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Who's Harry Crumb? "Who's Harry Crumb?" is a comedy film released in 1989, directed by Paul Flaherty. Starring John Candy

Who's Harry Crumb?

"Who's Harry Crumb?" is a comedy film released in 1989, directed by Paul Flaherty. Starring John Candy in the lead role, this hilarious movie became one of the late comedian's most beloved performances. The story revolves around Harry Crumb, a bumbling and inept private investigator, who finds himself in the middle of a high-profile kidnapping case.

In this side-splitting comedy, John Candy shines as the lovable and clumsy Harry Crumb. Candy's impeccable timing and physical comedy skills bring the character to life, making audiences laugh from start to finish. With his distinctive charm and endearing nature, Candy effortlessly carries the movie on his broad shoulders, showcasing his remarkable talent as a comedic actor.

The supporting cast includes familiar faces such as Jeffrey Jones, who portrays the wealthy and mysterious Eliot Draisen, the man behind the kidnapping plot. Shawnee Smith plays Nikki Downing, a young woman who initially appears to be Harry's love interest but may have ulterior motives. Also, Annie Potts plays Helen Downing, Nikki's wealthy stepmother, and George Wendt as Vince Barnes, an accomplice involved in the plot. Together, this star-studded ensemble adds depth and comedic flair to the already hilarious narrative.

With a sharp and witty script, "Who's Harry Crumb?" presents audiences with a delightful blend of slapstick comedy and clever one-liners. The film ensures bursts of laughter throughout as Harry Crumb unintentionally stumbles his way through various mishaps and misunderstandings while trying to solve the kidnapping case. Paul Flaherty's direction captures the essence of the comedy, allowing each actor to shine in their respective roles.

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Released in the late 1980s, "Who's Harry Crumb?" became a cult classic among John Candy's fans and comedy aficionados alike. Despite receiving mixed reviews upon its initial release, the film has since gained a dedicated following who appreciates its lightheartedness and Candy's endearing performance. It stands as a testament to the talent and legacy of Candy, a beloved actor whose signature brand of comedy continues to bring joy to audiences today.

In conclusion, "Who's Harry Crumb?" is a laugh-out-loud comedy that showcases John Candy's comedic genius and remains an iconic film from the late 1980s. With a stellar cast, hilarious script, and memorable performances, it's a must-watch for fans of both John Candy and classic comedy. So go ahead, play and download these sounds here, and relish in the timeless laughter and charm that "Who's Harry Crumb?" has to offer.

A 1936 supercharged auburn 851 speedster...
A bond...
A book cover is only skin deep.
A laundry cart was found in the rear parking lot.
A mind that is brazen, yet cowardly.
A real beauty.
A sad situation.
A sneaky player.
A special understanding.
A sportsman has for his quarry.
About how much more respect...
Actually, Crumb, this is Jeffrey Brandt. He's one of our top men.
All right, come on.
All right, you imbecile, I confess! I did it!
All right! My lucky day!
All right.
All right.
All she wants is Dad's money. Money and sex. She's a nympho.
All there.
All there.
Aloha. Say hi to Don Ho for me.
Although it's a criminal, doesn't know exactly what it's doing...
An intimate connection between fish and fisherman.
And caviar dreams.
And find her...
And go to the racetrack at noon...
And good news...
And I hereby charge these two miscreants...
And I think we're gonna need it. I think I'm stuck.
And Kelly is the winner at 1:29 in the 11th round.
And make sure the lab has the number here in case they come up with anything.
And no police...
And now, I mean, just look at her. She's perfect.
And out of my way.
And over the years, I've developed a theory about private detectives.
And sit in my chair.
And that's with my pro shop discount.
And the boots to match.
And the criminal mind.
And the ventilator shaft runs right alongside of it.
And then some.
And thoroughly incompetent.
And Vince Barnes in the midst of their humping activity.
And what have we here? Well...
And what is that, Mr. Crumb?
And what's it all come to? Some kidnappers are gonna get it all.
And yet, all too often, we indulge our basest desires.
And you were applying the mud like so.
And, it's suspected, did the same to Ms. Downing.
Anticipation, perseverance and inconspicuousness.
Are you gonna miss me?
