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Old School (2003) Old School is a hilarious comedy film released in 2003. Directed by Todd Phillips, it follows the story

Old School (2003)

Old School is a hilarious comedy film released in 2003. Directed by Todd Phillips, it follows the story of three friends, played by Luke Wilson, Vince Vaughn, and Will Ferrell, who decide to start a fraternity and relive their college days. As they throw outrageous parties and wreak havoc, they find themselves threatened by the university and its dean, played by Jeremy Piven.

This movie is a classic and has become a staple in the comedy genre. The cast's comedic chemistry and the outrageous situations they find themselves in make Old School a laugh-out-loud experience. Whether you're a fan of Wilson's charm, Vaughn's witty banter, or Ferrell's over-the-top humor, this film delivers non-stop entertainment.

If you want to relive the laughs, you can play and download the sounds from Old School here.
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A big day? Doing what?
A big day? Doing what?
A girl like that comes around, what, once every hundred years?
A girl like that comes around, what, once every hundred years?
A Joseph Blue Pulasky.
A Joseph Blue Pulasky.
A professor lived here for, like, 30 years, and then he died.
A professor lived here for, like, 30 years, and then he died.
A quick note to all you future brothers out there,
A quick note to all you future brothers out there,
A young girl.
A young girl.
A young woman with a lot to lose.
A young woman with a lot to lose.
Aahh!
Aahh!
About face.
About face.
About Mark.
About Mark.
Absolutely. Break it in a little, meet the neighbors.
Absolutely. Break it in a little, meet the neighbors.
Academics, athletics, community service,
Academics, athletics, community service,
According to university bylaws, it's a thorough inspection of the fraternity,
According to university bylaws, it's a thorough inspection of the fraternity,
Actually, all of us are being tested. Yeah.
Actually, all of us are being tested. Yeah.
Actually, I gave this to you for your wedding.
Actually, I gave this to you for your wedding.
Actually, my name isn't Cheese anymore. It's Gordon Pritchard.
Actually, my name isn't Cheese anymore. It's Gordon Pritchard.
Ain't that right, mother? What?
Ain't that right, mother? What?
All right, everybody! That's what I'm talking about, guys.
All right, everybody! That's what I'm talking about, guys.
All right, Frank. Let's do this.
All right, Frank. Let's do this.
All right.
All right.
All right. Good talk. I'll see you out there.
All right. Good talk. I'll see you out there.
All the posters are mine.
All the posters are mine.
All together, we've picked 14 pledges.
All together, we've picked 14 pledges.
All you got to do is say earmuffs to him.
All you got to do is say earmuffs to him.
Always smiling? Hi, honey. Judging, watching, Look at the baby.
Always smiling? Hi, honey. Judging, watching, Look at the baby.
Am I interrupting?
Am I interrupting?
Amy, I'm sorry.
Amy, I'm sorry.
And all I want to do is get some fuckin' sleep.
And all I want to do is get some fuckin' sleep.
And as a corollary, the market for technologies is shrinking.
And as a corollary, the market for technologies is shrinking.
And as of this morning, this house has been rezoned.
And as of this morning, this house has been rezoned.
And as student body president, you approved their temporary status.
And as student body president, you approved their temporary status.
And don't get on my ass every time I'm trying to do something.
And don't get on my ass every time I'm trying to do something.
And don't worry. For the Godfather, it's always on the house.
And don't worry. For the Godfather, it's always on the house.
And finally,
And finally,
And for the vault competition, oh, I don't know...
And for the vault competition, oh, I don't know...
And he's really good, so we had to book him way in advance.
And he's really good, so we had to book him way in advance.
And I don't want to mix work with whatever it is I do at home.
And I don't want to mix work with whatever it is I do at home.
And I feel more like myself now than I have in a really long time.
And I feel more like myself now than I have in a really long time.
And I feel pretty confident that when we get the autopsy back,
And I feel pretty confident that when we get the autopsy back,
And I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be.
And I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be.
And I'll see you around campus.
And I'll see you around campus.
And it'd really mean a lot.
And it'd really mean a lot.
And mind the stepchildren.
And mind the stepchildren.
And now people's lives are ruined.
And now people's lives are ruined.
And now we got nine kids who are gonna get expelled from school,
And now we got nine kids who are gonna get expelled from school,
And our contribution to the community.
And our contribution to the community.
And participants in the three events will be chosen at random by me,
And participants in the three events will be chosen at random by me,
And pushing 89 years of age,
And pushing 89 years of age,
And right about now, I'm having a real hard time
And right about now, I'm having a real hard time
And the answer, ladies, is trust.
And the answer, ladies, is trust.
And the fact is, I've got 40 strangers out in my living room
And the fact is, I've got 40 strangers out in my living room
And there's other stuff. I can't remember, but, keeping busy.
And there's other stuff. I can't remember, but, keeping busy.
And those zeroes drop your average to a 58%.
And those zeroes drop your average to a 58%.
And to tell you the truth,
And to tell you the truth,
And we're gonna position ourselves for insertion.
And we're gonna position ourselves for insertion.
And you were right about Mark.
And you were right about Mark.
And you're not even gonna help 'em out.
And you're not even gonna help 'em out.
And you're supposed to be this entirely different guy.
And you're supposed to be this entirely different guy.
And your favorite, Mister Snoop Dogg.
And your favorite, Mister Snoop Dogg.
And your rebuttal, Mr. Carville?
And your rebuttal, Mr. Carville?
And, call me about dinner.
And, call me about dinner.
And, I don't know, maybe put on the Sisqo CD...
And, I don't know, maybe put on the Sisqo CD...
And, I guess what I'm saying is...
And, I guess what I'm saying is...
And...
And...
Anything?
Anything?
Anytime.
Anytime.
Anyways, we'll see you Sunday then.
Anyways, we'll see you Sunday then.
Are you bribing me?
Are you bribing me?
Are you kidding me? The Old Man River won't shut up about it.
Are you kidding me? The Old Man River won't shut up about it.
As a world leader, it is important for America to provide
As a world leader, it is important for America to provide
As stupid as they appear, they're actually very good at paperwork.
As stupid as they appear, they're actually very good at paperwork.
As well as provide no public service of any kind. This much I promise.
As well as provide no public service of any kind. This much I promise.
At my place tomorrow night.
At my place tomorrow night.
At Speaker City, we're slashing prices on everything from DVD players
At Speaker City, we're slashing prices on everything from DVD players
At the birthday party. Mark told me about her.
At the birthday party. Mark told me about her.
Awesome.
Awesome.
B, Pythagorean triplets?
B, Pythagorean triplets?
Bastard!
Bastard!
Be honest.
Be honest.
Because I get the feeling you have an entirely distorted view of who I am.
Because I get the feeling you have an entirely distorted view of who I am.
Because I think what Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.
Because I think what Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.
Because this is a very big idea, my friends.
Because this is a very big idea, my friends.
Before something extremely bad happens.
Before something extremely bad happens.
Before they can deny our official application.
Before they can deny our official application.
Being married?
Being married?
Bernard should be the one going to class. I swear, the man is orally challenged.
Bernard should be the one going to class. I swear, the man is orally challenged.
Bernard.
Bernard.
Besides, I've got a big day tomorrow. But you guys have a great time.
Besides, I've got a big day tomorrow. But you guys have a great time.
Bird dog him, Frankie!
Bird dog him, Frankie!
Blue, you sure you're okay with this?
Blue, you sure you're okay with this?
Blue's dead.
Blue's dead.
Booker, make two copies of this petition, have it notarized,
Booker, make two copies of this petition, have it notarized,
Break it in.
Break it in.
Bring your green hat. Let's go.
Bring your green hat. Let's go.
But all just...
But all just...
But did leave me with a little something called herpes.
But did leave me with a little something called herpes.
But I can skip it.
But I can skip it.
But I started thinking, Well, maybe they're silk panties.
But I started thinking, Well, maybe they're silk panties.
But if we pass... If we pass athletics, we're in.
But if we pass... If we pass athletics, we're in.
But it's an emergency.
But it's an emergency.
But it's okay. It's not a big deal.
But it's okay. It's not a big deal.
But let's keep that on the down low. She's not exactly street legal.
But let's keep that on the down low. She's not exactly street legal.
But Mark is the one who was acting inappropriate.
But Mark is the one who was acting inappropriate.
But this is my house. I live here, Beanie.
But this is my house. I live here, Beanie.
But those of you who are students will be expelled from the university
But those of you who are students will be expelled from the university
But unfortunately, another pledge of yours scored a 0 in every category.
But unfortunately, another pledge of yours scored a 0 in every category.
But unfortunately, there's nothing I can do about it.
But unfortunately, there's nothing I can do about it.
But we will give nothing back to the academic community.
But we will give nothing back to the academic community.
But why don't you leave me your number?
But why don't you leave me your number?
But you guys are welcome to come, if you like.
But you guys are welcome to come, if you like.
But, if I don't talk to you,
But, if I don't talk to you,
But, you're like... mature.
But, you're like... mature.
Buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring.
Buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Caleb, you know what to do in the box. We talked about it, in the box!
Caleb, you know what to do in the box. We talked about it, in the box!
Call them again.
Call them again.
Campus patrol?
Campus patrol?
Can I see it?
Can I see it?
Can you turn that off for a second?
Can you turn that off for a second?
Can't hear you!
Can't hear you!
Cheese, is that you?
Cheese, is that you?
Cheese!
Cheese!
Chill out, we're up by six.
Chill out, we're up by six.
Cock. Balls.
Cock. Balls.
Come on in here, Maxy. You guys mind giving me a minute?
Come on in here, Maxy. You guys mind giving me a minute?
Come on in. Jesus!
Come on in. Jesus!
Come on, big cat.
Come on, big cat.
Come on, college is overrated anyway.
Come on, college is overrated anyway.
Come on, every... We're... come on!
Come on, every... We're... come on!
Come on, everybody!
Come on, everybody!
Come on, let's go. There we go, Blue.
Come on, let's go. There we go, Blue.
Come on, Marissa's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Come on, Marissa's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Come on, Mitch. You know what I'm talking about.
Come on, Mitch. You know what I'm talking about.
Come on, she's not gonna kill you.
Come on, she's not gonna kill you.
Come on, you got to be kidding me.
Come on, you got to be kidding me.
Come on, you guys, I told you, you don't have to get me anything.
Come on, you guys, I told you, you don't have to get me anything.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Is this guy for real?
Come on. Is this guy for real?
Coming through!
Coming through!
Congratulations, gentlemen.
Congratulations, gentlemen.
Cool, I didn't realize.
Cool, I didn't realize.
Cool, man. I'm glad you did.
Cool, man. I'm glad you did.
Copy that. Just got a little overexcited. Sorry.
Copy that. Just got a little overexcited. Sorry.
Could it be a space ship? Let's see what we got!
Could it be a space ship? Let's see what we got!
Couple La Z Boys to fill it out, a smarter couch. You could put a hot tub anywhere.
Couple La Z Boys to fill it out, a smarter couch. You could put a hot tub anywhere.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis.
D ahhh!!
D ahhh!!
Damn it, Blue was old.
Damn it, Blue was old.
Damn it!
Damn it!
Damn it.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Darcie, hey.
Darcie, hey.
Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter, you already know.
Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter, you already know.
Dearly beloved,
Dearly beloved,
Debate, and school spirit.
Debate, and school spirit.
Denver!
Denver!
Did a little research.
Did a little research.
Did I snore last night? Sometimes I snore when I'm drunk.
Did I snore last night? Sometimes I snore when I'm drunk.
Did that guy just call you the Godfather?
Did that guy just call you the Godfather?
Did you have fun at the wedding?
Did you have fun at the wedding?
Did you see that movie?
Did you see that movie?
Didn't quite work out for you fellas, did it?
Didn't quite work out for you fellas, did it?
Didn't we lock you in a dumpster one time?
Didn't we lock you in a dumpster one time?
Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frankie?
Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frankie?
Do not get selfish on me here, okay? Now stay with me.
Do not get selfish on me here, okay? Now stay with me.
Do not get selfish on me here, okay? Now stay with me.
Do not get selfish on me here, okay? Now stay with me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to land a girl as sexually enlightened as Heidi is?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to land a girl as sexually enlightened as Heidi is?
Do you trust that I do not want to see you die here tonight?
Do you trust that I do not want to see you die here tonight?
Do you trust we've provided you with enough slack
Do you trust we've provided you with enough slack
Don't be silly.
Don't be silly.
Don't blackball me, Mitch. Please.
Don't blackball me, Mitch. Please.
Don't do it!
Don't do it!
Don't even start with me, Franklin, okay? You need to walk away from this ASAP.
Don't even start with me, Franklin, okay? You need to walk away from this ASAP.
Don't make life harder on yourself, Chang.
Don't make life harder on yourself, Chang.
Don't make this any harder on yourself!
Don't make this any harder on yourself!
Don't turn around.
Don't turn around.
Don't worry for her.
Don't worry for her.
Don't worry, it'll work.
Don't worry, it'll work.
Don't worry. Abdul is there to spot you.
Don't worry. Abdul is there to spot you.
Due to these infractions, not only will your house be repossessed,
Due to these infractions, not only will your house be repossessed,
Each and every one of you has been hand picked
Each and every one of you has been hand picked
Earmuffs. That whore that you dated.
Earmuffs. That whore that you dated.
Excuse me, I've got to get back to work.
Excuse me, I've got to get back to work.
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. I'll have one of those.
Excuse me. I'll have one of those.
Face down in a drained pool somewhere.
Face down in a drained pool somewhere.
Famed political consultant, the Raging Cajun,
Famed political consultant, the Raging Cajun,
Fighters, are you ready?
Fighters, are you ready?
Figuratively, I mean.
Figuratively, I mean.
Flew over from Colorado yesterday. This is Mitch and Beanie.
Flew over from Colorado yesterday. This is Mitch and Beanie.
Focus is on five categories:
Focus is on five categories:
For determining first order system parameters?
For determining first order system parameters?
For globalization of corporate innovation is very limited.
For globalization of corporate innovation is very limited.
For some chips, soda, and some late night streaking.
For some chips, soda, and some late night streaking.
For the rest of my life.
For the rest of my life.
For those who don't know who Mitch Martin is,
For those who don't know who Mitch Martin is,
For your final test, I've chosen the men's gymnastics team's all around competition.
For your final test, I've chosen the men's gymnastics team's all around competition.
For your participation in a non sanctioned fraternity.
For your participation in a non sanctioned fraternity.
Frank the Tank!
Frank the Tank!
Frank the Tank!
Frank the Tank!
Frank, get in the car.
Frank, get in the car.
Frank, just pace yourself.
Frank, just pace yourself.
Frank, this is a safe place.
Frank, this is a safe place.
Frank!
Frank!
Frank!
Frank!
Frank! Frank!
Frank! Frank!
Frank?
Frank?
Frank's divorced.
Frank's divorced.
Frankie, don't worry about it. We'll make those points up, I promise you.
Frankie, don't worry about it. We'll make those points up, I promise you.
Fraternity solves both of those.
Fraternity solves both of those.
Fucked up.
Fucked up.
Gentlemen, I got some good news and I got some bad news.
Gentlemen, I got some good news and I got some bad news.
Gentlemen, we're discussing a brand new way to look at a fraternity.
Gentlemen, we're discussing a brand new way to look at a fraternity.
Gentlemen, we're discussing a brand new way to look at a fraternity.
Gentlemen, we're discussing a brand new way to look at a fraternity.
Gentlemen... Oh, God!
Gentlemen... Oh, God!
Get into it. Very good.
Get into it. Very good.
Get the clipboard. I'll be in the car, all right?
Get the clipboard. I'll be in the car, all right?
Get the clipboard. I'll be in the car, all right?
Get the clipboard. I'll be in the car, all right?
Get you back on your feet, maybe move you in over at Beanie's...
Get you back on your feet, maybe move you in over at Beanie's...
Girls love a guy who's in your particular situation.
Girls love a guy who's in your particular situation.
Give a warm Harrison University welcome to my pal
Give a warm Harrison University welcome to my pal
Give me a break.
Give me a break.
Given by the board of trustees.
Given by the board of trustees.
Go Harrison!
Go Harrison!
Go, Cougars!
Go, Cougars!
Go, go, go, eat 'em up! Hungry! Eat 'em up!
Go, go, go, eat 'em up! Hungry! Eat 'em up!
Go! Come on!
Go! Come on!
God, I went a little bit...
God, I went a little bit...
God.
God.
Good boy, Orson. Where's Mommy?
Good boy, Orson. Where's Mommy?
Good for you. That's great.
Good for you. That's great.
Good idea.
Good idea.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Good test.
Good test.
Good.
Good.
Good. Believe me,
Good. Believe me,
Good. I need your help with something.
Good. I need your help with something.
Gorgeous! Gorgeous!
Gorgeous! Gorgeous!
Got crazy last night.
Got crazy last night.
Got her in Mexico.
Got her in Mexico.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
Great.
Great.
Great.
Great.
Great.
Great.
Guys don't tell on other guys. That's, uh...
Guys don't tell on other guys. That's, uh...
Guys, still want to be in the fraternity?
Guys, still want to be in the fraternity?
Guys, this is a very special occasion.
Guys, this is a very special occasion.
Gymnastics
Gymnastics
Ha! Whoa.
Ha! Whoa.
Hailing from Hayden dormitory,
Hailing from Hayden dormitory,
Half these guys don't even go to the school.
Half these guys don't even go to the school.
Hand over the tape. It's over. It's over, okay?
Hand over the tape. It's over. It's over, okay?
Hang out and spank each other, I bet.
Hang out and spank each other, I bet.
Happy Tuesday to you out there.
Happy Tuesday to you out there.
Harriot's method of solving cubics.
Harriot's method of solving cubics.
Has become quite an inconvenience for us, okay?
Has become quite an inconvenience for us, okay?
Have a seat.
Have a seat.
Have no bearing whatsoever.
Have no bearing whatsoever.
He can't do that.
He can't do that.
He doesn't know anything, so it's totally cool.
He doesn't know anything, so it's totally cool.
He gonna do one! He gonna do one!
He gonna do one! He gonna do one!
He just French kissed me!
He just French kissed me!
He looks glorious.
He looks glorious.
He tells me that your Sunshine Square proposal is totally fucked.
He tells me that your Sunshine Square proposal is totally fucked.
He was being aggressive and grabbing her and stuff.
He was being aggressive and grabbing her and stuff.
He was supposed to be Luke Skywalker.
He was supposed to be Luke Skywalker.
He's an old Navy vet who hangs around my store a lot.
He's an old Navy vet who hangs around my store a lot.
He's harmless.
He's harmless.
He's listed right here on your official chapter roster,
He's listed right here on your official chapter roster,
He's the very successful,
He's the very successful,
Heard you hooked up with Goldberg's daughter.
Heard you hooked up with Goldberg's daughter.
Heidi?
Heidi?
Heidi?
Heidi?
Hello, Mitch, Bernard. I see you guys haven't changed much.
Hello, Mitch, Bernard. I see you guys haven't changed much.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello.
Hello.
Help me! Help me!
Help me! Help me!
Her dad?
Her dad?
Her panties.
Her panties.
Here she comes. Her name is Megan Huang.
Here she comes. Her name is Megan Huang.
Here's the deal. Listen up!
Here's the deal. Listen up!
Hey there, buddy.
Hey there, buddy.
Hey, be careful with that.
Hey, be careful with that.
Hey, boy.
Hey, boy.
Hey, Frank. Looks like it's a little cold out there, huh?
Hey, Frank. Looks like it's a little cold out there, huh?
Hey, Godfather!
Hey, Godfather!
Hey, honey, it's me.
Hey, honey, it's me.
Hey, honey!
Hey, honey!
Hey, honey.
Hey, honey.
Hey, I did good.
Hey, I did good.
Hey, I just want to thank you one last time for being here.
Hey, I just want to thank you one last time for being here.
Hey, ladies.
Hey, ladies.
Hey, look who it is.
Hey, look who it is.
Hey, man, Blue's dead. He passed away two weeks ago.
Hey, man, Blue's dead. He passed away two weeks ago.
Hey, man. Did you have a good day?
Hey, man. Did you have a good day?
Hey, Marissa, it's me. Listen.
Hey, Marissa, it's me. Listen.
Hey, Mike!
Hey, Mike!
Hey, Mitch, hang on a second.
Hey, Mitch, hang on a second.
Hey, Mitch.
Hey, Mitch.
Hey, Mitch.
Hey, Mitch.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Wow...
Hey! Wow...
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Chicks.
Hey. Chicks.
Hey. Heidi.
Hey. Heidi.
Hi, Amanda. You remember Nicole, right?
Hi, Amanda. You remember Nicole, right?
Hi, Mitch.
Hi, Mitch.
Hi, Nicole.
Hi, Nicole.
Hi, silly kid.
Hi, silly kid.
Hi. I've been meaning to call you.
Hi. I've been meaning to call you.
Hi. Nice to meet you.
Hi. Nice to meet you.
Home theater equipment and accessories.
Home theater equipment and accessories.
Honey, do you think KFC is still open?
Honey, do you think KFC is still open?
Honey, Frank the Tank is not coming back, okay?
Honey, Frank the Tank is not coming back, okay?
Honey, I got Mitch's thing tomorrow night.
Honey, I got Mitch's thing tomorrow night.
Honey?
Honey?
How about Frank? Great.
How about Frank? Great.
How about...
How about...
How are you?
How are you?
How awful.
How awful.
How come you never asked me out then?
How come you never asked me out then?
How was Hooters?
How was Hooters?
How you doing, bud? What a day!
How you doing, bud? What a day!
How's it hanging, boys?
How's it hanging, boys?
However, we're now subject to a charter certification review
However, we're now subject to a charter certification review
I actually didn't go to Hooters.
I actually didn't go to Hooters.
I actually wanted to apologize to you about the wedding.
I actually wanted to apologize to you about the wedding.
I am Avi. I'm a big supporter of what you guys are doing.
I am Avi. I'm a big supporter of what you guys are doing.
I am back!
I am back!
I am not blackballing you. We work together, Walsh.
I am not blackballing you. We work together, Walsh.
I am so sorry. Are you hurt?
I am so sorry. Are you hurt?
