Muppets Haunted Mansion Edit

A few rules regarding tonight's very special Halloween challenge.

A great big rock fell on his head.

Ah, good one.

Ah, the great Gonzo. I'm so glad you accepted the invitation.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

All alone.

All I would hope for is to meet someone just like you, pepper.

All right!

All right. Um, but what if I, uh...

All righty, boys. This is the place.

Am I right? Am I wrong?

And all year, and also through all eternity.

And could we set a pick up time for the morning?

And daily nightmares.

And finally, we come to the big moment.

And give me something good to eat.

And his little amigo, too.

And horsey derves aspca, I'm outta here.

And I will be your prawn!

And I will be your prawn.

And in peaceful rest lies brother Claude planted here beneath this sod.

And it was a big one, too.

And now it's showtime!

And now... now I'm afraid of being trapped here forever.

And right before your very eyes.

And second of all, what is your problem, okay?

And there's a special, once in a lifetime fear challenge

And they stick my head in a fish bowl.

And to be perfectly honest, dear fellow,

And we will continue our tour momentarily.

And when that moon gets big and bright.

And you gotta admit, I do look great in green.

Anyway, I am sorry about that big... we just...

Are there, uh, a lot of the famous peoples inside?

Are you sure? There isn't much time.

Arriba!

As long as you leave before the sun rises.

As our 999 residents proudly present... your funeral.

As the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree.

As the spirits respond to your sympathetic vibrations.

At least it's almost entertaining.

Aw, this reminds me of our wedding.

Awaken the spirits with your tambourine.

Awkward.

Be careful, pal, she plays for keeps

Because we are the celebrities, we are the muppets.

Been there, done that.

Before she snapped it, so lovingly.

Boo!

Boo! Boo!

Boo! Boo!

Break time! Break time!

Bring me some tacos!

Budget.

But don't be scared.

But everyone is afraid of something.

But he ain't French and he can croon.

But mostly,

But nothing for you to lose your head over.

But since you aren't busy, I'd like to show you something.

But there's always room for one more.

But to quench your endless questions.

But what did you know about love? You're dating a chicken.

But you are interrupting the mysterious madame pigota.

Buy the farm, push up some daisies.

Bye.

Calling the spirits, wherever they're at.

Can I summer with you?

Can show just cause as to why these two may not be joined together,

Can you contact somebody from the great beyond?

Careful, my love. I'm getting a little choked up.

Cash in your chips, we're not joking.

Choo choo! Coming through!

Clever.

Come get down with us creepy crazies.

Come on now and lift your glass.

Come on, come on, come on, come on!

Come on, enough of this spooky dooky pre show.

Come on. Everybody sing.

Coochie coochie coo!

Cool, I hope it's finally something scary.

Cool.

Cool.

Corpse by corpse and one by one until you shout, "my life is done".

Creepies and crawlies, toads in a pond...

Creepy creeps with eerie eyes start to shriek and harmonize.

Da.

Dead prawn walking.

Dearly departed...

Depends on who you ask.

Did I... scare you?

Did you just call me "jumbo"?

Do you speak Spanish?

Do you want an encore? I'll sing for you.

Do you, pepé the king prawn,

Do your parts.

Don't go. Don't go, stay! Stay, it's such a fun place.

Don't go. Stay. Stay! I'll write to you.

Don't hide your love and act so shy.

Don't worry, folks, we're not gonna be explaining all the jokes.

Don't you have anything better to do than boo me?

Draw.

Dun, dun, dun!

Dun, dun, dun!

Dun, dun.

Even better than last year when we did bobbing for tomatoes!

Every year, same things, same muppens.

Everybody's dancin' in the moonlight.

Excusez moi,

Fiends, omens, and bogeymen, lend me your fears.

Filled with poisoned sassafras.

Fine.

First you must sleep down with the fishes.

Follow the floating candelabra.

Follow the light. Go!

For once they start, they never cease.

For the last time, it's not a party. It's a Halloween challenge.

