Open Season: Scared Silly Edit

A 10 foot tall, drooling, blasphemous scourge that needs to be eradicated!

A bowl with my name on it, I think. Fishy crackers.

A field fecal study of the Wailing Wampus Werewolf.

A rumor propagated by the animals to distract us...

A spider! The Eiffel Tower! A cow. A chicken. Bunny and doggie.

A werewolf, you morons!

A wiener dog werewolf! Of course! A textbook "wereweenie."

About a monster from its poo.

Above our horn and the dirt beneath our fuzzy bottoms!

Achtung, baby!

Actually I wasn't afraid of that. Until now.

Actually I wasn't afraid of that. Until now.

Actually, I find his story quite convincing.

Actually, this is a nice crib.

All alone, all alone

All bears die. Some bears never live.

All I need is one thing. Myself.

All of this talk about butts and panic rooms is making me hungry, again.

All right. I'm afraid. Happy now?

Although we were getting dried out with pine needles sticking to our fins.

Although, it could use some salt.

Am not?

And anything that gets in between me and the werewolf...

And boogie boarding.

And by "werewolf," do you mean one of them abominable snowmen?

And by that I mean you can drink the lake, which is refreshing.

And creating a general panic. Open season is closed.

And everybody lived happily ever after.

And evil, dead trees that have "kill" on their minds.

And exactly how are you gonna capture the werewolf?

And heroically ride him into town, open season will be closed again.

And hide until the werewolf dies from old age.

And how exactly are we gonna do that?

And I say "Gee, Bob, do you ever quit talking?"

And I'm afraid of whatever crazy thing you're gonna do...

And McSquizzy's poo didn't give us any clues?

And now Dinkelman's gone. You don't know what he meant to me.

And now there's something in them woods that needs hunting.

And so hairy

And they were not there. I will obviously never see them again.

And this ladybug is the werewolf.

And until the werewolf is dealt with, we're all at risk.

And Weenie's legs are so very teeny

And Wheel of Fortune on TV!

And when you make a promise to a friend, that's a promise to the end.

And, Buddy, balloons scare the quills off of you.

And, Maria, you're afraid you're never gonna find someone...

Another mess caused by you and your bonky interpretive dances.

Anybody got a paper bag I can breathe into?

Are we sure jumping into a rusty mining car on a rickety track...

Are you afraid of plane crashes?

Are you excited to see him, Bob? Oh, Bob is so excited, he's speechless.

Are you talking about where it eats? Where it sleeps?

Are you trying to scare me?

As soon as I get out from under your butt area. Please.

As the werewolf blood courses through

At least we're away from the riff raff. See any riffs or raffs?

Avalanche dance!

Awesome.

Aye, the legend lives.

Aye!

Aye! Shake it, sister!

Balloons.

Be mysterious, but not super scary. And most importantly, smile.

Because all he cared about was some dumb camping trip.

Because friends are always there for each other. Now repeat after me.

Because friends don't abandon friends. You taught me that.

Because myself never hurts my feelings like certain heavy set bears.

Because Weenie is a bloodthirsty werewolf.

Because you never ever abandon your friend. Everyone knows that.

Before I eat my friends too. I mean, think of all the calories!

Before I eat my friends too. I mean, think of all the calories!

Before that I was a hunter. Best there ever was.

Belly hunger? That's the worst kind of hunger!

Best friend? You've never said that out loud.

Beth! Dinkelman! We're home! It was all just a real long bad dream!

Beth?

Better safe than ripped to sorry shreds by a werewolf.

Better. Much better.

Blasted fly zapper's on the fritz again. You may enter.

Bobbie and or Bob, I shall avenge thee!

Bobbie lives!

Boo guh. You're so impatient.

Boog, he cares about you. And you care about him.

Boog, I believe in you.

Boog, I got your back. And your front.

Boog, I have something shocking to tell you. I might not be the werewolf.

Boog, if I may be so bold, perhaps I could be your new best friend.

Boog, that was awesome. You made the story so real.

Boog, you look like a size 12... hundred. Petite.

Boog, you're flying by the seat of your pants!

Boog, you're new at this.

