💬 The Dukes of Hazzard (1979)

A 1975 bIue PIymouth Fury with Hazzard County

A contest for a non poIIuting fueI substitute.

A crasher?

A dog ate them.

A haIf hour before, driving said stoIen Iimousine.

A Iady. If I may say so, the price is right.

A Ietter wouId be too impersonaI.

A Iot better than mine.

A man's truck is his castIe.

A month sooner, fishing would've been out of season...

A person shouIdn't take no chances.

A pretty chick is gonna need more than just brains to survive.

A real sweetheart with a leaded body, a hard engine, and racing shocks.

A revenue agent ought to be abIe to teII moonshine from water.

A simpIe IittIe run, you said. Prime stuff.

A teIephone caII from the President.

A temporary cash fIow probIem here.

A used car with its own driver, three passengers...

A work of art.

A: Boss. B: Rosco. C: The Armored Car Company

Abe wiII be caIIing. What shouId I teII him?

Abe wouId bury me, showing up in a stoIen car.

About 30 minutes.

About the way things turned out. WiII you be quiet?

About this high?

Ace and CoItrane, huh?

Ace Parker was Hazzard County's number two used car dealer.

Ace, this is gonna ruin my birthday.

Ace, you got a probIem waIking upright.

Ace, you jackass.

Ace, your cIienteIe is getting downright shabby.

Aces fuII house.

ActuaIIy, y'aII fit right in.

Add a stranger or two who look like they're up to no good...

Afraid I'm gonna beat you?

Afraid it's too Iate for that.

Afraid so, sir.

After all, Molly did promise to have Jesse back by 4.:00.

After almost 20 years in office...

After being overcharged every step along the way.

After it Ieaves town, and before it reaches AtIanta.

After she Ieft with that turnip brain...

After three wins, instead of four.

After what we've just been through?

Afternoon, Daisy.

Agent Roach was promoted to the AtIanta office.

Agents BerkIy and RagsdaIe finaIIy retired, but they stiII send us Christmas cards.

AII I can say is, if a driver Iike Turk FoIey...

AII I know is, you're making moonshine, and I got orders to naiI you.

AII I wanna see are resuIts.

AII I want is that oId hag's moonshine.

AII my Iife, I've been happy running my IittIe hardware store...

AII my reguIar drivers went to the church fish fry.

AII right aIready with the StanIey bit. My name is Irving.

AII right, Bo Duke. Just freeze!

AII right, boy, take her apart.

AII right, boy, turn it over. Let her rip.

AII right, boy, you heard the man. Get to it.

AII right, boys.

AII right, come on, then.

AII right, come on, you guys. Now put me down.

AII right, Cooter, Iet's have it.

AII right, Enos, Iet's try it one more time, okay?

AII right, Enos.

AII right, everybody out of there.

AII right, everybody, just settIe down.

AII right, everybody!

AII right, freeze!

AII right, give me the keys.

AII right, hang on.

AII right, here we go.

AII right, hit it.

AII right, hoId it. You're under arrest.

AII right, hurry up.

AII right, I'II pop him.

AII right, I'II show you one card trick.

AII right, I'II take it!

AII right, Iet me get this straight.

AII right, Iet's get in there.

AII right, Iet's go.

AII right, if you ain't got the time or incIination....

AII right, Luke.

AII right, Luke. I'II Iisten to you.

AII right, men, move them out.

AII right, MoIIy.

AII right, move out.

AII right, Mr. Hogg, Iet's get to it

AII right, now both of you just sit stiII.

AII right, now, get ready.

AII right, open it up.

AII right, Sheriff. But I was trying to taper off.

AII right, shoot. You'II never see the money.

AII right, we'II both go first.

AII right, where is it?

AII right, where is she? You Iet her go?

AII right, where is the money, Duke?

AII right, you stay your distance now, whiIe I get this down on paper.

AII right, you two, get out there and start that car.

AII right, you two, pIease drive more carefuIIy.

AII right!

AII right.

AII right. Come on, get going.

AII right. Get against the car.

AII right. Get out of the car.

AII right. I'II have Rosco caII Doc...

AII right. It's hard to change the habits of a Iifetime.

AII right. Let me have your Iicense and your registration.

AII right. WiII you hush?

AII six rooms?

AII the whiIe they're buiIding my muscIes...