Forever and ever, or not...

Free to go!

Friends? What friends?

Frights du jour.

From the basement to the rafters.

Ghoulish scares to raise your neck hairs.

Give us a kiss, huh?

Go home! Oh, wait, they are home.

Gone skydiving without a parachute.

Gonzo, let's get outta here. If we don't go now, we're gonna...

Gonzo, you performed the greatest feat a soul could ever achieve.

Gonzo!

Gonzo.

Good.

Gracias, my friend.

G****, por favor.

Great question.

Great. Hey, since you're on a break,

Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize.

Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize.

Guaranteed to tickle your funny bones.

Guess it's time to bite the dust.

Hap... oh!

Happy birthday to me.

Happy Halloween!

Haunting each other, dusk till dawn

He's a goner.

He's rhyming.

Heard that before.

Hello?

Hello?

Hey now!

Hey there, handsome.

Hey, guys, it's me, Gonzo! Guys?

Hey, I was buried in that kooky ground.

Hey, it's a gig, and I get all the bones I can chew.

Hey, Kermit. What a great costume.

Hey, pumpkin!

Hey! Hold on, I'm not sleepy!

Hey! How dare you interrupt my wedding?

Hi ho! Guess who I am?

Hi, I'm serving soup.

Hi, wanna come play with me?

His accent reminds me of my youthful days in málaga.

Hiya, hiya, hiya. Boy, you're a scary audience.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Happy Halloween!

Hmm. That was unsafe.

Hmm...

Hmm...

Hola, celebrities, I'm here.

Hold on.

How could I resist since you caught my eye?

How did you...

How should I know? I never married her.

How was the party?

How you doin'?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh.

Huh.

Huh. Well, I guess you can't come with us, right?

Hurry back.

Hurry back. Hurry back, my sweet.

I always drop folks off here, but I never seem to pick them up.

I am never partying with you again.

I ate spiders.

I beg of you on bended knee.

I believe that you two have prepared some special little vows for each other.

I bet they'll hand us swag bags with great parting gifts.

I can't hide my feelings for you any longer.

I could just eat you alive, my sweet, warm meat. Hmm.

I could never do.

I didn't expect to see you two... alive.

I do tricks.

I don't have any fears.

I don't know if you noticed this, but this place is crazies.

I don't know, you try and rhyme with "bat."

I don't think she's ever eaten anyone before, has she?

I found the way out.

I got ya, buddy.

I guess I'll have to start over.

I had so hoped we'd have a bigger cameo, beaky.

I just adore the decor, don't you?

I just want to smother you in my love.

I kinda feel bad that we're not going to the party.

I knew there'd be rides!

I know. I know all.

I mean, where am I going?

I must say, Gonzo...

I never realized, I am afraid of something.

I propose a toast.

I really love these portraits. The subjects look vaguely familiar.

I says to him, I says, "see through you?"

I shall be your host this evening.

I think we should go.

I think we're having pumpkin pancakes.

I tried to tell him, you don't have to be the great Gonzo to be great.

I was chopped up!

I was drowned!

I wish, but the Wi Fi in here's lousy.

I won't leave here without pepé.

I wonder if, uh... gee.

I... but... what?

I'll be your wife.

I'll be your wife.

I'm afraid he'll be staying with us, forever.

I'm afraid I'll never see my friends again.

I'm afraid nobody will care about me if I'm not doing dangerous stunts.

I'm comin', pepé!

I'm coming, pepé!

I'm dancing with you, aren't I?

I'm dead?

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, okay?

I'm impressed, Gonzo. You did it.

I'm Kermit, and Kermit is me. Get it?

I'm not afraid of the dark, you know.

I'm sorry. My friend's a bit of an acquired taste.

I'm sure, por favor.

I've been shot out of a Cannon. Strapped to a rocket.

I've done it all and lived to tell.

I've dun dun it twice.

I've made peace with my fate.

If any person, living or dead,

If her spooky vibes give you the creeps.

If you think it's too macabre.