Boog, your butt saved ours!

Boog! I'll write you every single day!

Boog! You're right! I've been training for this moment my entire life!

Boog?

Boog? I'm okay!

Boog's butt saved the day. There's always gonna be something...

Boog's butt!

Boog's butt! Boog's butt! Boog's butt!

Boog's butt? You're saving me?

Bottomless pits that lead to the bowels of the earth.

Bud... Bud...

Buddy.

Buddy.

Busting a move!

But both these two problems can kill us!

But don't literally peel them because that would be gross.

But he was just getting to the best part.

But how can we beat something that's already dead?

But I am so hungry! Oh, shoot. That must be the werewolf in me talking.

But I must warn you, what you are about to see, can't be unseen.

But I thought being in one was impossible since I'm a bear.

But if Elliot says he can capture it, I believe him.

But it's so beautiful! Maybe one little peek.

But it's so small!

But now it's really not fake! We'd better hurry.

But on the whole it's quite pleasant.

But so sad.

But that gulch is haunted, don't you know.

But then I say, "You're right!" So we gathered up all of your friends...

But we usually survive. Don't we?

But you know the one thing we've got that nobody else has? Boog's butt!

But your interminable wait is finally commencing to be over.

Came into town. You've met Jerry, right? The little bird?

Camping in the woods. Without a fear in the world!

Can call off open season.

Can you give me a hand? I don't know how you girls do this every day.

Careful there, Shaw.

Check out Shaw's detailed masterpiece.

Classic werewolf move.

Cleverly track down the whereabouts of our alleged perpetrator...

Code brown! Code brown! Friend's poo! I just ate a friend's poo!

Come here, werewolf! I got her backpack! Reel me in!

Come on down to Ed and Edna's Poutine Palace!

Come on down to Ed and Edna's Poutine Palace!

Come on, Canucks! Let's go!

Come on, Canucks.

Come on, guys! We're not gonna let a little thing like a "plane crash"...

Come on, scared y bear!

Come on, Sheriff Gordy!

Come on, tree huggers! That tree is not part of the tour.

Come on! We can make this work!

Convinced there is a werewolf but I do know Shaw's guns are real.

Cootchie cootchie coo. You're totally covered.

Could you build me a little tiny house with my name on it that...

Crickets. Crickets. Crickets.

Crud.

Crush our spirits. We got us a werewolf to catch! Who's with me?

Cut! That is not how you seduce a Wailing Wampus Werewolf.

Danger is my maiden name.

Danger is my maiden name. Now stay here while I defend our home.

Danger isn't my maiden name! It's McGillicutty. I know, weird, right?

Dead Everything Gulch by the time we're through.

Deer tick! I think I got a deer tick.

Deer?

Despite this one minor setback, I am not giving up.

Did the mighty dodo bird give up when it went extinct?

Did the Romans quit when the Vikings landed at Plymouth Rock?

Did the Romans quit when the Vikings landed at Plymouth Rock?

Did the Titanic call it quits when it hit the ice cream truck?

Did the Titanic call it quits when it hit the ice cream truck?

Did we lose them?

Did you hear that? I just called him "Smelliot."

Die.

Dinkelman!

Dinkelman!

Dinkelman! No!

Dinkelman's my second main bear. Smokey's my third.

Do whatever you're supposed to do in the event of an emergency landing!

Do you have to tinkle?

Do you hear something?

Do you want your baby doll back?

Do your senses betray you? Do you not see my vicious claws...

Don't contaminate the crime scene, and do not under any circumstances...

Don't forget about Mr. Weenie. I too would like to safely hide.

Don't leave now, I was about to bring out dessert!

Don't tell anyone I'm afraid of the werewolf.

Don't worry, Boog. Nothing bad is gonna happen.

Don't worry, guys. I'll make things right.

Don't worry. We'll get to the bottom of this.

Don't worry. We're speaking in the pine cone of silence.

Done to summon other werewolves. So graceful.

Down and ripping apart a helpless victim. Pretty standard stuff.

Dude can draw!

Dump boiling gravy on them. Boiling gravy!

Dump boiling gravy on them. Boiling gravy!