Are you saying she doesn't have a regular weekly appointment?
Arriving at gate 88.
As a result of my clandestine photo operation...
As long as the police stay completely out of sight...
As long as we keep track of the money...
As you can imagine, these are trying times.
As you wish.
At 10:45, on the morning of June 11...
Back then, dinner and a movie might've gotten you into some girl's panties.
Bamboo is my business.
Be easy to find...
Beat it.
Because I have yet to meet a kidnapper I could not outwit.
Before it's earned our money's all been spent
Better me than your husband.
Better. Pressure's good for regular driving, but once they hit the hills...
Beyond the level of the animals.
Bitch.
Bombay Air Conditioning. Let me give you my card.
Book him.
Boy...
Breathe in.
Buenos Aires, is it?
Buenos Aires?
But also the source of his undoing.
But have no fear.
But hiring me to take pornographic pictures...
But I can tell she likes me.
But I don't have anyone who can give it the kind of attention it needs.
But I would hope you could keep things on a professional level.
But I would rather rot in jail for the rest of my life...
But I'm just gonna say this once:
But it's different with Jennifer.
But it's going to take a lot more than that to get into mine.
But no, take a look at that pathetic little...
But the kidnapper is none other than...
But they are less sad to me...
But they may never discover what I already know.
But they're discussing my prowess as a private dick.
But to tell you the truth, she and the girls have never been that close.
But we just have to kill him this weekend.
But what the hell. Just give me a minute.
But you do have a noon appointment with Mrs. Macintyre.
But you knew what I was doing. That's funny.
By the shine of your suit, the cut of your shoes and the look in your eye...
Can be so easily misinterpreted.
Can you believe this man almost got away with our money?
Can't you control this thing?
Classy.
Come on in, Eliot. Make yourself to home.
Come on, Eliot. What kind of stationary bike has a brake?
Come on, he's an idiot.
Come on, throw him!
Come on!
Come on. Jackpot!
Come to Daddy.
Crazy like a fox.
Crumb & Crumb, serving greater Tulsa.
Crumb, are you okay?
Crumb, are you okay?
Crumb, do you know what that is?
Crumb. Harry Crumb.
Dad, we're gonna set up a surveillance operation.
Damn!
Damn! Noon appointment?
Danger's my middle name.
Dangerous?
Detective Casey. I'd like you to meet Harry Crumb.
Detective Casey's good, very good.
Did I get these pictures?
Did they do it or not?
Did you bring your copy of the Downing file?
Didn't he send you here?
Didn't I tell you he was a schmooze?
Do I look like Mr. Friggin' Wizard?
Do you know that when she was 14 she was so skinny everybody worried...
Do you know where Mrs. Downing is?
Do you make this stuff up as you go along?
Do you think these people imagine...
Don't be such a putz, Vince.
Don't make a sound.
Don't think I didn't know what was goin' on in your mind.
Don't worry, Nikki. I've got a firm grip.
Don't you know?
Each are separate from each other in that the criminal body...
Eliot Draisen says you're the best.
Eliot tells me you share my love of languages.
Eliot, I have something to show you.
Every word they say, I see.
Everything will be just fine.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Excuse me, Mr. Crumb. These escrow papers are waiting for your signature.
Fallacy.
First, there was Augustus Crumb, who founded the agency.
Fishing is my life.
Flight 212 to Buenos Aires now boarding.
From Friday till Monday.
Give me the suitcase, pal. Nice and slow.
Give the money to Eliot Draisen.
Go ahead. Have a look see.
Go figure, huh?
God forbid anything dangerous should happen.
God help us.
God!
Goddamnit it, Vince, I am suffering here.
Good bye, Harry Crumb.
Good luck, Harry.
Good man.
Good morning. Crumb & Crumb Detective Agency. Please hold.
Good, good, good. That's very good to know.
Good, good, good. Vince Barnes.
Good, very good.
Good.
Great.
Harry already figured that out.
Harry Crumb.
Harry, are you sure you won't come with us to Hawaii?
He cares about you almost as much as I do.
He didn't make a sound.
He is one of them.
He is probably gonna pay those bastards every penny they want.
He wants to see you.
He's been on special assignment in the Midwest.
He's doing whatever the hell the kidnappers told him to do.