Imagine that, what a spooky ride!

Imagine, I could be standing on the very spot where the macguffin once stood.

In our monstrous life hereafter.

In sickness and in heck.

In the mansion where it happened.

Indoor lightning. Fantastic.

Is being stuck in here with them.

Is it me? Or are you getting older?

Is this haunted room actually stretching or is it your imagination?

It appears the prawn has made a friend, Gonzo.

It was 100 years ago tonight

It was exquisite, wasn't it? Objections. Extensive.

It was terrifying. I loved it.

It's a cream mock tortoise and a yummy red that pairs with rigor mortis.

It's a supernatural delight.

It's all so dopey I'm complaining.

It's Gonzo's final curtain call.

It's just not spine chilling, is it?

It's like a total dead zone.

It's like a union thing, right?

It's not all wakes and weddings.

It's time to turn your whole life story into a momento mori.

It's you.

Jinx!

Join us in the great hereafter.

Just a few minor, youthful indiscretions,

Just being you is good enough.

Just water under the bridge.

Kermit, I might never be with you again.

Kermit! Hey! Hey!

Kermit.

Kim! Kimmy, yoo hoo! There's a smudge on the crystal again.

Kimmy, yoo hoo! You missed a spot!

King prawn.

Let me out of here!

Let me outta here!

Let there be music from regions beyond.

Let's be married, you and I.

Let's go!

Lightning or thunder.

Listen.

Look at this guy and his red fish.

Look, you see, my friends are right here.

Looks like we have some new ghosts... I mean, guests.

Losing my friend is scarier than any room in this mansion.

Lucky. How did you die?

Mary wrote mysteries with masterful quill.

Me too, mi amor.

Mmm, yeah, it's because she lopped off our heads.

Mmm, yes. I did the preamble.

Mmm.

My god!

My lord of Friday. This is a first. You boys have a good time?

My most famous secret. Would you like to hear it?

My sixth love.

My whole life just passed before my eyes.

My... no, my jumbo prawn.

No one has your savoir faire.

No wonder Kermit is so popular.

No, I love this. Come on.

No, no, no. So many ladies to love.

No, no, there's s'more.

No, you heard the hog's head, guys. Time to dematerialize.

No! I'm too young.

No! My love.

No. No, no, no. I can't.

Nobody says goodbye here.

Not knowing the ink of words could kill.

Not me, I'm not scared.

Not me.

Nothing, nothing, nothing. Here we go and one.

Now the greatest act of all.

Now, here comes your challenge.

Now, if I may.

Now, if you would please walk this way.

Now, if you'll follow me, gentlemen.

Now, we have got a great show for you tonight, folks,

Now's the time you should be croaking.

Of all the guests we've ever had, of all the doors within these halls,

Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

Oh, dear.

Oh, for crying out loud.

Oh, good. Oh, why don't you bring your friends with ya?

Oh, here we go again.

Oh, I could've sworn she called a break.

Oh, I get it.

Oh, I know.

Oh, I love these rich Hollywood types.

Oh, I'm so sorry. I actually can't come to the party.

Oh, it's like a show.

Oh, just come here. You okay?

Oh, my goodness. Cool.

Oh, my love, dancing with you makes me feel so light on my feet.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no, not you guys.

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, not for me.

Oh, nothing scares me.

Oh, pepé...

Oh, so this is where I spend most of my time.

Oh, some of my ghoul friends are having me for dinner.

Oh, sure. Oh!

Oh, thank you. We're here all week,

Oh, that won't be necessary.

Oh, that's it!

Oh, this is my friend pepé. He loves parties.

Oh, uh, don't trust free cheese.

Oh, uh, fat, rat, hat.

Oh, uh... thank you, thank you very much.

Oh, very funnies. The ghost is clear, like the coast is clear.

Oh, we get it almost every night.

Oh, we've missed it, haven't we?

Oh, what are they saying?

Oh, who needs famous people when you have the two of us?

Oh, wow. What's the challenge?