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
I been kind of busy lately. A lot of paperwork, stuff like that.
I been kind of busy lately. A lot of paperwork, stuff like that.
I believe there will always be a need for us to have a well articulated innovation policy
I believe there will always be a need for us to have a well articulated innovation policy
I bribe people all the time, but I changed my mind. It's a free country.
I bribe people all the time, but I changed my mind. It's a free country.
I brought you an iced tea!
I brought you an iced tea!
I built Speaker City from the ground up. I can barely read. Truth.
I built Speaker City from the ground up. I can barely read. Truth.
I can't believe it's you!
I can't believe it's you!
I did good.
I did good.
I did my part, now you have to do yours. That's how bribes work.
I did my part, now you have to do yours. That's how bribes work.
I didn't get into Columbia Law School.
I didn't get into Columbia Law School.
I didn't want to get into this, but...
I didn't want to get into this, but...
I do have another 12 hours on my lease.
I do have another 12 hours on my lease.
I do speakers. I don't do tests.
I do speakers. I don't do tests.
I do. I mean, I have a career to worry about.
I do. I mean, I have a career to worry about.
I don't care if it's your husband of 10 years
I don't care if it's your husband of 10 years
I don't even know what you're talking about.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
I don't even want to say it.
I don't even want to say it.
I don't feel different.
I don't feel different.
I don't know if we'll have enough time.
I don't know if we'll have enough time.
I don't know what I'm gonna do. My mom's gonna kill me.
I don't know what I'm gonna do. My mom's gonna kill me.
I don't know where I was going with that.
I don't know where I was going with that.
I don't know who's more excited, Frank or Max.
I don't know who's more excited, Frank or Max.
I don't know why you got to do it in front of the kid, with the F'ing.
I don't know why you got to do it in front of the kid, with the F'ing.
I don't know, it was pretty easy, actually.
I don't know, it was pretty easy, actually.
I don't know, we all spread out... Ow!
I don't know, we all spread out... Ow!
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't remember.
I don't remember.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think that's such a good idea.
I don't think that's such a good idea.
I don't think you realize what a huge opportunity this is for you.
I don't think you realize what a huge opportunity this is for you.
I don't think you've met my daughter. Darcie, this is Mitch Martin.
I don't think you've met my daughter. Darcie, this is Mitch Martin.
I don't understand. I don't know why it's so hard for you to admit you want this.
I don't understand. I don't know why it's so hard for you to admit you want this.
I don't want this to get weird, but...
I don't want this to get weird, but...
I feel honored.
I feel honored.
I feel tired.
I feel tired.
I get to take them down.
I get to take them down.
I go golfing on Sundays.
I go golfing on Sundays.
I got a student alt rock band coming on stage next.
I got a student alt rock band coming on stage next.
I got a wife, kids.
I got a wife, kids.
I got into body painting.
I got into body painting.
I got more electronics up there than a damn KISS concert.
I got more electronics up there than a damn KISS concert.
I got out.
I got out.
I got to go to class, so...
I got to go to class, so...
I guess I thought he could change, you know?
I guess I thought he could change, you know?
I guess what I'm trying to say is that now that I'm married,
I guess what I'm trying to say is that now that I'm married,
I had an awesome time.
I had an awesome time.
I had Mitch take a look at the lease. He thinks it sounds like a good deal.
I had Mitch take a look at the lease. He thinks it sounds like a good deal.
I happened to look over during the meal and see a waitress taking an order,
I happened to look over during the meal and see a waitress taking an order,
I hate golf.
I hate golf.
I heard one of your pledges died. Is that true?
I heard one of your pledges died. Is that true?
I heard you guys are starting up a fraternity.
I heard you guys are starting up a fraternity.
I hope I didn't embarrass you.
I hope I didn't embarrass you.
I hope you like it.
I hope you like it.
I hope you'll still think I'm cool even without all this.
I hope you'll still think I'm cool even without all this.
I just didn't want you to worry about my dad.
I just didn't want you to worry about my dad.
I just want to get through this door, if you don't mind.
I just want to get through this door, if you don't mind.
I know how bribes work...
I know how bribes work...
I know it's a little belated, but we got you the perfect wedding present!
I know it's a little belated, but we got you the perfect wedding present!
I know you guys are trying to help, but the truth of the matter is,
I know you guys are trying to help, but the truth of the matter is,
I know you had an awesome time.
I know you had an awesome time.
I like it. It's genius!
I like it. It's genius!
I like what I see. Don't be afraid to arch it.
I like what I see. Don't be afraid to arch it.
I like your room.
I like your room.
I love it. Thank you.
I love it. Thank you.
I love you so much, Frankie. I love you.
I love you so much, Frankie. I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you. Congratulations.
I love you. Congratulations.
I love you. Frank.
I love you. Frank.
I made some minor changes, but overall it's okay.
I made some minor changes, but overall it's okay.
I mean, I think we should get a divorce.
I mean, I think we should get a divorce.
I mean, I wouldn't want you changing your whole life just for me.
I mean, I wouldn't want you changing your whole life just for me.
I mean, it just doesn't feel right, does it?
I mean, it just doesn't feel right, does it?
I mean, suddenly you get married
I mean, suddenly you get married
I need a little time to get my life back together.
I need a little time to get my life back together.
I own six Speaker Cities.
I own six Speaker Cities.
I promise.
I promise.
I really like it 'cause of the flying and the magic.
I really like it 'cause of the flying and the magic.
I recommend you stop being such a faggot.
I recommend you stop being such a faggot.
I scared you? Because for a second, I thought...
I scared you? Because for a second, I thought...
I scared you? Because for a second, I thought...
I scared you? Because for a second, I thought...
I still have the Whitesnake jean jacket.
I still have the Whitesnake jean jacket.
I think I can deal with it.
I think I can deal with it.
I think I see Blue.
I think I see Blue.
I think she likes you. She ignores most people.
I think she likes you. She ignores most people.
I think that I am that person.
I think that I am that person.
I thought we were having a small get together.
I thought we were having a small get together.
I thought we were in the trust tree, in the nest. Are we not?
I thought we were in the trust tree, in the nest. Are we not?
I thought you guys might find this interesting.
I thought you guys might find this interesting.
I thought you said high school.
I thought you said high school.
I thought you said near campus. This is practically on campus. It's sick.
I thought you said near campus. This is practically on campus. It's sick.
I thought you were just talking dirty.
I thought you were just talking dirty.
I told him I had a crush on you in high school and I think I got him jealous.
I told him I had a crush on you in high school and I think I got him jealous.
I told you five times, I want them working the Sunshine Square deal.
I told you five times, I want them working the Sunshine Square deal.
I took the restrictor plate off, give the Red Dragon a little more juice.
I took the restrictor plate off, give the Red Dragon a little more juice.
I understand that. You're focused on all the wrong sort of details.
I understand that. You're focused on all the wrong sort of details.
I walked in on him, and he was harassing one of the caterers.
I walked in on him, and he was harassing one of the caterers.
I want focus, I want intensity, and I want 1,2,3!
I want focus, I want intensity, and I want 1,2,3!
I want you to know that.
I want you to know that.
I was curious, what association will you have with the actual university?
I was curious, what association will you have with the actual university?
I was even thinking maybe tonight we could get together back at home,
I was even thinking maybe tonight we could get together back at home,
I was hoping we might get to those thank you notes tomorrow night.
I was hoping we might get to those thank you notes tomorrow night.
I was thinking maybe sometime we could get some dinner or something?
I was thinking maybe sometime we could get some dinner or something?
I was thinking, if you're not too busy,
I was thinking, if you're not too busy,
I was, but I was being serious.
I was, but I was being serious.
I wasn't looking for a girl like that.
I wasn't looking for a girl like that.
I... tried to join a new gym.
I... tried to join a new gym.
I'd be more than happy to show you around.
I'd be more than happy to show you around.
I'd like to jump in and take that one, Jimmy, if you don't mind.
I'd like to jump in and take that one, Jimmy, if you don't mind.
I'd probably be dead.
I'd probably be dead.
I'll give Lara a call and we'll plan a girls' night.
I'll give Lara a call and we'll plan a girls' night.
I'm 30 years old. None of us are enrolled in the college.
I'm 30 years old. None of us are enrolled in the college.
I'm definitely feeling a little freaked out about the fact
I'm definitely feeling a little freaked out about the fact
I'm embarrassed. I'm sorry.
I'm embarrassed. I'm sorry.
I'm glad to see Frank's dad made it out. I haven't seen him in eight years.
I'm glad to see Frank's dad made it out. I haven't seen him in eight years.
I'm going again, baby!
I'm going again, baby!
I'm going to enjoy kicking these assholes off campus.
I'm going to enjoy kicking these assholes off campus.
I'm going to the airport. I'm kind of in a hurry, too.
I'm going to the airport. I'm kind of in a hurry, too.
I'm gonna go ahead and give you these. It's my work phone. Call me.
I'm gonna go ahead and give you these. It's my work phone. Call me.
I'm good either way. Just need to run it by Marissa.
I'm good either way. Just need to run it by Marissa.
I'm here for the gang bang.
I'm here for the gang bang.
I'm just proving a point. You don't have to celebrate it, Frank.
I'm just proving a point. You don't have to celebrate it, Frank.
I'm just staying here, for right now.
I'm just staying here, for right now.
I'm kidding. We'll have him back tonight. Okay, sweetie?
I'm kidding. We'll have him back tonight. Okay, sweetie?
I'm kind of in a weird place right now.
I'm kind of in a weird place right now.
I'm Mark. What's your name?
I'm Mark. What's your name?
I'm married. And I can't do this.
I'm married. And I can't do this.
I'm messing with you guys! It's a joke!
I'm messing with you guys! It's a joke!
I'm not gonna hold you over the coals for it.
I'm not gonna hold you over the coals for it.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
I'm really sorry about the other day. I want the chance to explain everything.
I'm really sorry about the other day. I want the chance to explain everything.
I'm really sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm so glad you're back.
I'm so glad you're back.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm still holding.
I'm still holding.
I'm still pretty intimidated by you.
I'm still pretty intimidated by you.
I'm such an idiot.
I'm such an idiot.
I'm talking crazy, boy band ass.
I'm talking crazy, boy band ass.
I'm the dean.
I'm the dean.
I'm trying to ask Mitch whether he had an awesome time.
I'm trying to ask Mitch whether he had an awesome time.
I'm worth $3.5 million, that the government knows about.
I'm worth $3.5 million, that the government knows about.
I've had a hell of a day, an even worse month.
I've had a hell of a day, an even worse month.
I've lost my house. Nicole thinks I'm a total jackass.
I've lost my house. Nicole thinks I'm a total jackass.
I've missed you, Frank.
I've missed you, Frank.
I've tried to tell you about this.
I've tried to tell you about this.
If any of these little fuckers decide to freak out on the kids,
If any of these little fuckers decide to freak out on the kids,
If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be here today, Mitch.
If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be here today, Mitch.
If that'd be agreeable... Stupid.
If that'd be agreeable... Stupid.
If we can't beat it, I'll give you the keys to the store. Literally.
If we can't beat it, I'll give you the keys to the store. Literally.
If you are satisfied, press 1. To rerecord, press 2.
If you are satisfied, press 1. To rerecord, press 2.
