Cheaper by the Dozen 2 Edit

A lot of memories.

A pack rat. Steals stuff and hides it.

A poor workman blames his tools, Tom.

A, I'm never trying to help her again.

Actually, I was gonna go boarding with Jake.

Actually, we're trying to eat only organic food.

Adios, amigo.

Albino ironwood, right out of the Peruvian rainforest.

All right, all right. It is time to toast the graduate.

All right, here's the deal. I'll go to the lake

All right, honey. Let's not go there.

All right, stay together.

All right.

All right. Remember this? Look at the lake. It looks fantastic.

All right. Slide out. Hurry up.

All right. What have we got to eat?

All that focus on sports that must impact your grades quite a bit.

All the time. Even when we were kids, this guy was...

All the trophies, the ribbons, the prizes past, present and future.

Although it does sound pretty exciting.

And all family members must participate.

And B, I cannot wait to move to New York.

And believe in the future.

And blazing a new trail out back nothing out of the ordinary.

And congratulations.

And Eliot.

And find yourself having to say the most difficult word of all: Goodbye.

And for being a truly unique and wonderful person.

And for getting that internship at Allure magazine. Did you know about that?

And I don't trust those fish clocks. They're notoriously slow.

And I just love the whole engine and cars thing.

And I know why you wanted the make up. It was for Eliot, right?

And I promise never to go on a date with you and Eliot again.

And I wanna audit art classes at Madison.

And I wasn't a hormone crazed Romeo when I was a kid. I had self control.

And I'm gonna be apartment hunting in New York in August.

And I'm sorry too.

And it's where we're gonna spend Labor Day, just like in the old days.

And left. And right.

And left. And right.

And left...

And not ridicule her style choices before she enters the world of multi gender interaction.

And our future linebacker. We go. Let's go.

And second of all, I don't mean to make this toast all about Bud and I,

And then I can keep the riff raff like you outta here.

And there's the rest of the clan. Come on. Hey, guys. Hey, guys, look.

And this is not my idea of living. It's yours.

And to determine second place and our champion,

And toss.

And unless you wanna start looking for wife number four, you'd better listen.

And we're gonna be training twice a day, every day, starting outside in ten minutes.

And with 12 kids, you learn a lot of lessons.

And you have no problem with the methods that I choose.

And you're about as good as they get.

And you're saying we have nothing to do with it?

Annie, what are you doing? What are you doing, superstar? Paddle.

Anyway, I see the troops are sleeping in.

Are you asking me to back out?

Are you coming or not, dude?

Are you gonna live at home forever?

Are you just gonna talk to her?

Are you kidding me? You'll be lucky to beat the Doobners.

Are you OK?

Are you still in touch with your dark gifts?

Aren't you a little old for that book?

At least you're gonna stay for the touch football game.

Attagirl.

Awesome, dude.

Awesome!

Babe, that's your fourth s'more.

Bakers.

Because life is a voyage that's homeward bound.

Believe me, I don't mind.

Big breakfast, everybody, so you have enough room for family activities.

Boy, I love camping.

Boy, this place wasn't put together overnight.

Boy, you have got this place looking...

Boy, you know, when we were kids, I used to be so envious of Tom Baker.

Bring your A game.

Bud and I hope that our baby will be as cool and accomplished as you.

Bulk up.

But a million ways to be a really good one.

But I gotta say, Anne's still my superstar.

But I guess if you knew that, your kids wouldn't be so undisciplined.

But one thing no matter what Daddy says, if he's in a good mood or a bad mood,

But that's a classic linebacker name. OK, how about Dick Butkus McNulty?

But the one that you never get used to is that moment when you look your child in the eye

Bye.

Bye. Hey, guys. Ready for some touch?

Calvin's at Yale finishing up a field study in particle physics. Generating a lot of interest.

Can I go to the movies with Eliot?

Can I go to the movies with Eliot?

Can I redo that?

Can't we do, like, a skin colour?

Careful. Careful.

Charge it, charge it, charge it!

Charlie, you're worse than a kitten.

Come here. I wanna show you something.

Come on, Baker. I'm getting old here.

Come on, Charlie.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on, get in. Come on.

Come on, go. Come on, go. Go, go!

Come on, guys, this way.

