Curious George Edit

A 40 foot monkey causing unintentional widespread panic? Seen it.

Aboo. Aboo.

Aboo. Aboo.

About the massively gigantic, huge, enormous idol.

All day and all night. There's nothing that can stop...

All right, all right, last question.

All right, I didn't mean literally.

All right, I'm looking directly into the sun.

All right, let's see what we can do with that keychain.

All right, men, let's pick it up.

All the big kids going to school

All you need to know is, the eagle has landed.

ALL: What?

And a feeling I get when I look and I see

And a feeling I get when I look and I see

And as I roll along I begin to find

And as my mind begins to spread its wings

And as the surface breaks, reflections fade

And don't hurt him.

And George, of course.

And good luck with that, Phil. Great to see you again.

And he's wearing a yellow suit. What, is he officially the golden child now?

And I am happy to say that because of Ted...

And I'll wait long enough

And I'm just people watching

And if the sun comes out

And if the sun comes out I'll paint a picture all about

And let your curiosity lead you.

And make the grass grow green Beneath my toes

And maybe it's as strange as it seems

And now he's gone and destroyed the last chance we had

And now the feeling that I'm feeling, well

And now, I must have a soak.

And now, you know, that's all that matters.

And put it all together And then I'll rearrange it

And put it all together Then I'll rearrange it

And sign here, initial here. Nope, not there.

And the clouds give back every time they cry

And the clouds give back every time they cry

And the same monkey.

And the trouble I find is that the trouble finds me

And the trouble I find is that the trouble finds me

And the warm wind blows in the same old sound

And there's no time to waste

And there's the head again.

And upside down

And we're giving it to them, thanks to Ted and George.

And while we're on the subject,

And why was that?

And with each new day

And you saw me hugging a man in a monkey outfit.

Anyone can memorize facts and figures.

Apparently you can.

Are we so desperate that we'll lie to our public?

Are you sure?

As I stand in front of the Lost Idol of Zagawa...

Australopithecus had no time to enjoy himself,

Bad idea! Monkey!

Balloon travel finally coming back into fashion.

Be a deckhand or a chef.

Because around every corner was danger.

Because I have a strict no return policy

Before I decide

Big idol.

Bingo! Now, move, please.

Bloomsberry? Wow. Strong signal.

BOY 1: A monkey flew!

BOY 4: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Look at that!

Boy, glad that's over.

Boy, you're light on your feet for a big man.

BOY: Yeah, right.

Broke? Mr. Bloomsberry, the museum can't close!

Buddy system. Stay with your buddies.

But for how long?

But haven't you exaggerated its size just a wee bit?

But I want to see the giant idol.

But I'd rather be broke down with you by my side

But if you find a 40 foot idol, let me know.

But in some ways, they remain the same

But it's so much fun

But now I've seen it.

But parking lots are forever.

But that's as close as you're ever going to get

But that's not really why I go there every week.

But this one's supposed to have teeth like Ginsu knives.

But, Ted, that can't be the idol.

CABBY 1: Yo! Over here!

CABBY 2: Puppies!

CABBY: Construction. Of all the luck...

CABBY: For crying out loud, lady, there's no screaming in cabs.

Cabs are right behind you.

Can I have my hat, please?

Can I have the Bloomsberry Express pull into the reality station

Can you believe all those people down there are waiting to see this?

Careful. He's dangerous.

Carved by 1,000 craftsmen over a 100 years.

Clovis whipped it up. Doesn't it take your breath away?

Clovis, focus.

Clovis, I can explain.

Clovis, I need to borrow your truck.

Clovis, I've got a problem.

Clovis, you didn't put fuel in that rocket, did you?

CLOVIS: Here's an idea.

Come on. How fun is that?

Come on. Let's get you ready for your big adventure.

Come on. That could be any guy in a yellow suit,

Come on. We're almost at the museum. Act natural.

Could you tell us, was it difficult finding a boat big enough to bring the idol back?

Cramp! Cramp. Cramp can stop me. Why the cramp? Extra bad cramp, too.

Cramp. Cramp again. Cramp. Cramp.

Darn that cramp.

Describe dangerous, sir.

Did I just say that? I can't do that.

Did I mention that it's a cold concrete bench? Very cold.

Did you hear something?

Did you know that fireflies glow to remind us that they taste bitter.

Did you know the statue we're looking for is a giant monkey?

Didn't make a wrong turn

Do you hear me? Okay? I've got plans tonight.

Do you see it, sir?

Do you understand?

Do yourself a favor. You're going to want to put the cucumbers back on.

Don't be shy. Right up there. Come on.

Don't ever swim with penguins. Swim with dolphins.

Don't get mad at him.

Don't worry the other men, but we're hopelessly lost.

Down. No, no, no!

Easy. Easy.

Edu, do you see this?

Edu, Edu, Edu.

EDU: Did you find it, sir?

EDU: Mr. Ted, time to go.

Eighth wonder of the world. Right. What a nightmare.

Even the glow in the dark star stickers?

Even the glow in the dark star stickers.

Every nutcase in the city is on the road today.

Everyone needs a partner, right?

Everything we needed and right at this time

Exactly. That's why I'm thinking

Excellent idea, Ted.

Excuse me, mister. You have to help George.

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. I'm sorry. I'm trying to fly.

Excuse me. Rumor has it the idol has magical powers. Is that true?

Father, I'm your son, remember?

Fire in the hole!

Fire.

Floating?

Focus. Bigger. Got you.

Foot caught.

For the next four to six hours,

Forever.

