A chance again from Can't Hardly Wait
A few new songs. Mostly old stuff. from Can't Hardly Wait
A goddamn life, asshole? from Can't Hardly Wait
A love struck Romeo from Can't Hardly Wait
A party I'll be attending, a party she'll be attending. from Can't Hardly Wait
A working rain forest... from Can't Hardly Wait
Above the bed, dude. I'm gonna be like this. Look. from Can't Hardly Wait
Actually, I'm trying to get everybody to sign by their own picture. from Can't Hardly Wait
Actually, they're more worried about you than anything else. from Can't Hardly Wait
Afraid not. from Can't Hardly Wait
After Mike beaned me with a raisin in home ec. from Can't Hardly Wait
Ah, yeah ! from Can't Hardly Wait
All great writers revise. What from Can't Hardly Wait
All I know is, tonight... from Can't Hardly Wait
All I needed for another day from Can't Hardly Wait
All I needed was fhe love you gave from Can't Hardly Wait
All right, fine. You're Boba Fett, you're Grand Moff Tarkin. from Can't Hardly Wait
All right. from Can't Hardly Wait
All right. from Can't Hardly Wait
All right. from Can't Hardly Wait
All right. Bathroom, pee, underarm check, Breath Assure from Can't Hardly Wait
All right. But the goggles. from Can't Hardly Wait
All right. I get the picture. You know what? from Can't Hardly Wait
All right. This is it. from Can't Hardly Wait
All right. We will set up... from Can't Hardly Wait
All right. You know what? I don't really want to talk about this. from Can't Hardly Wait
Allergic? To dancin'? from Can't Hardly Wait
Amanda and I are connected. from Can't Hardly Wait
Amanda Beckett is single and on the night of this party from Can't Hardly Wait
Amanda, hey, I just saw what happened, and l from Can't Hardly Wait
Amanda, I feel really close to you now. from Can't Hardly Wait
Amanda, I love you ! from Can't Hardly Wait
Amanda, who's gonna be embarrassed. from Can't Hardly Wait
Amanda! from Can't Hardly Wait
Amanda. Mandy. Aman from Can't Hardly Wait
An angel stripper. from Can't Hardly Wait
An asshole! from Can't Hardly Wait
And 'cause my parents didn't make a lot of money... from Can't Hardly Wait
And 'cause you desperately needed to sit at the trendy table in the cafeteria. from Can't Hardly Wait
And a bag of those little hearts with the words on 'em. from Can't Hardly Wait
And after four years, I'm still here with this letter. from Can't Hardly Wait
And all I ever knew from Can't Hardly Wait
And all of the sudden, I was, like, "Little Miss Popular." from Can't Hardly Wait
And all ten finalisfs are presenf and accounted for. from Can't Hardly Wait
And already you think... from Can't Hardly Wait
And be sure to tell everyone how much I'll miss them. from Can't Hardly Wait
And call Barry Manilow and tell him how you feel. from Can't Hardly Wait
And don't close the door all the way because it's sort of broken. from Can't Hardly Wait
And everybody started laughing at you in school? from Can't Hardly Wait
And God's just waitin' to eat us. from Can't Hardly Wait
And he had this red bandanna... from Can't Hardly Wait
And he looked right at me. from Can't Hardly Wait
And he wears T shirts sometimes? from Can't Hardly Wait
And he's like always wearin', like, T shirts. from Can't Hardly Wait
And here... from Can't Hardly Wait
And hope that Jason finds out. from Can't Hardly Wait
And I could turn that frown upside down. from Can't Hardly Wait
And I kinda sorta tripped you... from Can't Hardly Wait
And I remember Jeff Gurner saying that... from Can't Hardly Wait
And I think from Can't Hardly Wait
And I tried to kiss you from Can't Hardly Wait
And I waited there outside. from Can't Hardly Wait
And I was the first person when he pulled up. from Can't Hardly Wait
And I wonder what's mine from Can't Hardly Wait
And I'll hold you fight from Can't Hardly Wait
And I'm ready to fake from Can't Hardly Wait
And I've been from Can't Hardly Wait
And if I'm not Mike's girlfriend, you know, who am l? from Can't Hardly Wait
And it did... from Can't Hardly Wait
And maybe it's all bullshit. from Can't Hardly Wait
And Mike Dexter wanted to date me. from Can't Hardly Wait
And now I want people to feel sorry for me too? from Can't Hardly Wait
And of course, how can I forget the pudding incident? from Can't Hardly Wait
And pulled out a strawberry Pop Tart... from Can't Hardly Wait
And she has been paying him $50 a month to act like they're still together. from Can't Hardly Wait
And since today is Barry Manilow's birthday... from Can't Hardly Wait
And take Polaroids of them in a lurid, naked embrace. from Can't Hardly Wait
And the future is women. from Can't Hardly Wait
And the truth is, I'm leaving tomorrow. If we could go someplace from Can't Hardly Wait
And the word is, his brother's roommate... from Can't Hardly Wait
And the word is, his brother's roommate... from Can't Hardly Wait
And then have your car break down at 2:00 a.m.... from Can't Hardly Wait
And then I came to Huntington freshman year... from Can't Hardly Wait
And then I heard... from Can't Hardly Wait
And then you can talk to me about havin' a bad night, okay? from Can't Hardly Wait
And we mashed up our food on our lunch trays... from Can't Hardly Wait
And where does the teacher sit her? from Can't Hardly Wait
And you are Boba Fett. from Can't Hardly Wait
And you guys... from Can't Hardly Wait
And you paid me a dollar to eat it, and I did. from Can't Hardly Wait
And you started telling me all these asinine stories? from Can't Hardly Wait
And you were, like, "No." And I was, like, "l think it is, dude." from Can't Hardly Wait
