Open Season Edit

A bear! Bear. Bear. A bear.

A bear...

A bush? Are you serious?

A hunter? Did he get you too?

A loser. But check this out.

A pillow? Oh, come on!

A real live homo sasquatchus.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. The what song?

Adieu!

Ain't gonna be able to do it.

All right, all right, you've had your fun.

All right, all right. That's enough, you two.

All right, all right. That's enough.

All right, all right. That's enough.

All right, fishies, give it up for Boog!

All right, guys. Good luck.

All right, I'll go back and I'll give her the face.

All right, ladies. Let her rip!

All right, Lorraine.

All right, where's town?

All right! Bring it! Bring it!

All right.

All right.

All right. Show me your "grr" face!

All them animals!

Altitude.

And he's still here.

And how I messed you all up, you know. My bad.

And I want in, Boog. I'll take you to town...

And it's open season!

And maybe, just maybe...

And the crowd goes wild!

And the harder it's gonna be for you to let him go.

And then I'm gonna take back what's mine!

And they had nuts.

And they took Mr. Weenie!

And we're trying to secure photographic documentation...

And what do you know They suddenly both were married

And y'all are crazy. You've been kicking my butt for the last two days.

Are you not gonna buy him a drink before you kiss him?

Are you ready for this?

Are you sure?

As soon as I get mine:

Back to the trucks!

Back up quick, before she sees me.

Back?

Because McSquizzy wants in.

Because open season starts in a few days.

Because that's me.

Behold, the mighty grizzly.

Behold, the mighty grizzly.

Behold, the mighty grizzly. Good night.

Beth tucking me in every night.

Between two slices of rye, smothered in gravy.

Big money got to come. Come on.

Bigfoot ? I didn't realize I was talking to a couple of wack jobs.

Bless me.

Blowing their heads off!

Bob, he won't listen. Bob, show him how to beg.

Bob, Kevin. Jurgen, how's the knee?

Bob, we've been robbed!

Bob! Bob!

Boog is sorry.

Boog will have you eating out of his paw.

Boog, is that you?

Boog, it's working.

Boog, this is great. Let's do this every year.

Boog, wait! Don't go out there!

Boog!

Boog!

Boog?

Boog?

Boog?

Boog?

Boog? What is that short for?

Boog.

Boog. Are you awake?

Boog. Boog?

Breakfast, lunch, and dinner are missing.

Buddy?

Buddy? He called me "buddy."

Buddy.

Buddy.

Buddy.

Bull's eye!

But check this out. I'm looking for town.

But I can't fish, I can't climb a tree, I can't even go in the woods.

But my show!

But no one understands me Like my darling Lorraine

But no. All I ever hear is, "How long until we get to Timberline, simple?

But seeing how that is Shaw's truck

But until that happens, I ain't going out without a fight.

But what about hunting season?

But your bear Now, now, your bear is special.

But, Gordy, that bear leaned over and untied my buck.

Buttermilk biscuit.

Buttermilk biscuits.

Can you get down like this? Bring it here. Bring it.

Cannonball!

Catch you later, Boog.

Charge!

Check it out.

Circle. One time around.

Civilization.

Coffee, Woo Hoo bars, safety.

Come here!

Come morning, we got a rebellion to crush.

Come on, Bob. There's gonna be a full moon out tonight.

Come on, Boog. Let's go home.

Come on, Elliot. It ain't that bad.

Come on, I'm begging you. Please, please. Just untie me.

Come on, mama's bear.

Come on, mate! Move them pudgy wee legs!

Come on, men! They're just animals.

Come on, Mr. Weenie. Beg. You can do it.

Come on.

Come on. Beg.

Come on. I couldn't go home without my partner.

Come on. I'm here for you.

Come on. Let's book it before the warden makes her rounds.

Come on. Let's go home.

Come on. Move it!

Come on. Please, please, please?

Cover my ?

Crud.

Dang. Nobody's going home tonight.

Deal, partner?

Deers, skunks, beavers.

Defenders of the good, crusaders of the righteous...

Dinkleman!

Dinkleman?

