The DUFF (2015) Edit

A bunch of kids anonymously typing whatever comments they want

A dating site. I signed up for all of them.

A friend of mine was wondering,

A license to not give a shit.

A lot of people... A lot of people saw it. Heh. I don't know.

A princess, a bully or a basket case.

A, don't leave your curtains open,

A. Urkel. Asian Urkel.

About what other people think about you.

Achieve your goals.

Actually, I mean, what had happened was, I was at...

Actually, I'm just waiting for strangers to walk by

Actually, I've been meaning to talk to you, Toby.

Ah, don't worry about the lips. Go, strut your stuff.

Ah, kind of looks like a penis, only smaller.

Ah, yeah, I'm just really feeling this sushi.

Ah?

Aha.

Ahem. Nope. Okay.

Ahem. Uh, sure is, yeah.

All around rock star and occasional mom.

All of them, Robert.

All of them.

All right, I just talked with the guys, and I told them we're going alone.

All right, let me tell you something.

All right, so, what's the number one mistake

All right, this is how girls like to be kissed.

All right, walk over and say, Hey there.

All right, what are you really looking to get out of your boy, Tony?

All right, you know what?

All right.

All right. I'm just trying to get more of these thingies, these, uh, flirties.

Also I brought pizza.

And bang her hard too, to the point of needing helmets.

And becomes the Joker?

And bring your special brand of journalistic gravitas

And Casey, she's, like, this, you know, fiery Latina.

And don't you dare be creeping on my Pinterest, whores.

And electronic hardware probably manufactured somewhere in China.

And geeks basically run the country.

And have the perfect evening.

And how it relates to enthalpic chemical change. Aww.

And I felt like I couldn't talk to you about it,

And I got expression.

And I like to have sex with girls.

And I only have a certain amount.

And I realize now that none of this matters to me.

And I thank you.

And I totally support that.

And I wasn't happy about it.

And I've just been thinking about some stuff, and I just...

And idiots don't exactly give great advice.

And if he's still weird, he's a jackass.

And if you don't know who it is, chances are it's you.

And impressed. Ha, ha.

And impressed. Ha, ha.

And it worked for you and it didn't work for me,

And my dad wanted custody of the dog.

And now nobody's gonna know. Hope you're happy.

And people don't like him, because he's with you.

And people like me don't date anybody.

And put some stuff in the words and make it pop?

And rock that homecoming like my Bianca Piper would.

And she would always make a direct beeline to this rock.

And since I got into Northwestern, we can visit each other.

And so are you. Have a nice night.

And so I thought I should just be straightforward

And so my mom used to stand outside my room

And subconsciously I knew it too.

And tell them that you're into them.

And tell you to your face.

And that made me...

And that's him, Toby Tucker.

And then good things are bound to happen.

And then she was all like, Bitch, if I wanted your opinion, I'd ask.

And then you think.

And then you, um,

And this year's homecoming king is...

And touchdown.

And tried on the dress Wesley gave me.

And two, it's kind of hard to miss a bunch of Japanese people

And we can't be Bianca, Jess and Casey without Bianca.

And whatever the hell else they do to each other nowadays.

And whatever you write, I'm running it as our lead, so make it count.

And when I posted those,

And where do we start with me?

And you know what else? I'm blocking your ass on Tumblr.

And you never seem to have this problem.

And you, you're off my Snapchat.

And, girl, you are my heart's desire

And, like, everyone TP'ing Rebecca Cutter's house.

And, uh, maybe try on a new attitude while you're at it.

And, um, I don't know, it's, like, my fault pretty much.

Angry.

Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Anupam and Lena, where are we on the school lunch article?

Are we breaking into the newsroom to hook up?

Are you DUFFing me?

Are you feeling a little better?

Are you giving me kissing advice?

Are you okay? Little cold?

Are you seriously mad at me right now?

Are your...?

Aren't you gonna go get your crown?

ARTHUR: Bianca? BIANCA: Yes.

ARTHUR: No, don't worry about it. Step into my hallway.