He's gonna die a happy man.
He's good, huh?
He's good, really good.
He's quite the, uh, philodendron.
Helen Downing is having an affair.
Helen Downing.
Helen should know about this. Tim.
Helen.
Hello, Nikki.
Hello, Susie? My name is Angel.
Hello?
Hello? Kidnapper?
Help.
Her assailant chloroformed Ms. Downing's attendant, Marie Cannell...
Hey, babe, I'll be back in an hour.
Hey, Dad!
Hey, what happened to inconspicuous?
Hi. How ya doing?
Hit it.
Hmm?
Hmm. Well, the truth is, Nikki, the kidnappers had a very good reason...
Hold all my calls.
Hold me. Touch me. Kiss me, you mad fool.
Hold there. Wait a minute.
How is she holding up?
How you doing, Harry?
However, I can tell you what it's like coming from a long line of detectives.
Human nature is...
I always thought pancakes were good for that.
I am Deszu Djizlas.
I believe that there's a reason mankind has been lifted...
I believe, Eliot...
I can barely here you. Hello, man!
I can handle it. I can handle anything.
I can just see him now, hanging onto that wheel...
I can understand your wanting to rely on a private investigator...
I can't get this thing down!
I can't wait, my darling.
I do know this. The people of this building are very hot now.
I don't believe it.
I don't believe this!
I don't care what they want. I'll pay anything.
I don't know how you figured it out with that witless brain of yours...
I don't know what you thought I was talking about...
I don't know, Helen. I don't think I can trust you anymore.
I don't know. Look at the size of her head. She must be enormous.
I don't know. Maybe it's a brake.
I don't mean to be boastful...
I don't think you'll be needing those.
I forgot. Scooter accident when I was a kid.
I get the feeling every time I walk out that door...
I get the feeling there ain't nobody in this crazy, mixed up world...
I got it! Vince's apartment is right here...
I got tickets booked under a false name.
I got you, babe.
I gotta check in with the mister.
I gotta go.
I guess a lot's changed.
I guess she did.
I guess we're just two of a kind.
I happen to know that P.J. Downing's daughter was kidnapped 72 hours ago.
I hate being poor.
I hate it when you talk cheap.
I have a lot of experience in these matters...
I have identified the kidnapper.
I have photographic prints showing Helen Downing...
I have this feeling.
I have to tell you one thing, Dwayne. We're in better shape than we thought.
I hope you're not actually paying this clown for his so called services.
I just paid 34.50 for this shirt...
I just wish they would've kidnapped the old cow instead.
I kidnapped her! I was behind the whole thing!
I knew that I would now.
I knew you were up to something. Now here's my proof.
I know I'm stuck.
I know the score of that game...
I may have to pull some strings, but I may be able to convince him.
I mean, just the way that you handle yourself.
I mean, she's so good at everything, and she's so beautiful.
I might ask you the same thing.
I must become more familiar with these kidnappers.
I must go to the scene of the crime.
I must think like them.
I must understand them.
I must warn you, Vince Barnes, I have a black belt in aikido.
I need to set a date for the stockholders meeting.
I really don't think you'll run into any trouble.
I see you've been redecorating.
I still don't understand why Crumb was in that car. P.J. should've been dead.
I think it's time I see your father now.
I think it's time we paid Mr. Vince Barnes a little visit.
I think this is a good time for coffee.
I thought it would. But that is why you hired me in the first place.
I thought maybe you'd like to lend a hand.
I thought you said you could do this with your eyes closed.
I thought you'd find that funny.
I thought, perhaps, a drive alone might help.
I took these yesterday. I had the lab put a rush on them.
I was right. The man's a complete and utter idiot.
I was thinking this morning about the kidnappers.
I will.
I wonder if it's ever occurred to Mr. Crumb...
I would be driving P.J.'s car.
I'd do anything to get her back.
I'd like to meet him someday.
I'd say you got at least a 50 50 chance of livin'.
I'll bring Crumb up to speed on the Downing case.
I'll see you later.
I'll tell you what...
I'm a friend of Miguel.
I'm always interested in your professional opinion.
I'm fond of many things.
I'm forever in your debt, Harry. I don't know how I can repay you.
I'm gonna rip your heart out and eat it for breakfast.