Disgusting.

Do me a favor, will you? It's gonna sound silly, but will you ?

Do you hear me? I'm totally getting angry.

Does this look natural?

Dog worship.

Don't be fooled. He's one of them.

Don't listen to him, Boog.

Don't look now, but I see a little bush with your name written all over it.

Don't mind Deni, monsieur. He's a bit nervous.

Don't trust him. Pets are double agents.

Don't worry, Beth. I'm sure Boog is happy in his new home.

Don't you have a herd to get back to?

Don't you think I might like a little singing...

Ducks? Okay.

Dude, you're freaking me out with that nose thing.

Easy, now. Just line them up.

Eat you? He's not gonna Boog, what are you doing?

Eating out of your paw.

Eight square meals a day, plus snacks.

Elliot, are you all right?

Elliot, catch.

Elliot, is that chocolate on your face?

Elliot, look what you... You did.

Elliot, please.

Elliot, this is the same dang dam. We've been going in circles!

Elliot, we're staying here. This is our home.

Elliot, what do I do?

Elliot, you've gotta hide.

Elliot! Elliot, stop helping me.

Elliot?

Elliot.

Elliot.

Every buddy?

Except for you're fat and snoring like:

Excuse me. Go to bed, Boog!

Excuse me. Is anybody home?

Faster, Boog!

Feels like home, baby.

Finished?

Fire!

Fire!

Fire!

Fish. Bears eat fish.

For every bear That ever there was

Freedom!

Get it? "Paw," because he's a bear?

Get out of here.

Giselle.

Giselle.

Go on. It's just like riding a bicycle.

Go, go, go!

Good job, Reilly. All right.

Good night, Beth.

Good night, big guy.

Good night, Boog.

Good night, Boog.

Good time.

Good. Because we'll need your nuts.

Gordy, I didn't know what else to do. I

Gordy, I'm bringing him home.

Gordy, please

Got it.

Got them, Lorraine!

Gotta get back before she forgets the face.

Grab a boulder! Grab a boulder!

Great, see? I can be reasonable. Thanks.

Guys, it's not his fault.

Guys, let's get out of here!

He belongs somewhere in the middle.

He lived downstairs From a flatulent dwarf

He's at it again.

He's gone. Oh, there he is.

He's gonna give us away.

He's harmless. Really. Stay calm. Stay calm!

He's not even mine!

He's right behind me.

He's scared. He's scared.

Heave ho, heave ho.

Hello, "Smelliot."

Hello, Boog.

Hello, Elliot.

Hello, Goldilocks.

Hello?

Herd, let's bound!

Herd! Circle formation!

Here it comes.

Here you go, Lorraine. There, you get good and dry.

Hey, bear! There ain't nowhere that you can hide from me!

Hey, Boog, look. No hands.

Hey, Boog. How many animals can fit in the garage?

Hey, Boog. You're not still mad about that backpack thing, are you?

Hey, buddy.

Hey, could you keep it down?

Hey, cut it out.

Hey, Earl, ain't that your truck?

Hey, Elliot.

Hey, go on now. Scamper on back to the woods, little buddy.

Hey, Gordy.

Hey, Gordy.

Hey, hey, guys. Check it out.

Hey, I ride a unicycle for crackers!

Hey, Ian. Get a load of this.

Hey, Incredible Mister E.

Hey, that's my good antler.

Hey, Tiny. Nice show.

Hey, tubby, stop! Hey, this ain't a load bearing structure!

Hey, who's the lady in the shorts?

Hey, whoa. We're just supposed to run them into town.

Hey! Get off my trees, you bucktoothed sporran!

Hey! Is this a private fight or can anybody join?

Hey.

Hey. That was a warning, all right?

Hey. What are you doing here?

Hide me.

Hold still, okay?

Hold still, you two legged latte drinker.

Hold that thought. Oh, yeah.

Holy stampede! It's a stampede!

Home. Yeah.

Hot.

How can you make a V with only two duck, you ask, eh?

How cute, a donkey.

How far does this conspiracy go?

How long have you had that tic?

How many ?

How many times must I say it?