ARTHUR: Ooh.

ARTHUR: Wow.

ARTHUR: Yes, I am your daddy, Simon.

As she would tell you herself, she's the hottest girl in school.

As the Relationship Strobe Light.

At least it only has six views.

Attention, students. The halls of our prestigious institution

Aw. Sticks and stones, B.

B, on an average day,

B, where the hell'd you go?

Back to work.

Because I actually heard that Dave & Buster's

Because I was hoping to take you to dinner.

Because I'll wear my Shape ups. Having some...

Because I'm drinking out of plastic water bottles my whole life.

Because I'm loving it.

Because in the end, they're meaningless.

Because it makes what I'm about to do a whole lot easier.

Because no one's trying to get in their pants.

Because that's your job as their DUFF.

Because Wesley and I are getting back together.

Because you think that I'm approachable, aren't you?

Because you wear the wrong size bra. Boom, real talk.

Because you wouldn't understand what it felt like to be your schlumpy friend.

Because you, my friend, are a juvenile dipshit.

Because, like everyone else in school, he knew what I was.

Being friends with... And it's rare that I point this out,

Believe it happened yesterday.

Believe, retrieve, achieve.

Best part about it is it's glass. Sure, it's cumbersome to carry around,

BIANCA [ON PHONE]: Oh, Toby.

Bianca need Wesley help.

Bianca, she has the hottest friends.

Bianca, you have to have an actual invite to get in,

BIANCA: ...I ceased to be.

BIANCA: A lot.

BIANCA: All right. Thanks.

BIANCA: Although Jess' menu of dudes was never ending,

BIANCA: And that's my mom.

BIANCA: And, you know, maybe... No.

BIANCA: But it was just me.

BIANCA: But one night divine inspiration struck.

BIANCA: Can we please just make this quick?

BIANCA: Can't wait. Should I bring anything or...?

BIANCA: Despite missing my ex best friends, my mom was right.

BIANCA: Did any of these people know

BIANCA: Do you think he didn't come?

BIANCA: He could talk to anyone. FILLMORE: Wesley.

BIANCA: Hey. Hey.

BIANCA: Holy shit. I was the DUFF.

BIANCA: I love your eyes. They're so... Just make that go away.

BIANCA: I never knew why I couldn't talk to Toby.

BIANCA: I tried to keep my composure, but...

BIANCA: I was nervous, relying on the school Neanderthal,

BIANCA: In the past, her threat alone

BIANCA: It all started senior year, about a month before homecoming.

BIANCA: It could not have gotten worse.

BIANCA: It didn't matter what group you were in, it was unavoidable.

BIANCA: Ma, I'm off to my big night.

BIANCA: Meet Madison Morgan.

BIANCA: Mr. Arthur was right.

BIANCA: Nightmare. I'd only been trained for Dave & Buster's.

BIANCA: No, no, no. Yeah, you do. Come on, you dance.

BIANCA: No, no. WESLEY: Touch them.

BIANCA: Not only was I the school's most famous DUFF,

BIANCA: Oh, boy. Clearly.

BIANCA: Oh, God, that is such a guy thing to say.

BIANCA: Oh, shit.

BIANCA: Okay, bye. DOTTIE: Bye.

BIANCA: Okay, maybe I could imagine it,

BIANCA: Okay, maybe I could imagine it,

BIANCA: Robin's, like, super cute.

BIANCA: So, what does homecoming mean to me?

BIANCA: There you go. Thank you.

BIANCA: Toby Tucker. I didn't know you were here.

BIANCA: Toby... JESS: Casey, shut the site down now.

BIANCA: Um...

BIANCA: Well, you don't.

BIANCA: Wes had made me see the school differently,

BIANCA: Wesley and Madison were known around school

BIANCA: What does homecoming mean to me?

BIANCA: Whoa, look at this.

BIANCA: You know in Batman when that guy falls into the vat of acid

BIANCA: You know those people you grow up with,

BIANCA:And just like that, she became Dottie Piper,

Bianca.

Big, fat ass. Ew.

