra.
Yes. Abracadabra.
Yes. But make sure you bring the order right back to me.
Yes. But make sure you bring the order right back to me.
Yes. I'm sexy.
Yes. I'm sexy.
Yes. So what's up with this?
Yes. So what's up with this?
Yo, he killed Killer, man.
Yo, he killed Killer, man.
Yo, I'm gonna make a run for it, B.
Yo, I'm gonna make a run for it, B.
Yo, let's go, B.
Yo, let's go, B.
Yo, Samson did this, man.
Yo, Samson did this, man.
Yo, The Guy, did you kill my dog?
Yo, The Guy, did you kill my dog?
Yo, this shit must be good, B.
Yo, this shit must be good, B.
Yo, Thurgood, why don't you get your boy, The Guy, to lend you some money?
Yo, Thurgood, why don't you get your boy, The Guy, to lend you some money?
Yo, who's on munchies tonight, yo? Not me.
Yo, who's on munchies tonight, yo? Not me.
Yo?
Yo?
You always have to do something extreme to let 'em know you're cool.
You always have to do something extreme to let 'em know you're cool.
You better hurry up. I get out in 11 days.
You better hurry up. I get out in 11 days.
You can get the stuff at little corner stores called bodegas.
You can get the stuff at little corner stores called bodegas.
You certainly let him stay here long enough. Man, that's Brian's boy.
You certainly let him stay here long enough. Man, that's Brian's boy.
You didn't say nothin' about no door, yo. Chill out, man.
You didn't say nothin' about no door, yo. Chill out, man.
You don't have to take the subway. Wow, you smoke?
You don't have to take the subway. Wow, you smoke?
You don't smoke weed, do you?
You don't smoke weed, do you?
You don't smoke weed, do you?
You don't smoke weed, do you?
You dumb son of a bitch! No!
You dumb son of a bitch! No!
You ever suck dick for marijuana? Huh?
You ever suck dick for marijuana? Huh?
You got a delivery guy at your house.
You got a delivery guy at your house.
You got a problem with that?
You got a problem with that?
You got me? Open and shut.
You got me? Open and shut.
You got me? You paying attention?
You got me? You paying attention?
You got the love that
You got the love that
You gotta know people to plug you into that kind of thing.
You gotta know people to plug you into that kind of thing.
You gotta understand who Killer the dog was.
You gotta understand who Killer the dog was.
You guys feel like you're floating?
You guys feel like you're floating?
You guys gotta do something. There's this guy Nasty Nate who's after my cocktail fruit,
You guys gotta do something. There's this guy Nasty Nate who's after my cocktail fruit,
You guys, wait up!
You guys, wait up!
You have smoked yourself retarded.
You have smoked yourself retarded.
You heard the man. If we don't get this money, we're dead. All of us!
You heard the man. If we don't get this money, we're dead. All of us!
You hungry? Fuck you, ****a!
You hungry? Fuck you, ****a!
You in here because of marijuana?
You in here because of marijuana?
You know how much condoms used to cost in them days? How much?
You know how much condoms used to cost in them days? How much?
You know what? I was thinkin' it's so nice out,
You know what? I was thinkin' it's so nice out,
You know, I have been Iying to you.
You know, I have been Iying to you.
You know, I might've came on too strong with the whole ice cream thing.
You know, I might've came on too strong with the whole ice cream thing.
You know, I think what they're tryin' to say is we'd love a ride home.
You know, I think what they're tryin' to say is we'd love a ride home.
You know, if you want to double your profits, you should rob that lab.
You know, if you want to double your profits, you should rob that lab.
You know, uh,
You know, uh,
You like popcorn.
You like popcorn.
You look great. You look wonderful. Thank you.
You look great. You look wonderful. Thank you.
You make about 40, 000, 50, 000 a week.
You make about 40, 000, 50, 000 a week.
You mean the game that you run, yo?
You mean the game that you run, yo?
You must seek therapy. That's what I would go with, but that's my own...
You must seek therapy. That's what I would go with, but that's my own...
You my only friend.
You my only friend.
You really should.
You really should.
You should be happy with the tip I gave you. Damn.
You should be happy with the tip I gave you. Damn.
You should be kissing my ass. You guys are greedy.
You should be kissing my ass. You guys are greedy.
You smoke weed? At last we can share everything.
You smoke weed? At last we can share everything.
You son of a bitch! Yes. Could I have a Pepsi, please?
You son of a bitch! Yes. Could I have a Pepsi, please?
You spent $250 on a used dog?
You spent $250 on a used dog?
You sure I should do this, man?
You sure I should do this, man?
You tell Mr. Nice Guy to get his Jamaican ass...
You tell Mr. Nice Guy to get his Jamaican ass...
You understand?
You understand?
You walk around on both legs, homo erectus!
You walk around on both legs, homo erectus!
You wanna know what happened? I'll tell you what happened.
You wanna know what happened? I'll tell you what happened.
You want highs, mediums or lows? How are the highs, man?
You want highs, mediums or lows? How are the highs, man?
You want some candy? Uh, no, thanks.
You want some candy? Uh, no, thanks.
You want to hear what I think, man?
You want to hear what I think, man?
You, yo. Me?
You, yo. Me?
You're all the Mary Jane I'll ever need.
You're all the Mary Jane I'll ever need.
You're dead! All of you!
You're dead! All of you!
You're hungry, aren't ya? Here.
You're hungry, aren't ya? Here.
You're not a fish. You're a man.
You're not a fish. You're a man.
You're not a fish. You're a man.
You're not a fish. You're a man.
You're welcome, Brian.
You're welcome, Brian.
You've got the love that
You've got the love that
You've got the match
You've got the match
You've got to be the dumbest dealers in the history of the dope game.
You've got to be the dumbest dealers in the history of the dope game.
814.
814.
'cause he thinks marijuana makes every activity that much better.
'cause he thinks marijuana makes every activity that much better.
'Cause I bought a dog, B. Bought a dog?
'Cause I bought a dog, B. Bought a dog?
'Cause it's hard bein' black and gifted
'Cause it's hard bein' black and gifted
'Cause next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktailfruit.
'Cause next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktailfruit.
'Course across town, the kid's Nana's smokin' up, tryin' to ease her glaucoma.
'Course across town, the kid's Nana's smokin' up, tryin' to ease her glaucoma.
$20, 000 a week, or you're dead!
$20, 000 a week, or you're dead!

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