Come on, it's time to go. We've done enough damage here.

Come on, sleepy heads.

Come on, superstar. Come on, Kenneth.

Come on, we'll catch up. Let's go.

Come on.

Come on. Baby'll love a s'more. Party in your tummy.

Come on. Give me your best, Jimmy, give me your best.

Come on. Hurry! Come on, hurry up!

Come on. I'll show you.

Come on. Keep up.

Come on. Put some muscle in it, Bakers.

Come on. Rest your honker on the log and take a whiff.

Come on. Stand up.

Come on. There you go. Go, go, go!

Cool, we're following poop.

Cool.

Cool. Let's go.

Cool. The Bakers are having a campout. Can I go over?

Cos you taught us that there's no way to be a perfect parent,

Couldn't get any more volunteers?

Couldn't have asked for a better day.

Couple of days? The whole point of the vacation is that the whole family is together.

Dad can be pretty hands on, in your face sometimes.

Dad didn't allow us to come out into the woods. OK, I'm done.

Dad forced me to read topographical maps of this area, for no apparent reason.

Dad, how come those guys know how to camp so good?

Dad, I thought we made a deal.

Dad, I'm gonna be very pregnant then.

Dad!

Dad!

Dad! Are you OK?

Dad! Dad! Hello?

Dad. Don't...

Daddy carried me all the way home. Fond memories.

Deal. That's a dozen. We're going to the lake.

Definitely corporate material.

Did everybody forget touch football was a tradition here?

Did it seem like the right thing to do because your parents said it was the right thing to do?

Did you just agree to that competition thing and the cup?

Did you nail down an apartment?

Do you actually think I'm screwing up my kids, Baker?

Do you mind?

Do you think we should be more strict with the kids?

Do your thing.

Doesn't hold a candle to you, honey. Come on, let's sit down.

Don't even think about it. What's a few thousand dollars here or there?

Don't light the fireworks.

Done.

Eggs cost money.

Eliot asked me out, and I'm kind of new to the dating thing, so...

Eliot liked you without make up, didn't he?

Eliot was in Sports Illustrated. Just won the snowboarding junior nationals.

Eliot, don't you dare. Don't you...

Embarrassed about what?

English

Even as the kids grow up and venture out on their own,

Even if we never beat the Murtaughs for the Labor Day Cup.

Even though I'll be trying to convince you staying here is a better choice for your future

Every dad is entitled to one hideous shirt and one horrible sweater. It's part of the dad code.

Every time we turn around, they're in trouble, about to get into it,

Everybody. All the girls. All the parents liked him.

Everyone out. Come on. Let's check the place out.

Everything OK? Shouldn't be too disorganised, only two renters this season.

Excuse me. I'll be right back.

Excuse me. Tom?

Excuse me. Waiter. Another Scotch, por favor. Anybody else?

Feast your eyes on these honeys, Tom.

Fine. Fine, if you want chaos. Right here, Tom.

First of all, congratulations, Lorraine.

For keeping your chin up and charging the mountain.

From here to the State Forest end of the park and back.

From now on, no seeing the Murtaughs, no talking to them, no thinking about them.

Get out of the way!

Get over it. Look, your kids are trying to tell you something.

Get the chair!

Give it a good one. Come on.

Go back to the lake. The whole family on vacation, like we used to.

Go for a jog.

Go on.

Go, Bakers! Go, Bakers!

Go, superstar.

Go! Go!

Go. Let's go.

Good job.

Good question. Your middle name is Winnetka and your middle name is Lake

Good seeing you again, Tom. You too...

Good to see you. Listen. Kids, food's downstairs.

Good, cos I have no idea what I'm doing.

Good.

Great.

Great. Wow.

Gunner, come back.

Gunner! Stay! Stay, Gunner!

Guys, guys. Guys! I have a mission for you.

Guys, keep an eye on him, all right? You ready, Mr Baker?

Guys.

Guys. I need everybody's attention.

Hand comes over.

Happy?

Have fun.

He and Tom bring out the best in each other.

He just had it all.

He was always the popular one. He was the one everybody liked.

He was so desperate to win, he would... he would win.

He'll get a chance.

He's really easy and likes to keep low key.

Hello?

Henry. Jake. All right. Leave it there, the dog will get it.