Elliot and Boog and Mister Weenie

Elliot and Boog and Mr. Weenie The bestest friends you ever seen ie

Elliot can take care of himself. That's what he's good at.

Elliot is headed into Dead Bear Gulch.

Elliot may be our only hope.

Elliot wanted us to move like a skeleton.

Elliot went about things the wrong way, but he was genuinely...

Elliot, are you sure you know what you're doing?

Elliot, maybe we ought to take a break from all this werewolf stuff.

Elliot, please go. I'm a werewolf now.

Elliot, what do we do once we find the werewolf?

Elliot, what exactly do you mean by "analyze"?

Elliot!

Elliot! Don't leave me!

Elliot.

Enough times to know there's only one way left...

Enough to go on that special camping trip with me!

Especially the ones named after natural disasters.

Even though this werewolf is a neat freak, he could have left a clue somewhere.

Everyone is counting on us, Boog.

Everything all right over there?

Evil rock shadows and zombie skeletons!

Exactly how is camping different than what we normally do in the woods?

Exactly! That's how I know we're getting closer.

Except for Mr. Weenie, who is now a drifter.

Excuse me one moment. I think I hear my mom calling.

Face the wrath of a true werewolf!

Face your fear with your face! And your eyeballs!

False alarm: it's just sweat.

False alarm. It wasn't my mom. It was just gas.

Fine. Abandon me. I got Lorraine. She's all I need.

Fine. But if you ask me, we got the werewolf right where we want him.

Fine. I take it back. You're not super! You're a pooper! I don't need you.

Fine. The rest of you, stay alert. If you see something, say something.

First, you dig a hole. Say this acorn is me.

Focus. We got a Shaw problem, and a werewolf problem.

Food! At long last!

For a surprise birthday party. Are you surprised?

Forget the chins. We've got courage and strength.

Four muscle y weapons of ferociousness

From their overall plan of world domination.

Funny you should ask, Edna. First, you take french fries...

Getting shot at by hunters, flying off the rails in a lava mine.

Giselle, obviously you know nothing about being a woman.

Go easy on Boog. We all have our fears.

Go find yourself a new best friend who likes selfish deers.

Good news is, as a nature guide, I can still shoot whatever I see...

Good old Sheriff Gordy has given us carte blanch to blast away!

Good thing we didn't land on old prickly. Wasn't that crazy?

Gordy, what are you doing? Oh, no! Open season?

Got it, Mr. Weenie!

Great speech, but I vote we build that panic room and hide.

Guess what, everybody! Boog is afraid of the werewolf!

Guys? How about we use the door?

Guys? This is getting a little too intense.

Haven't you ever heard of writer's embellishment?

He asked if there was good news, not the worst news ever.

He can't do anything to us. It's against the law now, remember?

He doesn't even have any evidence.

He stalks the forest, looking for the biggest...

He tied pumpkins to my chest!

He wanted to spend time with his best friend.

He wants us to think he wasn't here.

He's clearly trying to outsmart me.

He's coming! Let's scare the fear out of him.

He's convinced the werewolf will be hiding there tonight.

He's going back to live in town.

He's heading north. Seventh of eight kids.

He's more like an em bear assment. Get it? Em bear assment.

He's the best deer for the job.

He's the fat one. But here's my proof.

He's touching it!

He's worse than the bunnies.

Hello, everybody. We got some news.

Hello, Lorraine.

Hello? It's called atmosphere.

Help!

Here monster, monster, monster. Here monster, monster, monster.

Here's the plan. Ian, you're gonna be the star.

Hey, Boog! I can't believe it! We're finally camping!

Hey, Booger. You hear that? I called him "Booger."

Hey, guys! Guys. Mr. Weenie is gone.

Hey, guys! I have satisfied my hunger. For now.

Hey, how long you had him?

Hey, Ian! Didn't see you out in Dead Bear Gulch in your werewolf disguise.

Hey, Mr. Weenie. We need you to guard this log.

Hey, wait up for Mr. Weenie!

Hey, what'd I miss?

Hey, you haven't lived till you've tried our poutine on the ritz.

Hey! Is that a unicycle? You got the best flashbacks, Boog.