I'm my own Crumb. You know what I mean?
I'm Nikki, the other daughter.
I'm not like those other Crumbs.
I'm on the phone with the kidnappers.
I'm on the phone.
I'm sorry, that's not what I meant.
I'm sorry. What did you say your name was?
I'm sure Mr. Crumb doesn't need you interfering with his work.
I'm sure of it, Nikki. It was no accident.
I'm sure she means to be helpful, but...
I'm the one who changed the ransom note.
I'm working on it.
I've even heard them say they're talking about your dismissal.
I've got a black belt in aikido and the boots to match.
I've had my eye on you for a while, lady.
I've never seen those before.
If I were rich, would you think differently of me?
If it's all right, Miss Downing, we'd like to ask you a few more questions.
If they don't get their money on Friday, they might kill her.
Impossible.
Improves slow twitch muscle response.
In a car with no brakes.
In fact, I know... that at this very moment...
In our own hacienda.
In that case, the kidnappers have made one fatal mistake.
In the entire world, only two of these have ever been found.
In there.
Indeed, he sounds like a smart man.
Indulge me. I will be you.
Is that it? No brakes at all?
Is that the money?
Is that tree diseased?
It doesn't hurt.
It makes me wonder if the criminal mind is actually human at all.
It tightens the pores and rejuvenates the dermis.
It was a very, very big pain in the butt.
It was Lionel... God rest his soul...
It was you who were having an affair with your husband all along.
It would appear that your stepmother presents something of a puzzle to me.
It's 90 million years old.
It's a burden, yes, but one that I can live with.
It's a little nippy in here.
It's a pterodactyl egg.
It's for you.
It's fossilized.
It's just a theory.
It's just a thought, that's all, a theory.
It's just dribbling out.
It's like taking candy from a baby.
It's Nikki. I thought you might need me.
It's no wonder they took her, huh?
It's not what I want to hear, Eliot.
It's probably just clogged. Just put it on exhaust.
It's the home office.
Jennifer Downing was abducted from room three at Suki's...
Jennifer taught me how to make this drink.
Just be there tonight, you big hunk of meat.
Just control yourself till the check's in the mail, so to speak.
Just in back of me.
Just kidding.
Just like a doctor... always on call.
Just like those animals that took our Jennifer.
Just shoot him!
Just wanted a second opinion.
Kid, where you going?
Kidnappings always are.
Kids.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're currently number three for takeoff.
Let me see those!
Let's go.
Let's go. It would be better if I'm not here.
Let's see. "Runaway vehicle..."
Listen, I know you're not happy. I can make you happy.
Listening to Mozart, heading down that canyon.
Look, we can get into his car whenever you want.
Lots of money.
Man's greatest triumph...
Master of disguises, eh?
Maybe now, in front of these two gentlemen...
Maybe your eyes are playing tricks on me.
Metal plate in my head.
Metal plate.
Mix 'em together, you got a Cherry Coke.
Money means nothing, Mr. Crumb, when it comes to your own child.
Money.
More coins!
Mote like perception or observation.
Move it, Kimball. Come on.
Move, Dennis.
Move! Sucker punch!
Mr. and Mrs. Downing?
Mr. Crumb, are you there?
Mr. Crumb, I have news.
Mr. Downing.
Mr. Draisen.
Mrs. Macintyre.
My God.
My mechanic says the brake fluid was deliberately drained.
Next.
Nice car.
Nice to see you. Nice people, very nice people.
Nikki has given me information I couldn't have gotten on my own.
Nikki, turn!
Nikki, turn!
Nimble, yet clumsy. Cunning, yet naive.
No buts about it.
No more Freddy the Fisherman.
No need to hear. I've been trained in the art of reading lips.
No need to. I've committed it to memory.
No, I think he suspects he has a dick, but he'd need a road map to find it.
No, I'm Draisen.
No, thank you. I had a falafel before I got here.
No, thanks.
No, that was her mother, and it was Mrs. Downing's regular time.
No, you don't understand.
No. I was there.
No. I've been so thoroughly trained, I don't have to think before speaking.
Nobody told me nothing about no air conditioning repair.
Not criminals. Not anyone.
Not now, my little health shake.
Not now. That's enough.