Freezing! It's going to be okay.

George is gone, and I'm afraid it's your fault he's gone.

George, are you here?

George, do you mind? I'm expressing some feelings here.

George, don't...

George, give me a hug, you little fur ball!

George, is that true?

George, it's the map!

George, look out!

George, now, hand me that pink balloon, and hang on!

George, please just leave me alone.

George, take that license plate number down, quickly.

George, wait!

George, what are you thinking? Tighten your seat belt.

George, what did you do?

George!

George!

George!

George!

George! Whoa!

George?

George?

George?

George.

George. He loved peek a boo.

George. I like that name. It suits you.

Get away.

Get it?

Get out!

Get that little jungle thing out of here before he destroys something else.

Get the cage ready.

GIRL: This is terrible.

GIRL: Wow, it's beautiful.

Glorious day, Ted has problems.

Go on. Take it. Yummy. Creamy.

Gonna paint a picture all about

Good grab. Nice.

Good monkey.

Good talk. Take care.

Good to know.

Good work, George.

Gosh.

Got you.

Guy, guys, guys, let's focus here. We're here about the idol.

Guys. Guys, could you just take him?

Hang on, little fellow. I'm coming.

He did hear me.

He gave me the idea as we were floating over the city.

He has an emergency!

He is your monkey! Now what do you say?

He loved the primary colors.

He'll have quite an appetite and a headache when he wakes up.

He's a killer. Listen to this.

He's floating away.

He's got teeth like Ginsu knives and crazy eyes.

He's grooming me. Everyone's doing it.

He's right, Ted. We've just been fooling ourselves.

Hello, how about the birth of your only son? That would be me.

Hello, who are you, the six foot banana?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello. Anybody in there?

Here I am. Please, valet at your service.

Here I go!

Here is something you can learn

Here it is, "Animal Control."

Here we go.

Here, George. Have a red one.

Here, George. Let's show them.

Here, give me that!

Here, hold this.

Here.

Here's my problem.

Here's the giant idol, everybody!

Hey, a dollar.

Hey, actually, this isn't too bad.

Hey, don't look so sad.

Hey, down there! Hi!

Hey, hey, not so rough.

Hey, how about something around that size?

Hey, it's a monkey with a hat!

Hey, me goofy? Forget about it.

Hey, monkey! Don't be afraid.

Hey, monkey.

Hey, monkey. Monkey want a sip?

Hey, shake all you want, monkey. There's no bananas in there.

Hey, Ted, they can't wait for you to tell them

Hey, there are lines painted on the street for a reason!

Hey, there, Ivan.

Hey, this was fun, my little friend, but, sorry, I've got to go.

Hey, you did it. Another great Ted moment.

Hey!

Hey! Come back here.

Hey! Here it is!

Hey! Hey, where are you going?

Hey! No, no, no, no! That's fresh paint!

Hey! That's mine! Mom!

Hi, Mr. Bloomsberry. I just walked in the door.

Hi.

Hi. Voice of reason. Like to introduce myself. Hello.

Him? You've got to be kidding me. Ted is not an explorer.

Hold on, George! Oh, boy!

Hold on, there, Son. Ted, what is this contraption?

Hold the phone.

Hot. Fire's hot.

How big is it?

How do you sleep at night?

How do you steer these things?

How is that possible?

How'd you get out?

Huh? Oh, I predicted this.

I am really, really old.

I belong somewhere without a monkey.

I call it boom corn.

I can feel a change in everything

I can make it into a snow globe, a rain globe, or...

I can see that.

I can't believe George is gone, and it's all my fault.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

I can't believe it.

I can't make it bigger, but I know who can.

I can't stop breaking all the rules

I can't wait to see it. I'm taking the whole family.

I can't wait.

I do love the museum, Ted.

I do.

I don't even ride the bus. Maybe they didn't hear me.

I don't know how I let them take you away. I mean, I do.

I don't understand, Junior.

I don't understand. We saw the picture. The statue is huge.

I don't want this feeling to go away

I don't want this feeling to go away

I don't want... I can't have you in my life.

I especially love the Milky Way... Wait!

I forgot all about them. Quick, monkey, this way.

I forgot something.

I found a femur.

I found a rib bone.

I had all the charts ready.

I have a lot of things to catch up on right here.

I have no choice, Ted. Museum attendance is down.

I have the solution.

I have to do this.

I have to go.

I kind of need my hat.

I knew it!

I knew you wouldn't let me down.

I know how much you love the museum.

I know, he's cute. Lovable.

I know.

I know. I know.

I know. I own that parking lot. That's where the real money is.

I know. That bad boy's a monster.

I look like an idiot.

I mean, don't you spray for jungle animals every spring?

I mean, huge monkey statues, they come and go,

I mean, sir.

I mean, you did bring back a monkey, just not one anyone cared about.

I must admit, your monkey shows real talent.

I need some fresh museum related material. People depend on me for those jokes.

I need that. Thank you, young fellow.

I see.

I should go catch up to my lungfish. I mean, class.

I should hope so because that is a lot of yellow for one man.

I should probably make a sandwich for Edu.

I specifically remember such language in my lease.

I suggest never doing that. Ever.

I think he likes me.

I think he may have the answer to your problem.

I think I have an extra one right over...

I think you have a serious pest problem in this building, Ivan.

I think you're here.

I thought I told you to cancel the exhibit.

I told you to match them to the City Opera.

I unroll it ahead of time. Helps when you're in a rush.