Bill Nye over there looks like she's about to drink that acid.

Bluh!

Body language.

Boy, this one's gonna destroy you.

BOY: Come on, man.

BOY: What's up, narc?

BOY: Whoo! We're gonna kick some ass!

BOY: Wow, she's awesome.

BUCHANON: Each student will be required

BUCHANON: Where's Wesley?

But a guy I know once told me that if you like somebody,

But enough about me.

But every so often, there's that one moment in high school

But I actually took the liberty of making a reservation already.

But I combined my ex with depression,

But I did regret how I left things with Jess and Casey.

But I don't wanna have breast cancer

But I had to stay focused on my Toby mission.

But I wasn't even trying to hook up with Wesley Rush.

But I Wouldn't like it.

But is there a place to get a hot dog here in this mall or...?

But it does to you. It's your dream.

But it doesn't feel bad.

But it shouldn't affect how you see yourself.

But it will be.

But it... That wasn't what it looked like.

But it's the word and it stuck. It's a catchall.

But now they just annoy the shit out of you?

But such powerful women?

But that's good if you're happy.

But the principal and I talked and we decided

But these YOLO terrorists will not be tolerated.

But they're positive this time.

But times have changed.

But what was the worst he could do?

But you end up missing out on all this great stuff around you.

But you're missing the meat of the story.

But you're the only one in this whole school

But, um, if anything changes, I'll let you know.

But, um, with all due respect, I'm...

But, you know, I'm not really friends with them right now, so...

Bye bye.

Bye.

Bye. We said it at the same time.

Caitlyn, can you make sure you get a shot

CAITLYN: I love your outfit. Caitlyn, can you make sure

Caitlyn.

Can I come in?

Can I have my sweatshirt?

Can we just cool it for a second?

Can you make sure you get an insert shot of them opening it?

Casey has the hottest rack.

CASEY: So all of this because of some word?

Catfish? Pretty Little Liars?

Charlie Piper.

Charlie Piper.

Come here.

Come on, we're not friends.

Come on.

Comments, likes, Tweets, memes,

Conjures up feelings of warmth and comfort.

Cool. Meet at my house?

Cool. That's crazy.

Copy that, circle it, write it.

Damn, dude. All right.

Date night. I worked up all my courage

Dear God, it's duck face, and stop that forever.

Designated Ugly Fat Friend.

Dick.

Did you just unfriend me?

Did you want to go out with me, though?

Do they do other things together

Do they have dates to the homecoming dance next weekend?

Do you know what that means? That means retaliation videos.

Do you wanna see something hysterical? Hold on.

Does he say complimentary things to you?

Don't tell me. Tell Toby.

Don't we just look so cute together?

Don't you know it's true

Drop them in the box.

Drumroll, please.

DUFF. D U F F.

Easy. All right, don't get cocky.

Eh... Mm.

Enjoy those saggy balls.

Even got a little action. I didn't have to do anything.

Even if you weren't in a group, like Creepy Carrie Raskowitz.

Even the gay guys wanna date her.

Everything and everyone can suck it.

Excuse me, I, uh...

Excuse me?

Feels like an atomic bomb,

Fight on, Blue Devils.

Fine, I Will.

Fine, I Will. Ugh.

Fine, own it. Be the best weirdo you can be.

Fine. Although I did hear Toby's gonna be at the party tonight.

For any reporter worth their salt

For step eight, okay, for... Of the plan.

For what it's worth, what you wrote here

Fucking A.

Game on.

Game tape, for review. This is what you look like

Get in there.

Get up.

GIRL [ON COMPUTER]: Oh, my...

GIRL [ON PHONE]: Oh, my God. Big, fat ass.

GIRL 1: Did you read the comments on that video?

GIRL 1: He's gotta be so embarrassed.

GIRL 1: Oh, my God, he called her a five. Ha, ha.

GIRL 2: Bianca Piper's ass means the terrorists have won.

GIRL 2: Flash mob hump session on Toby at 3:30?

GIRL 2: His senior year is going to suck.