Hey! Let go of my second favorite bear!

Hey! Let go!

Hey! That was my last one.

Hey! We can use this to float to the ground.

Hey! What happened to him?

Hi, I'm Boog... I mean, Boogette.

Hold on, I've got something in my eye.

Hold still, will you?

Hold up, everyone. It's true that Shaw and his gun are on the loose.

Home of the Big Curd. Hey, Ed. What's poutine?

How are we gonna get in?

How could you put me in danger like that?

How did a werewolf get a pilot's license?

How many times do you do this?

Howdy, Ed and Edna!

I am destined to wander aimlessly these vast woods alone, forever!

I am mastering The See cret. All we need now is a pilot.

I am not going camping with a monster out there.

I am so very hungry, I could drink a horse.

I am the werewolf!

I can play a mean accordion if you're interested.

I can!

I can't see! Give me something soft.

I don't know.

I don't know. I can't read lips. Or books. Or anything really. I'm a bear.

I don't see anything conclusive here, Shaw.

I don't want to hurt you, but I am not in control of my faculties.

I feel a change and now

I feel like it's been forever! Did Gordy feed you? We asked him to.

I got her down by the lake. Let's go pay her a visit.

I got something for you. I was waiting to surprise you.

I got special camo for us in the truck. We'll take him by surprise!

I guess it didn't matter anyway since the real werewolf showed up!

I guess things can get worse. Now Shaw is after us.

I had a comfy bed with my own blanky.

I have become the werewolf! And there are more of us behind you.

I have no idea what you just said, Giselle, but touché.

I just added more to my list of things that scare me.

I just cover it up and walk away.

I just discovered a new fear. Heights!

I just thought of something. Excuse me one moment.

I knew it! Wait, what are you afraid of?

I knew that bear couldn't hack it out here.

I knew that too. I was just testing you. You passed. Barely.

I knew you wouldn't go back to live in town.

I know you've been holed up here too long.

I know you've been holed up here too long.

I know! At the RV!

I like cake!

I lost them.

I love surprises!

I mean glory. Trees and this thing.

I must transform

I must wander these lonely woods

I need a hero to save me!

I need a word with Mr. Weenie.

I never should have trusted Elliot. How could I have been so stupid?

I promised myself I wouldn't cry...

I said "bottomless" and "bowels" in the same sentence.

I shall call this power The See cret and use it responsibly.

I smell pumpkin pie. It's me!

I stand with you. I've got nowhere else to go!

I stood face to face with the rabid beast.

I stood up for you because I thought you were my best friend.

I think it means we're friends, even if we're fish.

I think it's a kind of animal, related to the penguin, eh.

I think that's a great setup.

I think this is equipment for tracking a monster.

I thought that was a legend.

I thought you said there would be zip lines and parasailing...

I told you it'd be great. I got goosebumps up and down my goose!

I understand how you "laymen" are having a hard time following my logic.

I understand. You are home.

I was a regular dolphin and you were kind of a fat dolphin and we were...

I was skeptical of werewolves until I saw the drawing.

I was trying to say your name, but you jumped before I got to the "guh" sound.

I won't let anything happen to you this time and that's a promise.

I wouldn't go with you if you were the last best friend on earth!

I, Elliot Deer Esquire Junior the Third, née Danger, am hereby making it...

I.e., for example, said werewolf.

I'd gladly go on that special camping trip with you!

I'd recognize those pistachios anywhere.

I'll be right back.

I'll be scary!

I'll be sure to stay far away from Dead Bear Gulch.

I'll be the first to admit, Elliot is a ding a ling. But he's our ding a ling.

I'll be the first to admit, Elliot is a ding a ling. But he's our ding a ling.

I'll catch this beast for you, but it ain't gonna be easy.

I'll grow real tall!

I'll start. The Wailing Wampus Werewolf was on the prowl.

I'll use my instincts. Part of being an animal. We'll need this face helmet!

I'll use The See cret! Genius!

I'm a bear. Also, I'm a bear! I don't want to die.

I'm a cow!

I'm a grizzly bear!

I'm a master werewolf hunter slash tracker slash expert slash whisperer.