If you are satisfied, press 1. To rerecord, press 2.
If you are satisfied, press 1. To rerecord, press 2.
If you know your Greek mythology.
If you know your Greek mythology.
In every category, including academics.
In every category, including academics.
In other words, forget all the normal rules that apply to both college and society,
In other words, forget all the normal rules that apply to both college and society,
In supporting innovation in the field of biotechnology?
In supporting innovation in the field of biotechnology?
In the National Historical Preservation Act of 1966.
In the National Historical Preservation Act of 1966.
In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds,
In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds,
Industrial size cans will take up to 3 to 4 business days, so we're screwed.
Industrial size cans will take up to 3 to 4 business days, so we're screwed.
Is it, A, Harriot's method of solving cubics?
Is it, A, Harriot's method of solving cubics?
Is that Frank the Tank?
Is that Frank the Tank?
Is that Frank the Tank?
Is that Frank the Tank?
Is that what you do now?
Is that what you do now?
Is this bad?
Is this bad?
Is this one of your guys here?
Is this one of your guys here?
Is this thing gonna go down smooth or what? I'm missing 18 holes of golf here.
Is this thing gonna go down smooth or what? I'm missing 18 holes of golf here.
It is now exclusively for campus use only.
It is now exclusively for campus use only.
It makes me sound an old man, but I can't believe how fast she's growing up.
It makes me sound an old man, but I can't believe how fast she's growing up.
It really is.
It really is.
It says here you are applying to Columbia Law School.
It says here you are applying to Columbia Law School.
It sounds cool, man. I want in.
It sounds cool, man. I want in.
It stings, and that is now why I have a lazy eye.
It stings, and that is now why I have a lazy eye.
It stops right there and it continues right here,
It stops right there and it continues right here,
It takes a man to give away an angel. You're a sweetheart.
It takes a man to give away an angel. You're a sweetheart.
It was disgusting. I didn't want to say anything
It was disgusting. I didn't want to say anything
It'll show that it was probably of natural causes.
It'll show that it was probably of natural causes.
It's a combination of things.
It's a combination of things.
It's a nice doll you have there.
It's a nice doll you have there.
It's a place where we can feel free sharing our feelings.
It's a place where we can feel free sharing our feelings.
It's been a weird month, huh?
It's been a weird month, huh?
It's been good seeing you guys. It looks like you're doing great.
It's been good seeing you guys. It looks like you're doing great.
It's been kind of a tough day,
It's been kind of a tough day,
It's been quite a journey.
It's been quite a journey.
It's been two weeks. How are these guys still a fraternity?
It's been two weeks. How are these guys still a fraternity?
It's Blue's birthday. We're having a KY wrestling match.
It's Blue's birthday. We're having a KY wrestling match.
It's casual. I was just...
It's casual. I was just...
It's gonna be all right.
It's gonna be all right.
It's Huang.
It's Huang.
It's just a CD holder, you know, for your desk or whatever. I thought it was...
It's just a CD holder, you know, for your desk or whatever. I thought it was...
It's nice, right? Spanish, what the hell are you doing?
It's nice, right? Spanish, what the hell are you doing?
It's not gonna be the same.
It's not gonna be the same.
It's not like that. We don't take it too seriously...
It's not like that. We don't take it too seriously...
It's okay, honey. That's why we came.
It's okay, honey. That's why we came.
It's okay, honey. That's why we came.
It's okay, honey. That's why we came.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay. It happens.
It's okay. It happens.
It's okay. Please continue.
It's okay. Please continue.
It's okay. You just embarrassed yourself.
It's okay. You just embarrassed yourself.
It's physically impossible.
It's physically impossible.
It's purely sexual.
It's purely sexual.
It's quite an anomaly.
It's quite an anomaly.
It's the best day ever.
It's the best day ever.
It's worth two free drinks at the Meet and Greet.
It's worth two free drinks at the Meet and Greet.
Jenny and Jeanie!
Jenny and Jeanie!
Jesus Christ, Frank! What the hell are you doing here?
Jesus Christ, Frank! What the hell are you doing here?
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus. Who are these people?
Jesus. Who are these people?
Joseph Blue Pulasky!
Joseph Blue Pulasky!
Just a few minutes ago. This is my boyfriend, Mark.
Just a few minutes ago. This is my boyfriend, Mark.
Just as long as you promise to take it easy, you know.
Just as long as you promise to take it easy, you know.
Just drive. Go.
Just drive. Go.
Just like, petting zoo and clowns, stuff like that.
Just like, petting zoo and clowns, stuff like that.
Just make sure you can see the stage.
Just make sure you can see the stage.
Just ring the fucking bell, you pansy.
Just ring the fucking bell, you pansy.
Just take care of it.
Just take care of it.
Keep on, keep trucking, you know?
Keep on, keep trucking, you know?
Kitchen.
Kitchen.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the co host of CNN's Crossfire,
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the co host of CNN's Crossfire,
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to tonight's main event!
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to tonight's main event!
Ladies, our thumbs are down, our wrists are flexed,
Ladies, our thumbs are down, our wrists are flexed,
Ladies, we are giving head here.
Ladies, we are giving head here.
Last week, I stopped by his office.
Last week, I stopped by his office.
Legally speaking, there will be a loose affiliation,
Legally speaking, there will be a loose affiliation,
Lesson learned.
Lesson learned.
Let a little blood up in your face there, will ya?
Let a little blood up in your face there, will ya?
Let me be the first to say congratulations to you then.
Let me be the first to say congratulations to you then.
Let's get it on!
Let's get it on!
Let's get the party back cracking up in here.
Let's get the party back cracking up in here.
Let's go, birthday boy!
Let's go, birthday boy!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's just say I caught him red handed and it wasn't pretty.
Let's just say I caught him red handed and it wasn't pretty.
Let's make it official then, jackass!
Let's make it official then, jackass!
Let's make it official!
Let's make it official!
Let's raise our glasses, whatever we got in front of us.
Let's raise our glasses, whatever we got in front of us.
Let's see, rings.
Let's see, rings.
Like a few Internet friends. You should swing by.
Like a few Internet friends. You should swing by.
Like a goddamn magic show, ready to double team your girlfriend...
Like a goddamn magic show, ready to double team your girlfriend...
Like a real divorce?
Like a real divorce?
Like sand from wall to wall. I know a great sand guy, we'll get it at price.
Like sand from wall to wall. I know a great sand guy, we'll get it at price.
Listen to me. There is no fraternity.
Listen to me. There is no fraternity.
Listen, about last night.
Listen, about last night.
Listen, Donald tells me you got these guys working prep for the arbitration.
Listen, Donald tells me you got these guys working prep for the arbitration.
Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday.
Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday.
Listen, just was calling to check in.
Listen, just was calling to check in.
Listen. I got a call from Manetti.
Listen. I got a call from Manetti.
Little right. Little more.
Little right. Little more.
Look, I appreciate your enthusiasm.
Look, I appreciate your enthusiasm.
Look, I did my part. Now you have to do yours.
Look, I did my part. Now you have to do yours.
Look, to be honest, you're really not the person I thought you were.
Look, to be honest, you're really not the person I thought you were.
Looks like we better put the KY wrestling on hold for a while.
Looks like we better put the KY wrestling on hold for a while.
Love, it's a motherfucker.
Love, it's a motherfucker.
Man, I'm just getting some water, yo. This suit is crazy hot.
Man, I'm just getting some water, yo. This suit is crazy hot.
Man, man. Man, put the music back on.
Man, man. Man, put the music back on.
Marissa is going through some personal stuff.
Marissa is going through some personal stuff.
Marissa, come on. That's it.
Marissa, come on. That's it.
Marissa, come on. That's it.
Marissa, come on. That's it.
Marissa, I totally forgot.
Marissa, I totally forgot.
Mature?
Mature?
Max wants to open up his gifts, but I thought maybe one would be all right?
Max wants to open up his gifts, but I thought maybe one would be all right?
Max, can you earmuff it for me?
Max, can you earmuff it for me?
Maybe I'd take you up on that cup of coffee.
Maybe I'd take you up on that cup of coffee.
Maybe it's a thong.
Maybe it's a thong.
Maybe we rushed into this, you know?
Maybe we rushed into this, you know?
Megan, I'm a little busy.
Megan, I'm a little busy.
Megan, this little fraternity over on Brook Street
Megan, this little fraternity over on Brook Street
Megan, you are. If you could leave, it would be tremendous for all of us.
Megan, you are. If you could leave, it would be tremendous for all of us.
Mind the stepchildren.
Mind the stepchildren.
Mitch a Palooza, from the poster.
Mitch a Palooza, from the poster.
Mitch a Palooza, from the poster.
Mitch a Palooza, from the poster.
Mitch is a lawyer, buddy. He's gonna take care of this thing, okay?
Mitch is a lawyer, buddy. He's gonna take care of this thing, okay?
Mitch Martin?
Mitch Martin?
Mitch, can you come here a second? I don't mind popping for breakfast.
Mitch, can you come here a second? I don't mind popping for breakfast.
Mitch, honey? Hon?
Mitch, honey? Hon?
Mitch, I'm so cold.
Mitch, I'm so cold.
Mitch, stop it! I got it.
Mitch, stop it! I got it.
Mitch, with an M.
Mitch, with an M.
Mitch!
Mitch!
Mitch? Why? He's so sweet.
Mitch? Why? He's so sweet.
Most notably, clause four.
Most notably, clause four.
Movies and popcorn.
Movies and popcorn.
Mr. James Carville.
Mr. James Carville.
Must be joking around or something.
Must be joking around or something.
My friend Mitch, he owns the house.
My friend Mitch, he owns the house.
My God!
My God!
My life is over and I'm gonna wind up working at Red Lobster.
My life is over and I'm gonna wind up working at Red Lobster.
My son Max is turning six on Sunday. We're having a birthday party for him.
My son Max is turning six on Sunday. We're having a birthday party for him.
My throat is dry. I'm sorry.
My throat is dry. I'm sorry.
My wife, my job, my kids. Every day is exactly the same.
My wife, my job, my kids. Every day is exactly the same.
Need a friend?
Need a friend?
Nice meeting you, Tracy.
Nice meeting you, Tracy.
Nice to meet you, Mitch.
Nice to meet you, Mitch.
Nice work, Marissa.
Nice work, Marissa.
Nice, right?
Nice, right?
Nicole, how's it going? Who's this?
Nicole, how's it going? Who's this?
No one at Columbia has even heard of you.
No one at Columbia has even heard of you.
No problem. Make yourself at home.
No problem. Make yourself at home.
No problem. Make yourself at home.
No problem. Make yourself at home.
No way.
No way.
No, I appreciate it, but I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight.
No, I appreciate it, but I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight.
No, I mean, I do it myself every once in a while, but to magazines.
No, I mean, I do it myself every once in a while, but to magazines.
No, I'm not judging. Don't be embarrassed.
No, I'm not judging. Don't be embarrassed.
No, I'm not. I just...
No, I'm not. I just...
No, I'm...
No, I'm...
No, it's cool. I'm cool.
No, it's cool. I'm cool.
No, thanks.
No, thanks.
No, this exact one.
No, this exact one.
No, wait a second.
No, wait a second.
No!
No!
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. Actually, I got to run.