How you doing, partner?

Hunters.

Hunters. Dang.

I No.

I am the Incredible Mister E.

I bet my nuts that big hairy choob can't do it.

I call them Woo Hoos, like:

I called him Smelliot.

I can do this.

I come in peace.

I didn't mean to call you Booger.

I do what I want, when I want, and I come and go as I please.

I don't care about that old thing.

I don't get to have a dream. Is that it?

I don't know. Some kind of chick fight.

I don't need the herd and I don't need you.

I don't wanna be mounted on a wall.

I feel so alive!

I gotta hide.

I guess I will be mounted on a wall.

I had that in my mouth and everything.

I had to stop by and say hello to some of my old pals.

I have seen the future.

I hope I did the right thing.

I hope I'm not too late.

I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned.

I invented this cure where you stick your whole hand...

I killed a man.

I knew it. That bear's corrupted my buck.

I know he's a duck. But he treats me like a lady.

I know where there's a bunch of them, but you gotta go...

I look like a bear, I talk like a bear.

I lost my antler, I got run over and tied to the hood of a truck.

I made that up. You know, this is gonna be awesome.

I put him way above the falls.

I really need to get back.

I said I guess we can be partners.

I saw a bright light and I saw two bright lights and...

I saw that. Come on. Let me hear you say it. Partners.

I see.

I suggest you turn round and head right back from whence you came.

I sure hope so.

I think I'm getting a sunburn, though.

I think it's getting worse.

I think yes.

I think you lost something.

I think you're still just a mama's bear.

I thought if you hung out with me then maybe you would like me.

I thought, "Maybe," but then I was like... and then

I told you not to wait up.

I told you to leave the herd and never, ever, ever...

I took him fishing, but he didn't wanna get wet.

I tried to teach him the basics.

I understand what's going on here.

I was so worried. I'm bringing you back with me.

I was watching you sleep last night and you were like a little angel.

I, I...

I'd be talking up a storm, chatting your ear off...

I'll call you Boogster...

I'm a little lightheaded.

I'm a unihorn. Don't look at me. Don't look at me.

I'm busting you out of here. Let's go. Let's do this.

I'm coming home.

I'm foraging.

I'm going home.

I'm gonna miss you, big guy.

I'm hideous. I'm a monster.

I'm just respecting the natural order: man on top, animals on the bottom.

I'm laying down the law.

I'm not I'm not back.

I'm Ranger Beth.

I'm sleeping in the garage. I'm sleeping in the garage.

I'm so proud of you.

I'm so sorry. It's my fault. It won't happen again.

I'm sorry, Boog.

I'm starving!

I'm the star, and the people out there come to see me...

I'm trying to sleep here.

I'm warning you. I got ten claws and I ain't afraid to use them.

I'm working here. Now, go.

I've been living a lie!

Ian's right. I'm a loser.

If I don't stop them...

If it weren't for you I'd be home right now.

If you go out in the woods today There's gonna be some fries

If you go out in the woods today You better go in disguise

If you go out in the woods today You'd better go in disguise

If you go out in the woods today You're sure of a big surprise

If you go out in the woods today You're sure of a big surprise

Inside. Outside.

Is Dinkleman your doll?

Isn't it peaceful out here, Bob?

Isn't that great? I came up with that myself.

It was There was 20 of them.

It will start in small towns like Timberline.

It's a tragedy!

It's cute, but no All right.

It's empty.

It's for you.

It's just me. And we ain't doing no show.

It's just the two of us, Elliot.

It's just you and me.

It's like freedom in a cup.

It's like heaven to me.

It's locked. Maybe we should come back tomorrow.

It's terrible but wonderful at the same time.

It's the signal.

It's time, Beth.

Just be calm. This might pinch a little.

Just me and Deni were left.

Just rip it off fast, like a Band Aid.

Karate noises!

Keep on prancing, you panty waisted cow.

Keep your tree. I'll find another one.

Kind of a road trip. Saw the sights, hit the buffet, took in a show.

Ladies.

Left, left. Right!

Let's kiss this bear good night.

