Telly Monster (Martin P. Robinson) Edit

A bowling ball?! (Sesame Street #2990)

A tree? (''A Magical Halloween Adventure'')

A turkey? What good is a turkey?!? (''Quiet Time'')

A- Are you sure?!! (Sesame Street #2681)

Ah! I love this, this is so great. Wawatch this, ah ha! (''Elmo Says Boo'')

Alan, Alan!! It's time, IT'S TIME!! (Sesame Street #4079)

All I wanna do is write a nice little poem, to say hello to everybody. (Sesame Street #2055)

Alright, what kind of bat works for the circus? (''Elmo Says Boo'')

Alright, you people! We got a lot of stuff to get organized here! (''Learning About Letters'')

An acro...BAT!! (''Elmo Says Boo'')

An AcroBAT! (''Elmo Says Boo''!)

And before I knew it, I said all that stuff about my uncle being a ringmaster. I'm sorry! (''Telling The Truth'')

And I think you know why I'm so happy! I'm happy because we're gonna play catch! (Sesame Street #3554)

And I'm gonna go do something else, but I'll be back!! (''Music Works Wonders'')

And if they don't go to work tomorrow... (''Elmopalooza'')

And now, back to the story, haha! (Sesame Street #4149)

And now, you won't wanna be my friends anymore, so.... (''Telling The Truth'')

And sometimes after I've exercised alot, I take a really really long nap! (Sesame Street #3734)

And that's how Elmo saved Christmas! (''Elmo Saves Christmas'')

And you helped me finish my poem! (Sesame Street #2055)

Angry, ANGRY!?! Yes I'm angry! (Sesame Street #3559)

Anyway, the game is played with this... a dreidel! (''Elmo's World: Happy Holidays'')

Are- are you talking to me? (Sesame Street #3644)

Asking questions is a good way to find out things you wanna know, right? (Sesame Street #2777)

Bein a firefighter.... (Sesame Street #2050)

Boy, you are one brilliant bear. (Sesame Street #3908)

But but he is my uncle! (''Telling The Truth'')

But but you said it was a ball. (Sesame Street #2990)

But by the time I get it finished, it'll be time to say goodbye! (Sesame Street #2055)

But uhh, how we gonna get there? (''Big Bird In China'' redub)

But what about the prize?! (Sesame Street #4411)

But you know what, I don't have to use an envelope or a stamp or anything! (Sesame Street #3908)

But, I don't anything about a new year! (''Sesame Street Stays Up Late'')

But, we're supposed to go play catch, Baby Bear? (Sesame Street #3554)

Call him? What like on the phone? (Sesame Street #4325)

Chicago? What's he doing in Chicago?!? (Sesame Street #4411)

Cinderella! You CHANGED Cinderella?! (Sesame Street #2990)

Circus circus CiRcUs! Is that all they can talk about? (''Telling The Truth'')

Come on, Abelardo! (Sesame Street #3646)

Come on, Telly, get back to Earth! (''Telling The Truth'')

Count! You gotta get back here NOWWW!! (Sesame Street #4411)

Cuz I- I don't know how to dance. (Sesame Street #2990)

D-do ya come here often? (''CinderElmo'')

D-do ya think the next king should maybe a purple monster... (''CinderElmo'')

Did you see that? (''Kids' Favorite Songs'')

Does he wear shining armor? (Sesame Street #3682)

Even though The Count isn't here, you've got to give him the Noble Prize for counting! (Sesame Street #4411)

Everyone was talkin about the circus, and I felt left out... (''Telling The Truth'')

Good morning, everybody. (Sesame Street #2286)

Good! (''Sing Yourself Sillier At The Movies'')

Great, great, thank you!! Alright here, here it comes. (''Elmo Says Boo'')

Great. So uh, where does a bear get honey? (Sesame Street #3684)

H-hi! I'm reading my triangle his favorite bedtime story. The Story of the Three Triangles. (Sesame Street #4149)

Haha! Now you're cooperating with me! (Sesame Street #2681)

He doesn't work in the circus. (''Telling The Truth'')

He eats me?! Nobody told the duck gets eaten in this story! (''Elmo's Musical Adventure'')

