Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters Edit

A bit like Dad, actually.

A bunch of pawns meant to be pushed around, told what to do.

A charity?

A Colchis bull.

A condition we're about to become all too familiar with.

A Cyclops killed her.

A force so evil, he devoured his own children.

A gift to ensure no one in Camp Half Blood would die the same way.

A half brother? A Cyclops? Come on.

A place not only a satyr should be afraid of.

A way for all half bloods to live.

Actually, he called you crazy.

Actually, he was gonna say "we" were.

Actually, it's Percy Jackson, sir.

Actually, Martha, it's not easy for him.

Add that to the long list of things your buddy Chiron hasn't shared with you.

Again.

Ah!

Ah!

Aim it at that meat grinder.

All hands below deck!

All hands below deck. This is not a drill! Come on, boys. Get in there.

All he ever wanted was a brother...

All I got were numbers.

All I've been doing is asking.

All right, here we go.

All right, thank you. Have you found Luke?

All right.

All the noise or the one eye?

Almost, ma'am. They're working on it.

Amusement park on top of it was a good idea.

And a Cannon. We'll find Grover.

And a half brother is better than nothing.

And after great study...

And an extra shot of nectar.

And anyway, it was a long time ago.

And banished his remains to the depths of Tartarus.

And he called you crazy.

And he couldn't even tell me himself.

And he holds a grudge like nobody's business.

And her tree protects my home.

And I can see he's got his Daddy's eyes.

And I only brought it along in case of an emergency...

And I'm pretty sure I smiled.

And I've got a feeling that he's not done yet.

And it's 20/20.

And it's not a tree.

And it's not cool to bogart on someone else's quest.

And just know that if the camp wasn't in danger...

And not a small amount of leg.

And now Luke has the Fleece...

And so, as Thalia lay dying...

And some campers, Boy Scouts, showed up.

And something happened.

And sometimes, these gods have children with humans...

And that half blood of the eldest gods...

And that is "raze" with a as in "destroy."

And that would be what, exactly?

And the Olympians who scorned us will know death.

And the protective barrier around our camp restored...

And the world.

And then Cleveland.

And then I woke up.

And therefore our home...

And therefore, it must be a satyr who will guide a half blood on this quest.

And this stupid fleece is supposed to lure satyrs!

And we could really use your help getting to that ship out there.

And we really need your help, and we don't have a lot of time.

And when I'm out buying wine for the lord of the skies...

And when they saw me, they screamed.

And when you come back down, we'll talk some more.

And when you cross a deity with a nymph, you get...

And with a naiad, for the sake of Olympus.

And with the Fleece's help, destroyer of Olympus.

And you all get to see it.

And you can...

And you followed it. You followed it here.

And you should feel lucky that you even made it into the army at all.

And you want to make your bones.

Annabeth was guarding the tree last night...

Annabeth, come on!

Annabeth!

Annabeth!

Annabeth!

Annabeth.

Annie! Hey!

Annie.

Another living child of the eldest gods.

Answer.

Anything you outline with this...

Anyway, it is kind of interesting timing, don't you think?

Approach, seeker, and ask.

Arctic.

Are you coming?

Are you mad at me?

Are you ready?

Are you staying?

Are you sure about that?

Aren't you tired of getting beat, Jackson?

As to who that champion might be, our plight calls for only our finest hero.

As you know, you are believed to be Poseidon's only heir.

Assuming you're still sane, that is.

At first, I didn't believe it either.

At least I'll be with Thalia in Elysium.

At least there's no line.

At least we have this.

Awesome! Can we go again?

Aye.

Aye. Aye.

B F F!

Back at camp, Luke said that there were other half bloods who turned.

Back up!

Back up.

Bad bull.

Bad for business.

Be careful, you guys. He said keep your distance.

Because he attacked Camp Half Blood and kidnapped our friend.

Because I gave it to him.

Because I had Annabeth and Grover helping me, right?

Because I've got a feeling that I don't really care.

Because you don't know what I know about them.

Before I let you listen to Clarisse instead of us.

Before Olympus and the gods...

Besides, she has a point.

Besides...

Best TV show ever.

Better keep my electric grid up and running, or I'll plug your head into it!

Boy.

Brother.

Built on his island. Long story.

Bull.

But "zombies" is fine.

But before you learn the future, know first the past.

But can you breathe like this?

But don't be upset when he doesn't...

But fortunately, I have considered the matter.

But I don't think you understand exactly how dangerous this is going to be.

But I think I'll pass.

But I was too wrapped up in myself.

But I'm bringing along one of my own, for protection.

But Ichneutae and Clarisse are already going after the Fleece...