Not so fast.
Not that I'm jealous or anything.
Not while I'm nipping at their heels.
Now announcing the arrival of flight 50 from New York...
Now listen, Tonto. I don't know if you speak American...
Now you know how good I really am.
Now you understand.
Now, are you gonna show me those pictures or not?
Number 9. I'm here.
Number nine.
Of course I would.
Of course I'm okay!
Of course you are. It's just that I was told...
Of course, the mileage may vary.
Of course.
Of you and your sleaze ball husband is as low as it gets.
Off to play tennis again?
Oh, boy. A thousand apologies for my face hitting your fisticuffs, sahib.
Oh, damn!
Oh, geez, I hope that wasn't as old as it looked.
Oh, God, from now on, I'm keeping a close eye...
Oh, great. Now I suppose everyone will want some.
Oh, Harry Crumb. It's nice to...
Oh, please. I had a good partner.
Oh, she's nice, Mr. D., real nice.
Oh, she's wonderful, but Jennifer was my first little girl.
Oh, yeah? lf you're not cheating on me, whose socks are these?
Okay, I don't know anything about that.
Okay, I'm coming.
Okay, Jennifer. Just relax. Everything's going to be fine...
Okay, listen, you're almost there. About another...
Okay.
On our Mrs. Downing and that strapping stud of hers.
On the contrary, P.J., Nikki's been invaluable to me.
One cannot kidnap oneself.
One of them is keeping an eye on my quarry.
One size fits all... who are they kidding?
One thing that puzzles me is how the kidnappers knew...
One thing we can be thankful for is...
One, two, three!
Or they'll kill me.
Ordinarily, this is one of my great pleasures.
Otherwise, I'd be late for all my appointments.
Our money.
Perfect!
Perfect?
Perhaps blissfully, unaware.
Perhaps Jennifer should be the jealous one.
Perhaps later, but now I'll fix your air conditioning.
Perhaps the most brilliant detective of his time.
Please, sit down. Continue what you're doing.
Quite the contrary.
Rather than listen to one more idiotic word!
Really? Stop it! You make me sick.
Remember, lunch, soon as I get back.
Right on time. Eliot!
Right, right! Combination, combination!
Right.
Sad things.
Say something sexy, you animal.
Say, is that a dog?
Says you.
Scrod oil?
Scrod oil.
See for yourself. They pushed back the ransom top...
Servants and seascapes and champagne wishes.
Set it for the 12th. That'll give us a week for that tax deferral.
She had given to her daughter her regular appointment.
She tells me that's what gives you that amazing figure.
She what?
She's a slut.
She's a very attractive woman...
She's doing the bad thing with Vince Barnes...
She's gotta have it constantly... four or five times a day.
She's their stepmother, actually.
She's your daughter.
Shit!
Shit! What the hell was that?
Should be gettin' a call any minute now.
Shut up. Just think of another way to kill him and pour me a drink.
Sick things.
Sitting in the house.
Sleep in my bed...
So good, so good.
So I momentarily mistook her for you.
So nice to meet you.
So nice, so nice.
So you say.
So, it was not as easy as you said.
So, just help me, okay?
So, tell me, what's it like being a great detective and all?
So...
Someone's gonna come in here and take my place...
Sometimes you have to read every word to get the whole picture.
Sorry.
Sorry. Bit of an accident.
Sounds like things are getting a little mushy.
Sounds okay to me.
Sounds peachy.
Speak up, for God's sake!
Step number one... remain calm.
Step number two... feather the brakes...
Stick him! Move! That's it! Up! Down!
Still one thing puzzles me.
Stop!
Stop!
Stop. I like you dirty.
Sugar and spice.
Sure. Whatever.
Take a number.
Take it down, Nikki!
Ten million?
Thank God you're here! I've been so worried.
Thank you, Eliot. She's probably down by the stables.
Thank you, God.
Thank you, Mr. Crumb. Nikki says we owe everything to you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks, Nikki, but a president must be on call 24 hours a day.
Thanks.
That hoes come as somewhat a surprise to me.
That husband of yours...
That I got you.
That P.J. Downing's daughter was a beautiful young woman...
That she looked like a newt.
That there may be things going on of which he is totally...
That they are going to get what they want?