And you, like, threw up all in your book bag? from Can't Hardly Wait
And you're my cousin ! from Can't Hardly Wait
And, I mean, at my old junior high school... from Can't Hardly Wait
And? from Can't Hardly Wait
Any words of encouragement? from Can't Hardly Wait
Anybody order a love burger, well done? from Can't Hardly Wait
Anything for you, baby. from Can't Hardly Wait
Anyway, I mean, who does he think he is, Brad Pitt? from Can't Hardly Wait
Anyway, what do you care what I think about you, okay? from Can't Hardly Wait
Are gonna be at home with your lame ass girlfriends. from Can't Hardly Wait
Are we in love from Can't Hardly Wait
Are you cryin'? from Can't Hardly Wait
Are you gonna be long? I just need to make one call. from Can't Hardly Wait
Are you gonna be okay? from Can't Hardly Wait
Are you gonna move? 'Cause I'm gonna go. from Can't Hardly Wait
Are you just gonna walk home? from Can't Hardly Wait
Are you kidding me? from Can't Hardly Wait
Are you kidding me? People may even be having sex tonight. from Can't Hardly Wait
Are you okay? from Can't Hardly Wait
Back here, Billy. from Can't Hardly Wait
Bargin' in here like a freakin' moose, all from Can't Hardly Wait
Beat him at his own game. from Can't Hardly Wait
Because once you're there, it's up to you to make it happen. from Can't Hardly Wait
Because you tried to leave the bag on the bus so no one would see it. from Can't Hardly Wait
Because, I don't know, I don't know... from Can't Hardly Wait
Before I could move from Can't Hardly Wait
Behind the pool house to here... from Can't Hardly Wait
Behind the pool house, right there. from Can't Hardly Wait
Besides, I admitted that right away. from Can't Hardly Wait
Bill, you never signed my yearbook. from Can't Hardly Wait
Billions and billions of tons of hot gas. from Can't Hardly Wait
Both of you can hold my laser pointer anytime. from Can't Hardly Wait
Bring rubber flip flops to the shower. from Can't Hardly Wait
Buf who will if be? from Can't Hardly Wait
Buf you got in your car from Can't Hardly Wait
But anyway, the point is, I totally realized... from Can't Hardly Wait
But as it was, I was the first person at Huntingfon Hills High... from Can't Hardly Wait
But because it is so... from Can't Hardly Wait
But fate's finally giving me a second chance. from Can't Hardly Wait
But he's no Brad. from Can't Hardly Wait
But her dad got us all tickets to see Pearl Jam. from Can't Hardly Wait
But I figure all the bitches in the class gonna be at this party. from Can't Hardly Wait
But I guess you wouldn't remember that. from Can't Hardly Wait
But I had this mad flashback that you were starin' at me all night. from Can't Hardly Wait
But I really believe... from Can't Hardly Wait
But I think maybe it's just God's salt. from Can't Hardly Wait
But then Vice Principal Billard took it around to all the classes... from Can't Hardly Wait
But then... from Can't Hardly Wait
But, like, I hear that song's about his dog. from Can't Hardly Wait
Caf in the cenfer has been forn apart from Can't Hardly Wait
Came clean, you know. from Can't Hardly Wait
Can I come to your wedding? from Can't Hardly Wait
Can I see you naked? from Can't Hardly Wait
Can I talk to you for a second, man? from Can't Hardly Wait
Can't fake no more from Can't Hardly Wait
Can't I hug my girl if I want? from Can't Hardly Wait
Cheetah. from Can't Hardly Wait
College chicks are totally different, bro. from Can't Hardly Wait
Come on out to the pool house with me 'cause they told me... from Can't Hardly Wait
Come on, baby. Yeah. from Can't Hardly Wait
Come on. from Can't Hardly Wait
Come on. from Can't Hardly Wait
Come on. from Can't Hardly Wait
Come on. To the pool house. from Can't Hardly Wait
Come on. Where's your school spirit? Go, Hot Dogs! from Can't Hardly Wait
Come on. You were practically begging me for it. from Can't Hardly Wait
Come to the pool house with me? from Can't Hardly Wait
Cool, a key party, bro. from Can't Hardly Wait
Cops! Let's bail! from Can't Hardly Wait
Could you just wait right here. from Can't Hardly Wait
Cuts to the left, decks the crap out of the wing and boom! from Can't Hardly Wait
Dale! Sign my yearbook! from Can't Hardly Wait
Damn ! She's gonna think I got that premature evacuation. Damn ! from Can't Hardly Wait
Damn, woman. Why you gotta be such a ragin' bitch? from Can't Hardly Wait
Damn! from Can't Hardly Wait
Damn! from Can't Hardly Wait
Damn! You the man, Kenny! from Can't Hardly Wait
Dear Amanda... from Can't Hardly Wait
Denise, Amanda and I have to finish what we started four years ago. from Can't Hardly Wait
Diana Yellin you were a dendrophiliac. from Can't Hardly Wait
Did those two girls just go in the make out room with... from Can't Hardly Wait
Did you like from Can't Hardly Wait
Do they serve an orthopedic function? from Can't Hardly Wait
Do you know what your problem is? It's like you're afraid to move forward. from Can't Hardly Wait
Do you know who Preston Meyers is? from Can't Hardly Wait
Does that feel good? from Can't Hardly Wait
Does that made you some kind of expert? from Can't Hardly Wait
Don't look back. You should never look back. from Can't Hardly Wait
Don't make the same mistake I did. from Can't Hardly Wait
Don't stick that probe there, Daddy! from Can't Hardly Wait
Don't you wanna keep your tassel? For $5.00, you can keep your tassel. from Can't Hardly Wait
Dude, can I talk to you for a second? from Can't Hardly Wait
Dudel from Can't Hardly Wait
Dudes, I actually graduated! from Can't Hardly Wait
Dudes, remember the game plan. from Can't Hardly Wait