I want to be where the water below gives a gift to the sky

I want to turn the whole thing upside down

I want to turn the whole thing upside down

I was all set to go to Africa when something happened.

I was emotional. Teared up pretty much instantly.

I was supposed to hold the statue up to the sun.

I wish today was Thursday.

I wonder if Edu's up yet.

I would just like to say in my defense that...

I'd be rich in time I'd be doing fine

I'll be over here until my vision returns.

I'll explain it all when I get back.

I'll find the things they say just can't be found

I'll find the things they say just can't be found

I'll follow it forever

I'll follow it forever And maybe

I'll get an organ and grind, and you can dance for money.

I'll just go ahead and put that under "Miscellaneous."

I'll remember that.

I'll say it is, Steve O. Finally, a real adventurer to suit up.

I'll see you next week, Miss Dunlop.

I'll send you a photo so you can see for yourself.

I'll share this love I find with everyone

I'll share this love I find with everyone

I'm all out of ideas. What do you got?

I'm as lonely as I wanted to be

I'm beginning to find it begins with a dream

I'm coming for you!

I'm commandeering these balloons.

I'm extra sorry.

I'm going to discover the Lost Shrine of Zagawa!

I'm going to get a treat from the ice cream man

I'm going to sleep good tonight.

I'm here to be professionally outfitted for a jungle expedition.

I'm just going to go home, call Mr. Bloomsberry,

I'm not kidding.

I'm not one to brag, but I call it The Magnificator.

I'm seeing multiple violations of rules of the road!

I'm smelling pet.

I'm so comfortable here. What are we lying on here?

I'm so glad I upgraded.

I'm sorry, everybody. The museum's closed.

I'm sorry, sir, but it is.

I'm sorry, sir. You were saying?

I'm sorry. "The lost..." You lost me at, "the lost."

I'm sure I don't know.

I'm...

I've arranged a press conference just for you.

I've been trying to tell you, this is this.

I've never had the cafeteria food.

If I find pet, you are ewicted.

If I had a minute For every hour that I wasted

If you have one

If you're asking, I didn't hear that either.

Instead of sleeping out in the cold with a monkey

Is about last night when the sun went down

Is everything okay?

Is that popcorn?

Is this goose down? It's so comfy.

Is this how it's supposed to be

Isn't that thing awesome?

It begins with a dream

It says here "Zagawa" means enlightenment.

It was just my way of saying that I'm going after George.

It wasn't me, it was you

It wasn't until an amazing discovery

It... Yeah, it fit nicely.

It'll be torn down and a parking lot put in its place,

It's a defense mechanism.

It's a four day hike into the jungle.

It's a funky beat

It's a jungle gym

It's a long story, but it looks like the museum is going to close.

It's a pictogram.

It's all right. It's okay.

It's always a winner.

It's always more fun

It's for the best, Ted. It's for the best.

It's gorgeous.

It's kind of hard, okay?

It's late. It's been a long day.

It's my father's only museum.

It's not a big deal. I'll be there in 15 minutes.

It's not boring. It's very interesting.

It's okay, Father. It's okay. I'm here. Your son.

It's okay, George.

It's okay. There's no fuel in it.

It's really quite something.

It's supposed to be huge. But that isn't huge, okay?

It's the new khaki. It's true. Bye.

It's the same hat.

It's time, Father. We're not going to get a better offer.

It's too late to cheer me up.

It's very bright. It's starting to sting. Not going to lie to you.

It's... Gone?

It's... It's close. It's... It's very close.

Ivan!

Ivan!

JUNIOR: Excuse me.

JUNIOR: Sounded like "old," but what she said was "big."

JUNIOR: What else we got? Come on, guys. Fire away. Keep them coming.

Just as lonely as we wanted to be

Just keep your head together, and don't look down!

Just long enough to be

Just practicing for when I find pet.

Just sit back and...

Just to be clear, though, the monkey's kicked? Not me?

Ka ching!

Kids, a museum is a place where we observe. We don't play.

Kids, don't try this at home.

Kind of tight, I might add.

Knee forehead combo.

Let's go.

Let's see. Not too round.

Linguistic competence and polychromatic cave paintings.

Look at my walls!

Look at that. Impressive, huh?

Look at the color.

Look at this big great world That we're living in

Look out your front window.

Look out. Here comes the Bloomsberry Express!

Look, George. There's the museum.

Lovely apartment. Could we borrow your window? Got to go.

Luckily, movies have taught me exactly what to do in this situation.

Mad? No.

MAGGIE: Oh, George.

Make the grass grow green beneath my toes

Man, I love those.

Man, that's a dumb name.

Man, what a time saver.

MAN: All right, come on. Take it away.

MAN: Behold the Eighth Wonder of the World!

MAN: Behold the Eighth Wonder of the World!

MAN: Behold the Eighth Wonder of the World!

MAN: Excuse me. What was your first reaction when you saw the idol?

MAN: Got him!

MAN: Hey, yo, over here.

MAN: They are the same colors, Miss Plushbottom.

MAN: What a rip off.

Maybe it's as strange as it seems

Maybe now the water below gives a gift to the sky

Maybe.

Me? No, Father, please. I don't think so. Look, I would have done it.

Milk is sour. Don't drink.

Miss Dunlop, why do we have to come to this boring museum every single week?

Miss Maggie.

MISS PLUSHBOTTOM: No, no, no, no.

MISS PLUSHBOTTOM: Oh, this is so exhilarating.

Miss Plushbottom.

Mister, George is...

Monkey, put that down. No.

Monkey!

Monkey!

Monkey! No!