That they signed that idiot Crumb to the case.
That Vince Barnes... He's craftier than I thought.
That's all right. I'll find her.
That's correct. Suddenly he leapt out at me.
That's easy for you to say.
That's it! Left, right!
That's my money.
That's my pants. All right.
That's right, baby. Buenos Aires.
That's right.
That's right. Put the money in a suitcase...
That's right. Your cover's blown.
That's why Mr. Crumb's here.
That's why she's going out with that scumball, Vince.
The bag!
The brakes on your father's car were deliberately tampered with.
The criminal mind knows exactly what it's doing.
The flight to Buenos Aires doesn't leave till 4:00.
The full body mud pack is one of our most popular treatments.
The girl's mother...
The kidnappers are in pain, mental torment...
The kidnappers are probably as scared as you are.
The kidnappers are so unnerved by me, they've had to change their plans.
The kidnappers will not harm your daughter...
The ransom note arrived. They want ten million.
The things I do for money.
The tough part is not getting the pictures.
The tough part is what you see...
The vent's too high. I can barely see.
The whole trick to tailing a suspect is anticipation.
Then there was his son, Lionel Crumb...
Then wait by the phone next to the jockeys' entrance.
Then we spend another six months coming up with a perfect plan to kill him.
There aren't any jewels. This is a kidnapping.
There is no way they'll be aware of police presence.
There is one possibility.
There it is.
There was not one single mention of the stolen jewels.
There we are. There we are right here.
There'll be nothing left... the house, the cars, the stocks.
There's a feeling between man and fish...
There's a way in which you and I are very much alike.
There's no point in following them, 'cause we know where they're going.
There's only one thing I don't know...
There's some weird things going on in these pictures.
These are you d****s for the board room, Mr. Crumb.
These pictures are of me!
They are all blaming you.
They are lazy, stupid, cowardly, arrogant...
They are sweaty and disgusting.
They say our love won't pay the rent.
They'll suck him dry.
They're slime, and without exception...
They're the kidnappers. We've got them right where we want them.
They're very good.
Think, think, think.
This Friday. I think I can buy us a little time...
This gives us a range of up to three miles.
This is Jennifer. They want the money today.
This is just plain old fashioned excellent.
This is very low, blackmailing me for sexual favors.
This jacket's too tight. Those motel dry cleaners shrunk it.
This, no doubt, was their means of escape.
To tell you the truth...
Today instead of Monday?
Today, it's just a way to keep my mind off Jennifer.
Tonight?
Too foofy.
Too loose.
Too short to get a trace.
Too tight.
Touchdown!
Traces of chloroform were present.
Trying to figure out my next move.
Turn on the air conditioner. It's too hot.
Unfortunately, people don't always do what we expect them to.
Use your voice.
Very good. Okay.
Very nice.
Vin, just get it!
Vince, we've got a problem.
Vince, you are not listening. They want the money on Friday.
We all aspire to our noblest instincts...
We do what we can to get through them.
We have a faulty connection. I'm on a jockey phone.
We just have to get the money before the kidnappers do.
We know where the kidnappers are.
We married a couple of years ago in a moment of weakness, perhaps.
We still haven't heard anything.
We'll be cruising at 32,000 feet.
We'll be receiving our takeoff clearance momentarily.
We'll be taking the canyon drive today?
We'll get the loot and to straight to the airport.
We'll see you then. Bye bye.
We're both traveling through life...
We're going to the airport.
We're made for each other.
We've got all the time in the world.
We've still got each other, babe.
Well, believe what you want, but don't believe it here.
Well, did you or didn't you get the pictures?
Well, he must have been standing here...
Well, I've been trying to kill P.J. You know, for his money.
Well, it only happened yesterday.
Well, it's been ten years, Mr. Crumb.
Well, my modesty prohibits me saying.
Well, of course I'm coming. I'm out the door, you cute little man.
Well, well, well. Detective Casey. What about your theory now?
Well, what happens if I do?
What a piece of junk.
What a schmooze.
What a sleaze.
What are you standing around for? Get!
What are you talking about?
What can I say?
What can you say? I'll tell you. You can say that you're...
What do you mean? We have no idea where they're keeping Jennifer.