Duh. He only sat right next to you in freshman English. from Can't Hardly Wait
Easy now. All right. from Can't Hardly Wait
Especially in your case. from Can't Hardly Wait
Ever since the first time I saw you when you were holding my favorite Pop Tart. from Can't Hardly Wait
Everybody freeze! from Can't Hardly Wait
Everybody's wearing these. from Can't Hardly Wait
Excuse me. from Can't Hardly Wait
Excuse me. from Can't Hardly Wait
Excuse me. I've always felt there was this unspoken connection between us... from Can't Hardly Wait
Excuse me. Sorry. My fault. from Can't Hardly Wait
Fag! from Can't Hardly Wait
Falling like fhe rain from Can't Hardly Wait
Far away from Can't Hardly Wait
Finally. from Can't Hardly Wait
Finds a sfreetlight from Can't Hardly Wait
Fine. I told John Keiserman to write "Denise Fleming is a tampon." from Can't Hardly Wait
Fire photons. from Can't Hardly Wait
First fime in history thaf I'd ever missed the bus. from Can't Hardly Wait
Fists and fingers from Can't Hardly Wait
For a catalog or something. from Can't Hardly Wait
For everybody. from Can't Hardly Wait
For the four billionth time. from Can't Hardly Wait
For the past decade, he has made a hobby of my pain. from Can't Hardly Wait
Gee, that's funny 'cause it just happened! from Can't Hardly Wait
Geez, do you think there'll be any girls there? from Can't Hardly Wait
Geez, it could've been on your mind the last six years. from Can't Hardly Wait
Geez. from Can't Hardly Wait
Geez. from Can't Hardly Wait
Geez. from Can't Hardly Wait
Get fo the phone and call in now. from Can't Hardly Wait
Get offl from Can't Hardly Wait
Get out. from Can't Hardly Wait
Get outta here! from Can't Hardly Wait
Get the Polaroid. from Can't Hardly Wait
Gimme a hug. from Can't Hardly Wait
Girlfriend, Mike Dexter doesn't even deserve to breathe the same air as Brad. from Can't Hardly Wait
Girls that used to be in high school. from Can't Hardly Wait
Give me one good reason why from Can't Hardly Wait
Giving the underclassmen wedgies. from Can't Hardly Wait
Go. from Can't Hardly Wait
God, I hated her. from Can't Hardly Wait
God, I haven't even been single for like five minutes... from Can't Hardly Wait
God. from Can't Hardly Wait
God. from Can't Hardly Wait
Gosh, Mike, you really got me there. from Can't Hardly Wait
Great. Like I could feel any worse. from Can't Hardly Wait
Guys like us, we are a dime a dozen. from Can't Hardly Wait
Guys, we're gonna be in college soon. You know who's gonna be in college? from Can't Hardly Wait
Guys? from Can't Hardly Wait
Half naked, pleasuring yourself or whatever from Can't Hardly Wait
Have I got some news for you. from Can't Hardly Wait
Have probably been drooling over for the past four years! from Can't Hardly Wait
Have you ever done this before? from Can't Hardly Wait
Have you seen Amanda Beckett? from Can't Hardly Wait
Have you seen my father? Does he have a weapon? from Can't Hardly Wait
He asked me to hold his laser pointer. from Can't Hardly Wait
He got out of that car from Can't Hardly Wait
He is not even Brad in "Twelve Monkeys"... from Can't Hardly Wait
He made you drink, took your clothes off from Can't Hardly Wait
He told you that? from Can't Hardly Wait
He was doing this mall tour, and he came here to our mall. from Can't Hardly Wait
He was so beautiful. from Can't Hardly Wait
He wh what? from Can't Hardly Wait
He'll do. from Can't Hardly Wait
He's a premed. from Can't Hardly Wait
He's Preston, you know? from Can't Hardly Wait
He's underneath the window from Can't Hardly Wait
Heard that too. from Can't Hardly Wait
Hell, I even tried crawling back to Janeen. from Can't Hardly Wait
Hello? from Can't Hardly Wait
Hello? Get this off your head. from Can't Hardly Wait
Here we go. from Can't Hardly Wait
Hey, Amanda, do you want some watermelon? from Can't Hardly Wait
Hey, and what about that time during softball practice... from Can't Hardly Wait
Hey, buddy! Hey. from Can't Hardly Wait
Hey, dude, did you hear? I'm naked under my gown. from Can't Hardly Wait
Hey, how ya been? from Can't Hardly Wait
Hey, I got one for ya. from Can't Hardly Wait
Hey, I know this song. from Can't Hardly Wait
Hey, isn't this the weekend... from Can't Hardly Wait
Hey, it's ancient history, right? from Can't Hardly Wait
Hey, Luke doesn't push Vader. from Can't Hardly Wait
Hey, man. See if I contact you for the reunion. from Can't Hardly Wait
Hey, man. You want a beer? from Can't Hardly Wait
Hey, Mike. What's up, man? from Can't Hardly Wait
Hey, viva la pool house, right? from Can't Hardly Wait
Hey, who wants to go in the hot tub with us? from Can't Hardly Wait
Hey, yo, Corinne, baby. What's up? from Can't Hardly Wait
Hey, yo, white boy. You better check yourself, man. from Can't Hardly Wait
Hey, yo, white boy. You better check yourself, man. from Can't Hardly Wait
Hey, yo, you think he's gonna hizzit the skizzins? from Can't Hardly Wait
Hey, you stopped speakin' to me. from Can't Hardly Wait
Hey. Did you hear Mike Dexter broke up with her? from Can't Hardly Wait
Hi! Oh, my God, you guys. Come on in. from Can't Hardly Wait
Hi. No, it's okay. from Can't Hardly Wait
Hi. Wait. You guys, no one can go in the fancy room, okay? from Can't Hardly Wait
His wardrobe alone leaves him open for public mockery. from Can't Hardly Wait
How about that party? It's gonna be huge! from Can't Hardly Wait
How do you know it wasn't your fault? from Can't Hardly Wait
How do you like me now, buddy? from Can't Hardly Wait
How my heart stops every time that I see her. from Can't Hardly Wait
How sick and deluded are you? from Can't Hardly Wait