Monkey! Oh, Mr. Monkey.

Monkey! Watch out!

Monkey? Monkey? Where are you?

More altitude.

More than you know.

Move self.

Mr. Bloomsberry, I have to tell you something.

Mr. Bloomsberry! Mr. Bloomsberry!

Mr. Ted, what's your monkey's name?

Multiple violations!

My hat? My yellow hat?

My truck?

Never.

New game. New game. Hide and seek.

Next Thursday, I'm going to talk to your class about the lungfish,

Next time we'll have to do it at your place, okay, Ivan?

Nice shot, Mr. Ted.

No again.

No need to. I can see it right here.

No one's buying anything from the gift shop.

No pushing. We'll all get a chance.

No reason.

No, George. Don't push that button. I don't know what it does.

No, George. You just stay here, okay?

No, no, no, George, I'm not letting you drive.

No, no, no, I don't want to play peekaboo.

No, no, no, no, quiet.

No, no, no, not the honey roasted goodness.

No, no, those are dinosaur bones. You can't park there.

No, paint? You've got to be kidding me.

No, the idol would be the eagle.

No, these are not the colors I wanted.

No, this is a concrete park bench.

No, this is the idol.

No, watch the claws. Watch the claws.

No!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Look, monkey, don't follow me.

No. No, Ted, I am so proud of you.

No. No. No.

No. No. No.

No. No. No. No.

Nobody told me what to do

Nonsense. We promised the people something awe inspiring,

Nope, not here.

Not for me.

Not if you're behind that wall.

Not now, monkey.

Not quite right.

Not the Apatosaurus formerly known as the brontosaurus.

Nothing.

Now we can do all the monkey things we've always wanted to do.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with a monkey.

Now, Ted, the journal won't take you right to the idol.

Now, where was I? Right, who's going to dance.

Now, where's the door?

Now's not the time for butterflies, Ted. Speak right into the mike.

Of course he went in there.

Of course.

Of saving my father's museum.

Official zoo business. Oh, my! Okay.

Oh, a monkey. Hey, there, little guy.

Oh, before I forget, here's a bill for my services.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. Maybe I could just work on this ship,

Oh, Father. Oh, Father. Hug time.

Oh, George.

Oh, Georgie, you're just so cute.

Oh, he's frothing at the mouth.

Oh, hi. Ivan!

Oh, how embarrassing.

Oh, I like George.

Oh, I singed my cornea. Oh, I'm blind.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh, I've got problems. Oh, do I have problems.

Oh, just a bad dream. Oh, boy.

Oh, look who's back.

Oh, my body.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, no, no. Adventure! You brought adventure to my life.

Oh, no!

Oh, no! I'm too late.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. No, no, no, don't look so satisfied with yourself.

Oh, no. No, no, no. No, thanks. I'm good.

Oh, no. No, no, no. No. No, you don't. No.

Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no. That's trouble.

Oh, sir. Are you crying?

Oh, sweet mother of science!

Oh, Ted, I warned you about that monkey.

Oh, Ted, we're doomed.

Oh, Ted, what are we going to do?

Oh, Ted. Hi.

Oh, that tickles.

Oh, that.

Oh, that's a big drop, Ted. Don't look down.

Oh, that's cold. Oh, it's so much colder than you think.

Oh, that's great. Is it gigantic?

Oh, that's not right at all. "The shrine is 40 feet tall"?

Oh, the knee! There's the forehead!

Oh, there it is. Oh, sweet relief. Thank you, Edu.

Oh, there you are? What's with that?

Oh, this is great. This is a great idea.

Oh, well, each kid has a buddy so they can all keep track of each other.

Oh, wow. Yeah, that tastes bad, definitely bitter.

Oh, yeah, monkey? Seen it.

Oh, yeah, sure, but what kind of meatball would buy these?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I'm not following.

Oh, yeah. This ought to be good.

Oh, you're just missing the chain.

Oh! Oh, no.

Okay, "Look for two mufuti bushes, and you will find X."

Okay, but once around the Earth and then straight home.

Okay, careful. Careful, that's the linch pin to the whole left leg.

Okay, Edu. I got it.

Okay, fine. Hurry.

Okay, here he is, everybody. Right this way.

Okay, I have an idea.

Okay, I just need two seconds of quiet.

Okay, I'm moving.

Okay, let's get down to business. Where's the shrine?

Okay, listen. I'm only watching you

Okay, now that, I haven't seen.

Okay, now... Now, it's burning, and it's continuing...

Okay, stay right there.

Okay, Ted, the trick is to look like you know what you're doing.

Okay, that's kind of fun.

Okay, water, H2O, just a little liquid refreshment, please.

Okay, you know what? His name's Washington.

Okay, your turn.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Oh, listen to this. I've got a good one for you.

Okay. Oh, yeah.

On any robotic animals I create, unless, of course, you have a receipt.

On certain adventures in life,

On three.

One, two, three!

Oops! Okay, let's break for lunch

Oops.

Open up, 17 B. I know you're in there.

Open up! Ivan don't like to wait!

Or am I?

Or do you want to hear what you should hear,

Or I can dance for money. Who knows?

Or longer, depending on how much he weighs.

Over here. Can you tell how old it is?

Pack your things, George. We're off to Africa on the very next ship.

Pay you back. Thank you. You don't mind, do you?

Peek a boo. Peek a boo.

Peekaboo.

Peekaboo.

Peekaboo.

Peekaboo.

Perfect.

Pet is close.

Pet?

Pet? No. No, no pet here. Can't have a pet.