No. Actually, I got to run.
No. Inappropriate. Stop it right now.
No. Inappropriate. Stop it right now.
Nobody. Is it true?
Nobody. Is it true?
Not in a dangerous way, you know. I just watched you a lot, from a distance.
Not in a dangerous way, you know. I just watched you a lot, from a distance.
Not too bad.
Not too bad.
Nothing. Just making some copies.
Nothing. Just making some copies.
Nothing. Sorry.
Nothing. Sorry.
Nothing. Sorry.
Nothing. Sorry.
Now, courtesy of Speaker City,
Now, courtesy of Speaker City,
Now, that was a party.
Now, that was a party.
Now!
Now!
Now! Hurry, you sorry son of a bitch!
Now! Hurry, you sorry son of a bitch!
Number 12.
Number 12.
Number four's been throwing elbows, and someone's kid's gonna get hurt.
Number four's been throwing elbows, and someone's kid's gonna get hurt.
Odds are they're probably basic white, cotton underpants.
Odds are they're probably basic white, cotton underpants.
Of course, leave it to me to wait until you've got a boyfriend
Of course, leave it to me to wait until you've got a boyfriend
Off the record. You do this, you're in.
Off the record. You do this, you're in.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy.
Oh, Megan.
Oh, Megan.
Oh, my God, I did. Is this bad?
Oh, my God, I did. Is this bad?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, okay. Well, thank you.
Oh, okay. Well, thank you.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thanks. Yeah, so are you.
Oh, thanks. Yeah, so are you.
Oh, that's funny to you? 'Cause you won't be laughing
Oh, that's funny to you? 'Cause you won't be laughing
Oh, that's right. I totally forgot.
Oh, that's right. I totally forgot.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh! No.
Oh! No.
Oh...!
Oh...!
Okay, great. Floor exercise.
Okay, great. Floor exercise.
Okay, how many events do we actually have left here?
Okay, how many events do we actually have left here?
Okay, Mitch, we need to talk.
Okay, Mitch, we need to talk.
Okay, now don't you think this is going a little far?
Okay, now don't you think this is going a little far?
Okay, so, thank you.
Okay, so, thank you.
Okay, that's one pecan pie and two coffees.
Okay, that's one pecan pie and two coffees.
Okay, well...
Okay, well...
Okay, you can go back out and play now.
Okay, you can go back out and play now.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Walsh, I need you to track down a copy of University Code 7 A,
Okay. Walsh, I need you to track down a copy of University Code 7 A,
Once it hits your lips, it's so good.
Once it hits your lips, it's so good.
One hundred percent. I got creative with some of their tests.
One hundred percent. I got creative with some of their tests.
One. Frank's accident definitely set us back.
One. Frank's accident definitely set us back.
One...
One...
Ooh!
Ooh!
Or C, the migration method of graphing quadratic functions?
Or C, the migration method of graphing quadratic functions?
Or foam, whatever. Something in here.
Or foam, whatever. Something in here.
Or maybe even a whole meal of food.
Or maybe even a whole meal of food.
Or some hot sailor you met at TGI Friday's a couple months ago.
Or some hot sailor you met at TGI Friday's a couple months ago.
Our courteous staff will educate you on a wide selection of state of the art
Our courteous staff will educate you on a wide selection of state of the art
Our friend Ashley had this guy come over and teach a blow job class.
Our friend Ashley had this guy come over and teach a blow job class.
Over the next 21 days,
Over the next 21 days,
Ow! Oww! Jesus!
Ow! Oww! Jesus!
Oww! Oh...
Oww! Oh...
Patricia, get security to the South Lawn.
Patricia, get security to the South Lawn.
Personal stuff like you running through the neighborhood drunk and naked?
Personal stuff like you running through the neighborhood drunk and naked?
Please be careful.
Please be careful.
Please don't beat yourself up over this thing. It's not your fault.
Please don't beat yourself up over this thing. It's not your fault.
Please take a moment to allow this information to sink in.
Please take a moment to allow this information to sink in.
Please tell me this is the first time this has happened.
Please tell me this is the first time this has happened.
Please, what are you doing?
Please, what are you doing?
Pleasure to meet you.
Pleasure to meet you.
Pledges, prepare to release!
Pledges, prepare to release!
Prelaw, star of the tennis team, a very promising young woman.
Prelaw, star of the tennis team, a very promising young woman.
Pritchard, hey, it's over.
Pritchard, hey, it's over.
Prom committee thing?
Prom committee thing?
Putting the lawyer himself at the controls.
Putting the lawyer himself at the controls.
Ready? Do it.
Ready? Do it.
Real Estate Query Engine
Real Estate Query Engine
Really good.
Really good.
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really? You don't?
Really? You don't?
Recent research has shown the empirical evidence
Recent research has shown the empirical evidence
Relationships are a lot of work.
Relationships are a lot of work.
Relax, Rich, it's not a big deal.
Relax, Rich, it's not a big deal.
Remember Cheese, Rodney's kid brother?
Remember Cheese, Rodney's kid brother?
Revoke it? Why? Everybody loves those guys.
Revoke it? Why? Everybody loves those guys.
Right now.
Right now.
Right. I see.
Right. I see.
Right. Look.
Right. Look.
Rip it up! Go at there. What is it?
Rip it up! Go at there. What is it?
Ruined? Like, whose life is ruined?
Ruined? Like, whose life is ruined?
Salute. Health and happiness.
Salute. Health and happiness.
Sand in here?
Sand in here?
See you around, homey!
See you around, homey!
See you around.
See you around.
See you later.
See you later.
See?
See?
See? That's why they call him the Godfather.
See? That's why they call him the Godfather.
Shake the tail when you walk, man. You're better than that.
Shake the tail when you walk, man. You're better than that.
Shall I continue?
Shall I continue?
She showed me the knife.
She showed me the knife.
She's an angel.
She's an angel.
She's student council president,
She's student council president,
Shhh.
Shhh.
Show us a competitor's price. We'll beat it.
Show us a competitor's price. We'll beat it.
Since when are you so shy?
Since when are you so shy?
Sir, yes, sir.
Sir, yes, sir.
Sir, yes, sir.
Sir, yes, sir.
Sir, your seat belt seems to be broken.
Sir, your seat belt seems to be broken.
Sit good for me. I'm gonna talk to Uncle Mitch for a second.
Sit good for me. I'm gonna talk to Uncle Mitch for a second.
Snoop!
Snoop!
So just get ready, don't burn yourselves out tonight.
So just get ready, don't burn yourselves out tonight.
So now I have them helping with the arbitration,
So now I have them helping with the arbitration,
So your block will land safely on the lawn?
So your block will land safely on the lawn?
So, how do we do this? Shall I...
So, how do we do this? Shall I...
So, I heard you and Marissa split up. Is that true?
So, I heard you and Marissa split up. Is that true?
So, I'm sorry, but we're not starting a fraternity.
So, I'm sorry, but we're not starting a fraternity.
So, listen, somebody told me
So, listen, somebody told me
So, Mark, he seems like an interesting guy.
So, Mark, he seems like an interesting guy.
So, that's why you go around harassing young women?
So, that's why you go around harassing young women?
So, we had to bring someone else in to fill in for this event.
So, we had to bring someone else in to fill in for this event.
So, we're gonna need you to go ahead and do that.
So, we're gonna need you to go ahead and do that.
So, where do you sleep, anyway?
So, where do you sleep, anyway?
So, you're moving out?
So, you're moving out?
Someone just make a bad mistake!
Someone just make a bad mistake!
Something chicks do.
Something chicks do.
Sometimes I do crash here.
Sometimes I do crash here.
Sometimes you think you have true love,
Sometimes you think you have true love,
Sorry, guys, I lost my composure out there. I'm an idiot.
Sorry, guys, I lost my composure out there. I'm an idiot.
Sorry, sir!
Sorry, sir!
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry. Sorry.
Sorry. Sorry.
Spanish!
Spanish!
Speaker City. I own all six locations.
Speaker City. I own all six locations.
Stay in the goal.
Stay in the goal.
Step to the edge!
Step to the edge!
Still holding!
Still holding!
Stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath and Beyond, I don't know.
Stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath and Beyond, I don't know.
Sunday, right. Okay.
Sunday, right. Okay.
Systematic research grants for our scientists.
Systematic research grants for our scientists.
Take a look at that.
Take a look at that.
Take it easy.
Take it easy.
Take yesterday, for example.
Take yesterday, for example.
Technically, that doesn't matter. They found a loophole.
Technically, that doesn't matter. They found a loophole.
Thank you for taking a look at it for me. This stuff always confuses me.
Thank you for taking a look at it for me. This stuff always confuses me.
Thank you for your time. Good luck, and God bless America.
Thank you for your time. Good luck, and God bless America.
Thank you very much, guys. This will be happening at this house all year.
Thank you very much, guys. This will be happening at this house all year.
Thank you very much. Continue, please, continue.
Thank you very much. Continue, please, continue.
Thank you, Dean Pritchard. It's an honor and pleasure to be here, sir.
Thank you, Dean Pritchard. It's an honor and pleasure to be here, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks a lot. It's kind of a home away from home for me.
Thanks a lot. It's kind of a home away from home for me.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That and some other stuff.
That and some other stuff.
That I'm gonna have sex with only one person
That I'm gonna have sex with only one person
That is untrue!
That is untrue!
That part of me is over. It's water under the bridge.
That part of me is over. It's water under the bridge.
That party we had last night has given us all kinds of street cred.
That party we had last night has given us all kinds of street cred.
That ref's a real prick out there. That's right, you heard me, my man!
That ref's a real prick out there. That's right, you heard me, my man!
That sounds like a lot of fun, but
That sounds like a lot of fun, but
That was interesting. Thank you very much.
That was interesting. Thank you very much.
That was perfect.
That was perfect.
That's a talented man right there.
That's a talented man right there.
That's awesome!
That's awesome!
That's awesome!
That's awesome!
That's awesome.
That's awesome.
That's Blue.
That's Blue.
That's disgusting!
That's disgusting!
That's Frank.
That's Frank.
That's great.
That's great.
That's great. Congratulations.
That's great. Congratulations.
That's right! We can't have anyone freak out out there, okay?
That's right! We can't have anyone freak out out there, okay?
That's the most powerful tranq gun on the market.
That's the most powerful tranq gun on the market.
That's the way you do it! That's the way you debate.
That's the way you do it! That's the way you debate.
That's very kind, but I insist, I'll pay.
That's very kind, but I insist, I'll pay.
That's what I thought. Shut up.
That's what I thought. Shut up.
That's what old people do. They die.
That's what old people do. They die.
That's why you got the house, brother.
That's why you got the house, brother.
That's, like, pretty hard core.
That's, like, pretty hard core.
The actions taken by the student council have come as a great shock to me.
The actions taken by the student council have come as a great shock to me.
The answer is A, Harriot's method of solving cubics.
The answer is A, Harriot's method of solving cubics.
The board members are beginning to ask questions about this civilian fraternity.
The board members are beginning to ask questions about this civilian fraternity.
The captain of the university debate team had a scheduling conflict. Yeah.
The captain of the university debate team had a scheduling conflict. Yeah.
The dart, man. You got a fuckin' dart in your neck.