How the hell do you know? from Can't Hardly Wait
How there's this really amazing person inside of her... from Can't Hardly Wait
How you doin', girls? from Can't Hardly Wait
How's my boys? from Can't Hardly Wait
Huh, women. from Can't Hardly Wait
Huntington Hills High, kiss my assl from Can't Hardly Wait
I almost fell out of my dress! from Can't Hardly Wait
I am a sex machine! from Can't Hardly Wait
I am a sex machine. from Can't Hardly Wait
I am gonna hook up with someone at this party... from Can't Hardly Wait
I am not your girl, and you're obviously drunk. from Can't Hardly Wait
I better double bag it. I don't know where that girl been. from Can't Hardly Wait
I broke up with the hottest girl in school. from Can't Hardly Wait
I can finally give you this sappy love letter... from Can't Hardly Wait
I can't believe he broke up with her. from Can't Hardly Wait
I can't believe I'm going to this party. from Can't Hardly Wait
I can't believe we jumped William. from Can't Hardly Wait
I can't believe you broke up with her, man. from Can't Hardly Wait
I can't feel my legs. I have no legs! from Can't Hardly Wait
I cannot listen to this. from Can't Hardly Wait
I could be into that. from Can't Hardly Wait
I couldn't say anything. I couldn't move. from Can't Hardly Wait
I did not cry. from Can't Hardly Wait
I did not write "Denise Fleming is a tampon." from Can't Hardly Wait
I didn't know what to do. from Can't Hardly Wait
I didn't want him. from Can't Hardly Wait
I do not think I am better than anybody. from Can't Hardly Wait
I do think there's such a thing as fate. from Can't Hardly Wait
I don't know about you... from Can't Hardly Wait
I don't know. from Can't Hardly Wait
I don't see no 'hos, Kenny. from Can't Hardly Wait
I don't think I know me as anything else. from Can't Hardly Wait
I don't think I'm gonna be drinking like that for a while. from Can't Hardly Wait
I don't understand. I mean, what happened? from Can't Hardly Wait
I don't wanna waste this. from Can't Hardly Wait
I don't want to know. from Can't Hardly Wait
I downloaded this little baby off the net. from Can't Hardly Wait
I feel like from Can't Hardly Wait
I felt really bad afterwards. from Can't Hardly Wait
I got caught. I'm going to community college. from Can't Hardly Wait
I got warts all over my feet. from Can't Hardly Wait
I guess that's just the price you pay for dating Christie Turlington. from Can't Hardly Wait
I had a clear shot, and I hesitated. from Can't Hardly Wait
I hate to interrupt this alternate universe you've wandered into here... from Can't Hardly Wait
I have a really important question for Barry Manilow. from Can't Hardly Wait
I have the letter. from Can't Hardly Wait
I haven'f heard fhaf song in, like, ten years. from Can't Hardly Wait
I haven't seen my boyfriend in six hours. from Can't Hardly Wait
I heard that Mike broke up with her a year ago... from Can't Hardly Wait
I hope he isn't having any trouble blendin' in. from Can't Hardly Wait
I just don't know why I did it for so long. from Can't Hardly Wait
I just heard Mike Dexter and Amanda Beckett broke up. from Can't Hardly Wait
I know it sounds lame, but it felt good. from Can't Hardly Wait
I know it's over, it's done. from Can't Hardly Wait
I know no one else has. from Can't Hardly Wait
I know this song. from Can't Hardly Wait
I know. from Can't Hardly Wait
I like that guy. from Can't Hardly Wait
I mean, come on. Scott Baio. from Can't Hardly Wait
I mean, fhere was even fhat song on fhe radio. from Can't Hardly Wait
I mean, he's Preston. from Can't Hardly Wait
I mean, peep this. They say in here... from Can't Hardly Wait
I mean, Preston, we are so outta here. from Can't Hardly Wait
I mean, seriously, my parents are coming home on Sunday. from Can't Hardly Wait
I mean, this went back to the "Happy Days" years... from Can't Hardly Wait
I mean, you know, you need someone to listen. from Can't Hardly Wait
I mean, you're welcome. from Can't Hardly Wait
I meant that since we'd never done it before... from Can't Hardly Wait
I missed you so much ! from Can't Hardly Wait
I never even talked to him, and he was right there. from Can't Hardly Wait
I never got a chance to thank you for covering for me last night. from Can't Hardly Wait
I never said I was an expert. from Can't Hardly Wait
I never told you, but I had the hugest boner. from Can't Hardly Wait
I really should've taken this one to the grave. from Can't Hardly Wait
I roll up on that shortie, like, "What's up, yo?" from Can't Hardly Wait
I said I was 16. from Can't Hardly Wait
I said that, didn't l? from Can't Hardly Wait
I saved a special space for you to sign in the back. from Can't Hardly Wait
I saw no third dimension. from Can't Hardly Wait
I shouldn't have said You know. from Can't Hardly Wait
I still have that red bandanna. from Can't Hardly Wait
I think from Can't Hardly Wait
I think I saw that foreign exchange student... from Can't Hardly Wait
I think I'm ready to do this. from Can't Hardly Wait
I think it's cool. Throw me one. from Can't Hardly Wait
I think my emergency was just a little bit larger than yours, junior. from Can't Hardly Wait
I think we should get back together. from Can't Hardly Wait
I think you dropped this. from Can't Hardly Wait
I think you made a real connection there. from Can't Hardly Wait
I thought Beth can kiss your ass. Come on. from Can't Hardly Wait
I thought college was gonna be a 24 7 orgy. from Can't Hardly Wait
I wanna see you from Can't Hardly Wait
I want to explain. from Can't Hardly Wait
I was always just this little, well, nobody. from Can't Hardly Wait