GIRL 2: Yeah. It says, That mannequin just made out with a five.

GIRL: All right. All right.

GIRL: And for me, it happened senior year,

GIRL: For generations of high schoolers,

GIRL: Madison!

GIRL: Nope, not me, either.

Girls, party at my place.

Girls, party at my place. I'm sure you've heard of it.

God, I've waited a long time for this.

Good, because my face wants you to make out with it.

Good. I'm glad you're excited about it. Go right ahead.

Got a second to talk to a fan?

Got it. I'll remember that if you remember no more duck face.

Got it. Thanks, A.J. You're sweet.

Great. Thank you.

Guess what else.

Guess what, so are you. So is everybody.

Guys can be DUFFs too, okay?

Guys, I don't see Toby.

Guys, it's homecoming. You're definitely going.

Ha, ha. Come on, please. It's important.

Ha, ha. It took a few hours.

Ha, ha. Yeah. Well, thanks.

Have been compromised by the stench of cyber bullying.

Have gone up 15 cents in the cafeteria and...

Have some...

Have they asked about me?

Have you not seen Dateline?

Having fun at the party?

He could barely look at me.

He says crazy stuff all the time.

Heh, okay, you know what? Here, you can have it.

Heh. Oh, that's rich, coming from this guy

Hello? Are you okay?

Hello. Okay.

Here are my chemistry notes, okay?

Here we go.

Here, Kelly, take the blue ones.

Here.

Here. Lots of options for you.

Hey oh!

Hey oh. Go slow, okay? Let the tension build.

Hey there.

Hey there.

Hey there.

Hey, B, will you take a look at my fashion piece?

Hey, Bianca.

Hey, Caitlyn, take five.

Hey, DUFF queen, wanna show me some of them moves?

Hey, Duffy.

Hey, dummy humper, I found you a new boyfriend in health class.

Hey, Elaine.

Hey, get your homecoming tickets now.

Hey, how'd it go?

Hey, I got your message.

Hey, I see you have a reusable bag.

Hey, Jess. Hey, Casey.

Hey, look at you.

Hey, look, I just... I wanted to say that...

Hey, Mads.

Hey, neighbor slash boyfriend.

Hey, ready to go get down

Hey, what the hell was that for?

Hey, you.

Hey. Oh. Uh...

Hi, neighbor slash girlfriend.

HIBBERT: After that comes fear.

High school offers me none of that.

His name's Toby Tucker. Maybe you've heard of him.

Hitting it with someone like you.

Hmm.

Hmm. This is a tough conversation for me.

Hmm. Well, I know just the place.

Home. Wasn't feeling good.

Homecoming king. Come on up.

Homecoming tickets, homecoming.

HOMER: Get me out of this. I'll make it worth your while.

HOMER: What's after fear? HIBBERT: Bargaining.

Honey, forget about the five stages. I have got some real advice for you.

Honey, why don't you just go to Jess and Casey?

Hope this is okay. Thought we could eat here tonight.

How about this?

How about tonight you just worry about what you think about you?

How could you guys not tell me this whole time that I was your DUFF?

How dare you? You love those foam faces.

How many guys ask you questions about Jess and Casey?

How old is the porn you're watching?

How'd you find this place?

How's she doing?

Huh? Nailed it. I'm so proud of me.

Huh.

I agree. That could never happen.

I always wanted to do that to the coach's board.

I am a DUFF.

I am already at the fifth and final stage: acceptance.

I am into you.

I am late for an event.

I am the gatekeeper.

I can do this. How hard could it be? Just do it.

I can't believe for five seconds I thought that...

I can't even believe I thought that I could ask you something like this.

I can't... I can't even believe this.

I cannot wait to release your video tomorrow.

I could play it for you later if you like.

I could sense that good things were about to happen.

I could tell from across the room that we might be into each other.

I could've done that with Jess and Casey.

I couldn't even imagine it.

I couldn't even imagine it.

I couldn't get through three words of that.

I couldn't possibly care less.

I didn't regret hitting send,

I don't care about 15. She's a ten.