But if we're gonna get Grover back, we need to find Luke.

But instead of being able to read Greek, I can see map lines.

But it's a risk I'm willing to take for the good of the camp.

But it's water.

But Kronos is fated to rise again...

But like you said, I've been pretty unexceptional lately.

But not always my head.

But Rome wasn't built in a day.

But the goddess Circe thought building an

But the gods of Olympus are real.

But there's something I have to ask you.

But three of his sons escaped.

But we don't know where he is.

But what does Luke want with the Fleece anyway?

By not being good enough to save it?

By the gods, George was right. You do have a death wish.

Called half bloods.

Calm down. If we didn't know what we were doing...

Calm your temper! Calm your temper!

Can heal every person and every thing.

Can I get four venti half caf no whip lattes?

Can I trust you?

Can you steer the ship?

Captured Odysseus. Lives in Circeland.

Change course. Southwest.

Check it out.

Chiron, Mr. D, all the rest...

Chop, chop! Get in the cab.

Chris?

Clarisse, he saved Olympus. That's more than you've ever done.

Clarisse!

Clarisse!

Clarisse! Clarisse! Clarisse!

Clarisse! Clarisse! Clarisse!

Clarisse! Hey!

Clarisse? Mmm hmm.

Clopsies, how about I cook you something to drink...

Closest thing Cyclopes have got to someone famous.

Collector's item, mint condition.

Come here.

Come here. Give me the Fleece!

Come here. Open it slowly.

Come on, big guy. We get back to camp, the nectar's on me.

Come on, buddy. We gotta go.

Come on, come on, come on!

Come on, come on.

Come on, help her.

Come on, Percy! I got 50 drachma on you!

Come on!

Come on! Come on.

Come on! Go, go!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. I got you.

Could she be our salvation?

Could you not touch that, please?

Could you two just shut up?

Cyclopes are fireproof.

Dad was cool to bring me here.

Dad will help.

Dad?

Dad?

Dad? Dad brought you here? Uh huh.

Damn it, Jackson.

Damn! Was that Chris Rodriguez?

Demi Google Luke for me. These kids are looking for him.

Did he just say "thank you"?

Did he show it to you?

Didn't even say "please."

Didn't that prophecy say you're gonna make it till at least 20?

Do not screw this up for me, Jackson.

Do the honors.

Do you have a better idea? Because now would be the time.

Do you have any idea how hard Colchis bulls are to come by?

Do you hear me?

Do you know anything about this?

Do you see any satyrs around here?

Do you smell something? Smells like half bloods!

Do you think I'd still be dressed like this if I did?

Do you want to steer for a while?

Does that sound familiar?

Doesn't matter, just watch it.

Don't let him get into your head, okay?

Don't listen to her, Percy.

Don't say it... it means he's most likely a God spawn.

Don't touch that.

Don't touch. It's a Gewurztraminer.

Don't use that tone with my name.

Don't walk on my roof.

Don't worry about always coming in second, Jackson.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry, camp will be okay.

Down, boy!

Drop me, and I promise you'll never hear the end of it.

Dude, what are you talking about?

Easy for you to say, Your Eminence.

Easy for you to say.

Enough!

Even for the daughter of the God of war, that girl's a mythic bi...

Even.

Every day, the story of Thalia's bravery inspires me.

Every satyr who has ever gone after the Fleece has died.

Everybody, we're going to need a guard detail to patrol the perimeter.

Everyone else these days, hacks.

Everything they say about you is wrong, Clarisse.

Everything's better with a brother.

Exact... Change... Please.

Exactly.

Except he's not the one whose butt is stuck to a big silver stick forever!

Except, how am I supposed to type without fingers?

Excuse me, sir, we're in a bit of a hurry.

Excuse me, we're looking for Hermes.

Excuse me, we're trying to get to Florida.

Excuse me?

Extreme makeover alert. Whoop, whoop!

Eye! Eye! Eye!

Famous last words.

Figure out how to get the Fleece off of him.

Find us a place to dock.

First we need to get some money.

Follow me.

Follow.

Forget the Oracle.

Forget what?

From Hercules Busts Heads, Season One.

From the crazy, eyeless taxi drivers.

Funny.

Get back here, you punk!

Get back here!

Get off me!

Get off me! Grover!

Giddy up!

Give me that fleece!

Go ahead.

Go to the lifeboat.

Go, Luke. I'll be right behind you.

Go, Percy!

Go!

Go!

Go! Go!

Goddess of wisdom's daughter, remember?

Going somewhere?

Good luck with that.

Good luck, Percy.

Good. Great! That's great!

Good. You'll need this.