Here we go. Scones.

Here's the game plan. We'll step on their throats and press until they stop breathing.

Hey, Bud, give the phone a rest. We're on vacation.

Hey, Dad.

Hey, Dad. We're here.

Hey, give Daddy a hug. Nail him.

Hey, guys.

Hey, I totally know how you feel.

Hey, I'm not the only one who's putting on an act for Daddy around here.

Hey, kids, why don't you leave the fireworks at home? You're all welcome at our place.

Hey, kids. Didn't you love blowing Murtaugh off the lake last night?

Hey, kids. Tyre swing ready!

Hey, Murtaugh!

Hey, that's my boy. Lead the way, Kenneth Murtaugh.

Hey, Tom.

Hey, you guys. No eating until everyone's seated.

Hey! Call somebody. Somebody help.

Hey! Congratulations. Yeah!

Hey! Welcome to the land o' plenty.

Hey. How did Mad Dog like the trip?

Hey. It's me.

Hey. Just be sure and disinfect them.

Hey. Thanks for having us. Where's the gift shop?

Hey. The Chiseller's got my wallet.

Hi, Poo poo. You want a treat?

Honey, do you want something to eat?

Honey, men are clueless.

Honey, relax.

Honey, they're all in the house.

Honey, we have a substantial lead. It's a trick.

Honey, we talked about this, didn't we?

Honey, why don't you take Kate and show her the dining set the king of Thailand gave us?

Honey, you know you can come to me any time with anything. You know that, right?

Honey.

Honey.

Honey.

How about you, superstar? What's the master plan?

How are you?

How are your kids?

How come you guys haven't built your own house up here?

How I discipline my kids is none of your business.

How's it going?

Hubba hubba.

Hurry up!

I bet if Tom had kept that job at Illinois Poly he could have built a place like this.

I can help you. Hi.

I could call Mike Romanow and see if the house is available.

I did a guest spot on Monster Garage back when I was acting.

I do. Yeah.

I do. You OK with that?

I don't care if we win or lose. Just do your best.

I don't know, maybe open up a garage or something.

I don't remember you out here when we were kids.

I don't think that's gonna happen.

I don't want her to feel any pain. I want the baby to be healthy. Get it? Good.

I guess so.

I hope you have help, cos with no family there and you being a first time mom...

I insist that you send me a bill for this.

I just gotta figure out my next move and do it.

I knew that dog was gonna be trouble.

I know.

I know. I'm a horrible father.

I love you, sweetheart.

I need Lorraine.

I only had the one book, but I would love to...

I really appreciate that. We'll take care of it.

I really love having a family dinner where all you can hear is forks hitting the plates.

I should put more sugar in your diets, get you moving.

I think we're going to go with "Tom".

I think we're taking on water.

I think you're going to do just fine in New York.

I thought maybe the make up would help.

I want you to remember something else that's really important.

I'll be right back.

I'll bet you could get a place in Chicago for half the rent.

I'll go talk to her.

I'll just squeeze in over here. There we go.

I'll save a spot for you on the varsity.

I'll take it from here. I got it.

I'll tell you why I love this room so much, Tom.

I'm a mom. I need the height. Take those off.

I'm actually getting a kick out of it. Very entertaining.

I'm done with the city, Dad. I'm gonna open up my own garage and I'm moving up here.

I'm glad that it's gone, though. Looks good.

I'm glad we're moving to Houston. And so is Iron Mike or Donna Baker Butkus McNulty.

I'm going, Dad.

I'm gonna make it fit, Dad.

I'm just a person who's trying to have her own life.

I'm just not pretty like Nora or Lorraine.

I'm just waiting to hear.

I'm not a superstar, Dad.

I'm not going directly. I'm just gonna stop and get gas first.

I'm sorry, General, but you're losing the respect of your troops.

I'm sorry, honey. Tom and Kate, this is Sarina, my new bride.

I'm sorry.

I'm spending the weekend at Beth's. I leave in five minutes. Love you.

I'm sure it is. Might have to let this baby age about two, three hundred years, Tom.

I'm underdressed. I thought this was supposed to be a clambake.

I've been a jerk all week, but that's old news.

I've got student loans to pay off, Dad.

I've got three at a private school for gifted children in Lake Forest.