The dart, man. You got a fuckin' dart in your neck.
The entire town knows you had an awesome time.
The entire town knows you had an awesome time.
The frustrating thing is I don't think you appreciate everything I did for you.
The frustrating thing is I don't think you appreciate everything I did for you.
The futon?
The futon?
The Godfather himself has been kind enough to grace us with his presence.
The Godfather himself has been kind enough to grace us with his presence.
The Godfather!
The Godfather!
The house has been boarded up. The windows, the doors, everything.
The house has been boarded up. The windows, the doors, everything.
The last time that I had heard, you had moved to...
The last time that I had heard, you had moved to...
The move's been a little rough on Amanda.
The move's been a little rough on Amanda.
The only thing that sounds better than our speakers are our prices!
The only thing that sounds better than our speakers are our prices!
The real estate guy was really adamant about not having...
The real estate guy was really adamant about not having...
The recent recipient of a brand new plastic hip,
The recent recipient of a brand new plastic hip,
The secret to a good B.J. is focus.
The secret to a good B.J. is focus.
The Sunshine State.
The Sunshine State.
The thing about that one is, is it's not just that.
The thing about that one is, is it's not just that.
Then you can say, fuck, shit, bitch, whatever you want.
Then you can say, fuck, shit, bitch, whatever you want.
There he is.
There he is.
There might be some whippits lying around if you want them.
There might be some whippits lying around if you want them.
There you go, buddy.
There you go, buddy.
There. Take your doll. Okay.
There. Take your doll. Okay.
There's more coming.
There's more coming.
There's my wife. See that?
There's my wife. See that?
There's too much to lose! We've got to just keep our composure!
There's too much to lose! We've got to just keep our composure!
They don't have much use for the Godfather anymore.
They don't have much use for the Godfather anymore.
They say it could puncture the skin of a rhino from a hundred...
They say it could puncture the skin of a rhino from a hundred...
They throw the sickest parties. I met my boyfriend at their casino night.
They throw the sickest parties. I met my boyfriend at their casino night.
They're kind of rereleasing me out into the wild.
They're kind of rereleasing me out into the wild.
They're not a fraternity, sir.
They're not a fraternity, sir.
They've already been called, sir.
They've already been called, sir.
They've been approved for temporary status by the student council.
They've been approved for temporary status by the student council.
Think about it!
Think about it!
Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding.
Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding.
This better work.
This better work.
This damn thing was your idea, and you convinced me to do it,
This damn thing was your idea, and you convinced me to do it,
This doesn't seem fair! I'm on a roll!
This doesn't seem fair! I'm on a roll!
This guy's playing hardball.
This guy's playing hardball.
This house, he says, is zoned specifically for social services and student housing.
This house, he says, is zoned specifically for social services and student housing.
This is a futon, actually. It pulls out, you know.
This is a futon, actually. It pulls out, you know.
This is a major turn on. Let's go with this.
This is a major turn on. Let's go with this.
This is a serious situation. I mean, I'm kicked out of school.
This is a serious situation. I mean, I'm kicked out of school.
This is a totally different kind of satisfaction for me.
This is a totally different kind of satisfaction for me.
This is called rush. We're officially starting a fraternity.
This is called rush. We're officially starting a fraternity.
This is crazy!
This is crazy!
This is incredible. How did you do this?
This is incredible. How did you do this?
This is me leaving. This is me leaving.
This is me leaving. This is me leaving.
This is my daughter, Amanda. Say hi, sweetie.
This is my daughter, Amanda. Say hi, sweetie.
This is the guy I was talking about. This is his house.
This is the guy I was talking about. This is his house.
This is the most beautiful day.
This is the most beautiful day.
This is the probably the best thing that's ever happened to us.
This is the probably the best thing that's ever happened to us.
This is your first test.
This is your first test.
This man accosted me!
This man accosted me!
This model?
This model?
This party is great. Nice work.
This party is great. Nice work.
This place is unbelievable.
This place is unbelievable.
This way, if something happens to my wife, I can give you a call.
This way, if something happens to my wife, I can give you a call.
Three! Release!
Three! Release!
Tied to it?
Tied to it?
Time out. Time out.
Time out. Time out.
Timing was never your thing.
Timing was never your thing.
To camcorders, and everything in between.
To camcorders, and everything in between.
To finally ask you out.
To finally ask you out.
To join Franklin and Marissa...
To join Franklin and Marissa...
To new beginnings.
To new beginnings.
To represent our inaugural pledge class.
To represent our inaugural pledge class.
To think that in just seven months you'll be graduating from high school!
To think that in just seven months you'll be graduating from high school!
Topic number one.
Topic number one.
True love is hard to find.
True love is hard to find.
Trust me, you're not missing anything, anyways.
Trust me, you're not missing anything, anyways.
Trying to figure out why I take my time out of my schedule to try to help you get over...
Trying to figure out why I take my time out of my schedule to try to help you get over...
Two...
Two...
Uh huh, that's great.
Uh huh, that's great.
Um hmm. Good, Marissa.
Um hmm. Good, Marissa.
Unfortunately,
Unfortunately,
Unfortunately, you alone have the ability to revoke it.
Unfortunately, you alone have the ability to revoke it.
Up and in.
Up and in.
Usually, I sleep at home.
Usually, I sleep at home.
Very disease free gentleman standing by the mini bar.
Very disease free gentleman standing by the mini bar.
Very good.
Very good.
Wait a second, is that guy...
Wait a second, is that guy...
Wait, wait, my shoulder.
Wait, wait, my shoulder.
Wait, who's this guy?
Wait, who's this guy?
Wait.
Wait.
Wait. Wait, what does that mean exactly?
Wait. Wait, what does that mean exactly?
Walk it off, big guy. We're coming down.
Walk it off, big guy. We're coming down.
Walsh tells me your San Diego trip was a blast!
Walsh tells me your San Diego trip was a blast!
Wanna give a shout out to the Godfather.
Wanna give a shout out to the Godfather.
Wanna go out and see the other guys? Uncle Mitch is sorry.
Wanna go out and see the other guys? Uncle Mitch is sorry.
Wanna make sure you're on top of it.
Wanna make sure you're on top of it.
Wasn't meant to happen like that, Weensie!
Wasn't meant to happen like that, Weensie!
Way to give a hundred and ten percent.
Way to give a hundred and ten percent.
We are gathered here together
We are gathered here together
We are talking about a non exclusive, egalitarian brotherhood
We are talking about a non exclusive, egalitarian brotherhood
We can only buy KY Jelly in the 4 ounce tubes.
We can only buy KY Jelly in the 4 ounce tubes.
We can open Uncle Frank's, but we got to wait for the others.
We can open Uncle Frank's, but we got to wait for the others.
We can say anything here.
We can say anything here.
We got 40 guys that want this. There must be a reason for it.
We got 40 guys that want this. There must be a reason for it.
We gotta run, 'cause we got this prom committee thing, so I'll see you around.
We gotta run, 'cause we got this prom committee thing, so I'll see you around.
We gotta stay in the goal. You can't be walking around.
We gotta stay in the goal. You can't be walking around.
We had a dog, we had a great place,
We had a dog, we had a great place,
We have a situation, sir!
We have a situation, sir!
We have an illegal off road vehicle operating without a permit.
We have an illegal off road vehicle operating without a permit.
We have no response.
We have no response.
We have the right to a formal evaluation
We have the right to a formal evaluation
We haven't exactly been living the most exciting lives in the world.
We haven't exactly been living the most exciting lives in the world.
We just kinda watch football and hang out.
We just kinda watch football and hang out.
We need to talk.
We need to talk.
We need to throw a big kick ass party to start things off.
We need to throw a big kick ass party to start things off.
We should go tropical with this thing.
We should go tropical with this thing.
We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely.
We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely.
We'd love for you to join us this Saturday at our open house
We'd love for you to join us this Saturday at our open house
We'll talk surround sound and everything else later. I'll cut you a deal.
We'll talk surround sound and everything else later. I'll cut you a deal.
We're going streaking through the quad and into the gymnasium.
We're going streaking through the quad and into the gymnasium.
We're going streaking!
We're going streaking!
We're going to Home Depot.
We're going to Home Depot.
We're gonna find you a one bedroom apartment,
We're gonna find you a one bedroom apartment,
We're gonna get so much ass here, it's gonna be sick.
We're gonna get so much ass here, it's gonna be sick.
We're not breast feeding from a mythological beast.
We're not breast feeding from a mythological beast.
We're not here, so leave us a message.
We're not here, so leave us a message.
We're staying with my dad for awhile, until I find something better.
We're staying with my dad for awhile, until I find something better.
We're streaking. Come on!
We're streaking. Come on!
We're streaking. We're going up through the quad to the gymnasium.
We're streaking. We're going up through the quad to the gymnasium.
We're streaking. We're streaking!
We're streaking. We're streaking!
We're waiting, gentlemen.
We're waiting, gentlemen.
We've got to keep our composure! We've come too far.
We've got to keep our composure! We've come too far.
We've made a great effort so far. Let's just keep it up!
We've made a great effort so far. Let's just keep it up!
Welcome, everyone, to the official debate section of the charter review.
Welcome, everyone, to the official debate section of the charter review.
Well, actually, pretty nice little Saturday.
Well, actually, pretty nice little Saturday.
Well, Dean, I'm glad you asked that question...
Well, Dean, I'm glad you asked that question...
Well, do you want me to be honest, or you want me to tell you this is the first time?
Well, do you want me to be honest, or you want me to tell you this is the first time?
Well, for one thing, it violates the zoning restrictions set forth
Well, for one thing, it violates the zoning restrictions set forth
Well, good. Carry on.
Well, good. Carry on.
Well, I am.
Well, I am.
Well, I guess I... Deep down I'm feeling a little confused.
Well, I guess I... Deep down I'm feeling a little confused.
Well, I locked the Sunshine Square deal yesterday,
Well, I locked the Sunshine Square deal yesterday,
Well, it's interesting, sir.
Well, it's interesting, sir.
Well, let's see.
Well, let's see.
Well, they're upgrading, moving into a new facility.
Well, they're upgrading, moving into a new facility.
Well, what do you think?
Well, what do you think?
Well, yes. But he was really old.
Well, yes. But he was really old.
Well, you're looking very healthy.
Well, you're looking very healthy.
Well...
Well...
What are you doing home? You totally scared me!
What are you doing home? You totally scared me!
What are you doing? What are you...
What are you doing? What are you...
What are you gonna do? Tell on me?
What are you gonna do? Tell on me?
What are you guys doing here? I said never at work.
What are you guys doing here? I said never at work.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about? I'm not even in school.
What are you talking about? I'm not even in school.
What are you talking about? We finished with an 84%.
What are you talking about? We finished with an 84%.
What did you see?
What did you see?
What do you guys like better? Nurse or cheerleader?
What do you guys like better? Nurse or cheerleader?
What do you recommend I do?
What do you recommend I do?
What do you think, Max, huh? It's got three speeds.
What do you think, Max, huh? It's got three speeds.
What do you think? Honestly. Shoot me straight.
What do you think? Honestly. Shoot me straight.
What else have you got planned? A student band or something?
What else have you got planned? A student band or something?
What happened to, needing brotherhood now more than ever? They need us.