Gosh, don't look so wounded.

Got this off Deity Bay.

Grab him!

Gross! Get it off me!

Grover, are you okay?

Grover, Grover.

Grover, where are we going? What does your nose say?

Grover!

Grover!

Grover!

Grover!

Grover!

Grover!

Grover! Luke, help him!

Grover? Grover's the least of your worries.

Guess who's here.

Gun is hot, Cap'n. Locked and loaded.

Ha! Waterboy figured it out.

Hail to you, great Zeus! Forgive our trespass on Olympus.

Half blood!

Half bloods are half human, hence the name.

Half bloods!

Hands on the wheel at least, okay?

Hands.

Have you ever felt like everything you've ever done...

Have you met the nymphs?

Have you seen it? No, man.

He has every right to be angry at me.

He probably figures there's enough Demi Titans

He rises.

He said that he knows that he made mistakes.

He said, "I got this."

He seems okay.

He should be in the Sea of Monsters right about now.

He told us to tell you to not be so angry.

He wanted Luke to catch us.

He was probably making all that noise on purpose.

He'll never make it.

He's a Cyclops.

He's a freaking genius!

He's involved with the Fleece somehow...

He's my kind.

He's resentful.

He's still a Cyclops.

He's the God of freaking speed.

Hear now the words of one betrayed by his father.

Hecatonshire.

Help! Help me!

Her father Zeus found another way for her to live.

Her name was Thalia, and she gave her life to save three.

Her name, he gets right.

Hercules Busts Heads?

Here we go.

Here you go, Thalia.

Hey, are you guys all right?

Hey, Chris, you coming?

Hey, Clarisse.

Hey, Clarisse. Clarisse!

Hey, Clarisse. What?

Hey, Dad.

Hey, eye on the road.

Hey, hey, hey! Do not let that go viral!

Hey, just take it slow. Slow, okay?

Hey, listen... Um...

Hey, Percy. Percy!

Hey, rust bucket!

Hey, there, valued half blood account holder!

Hey, there. This is Ganymede, cupbearer to Zeus.

Hey, they put peppers in yours. Are you gonna eat that?

Hey, you okay?

Hey, you.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Come here!

Hey! Not nice!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Guys, what did I say?

Hey. Whoa.

Hey. You're alive.

Hi, Brother!

Hi, Brother.

Hi, girl.

Hi.

His kind killed Thalia.

His son, actually. It's kind of important.

His son's name is Luke Castellan.

Hiya!

Hold on!

Hold on!

Hold on. You're saying Percy has a brother?

Holy Styx. Another Poseidon half blood.

How are we gonna find Grover?

How are we gonna get past them?

How can you trust him?

How come you aren't barbecued?

How did the bull get through the barrier?

HOW did they do that?

How do I look?

How I'm mentioned in it.

How much longer are we gonna be on this boat, anyway?

How nice of you to show up just to watch me win.

How was I to know that Zeus had a thing for her?

How?

How's the antidote coming?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? What?

Huh.

Huh.

Hush.

I always remember to buckle up.

I am the spirit of Delphi...

I appreciate that...

I asked.

I bid you... rise.

I brought you back!

I can't take this anymore!

I cleaned the entire coliseum. And vacuumed.

I could just eat you.

I couldn't have done it without you.

I destroy Olympus, just like the Oracle said.

I didn't know you guys had it in you!

I didn't screw up.

I do.

I don't care if he sashayed!

I don't get it.

I don't know if you noticed, but I'm killing these shorts.

I don't know what to do anymore.

I don't know.

I don't know. It doesn't really scream "Cyclops" to me.

I don't know. It's my first mythical tape gun.

I don't think so.

I don't think we have to.

I don't think yachts have brigs, Percy.

I don't think you want to know.

I figured a boat would be more practical.

I got something only the Fleece can revive.

I got this.

I got you.

I guess the Cyclops was bad for business.

I guess you don't have any answers either, Dad.

I had the strangest dream.

I have a very important task to entrust you with.

I have determined that the only thing

I have faith in you.

I have to get to the Fleece.

I haven't had a decent meal since those half bloods you brought!

I heard there was a prophecy about me.

I hold in my hands a Matter Eliminator. Trademark pending.

I hope this works.

I know a lot of campers with two eyes who couldn't do what you did.

I know someone who does. Come on.

I know that.

I know this probably isn't the best time...

I know this sounds insane, but it's kind of like my dyslexia.

I know you can breathe underwater, Jackson.

I know, awful picture. Bad hair day.

I know.

I know. I'm not stupid.

I like having a brother.

I make my own destiny.

I mean, if Chiron had summoned you, then“.