I'm building that panic room by myself and hibernating forever.

I'm coming with you. To make sure you don't bust any more moves.

I'm confused.

I'm doing the skeleton dance.

I'm going after him. I'm not a selfish deer. I'm gonna save everyone.

I'm going in.

I'm gonna search for some food.

I'm its main competition. I've gotta get away.

I'm just a doe, a deer, a female deer, out in the woods all alone.

I'm never gonna be the girl you want me to be.

I'm not looking for poo.

I'm not really German, I am Swiss!

I'm not so sure about Elliot's dancing abilities and I'm not...

I'm not sure I can pull this off.

I'm performing the Wailing Wampus Werewolf dance.

I'm really not in the mood.

I'm so sad. But so hungry.

I'm sorry, Elliot. I can't. I'm gonna build a panic room...

I'm sorry, what?

I'm starting to feel a little self conscious.

I'm sure there are some perfectly nice werewolves out there...

I'm sure there is a reasonable explanation for what is on his face.

I'm sure you look fine.

I've always had a fear of plane crashes.

I've been talking about the werewolf and suddenly it's everywhere.

I've got something that will make you happy.

I've gotta be honest, the Mr. Weenie part feels a little forced.

I've had enough! I'm done!

I've had to find another use for my unique talents.

I've never seen my so called brain, but I'm pretty sure I've got one.

Ian? Is that you? I'm pretty vulnerable out here.

Ian. It's me. Boog. I'm not a lady.

If Boog can overcome his fear of a real werewolf, he's sure to be brave...

If Elliot's our only hope, we're doomed!

If he is the werewolf, why didn't he attack you guys in your sleep?

If he is the werewolf, why didn't he attack you guys in your sleep?

If it makes you feel any better, you can hang with us, Mr. Weenie.

If Mr. Weenie is gonna transform into the werewolf, tonight's the night.

If not for me, then do it for Woo Know Hoo.

If only we had a sea plane.

If something happens to me, I want you to have my adorable sweaters.

If the werewolf himself appeared, you'd scare him away too.

If we really want to make sure that Mr. Weenie is the werewolf...

If you ask me, I saw this coming a long time ago.

If you care to join me... I mean us.

If you could stop the werewolf and stop open season...

If you got a pilot.

If you're gonna do this, let me help. Now, Boog, play it cool.

If you're lucky, maybe we'll see a bird or something.

If you're really lucky, maybe it'll be dead.

Imbeciles.

Impressive moves, Boog. We should call you Dances With Werewolves.

In order to not viciously eviscerate my beloved friends...

In order to track the werewolf, we need to start at the first place it appeared.

In that case, any one of us could be the werewolf.

Instead of Dead Bear Gulch, they're gonna have to call it...

Instead of disguising me as bait, why not use The See cret?

Instead of running away.

Into the hideous beast

Investigation, so follow my lead. Don't touch the evidence...

Is there a special dance or something?

Isn't it great how near death experiences make you feel so alive?

Isn't that kind of small for werewolf poop?

Isn't this where the Wailing Wampus Werewolf was last sighted?

It figures. There's one cactus in all of Timberline and I land right on it.

It is a tableau of unfathomable depravity. Come on in.

It just comes with being a Wailing Wampus Werewolf whisperer.

It means I must become one with the poo.

It was a dark and stormy night.

It was just a bunch of vampire bats that feed off the blood...

It was none other than the Wailing Wampus Werewolf.

It'll be fine. Quick question. Is there a pilot on board?

It's a safe place you can lock yourself into to keep the werewolves out.

It's a See cret.

It's all about the body language. You've gotta have the right walk...

It's all about the performance.

It's gonna hunker down in the one place it thinks we won't go.

It's got the intelligence of a man.

It's just a wiener dog scratching his back. Come on!

It's just you and me, bear. Mano a bear o.

It's moving north.

It's not fake! It's not fake!

It's not stupid.

It's okay, McSquizzy. I'll handle this.

It's our key to finding the werewolf.

It's settled, then. Mr. Weenie is the werewolf.

It's spotless. No signs of a struggle.