What happened to, needing brotherhood now more than ever? They need us.
What happened?
What happened?
What happened? I blacked out.
What happened? I blacked out.
What is it?
What is it?
What is your position on the role of government
What is your position on the role of government
What kind of gun is this?
What kind of gun is this?
What pledge?
What pledge?
What Pritchard did, technically, is illegal.
What Pritchard did, technically, is illegal.
What situation?
What situation?
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell is going on here?
What the hell is going on here?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? When?
What? When?
What's going on, brother?
What's going on, brother?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's the matter, you scared?
What's the matter, you scared?
What's wrong with it?
What's wrong with it?
Whatever. How's the tennis season going?
Whatever. How's the tennis season going?
Whatever. We were just having a little fun. You have nothing to worry about.
Whatever. We were just having a little fun. You have nothing to worry about.
When I get back there, I'm gonna show you something I call
When I get back there, I'm gonna show you something I call
When I left, she said, Weensie, if you screw this up, I'll kill you.
When I left, she said, Weensie, if you screw this up, I'll kill you.
When somebody prematurely pops in your face.
When somebody prematurely pops in your face.
Where are you guys living now?
Where are you guys living now?
Where'd that come from?
Where'd that come from?
Which I then gave to the dog.
Which I then gave to the dog.
Which is slashing prices on everything from beepers to DVD players,
Which is slashing prices on everything from beepers to DVD players,
Which of the following is a generally accepted graphical technique
Which of the following is a generally accepted graphical technique
Who is this?
Who is this?
Who never did call me back
Who never did call me back
Who told you that?
Who told you that?
Who's finally gonna be rereleased into the wilderness.
Who's finally gonna be rereleased into the wilderness.
Who's hungry? Who's hungry?
Who's hungry? Who's hungry?
Who's streaking?
Who's streaking?
Whoa! Scooch over.
Whoa! Scooch over.
Whoo hoo!
Whoo hoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo! Come on!
Whoo! Come on!
Whoo! Whoo!
Whoo! Whoo!
Whooo!
Whooo!
Why am I looking at that?
Why am I looking at that?
Why are you slowing down?
Why are you slowing down?
Why does this cinderblock have a long piece of string
Why does this cinderblock have a long piece of string
Why doesn't he wait for an easy one?
Why doesn't he wait for an easy one?
Why don't you get me a fresh beer?
Why don't you get me a fresh beer?
Why don't you give that six months. You don't think that'll change?
Why don't you give that six months. You don't think that'll change?
Why don't you go get some air, okay? Walk it off.
Why don't you go get some air, okay? Walk it off.
Why should I go to a class?
Why should I go to a class?
Why's the other end of this string tied securely
Why's the other end of this string tied securely
With all the people here, and the speakers.
With all the people here, and the speakers.
With emphasis on human resource development. Thank you.
With emphasis on human resource development. Thank you.
Woofers!
Woofers!
Wouldn't you want those good times to keep going?
Wouldn't you want those good times to keep going?
Wow, that's a tough school to get into.
Wow, that's a tough school to get into.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. That's really loud.
Wow. That's really loud.
Yay!
Yay!
Yeah, he's fine. He's the best there is.
Yeah, he's fine. He's the best there is.
Yeah, I just feel a little...
Yeah, I just feel a little...
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I still haven't heard from Frank. I'm a little worried.
Yeah, I still haven't heard from Frank. I'm a little worried.
Yeah, I'm moving into a new place,
Yeah, I'm moving into a new place,
Yeah, it was fun.
Yeah, it was fun.
Yeah, last Thursday.
Yeah, last Thursday.
Yeah, Marissa told me about your girlfriend. I'm very sorry.
Yeah, Marissa told me about your girlfriend. I'm very sorry.
Yeah, me, too.
Yeah, me, too.
Yeah, thanks. She's okay.
Yeah, thanks. She's okay.
Yeah, thanks. She's okay.
Yeah, thanks. She's okay.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, that's me.
Yeah, that's me.
Yeah, we did.
Yeah, we did.
Yeah, you're right. I'm okay with it.
Yeah, you're right. I'm okay with it.
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah? From the guy who probably won't get in.
Yeah? From the guy who probably won't get in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Listen.
Yeah. Listen.
Yeah. Shocking, isn't it?
Yeah. Shocking, isn't it?
Yeah. Thanks.
Yeah. Thanks.
Yeah. Well, financially it makes sense, so...
Yeah. Well, financially it makes sense, so...
Yes, I'm hurt.
Yes, I'm hurt.
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
Yes, she is. I'm the first one to go to college in my family.
Yes, she is. I'm the first one to go to college in my family.
Yes, you people did finish with an 84%,
Yes, you people did finish with an 84%,
Yes!
Yes!
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You all remember that crazy bastard.
You all remember that crazy bastard.
You are all witnesses! He accosted me!
You are all witnesses! He accosted me!
You are beautiful. No offense, though. He is the king.
You are beautiful. No offense, though. He is the king.
You are taking coffee and pie with a living legend.
You are taking coffee and pie with a living legend.
You can use a little teeth but don't be a biter.
You can use a little teeth but don't be a biter.
You can't just do that. I've already paid the first and last month's rent!
You can't just do that. I've already paid the first and last month's rent!
You did great.
You did great.
You didn't pass your review.
You didn't pass your review.
You don't even have to worry about it.
You don't even have to worry about it.
You don't see me breaking the fourth wall.
You don't see me breaking the fourth wall.
You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart. Way to work it through.
You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart. Way to work it through.
You got to be kidding me. I was obsessed with you.
You got to be kidding me. I was obsessed with you.
You guys are in a fraternity, is that right?
You guys are in a fraternity, is that right?
You had a crush on me?
You had a crush on me?
You had Mitch look at the lease? When?
You had Mitch look at the lease? When?
You have a week to vacate the premises, and I thank you for your cooperation.
You have a week to vacate the premises, and I thank you for your cooperation.
You have to admit it,
You have to admit it,
You heard Pritchard, all right? We're obligated to do this.
You heard Pritchard, all right? We're obligated to do this.
You just took one in the jugular, man!
You just took one in the jugular, man!
You know it!
You know it!
You know it!
You know it!
You know this person?
You know this person?
You know what? Can we talk about this later, please?
You know what? Can we talk about this later, please?
You know what? Give me that thing. I'll do one.
You know what? Give me that thing. I'll do one.
You know what? I recommend you drive off immediately,
You know what? I recommend you drive off immediately,
You know what? I think you should have some of this.
You know what? I think you should have some of this.
You know what? Just, let me...
You know what? Just, let me...
You know where the rest of the guys are?
You know where the rest of the guys are?
You know you can't, buddy. It's guy code. Okay?
You know you can't, buddy. It's guy code. Okay?
You know, Dean Pritchard has some serious connections at Columbia.
You know, Dean Pritchard has some serious connections at Columbia.
You know, I got that apartment.
You know, I got that apartment.
You know, I'm having this get together
You know, I'm having this get together
You know, I've missed you. You know?
You know, I've missed you. You know?
You know, it's nothing, really. I mean, they actually work together.
You know, it's nothing, really. I mean, they actually work together.
You know, there's something I think you should know...
You know, there's something I think you should know...
You let down Frank, you let down me, you let down Max, most importantly.
You let down Frank, you let down me, you let down Max, most importantly.
You listen to me. I need this, okay?
You listen to me. I need this, okay?
You look a little pale, Mitch. You need to breathe.
You look a little pale, Mitch. You need to breathe.
You look beautiful.
You look beautiful.
You look gorgeous.
You look gorgeous.
You might also ask yourself,
You might also ask yourself,
You okay?
You okay?
You poor baby.
You poor baby.
You put a bar in over there, right?
You put a bar in over there, right?
You really did.
You really did.
You said if I revoked their charter, you'd get me into Columbia.
You said if I revoked their charter, you'd get me into Columbia.
You said if I revoked their charter, you'd get me into Columbia.
You said if I revoked their charter, you'd get me into Columbia.
You serious?
You serious?
You should all be very proud of yourselves.
You should all be very proud of yourselves.
You should pull that out. That shit is not cool.
You should pull that out. That shit is not cool.
You smoked Marlboro Reds. You were way out of my league.
You smoked Marlboro Reds. You were way out of my league.
You tell anyone about this, I'll fuckin' kill you!
You tell anyone about this, I'll fuckin' kill you!
You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hang out with 19 year old girls all day?
You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hang out with 19 year old girls all day?
You want to leave me your number?
You want to leave me your number?
You were always with older guys. You had that Whitesnake jean jacket.
You were always with older guys. You had that Whitesnake jean jacket.
You were pretty intimidating back then.
You were pretty intimidating back then.
You were pretty intimidating back then.
You were pretty intimidating back then.
You're all going to experience intense mental and physical strain.
You're all going to experience intense mental and physical strain.
You're bad.
You're bad.
You're craz... You're crazy, man.
You're craz... You're crazy, man.
You're crazy.
You're crazy.
You're gonna be all right. You'll be all right, Frank.
You're gonna be all right. You'll be all right, Frank.
You're having fun?
You're having fun?
You're in the back seat.
You're in the back seat.
You're killing me. Can we stay between the posts?
You're killing me. Can we stay between the posts?
You're killing me. You really need to start embracing this whole thing here.
You're killing me. You really need to start embracing this whole thing here.
You're leaving the seminar now? It's not even intermission.
You're leaving the seminar now? It's not even intermission.
You're like an injured fawn nursed back to health,
You're like an injured fawn nursed back to health,
You're my boy, Blue!
You're my boy, Blue!
You're my boy.
You're my boy.
You're not a chick, are you?
You're not a chick, are you?
You're right, I did say that.
You're right, I did say that.
You're right. I am bad.
You're right. I am bad.
You're sweet.
You're sweet.
You're that guy.
You're that guy.
You're the best.
You're the best.
You've come a long way since Frank the Tank, and we don't want him coming back.
You've come a long way since Frank the Tank, and we don't want him coming back.
You've got to be kidding me.
You've got to be kidding me.
You've outdone yourself once again.
You've outdone yourself once again.
You've said some really sick stuff.
You've said some really sick stuff.
Your skin's gonna grow back, too.
Your skin's gonna grow back, too.
* In a world of paper * Check me out, y'all
* In a world of paper * Check me out, y'all
* Say what * To get your paper, man
* Say what * To get your paper, man
* Say what, say what, yeah * Oh, baby
* Say what, say what, yeah * Oh, baby
A loophole? Yes.
A loophole? Yes.
About three fire hazards over here. What are you doing, man?
About three fire hazards over here. What are you doing, man?
Actually, I'm familiar with that item... Honey.
Actually, I'm familiar with that item... Honey.
All the time! Like when?
All the time! Like when?
And Blue! Yes, sir?
And Blue! Yes, sir?
But it's a nice gesture, I think. No, this is cool.
But it's a nice gesture, I think. No, this is cool.
Bye. Say bye. Bye.
Bye. Say bye. Bye.
Can I ask you a question? Absolutely not.
Can I ask you a question? Absolutely not.
Come on, now, big cat. I have no reason to live.
Come on, now, big cat. I have no reason to live.
Cool. Yeah, it is cool.
Cool. Yeah, it is cool.
