A little Earth girl who can be a gigantic pain in the rear.
A tiny planet in Gamma Quadrant. They call it Earth.
Aaaah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Ooh!
Absolutely. Put on your hat.
Activate boosters.
Activate external sound.
Activate the experiment!
After you left, I got to help put out the fire.
Aggataga!
Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
Ah ha ha ha ha!
Ah ha ha ha ha!
Ah, grilled cheese.
Ah, little girl has saved experiments.
Ah! Dr. Jacques Von Hamsterwheel.
Ah. Jinjibah.
Ahem! Anyway, I did find this one experiment pod.
Ahem.
Aliens from outer space have invaded Earth...
All alone in infinite universe.
All systems offline. No injuries reported.
All the remaining experiments for Jumba.
Aloha, cousin.
Aloha!
Aloha! We're back!
An Undercover Intergalactic Experiment Retriever...
And are kidnapping our most brilliant scientists...
And as for you two, you must never... repeat, never...
And call you many nasty names! Ha ha!
And don't forget to brush your teeth!
And each one of them has a place where they belong...
And find, as you say, the place where each belongs.
And have them destroyed.
And he wants his experiments back.
And he wants his experiments back.
And I believe I know the location...
And I'm not here for the failed experiment 626.
And leave you to its tortures.
And not take further action.
And Stitch belongs with me.
And Stitch, too.
And that!
And then Stitch saved the ship...
And then we came home...
And then you came home and tried to hug me to death.
And they're all very bad, right?
And we chased 'em into outer space...
And what's the governmental procedure?
And why are you wearing my favorite T shirt?
And with 626, they make one hotshot...
And you've got family, too, Stitch.
Another miracle.
Any second now, you'll hear his tortured cries of regret.
Any second now.
Any second.
Are you ready?
Are you sure they can handle this?
Are you sure woolly one piece bathing suit...
As a ransom, or we'll never see Jumba alive!
As part of the Hawaiian community.
As you can see, it's not nearly as bad as Stitch's was.
Aw, isn't he cute? He's got your smile.
Aw, you and Stitch can handle him.
Be calm. Get the rendezvous information, then hang up.
Be free, cousins.
Because it's an undergarment.
Because we're one big ohana...
Before they get wet? No problem.
Blagh!
Bologna order sent.
Brace yourselves.
Breathing first, talking second.
Bring out the four eyed fathead!
But at least we saved all the cousins.
But genius was all mine!
But getting everybody else to like you is harder.
But how am I supposed to breathe?
But I got to save Sparky, too.
But I think Pleakley tries on my clothes.
But I'm just guessing.
But if we can find 221, we can find Jumba!
But once experiment is turned to good...
But they're out there right now...
But we have no, as you say, cousins.
But you keep blowing up things...
But you still have twitchy nose, like gerbil.
But you told me everyone was sick.
But... ahem... after my last mission, I was retired.
Bye bye.
Bye!
Calling regarding your order.
Calm down!
Calm, rendezvous, hang up. Here I go.
Captain Gantu came back and kidnapped Jumba...
Classified. Right.
Cobra! Thank goodness.
Coconut cake and coffee.
Code green! Now! Now!
Code yellow. Delay movement.
Come on, Stitch.
Come on. How bad can it be?
Come on. I'll get a flashlight.
Come on. We've got 625 cousins to find.
Commence with the giving me all the experiments.
Computer, lock hyperdrive coordinates on...
Container ready.
Container ready. Select experiment.
Container ready. Select experiment.
Cousin.
Cousins.
Dark! Very dark!
David, I looked everywhere. Have you heard anything?
David, I'm not ready for a real date yet.
Detention cell two.
Didn't Jumba put a funny bone in you?
Dinko te fabba.
Do you have Jumba? That's my question to you, sir.
Do you have the ransom?
Do you want your Jumba or not?
Does Nani know I was out past my bedtime?
Don't be scared, Stitch.
Don't just stand there. Bring me a phone book!
Don't let Nani hear us.
Don't lose him! I'll find something to catch him in.
Don't shoot! He's got Stitch's cousins.
Don't we need the keys?
Don't worry. They'll be fine.
Dr. Hamsterwheel.
Dr. Hamsterwheel...
Each with its own unique and highly destructive capability!
Eee!
Eh! Aah!
Eh.
Eh.
Eh.
Eh.
Ehh. Whoa!
Emergency alarm activated.
Enough with your teary reunion.
Even has advanced language programming.
Everybody calls each other "cousin."
Evil genius experiment catching team.
Evil genius scientist and evil genius creation...
Excepting maybe a little bit.
Excuse me. Interrupting punch line.
Experiment 221 activated.
Experiment 221.
Experiment 625?
Fire at will.
Fire.
For unknown purposes.
From another galaxy...
From Earth Central Command.
From there, we follow the governmental procedure.
Funny thing... 625 has all powers of 626.
Funny, you are shorter than I'm remembering.
Gantu, how about a sandwich?
Gantu, where's my bologna?
Gantu, you're late!
Gantu!
Gantu. Not see long time.
Get them back!
Give me that!
Go on.
Good. Fine.
Got it?
Grab him, Stitch!
Grr!
H h hi.
H ha. Hi!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha. You must have me confused...
Ha ha!
Ha ha!
Ha ha! What is one tiny experiment between old partners?
Ha! All right, you, take this!
Ha! I have no family! Ha ha ha ha!
Ha! Right up his after burner.
Haah! Yahh!