I was like, "Dude, you're never gonna get that smell out of there." from Can't Hardly Wait
I was reminiscin' today. I was thinkin' about that time in seventh grade. from Can't Hardly Wait
I was talking to somebody! from Can't Hardly Wait
I was thinking maybe you'd like to come to my van... from Can't Hardly Wait
I was totally remembering the time we were in the seventh grade... from Can't Hardly Wait
I will know exactly how many spirits I may imbibe... from Can't Hardly Wait
I wish. I can't even get digits as a freshman. from Can't Hardly Wait
I wonder how William's doin' at the party. from Can't Hardly Wait
I, uh Yo, I must have died and gone to heaven... from Can't Hardly Wait
I'd meet him. from Can't Hardly Wait
I'll be right back. I promise. from Can't Hardly Wait
I'll be the band, dudes. from Can't Hardly Wait
I'll kick everyone's ass in this room! from Can't Hardly Wait
I'll make love to you from Can't Hardly Wait
I'll scream loose in my mind Are you blind from Can't Hardly Wait
I'll see ya. from Can't Hardly Wait
I'll tell you what my problem is! from Can't Hardly Wait
I'm a loser. from Can't Hardly Wait
I'm a total loser. from Can't Hardly Wait
I'm allergic. from Can't Hardly Wait
I'm gonna be at some bar with chicks all over me. from Can't Hardly Wait
I'm gonna be the first Huntington Hills student... from Can't Hardly Wait
I'm gonna go do it right now. from Can't Hardly Wait
I'm gonna go see what the other guys are doin'. Maybe they got some balls. from Can't Hardly Wait
I'm harnessing my chi. Don't laugh at me. from Can't Hardly Wait
I'm just flossin' while those two 'hos over there scratch it out... from Can't Hardly Wait
I'm not the one that used to spend the night at his house. from Can't Hardly Wait
I'm so glad I got a chance to see you. I know you're leaving tomorrow. from Can't Hardly Wait
I'm so glad you came, and you brought a friend. from Can't Hardly Wait
I'm sorry too. from Can't Hardly Wait
I'm sorry. from Can't Hardly Wait
I'm sorry. from Can't Hardly Wait
I'm sorry. You gave that to me. I had to take it. from Can't Hardly Wait
I'm the king of beer! from Can't Hardly Wait
I'm thinkin' about askin' her out. It's time to get freaky! from Can't Hardly Wait
I'm trying to make the best of it. from Can't Hardly Wait
I'm trying to think. from Can't Hardly Wait
I've been doing a lot of thinking... from Can't Hardly Wait
I've got this workshop with Kurt Vonnegut, and from Can't Hardly Wait
I've had a library book out since the third grade. from Can't Hardly Wait
If I had arrived on time, I never would have seen her. from Can't Hardly Wait
If is finally time for Kenny Fisher fo become the man. from Can't Hardly Wait
If they get to wear the shirts, maybe I should wear the hat. from Can't Hardly Wait
If they were still here, I'd break 'em like Kato! from Can't Hardly Wait
If you ask me, I never really saw you two together in the first place. from Can't Hardly Wait
If you really want to be with him, get back on that phone... from Can't Hardly Wait
If's about love. from Can't Hardly Wait
Iive on fhe phone from his sold ouf concerf in Tokyo. from Can't Hardly Wait
In fact, we all need to talk. from Can't Hardly Wait
In my way from Can't Hardly Wait
In your braces and nobody wanted to tell you. from Can't Hardly Wait
Is how she should just give me a chance. from Can't Hardly Wait
Is like a superhighway of U.F.O. activity. from Can't Hardly Wait
Is there another bathroom upstairs? from Can't Hardly Wait
Is this the beer? from Can't Hardly Wait
Is Velma from "Scooby Doo." from Can't Hardly Wait
It ain't your fault you lack the flavor. from Can't Hardly Wait
It breaks my heart to see you this way. from Can't Hardly Wait
It gets better. from Can't Hardly Wait
It just works in really fucked up ways sometimes. from Can't Hardly Wait
It might be a good idea to lay off that alcohol. from Can't Hardly Wait
It rains here no more. from Can't Hardly Wait
It took me all day, but I narrowed it down... from Can't Hardly Wait
It was her first day at school. from Can't Hardly Wait
It was like everything was finally falling into place. from Can't Hardly Wait
It was October, freshman year. from Can't Hardly Wait
It was this guy from Can't Hardly Wait
It worked. All right, take off their clothes. from Can't Hardly Wait
It would've been cool to make out with her, though. from Can't Hardly Wait
It's all about the memories, man. All about the memories. from Can't Hardly Wait
It's all falling into place. It's like it's fate. from Can't Hardly Wait
It's all right. I told... from Can't Hardly Wait
It's ancient history. from Can't Hardly Wait
It's in there, but from Can't Hardly Wait
It's in there, too, but... from Can't Hardly Wait
It's just God, at first, it was all so unbelievable. from Can't Hardly Wait
It's just funny that he finally... from Can't Hardly Wait
It's not about a dog. It's about a woman named Amanda. from Can't Hardly Wait
It's not just some sappy love letter telling her... from Can't Hardly Wait
It's not just to tell her how I think she's more than the homecoming queen... from Can't Hardly Wait
It's not like you hear fhe song "Mandy' on fhe radio every day. from Can't Hardly Wait
It's not that far. from Can't Hardly Wait
It's okay. from Can't Hardly Wait
It's okay. I don't think it's weird. from Can't Hardly Wait
It's okay. I'm okay. from Can't Hardly Wait
It's one of our shirts, man. I'm wearin' it for publicity. from Can't Hardly Wait
It's someone who has sex with trees. from Can't Hardly Wait
It's the first time I'd ever felt cool in my whole life. from Can't Hardly Wait