I've just been offered the vice presidency of a new advertising firm.

If Dad stops nagging me about not going to New York.

If I'm asking for it, why don't you give it to me?

If Jimmy can do it, I can. You must be Calvin.

If tonight's good, I'll ask my dad.

If you don't feel like cooking, there's a clambake up at the club.

If you guys could give her the respect that you never gave me,

If you two can't keep it down, I'm going to throw both of you out.

Ignore the place card. Sit next to your wife.

In fact, why don't you come over to The Boulders sometime?

In Houston.

Is she OK?

Is that the kind of relationship you want her to have with us?

Is there a particular reason that we're eating breakfast outside?

Is this my normal face?

It doesn't. I'm so sorry. I'm really embarrassed. Thank you for the lovely shirt.

It is breakfast at the Bakers', day one!

It just kept working its way up your arm and into your neck...

It must be this way.

It still smells the same here. Like dead leaves, unwashed animals and murky lake water.

It took up a lot of hours and I wanted to spend more time with the family.

It wasn't my daughter who got caught stealing.

It wasn't my son who trashed a tennis court.

It'll be nice having you in the neighbourhood, Bud.

It's 7:30. The movie just started.

It's a bedpan, Kenny. Take it off.

It's a great idea, but the kids are in summer school and Nora's pregnant.

It's a snap. Here you go. Hold still. Yeah.

It's all good.

It's all I've got, but it's enough to take you down, Murtaugh.

It's great for negotiating purposes or whatever.

It's just all so infantile.

It's kneeboarding, and I'm pretty sure you can't do it.

It's me.

It's OK. I'm fine.

It's OK. It happens all the time.

It's our old team flag.

It's proof that children can be groomed

It's rated G.

It's supposed to be fun.

It's your contract, do with it what you will.

Jake Baker? Eliot Murtaugh.

Jimmy!

Jimmy.

Jimmy. Almost forgot.

Jimmy's always been jealous cos we have 12 kids and he only has eight. A manhood thing.

Jimmy's gone overboard with this tough love thing.

Jumping jacks, jumping jacks. Good.

Just a couple of times so far.

Just be careful.

Just leave it. They'll get somebody.

Just leave me alone.

Just let us be the parents, OK, Dad? Come on, Bud. I'm hungry.

Kate. Still looking very hot for a mother of 12.

Kids, you stay right here.

Kids?

Kim! Thank you. We could just go with "hurry up".

Kyle and me will go anyplace that has our name on it.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 46th annual Lake Winnetka Labor Day Cup.

Lame. I know.

Later, dude... Dad.

Leave him alone!

Let me see that.

Let's call Mike Romanow, honey.

Let's do this!

Let's go back to the lake one last time.

Let's go, guys.

Let's go, superstar.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's run.

Let's see what you got, Tom.

Let's start with your make up.

Letting go is the hardest thing you can do as a parent.

Like my tattoo?

Lisa! Robin!

Look at that. Jimmy Murtaugh Mr Competitive.

Look at this.

Look out!

Look out.

Look out. She's gonna blow!

Look, no one was hurt. It's fine.

Look, she's right there.

Looks like you're gonna have to forfeit, Tom.

Lorraine Baker.

Lorraine,

Lorraine, are you serious? Is she kidding?

Lorraine, come on. Push ups. One, two. Now back up to jumping jacks.

Lorraine.

Lorraine...

Lorraine's got a line on a place. She and Charlie will come in a couple of days.

Made you look, made you look.

Make up.

Mark, there's a leash in the car. Get it.

Maybe he'll let me transfer to Madison Art School.

Maybe the baby's not gonna be a "Mad Dog", Tom.

Maybe they thought it was the best way to break it to us.

Meaning on the sophistication scale, he's one step above ape.

Mike Romanow gave me a deal.

Mike, I got a daughter who's due in a week. She can't do that.

Mimosas at noon, on the dot.

Mine.

Mom, Dad, the bar is there. Have a great time.

Mom, look at those two down there.

Mom, watch out!

Mom. Mine tie my new outfit in together.

Mr and Mrs Baker, excuse me. There's a call from security over at the gift shop.

Mr Murtaugh forces all of the kids to read and write two hours every day.

Murtaugh.