Lift that birch. Swing those pines over here.

Like fishing and hunting at the same time.

Listen, Girl Scout, they're dumb animals.

Listen, girlfriend.

Listen, simple. We are not "we."

Little one horned freak.

Look at him go.

Look at me. I'm too pretty to die!

Look out!

Look, don't move.

Look, if you don't use the code names...

Look, just give me the directions.

Look, you gotta be real careful with him, okay, because he's real delicate.

Look! He's got a wee freakish twin growing out of his back.

Looks like you're going from one grill to another.

Lost your way to Sunday school, pal?

Maybe it'll grow back. Bye, Elliot.

Maybe one of those hunters can give you a ride back...

Maybe they're right.

Maybe... Maybe old Shaw is crazy.

Me and my best buddy are heading to town.

Mess not with the furrytail clan.

More circle y!

More! More!

Morning, Beth.

Mr. Dinkleman's waiting.

Mr. Happy didn't go off.

Mr. Weenie, heel. Heel, Mr. Weenie.

My buck.

My fishy crackers. Oh, she still loves me.

My life is missing, and it's all your fault.

My pants!

My truck. Why, you little

My... It's...

Need to hide. Need to hide.

Never been quite...

Nice and easy.

No buddy.

No denying. The girl's got growl. But can she get down like this?

No jelly arm, no jelly arm. Come on.

No more me.

No one around here to save you this time, boys!

No problem.

No, cornflake. You've got it all twisted.

No, I need a toilet.

No, it's not gonna work this time. Stop it. I'm serious, Boog.

No, no, he's not ready to go back yet. I mean, it's not my fault.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. No more treats for you.

No, no! Get that bill away from me.

No, stop it.

No, wait.

No, wait. There he is. There he is.

No! No!

No! No! No!

No! No! Stop!

No.

No.

No. I'll eat when I get home.

No. She's his mom. She's taking us home.

Nobody's hunting this bear.

None of this would've ever happened.

Not again.

Not the face. Oh, no, not the eyebrows too.

Nothing to see here. Let the bear do his thing.

Nothing. Why you gotta be so sensitive?

Now get in. We're gonna be late.

Now haul your little butt back out that window.

Now, I say we give our guests the full outdoor experience.

Now, let's kick some hunter bahookie!

Now, let's see. Righty tighty, lefty loosey.

Now, that's a roar, Boog.

Now, there's gotta be a fridge in here somewhere.

Now, when I'm a bearskin rug, they can walk all over me.

Off the upholstery!

Oh, Boog.

Oh, by nightfall. Easy.

Oh, crud.

Oh, did I forget something?

Oh, Elliot.

Oh, I I didn't know...

Oh, I get it. You're like a pet.

Oh, I'm sure he'll... At least I think he'll

Oh, I've heard of you.

Oh, like you know.

Oh, man. I trusted you, Elliot.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my!

Oh, no, he can't. We had him fixed.

Oh, no, you don't. You're leaving now.

Oh, no, you won't.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. I never hold a grudge. I just let them go.

Oh, no. Whoa, wait.

Oh, sweet porcelain.

Oh, that army.

Oh, that's bad.

Oh, this one will work.

Oh, we gonna run those yahoos back to town.

Oh, well. Better start moving, then.

Oh, yeah? Well, eat rabbit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Don't mess with the Boogster. Fore!

Oh, yeah. Sprucing up.

Oh, yeah. To be back in my own soft bed.

Oh, you know. Big city.

Oh, you're right, Elliot. It's your fault.

Okay, Deni. Let's round them up!

Okay, Forest 101.

Okay, I got that Woo Hoo right out of one of those container doohickeys.

Okay, I gotta get the lay of the land.

Okay, ladies, this dam ain't gonna build itself!

Okay, let me hear you say it.

Okay, maybe

Okay, relax, Boog. You can do this.

Okay, scamper on back to the woods, little buddy.

Okay? Now, could one of you guys fly up there...

Okay.

Okey dokey, this way! Move it or lose it!

Okey dokey. This way.

On your bikes, you big numpties.