It's time to find out. from Can't Hardly Wait
Jessica, thank you for coming. Kenny. from Can't Hardly Wait
Jesus cribs! from Can't Hardly Wait
Joanie. from Can't Hardly Wait
Juliet says Hey, if's Romeo from Can't Hardly Wait
Just from Can't Hardly Wait
Just broke up with Amanda. Like, seconds ago. from Can't Hardly Wait
Just come on in. Just, you know, drink, be happy. from Can't Hardly Wait
Just judging from my little experience last night... from Can't Hardly Wait
Just like you didn't destroy my Cabbage Patch Kid in second grade. from Can't Hardly Wait
Just one chance. from Can't Hardly Wait
Just so you know. from Can't Hardly Wait
Just stop, okay? from Can't Hardly Wait
Kenny Fisher? from Can't Hardly Wait
Kind of giggling with your girlfriends. You remember that? from Can't Hardly Wait
Knows a guy who knows a scout in L.A. from Can't Hardly Wait
Layin' everybody low from Can't Hardly Wait
Let me just say that I don't know what I put in that letter. from Can't Hardly Wait
Let's go, boys. Time is honey. from Can't Hardly Wait
Let's go! Time to get up! from Can't Hardly Wait
Let's load these sickos into the wagon. from Can't Hardly Wait
Lichter! from Can't Hardly Wait
Lichter! from Can't Hardly Wait
Like if I wanted it bad enough, I could make it happen. from Can't Hardly Wait
Like you want me to from Can't Hardly Wait
Like, had I at least maybe said something. from Can't Hardly Wait
Listen. I know that must sound really strange, but from Can't Hardly Wait
Look at the stars. from Can't Hardly Wait
Look at the stars. from Can't Hardly Wait
Look at you, mister. I'm a big football jock. from Can't Hardly Wait
Look what I got now! I got the from Can't Hardly Wait
Look, all I'm saying is... from Can't Hardly Wait
Look, baby. from Can't Hardly Wait
Look, Beth, we need to talk. from Can't Hardly Wait
Look, I am telling you... from Can't Hardly Wait
Look, I'm from Can't Hardly Wait
Look, just slow down a sec, would you? from Can't Hardly Wait
Look, shut up about the dog, okay? from Can't Hardly Wait
Look, you come in here lookin' like the white artist formerly known as Prince. from Can't Hardly Wait
Look. My flashlight. from Can't Hardly Wait
Look. You're drunk, and we're over. from Can't Hardly Wait
Look... from Can't Hardly Wait
Looks like someone's auditioning for "Soul Train." from Can't Hardly Wait
Love hurfs from Can't Hardly Wait
Love scars from Can't Hardly Wait
Love wounds from Can't Hardly Wait
Lynn and I thought that was the funniest thing. from Can't Hardly Wait
Man, we will. I promise. from Can't Hardly Wait
Mandy's short for Amanda. from Can't Hardly Wait
Maybe it was a hero's trial. from Can't Hardly Wait
Maybe it's because she's just a little too busy... from Can't Hardly Wait
Maybe it's better this way. from Can't Hardly Wait
Maybe it's like you said. from Can't Hardly Wait
Maybe somebody threw it out. You don't throw away a yearbook! from Can't Hardly Wait
Maybe there isn't such a thing as fate. from Can't Hardly Wait
Maybe we could find out if there's a reason for all of this from Can't Hardly Wait
Maybe we could find out what that reason is. from Can't Hardly Wait
Maybe we should break up with our girlfriends too. from Can't Hardly Wait
Me and Amanda, definitely. from Can't Hardly Wait
Mike and I went out for, like, four years. from Can't Hardly Wait
Mike Dexter broke up with Amanda Beckett. from Can't Hardly Wait
Mike Dexter broke up with Amanda Beckett. from Can't Hardly Wait
Mike Dexter is an asshole. from Can't Hardly Wait
Mike Dexter, you have to sign my yearbook. from Can't Hardly Wait
Mike, always pickin' on me, yeah. from Can't Hardly Wait
Mike, sometimes we say things we don't mean. from Can't Hardly Wait
Mike, wait. from Can't Hardly Wait
Mine's great. from Can't Hardly Wait
Miss Walkin' Around, Just, I Think I'm So Much Better Than Everybody Else. from Can't Hardly Wait
More like... from Can't Hardly Wait
Move, woman ! from Can't Hardly Wait
Much. from Can't Hardly Wait
My cousin named her dog Samantha. from Can't Hardly Wait
My fault. Sorry. from Can't Hardly Wait
My friends all sold me out. from Can't Hardly Wait
My gown smells like blue cheese. from Can't Hardly Wait
My pants! from Can't Hardly Wait
My parents took me to a 3 D film festival. from Can't Hardly Wait
My parents! Have you seen them? Are they really angry? from Can't Hardly Wait
My problem? You want to know what my problem is? from Can't Hardly Wait
My retainer kind of looks like a Klingon warship. from Can't Hardly Wait
Nah, that ain't gonna work. from Can't Hardly Wait
Next time, you know... from Can't Hardly Wait
Nine. Which of you gorgeous nine will be fhe lucky one? from Can't Hardly Wait
No one can hear us. from Can't Hardly Wait
No one's allowed upstairs, okay? Who did this? from Can't Hardly Wait
No way, man. from Can't Hardly Wait
No, but there is, see, 'cause... from Can't Hardly Wait
No, it's not really brown. Oh, he's tall. from Can't Hardly Wait
No, Mike. My answer is no. from Can't Hardly Wait
No, that's not what I meant. from Can't Hardly Wait
No, wait. I'm sorry. from Can't Hardly Wait
No, you didn't. When I picked her up, her head fell off, you started to cry. from Can't Hardly Wait
No! You don't just hang up! from Can't Hardly Wait
No. from Can't Hardly Wait
No. Fine. What about your shoes? from Can't Hardly Wait
No. Hell, the next guy who talks to me. from Can't Hardly Wait
No. I don't know. from Can't Hardly Wait
No. If had to be a sign. from Can't Hardly Wait
No. It's okay. Look. from Can't Hardly Wait