Murtaugh. "Seems like you could use the word 'push'."

Murtaughs versus Bakers. For the cup.

My Anne's proof of that.

My china.

My dad has let me have almost every animal in the world,

My daughter is about to deliver and I need to get her in.

My God! My God! Nora's water just broke.

My God. Look at this.

My goodness. Look what the wind blew in.

My gosh. It's a purple bigfoot.

My gosh. Kicking, kicking.

My kids screwed up. They are not screw ups.

My parents never let me have these. They're amazing.

Next time we see him, let's agree to ignore him.

Nice hands.

Nice shoes. Kidding. Let's warm up.

Nigel, Kyle, football.

Nigel, leave Kyle's pants alone!

No crying.

No grounding. No allowance dockage.

No more charge accounts. Think about that.

No spiel about the difference between right and wrong.

No way. Dude, it's Eliot Murtaugh.

No, but you could tell that he implied that's what he thought, that the kids were...

No, honey. It's just... Especially with Sarah. This is her first crush. Come on.

No, honey. We give them love and guidance. What else is there, really?

No, I haven't.

No. Actually, you know, I'm an honours student.

No. He's living downtown and he's working in a garage

No. I have some from lawn mowing.

No. My parents wanted me closer to home, that's why.

No. No, no, honey. I think this is Tom versus Jimmy.

No. We're going back after study time.

No. You know what? Actually, I should go get Sarah.

Nora?

Not cool, Dad.

Not my little girl.

Not us, Dad. Them.

Not your sport?

Nothing like a little manual labour to keep you humble. Sit down, Tom.

Now we own the big house at the lake.

Now, paddle.

Now, tell me what this is all about, because it's so not you.

Now, we have seven families competing in ten events today.

Now, what does that show off want?

Oh, boy, am I tired.

OK, break on three.

OK, everyone, calm down.

OK, guys. Let's do this.

OK, I'm a little competitive.

OK, I'm...

OK, it's a three legged race, but run as if you had two! On your mark, get set, go.

OK, kids. You know the rules.

OK, let's do it.

OK, missy, let's go walk and talk.

OK, that's it. You know what? You kids are gonna be cut off if you don't, you know...

OK. Do not stand up. Do you hear me?

OK. Hey, what are you doing?

OK. My daughter Nora and her husband Bud, you wanna say something?

OK. That's OK.

One more.

One, please.

One, two, three.

Or laying out a long term plan to create it.

Or something you don't wanna do, for 30 days.

Ouch.

Out.

Parenting comes down to one word "push". If you don't push, they don't do anything.

Peter Bailey.

Plasma screens, satellite TVs, all the toys and whistles.

Please, just don't say anything.

Precisely. We need the extra hours.

Punking, practical jokes, soaking underwear and...

Really?

Remember your nose was too big, and that skin irritation on your hand?

Reverse.

Right now, I am not a father. I am a coach.

Right.

Rise and shine! Daylight's burning.

Robert Armstrong.

Sarah and I and Calvin, we're going boarding this afternoon.

Sarah, Eliot seems OK.

Sarah, what about you? You wanna hang out with Dad?

Sarah!

Sarah! Nora has to urinate, and a full bladder puts inordinate strain on the embryotic sac...

Sarah. You wanna go on the Seadoo with me and Jake before we eat?

Sarah's about to come downstairs, and she's going on her date tonight.

Say hi to Grandpa.

Seatbelts.

See what I mean?

Seems like yesterday that was you, missy.

Sergio Archer.

She can't do it, so we're done.

She couldn't come to me and tell me she wanted to wear make up.

She looks a little different, so I would really appreciate it

She looks just like my mom.

She needs to know that we trust her.

She'll never walk again, I'll tell you that.

She's so cool.

Shut up!

Since the kids are getting along so well,

Sir, could you please sit down?

Sit down.

Sit!

Slow down!

Slow down! Stop!

So go about your little chores and act completely natural.

So hopefully tonight will work. OK. See you.

So Jimmy has matching pants to that shirt?

So let's clean up and unpack, cos we got a clambake to go to! Clambake!

So let's get to it, all right? Contestants, here we go.

So sit down, please. Everyone, quiet. For me.

So this clambake is clamless? Then why not just call it a buffet?