Once there was a magical elf Who lived in a rainbow tree

One day the elf could take no more

One more summer.

One thing you all have taught me...

Only you're crapping on it.

Or what we would call this, a moon burn.

Out of hand.

Out of my way. Move.

Outside?

Paddle, Boog! Paddle!

Partners?

Partners.

Pepperoni!

Perfect.

Perhaps some privacy.

Perhaps some roughage, buddy?

Picky, picky, picky.

Please, put your hands together for Boog.

Please, take me with you.

Please? Please.

Present arms!

Pretty.

Put a twig in the hole.

Put me down for a box of Thin Mints, will you, sweetie?

Put that animal down this instant.

Quick! We need more ammo.

Quick. You guys gotta help me.

Quiet, I'm trying to drive.

Quiet.

Quiet. They'll hear you.

Ready or not, here I come!

Ready!

Really? I heard you got hit by a truck.

Really? Well, then untie me. Please? Look, no one's looking.

Ridiculous.

Right. We're on a tight schedule. I'll carry your load.

Rookie.

Rosie, in here.

See you later, backpack boy!

Shaw, hunting season doesn't start for three days.

Shaw, no shooting in town.

Shaw, you're under arrest.

Shaw!

Shaw. Drop that gun.

Shaw. That guy really chaps my khakis.

She's at least gonna bring some Woo Hoo bars, right?

She's my lady. Smooth and creamy.

She's slowing us down. It's gotta be fresh, new. I want some jazz.

Sheriff! Sheriff!

Show us your "grr" face, nature boy.

Show's over, you four legged freaks of nature.

Sit, Boog. You're getting a time out.

Six toed gun monkey. Boog, come on, let's get out of here.

So as I was saying, never, ever, ever

So bad, I shouldn't. Yet I will.

So he went and banged On the rude dwarf's door

So how are we both gonna fit in the helicopter?

So leave me alone.

So let's do to them what you've been doing to me.

So sad.

So soft. What is that?

So where you all headed?

So you think you're so tough, huh?

So you're taking us with you, right, Booger?

Some people can just jibber jabber till the cows come home.

Somebody forgot to flush!

Somebody's been sitting in my chair.

Somehow...

Someone stole it.

Someone's been eating my candy.

Soon, it'll spread.

Sort of.

Stop calling me that. Now get out.

Stop!

Straight to bed, now!

Stupid nature.

Sweet, salty home.

Sweet! Oh, yeah. I'm in the garage.

Sweet.

Take five for lunch!

Take him above the falls. He'll be safe there.

Take him above the falls. He'll be safe there.

Taken you hostage. I know, I know.

Thank you, Beth.

That Rumor.

That ain't never gonna happen. Never.

That bear's turned them all.

That guy wants to kill me.

That makes me responsible for you.

That means that you're responsible for me.

That was Ian's girl you was trying to talk to, huh?

That'll clear it all up right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the face.

That's a bummer.

That's all I'm asking, one summer.

That's good. Mama's getting kind of gamey.

That's good. That's going in the show.

That's it, then.

That's it. You're asking for a whooping.

That's messed up.

That's nasty.

That's nothing. Half doe. Half buck. I'm a duck.

That's right, fool. You better run.

That's right. Keep running.

That's what I'm trying to do. So just point me the way to town...

The animals are going wild, and the bear is their leader!

The big rocks are called mountains, and the little rocks are their babies.

The face.

The hunters are here.

The log cabin, the johnny on the spot, the oval office.

The longer you wait, the harder it's gonna be for him to adapt.

The moment you turn your back, he'll shiv you!

The shorts lady. Boog?

The teddy bears have their picnic

The truth will be revealed.

The Woo Hoo bar.

The woods is no place for a bear.

Their picnic!

Then bring it right back, huh? Look at that. Look at that.

Then... Then it happened.

There goes the largest carnivore in North America.

There were thousands of us when we started in the big V's.

There, there, Mr. Weenie. Are you all right, baby?

There's so many of them.

There's something wrong going on here.

These are my people. This is where I reside.

These are our people. This is where we reside.

These big wood stick things are called trees.