Oh, yeah? Well, I have faced my fears, and homicidal brides are not on the list.

Oh, you are so cute.

Oh, you know him. He can't pass up a chance to prove he's the great Gonzo!

Oh, you're funny.

Oh, you've done it again, haven't you?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, no. Why not?

Oh. Uh...

Oh...

Oh...

Okay, first of all, where did he go,

Okay, if you insist. I'll go.

Okay, okay, if I don't see some champagne cocktails

Okay, okay, wasn't that great, folks?

Okay, this is the creepiest thing I've seen all night. Let's go.

Okay, this is the last time I'm gonna say,

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. I...

Okay. So let's see, I will need something buried, something boo.

Okay. What's happening here?

Okay...

Once they start, they never cease.

Ooh, cobwebs.

Ooh, what's that? The shark room? The lava pit? The critics' circle?

Ooh, you're very scaries.

Ooh!

Ooh.

Ooh.

Or echoes.

Or you can scream just like a goat.

Party?

Pepé, don't you get it yet?

Pepé, let's go.

Pepé, my one and only... mmm...

Pepé, remember sunrise.

Pepé! Pepé! Whoa! Whoa! Take it easy.

Pepé! Whoa...

Pepé?

Pepé.

Pepé. I'm coming for ya.

Pick a card. Any card.

Please remain seated in your doom buggy,

Please welcome our very own gauzey the hatbox bear!

Please, oh, please let them rest in peace.

Please, oh, please though they're all deceased

Please, oh, please though they're all deceased.

Please. Don't wake them up.

Poor cousin maude who never awoke.

Prepare the altar!

Pulling out all the stops and the moneys, okay.

Pumpkin spice lattes and a vampire bat,

Pumpkins and ghoulies from last Halloween,

Rain or snow.

Really?

Really.

Rest in peace, cousin huet.

Rest in peace.

Resting, scrapbooking, doing yoga,

Rip.

Rock out!

Room 999.

Say again?

Say, you guys comin' over for breakfast?

Searched for a tune but never could carry it.

Secret door? Classic.

See, I'd like to be standing where the party is, okay?

Sharpening cutlery.

She came back.

She is good.

She was a beauty.

She was gonna trap you and torment you forever.

Sí, sí. All the fancy Hollywood mansion parties have limos.

Sí, sí. And his head came off.

Sí. and one time no way, José.

Sí. Sí, we should...

Sign your bill deed, and trust.

Sixth time's the charm, they say.

Sleepless nights, eternal laughter.

So do you believe in love at first sight, or should I float by again?

So join us in this life hereafter.

So what are you doing for Thanksgiving?

So, let me make sure I got this.

So, please you could point me to the vip room, por favor,

So, please, oh, please let them rest in peace.

So, this is it.

So, what are your fears?

Some magician. You don't even do any tricks.

Something moldy and someone new.

Something...

Sometimes facing yourself is the scariest thing in the world.

Sorry I missed it.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sounds awesome.

Sounds like he's about to be loved to death.

Spooks arrive for the midnight spree.

Stop! Pepé, stop! You're gonna be trapped in this house forever!

Stop. Will you turn it down? I can't hear myself think.

Stuck together for eternity.

Take a look inside, and you wouldn't find a single fear.

Take a smell of my feet.

Take constance hatchaway to be your awfully wedded wife?

Take it over there. That'd be great.

Talk about a challenge.

Tell who? Looks to me like you're all alone.

Thank you for sending it, mister, um...

Thank you, thank you, and welcome to the mansion show.

Thank you.

Thanks. But if I can't pull off a great stunt like this,

That could be arranged.

That he disappeared from this very mansion.

That I perceive forever, my love, just you and me.

That is amazing, how are you doing that?

That sounds like your kinda night, Gonzo.

That was incredible.

That was pretty good.

That was so upsetting.

That's a no.

That's because we don't have feet.

That's what I'm really afraid of.

The great macguffin.

The greatest challenge of my career.

The host said facing my fears was the key.