Pet.

Please don't go away

Please don't go away

Please don't go away

Please, just go.

Put that child down! Oh, the horror! I can't watch!

Quick, in here.

Quiet. Monkey. I said, quiet!

Quite special.

Quite the artist.

Really?

Really? A good job.

Regarding when we will actually see the idol?

Relax, little fellow. Back to Africa with you.

Rickety's okay. Just as long as there's no wind.

Run that by me one more time.

Say, have you seen Sparky?

Say, I guess the world didn't need another parking lot after all.

Sha la la la la la la la la la

Sha la la la la la la la la la

Showered, teeth brushed

Silk starched collar, black spotted tie.

Sir, George, don't forget George.

Sir, I'm only passing out flyers, not hugs.

Sir, we just closed, but I can leave a message.

Sir, when we set out

Sir, your book is upside down.

Slips my mind.

Small idol.

So after they took him away, I've been wandering the streets,

So how long have you had a monkey?

So I'll keep people watching

So please, my hat.

So quit trying...

So that's why traffic was so bad.

So there.

So who's ready to learn?

So, Ted, where is the idol now?

Soaky, when you're done, could you...

Sometimes... Sometimes, they don't quite go as planned.

Sorry, I need this kite.

Sorry, Ted.

Sorry.

Sorry. My fault.

Stand back, buddy!

Stand back, everyone, and prepare to be amazed.

Stand back, sir. I know he looks cute,

Sun's hot, and I freckle. Not the good kind either. I blotch.

Take a message. I'm busy.

Take a whiff with me.

Ted will be more than happy to answer all your questions regarding the giant idol.

Ted, are you okay?

Ted, do you want me to tell you what you want to hear,

Ted, I'm not one to judge,

Ted, I've been looking for you.

Ted, if you have an idea, now is the time to speak up. What exhibit?

Ted, start over.

Ted, this is amazing.

Ted, where is the idol?

Ted, where will you and George go for your next adventure?

Ted, you deserved it. I don't know what I would have done.

TED: Are you seeing what I'm seeing? Isn't that cool? Can you believe it?

TED: Come on. This way. Don't be shy.

TED: Edu, I can't find the seat belt. Will that be a problem?

TED: Excuse me. Would you please...

TED: Lunchtime? It's only 9:00 a.m.

TED: Mr. Bloomsberry...

TED: Now, as I was saying, life was a constant struggle for survival.

TED: The exhibit can open as planned.

TED: Would you get out of the way? Man on a mission here.

TED: You know, I'm not sure about that.

Ted! Ted! Over here.

Thank you for calling the Animal Control hotline.

Thank you, I think.

Thank you! Thank you very much!

Thank you.

Thanks, Clove.

Thanks, Frosty.

That is a surge of adrenaline.

That man was able to take time and enjoy life.

That pretty much catches you up.

That this world is a puzzle Find all of the pieces

That this world is a puzzle Find all of the pieces

That? That's a firefly.

That's a clue.

That's close enough.

That's close enough.

That's fresh paint, sir! No, no, no, no! Come on.

That's it! You did it, George! Give me five!

That's it.

That's not a rhino. That's a...

That's right.

That's right. I can run all night.

That's so cool.

That's the one, all right.

That's the opposite of huge. I need the giant monkey.

That's what I was thinking.

That's what it is.

The Arctic? South America? Egypt?

The big guy says move them, we move them.

The Bloomsberry Museum is here to stay.

The city's nitty gritty

The city's nitty gritty

The closest living relative of the tetrapods.

The colors I've been dreaming of

The colors I've been dreaming of

The exhibition stage for the Lost Shrine of Zagawa.

The guy in yellow.

The Lost Shrine of Zagawa!

The man of the hour. Our hero.

The more I've learned inside the city

The nearest parking lot is five blocks away.

The other people watching me

The real way to learn anything is to go out and experience it,

The restrooms are behind the penguin habitat.

The whole reason we're sleeping out here is because of you.

The world doesn't need another parking lot.

The world needs a place where kids' brains can grow.

Then call him George. How's that? Happy now?

There are people lined up all around the block!

There can't be two hats like that.

There it is. It's awesome. It's spectacular.

There never was one. It was all a big mistake.

There you are, 17 B.

There you are.

There. You're all right.

There's also a meatless meatloaf on Monday,

There's lots of fun to be had on these streets

There's no parking here. That's my office!

There's no stopping curiosity

There's no way around it. I have to tell Mr. Bloomsberry the truth.

These are cheesy, ridiculous.

They can grow trying to count all the spaces in the new parking lot.

They may look like it,

They're bioluminescent.

They're just not bringing in the crowds like they used to.

Things aren't always just what they seem

This better work.

This is a tranquilizer gun. I'm just going to put him to sleep.

This is beyond bad.

This is not going to work.

This is odd.

This is really good.

This is very common when you come back from the jungle.

This led to hot dinners.

This was so important to me, but somehow it just doesn't matter anymore.

Those glow in the dark star stickers have nothing on this.

Those were some good times. We had some fun, didn't we?

To play peekaboo.

To put it all together

To share with everyone

To the precious Lost Shrine of Zaga wah wah wah...

Tony, what, are you goofy? We can't sell these things.

Traffic is crazy. I'm going to get off Broadway and try Sixth.

Trolley cars and buses, too

Try to blend in.

Twenty tons of granite

Under the stars.

Until tomorrow, when Animal...

Very cute. Very lovable.

Very strange. Nose does not lie.

Wait a minute. We're already on a ship to Africa.