What do you say to that, Eliot Draisen?
What do you think he's doing?
What do you think?
What do you want?
What is going on in there?
What kind of cheap place is this?
What kind of girl do you think I am?
What the fuck is that?
What the heck?
What the hell are you doing here?
What the hell you doin'? Open your eyes!
What this lever does.
What you learn about people.
What?
What?
What's the matter, big boy? Just couldn't stay away?
When I get what I want, understood?
When the going gets hot, the hot get air conditioning.
When this is all over, Crumb...
Where credit is due.
Who can stop us now.
Who entrusted me with the day to day operations of Crumb & Crumb.
Who is that?
Who is this? What the hell do you want, Eliot?
Who was that?
Whoa!
Why don't we just discuss this in your office?
Why don't you just check in with me later, Jeff?
Will commit the crime, unwittingly, if you will.
With double overhead cams and in cherry condition.
With my brains and your brown eyes, we're goin' places. Big places.
With servants?
With the kidnapping of one Jennifer Downing.
Would you like a mint? I got them from the bus station.
Would you mind taking your free hand off the doorbell?
Wow, and I feel good.
Yeah, I'm gonna need it.
Yeah, now you know the folly of your ways.
Yeah, right. Says you.
Yeah?
Yeah. Just stay there till Dobson gets there.
Yeah. Now I've got ya.
Yes and no.
Yes, he is. Who, may I ask, is calling? One moment, please.
Yes, he'll be with you in just a minute.
Yes, I can't stand this waiting around, Henry...
Yes, I met Nikki on the way in.
Yes, it is Jennifer Downing I'm here to find.
Yes, thank you, Eliot.
Yes, that's very important to us here.
Yes?
Yes. I just heard you were coming.
Yes. They're animals all right.
Yes. Well, I'll take that into consideration.
Yes. Well, I'm here.
You always give Miss Downing her mud pack?
You are a poor excuse for a human being.
You bet.
You can have your lab inspect this note as much as you want...
You can't just barge in here.
You certainly know your bamboo.
You didn't think I could figure it out, did you?
You didn't think I was up to the challenge.
You don't know anything about this kidnapping, do you?
You don't think he suspects anything, do you?
You find that crazy typewriter, and you'll have your kidnappers.
You first.
You get paid for this?
You got it. Have a safe trip.
You haven't looked at these, have you?
You idiot!
You kidnapped her?
You kind words are enough, P.J., not to mention this enormous check.
You know, Eliot, I have a little confession of my own to make.
You know, Eliot, you were right. That was a brake.
You know, it would appear your mother is...
You know, Mr. Downing...
You know, that may be worth something.
You know, the whole fish/man thing.
You look different somehow.
You make an omelet, you break a few eggs.
You make me feel like a woman again.
You may find this very hard to believe...
You mind if I look around?
You must be Eliot Draisen.
You okay?
You really are incredible.
You shouldn't talk so loud on the phone, Helen.
You shouldn't underestimate her.
You there! Pilot!
You wanna do it tonight, we'll do it tonight, okay?
You wanna hear some more?
You want me to give the money to Eliot Draisem?
You were photographing Vince Barnes' apartment yesterday?
You what?
You will be the intruder. Show to me exactly how it happened, please.
You?
You'd look great in a grass skirt.
You'd think an athletic guy like Vince Barnes would have a big dingus.
You'll finally be man enough to give credit...
You'll get your chance.
You're an insightful man, Mr. Crumb. A man of many talents.
You're certainly a font of knowledge.
You're P.J. Downing's daughter, huh?
You've alerted the police.
You've earned it, Harry. You've given me back both my daughters.
15 feet up on your left... not too far.
40 love.
95, 96, 97, 98...
1225 North Rodeo Drive.
99. Amazing.
All right. Sorry, sorry.
An egg? Yeah.
And you must be... Helen Downing.
And you want me to see them? Of course.
And you were leaning over like this? Yes.
Any calls yesterday? No, Harry.
Are the photos back from the lab? On your desk.
Cherry? No fruit, thank you.
Coke? No, thank you.
Come on, get your butt up there. All right, I'm going.
Consider me there. Good.
Could you spell that please? I don't think so. Try it with a "D."
Crumb? Yes.