The key is to face your fears, no matter how terrifying.

The night her dreams went up in smoke.

The only thing worse than being stuck in here with you

The party is down here six feet under.

The spirits are frightfully sensitive to bright lights.

Then what's the use of calling me the great Gonzo?

There is but one room no one has ever dared to enter.

There's the first lady of opera haunting Harriet.

These are my friends now.

They just ghost you.

This better lead to the party people's room.

This is my home.

This is not some silly Halloween party.

This is the greatest Halloween party ever!

This my biggest scene in this whole special,

This place is crazy.

This place is really haunted.

This shall illuminate your way.

This was definitely not in the rehearsal.

Till death do we part, is this for me?

Till death...

Till you finally rest in peace.

Tips are encouraged.

To mingle with the beyoncés, the Ryan goslings, the bard pitts.

To spend the night in the most haunted mansion in the world.

To the great Gonzo, who couldn't be here with us tonight.

Tonight, we go to the big mansions party.

Trick or treat?

Try getting a date for this party, okay?

Uh oh.

Uh, all good things.

Uh, axes?

Uh, but don't forget the Halloween breakfast tomorrow morning.

Uh, but where's the famous people's room?

Uh, do you foresee a way out of here for us?

Uh, hey, kermie, who is the most amazing girl in the universe?

Uh, how do I find room 999?

Uh, how'd you die? On stage?

Uh, I don't get it. What do you mean?

Uh, no. No!

Uh, no. That's too many "dun duns," isn't it?

Uh, pepé.

Uh, right this way, and I prefer "husky."

Uh, sorry, everybody, food's here.

Uh, thanks. Uh, piggy thought it would be funny if we both...

Uh, those g****s are funnies! They tickle my tummies.

Uh, until they want 'em back.

Uh, we just have to survive the night in this haunted mansion?

Uh, we see them all the times.

Uh, where's pepé?

Uh...

Uh...

Um, speaking of pick ups, how'd you like to be my plus one?

Um, would you like to go first, my dearest?

Usually I'm worried about dying up here, but it looks like you beat me to it.

Wait a second, this is fun. I thought this was supposed to be scary.

Wait, wait a minute. A way out of the room or out of the house?

Wait, wait, I haven't told my best joke.

Wait, where you going? No, no...

Wait! Where are you going?

Wake 'em up? Wake who up?

Wasn't a party! It was for reals!

We all know you didn't do it.

We come not to praise Gonzo, but to Bury him.

We did that in a beastly cartoon.

We must beware the spirits' release.

We now invite you to sit back and relax,

We tell jokes

We'll never rest we'll never cease.

We'll spend forever side by side.

We're on our way over.

We've got your wake all pre prepared.

Welcome aboard!

Welcome to the life hereafter.

Welcome, foolish muppets.

Well, hello there. Who might you be?

Well, hop in, boys. It's gonna be a beautiful morning.

Well, I can hold my breath a long time.

Well, I thought we discussed "shave and a haircut."

Well, it's such an honor to meet you, sir.

Well, that's just it, you know.

Well, tonight is the 100th anniversary of macguffin's disappearance.

Well, whatever you say. Come on, I think the ghost is clear.

Well, you did. But, uh...

Well, you finally got the party you wanted.

Well, you may consider yourself to be fearless, Gonzo,

Well, you remember my favorite magician, the great macguffin?

Well... we shall see about that.

Wha...

What are you doing, you little...

What are you doing?

What happens if you don't pay your exorcism bill?

What you talking about?

What?

What?

What?

What? Are you crazy? I said famous peoples, not scary peoples.

What's the matter with you? You can't say that. This is a family show.

What's wrong with him?

Where are you going?

Which is why all my girlfriends are texting.

Who would even pay to watch them do anything?

Who, me? Oh, I croaked.

Whoa, it's, uh, so cozies.

Whoa, we're not taking a break, who said break?

Whoa, will ya take a look at this place?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Cool!

Whoa! That's pretty cool.

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa...

Whoo, nice one.