It's that or the hunters.

It's working!

Its claws were long and sharp.

Its deadly fangs!

Its poo is like bread crumbs. But way different.

Joke's over. Come on out.

Jolene!

Jolene!

Jolene!

Juiciest tub of lard he can find.

Just close the door behind you.

Just like in rehearsal. Places, everyone. And action!

Just listen, dingdongs.

Just to be clear...

Just waiting to be friends. But not this werewolf. Oh, no.

Just when this day couldn't get any worse.

Keep it together, Boog. Come on, go to your happy place.

Lap it up, granola buffs. Here's nature in all its gory.

Laugh it up, tick magnet. I'll be seeing you. Real soon.

Left handed, but bats righty. Swimmer's build.

Let go of my Dinkelman!

Let's check the transformation cam!

Let's get out of here!

Let's get you into that gulch.

Let's hide in one of those!

Let's huddle! Oh, man! Mr. Weenie's the werewolf!

Let's rehearse. I'll pretend to be male.

Let's stop and talk this over, you dirty rotten animals!

Let's take a short intermission. There's refreshments at the lake.

Lightning dance!

Like a stakeout? I love how I think.

Like this one. Bone voyage!

Like you know anything about getting a date.

Like, say, a bear or a deer.

Likes long walks in the moonlight. I can taste it. And also... Pistachios?

Listen, Elliot, I've had enough! This is too dangerous!

Listen, I didn't grow up in the woods. I lived in a cozy garage, remember?

Look at us. Walking around, not dead. High five. Or high three in my case.

Look, we just survived a plane crash. Maybe we should quit while...

Lookie! A werewolf pilot!

Lorraine! Now, you've gone too far.

Lucky for you, a little bird told me a new shipment of Woo Hoo bars...

Lupus homine

Make eye contact, but don't stare.

Make it stop!

Maybe I would appreciate near death more if I wasn't so hungry.

Maybe if I don't look at the full moon, I won't transform!

Maybe it dressed up like a man when it went into the office.

Maybe they went on a trip.

Maybe we should go help him.

Maybe we should lure the werewolf to us.

Maybe you're not.

Monster tracking equipment, monster tracking equipment.

Moose pucky!

More than ever.

Morons.

Movies! Two words! Lethal Weapon 2.

Mr. Shaw? Exactly how long have you been a nature guide?

Mr. Weenie is no more!

Mr. Weenie is on duty!

Mr. Weenie, please tell me that was your stomach.

Mr. Weenie, you're afraid of hot dog buns.

Mr. Weenie! Bad dog!

Mr. Weenie! Drop it! Sit. Stay. Heel!

Mr. Weenie? I brought you some Weiner Chow.

Mud slide dance!

My beloved owner Bobbie is gone.

My brothers.

My eyes are starting to pee.

My gut tells me that we'll find our werewolf in Dead Bear Gulch.

My hideous fangs, my irascible disposition?

My horn's stuck!

My main bear, Dinkelman. Actually, you're my main bear.

My mission to help you overcome...

My puppy dog eyes will burn blood red

My seat belt won't go all the way.

My slender wiener dog body

My snout will grow into a toothy snarl

Naturally.

Nice commercial, Ed!

Nice shooting, sheriff.

Nice try, Ian.

Nice werewolf, good werewolf.

Nice, Giselle.

Nightmare.

No more, no more

No one touches my Dinkelman.

No one was safe.

No problem. I can stay awake.

No way, eh. You're in a band?

No way! I say it and I see it. Rocks.

No way. Nothing good ever happens in a gulch. Especially not in that one.

No, Boog, face your fear. You look it in the eye and say, "I'm a grizzly bear!"

No, Elliot, I am not the werewolf.

No, it wasn't. I thought I was gonna die. I'm hyper ventilating.

No. It really smells more like 11 herbs and spices.

No. No, no, no.

Nope, nope, and nope.

Not bad. You got room for one more?

Not exactly a theme song moment, Mr. Weenie.

Not for a werewolf. It's poo. It's always poo. We've got to analyze this.

Not to recline so far back into my personal space?

Nothing is impossible if you believe in yourself.