Dad, stop. I'm sorry honey, but it's true.
Dad, stop. I'm sorry honey, but it's true.
Doing what? The caterer.
Doing what? The caterer.
Don't listen to him. I need my inhaler.
Don't listen to him. I need my inhaler.
Everybody's doing it. Now!
Everybody's doing it. Now!
For me? Yeah, for you.
For me? Yeah, for you.
Get it all. I guess.
Get it all. I guess.
Go that way! Slow down, man!
Go that way! Slow down, man!
Great idea! You should definitely come. Okay.
Great idea! You should definitely come. Okay.
Guys. Hey, listen.
Guys. Hey, listen.
Have some respect for yourself. Thank you.
Have some respect for yourself. Thank you.
Hello! Aah!
Hello! Aah!
Hello? Hey Nicole, it's Mitch.
Hello? Hey Nicole, it's Mitch.
Hi, Dad, am I interrupting? No, come in.
Hi, Dad, am I interrupting? No, come in.
Hi, guys. Hey.
Hi, guys. Hey.
Hi, you've reached Marissa. And Frank!
Hi, you've reached Marissa. And Frank!
How long have these people been here? All day.
How long have these people been here? All day.
How long have you two been together? Two years now.
How long have you two been together? Two years now.
How was the slumber party? Great. You know,
How was the slumber party? Great. You know,
How you been? Fine, thanks.
How you been? Fine, thanks.
How you doing? I'm doing really good.
How you doing? I'm doing really good.
I am so sorry! Please, just... No, don't touch!
I am so sorry! Please, just... No, don't touch!
I brought you a housewarming gift. That is really nice.
I brought you a housewarming gift. That is really nice.
I can fix it. Just... Mitch, really.
I can fix it. Just... Mitch, really.
I did say that. Look...
I did say that. Look...
I didn't know that. Yeah.
I didn't know that. Yeah.
I don't know what you're talking about. Right.
I don't know what you're talking about. Right.
I don't think so. It's...
I don't think so. It's...
I don't think so. Okay, that was a bad idea.
I don't think so. Okay, that was a bad idea.
I don't think you can do that. No, it's fine. Just cover for me, okay?
I don't think you can do that. No, it's fine. Just cover for me, okay?
I don't want to breathe. You should be proud of yourself.
I don't want to breathe. You should be proud of yourself.
I go to school here. Okay.
I go to school here. Okay.
I guess we're not knocking? Excuse me.
I guess we're not knocking? Excuse me.
I had a good time. Okay, that's good.
I had a good time. Okay, that's good.
I have to go. Please wait a second.
I have to go. Please wait a second.
I stopped selling it six months ago. Please, hey, Beanie.
I stopped selling it six months ago. Please, hey, Beanie.
I will. Excuse me, sir!
I will. Excuse me, sir!
I'd like that. Yeah.
I'd like that. Yeah.
I'm doing this whole thing for you. Hello.
I'm doing this whole thing for you. Hello.
I'm having a great time. Good.
I'm having a great time. Good.
I'm not single. She's 30 yards away, you're single now.
I'm not single. She's 30 yards away, you're single now.
I'm scared. Excuse me, Mitch?
I'm scared. Excuse me, Mitch?
I'm sorry. You okay? Don't say sorry to me, say it to the baby.
I'm sorry. You okay? Don't say sorry to me, say it to the baby.
Is this what you do when I'm gone? Mitch, wait.
Is this what you do when I'm gone? Mitch, wait.
It was incredible. A class?
It was incredible. A class?
It'll be fun. Thanks.
It'll be fun. Thanks.
It's a pretty standard lease. Okay, great.
It's a pretty standard lease. Okay, great.
Jesus, what is wrong with you? Nothing is wrong with me!
Jesus, what is wrong with you? Nothing is wrong with me!
Just okay? Yeah.
Just okay? Yeah.
Like, when we're in bed and stuff. In bed?
Like, when we're in bed and stuff. In bed?
Listen, could we have your badge? Yeah.
Listen, could we have your badge? Yeah.
Megan, hello. Hi.
Megan, hello. Hi.
More good... God. I mean...
More good... God. I mean...
Nice costume. Thanks a lot.
Nice costume. Thanks a lot.
No, Mitch! What are you doing to this poor girl?
No, Mitch! What are you doing to this poor girl?
No, thanks. I'm working. Working what?
No, thanks. I'm working. Working what?
No. A fraternity. Is that true?
No. A fraternity. Is that true?
Not here. I know who you are.
Not here. I know who you are.
Now! Yes, sir.
Now! Yes, sir.
Now's not really a good time. Look.
Now's not really a good time. Look.
Oh, God. What?
Oh, God. What?
Okay. All right.
Okay. All right.
Okay. I look forward to pledging next semester.
Okay. I look forward to pledging next semester.
Put in a good word for me. Yeah, okay.
Put in a good word for me. Yeah, okay.
Really? Totally.
Really? Totally.
Really? Yeah.
Really? Yeah.
Right on there. There we go.
Right on there. There we go.
Sir, yes, sir. Blue, you're my boy!
Sir, yes, sir. Blue, you're my boy!
So, what's up? Nothing much.
So, what's up? Nothing much.
Sorry. Don't say sorry to me.
Sorry. Don't say sorry to me.
Stay with me. Okay.
Stay with me. Okay.
Sweetie, there's a bathroom over here. Thank you.
Sweetie, there's a bathroom over here. Thank you.
Thank you. Don't clap.
Thank you. Don't clap.
Thanks. A lot of complaints.
Thanks. A lot of complaints.
That sounds awesome. See you tomorrow night.
That sounds awesome. See you tomorrow night.
That's how bribes work. I know how bribes work.
That's how bribes work. I know how bribes work.
then fax it to this number immediately. Got it.
then fax it to this number immediately. Got it.
This is a great party. When'd you get here?
This is a great party. When'd you get here?
This is great. How did you land this place?
This is great. How did you land this place?
Try again. You a Jehovah's Witness?
Try again. You a Jehovah's Witness?
Us? Yeah, us.
Us? Yeah, us.
Walsh. Well done. Frank the Tank.
Walsh. Well done. Frank the Tank.
We are. It's okay. Okay?
We are. It's okay. Okay?
Welcome aboard, Booker. Thank you, sir.
Welcome aboard, Booker. Thank you, sir.
What are you doing here? I was invited.
What are you doing here? I was invited.
What do you call it? Denver.
What do you call it? Denver.
What do you mean? You know exactly what I mean.
What do you mean? You know exactly what I mean.
What have you been doing? I've been keeping busy.
What have you been doing? I've been keeping busy.
What? You need to get out, Frankie.
What? You need to get out, Frankie.
What's in this one? Coffee.
What's in this one? Coffee.
What's up, man? No, that's my friend, Mitch.
What's up, man? No, that's my friend, Mitch.
What's up? Yo, you the man, dog!
What's up? Yo, you the man, dog!
Who are these people? I don't know.
Who are these people? I don't know.
Yeah? Yeah.
Yeah? Yeah.
Yeah. If that's okay with you.
Yeah. If that's okay with you.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yes! Wow.
Yes! Wow.
You already work in Red Lobster. Yeah, but it's part time, dick.
You already work in Red Lobster. Yeah, but it's part time, dick.
You are unbelievable. It's true.
You are unbelievable. It's true.
You forgot your birthday, didn't you? Damn it!
You forgot your birthday, didn't you? Damn it!
You had a good time last night? Yeah.
You had a good time last night? Yeah.
You like it? How could you still be depressed?
You like it? How could you still be depressed?
You look great. Really?
You look great. Really?
You ready? Have fun with it.
You ready? Have fun with it.
You understand what I'm talking about? Absolutely.
You understand what I'm talking about? Absolutely.
You understand what I'm talking about? Absolutely.
You understand what I'm talking about? Absolutely.
You upset him. Sorry, baby.
You upset him. Sorry, baby.
You. Me?
You. Me?
'cause he's your friend.
'cause he's your friend.
* A pen and a paper A stereo, a tape
* A pen and a paper A stereo, a tape
* Ah ah ah!
* Ah ah ah!
* All my dreams
* All my dreams
* All we are is Dust in the wind
* All we are is Dust in the wind
* All we are is Dust in the wind
* All we are is Dust in the wind
* And I need you now tonight
* And I need you now tonight
* And I've made up my mind
* And I've made up my mind
* And then I fall apart I need you more than ever
* And then I fall apart I need you more than ever
* And you're never coming round Turn around
* And you're never coming round Turn around
* Because a vision softly creeping
* Because a vision softly creeping
* Cuz ain't nothing but sweat Inside my hand
* Cuz ain't nothing but sweat Inside my hand
* Dust in the wind
* Dust in the wind
* Dust in the wind
* Dust in the wind
* Every now and then I get a little bit nervous
* Every now and then I get a little bit nervous
* Every now and then I get a little bit terrified
* Every now and then I get a little bit terrified
* Every now and then I get a little bit tired
* Every now and then I get a little bit tired
* Everybody dance now!
* Everybody dance now!
* Everybody dance now!
* Everybody dance now!
* Everybody dance now!
* Everybody dance now!
* Give me the music
* Give me the music
* Going down the only road I've ever known
* Going down the only road I've ever known
* Got six kids in Laung Pau Lad
* Got six kids in Laung Pau Lad
* Got to have some thangs So what you need is some game
* Got to have some thangs So what you need is some game
* Happy birthday to you
* Happy birthday to you
* Happy birthday, dear Max
* Happy birthday, dear Max
* I close my eyes
* I close my eyes
* I close my eyes
* I close my eyes
* I don't know, but it's been said One more lap and I'll be dead
* I don't know, but it's been said One more lap and I'll be dead
* I fuckin' need you more than ever
* I fuckin' need you more than ever
* I turned my collar To the cold and damp
* I turned my collar To the cold and damp
* I'm thinkin' how can I get Some dead presidents
* I'm thinkin' how can I get Some dead presidents
* I'm thinking of a master plan
* I'm thinking of a master plan
* I've been laid more times than God
* I've been laid more times than God
* I've come to talk With you again
* I've come to talk With you again
* Lady
* Lady
* Left its seeds while I was sleeping
* Left its seeds while I was sleeping
* Like a drifter I was born To walk alone
* Like a drifter I was born To walk alone
* Look in your eye
* Look in your eye
* Make money money Make money money money
* Make money money Make money money money
* One, two, three, four
* One, two, three, four
* One, two, three, four
* One, two, three, four
* Only for a moment And the moment's gone
* Only for a moment And the moment's gone
* Only for a moment And the moment's gone
* Only for a moment And the moment's gone
* Say make money money Make money money money
* Say make money money Make money money money
* So I dig deeper But still coming up with lint
* So I dig deeper But still coming up with lint
* So I dig into my pockets All my money is spent
* So I dig into my pockets All my money is spent
* So I start my mission Leave my residence
* So I start my mission Leave my residence
* Sparkling, clear and lovely
* Sparkling, clear and lovely
* That the best of All the years have gone by
* That the best of All the years have gone by
* Turn around
* Turn around
* Turn around, bright eyes
* Turn around, bright eyes
* Within the sound of silence
* Within the sound of silence
* Yeah Get up
* Yeah Get up
* You know what
* You know what
* You're my
* You're my

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