So unload, camper dudes! Girls in the north bunk room, boys in the south.

So, any ideas on names?

So, Katie, I guess with Tom at home changing diapers, you're tearing up the bestseller list.

So, Tom, I read you quit the head coaching gig at Illinois Poly. What was that all about?

Somebody help.

Somehow I gotta tell my dad I'm not built for corporate life.

Somehow I thought it'd get easier.

Something reeks.

Starting here, OK? There you go.

Stay calm! Can we get a chair over here?!

Stay on the north side of the lake. There's less wind.

Stop with the nicey nice.

Stop!

Stroke, stroke.

Stroke.

Summers in Wisconsin.

Superstar, do me a favour. Take this to the cellar and bring a bottle of Taittinger.

Sweet Jesus.

Sweet.

Swimming. All of us camping out. Everyone together. Isn't that sweet?

Take a deep swing. Boom, just like that.

Take it away, honey.

Take it back.

Take it...

Ten minutes ago, they were all over us. Now they don't want to be seen with us in public.

Than moving to dirty, expensive, crime ridden New York City, but here's to Lorraine.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks a lot, Dad.

Thanks.

That dock needs work.

That had to be the last time we were there. What was it? Three or four years ago?

That mutt could use a shorter leash too.

That vacation at Lake Winnetka reminded Tom and me

That way. All right. Family only in the delivery room.

That we're always learning as parents, and that the bond is forever.

That you'd not get involved in this competitive thing.

That'd be great.

That's a big boy. Too bad he wasn't there to help us win the cup.

That's a zero.

That's Charlie Baker figuring out his next move.

That's dangerous. Give the kids some space.

That's exactly why we should do it, Kate. We said it. Life's blazing by.

That's good. You gotta start with the small steps before you take the big ones.

That's his place over there.

That's not gonna fit in your tent, Lorraine.

That's OK. I got my hips to balance me. How are you feeling?

That's right.

That's such a cool stick. Can you bang any tricks?

That's sweet.

That's terrific. Now turn around and pretend to be looking at the view.

That's why he's having such a hard time letting go.

That's...

The Bakers and the Murtaughs are going to have a canoe race

The Chiseller.

The cutest. Look at her.

The family winning the most events will win the cup. Simple enough.

The kids are miserable and he doesn't even see it.

The kids drop stuff all the time and leave me.

The main thing is you had a good time.

The Miller family will be taking third place.

The only problem with my kids is they're hanging out with yours.

The parents of that family of pranksters I told you about.

The seat cushion is soft.

The tighter you hang on, the more they're gonna pull away. Right?

The tyre swing, the diving board.

Then a little while later, head comes over, giving you extra reach here.

There are always good times and difficult ones along the way.

There she is.

There you go. It looks good.

There's bound to be traffic, cos it's Labor Day weekend.

There's Jimmy Murtaugh! Engage me in conversation.

There's Mike, Jake and Sarah. They compete in skating contests on a regular basis.

There's no way that I'm competing for you in that stupid cup tomorrow.

There's stairs. They're fun.

There's the proof.

There's the team. There's the team.

They can't spend one night in the tent?

They say that starting a family is an act of optimism.

They seem so casual and cavalier.

They're already up. They're out cutting wood and making biscuits

They're born hard wired.

They're good kids, Jimmy. All of 'em.

This guy is so competitive!

This is a hospital. You guys have to be quiet.

This is not some little fence line squabble. This is an epic battle between two families.

This is our year!

This was not nothing. That was something. All right. In the house.

Timpani. You know, school orchestra.

To pay tuition to the University of Chicago.

To reflect the best aspects of any given gene pool.

Tom, do you want something to eat?

Tom, for heaven's sake. You didn't have to do this.

Tom, maybe you can work something out with Jimmy here.

Tom.

Tom.

Tom. Baker!

Tom. Hey, Tom.

Toss.

Trust me, I've got experience in the area of parental harassment.

Turn around and pretend to be looking at the view.

Two at Andover, one at Exeter.

Tyre swing not ready.

Unborn babies, they're comforted by the sound of their mother's voice.

Wanna go for a walk or something?

Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!

We agree to participate.

We are all so proud of you,

We did have such good times there, honey.

We don't want that animal near the dining set. It was a gift from the king of Thailand.