Wait for me, monkey!

Wait! I guess I could go.

Wait! What does that say?

Wait! You followed me all the way from Africa

Wait.

Wait.

Wait. Isn't there a no pet policy?

Wait. It's a zoo. A zoo is full of monkeys. Who's to say it's mine?

Wait. This looks like ancient Swatabi.

Wait. What if we did something?

Wait. Where's that coming from?

Walk with me, Ted.

Watch out!

Watching me now Finding my way back to you

We are not going anywhere.

We can take a ride just you and me

We have a very dangerous monkey.

We lost. And the curse continues.

We'll be cutting through heavy brush for 12 hours a day.

We'll figure it out. We can take turns.

We'll sing and dance to Mother Nature's songs

We'll sing and dance to Mother Nature's songs

We'll trade. Sandwich for the hat.

We're as lonely as we wanted to be

We're as lonely as we wanted to be

We're not really making any progress here.

We've got nobody to thank but you.

Wear your best suit. Just get down here.

Well done, Mr. Ted.

Well, get down here. All the news reporters are here.

Well, I can try

Well, I'll explain it when I see you.

Well, it's not, George. At least, not for me.

Well, look at that. A monkey who likes to play peek a boo.

Well, now that that's done, you can finally finish what you've started,

Well, seriously, Ted, can't say you didn't try.

Well, sir, the credit really should go to George.

Well, that was fun.

Well, that was fun. Bye bye.

Well, that's impossible. I... I can't believe he...

Well, then, George, meet Sparky. Sparky, George.

Well, there is a size issue, sir.

Well, they forgot This world keeps spinning

Well, this one's not round enough.

Well, we gave it a shot, didn't we?

Well, what do you think?

Well, you are hugging a man dressed in a monkey costume.

Well...

What about a movie deal?

What about the idol? Ask him about the idol.

What about the Lost Shrine of Zagawa?

What am I going to do with you?

What am I going to do?

What am I going to do? What can I do?

What am I going to tell Mr. Bloomsberry?

What am I supposed to do with this monkey?

What am I supposed to do?

What do you mean George made it?

What do you mean?

What happened to you?

What have they done?

What have you done, Ted? What have you done?

What if we got an amazing new exhibit?

What is that?

What is that?

What made Ogg and Grogg's life so much better?

What matters is you and me, buddy, our buddyship.

What nobody never told me not to do

What?

What?

What?

What? No. Clovis, calm down. This is George. He's a real monkey.

What? This can't be it.

What? What...

What's a monkey doing here?

What's that?

What's that?

What's the difference between Neanderthal man and Cro Magnon man?

What's the use?

Where are you?

Where are you?

Where the pet? Where the... Can't find pet nowhere.

Which I'll tell you, and not just what you think you want to hear?

Which is quite special.

Who knew it was actual size?

Who's to say I can't do everything

Who's to say what's impossible and can't be found

Why does my father like you best? It's not fair. I've got the ponytail.

With high hourly rates and no daily maximums.

With my maps and my journals, a six year old could find the shrine.

Without you I was broken

WOMAN: Good job, sweetheart.

WOMAN: Hello, Animal Control. How can I help you?

WOMAN: Thank you.

WOMAN: Way to go, Mr. Ted!

WOMAN: We've been waiting for hours.

Would that work for you?

Would you stop that? I have to concentrate.

Wow, George. You are so fast!

Wow, I didn't see that coming.

Wow, Junior is right. There is a parking problem in this city.

Wow, now, that's crazy. Freak cloudburst down the street.

Wow, that looks just like... Ivan!

Wow, that must be a huge box of cereal, or...

Wow.

Wow.

Yeah, and the trees all dance

Yeah, I could be in my nice, warm bed right now,

Yeah, I know. Everyone likes the cafeteria food. Gosh, it's good.

Yeah, I'm looking at it right now.

Yeah, it spins. Fun, huh?

Yeah, sure, I've seen everything in this town.

Yeah, that's it, Ted. Just make it bigger. No problem.

Yeah, that's right. This matches the description.

Yeah, well, he's also in that rocket.

Yeah, well, I hope you get seats up front.

Yeah, what, are you goofy? Yellow's the new khaki.

Yeah, you, too. Remember, the sale ends Thursday.

Yeah. Quitting time.

Yeah. See? I told you.

Yellow? Six dozen yellow suits?

Yep, they're still in there. Bright, huh?

Yep, you know, there's no way I'm going to eat that bug.

Yes, but I had you.

Yes, could you send someone over to the Bloomsberry Museum right away?

Yes, Father, you'll be fine.

Yes, I suppose this might work.

Yes, it is.

Yes, of course. What was I thinking?

Yes, perfect!

Yes, then I began another adventure, raising Junior.

Yes, this will definitely work.

Yes, what exhibit?

Yes! This is great. What a great day for parking lots.

Yes. I found him in the jungle. Actually, he found me.

Yes. Where was I?

You are kicked from building.

You are no more 17 B!

You are red handed with pet!

You can run, but you can't hide. I'll catch up. I am unstoppable.

You can still share just by taking turns

You don't give a monkey a latte.

You go, girl.

You got it, Sunshine.

You guys are a little dressed up for a cargo ship to Africa, don't you think?

You hired a monkey to paint your apartment.

You know what? I'll tell you about it some other time.

You know what? Keep the hat.

You know what? Sir, I'll just get out right here. Right, this will work.

You know, Father, I'm afraid this has the stink of Ted all over it.

You know, I look forward to all your Thursday lectures.