He IS the world's greatest counter. He's taught millions of people how to count! (Sesame Street #4411)

He lives some place with all his little ant friends and ant relatives and stuff. (Sesame Street #2816)

He probably went down into Oscar's can for his blanket, but instead of getting the blanket.... (''The Adventures Of Elmo In Grouchland'')

He-hello! Tough Guy Helpline? (''Stars & Street Forever'')

He's a little shy till he gets to know you. (Sesame Street #4149)

He's upset, Ruthie, because we can't find his cousin Big Bird. (Sesame Street #3646)

Heeeeeyyy I'll try it! (''Stars & Street Forever'')

Hello, young lady. (Sesame Street #3644)

Hello. This is Telly Monster, your Monster on the Spot reporter, with a fast breaking news story of two Grouches cooperating on Sesame Street! (Sesame Street #2681)

Hey hey wait a minute! Where's Oscar?! (''20 & Still Counting'')

Hey look!!! (Sesame Street #4411)

Hey Oscar, who's your friend? (Sesame Street #3646)

Hey yeah! That's great, Baby Bear. (Sesame Street #3684)

Hey! Big Bird!! (''Learning About Letters'')

Heyy, it worked with the alphabet. (Sesame Street #3885)

Heyyy, this isn't so hard, we're talking already. (Sesame Street #3646)

His counting has made millions of people... happy!! (Sesame Street #4411)

Hola, Abelardo! (Sesame Street #3646)

Hola!! Telly. (Sesame Street #3646)

Hold on a second, hold on! (''The Alphabet Jungle Game'')

How did he do that? (''Elmo Saves Christmas'')

I am ready! (Sesame Street #3522)

I came to you for help, because my house was too noisy, and now, IT'S WORSE THAN EVER!!! (''Quiet Time'')

I can hardly stand the suspense. (Sesame Street #4149)

I can't believe this! This is horrible! (''The Alphabet Jungle Game'')

I CAN'T STOP!!!!! [screaming] (''The Adventures Of Elmo In Grouchland'')

I didn't get any. (''The Adventures Of Elmo In Grouchland'')

I don't wanna be anywhere near ANY OF YOU! (Sesame Street #3559)

I found someone who worked in the store.... (''Big Bird Gets Lost'')

I got the cow but I still can't sleep! Any other ideas?! (''Quiet Time'')

I guess in order to be somebody around here, you've gotta go to the circus! (''Telling The Truth'')

I have so! I've been bad lots of times. (Sesame Street #2094)

I just flew in from Washington, where we know all about parties. (''Sesame Street Stays Up Late'')

I just had a terrible idea!! (Sesame Street #2427)

I just love the way triangles sleep. (Sesame Street #4149)

I mean, I mean... an offer.... (''Stars & Street Forever'')

I thought I knew all the letters of the alphabet!! (''The Alphabet Jungle Game'')

I thought you left us, Hope! (''Stars & Street Forever'')

I thought you were afraid your were gonna get it in your nice clean clothes! (Sesame Street #4304)

I wanna tell a funny scary joke! (''Elmo Says Boo'')

I was about to work on my shape garden. Come on! (''Telly's Shape Garden'')

I was just thinking about my favorite shapes... triangles!! (Sesamestreet.org)

I wish we were going to China! (''Big Bird In China'' redub)

I- I made a big mistake, Uncle Tommy... (''Telling The Truth'')

I, um, floss regularly after meals... most of the time. (''Stars & Street Forever'')

I'd rather ya shot me out of a cannon! (''Telling The Truth'')

I'd wish for a pogo stick with chrome handles... and world peace. (''Elmo Saves Christmas'')

I'm a monster, too. (''A Magical Halloween Adventure'')

I'm from the Department of Celebrations and Parties. (''Sesame Street Stays Up Late'')

I'm not defeated yet!! (''Sesame Street Stays Up Late'')

I'm still not sure about all this. (''Sesame Street Stays Up Late'')

In this reporter's opinion, it was! (Sesame Street #2681)

It isn't fair!! (Sesame Street #4411)