Whoopee!

Why do I keep burping up little legs?

Why don't you and I leave, jumbo?

Why, hello there, short, red, and crustaceous.

Why, yes, I couldn't help but notice that you are a king prawn.

Why? Do you like things that are old and decrepit?

With all the smokes and the mirrors and the animaltronics.

With my deadly candlesticks.

Wow, that's a new one, sal.

Wow!

Wow!

Wow.

Wow. I can't believe the invitation came with this free limo ride.

Yay!

Yeah, and threw our bodies in the water under the bridge.

Yeah, fine.

Yeah, she never tried to eat me or alberta.

Yeah, well...

Yeah! I mean, she...

Yeah! Whoever heard of bobbin' for tomatoes anyway?

Yeah.

Yeah. All 999.

Yeah. No one here. Where's the parties?

Yeah. Sí, sí, sí.

Yes, and you?

Yes, do tell.

Yes, I did. I faced my fears, and we made it through the night.

Yes, my handsome...

Yes, now, let's see, where was I?

Yes, piggy. You are.

Yes, sir. Very famous.

Yes, yes, yes, we have.

Yes, you are my big, jumbo, king prawn.

Yes! Yes, a thousand times yes.

Yes.

Yes. I, I mean, uh...

Yes. Oh, pepé.

You are a king prawn.

You are an impossibly handsome man.

You are both...

You are so much better than all my other axes.

You can fly and you can float.

You can unscrew my head,

You did what no one else has done before, Gonzo.

You do look great, for now.

You don't go nowheres.

You don't seem at all frightened.

You faced your fear. And that is the greatest act of all.

You fellas okay?

You get repossessed! Shocka wocka!

You have all the g****s you want. I'm gonna fatten you up!

You know what? Because you're so famous,

You know what? I just realized this room has no windows and no doors.

You know, pepé?

You know, this party's dead.

You know, you don't have to be "the great Gonzo" to be great, Gonzo.

You mean de parting gifts.

You must find a door with a glowing exat.

You see, here lies good old Fred.

You tell me where he is.

You were stuck there.

You, however, are free to go.

You, my friend, are an impossibly handsome...

You'll be great forever after.

You'll be my groom and I will be your bride.

You're all alone.

You're kinda killing the moment here. I meant the room.

You're saying that everyone here is trapped in the mansion by their fear?

You're so great, none can compare.

You're welcome, pal.

Your eyes may deceive you,

Your ghost host.

A what? A why... what is it? Come on.

Ah ha! My king everything.

Am I right or wrong? You're not wrong.

Amongst my memories. Oh.

And no flash pictures, please. Oh.

Are you sure about this? Oh, yeah.

Being scary is hard. Sorry. Sorry, sorry. Sorry.

but alberta has something... Silence!

But she loves me. She calls me "jumbo." Yes.

Candy corn. What is this? Christmas? So, Gonzo, uh, when are you gettin' here?

Come and play with us, Gonzo. No!

Come, come on. No, no.

Congratulations. Can I...

Crash my wedding? I had to, pepé.

Dances to do. Monies to make. Whoa!

Did you say free to go? Indeed.

Disappearance? Yeah.

Don't get him started. If I had a nickel.

Dun, dun, dun! Dun, dun.

Dun, dun, dun! Whoa!

Dun, dun... No, not now, not now.

Every time. Well, we're gonna be the first.

Excuse me. Mmm.

Fer sure. Groovy.

Gentlemen, you... Didn't make it.

Go on, say it, say it. Come on. No. Mmm mmm.

Go. Hey. Hey.

Gonzo? Hmm?

Haunting each other, dusk till dawn. Haunting each other, dusk till dawn

Having fun, chief? Uh, oh, uh, yeah, scooter, yeah.

Hello! They can't hear or see you.

Hello. Hi ho, Gonzo.

Hi, Kermit. Hey, Gonzo. How'd it go last night?

Hmm. Ah! He's right.

Hmm. We're sure gonna miss you.