AII this is nothing but my own doing.

AII three of us.

AII units. What units?

AII we do is steaI back the $1,200 they stoIe from Mr. StovaII.

Ain't gonna have to worry about them Arabs anymore, nor their oiI.

Ain't gonna no more. Not since you made me pay for my own gas.

Ain't it amazing how coincidental fate works...

Ain't no way in the worId he's going to catch this car.

Ain't nobody right.

Ain't nothing as pleasing to the ear as Hazzard County on a summer morning.

Ain't nothing going to stop me now.

Ain't nothing more humiliating...

Ain't nothing up there but oId beer cans and rattIesnakes.

Ain't that him?

Ain't that the girI from the bar?

Ain't that the truth. He's a Miss UgIy.

Ain't there any way I can taIk you out of driving that Hazzard Derby?

Ain't we off to a good start?

Ain't we, Rosco?

Ain't you?

AIoha, senors.

AIong with Edison, FuIton, Morse...

AIong with Iots of coId showers, of course.

AIong with my pension, which the peopIe in Hazzard County vetoed.

AIso, he had romantic notions, which I did not.

All Daisy's got to do is climb down...

All of it.

Alongside everybody else's daddy.

Although she does believe in equal rights...

Am I sure?

Amateurs. You Iet them foIIow you right in here.

Amen.

Amy, I'II see you Iater, darIing.

Amy, wait!

An outmoded bank, an inept poIice department...

And 10 chicken egg incubators not worth a damn.

And 37 cents.

And a Confederate fIag on the roof?

And a lot of spice...

And Ace there, and, of course, the Boss...

And actuaIIy passed.

And after aII the troubIe I went to to get you stranded here aIone.

And Agent Joe Higgins named his oIdest boy after UncIe Jesse.

And aII around generaI fIux of the nose.

And ain't nobody to practice on except the bear.

And aIso ask if you've seen any suspicious characters running round here.

And Amy thinks he's Cooter.

And as president of this here bank...

And assauIted by a 9 foot giant and friends.

And B: There's something to be said for preserving the famiIy heritage.

And being on the run?

And blessed with the most talented hot wiring fingers in Hazzard County...

And Bo and Luke are leading candidates to be somebody.

And Boss and Rosco on the other, we're about surrounded.

And Boss gets aII the credit.

And bottIe it, and then fetch it down here, and then we're going to grab it.

And bring you breakfast in bed.

And bump you $200.

And business has been so bad.

And can't do it. Seems Iike they just went...and disappeared.

And coIIege education.

And Cooter's last.

And Cousin Daisy.

And Creavy.

And cut that CB shuck and jive.

And Daisy was gonna play cat and mouse with Enos.

And doing pretty good.

And don't ask me what kind of fueIs do fossiIs run on.

And don't get yourseIves caught in the process...

And doubIe crossing his own partner.

And drink it upside down.

And drive it to the swamp Ianding.

And drive that truck for you tomorrow without some money.

And Enos wouIdn't Iie if his Iife depended on it.

And escape in that cIown car.

And especiaIIy WiIIiam McKinIey.

And even l'm gonna miss sometimes.

And every road bIocked.

And every year, it aIways hurts. Crime against nature.

And everybody working for her.

And everyone eIse who's been Iooking for that object...

And for them that don't know it...

And get himseIf into a whoIe Iot of troubIe. Come on.

And get out of the bet?

And get rid of them hiccups.

And get them Dukes downstairs!

And give it a go?

And got themselves off the hook by destroying the Rolls...

And hang you on the waII Iike a side of beef.

And have all the charges against them dropped.

And have me a reaI nice junkyard.

And have the FBI men and State Troopers at my office at 3:30...

And he figured Enos was too innocent looking...

And he taught me everything he knew whiIe I was stiII just a tad.

And he wiII, too. The troubIe is, I don't mind him heIping his country.

And he's got Sheriff Rosco setting up roadbIocks to catch y'aII.

And he's practicing for the Liars' OIympics.

And heIp you out untiI you get back on your feet again.

And her a good Baptist.

And her intentions were good.

And his checkerboard.

And his daddy ran moonshine right aIongside your daddy and mine.

And how Bo and Luke Duke helped an old friend out of a tight fix.

And how Jesse gave the boys a lesson in finding their roots.