It was just that, you were all talking about the circus, and I didn't feel like I was part of it! (''Telling The Truth'')

It was. (Sesame Street #2681)

It wouldn't be Sesame Street without Oscar!! (''20 & Still Counting'')

Just... give me something to TELL HER!!! (''CinderElmo'')

Listen! You've got to pay attention! We don't have time to mess around here. (''Learning About Letters'')

Little Chrissy and the Alphabeats, in the library!! (Sesame Street #2612)

Little Chrissy, Little Chrissy, you're Little Chrissy!! (Sesame Street #2612)

LMNO? LMNO?! I... I never heard of LMNO! (''The Alphabet Jungle Game'')

Luis! L-look who's here!! (Sesame Street #3908)

Make my day. (''Stars & Street Forever'')

Maybe it's the start of a big circus, with elephants, tubas, and triangles! (''The Great Numbers Game'')

My favorite TV show, Alan! Its on Trianglodeon. (Sesame Street #4079)

My mother wants it so much!!! (''CinderElmo'')

My Uncle Tommy! He's a ringmaster at the circus! (''Telling The Truth'')

My uncle! That's who. (''Telling The Truth'')

N-no, Grundgetta, I'm not! (Sesame Street #2055)

No it wasn't! You really scared me! Why'd you do that? (Sesame Street #2094)

No nono, he never worked in the circus, I just... made that up. (''Telling The Truth'')

No stopping me now.... (''Stars & Street Forever'')

No, I- I'm not good ALL the time. (Sesame Street #2094)

Not yet. (Sesame Street #3646)

Oh boy are we in trouble! (''Learning About Letters'')

Oh come on, Oscar, come on. Don't tell me you're gonna give if 5 phooeys! (''Sing Yourself Sillier At The Movies'')

Oh hi! Good to see ya! (Sesamestreet.org)

Oh I love that one! Let me tell it again, you'll love it much just as much the second time! (''Elmo Says Boo'')

Oh no, it's that cookie again!! (''The Great Numbers Game'')

Oh no, oh no! Am I late, am I late? Did I miss it, did I miss it?! (''Elmo Says Boo'')

Oh no! This is horrible! (''The Alphabet Jungle Game'')

Oh no. If they can't get out, that means there's no show... (''Elmopalooza'')

Oh nooo!! (''Let's Make Music'')

Oh Yeah? Well well I know someone who works at the circus! (''Telling The Truth'')

Oh yeah... [chuckle] (''CinderElmo'')

Oh, he's an astronaut. All he knows how to do is fly to the moon. (''Telling The Truth'')

Ohhh I knew our band would sound terrible!! (''Elmo's Musical Adventure'')

Ohhh, I'm in big trouble! (''Telling The Truth'')

Ohhh, Oscarrr! (''Big Bird In China'' redub)

Ohhhh Elmo, I love this season and I LOVE that song. (''Elmo Saves Christmas: Holiday Favorites'')

Ohhhhh, this is terrible! I was supposed to get the story of two Grouches cooperating. (Sesame Street #2681)

Okay okay okay, let's not panic! Let's think this through!! (Sesame Street #4304)

Once upon a time, there were three triangles. A Papa Triangle, a Mama Triangle, and a Baby Triangle. (Sesame Street #4149)

Oscar said that Elmo is gone! (''The Adventures Of Elmo In Grouchland'')

Oscar wanted me to wake him up at 7 o'clock. So I've got it all planned. (Sesame Street #2286)

Oscar, are we almost there? (''Big Bird In China'' redub)

OsCaR, how can ya say that!?! (''Sing Yourself Sillier At The Movies'')

Oscar, you've disagreed with me about every single movie we've seen! (''Sing Yourself Sillier At The Movies'')

R-rewritten? What's that mean, Flo Bear? (Sesame Street #2990)

Scram? Scram. Oh great, great, he taught him scram! (Sesame Street #3646)

So tell us. Exactly how did it feel to be cooperating? (Sesame Street #2681)

So the Mama and Papa Triangles beamed proudly and said, "That is one smart little baby triangle." The End. (Sesame Street #4149)

Some books? (Sesame Street #2612)