You know, I'll give you $10 extra if you'll stop calling me Yellow.

You know, Ted, you need to worry about finding an amazing new job.

You know, Timmy, I have an original George in my penthouse.

You know, you don't need to go around the world for a great adventure.

You left your squeaky toy in the back of the truck?

You see, it's the difference between the two...

You see, it's... I thought you were color blind.

You single handedly saved the museum.

You think he saw us?

You think life's just nonstop fun and games, don't you?

You, down.

You'll put this museum on the map.

You're better off without me.

You're good? You checked that that's working, right?

You're like the son I never had.

You're locking me out?

You're missing the punch line.

You're right. It is my fault.

You're safe now, George. I've got you.

You're the hero of the moment.

You've got to save George.

You've stepped into the right place. Isn't that right, Nigel?

Your real son. Junior, not Ted.

191, 192, 193, 194.

196, 197, one ninety monkey.

199, 200.

...awful... Awful?

...devastatingly crushing truth. Devastatingly crushing?

(KNOCKING AT DOOR) CLOVIS: Ted? Hello?

(PHONE RINGING) Yeah.

A little help here. Hey, watch it!

A rocket sled? A mountain of chocolate.

A video game? No.

and explain everything, right? Sure. Whatever. $12.50, pal.

And how big is the idol? Are you going to write a book?

And rare, of course... Yes. Yes.

And you! Moi?

BOY 1: Way to go. BOY 2: Oh, good one.

BOY 3: The monkey is chasing me! That's mine.

But I'd rather be broke down Come, monkey. Come on.

CABBY 1: Where you going, Yellow? Bloomsberry Museum, please.

Can I borrow these? You're going to need a lot of balloons.

Careful. Watch his teeth. Please.

Clovis, I really need your help. You do?

Come on. The other people watching we

Come on. This is taking too long.

Daddy, I'm scared. Interesting.

Daddy's here. Hold me.

E what ed? Evicted!

Edu, it's okay to use the brake. Oh, relax.

Edu. Mr. Ted.

Eventually became the microwave. BOY: Three, two, one.

George who? George needs you.

GIRL: Look at all the smoke. CLOVIS: No hard feelings, huh?

He has to have a name. No, he doesn't.

He raises a good point. Nonsense.

He's not serious, is he? Well...

He's what? He's what? There, look at him.

Hello? Mr. Bloomsberry? Ted here.

Hello? Ted, it's me. Have you found it yet?

Hello? Ted!

Hercules. Bananas.

Here, George. Take my balloon. Let's go play.

Here. Here's a balloon. Oh, you like blue, too?

Hey, he's getting away. All right, all right, I got him. I got him.

Hey, is that a real spear? BOY: Can we play with it?

Hey, where you going? The monkey knows that guy?

Hi. BOY: Hey, it's George.

How about Jojo? Fred.

How about that? Nope.

Hurry! Okay.

I don't like it. We optically enlarge the statue.

I don't. I mean, I do. Oh, he's so cute.

I guess we should just take a picture. Quick, get a picture.

I just meant, when it's not, I wish it was. It's not a big deal.

I just spoke to Ted. He's on his way. Run, monkey. Run.

I know, sir. I live here. Oh, right.

I mean, I know that it's Thursday. Don't worry.

I parked all the cars, Father. Good job, Son.

I'll need a team of 10 men. Oh, at least 10.

I'm sorry. No, don't!

Idol. Idol. Right. Yes.

Is that a real tornado? Fun, huh?

It won't? No, you have to use your instincts.

It's about... Yes, what?

It's feeling like my life is finally mine Man, what a ride.

It's okay. It's okay. Tighter. Yes.

It's over. Agreed.

It's pretty great. I look forward to hearing it.

It's so cute. Oh, he's so cute.

Let's give him a name. All right! Good idea.

Look at this. Beautiful.

Look. No, no, that wasn't a real question. Peanut butter?

Lunchtime! Yeah, lunch.

Lungfish! Excuse me?

MAN 1: Hey, look at that! MAN 2: It's some super hero.

MAN 1: Wow. What is it? MAN 2: That's interesting.

MAN: Bye. CLOVIS: See you, Ted.

MAN: Watch out! Hey, what, you couldn't see me? Right.

Mate. Really? Well, okay.

Mister, your monkey's floating away. Look. Seriously, there he is.

Monkey, no! JUNIOR: Can we please get back to questions

Mr. Bloomsberry? Watch this.

Mumble. No.

My hat? Sure, wear your hat.

My window? Yes, yes, take a looksy.

Never mind. So cute.

No, I said, "The eagle has landed." Eagle?

No, no, no! Monkey! No, no, no! You can't leave. Ted!

No, no. No, sir, don't hang up. No. Ted, I can't talk.

Oh, a rhino. Sir?

Oh, have you seen the surprise? Surprise, sir?

Oh, no, that's not a good idea. It's not? Why?

Oh, no! What's going on? When is this museum gonna start?

Oh, no. I see a rocket with empty fuel tanks,

Oh, that's great, Ivan. No hard feelings.

Oh. Oh, good catch. Carry on. Thank you, sir.

Okay, bye bye. Hold on!

Okay. You're really going to like it.

Please don't... Elvis.

Please tell me you paid for those. He thinks he's a banana.

Please, no! Ted, before you leave, please...

Really? Really.

Really? Really.

Remarkable. I've never seen anything like it.

REPORTER: How much longer is this going to take? Let's all be patient, please.

Right over there. Thanks, Mr. Bloomsberry.