Now here's the fun part: While we are hunting to extinction...

Now it's personal.

Now let's get back and warn the others about Shaw and the werewolf!

Now seems like the perfect time.

Now stand back while I investigate instead of running away.

Now that we're officially best friends, we should have our own theme song!

Now who's this here "Carte Blanch"?

Now, everyone keep your eyes peeled for the werewolf.

Now, if that don't get them busting down our door, nothing will.

Now, werewolves aren't like you and me.

Obviously he's having a werewolf dream of chasing...

Obviously none of you have ever been on a Wailing Wampus Werewolf...

Obviously the werewolf attacked Bobbie and Bob, then cleaned the RV.

Of course not! Who's gonna protect you, Elliot?

Of course this means you would have to feed me. And rub my belly.

Of course you're my friend.

Of living creatures. Everything's cool.

Oh, Beth, I'm so glad to see you! I knew you would never dump me in the woods!

Oh, Bobbie! Or Bob. How did it come to this?

Oh, Boog, I had the most wonderful dream! Me and you were dolphins.

Oh, boy, I've been waiting for this moment, don't you know?

Oh, Elliot is smart And Boog is all heart

Oh, Elliot. I don't know how you find the courage.

Oh, I've got evidence. Everybody here is in danger.

Oh, joyful day! My good luck has returned at last.

Oh, man! Why can't I follow my instincts instead of my nose?

Oh, man. Shaw's never gonna stop until he gets us all.

Oh, my apologies. I'm so weak from the hunger I could eat this rope.

Oh, no! Since it appears this is the end, I feel it's only right to confess.

Oh, no! What have I done?

Oh, no.

Oh, right.

Oh, See cret. I could sure use your help right now.

Oh, Shaw. Good day, eh?

Oh, stewardess! Would you mind asking the bunnies...

Oh, what a cute camera.

Oh, yeah. Call me.

Oh, you poor deer.

Okay, break! How could I have missed the signs!

Okay, Ed and Edna. Let's put this thing in cruise control...

Okay, everybody.

Okay, is there a taxidermist on board?

Okay, so our adventures are messy, they're unpredictable, wild.

Okay, we got rid of our dead weight.

Okay! I know this is your first stakeout, so don't hesitate...

Okay! The meeting is called to order. Marcia, you have an announcement?

Okay.

Okay. All right. Time to turn in.

Okay. Although, I'm pretty sure there isn't a real werewolf...

Okay. Let's cool down for a second.

Okay. Open season is reopened.

Once I dramatically capture the werewolf, slap him around a little bit...

One thing's for sure: This werewolf wanted to devour me.

Only a buffoon in a horror movie investigates creepy sounds...

Only a complete imbecile would ever believe...

Only a monster would leave something like this behind.

Open season is open again.

Open season?

Or a queen!

Or he's a sleeping wiener dog.

Or maybe the Wailing Wampus Werewolf got them.

Or up, depending on where you start from, eh?

Our pilots have left the plane. This is bad, no?

Out of ammo. Time to get touchy feely!

Panic room, panic room, panic room!

Pee on anything. Boog.

Perhaps one of my scented doodie bags will do?

Permanently.

Please don't do anything.

Point is, I was safe.

Probably going half out of your mind.

Probably talking the ear off of some poor werewolf.

Props on the fake teeth. Very convincing.

Quick, blend in.

Quick, blend in.

Quiet. It's here.

Ready or not, here we come! Let's go mining for treasure.

Reilly, you're afraid of splinters.

Relax, everyone. Statistically, flying is still the safest way to travel.

Reopen open season and let the tour guide hunt down the werewolf!

Right on Highway 7, next to the big tree.

Ruggedly handsome, maybe, but definitely not pretty.

Safe? We've never been safe! Crashing in airplanes...

Sailor's knot. Oh, bad idea.

Save your curds. We're getting the band back together.

Say that three times fast.

Scary! And the vicious werewolf emerged from the dark...

See you in the morning, Boogster. Sweet dreams.

See? I told you!

See? Nothing to worry about. It's just Mr. Weenie starving.

Selfie! And post.

Serge, can you fly?