Damn it, Draisen, you said... Dwayne, you'll get what you want...
Do tell. Brace yourself.
Don't get so steamed. If we do not kill him now...
Eliot Draisen? Give him the money.
Excuse me? I was just thinking, Mr. Downing...
Fine. How's your house guest? She's a little shy.
Flight 212 to Buenos Aires, gate 17. Right.
For Christ's sake, can't you lose him? He's on me like glue.
Give the money to Draisen. Pardon?
Good bye, Crumb. Good bye, Nikki.
Good day to you, sir. Good day.
Great! Are you sure you can handle it?
Harry Crumb? Yes, this is Crumb.
Harry Crumb. Who's Harry Crumb?
He's our vice president of operations. Quality control!
Hello? Hello, Mr. Barnes.
Hello? How we doing, boss man?
Hello? How's our girl?
Holy shit, that was dangerous. Danger?
How about today? No.
I know you by reputation. My reputation precedes me.
I'll show you to your office. Good.
I'm Dennis Kimball. Dennis Kimball.
I'm from Budapest. Oh, Hungary.
Isn't it? You're right about that.
Isn't that a marabou muddler? Yes. Are you a fly fisherman?
It's too hot. What?
Just give me those pictures. Sure.
Lecithin. Lecithin.
Like spying. Like spying, yes.
Like what, spying? No, not like spying.
Me? Yes.
Morning, Harry. Morning, Georgie.
Mr. Crumb? Yes?
Mr. D... Djizlas.
My dad's upstairs. So, you'd have me believe...
My God! It's Crumb!
Nice fish... very big. Thank you.
No, I've never been there. There's been a murder.
No, there's no coming back. They're giving away everything!
No. Go with Venetian blinds. Like I suggested in the first place.
not to take your stepmother. What's that?
Not where we're going. You mean...
Of course. Of course.
Oh, same old family crap, huh? Yeah. You know, Nikki...
Oh, send him in. Crumb?
One short. Oh, please!
P.J. How are you, Eliot?
San Francisco's calling on line two! All right.
Satin finish? Glossies.
Send her in. Okay, Harry!
She's not my mother! Okay.
Shit. What now?
That he's dead? Do you think so?
That thought had crossed my mind. We think a lot alike.
The Bottoms Up Club? The Bottoms Up Club?
The club. I got a lesson. Now?
They won't really kill her, will they? Of course not.
This is wrong. No, it's perfect.
Usually, yeah. Mr. Crumb...
We want you. Look...
Well, no, it was her first time. Oh, really?
Well, what kind of egg? A bird egg?
What about the girl? Forget her. We don't need her anymore.
What about this Harry Crumb? Lionel's only offspring... pure genius.
What are you talking about? There is, Mr. Crumb...
What do we do now? Now we sit tight.
What now? Who said that?
What? I've uncovered low schemes before...
What? Please. These things...
What? Tennis lesson.
What's that, Mr. Crumb? They're making me mad.
Who are you? I am Vijay from Bombay.
Who? Eliot Draisen.
Would you mind? No, of course not.
Yeah? Hello. Helen?
Yeah? You're late.
Yes, I've heard of that club. It's... Oh, you've been here?
Yes? It's Harry Crumb.
Yes? Mr. Draisen will see you now.
Yes. Right away?
Yes. Hello? Yes? Yeah? It's Mrs. Macintyre!
You all right, Mr. Crumb? Yes, I'm fine.
You Crumb? You know who I am?
You do? Yes.
You don't like what you see? Only I am the judge of that.
You ever been to San Francisco? Yes, I've been to San Francisco.
You haven't changed since night school. I loved you then, and I still do.
You idiot! Hmm?
You know how it is. Yes...
You mean right now? That's right. I'm waiting.
You mean... That's right... the Harry Crumb.
You must be crazy, Crumb. Crazy?
You say you're from New York? No, I work in New York.
You're losing him. He's right there. Let me handle it.
Zealous... Would you get to the point!
'Cause I got you.
'cause she's huge.
"Ah, ha."
"Do you prefer Chinese or Japanese?"
"Obviously English is a problem too."
"One who engages in love affairs frivolously or casually."
"So called"? See for yourself, butch.
"Sure, sure."
"with a light pumping motion."