Run! Run! BOY 2: A monkey! A monkey!

Should I be concerned? No.

Skippy. What about Juan Carlos?

So do you like the color yellow? Yellow?

Solution? I'm sorry. Did he say, "solution"?

Spit it out. Don't be shy, Ted. Come on.

Stand aside, men. Mr. Ted.

Star stickers? No.

TED: Edu. Yes, sir?

TED: It's the... Yes?

Ted? How dare... Hang up, Father.

Ted? Mr. Bloomsberry.

Ted. Right. Bye.

The famous and... Yes.

The horrible... Horrible?

The incredible... Come on.

The Internet? No.

The what? JUNIOR: Did he say, "beagle"?

There, sir. Mufutis. Good eye, Edu.

There, there, my boy. Hug your son.

They're getting small monkeys and... Hi.

This way, men! Follow me. Right away.

Wait, just a minute. Are you returning him? What?

Was it difficult to find? WOMAN: Is it made of solid gold?

We've been waiting. Sorry.

Well, hold on, Junior. But I was just trying... Oh, great.

Well, I'm glad you asked. Junior?

Well, that all depends. Yeah, good one. Now, ask him where it is.

What is it? I see.

What? Nothing.

which is bringing home... Yeah! The Lost Shrine of Zagawa.

Who, me? Yes, you!

With you by my side Here, monkey.

Without you I was broken Monkey. Monkey. Over here.

Yeah, sure. Why? Why?

Yeah, this is boring. MAGGIE: Children, be polite.

Yeah, what's his name? He doesn't have a name.

Yes, but where is he? Oh, boy.

Yes, it's... Exciting! We are so close.

Yes, sir. I live here. Right again.

Yes! Yes! Next stop archeological fame and fortune!

Yes. Hey, you can't just barge in here.

You've got to be kidding. Look at that get up.

Your monkey's going to fall quick! Hurry! Hurry, Ted. Hurry.

"Go from blindness to sight."

"The Lost Shrine of Zagawa"? "Gigantic"?

"The new khaki."

"Turn your eye to the light.

"Turn your eye to the light. Go from blindness to sight."

"Turn your eye to the light."

(BARKING)

(BARKING)

(BELL TINKLING)

(BOTTLES TINKLING)

(BROKEN BY JACK JOHNSON PLAYING)

(CAR ENGINE STARTING)

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

(CHATTERING HAPPILY)

(CHATTERING HAPPILY)

(CHATTERING HAPPILY)

(CHATTERING LOUDLY)

(CHATTERING)

(CHILDREN CHATTERING)

(CHILDREN CHATTERING)

(CHILDREN SCREAMING)

(CHUCKLING) Speechless. I knew you'd love it.

(CLAMORING)

(CRASHING)

(DIAL TONE BUZZING)

(DIAL TONE BUZZING)

(DOGS YELPING)

(EDU EXCLAIMING)

(ELEVATOR DINGING)

(EXCLAIMING)

(EXCLAIMING)

(EXCLAIMING)

(FIREFLIES BUZZING)

(GASPING)

(GEORGE CHATTERING)

(GEORGE CHATTERING)

(GEORGE CRYING)

(GEORGE GIGGLING)

(GEORGE WHOOPING)

(GIGGLING)

(GROANING)

(GROWLING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(HORN BLARING)

(HORN BLARING)

(HORNS BLARING)

(IMITATING A MONKEY)

(IN AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) Good day, mate.

(JUNGLE GYM BY JACK JOHNSON PLAYING)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

(LIONS GROWLING)

(MAN GASPING)

(MEN CHATTERING)

(MISS PLUSHBOTTOM SINGING)

(MR. BLOOMSBERRY LAUGHING)

(MUFFLED) George.

(OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(PANTING)

(PEOPLE WATCHING BY JACK JOHNSON PLAYING)

(PEOPLE WATCHING BY JACK JOHNSON PLAYING)

(PHONE RINGING)

(RATTLING)

(RUMBLING)

(SARCASTICALLY) Hurray. We're saved.

(SHIP HORN BLOWING)

(SHIP HORN BLOWING)

(SHIP HORN BLOWING)

(SHIP HORN BLOWING)

(SHOUTING)

(SIGHING)

(SINGING A NOTE)

(SINGING) And I'll wait here a while

(SINGING) I want to be where the talk of the town

(SINGING) It's always more fun to share with everyone

(SINGING) The city is my jungle gym

(SINGING) This is how it's supposed to be

(SINGING) We're all people watching

(SINGING) Well, I'm just people watching

(SINGING) Who's to say What's impossible

(SINGING) You are fired

(SNIFFING)

(SNORING)

(SOBBING)

(SPARKY BARKING)

(TED EXCLAIMING)

(TED GROANING)

(TED GROANING)

(TED YAWNING)

(THE SHARING SONG BY JACK JOHNSON PLAYING)

(THUDDING)

(THUNDER CLAPPING)

(TOILET FLUSHING)

(TRUCK HORN BLARING)

(UPSIDE DOWN BY JACK JOHNSON PLAYING)

(UPSIDE DOWN BY JACK JOHNSON PLAYING)

(WHISPERING) Let go. Not helping.

(WHISPERING) Monkey. Monkey, no. Down. Down.

(WHISPERING) Monkey. Monkey. Over here. Come, monkey. Come on.

(WHISPERING) Showtime.

(WHISPERING) Way to go, Maggie. Way to go.

(WOMAN SCREAMING)

(WRONG TURN BY JACK JOHNSON PLAYING)