I don't even know how you...

I don't have to look at pictures of your artisanal cappuccinos every morning.

I don't know about you,

I don't know exactly how to rhyme that.

I don't know that many people.

I don't know why I thought it could be different.

I don't know. It's crazy.

I don't like people thinking of my ex boyfriend

I don't wanna be anybody's DUFF anymore, okay?

I give you Think Rock.

I got my grades up, you got your date. We're good.

I guess she's okay.

I have changed my tune.

I have feelings for you.

I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

I have to reverse DUFF you. Are you wearing pajamas?

I just mean that you look good, but you don't look like you.

I just mean you're not a fashion expert.

I just thought I'd branch out.

I just thought it would be, you know, more personal.

I just want it to be

I just want to... I just want to... One more thing.

I just... I can't see Wes.

I just... I...

I kind of got into a fight with my best friends, and...

I kind of wanna reach out, but I'm not really sure

I know it sucks, but maybe it's the universe

I know some people will tell you that homecoming is about celebrating,

I know you miss me.

I know, right?

I know. I have my first Internet date.

I know. That just makes me more exotic on the site.

I mean, how have you been, after that video came out?

I mean, Jess is, like, an amazing actress.

I mean, not to me. I never went to a dance when I was a kid.

I mean, the angles weren't even from where I was sitting.

I mean, the DUFF doesn't actually have to be fat or ugly.

I mean, they seem like really caring, understanding people, so...

I mean, why else would two super hot, popular girls

I need a layman's opinion.

I need to talk to you about something.

I never should've called you the DUFF, okay?

I overheard Madison bragging about it to her friends.

I picked you for a reason.

I promise, I didn't send the video, okay?

I promise.

I remember Pepper.

I think deep down I've always known you guys were prettier than me,

I think I have an idea.

I think I'm just gonna stick with the old lucky party shirt.

I think I'm just gonna, like, write him a really long letter

I think this is the first time that you and I have ever really talked.

I think we can find something better.

I think we gotta deal with this in a way that's private and sensitive.

I thought we were friends.

I thought we were living in a brave new world,

I thought you were hinting that they were gonna be here.

I thought you were hinting that they were gonna be here.

I used to run up here a lot with Pepper,

I wanna be my own person.

I wanna be the datable one.

I want you to step out of your comfort zone

I want you to take me...

I want you to walk over and get his phone number.

I was cruising the halls with my two best friends...

I was feeling, like, a draft over when I was here,

I was in the depression stage about my ex,

I was just over here looking at this picture of you

I was now the least liked person in it.

I watch a lot of Project Runway. What's up?

I will make sure you pass science if you help me with this.

I wish you would've thought of that before.

I work alone.

I would bang her so hard we'd both need helmets.

I would hate it if that was me and people saw this.

I would've told you, Absolutely nothing.

I wouldn't wanna be anybody else.

I, uh... I kind of just got back together with Madison.

I'd really like to talk to you, okay? Call me back.

I'll be right back.

I'll be right back.

I'll just flip the breakers, turn all the lights on.

I'll rip it right off.

I'm a DUFF.

I'm a free woman.

I'm a girl.

I'm a toppings consultant.

I'm assuming you've seen the video.

I'm disgusting. I'm a swamp thing.

I'm feeling inspired.

I'm flattered.

I'm glad you said that,

I'm going out with Toby. Toby's the guy that I like.

I'm gonna give you a lesson.

I'm gonna look like Hillary Clinton, Mom.

I'm gonna, uh...

I'm horny for sex.

I'm kidding. Not kidding at all. Tell me everything.

I'm my own best friend.

I'm not happy!

I'm not surprised, because it was a piece of shit.

I'm not the DUFF.

I'm really, really into you.

I'm sorry, What Homecoming Means to Me?

I'm taking a lot of hits today. All right, see you later.

I'm taking you off of my We Heart It and my Vine feed.

I'm tired of being the approachable one.

I'm... I'm sorry, I didn't...

I've been teaching myself how to make sushi online.