STOP... THAT... MERRYMAKING!!!! (''Sesame Street Stays Up Late'')

Tell him he's gotta get back here. Tell him he's gonna lose his prize! (Sesame Street #4411)

Tell me! How do ya know he's coming, Baby Bear? (Sesame Street #3237)

Telly Monster here, to show you the letter of the day! (Sesame Street #4248)

Thank you, Mrs. Bear. (Sesame Street #3148)

That is great! Egh? Wawawait a second, what did you say? (Sesame Street #3554)

That wasn't slow, that was FAST!! (Sesame Street #3253)

That's great! That's wonderful!! (''CinderElmo'')

That's it! That's it, I can't take it anymore!! I demand justice.... (''The Adventures Of Elmo In Grouchland'')

That's okay. I... didn't wanna go anyway! (Sesame Street #2990)

That's right, that's right! And he wears a big black hat... (''Telling The Truth'')

The ABCD Mart?! That's a really big place.... (''Big Bird Gets Lost'')

The circus aGAIN!!! (''Telling The Truth'')

The letter *B*! (Sesame Street #4248)

The Papa Triangle said "I've got three sides." And the Mama Triangle said "I've got three corners". (Sesame Street #4149)

Then I have a question. (Sesame Street #2777)

Then the Baby Triangle said... "Sesame Street was brought to you today, by the letter T, and by the number 3!" (Sesame Street #4149)

There can be NO New Years Eve party on Sesame Streeeet!! (''Sesame Street Stays Up Late'')

There is no letter Z in this jungle! (''The Alphabet Jungle Game'')

There. Now THAT was slow. (Sesame Street #3253)

They're not? (''Elmo's World: Happy Holidays'')

This is mind-boggling! I don't understand!! (''Sesame Street Stays Up Late'')

This is terrible! What are we gonna do? What ARE we GOING TO DO?!! (''The Adventures Of Elmo In Grouchland'')

This isn't the magic tricks and treats party! (''A Magical Halloween Adventure'')

Today on Sesame Street, Oscar the Grouch and Grundgetta the Grouch were taking turns. (Sesame Street #2681)

TriangleBob TrianglePants! (Sesame Street #4079)

Two Grouches not only cooperated with each other today on Sesame Street, they cooperated with your on the spot reporter! (Sesame Street #2681)

Uh I gotta find another computer.... (Sesame Street #3908)

Uh well I never will again! (''Let's Make Music'')

Uh, that's not gonna help! What about a big black hat... (''Telling The Truth'')

Uh. What is it? (Sesame Street #2055)

Until we all played together! (''Elmo's Musical Adventure'')

Wait a minute, there ARE two Grouches cooperating on Sesame Street!! (Sesame Street #2681)

Wait wait, no! No, I can't do it! I can't, I can't!! (Sesame Street #3522)

Waiwa-wait a minute. Doesn't hola mean hello in Spanish? (Sesame Street #3646)

Waiwaiwait, Uncle Tommy! Do you by any chance own a silver whistle? (''Telling The Truth'')

We are doin great! (''Learning About Letters'')

We better open up the information booth again. (Sesame Street #3140)

We have a whole entire alphabet to get through, and YOU ask what's wrong?! (''Learning About Letters'')

We looked all over for Big Bird, but we can't find him! (Sesame Street #3646)

We might as well face it; there's no hope! (''Stars & Street Forever'')

Welcome back, tuba! I missed you! (''Let's Make Music'')

Welcome, oh welcome to Sesame Street. This is my home, and it used to be neat. (Sesame Street #2055)

Well hi! It's me Telly!! (''Telly's Shape Garden'')

Well the answer's no! No! A big NO!! (Sesame Street #3559)

Well YOU can forget it!! (''Elmo's Musical Adventure'')

Well, I quit!!! (''Elmo's Musical Adventure'')

Well, okay. If you're sure. (Sesame Street #4304)

Well, yeah it was a little scary, but I knew what to do! (''Big Bird Gets Lost'')

Well, yeah... but but you're a big rock & roll star and everything.... (Sesame Street #2612)

Well... well, of course not! (''Learning About Letters'')

Wh-where ya going? (''Big Bird Gets Lost'')

What a great, triangular story! Well, goodnight triangle. (Sesame Street #4149)

What are we waiting for, guys! LET'S PARTY!! (''A Magical Halloween Adventure'')

What are ya doing... here in the library?! (Sesame Street #2612)

What bat works for the circus? (''Elmo Says Boo!'')