I mean, who voted me leader?

I need it, too.

I never called him "brother."

I never knew.

I quit!

I really don't get what your problem with him is.

I remember.

I see you got your hands full.

I sent him on ahead with some friends. We're kind of on the clock.

I should have used two hands.

I think he's hungry.

I think I get what Grover was so worried about.

I think I'm gonna vomit.

I think it's working.

I think the fact that Zeus is immortal...

I think the point is...

I think the politically correct term is "ocularly impaired."

I think the politically correct term is "ocularly impaired."

I think they're looking for threats trying to come in...

I think this is my quest, too.

I think we're a little short on drachmas.

I think we're in Olympus.

I think you should be the one who gets to...

I think you've got something of mine.

I think your Confederate warship is heading to West Palm Beach, Florida.

I think, right? Obviously, I wouldn't know.

I thought that would be more fun.

I told you he had a brig.

I want to help.

I was afraid she was gonna say that.

I was hoping to spare you this onus a little while longer, but go inside.

I was in the mountains one day...

I was trying to stay uneaten long enough to

I was upstate, in the woods.

I would lick a pair of cloven hooves...

I wouldn't be wasting this on you.

I wouldn't have trusted him with a normal thermos.

I'll be right behind you.

I'll just eat you raw!

I'll just turn us right around then.

I'll take that.

I'm a Cyclops.

I'm a snake. I eat mice.

I'm a son of Poseidon, too.

I'm gonna kill all of you!

I'm having a really bad day!

I'm just playing, just trying to have a little fun.

I'm just relieved to have that whole prophecy thing off my shoulders.

I'm just saying, a lot can happen between now and your 20th birthday.

I'm not altogether sure it is, Percy.

I'm not sure if there's anything that I can say that will change him.

I'm not the only half blood who thinks so.

I'm one of them.

I'm Percy Jackson. Son of Poseidon, God of the sea.

I'm serious. I'm absolutely sure that this is gonna work.

I'm showing mad survival skills, here.

I'm sorry to be the God of obviousness, but I'm with a customer.

I'm sorry.

I'm sure it was just a lapse.

I'm sure it's fine.

I'm sure you don't get summoned to the Big House

I'm surprised you want to go along with her on this, Mr. Undershirt.

I'm taking this to Mr. D.

I'm Thalia, daughter of Zeus.

I've had a grand idea.

I've lived.

I've tried reaching out, but the kid's angry.

Ichneutae!

If anyone else wants to die tonight...

If it's one thing I've learned in 3000 years...

If this new kid is not half human, then what other half is he?

If you can box it, we can ship it at the speed of...

If you could just listen to me for one moment...

If you haven't had, then you haven't lived, buddy.

If you haven't had... ..you haven't lived.

If you see Luke...

If you weren't a Cyclops.

If you're gonna cross paths or, Zeus forbid, swords with him...

In the glove compartment, Anger.

Including Thalia's tree.

Into uncharted and deadly waters...

Is a lot like finding out you have a half brother who's a Cyclops.

Is everybody okay?

Is he messing with me?

Is it because they're scared of you?

Is she... is the tree dead?

Is that because of your lack of depth perception?

Is that we're with you.

Is the Golden Fleece of myth...

Is there any chance, any chance at all...

Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?

It all begins when two cousins grapple for a fleece...

It didn't have to end this way.

It doesn't matter. Just...

It feels like she's dying all over again.

It glowed.

It healed me.

It is a stereotype and it's offensive.

It just might work if it doesn't kill us first.

It looks like Olympus.

It looks like something really big went through there.

It makes the mystical look normal.

It makes you question whether you were all that good to begin with.

It might not be as bad as you think.

It really wasn't.

It seems he lumbered, actually.

It took awhile to get up and running,

It took him long enough to find it.

It was a nice try, big guy...

It was all just luck or something?

It was either this or a Huey from Vietnam.

It was even more powerful than we thought.

It was one transgression, one.

It was something Luke said about a prophecy...

It was such a good year.

It wasn't easy to find. I had to crawl through the depths of Tartarus itself.

It wasn't this year, though.

It wore off?

It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world to have a thing or two to help you out.

It's a good look.

It's a hippocampus.

It's a small world after all.

It's a small world after all.

It's a small world after all.

It's absolutely out of the question.

It's all right.

It's around here somewhere.

It's been a long time.

It's been two days!

It's Charybdis.

It's chill. The barrier is holding.

It's got me wondering if I'm prophecy worthy.

It's just our turn.

It's Luke!

It's more dramatic.

It's nice work. I really appreciate it.

It's not gonna last forever. You're gonna have to reapply it.