I've never had anybody go on a punching spree for me before.

If anybody ever sees this, I'll rip your nut sack off.

If anything, we're kind of chumps in comparison to you.

If it has to do with my hands, I usually pick it up really quickly.

If this makes it to Toshi,

If this was a porn movie,

If yes, chances are he's gonna make his move.

If you asked me at the beginning of senior year,

If you girls wanna really knock the boys out,

If you must know, I've never been on an actual date before.

If you were the only man left on the planet.

Impress me to get to my friends.

In everything we do

In my head, I think I was expecting some big reality show reveal.

In the tiny sweatpants, and it got dark.

Intertwining with the poetry of the lyrics.

Is he leaning in?

Is he trying to impress you?

Is it intimidating?

Is that a wiener in your mouth or are you just happy to see me?

Is that supposed to be Robert Pattinson?

Is that what it felt like?

Is there a problem?

Is this one of your lessons?

Is, like, the cool, hip new spot.

It didn't feel like just some word to me.

It is a mantra that I teach all of my clients

It is the stench of ones and zeroes

It was definitely the dress.

It was, like, the dipshit, uh, douche bag.

It... It's not that bad.

It's a doozy, but it's a real feather in the cap

It's a little weird now.

It's about understanding

It's because you're using me to make yourselves look better.

It's been a little tough.

It's big because it's on a chalkboard.

It's called a spacebar.

It's gonna be free. The first one's always free.

It's happening.

It's just another night where you feel pressure

It's just one quick thing. It's for my article.

It's just practice, just a guerrilla style practice session?

It's just that stands for Designated Ugly Fat Friend, dick face.

It's like a prison yard out there.

It's like two people in love.

It's my big Toby date night.

It's not even...

It's not like a big deal, okay? I mean, like, every group of friends has one.

It's not like he rides a horse, right?

It's not like you could make me any more awkward, right?

It's not okay.

It's not really worth it, you know.

It's okay.

It's really... It's doing something to me.

It's the only way I can get into college.

JDate? You're not *******.

JESS & CASEY: Hey, Principal Buchanon.

Jess and Casey.

Jess and Casey.

Jess and Casey. Jess and Casey.

Jess Harris.

Jess has the hottest ass.

JESS: B, it's a party.

JESS: Come on, B. Come on, B.

JESS: Do you know what you're wearing for homecoming yet?

JESS: It's been 2 weeks. This is crazy. CASEY: I know.

JESS: Mark Warshaw? Smells like trash.

Jocks play video games.

Just a vest. Okay, MacGyver.

Just because I feel like I might say something stupid,

Just don't tear me down for not giving a shit about your labels,

Just forget it.

Just hang on a sec. They're still loading.

Just kidding. It's my voice mail.

Just say, I could tell from across the room we might be into each other.

Just the gal I was hoping for.

Keep it to yourself.

Kidding.

Kids started writing to me with their own DUFF stories,

Ladies, this is Bianca.

Later, B.

Let's do this shit.

Let's focus on the picture. Uh, here we go.

Let's see. Oh, yeah, what about this one?

Let's stop.

Lick your lips a little bit.

Lighten up? Because I'm so heavy?

Lighting matters, okay? The darker the booth, the better.

Like, I thought you were saying that they were into me.

Like, look at this. Do you have a special tool for these?

Listen, she's the one that ended things with us, Jess.

Live by this, and you shall pass the midterm.

Local celebrity to the 40 and over self help crowd,

Look at that.

Look at you not in a pantsuit.

Look into it.

Look out. Okay. Heh.

Look, don't you think you're overreacting just a little bit?

Look, having had experience in this area,

Look, I have a crush on this boy.

Look, I like myself.

Look, I'm an idiot.

Look, um, about what I said the other day,

Look, we're going through something over here.

Look, you don't have to apologize for anything, okay?

Looked horrible, by the way, all that reading.

Looking very handsome tonight.

Looks like the lessons are off to a real great start there, coachy.

Love.

Made me so thirsty. I'm gonna get a drink.