And how Mama Hogg went to stay with the Dukes for a spell...

And how to use it.

And how, after all these years...

And how, after nearly 40 years...

And I can take some of Jesse's high octane moonshine to that contest.

And I don't intend to Iose my prime investment.

And I get aII the fIak.

And I get into troubIe.

And I get this anonymous phone caII about a fIying saucer.

And I gotta do it fast, before I change my mind.

And I hate faiIing.

And I sure don't want her starting up again.

And I teII you, rain, shine, haiI or storm...

And I thought I was going squirreIIy.

And I thought we'd have a IittIe taIk about Iiquor money and taxes.

And I want it done before tonight.

And I was having some coffee.

And I'II do aII the arresting in....

And I'II get my 50% .

And I'II Iet you have that wreck for $200.

And I'II teII you when to make the move. I'm gone.

And I'm going to teII you. Here's my card.

And I'm gonna bake up some pecan cookies just for you, Bo.

And I'm gonna find that stiII.

And I'm gonna ruin haIf of the rest of your Iife...

And I'm gonna seII your car at pubIic auction.

And Iet's keep it that way.

And if anything happens to them, that wouId be terribIe.

And if he didn't burn it off worrying, old Boss would weigh a ton.

And if that's no interest to you...

And if the doc hadn't Iooked at him, I'd swear he's faking being unconscious.

And if you ain't at the pIace in 10 minutes...

And if you are not out of my county within 30 minutes...

And if you do, l want you to clap the cuffs on Bo and Luke Duke.

And if you don't get up and start heIping...

And if you don't step on it, he'II give us a ticket for iIIegaI parking.

And if you Iike country ham, red beans, and rice, you can come for supper.

And in the end, they was laid to rest in one of Boss' caskets...

And indecent exposure.

And Iook at aII of them crawdads.

And Iooks Iike they're fixing to Ieave.

And it couId be very dangerous for her to hoId on to it.

And it ended pretty happy.

And it wasn't anybody's fauIt, it just rammed it right in there.

And it wasn't moonshine that we was running for MoIIy.

And it's a great day for our country.

And it's about time.

And it's mine.

And it's never been Iike this with anyone before.

And Jesse Ioses the farm either way.

And jiving.

And l don't think Bo and Luke are too knocked out about it, either.

And l think she's got a long way to go.

And l'll be right behind you in your hip pocket.

And l've been following this real close.

And LuIu wiII have a fit if she winds up a waIIfIower again.

And Luke Duke was driving.

And made her promise that she wouldn't say a word of this to Uncle Jesse.

And make sure that Enos wins.

And make them shuffIe ten paces behind.

And may the best man win.

And maybe my Aunt TiIIy's had a sex change, and is now my UncIe.

And Molly wasn't mad, even though she didn't get her gun money.

And Mr. McQuade didn't Iift a finger, or a Iawyer, to heIp.

And my answer is stiII....

And necking with a pretty girl...

And nobody knew that there was a bloodhound named Rosco inside.

And nothing improved his sense of smelling more than a nice mint julep.

And now I'm going to naiI you to the barn.

And old Boss can hardly wait.

And old Rosco would've had to throw them back.

And old Turk was coming up behind with blood in his eye.

And on the miII's payday.

And once, we run out of gas.

And parents is the mamas and daddies of aII those girIs...

And probabIy some other reaI mean moonshiners.

And right after he gets that Iook in his eye, he goes:

And see if he can take another Iook at CoIt.

And see if you can spot that President's Iimo.

And she toId me she was gonna whip the hide off me...

And she won't never Iet us forget it.

And she'd find it when she got to FIorida?

And she's got the Duke boys invoIved in it, too.

And since the Boars Nest was the cultural center of the county...

And since they were in his possession when they were burned...

And so was the second, on the dirt track circuit.

And start counting.

And stick it in the Iimo.

And teII them to meet us at the town square at 3:00...

And thank me himseIf, in person.

And that boy had a tough audience.

And that couId have been moonshine that bIew up in the trunk.

And that does not incIude the whipIash I'm gonna sue for.

And that fancy mouthpiece he hired won him a change of venue.

And that means shooting.

And that onIy means one thing.

And that presidentiaI Iimousine.

And that robber was you, Bo Duke.

And that rouIette wheeI wiII drop Jesse a bundIe.

And that was mostIy pigs.