What did that man say that a bulldozer costs? (Sesame Street #3140)

What happened to put you two in this cooperation mood? (Sesame Street #2681)

What story is it, Flo? (Sesame Street #2990)

WHAT?!? (''Elmo's Musical Adventure'')

What's our problem? We made a mess by spilling food! What's our solution?! (Sesame Street #4304)

What's the future? (''Elmo Saves Christmas'')

What's wrong?! (''Learning About Letters'')

When someone spills food at my house, my mom wipes with a paper towel or a napkin! (Sesame Street #4304)

Why did I say that? My uncle doesn't work at the circus. (''Telling The Truth'')

Why I am I saying these things?! (''Telling The Truth'')

Will ya marry me? Please, please! OH PLEEEEEASE!! (''CinderElmo'')

With care! (''Elmo Saves Christmas'')

Woah Oscar, here we are, China! Ohhh, we made it! Whoo! (''Big Bird In China'' redub)

Woah woah woah woah STOP EVERYTHING! (''Elmo's Musical Adventure'')

Wooooah, gold coins! (''Elmo's World: Happy Holidays'')

Wow, I'm rich!! I'm wealthy! AH HA HA!! (''Elmo's World: Happy Holidays'')

Wow! I've never been in a pumpkin patch before. (''A Magical Halloween Adventure'')

Wow! Woo. (''Big Bird In China'' redub)

Wow... well, what happens next? (Sesame Street #2990)

Ya love this story, don't ya, triangle? (Sesame Street #4149)

Ya mean we're gonna fly!? (''Big Bird In China'' redub)

Ya mean. You want me to go through the whole entire thing... ALL OVER AGAIN!!! (''Learning About Letters'')

Yeaahhh, I got all his music! (Sesame Street #3237)

Yeah yeah, so what's your second favorite letter, Zoe? (''The Alphabet Jungle Game'')

Yeah, and I'm gonna mail it to all of my friends! (Sesame Street #3908)

Yeah, good going, Elmo! (''The Alphabet Jungle Game'')

Yeah, yeah! Are ya ready, Maria!! (''The Alphabet Jungle Game'')

Yeah. You are cooperating. You're taking turns! (Sesame Street #2681]

Yeah... (''Telling The Truth'')

Yeah... if ya think about, and feel it! (''Elmo Saves Christmas'')

Yes they were, they were ALL good, they were all really silly!! (''Sing Yourself Sillier At The Movies'')

YOU are a rrreal princes!! (''CinderElmo'')

You don't want me in your club... (Sesame Street #3559)

You have given 5 phooeys to every single movie we've seen! (''Sing Yourself Sillier At The Movies'')

You mean ya think it could win an award? (''Sing Yourself Sillier At The Movies'')

You really think so, Big Bird? (''Quiet Time'')

You say it is, and Grundgetta says it isn't. And then you say it is! (Sesame Street #2681)

You will? (Sesame Street #2055)

You- you.... you make my day (''Stars & Street Forever'')

You're here! Yes!! (Sesamestreet.org)

You're not? (Sesame Street #2681)

You're right, Ruthie, you're right! Good idea. (Sesame Street #3646)

You're sure? (Sesame Street #4304)

You're taking turns talking, and taking turns IS cooperating. (Sesame Street #2681)

You're very nice. But, I don't wanna be king... (''CinderElmo'')

Youuu need to borrow my tuba? (Sesame Street #3559)

Youuu wanna borrow my tuBaAaA?! (Sesame Street #3559)

Yup! And he's having a great time. (Sesame Street #2637)

[ding] Wait a minute, wait a minute. What you need to do is exercise. (Sesame Street #3734)

[timpani] WHAT!?! (''Telling The Truth'')

[timpani] Ya did?! (''Sing Yourself Sillier At The Movies'')