MADISON: Did you see the way that guy looked at you?

MADISON: Get out of my way.

MADISON: Wait, just look at your face. Ha, ha.

Make yourself at home. That's Japanese tea, by the way.

Malloy High will now be put under Internet martial law.

Man, I guess I am.

Man, so many unanswered questions.

MAN: Can we do one more...? Okay, not again.

MAN: Oh, here we go. WOMAN: Well, it's the truth.

MAN: Save it for therapy, okay, honey?

MAN: Wesley, will you get the door?!

MAN: What do you want me to say? I have nothing to say.

Match, eHarmony, ChristianMingle, JDate.

MATT: You're my special little Toby. I can take you home with me.

Maybe I'll, you know...

Maybe you took baths with them when you were little,

Mazel tov, Dottie.

Me in a dress.

Me? What?

Mine is this way, though.

Mini Stalin, dead ahead.

Mm hm, okay.

Mm hm.

Mm, Wesley, you wouldn't be in my life

Mm.

Mm.

Mm. Mm hm.

Mom, I've been through all of your stages, okay?

Most people don't think that, but then again, most people are losers.

Mr. Arthur, I'm really sorry. I...

Mr. Tucker.

My best friends made me the DUFF.

My cousin Charlie Piper?

My cousin Charlie Piper?

My darling Don't go away

My life is an audition for reality TV.

My special place. You'll see.

Nine fifteen.

No more phone. Oh, can you hear me now, jerks?

No one else sees that video. Tell everyone.

No one?

No wiki anything.

No, I didn't, I didn't. Yes, you did.

No, I'm gonna get the girl.

No, it's a bratwurst.

No, like I said, it's the poetry of the chord progression

No, no. Just having some me time at my locker.

No, they block out all the good sites.

No? Hmm.

No? Not for you? Okay. Um...

No. Okay.

Nope, I'm good. See you, have fun.

Not as a Motel 6, Wes.

Not likely.

Not so accidental touching, making out. Game on.

Now he's doing the second most important job a DUFF can do,

Now it all makes sense.

Now that I'm here, I know it. Your move.

Now that I'm here, I'm sure. Your move.

Now there's rumors going around I'm on 'roids.

Now, don't go away

Now, I want you to get cleaned up, I want you to go to that dance,

Now, I'm off to study Hess's law

Now, that's a school lunch story. Boom.

Of course it could.

Of course we're friends, and that's cool.

Of talking about the finer things in life with a fellow intellectual?

Of the three of us. You're loyal, you're funny.

Oh, and remember, it gets better.

Oh, and Wesley? He passed science.

Oh, don't worry, um, it's a working title.

Oh, God, I want you so bad. Toby...

Oh, God, please, make it...

Oh, God.

Oh, great, because I don't like your loops, okay?

Oh, hang on.

Oh, have you? Well, I got a card I can give you.

Oh, I don't think he meant me too.

Oh, I got a flirty.

Oh, I think it's adorable that Wesley indulged you in a pity make out.

Oh, is it too formal?

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, just a little pinch right there. Just... Oh, he's dirty.

Oh, just give it to me, Toby.

Oh, like that would matter.

Oh, look, arm fold head tilt. That's a classic.

Oh, my God, here it is.

Oh, my God, you do this before every dance.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Get out of here before I murder you.

Oh, my God. I didn't even know they had those.

Oh, my God. What a coincidence it is

Oh, my God. You know, I get it Wesley, okay?

Oh, no, no.

Oh, no, no.

Oh, no, she's right, B. You are by far the smartest one

Oh, no.

Oh, peaches and pears.

Oh, please, Mr. Arthur,

Oh, so I have bad style?

Oh, uh oh.

Oh, uh, those are the baked crab rolls.

Oh, uh, you're gonna use the book picture?

Oh, uh...

Oh, wait.

Oh, well, you didn't really miss much.

Oh, yeah, I'm doing a video about the party for my YouTube channel.

Oh, yeah. No. Um...

Oh, yeah. You know...

Oh, you're busy. I'll come back a little later.