Hmm. Yes. Everything here will seem familiar.

Hola, party peoples! Bard pitts! Wow.

How did you... Don't ask. Peel me.

How was it? Better than what we just watched!

How you doing, pepé? I wanna go home. I wanna go home...

I don't know where to begin. I don't,

I just wish Gonzo were here. Kermit!

I want to drown you in kisses. Oh!

I want to kill you with kindness. Oh ho...

I'm new at everything. Let's have some tea.

I'm not a shrimp. I'm a king... oh! No time!

I'm outta here! Uh...

I'm outta here. But, uh...

Is he the guy with the fish? You rang?

It's him. Who?

Jeepers creepers. Jeepers creepers. Oh!

Juan? Yeah?

King prawn. Mmm. King prawn.

let them spook now or for... Yeah, don't get me started.

Let's go inside for the parties. Okay.

Let's go. Okay.

Like... dun, dun, dun! Dun, dun.

Mercy. Okay, I gotta go, Gonzo.

No, we did not. Okay.

No! No! Ugh. Ooh!

No. Boo!

No. He wanted "ominous sting," didn't he? Oh, right.

Oh, boy. Nice one, guys.

Oh, cool. Gonzo, it's like a fun house.

Oh, dear. Hey, uh, Mr. Tomb...

Oh, do you speak Spanish? No.

Oh, get up, silly. What happened?

Oh, pepé. Hmm?

Oh, stop it. I won't, I won't.

Oh, there's somebody there. What? Who?

Oh, they're sensitive. Who knew? Okay.

Oh, yes. Come a little closer.

Oh, you know what you are? What?

Oh! Wha...

Oh. G****, please.

Oh. Hmm. Okay, go, go, go, go.

Oh. Oh, exes. Oh, oh, okay.

Oh... You are the great macguffin!

Okay. Little closer.

Okay. Okay, come with me.

One more time. Whoo!

One, two, three... thank you. Very good.

Pepé? Which way? Hmm? Out.

Plankton. Mmm. You ready?

Quick, quick, quick. Hmm...

Run! Oh!

Serpents and spiders... Whoa! A séance.

Shocka wocka! Uh oh.

So... boils and ghouls... Oh, how about that?

Sorry. I'm new.

Sorry. Sorry!

Stuck together for eternity. Stuck together for eternity.

Take five, everybody. What?

Terrible. This guy's not funny.

That's disappointing. Enough.

They don't get a lot of visitors. Hmm.

This just keeps getting better. I don't think so.

Till death, we are dancing in Harmony. Till death, we are dancing in Harmony.

True love. Where are you registered?

Ugh. You know what else is lousy?

Uh, close. But where are the, uh, famous peoples?

Uh, guess who wrote that? I did. It was me. I did.

Uh, gumbo. Prawn.

Uh, say there, Kermit. Oh! Scooter, you look great.

Uh, the chef's carving pumpkins. Oh, well, that sounds...

Wait till you hear. I almost got married.

We'll see you in the morning. Mmm hmm.

We'll work this out. What I do wrong?

We're ghosts. Yeah, booing comes with the territory.

What party? Oh, the great macguffin's anniversary.

What the... Your attention, please.

What? Oh, that's it. I'm out.

Which offers this chilling challenge... To find a way out.

Who's there? We're here for the parties.

Whoa! For eternity.

Whoa... Whoo.

Will ya look at that? You're Juan stanz most.

Wow.

Yeah. But close enough.

Yeah. Not that close, it's the breath.

Yeah. Oh, baby!

Yeah. Well, she did nibble my neck once.

Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What, what, what?

Yes, madame. Yes, madame. A little higher.

Yes? Uh, nothin'.

Yuck. He ate the spiders.

"Bravo, Gonzo! You are the greatest! Macguffin."

"Exat"?

"Face them all bravely to survive through the night..."

"For if by sunrise you fail this endeavor."

"Then you y tu amigo must remain here forever."

"They" being Henry viii.

"Within these walls are your fears and your frights."