And that was the legend of how Swamp Molly tried to get the Duke clan...

And that wiII depend on what Ace over there wants to change his story.

And that's a fooI. And this famiIy has two of them.

And that's enough to put you away for your naturaI Iife.

And that's just the first twist of the few knots in this tale.

And that's okay.

And that's the fun of it.

And that's the legend of how Mary Kaye's baby...

And that's the legend of the big Hazzard heist.

And the best way to get that in here is try the food.

And the Boss wiII think you're running a dishonest race and doing your job.

And the crickets chirping in the meadows and the whippoorwills singing songs.

And the hue and cry dies down, we un bury it.

And the ice cream truck is under....

And the incubators cooked every fresh Iaid egg hardboiIed.

And the law's getting closer every second.

And the loss of their Uncle Jesse...

And the name of Hogg wiII go into the books...

And the rest is for medicaI expenses, estimated dentaI costs...

And the trouble with some trouble is at first it don't look like trouble.

And the whoIe time, they got a IittIe Vegas running.

And the worst part is, I've got to do the arresting.

And them boys ain't nothing to fool with.

And then I got aII these crazy IittIe tiny sounds in my head.

And then I'II just get them. I'II just....

And then I'm going to revoke your driver's Iicense.

And then make MoIIy's run in broad dayIight.

And then sometimes we ought to run. But we don't and we won't.

And then there's about 40 miIes of rough road to get to the hospitaI.

And then this truck...

And then we hit Hazzard.

And then we met you.

And then, after everything's signed, seaIed and deIivered...

And then, I'm gonna get them Duke boys, and I'm gonna

And then, man, it Iooks reaI good.

And then, right over here...

And then, Rosco, right here...

And then, whenever somebody grabs that goId ring, they get a free ride.

And there ain't a bite of meat on the premises.

And they ain't doing bad for old city boys.

And they all made a new friend, especially Bo.

And they hooked this 180 degreer....

And they send you $1 miIIion back in new biIIs. It happens every year.

And they were aII at night.

And they weren't from the Ethics Committee.

And they're headed out of town.

And this fine man has just saved his country's economic future.

And this grinning femaIe here sabotaged me.

And this here CB wiII put out enough juice...

And this here's my traveIing companion, Betty Lou.

And this is gonna be the Iast sound they're gonna hear.

And this is one of them.

And this might be the moral of our story...

And this stuff wouId make you proud, Jess.

And this whoIe dang thing's nothing but a frame up.

And those shoes are reaI pretty.

And throw Luke and Bo in jaiI.

And to get this medicine show back on the road.

And to Iet you know there ain't no hard feeIings.

And to think I aImost feII for that....

And to think, this all got started...

And too big to hide...

And use a Iot of sandpaper....

And using it for an assault car.

And watch him being moved without trying to heIp him escape.

And we could all use some coffee.

And we got no chance to soIve that poIIution probIem.

And we onIy got six pIates, and two of them are chipped.

And we'II catch them between a rock and a hard pIace.

And we'II have ourseIves a man to man conversation.

And we'II have us another passenger before we get there.

And we're aII near getting ourseIves kiIIed so he can keep that money.

And we're giving you a whoIe truck to fooI with.

And we're just going to have a big Roman candIe.

And we're not doing that tiII tomorrow, when CoIt gets here.

And what happens if somebody takes the notion...

And what kind of fueI do fossiIs run on?

And what's this probIem, Ace?

And when the President writes me his thanks...

And when you do, you arrest her...

And where you'II get my money, my $30,000.

And whiIe you two are at it...

And who is off with them bank robbers right now?

And who would borrow the only car in the county...

And with GeneraI Lee impounded at $15 a day...

And without proof, Rosco and Hogg wouIdn't dare go against you.

And you ain't caIIing Doc...

And you ain't going no pIace tiII I check with AtIanta by phone.

And you caIIed the FBI.

And you did it right across the street from the Sheriff's office.

And you got one mean IittIe rooster in a white suit.

And you got....

And you Iet them sIip off the hook?

And you know it.

And you make sure he Ieaves that car somewhere where it'II be found.

And you poured some of your prime high moonshine into my tank?

And you remember, that reward money and them Duke boys are mine.

And you say aII that money is down here, in my county?

And you teII them that unIess they do what you want them to do...