We have all vacation to do the family activities too.

We have some clam fritters.

We lost to the Murtaughs by two points.

We rented the big house up in Lake Winnetka.

We want you to be the godmother.

We were gonna use the Murtaughs' internet to research for the academic decathlon.

We would love to do that sometime...

We'll always be with them and they'll always be with us.

We'll bring the wakeboards and totally dominate.

We'll drive up tomorrow or the next day.

We'll see you there.

We'll talk about it later. I'll see you on the tennis court.

We're gonna be fine. And whatever house we get is gonna have a room reserved for you.

We're gonna need a forklift to get Lorraine's suitcase outta here.

We're gonna see you soon.

We're gonna win this, Murtaughs!

We're moving in September. Thank you.

We're willing to let it slide if you promise to keep your kids under control.

We've got Seadoos, lasers, wireless internet,

Welcome to family.

Welcome to The Boulders.

Well, folks, for the first time since 1961, our Labor Day Cup has ended in a tie.

Well, good for Jimmy.

Well, have fun, and I'll pick you up outside the theatre at nine.

Well, I guess the Gucci loafer's on the other foot now, isn't it?

Well, I'm going to the movies.

Well, if I remember correctly, you weren't so hot yourself.

Well, if it isn't my partner in crime.

Well, life's full of choices. Some good, some not so good.

Well, maybe I will, honey, when I get everybody fed.

Well, she'll be back soon.

Well, sounds good. Need some money?

Well, that place is new.

Well, that's just the way they are.

Well, there's a reason your kids are screw ups.

Well, this is the trophy room.

Well, time for me to get my hands dirty.

Well, Tom and I were clearly very, very, very optimistic.

Well, we're gonna go compete for the cup.

Well, why don't we test that theory? On Labor Day.

Well, you got all vacation to go over to that place.

Well, you know, I guess we could do lake stuff another day.

Well, you know, I just have to buy Romanow's place and one or two other properties.

Well, your 12 never beat my eight for the cup, now, did they, Tom?

Well...

Well... I'll go put on a little perfume.

What a day. Hey, Tom?

What are we gonna do?

What are you doing here?

What do you do for a living, Eliot?

What do you say we give 'em a run for their money?

What gives, Tom? Couldn't rally your team?

What have I been here, 30 seconds, and you're already making fun of me?

What? He's stretching.

When she finishes her MBA at Harvard, she's gonna work for me at Murtaugh Enterprises.

When you like a boy, never be anybody but yourself.

Which makes me an expert on scat trails.

Who are these guys?

Who's the target?

Whoa, dude!

Whoa! Having a baby here!

Whoa! Slow down!

Whoa. Yeah, right. You're not drawing me, cos I'm gonna... OK, right here? Is this good?

Why don't you and the gang come to The Boulders for brunch?

Why have a campout when you can have a full on fondue party right here?

Why?

With 12 kids, you've gotta use the money for food and water.

Wow, you're looking good. A little wrinkled around the edges, but not bad for an old man.

Yeah, cos Mom fell in the sack race.

Yeah, Mark! Come on.

Yeah, that was my foot.

Yeah, the kids and I spent a weekend putting that dock together.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. And one day they're gonna crack.

Yeah. And that might have a water slide, but our place has...

Yeah. Check it.

Yeah. Club's private now. And renovated.

Yeah. I just need you to help me pace out 25 yards for the egg race,

Yeah. I think I am.

Yeah. Me too.

Yeah. Really impressive. Listen, the missus and I are thinking of putting on a little spread.

Yeah. She's delivering lakeside, but yeah. Did you swim all the way here?

Yeah. Sure.

Yeah. This is fun.

Yeah. We did it!

Yes, honey. You can do it one night for Daddy. Come on.

Yes! Yes!

You actually bought that shirt?

You and I had alone time, which was nice.

You and Jimmy aren't so different, Dad. Different styles, yeah, but same result.

You brought your dog.

You can still smell the jungle on 'em. Go ahead, take a whiff.

You can't keep the varsity down.

You chiselling little...

You did a good job, honey. Really good job.

You don't get it, Sarina. It's not me. It's him. It's Tom.

You don't know?

You each have a special talent. I want you to use it.

You get Lorraine, I'll pee outside.