These guys are my They're my buddies.

They can't tell me what I seen, because only I know what I seen.

They laugh at old Shaw, but you'll see.

They were eating out of our hands. Well, my hands, your paws.

They will invade from burrows, caves, petting zoos.

They're all my trees.

They've been out here all night.

Things are looking up, Giselle.

Think, Boog. She's mad, but you can fix this.

This ain't happening. It's some kind of mistake.

This is gonna be great.

This is McSquizzy's turf. Nobody messes with McSquizzy.

This isn't decaf. You know what caffeine does to me, Bob.

This place is big enough for two.

This place is horrible. Horrible!

Timberline is missing!

Timberline's gotta be around here somewhere.

Time to run these guys back to town.

Today's the day

Today's the day The teddy bears have

Trust me. You know the day I met you, Ian kicked me out of the herd.

Try one, partner. Yeah.

Try that again, and I'll be kicking your furry brown bahookie!

Two heads, one bullet.

Unless you plan on going back to your herd.

Unless, of course, they're skunks.

Us? There's no us.

Veggieburger.

Wait, don't tell me. I...

Wait, wait. No. No. No!

Wait. Boog.

Want a fishy cracker?

Was gathered there Together because

We know exactly what you mean.

We rocked that house, didn't we, Boog?

We're gonna be in a show.

We're gonna die and you know it.

We're gonna work on that, though.

We're still partners, right?

Welcome to Timberline's Wilderness Extravaganza.

Well, at least you've got a home.

Well, Beth always sings it to me, you know, because it helps me sleep.

Well, he was just going. Right, Elliot?

Well, it's time for them to start running, isn't it?

Well, maybe...

Well, that was quick.

Well, that's easy. You just gotta mark your territory.

Well, then let's go.

Well, then we better get going.

Well, what do bears eat?

Well, you cannot, monsieur.

Well, you know what I think?

What ? My herd? They My herd will understand.

What about us?

What am I gonna do with you?

What are you doing back here?

What are you doing in there?

What are you doing with that buck on your hood?

What are you doing? Get out of here. Hey.

What are you gonna do?

What are you saying? I'm black and white. I go with everything.

What do you call that?

What do you see, Elliot? Something's missing, Elliot.

What does that mean, Bob? "Till the cows come home."

What happened?

What happened? Open season happened.

What is it, Elliot? What is it?

What is that?

What now?

What other animals are involved? God bless America!

What was that?

What?

What? And break up the team? Bros before does.

What? Are you insane?

What? It ain't my fault. He ran right in front of my truck.

What? Oh, no, no, no.

What? Stop messing up my life.

What? What the ? What's going on? Where am I?

Wheel of Fortune!

Where have the cows been?

Where have you been for the last two days?

Where is he?

Where is that girl?

Where, on the interstate?

Where's home? It's gone.

Who was constantly having to pee

Who's got a place in the garage? It's me. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah

Who's staying in the garage? I'm in the garage.

Who's there?

Whoa, let me try.

Whoa, what's that?

Why would I wanna go outside when I got all I need in...

Will gather there together because

Will you sing me that "teddy bear picnic" song?

Woo Hoo bars they ain't, but they take you back.

Yeah, and the giraffes...

Yeah, baby. When we get through with them, they won't ever come back.

Yeah, I kind of did.

Yeah, I'm sorry about the dam.

Yeah, Ian.

Yeah, maybe.

Yeah, right, whatever.

Yeah, see you.

Yeah, that's right! Shake it, shake it!

Yeah, this is my town, okay?

Yeah, yeah. Okay, I got it.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah. I sure am gonna miss you guys.

Yeah. Let's get back to the garage, where it's safe.

Yeah. Look at them run.

Yeah. One more word, and I was gonna rack him.

Yes, Boogster?

Yo, O'Toole!

You ain't leaving without us.

You all right, Elliot?

You and what army?

You are home.

You believe those guys?

You better get out of here. Remember what happened...

You big jessie.

You can do better than that. Let's see what you got.

You can say I'm in love You could say I'm insane

You can't just go wandering around out here.