And you teII them you were drunk, or having fits.

And you think women aren't Iike that?

And you two are under arrest for swinging first.

And you'd get aII greasy. With me it don't matter no more.

And you'II be in jaiI.

And you're gonna get it.

And you're gonna hate me for the rest of my born days.

And your mouth runneth over. Look, put your foot on the pedal.

And, anyway, Andy's famiIy is happy it's over.

And, in Atlanta, it's Quirt McQuade, and most everybody knows it.

And?

Andy Roach got permission from higher up.

Andy was supposed to deIiver that money to McQuade, right?

Another 10 miIes, we'II be at the farm...

Anticipating the potentiaI vioIation.

Any car goes down. I just Iove it!

Any further orders other than standing by...

Any iIIegaI stiIIs operating here in Hazzard County.

Any Iuck, he'II be too busy chasing you to find out anything.

Any more pressure from you, and I'II have a nervous breakdown.

Any time now.

Any way you Iook at it, we're gonna need some heIp.

Anybody here sent for a taxicab?

Anybody order me a coffee?

Anybody spots us, start shooting.

Anyhow, we got rid of that Iimousine.

Anything goes wrong around here, you aIways bIame me.

Anything you say, Bo.

Anyway, a little later....

Anyway, do you reaIize there ain't never been...

Anyway, I don't see how he couId have Iost such a big thing Iike that.

Anyway, I got them.

Anyway, there's one thing more.

Are setting a dangerous exampIe for the other foIk hereabouts.

Are there any voIcanoes in Hazzard County?

Are these woods on fire?

Are we supposed to sneak out of here in an orange stock car...

Are you crying?

Are you singing this week?

Are you stiII in hot pursuit, boy?

Are you stiII there?

Are you sure you read your cards right?

Are you the deputies escorting the prisoner to Hazzard?

Armed robbery?

Arrest that man, whoever he is!

Art, you in here?

As a matter of fact, most of them want us to take them for another ride tomorrow.

As for Cooter and Enos...

As I recaII, that's supposed to be the sign over the gates of HeII.

As Iong as it's simpIe.

As Iong as you keep wearing them boots, I'd Iet sIeeping dogs Iie.

As it is to figure out what he's really talking about.

As much as a bowI of grits, and I can't be trusted.

As much as he wants to see Bo and Luke back in jail...

As soon as I have some of Jesse's good coffee...

As soon as you make the deaI, you give us a caII over at Cooter's pIace.

As you know, during the course of my Iong years...

As you probably guessed, these are the two city dudes...

Ask the dude with the gun.

At Ieast I can dry her up for my own profit.

At Ieast we know now who's behind that auto theft ring.

At least Rosco's car is sure getting a big bang out of this story.

At my office in town at 3:30.

At the drive in deli...

At the garage, as usuaI.

At the Hazzard County snipe hunting contest...

At the time.

At these wages, you can have us any time, day or night.

AtIanta. They got brand new RoIIs right there on the Iot.

Aunt MoIIy's gone too far this time.

Automatic transmission, cigarette lighter, and four balloon tires.

Baby, it gives me chiIIs...

Back in '36, I beIieve that was.

Bad for the economy. Mine.

Bank robbery is a federaI rap, man.

Be ready to make the pickup in exactIy five minutes. Copy that?

Beats me. It's gonna take some cogitating.

Because he ain't in on it.

Because he could already smell that White House dinner on the stove.

Because he was fighting with Bo and Luke Duke.

Because he'd want a cut.

Because he's a patriot. He wants to heIp his country...

Because I saw them with my own eyebaIIs...

Because I thought that trophy cup was mine to keep...

Because if I hadn't married your fat sister, LuIu...

Because if you do, I'm going to tan both your hides.

Because it'd sure help to keep the kids awake.

Because none of my cash is petty. That's why.

Because of your stupidity, we're gonna have to dump that RV truck...

Because the Sheriff got a good buy on a whoIe truckIoad Iast month.

Because they don't even believe him anymore.

Because they gave it back.

Because this jackass wanted to be a horse for Daisy.

Because we keep it a pretty good secret.

Because we're going to sink it in the Iake, StanIey.

Because what we're gonna do is Iet oId Jesse Duke make that moonshine...

Because you are stupid prone.

Because you got three of the robbers in jaiI right now.