No. Why, have you? from Can't Hardly Wait
No. You know what? Screw that. from Can't Hardly Wait
Nobody knows me as anything else. from Can't Hardly Wait
Nobody understands the value of a yearbook. from Can't Hardly Wait
Nobody. from Can't Hardly Wait
Not even. from Can't Hardly Wait
Not to mention "J oanie Loves Chachi." from Can't Hardly Wait
Nothing big. from Can't Hardly Wait
Nothing exciting ever happens here... from Can't Hardly Wait
Nothing. from Can't Hardly Wait
Nothing. I mean, nice to tell me that you changed your plans. from Can't Hardly Wait
Nothing. Sorry. It's just from Can't Hardly Wait
Now I done my laps... from Can't Hardly Wait
Now some people, they say the stars are... from Can't Hardly Wait
Now that Mike is completely out of the picture... from Can't Hardly Wait
Now that you're finally single... from Can't Hardly Wait
Now up until now, one could write this off to coincidence... from Can't Hardly Wait
Now why do you wanna go to this party tonight and look back? from Can't Hardly Wait
Now, get out! from Can't Hardly Wait
Now, I will lead Mike and one of his random jock friends... from Can't Hardly Wait
Now, ladies, ladies, please. from Can't Hardly Wait
Observe. from Can't Hardly Wait
Of course I will. from Can't Hardly Wait
Off of me, please. On to you. Did you finally? Amanda? from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, and the drinks are in the back, okay? Oh, Preston. from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, damn, man. Our boy's a fag, yo. from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, don't let the dog out. Oh, Susan, you look so cute. Oh, hi, Ray. from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, God, you're a hottie! from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, God! from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, God. from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, God. Here we go. from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, God. Let's get outta here. from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, God. Mike, get off. from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, hey, guys. from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, I do remember that. You were eating Chee tos. from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, I'm the weirdo. from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, Jason, I never should have believed those rumors. from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, man. Hey, don't worry about it, man. from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, man. I hope you guys are okay. from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, my God! from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, my God! from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, my God. from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, my God. Did you hear? Mike totally dumped Amanda. from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, my God. I'm tellin' little Kenny how we used to call him "Chester Chee tos." from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, my God. Matt. Vicki just told me about this huge party tonight. from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, no, baby, please! You are far too fine to look so sad. from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, no. It's William. from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, please. Listen to you. Look. There's a mirror right there. from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, shit. from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, thank God. Look at you. from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, that and... from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, then I guess you heard about Mike dumpin' Amanda. from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, wait. Is that poop? from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, will you get off? from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, won'f yoi please take me home from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, yeah! from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, yeah? from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, yeah. from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, yeah. from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh, you know what? That is enough ! from Can't Hardly Wait
Oh. There's two other phones. from Can't Hardly Wait
Okay, I don't think she's prettier than Gwyneth. from Can't Hardly Wait
Okay, I'm done now. from Can't Hardly Wait
Okay, my turn. from Can't Hardly Wait
Okay, we're gonna rendezvous here at 0030 hours, all right? from Can't Hardly Wait
Okay, yeah. Yeah. from Can't Hardly Wait
Okay. See you later. from Can't Hardly Wait
On Brooklyn Avenue from Can't Hardly Wait
One groom to be throwin' up all over you... from Can't Hardly Wait
One, two Whoa! What is that? from Can't Hardly Wait
One, two, three! from Can't Hardly Wait
Only you from Can't Hardly Wait
Open net! Scores! from Can't Hardly Wait
Or even a unique spirit like me, for instance? from Can't Hardly Wait
Or is this the end from Can't Hardly Wait
Or jusf friends from Can't Hardly Wait
Or Mike's girlfriend or... from Can't Hardly Wait
Ordering around her little conformist flock of sheep. from Can't Hardly Wait
Over who gets to knock the boots with me, you know what I'm sayin'? from Can't Hardly Wait
Packin' a pleasure chest and some girl's just gonna give it up? from Can't Hardly Wait