Serge, you're afraid of duct tape.

Settle down, everybody.

Shake that tail feather!

Shaw is a rather gifted artist, I must say.

Shaw? You mean there's no werewolf?

Shaw.

Shaw. Only the werewolf. You're not to touch anything else in that forest.

She's right. Boog, are you the werewolf?

Sheriff, you know what you have to do.

Shoot that ugly female werewolf!

Shut your curd holes!

Skeletons don't shake their hips like they're trying to get a date.

Slow down, Boog. Let me handle this.

Snorkeling. Parasailing. It'll be relaxing.

So hard to keep the riff raff out these days. Boog! Staring contest! Go!

So I am the werewolf? I'm always the last to hear about these things.

So I am the werewolf. Go figure!

So is Bob, who I get along with but I'm not as close to.

So let's recap.

So that would mean I ate Bobbie! And Bob. I must leave this place...

So that's not monster poo? That's your poo?

So the ladybug tries to eat me, see? But she can't.

So we can go over my big plan to track down this monster.

So we've only got two problems. Piece of cake!

So what's a panic room?

So where's your best friend Idiot? You notice how I called Elliot "Idiot"?

So you're afraid of ladybugs, too? Therapy.

So you're saying the werewolf cleaned the dishes?

So, everybody did live happily ever after, including Mr. Weenie. The end!

Somebody would have said something.

Something bad has happened! Something really, really bad!

Something.

Sometimes I'm not in control of my faculties either.

Somewhere we can both safely hide.

Spotted it just outside of Dead Bear Gulch.

Stage fright, right? You should do what I do and imagine...

Still with me, Boog? You know I can't do this without my BFF.

Still with you.

Stop looking at my tushy. I can still taste the shame.

Such a ridiculous story about a werewolf.

Such teeny arms, how does he comb his hair?

Sure thing, sheriff. I will only shoot the werewolf.

Sure, the werewolf has fangs, Shaw has guns.

Sure, there's spooky mist.

Surprise, Mr. Weenie!

Surprise! Happy Mother's Day!

Sweetheart. Daddy's home. Wakey, wakey. Time to get up.

Take a gander, boys and girls. We've arrived at Dead Bear Gulch.

Take them away, boys!

Technically, I shouldn't be feeding the wildlife, but I think...

Than the Wailing Wampus Werewolf. Hold me.

Thank you, Sheriff Gordy.

Thanks for the tip. Pine needle eyelashes.

Thanks to you, that was the scariest one I told all week.

Thanks, Boog. I can always count on you.

That comes through for us. Because that's how we roll.

That ever graced this earth.

That is a terrible analogy.

That is mine. This is my spot.

That leads who knows where is the best idea?

That reminds me of Bobbie.

That thing looks horrible!

That too. The point is, when the chips were down...

That was my stomach. Without Bobbie to feed me, I'm so very hungry.

That was not my stomach, but I am still starving.

That will render Mr. Weenie

That will render Mr. Weenie

That would have been nice to know.

That you'll end up a spinster living with two pet bobcats.

That's Bear Friend Forever, FYI. For your information. LOL.

That's gonna leave a mark.

That's gonna smart for a few days.

That's my cue.

That's strange. I hear the ocean. Funny how that happens every time.

That's the scariest thing I've ever seen!

That's the traditional werewolf interpretive dance...

That's too dangerous.

That's what Bobbie told me just before she was eaten by a werewolf.

That's what I was worried about.

That's where Bob and or Bobbie were eaten by the werewolf!

That's where it all began. In Dead Bear Gulch.

That's where we'll find our werewolf.

That's why I love you, Edna. You're good at reading maps!

That's why the werewolf will come for me first.

The audience are all in their underwear.

The bad news?

The bestest friends You've ever seen ie

The Boog I know is gonna build his panic room. See you, Giselle.

The Boog I know wouldn't abandon his friend.

The dip where we went down and our stomachs went up!

The door is locked. Need Mr. Weenie to go in through the doggy door.

The end of the rope is the most delicious part!

The evil spirits! They're here!

The full moon is even fuller than last night's full moon.

The great werewolf hunter is in Dead Bear Gulch...