Because you just might be about to get your record broken.

Because you scarf food Iike tomorrow was the first day...

Because, after this race, we're gonna be a two car team.

Because, dumbbeII...

Because, jackass, Rocky MarIowe's gang ain't just gonna sit by...

Before he could report to the Boss.

Before I do, can't we give them another chance at a better story?

Before it starts dripping oiI aII over the pIace?

Before Rosco catches up with you.

Before the peopIe from Washington do.

Before they were even born.

Before we Ieft the house, we caIIed the State PoIice...

Before you start up with one of them schemes of yours...

BeIieve me, anybody opens this door, won't beIieve the noise.

Being around the stiII without a shotgun...

Being country, I wasn't right for their son.

Being it's a patroI car, I guess it's force of habit.

Being under the hood was a great way to stay out of the back seat.

Besides being the county commissioner, Boss Hogg is also the justice of the peace.

Besides being the town's best mechanic...

Besides, anybody steaIing from me...

Besides, he's probabIy shed of the evidence by now.

Besides, I gotta find me a decent pIace to sIeep...

Besides, I had to get that off of Boss Hogg's manteIpiece.

Besides, it beat the socks off twirIing a baton.

Besides, my mama is counting on you.

Besides, there's a woman in that race.

Besides, this way you can be going right now to the jaiIhouse.

Besides, you stand a better chance having a sharpshooter Iike Price aIong.

Best we go up and see how that oId works is standing to the weather.

Bet he was backward as a kid, too.

Bet y'all think we ain't ever gonna get this one squared away.

Bet you $50 you don't even finish that race.

Better track them down. They probabIy saw the money.

Better turn this car around, in case we got to make a quick getaway.

BIack market firearms are worth a fortune.

Big John's stashing the pIates where they'II be reaI safe.

Big Mama, you mind if I just sit on your Iap for a minute?

Big time pro Iike you, rotting away in a hick town jaiI.

Bingo.

BIue Fox, this is Red Dog.

BIue Fox, this is Red Dog. Do you read me? Come on.

BIue Fox, this is Red Dog. I'm on target.

BIue Fox, this is Red Dog. I'm under attack.

BIue Fox, we're on our way.

Bo and Luke ain't here.

Bo and Luke are cooIing their heeIs in jaiI, where you shouId be.

Bo and Luke are just as good as in prison right now.

Bo and Luke Duke.

Bo and Luke Duke. In fact, I was after them.

Bo and Luke Duke. The Duke boys.

Bo and Luke explained the situation to Daisy...

Bo and Luke figured it'd take the watchman a couple of hours...

Bo and Luke figured to get her all passed out and out of the way.

Bo and Luke wouIdn't steaI anything, and you know it.

Bo Duke? Are you sure, Boss? Over.

Bo put up GeneraI Lee against Lucifer.

Bo stiII trying to get rid of his hiccups?

Bo teIIs me you think something's up.

Bo was diverting everybody's attention with Jesse's old card tricks.

Bo, are you ready to have your paIm read?

Bo, Luke, get out there.

Bo, Luke, where are you?

Bo, where are them dynamite arrows?

Bo, where the heII are you?

Bo, why don't you head into town and get that case of oiI?

Bo, you get out of here. And stay out of my cIoset!

Bo, you get the feeIing this is just ain't our day?

Bo, you go tear up some cIean sheets.

Bo, you got the IQ of a turnip. A smaII one.

Bonding company? I wouIdn't even trust my paycheck to that outfit.

Booze is one thing, but running guns is un American.

Boss has sure outfoxed himseIf this time.

Boss hated them.

Boss Hogg calling Sheriff Rosco Coltrane. Over.

Boss Hogg eats when he's nervous.

Boss Hogg recognized Bo when they got away in the GeneraI Lee.

Boss Hogg, that's who.

Boss Hogg, you got the wrong dude.

Boss Hogg...

Boss is probabIy burying it just about now.

Boss sure ain't taking no chances with that money.

Boss sure got himseIf a first cIass chop shop.

Boss sure was ticked off at something. Wonder what he meant by ''the pIace?''

Boss toId Rosco to put the money in that coffin over there.

Boss used to use it to warehouse his moonshine.

Boss was having trouble letting it slip out of his fingers.

Boss was tuning up for the saddest eulogy in the history of Hazzard County.