Party and get with every chick in sight, man... from Can't Hardly Wait
Peace out, G. from Can't Hardly Wait
Please board af track 28. from Can't Hardly Wait
Please. It was the first time I'd ever had a boyfriend. from Can't Hardly Wait
Precious moments from Can't Hardly Wait
Preston Meyers? Dude, what's goin' on, man? from Can't Hardly Wait
Preston Meyers. Not one step further until you sign my yearbook. from Can't Hardly Wait
Preston, because you haven't had the chance to revise it... from Can't Hardly Wait
Preston, good luck. from Can't Hardly Wait
Preston? I don't know. from Can't Hardly Wait
Ready fo put my love on the line from Can't Hardly Wait
Really? That's not what your girlfriend said last night in your van. from Can't Hardly Wait
Really? Well, if I'd known you were gonna be in here... from Can't Hardly Wait
Really? What's that? from Can't Hardly Wait
Really? Which ones? from Can't Hardly Wait
Remember that time when I was about to talk to that beautiful girl... from Can't Hardly Wait
Remember that time you danced with me at the sock hop? from Can't Hardly Wait
Remember that? Huh? from Can't Hardly Wait
Right after his first season of "Charles ln Charge." from Can't Hardly Wait
Right nexf to me. from Can't Hardly Wait
Right. Exactly. Uh from Can't Hardly Wait
Right. She was also a cool from Can't Hardly Wait
Said I love you like the sfars above from Can't Hardly Wait
Scared of being alone. from Can't Hardly Wait
Second grade? from Can't Hardly Wait
See, I always knew that somehow... from Can't Hardly Wait
See, I told you guys she went to our school. Pay up. from Can't Hardly Wait
See, it's just that Rachel's parents, they have mirrors. from Can't Hardly Wait
See, that's the problem because Mike is the same guy now he was then. from Can't Hardly Wait
See? That's why I said no smoking in the house! from Can't Hardly Wait
Seriously, and you're, like, Gwyneth. from Can't Hardly Wait
Seriously, guys. I'm over it. Really. from Can't Hardly Wait
Seriously, man. from Can't Hardly Wait
Seriously, you know he regrets breaking up with her. from Can't Hardly Wait
She be like, "You don't know 20 ways to make me call you Big Papa." from Can't Hardly Wait
She is dyin' to have sex with me. from Can't Hardly Wait
She reached into her bag... from Can't Hardly Wait
She walks into mine. from Can't Hardly Wait
She was a prize piece if I ever saw one. from Can't Hardly Wait
She was all cozy with some senior. from Can't Hardly Wait
She's not supposed fo be wifh somebody else. She's supposed to be with me. from Can't Hardly Wait
She's right there. from Can't Hardly Wait
She's singing Hey, my boyfriend's back from Can't Hardly Wait
Sheep! from Can't Hardly Wait
Shit. You're not gonna tell my parents about this, are you? from Can't Hardly Wait
Shouldn't come around here singing up af people like fhat from Can't Hardly Wait
Shouldn't you be home playing with your computer? from Can't Hardly Wait
Shut that door! from Can't Hardly Wait
Shut up! from Can't Hardly Wait
Shut up. Come on. You can tell me. from Can't Hardly Wait
Shut up. These are cool. from Can't Hardly Wait
Sings a sfreetsuss serenade from Can't Hardly Wait
So from Can't Hardly Wait
So do you see her? Where'd she go? from Can't Hardly Wait
So far away from Can't Hardly Wait
So I went, you know. from Can't Hardly Wait
So if you've got a question for fhe man who "wrifes the songs"... from Can't Hardly Wait
So look. from Can't Hardly Wait
So she was kinda thinkin' that maybe we can spend the night, you know? from Can't Hardly Wait
So we're gonna do it after the concert. from Can't Hardly Wait
So were you saving up all that stuff to tell me? from Can't Hardly Wait
So what happened? from Can't Hardly Wait
So why didn't you just, you know, break up with him? from Can't Hardly Wait
So you just kept on eatin' 'em. Oh, my God! from Can't Hardly Wait
So. from Can't Hardly Wait
So... from Can't Hardly Wait
Somebody? from Can't Hardly Wait
Somebody. from Can't Hardly Wait
Someone have poop on their shoe? from Can't Hardly Wait
Someone in there called me a fag. from Can't Hardly Wait
Something to make me come out a better person. from Can't Hardly Wait
Sometimes. from Can't Hardly Wait
Speaking of which... from Can't Hardly Wait
Specifically to avoid moments like this one, actually. from Can't Hardly Wait
Steps ouf of the shade says something like from Can't Hardly Wait
Steve, make him say somethin' else. from Can't Hardly Wait
Suicidal. from Can't Hardly Wait
Sure. from Can't Hardly Wait
Sure. Why not? from Can't Hardly Wait
Take care of yourself, okay? from Can't Hardly Wait
Take care. from Can't Hardly Wait
Take it easy, Trip. from Can't Hardly Wait
Take me back? Please. from Can't Hardly Wait
Take me down to fhe paradise city from Can't Hardly Wait
Take off the hat. from Can't Hardly Wait
Tear me a rug Take me back to fhe start from Can't Hardly Wait
Tell me about it. from Can't Hardly Wait
Tell me we'll never break up. from Can't Hardly Wait
Ten lovely ladies, yo. Each one af my disposal. from Can't Hardly Wait
Ten willin' and able four guides into fhe theme park of love. from Can't Hardly Wait
Thank God we got these T shirts printed, huh? Yeah. Check 'em out. from Can't Hardly Wait
Thank you. from Can't Hardly Wait
Thank you. from Can't Hardly Wait
Thank you. I've gotten better since then. from Can't Hardly Wait
Thanks for listening. God, I got to be prom queen... from Can't Hardly Wait
Thanks for telling the cops all that stuff. from Can't Hardly Wait
Thanks, man. from Can't Hardly Wait
Thanks. from Can't Hardly Wait