It's not there this time.

It's not working!

It's passing by Chesapeake Beach as we speak.

It's perfect. It's exactly what we need.

It's quite possible the Oracle wasn't referring

It's so time to go.

It's tempting.

It's the Chariot of Damnation.

It's the cursed blade!

It's the Sea of Monsters.

It's too sweet, don't you think?

It's what you were meant to do.

It's you can't give up on family.

Jackson, enough.

Jackson? What are you doing here?

Join me, Percy.

Just don't forget.

Just give the guy a break, okay?

Just give the word.

Just hang on to something.

Just in time for dinner.

Just like Hermes said...

Just like his mother, come to think of it.

Just remember...

Just try not to screw up anything too badly while I'm gone. Okay?

Just, please tell him not to be angry with the world.

Keep going. I'll hold them off.

Kill the engines.

Knowledge isn't always power, Percy.

Lam listening. You want to go on a quest.

Land ho!

Last time I saw him, he was getting dragged by a Colchis bull.

Led by Kronos...

Let me pack a bag and make sure my health insurance is paid up.

Let's go!

Let's go.

Let's go. Come on.

Let's show both of our fathers.

Like I was dying.

Like it? He'll love it. Yes, Hephaestus does do quality work.

Like, in a brig.

Listen up. Full power to the screws.

Listen, it doesn't matter what Clarisse has done.

Listen, Luke is still out there.

Listen, there are generals, and there are foot soldiers.

Little insulted you didn't recognize me.

Living in the woods would have been fine if you were there.

Long ago, before our time...

Long lines of savory half bloods and one hungry Cyclops.

Look out!

Look out!

Look, I get what you're doing here.

Look, the last I heard...

Looks like a New York City cab.

Lord Kronos, he who was betrayed by his sons...

Luke Castellan! Your great grandson!

Luke has Grover.

Luke is going after the Fleece. That's why he needs a satyr.

Luke is probably keeping him below deck somewhere.

Luke let the bull in.

Luke poisoned the tree.

Luke?

Luke.

Luke. I don't know what to do about him.

Luke's been recruiting.

Luke's on a yacht called the Andromeda.

Makes an impression.

Master!

May as well.

Maybe Clarisse was right.

Maybe I only stopped Luke from destroying Olympus...

Maybe it wasn't me.

Maybe next time you try to drown someone...

Maybe Poseidon decided he needed another son to, you know...

Maybe the Oracle meant Thalia all along.

Maybe we can try that.

Maybe we should have flown commercial.

Maybe you didn't really do it?

Maybe you should reapply.

Me, in particular.

Means there's no limit to how long he can hold a grudge.

Might need a push.

Mist?

Mist.

Mmm hmm! Bad enough some of our relatives are hanging out with Medusa...

Mmm mmm.

My Dad's got tons of this stuff left over from wars throughout history.

My father.

My favorite.

My feelings might have even been hurt if I wasn't such a self confident individual.

My leg. It's stuck.

My Lord!

My name's Tyson. How are you?

Mythical box sealer?

Necklace of Harmonia, Hercules' bow, Golden Apple of Discord.

Nectar?

Nectar?

Nectar. Double shot.

Nice ship.

No dollars, no credit cards. Drachmas only.

No kidding, genius.

No offense, Grover.

No way.

No, actually, that was Clarisse.

No, but dying.

No, he lives on an island.

No, I'm good.

No, it couldn't be her.

No, it's her. It's her.

No, just dumb.

No, nectar's never too sweet.

No, no!

No, no. Come on, show me.

No, not at you.

No, not him. I meant Poseidon.

No, of course not.

No, Thalia. They'll kill you.

No, you can't, because I'm not going with a Cyclops.

No!

No!

No!

No! Thalia!

No.

No.

No.

Nobody's ever trusted me with anything before.

None taken. Is that an offer?

Not exactly.

Not from where I stand.

Not in here.

Not in here.

Not people trying to sneak out...

Not this again.

Now things are so bad, I even had to eat my own sheep.

Now, a satyr is naturally drawn, as you know, to the power of the Fleece.

Now, that's a God.

Now, you tell me that isn't cool.

Now, you.

Now, you're also...

Nymph. Sea nymph.

Of course.

Of Poseidon, Hades, or Zeus.

Oh, come on!

Oh, come on! Give me a break!

Oh, Grover, yes. Right, the satyr.

Oh, my gods.

Oh, no, you didn't!

Oh, no.

Oh, now you miss Ichneutae?

Oh, sure. The Oracle is a friend.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you are so massively screwed.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! It must be Thursday.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh...

Okay, fine.