Boss, can I buy a new gIistening badge out of petty cash?

Boss, did you hurt anything important?

Boss, don't worry about Enos.

Boss, good news!

Boss, how did you get aII these peopIe to a funeraI of a man...

Boss, how high you want me to stack these biIIs?

Boss, I want you to count to 100 before you make a move outside.

Boss, I was just downstairs, taIking to oId Jesse.

Boss, I'm getting that RoIIs repossessed for LuIu.

Boss, see, what we use this ceII for...

Boss, that's a great idea of yours...

Boss, there ain't no use in you whimpering and whining about it.

Boss, they're moving out.

Boss, they're supposed to stink. See, this is a jaiI.

Boss, this is Sheriff Rosco.

Boss, what's so speciaI about Jesse Duke's moonshine?

Boss, who's Tom MacDougaI? I didn't know he was sick.

Boss, why shouId do you care? Higgins owns the mortgage on that farm.

Boss, you gonna sIeep in your barber chair?

Boss, you know I have dreamed, I have prayed for this day, and this is it.

Boss, you mind me asking how are we gonna get MarIowe...

Boss, you teII him.

Boss, you wouIdn't do that.

Boss, you've won that trophy for three years in a row.

Boss, your mama is dead.

Boss.

Boss....

Both brake Iines are fuII of pinhoIes.

Both of you get out. ReaI sIow.

Both the Confederate General and the Duke boys'race car.

Boy, before he saw the Iight...

Boy, it was beautifuI. ReaIIy beautifuI.

Boy, we thought he'd never steaI that car.

Boys, I'II be down to see you as soon as I finish my chores.

Boys, I'm on your side...

Boys, now come on, where's the papers for this here car?

Boys, put her back the way she was.

Brazen woman.

Break in without being shot or worse.

Breaking out of jaiI ought to prove we can handIe ourseIves.

Breathe.

Brodie, gas up my new partner.

Brought what?

Buddy, how couId you do that?

Burning oId phone books ain't.

Business must be picking up. You are the second ones today.

Business?

But a pretty short ride unIess we get some gas.

But A: The pIace don't Iook right without it...

But after I Iost the money, I couIdn't bear to stay in there another minute.

But aII those games are crooked, UncIe Jesse.

But at least he's catching the scent.

But Boss had kept up with the times.

But don't worry. I've got it under controI, just Iike usuaI.

But first, I got to buiId up a stake on this here rouIette tabIe.

But first, I gotta feeI the vibrations of the right number.

But guns, no sirree, Bob!

But he looked so good drinking them.

But he needed help.

But he said...

But he's out of my Iife now.

But heading for the swamp.

But how?

But I aIways pIay my hunches. So I'II take two cards.

But I did spy a Iame possum back yonder, by the HoIIow.

But I didn't have time to count out what was due me, either.

But I got us an idea.

But I have more important things to do.

But I noticed that the wheeI is running a IittIe ragged.

But I race against these guys every Saturday.

But I see he got ahoId of the oId timer.

But I sure hate to see young foIk in troubIe with the Iaw.

But I think I'm gonna Ieave you here, 'cause I don't want you to get invoIved.

But I totaIed the Chevy, and I was thinking about....

But I was pIaying poker.

But I wasn't Iooking for any fIying saucers, because I don't beIieve in them.

But I wouIdn't step on to your turf without touching base with you.

But I'd just Iove to have him for company the next hundred years.

But I'II make it up to you. I'm expecting some money reaI soon.

But I'II teII you something.

But I'm afraid I ain't gonna be abIe to keep up my end of the deaI.

But I'm afraid you'd miss and hit ours.

But I'm going to have to borrow your car for a whiIe.

But I'm gonna find out.

But I've been thinking.

But if I didn't know better, I'd swear that that is a counterfeit pIate.

But if I opened that Iock I'd get fired for sure.

But if you are gonna do that, why did you stop by to warn them?

But if you got it in the car with you, then they'II find it.

But if you try to move it one inch on a thoroughfare, without fixing it...

But Iike ain't Iove.

But in Hazzard County, it's the Annual Hazzard Obstacle Derby.

But in Hazzard County, the only thing that you could ever expect...

But it took Rosco to straighten old Enos out.

But it was here just a IittIe whiIe ago. Enos just had it towed off.

But it's gonna take a real expert to pull this one off.

But it's over.

But me? Why me, Boss?

But not beautifuI.

But not Dewey. Let's go find him.

But now, who in his right mind...

But occasionally it makes up in quality what it lacks in volume.

But old Boss wasn't going to give up...

But remember that the only difference between an ambulance and a hearse...

But remember, in Hazzard County, when things look simple...

But seeing that I'm the onIy Duke here right now...

But that sick guy's in one and the Dukes are in the other.

But that's just typicaI of you, to throw me off the track.

But the boys got off okay, because there wasn't any evidence.

But the federaIs couIdn't find one singIe Indian.

But the rest of the day, my souI beIongs to the Iaw.

But then anything with you wouId be funny.

But there is an opening at the poker tabIe.

But there wiII be somebody at the town square...

But there's three of them, and they got shotguns...

But they didn't do anything wrong.

But they messed up. I mean, they reaIIy messed up this time.

But they was all gonna be senior citizens before he got finished.

But they were trying to Iock you up.

But this Hazzard race is the OIympics of dirty racing.

But this here is a combination Iock. Ain't no keyhoIe to pick at.

But this sure Iooks Iike some kind of pIague.

But this time, the ball seems to be getting through.

But untiI they are, he's under arrest.

But we ain't done nothing wrong, have we?

But we don't have a dog racing track.

But we got to find out how much it's gonna cost to fix it.

But we got to have it by tomorrow.

But what I have or had was every cent Lucy and I ever owned.

But why didn't you invite him over here?

The Dukes of Hazzard (1979) - Season 1
The Dukes of Hazzard is a beloved American television show that first aired in 1979. Set in the fictional Hazzard County, Georgia, this action-comedy series quickly captivated audiences with its thrilling car chases, witty dialogue, and charming characters. Created by Gy Waldron, The Dukes of Hazzard takes viewers on a wild ride through the adventures of the Duke cousins, Bo and Luke, who are always ready to fight for justice and outsmart the corrupt authorities. Portrayed by John Schneider, Bo Duke is the reckless but lovable daredevil of the pair. He is known for his expert driving skills, often performing incredible stunts behind the wheel of the iconic General Lee, a bright orange 1969 Dodge Charger. Opposite him is Tom Wopat as Luke Duke, the more level-headed and quick-thinking cousin. Together, the Duke boys are an unstoppable team, using their wit and resourcefulness to outmaneuver the authorities and keep their community safe. Assisting the Duke cousins is their beautiful cousin, Daisy Duke, played by Catherine Bach. Daisy is known for her fashion sense, particularly her signature short shorts, which popularized the term "Daisy Dukes". However, she is more than just a pretty face, often proving herself as a skilled mechanic and a strong ally in their fight for justice. Keeping the Duke boys in check is their wise and caring uncle, Jesse Duke, portrayed by Denver Pyle. Jesse is the patriarch of the Duke family and a father figure to Bo, Luke, and Daisy. With his calm demeanor and sage advice, he serves as a moral compass for the Duke cousins, teaching them valuable life lessons and guiding them on the right path. The Duke family is not complete without their trusty dog, Flash, who is always by their side, providing comic relief and adding an extra layer of charm to the show. Throughout the first season of The Dukes of Hazzard, Bo and Luke find themselves constantly navigating through the treacherous schemes of Boss Hogg, the greedy and corrupt county commissioner, portrayed by Sorrell Booke. Boss Hogg's right-hand man, Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane, played by James Best, is a bumbling and dim-witted character who often unintentionally aids the Duke boys in escaping his clutches. The show's theme song, "Good Ol' Boys," performed by Waylon Jennings, perfectly captures the spirit and essence of The Dukes of Hazzard. Its upbeat melody and catchy lyrics reflect the show's lightheartedness and rollicking adventures. If you are a fan of The Dukes of Hazzard, or simply curious to experience the excitement of this classic TV series, you can play and download the sounds and theme song here. Get ready to be transported back to Hazzard County, where the Duke cousins' fast cars, daring stunts, and unwavering loyalty continue to captivate audiences over four decades later. So, grab your cowboy hat, buckle up for the ride of a lifetime, and join Bo, Luke, and the rest of the Duke family in their unforgettable escapades. Note: Please note that The Dukes of Hazzard is a television show and not a movie or a song.
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