Hajibah!
Ham or tuna?
Hamster cage! I am hamster like!
Hamsterviel is alive?
Hamsterviel should be here by now.
Hamsterviel!
Hamsterviel! Hamsterviel!
Hamsterviel! It is Hamsterviel!
Hand it over.
Hang loose!
Hang that up!
Has one nasty side effect.
Have a nice trip. Hit it, Sparky.
Have a seat.
Have you not been paying attention?
Have you two seen Lilo?
He couldn't have gone too far.
He says he wants all 624 other experiments...
He sounded much bigger on the phone.
He'll torture your little doughboy body into talking!
He's asleep right now.
He's come back for Stitch.
He's on saving my life side. Is good side.
He's part of our ohana.
He's taking Jumba!
Heh heh heh heh.
Heh heh heh. But makes great sandwiches.
Heh heh heh. I know a nice zoo...
Heh.
Heh. Aloha, cousin.
Hello o o?
Hello, Mr. Ple akley.
Hello, Planet Aaaaaah ba? Is Jumba there?
Hello, Planet Aaaaaah? Is Jumba there?
Hello.
Help!
Help?
Here. Why don't you take this?
Hey, maybe the Grand Councilwoman...
Hey, Nani, you need some help?
Hey, that's my chain saw.
Hey, what's going on?
Hey, where'd Stitch go?
Hey, you know, I'm gonna get you a cell phone.
Hey, you're missing our favorite movie.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Whoa!
Hi, this is the "New You Wonder Girdle Company"...
Hi!
Hi.
His pathetic screaming, begging for mercy!
Hmm? Ikata!
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. Pleakley also said not to get them wet.
Hmm. Very well.
Hold it! Hold everything!
How are you going to find them?
How did you get number for Gantu's detention cell?
How do they work?
How do you know all that stuff?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh? Hmm.
Huh? Phone.
Huhh.
Hurry up, you great lumbering idiot.
Hurry. We can sneak out the back.
Hyperdrive activated.
I am irked!
I am not gerbil like! I am hamster like!
I am thrilled.
I bet one of those other experiments could help us.
I brought ice cream.
I designed this restraint to hold your weight...
I don't know. Not in here.
I don't like bologna! Too fatty.
I don't think we're going to be going anywhere.
I don't want a sandwich!
I got it.
I got nothing here but cheese.
I have family?
I have to cut you in half!
I hereby designate you...
I just called the number listed here..."Detention cell phone."
I just got us a deal on a bunch of bologna.
I kick your stinky oversized feet!
I know it's late, but I need to talk to Cobra Bubbles.
I know what the job is about...
I know. It makes its own gravy.
I know. We can take the ridiculous Earth vehicle.
I need to know our coordinates.
I never discuss scientific research with big dummies.
I shall wreak mayhem on the stinky Galactic Empire.
I think I'm gonna make a sandwich.
I think we're out of gas.
I thought you said I had nothing to worry about.
I told Lilo... no pets.
I was locked in a footlocker.
I wasn't really going to cut you in half.
I will be back, you slobbering...
I will begin with the threatening!
I will now clone him and create my own personal army!
I will then tell you the ransom exchange location...
I won't destroy the experiments.
I wouldn't need a girdle for my disguise...
I'll figure out a way to rescue you.
I'll get it! I'll get it! Oof!
I'll get the wig.
I'm afraid I have no choice but to evacuate the planet...
I'm afraid Pleakley is right.
I'm certain Dr. Hamsterviel will find your "little bit."
I'm going to go into town to look for them.
I'm going to make a few calls myself...
I'm not afraid of torture...
I'm not fat...
I'm not finished.
I'm ready now! Jumba! Gantu kidnapped Jumba!
I'm sure it's OK.
I'm thinking... he's this way.
I'm trying to fix for 627. Hee heh heh.
I've been studying mingling with locals.
I've been working on your chart.
I've got the missing experiment.
If those pods were to get wet...
If you can retrieve each and every one...
If you do not tell me...
Igeeba. Ohh. Oomph.
Ijibaba!
In fact, I'm starting to think...
Information is power. And I like power.
Ingaba.
Insert tab "A" into chromosome "B."
Into one of the 625 prototype Stitch experiments...
Is completely useless for bad.
Is Earth sport. Like tennis, but tinier.
Is from proper century?
Is just 500 watt alternating current...
Is that clear, Lilo?
Is very good.
It could create mass mayhem and planet wide panic!
It is beautiful...
It was a joke. Ha!
It wasn't my fault! The little trog...
It wasn't that bad.
It'll be easy... like an Easter Egg hunt.
It's an emergency.
It's Hamsterviel, you absurd Grand Councilwoman...
It's in your yard... right over there.
It's like I said... we're all one big happy family.
It's more illegal genetic experiments!
It's not even your color.
It's on the other side of the fence.
It's so past my bedtime.
It's some of Jumba's evil science.
It's terrible. Just terrible!
It's the call! The call!
It's the kidnapper.
It's the opposite of very good.
It's very bad.
Jumba and Pleakley's ship.
Jumba Jookiba.
Jumba refused to reveal the location of the others...
Jumba was kidnapped by Gantu.
Jumba, you're OK!
Jumba!
Jumba!
Jumba?
Jumba?
Jumba... lost.
Just be yourself.
Just like Sparky belongs at the lighthouse...
Just look for one that can recharge the ship.
Just say, "Aloha, cousin."
Just stay here.
Kanjijibe. Zz zzz! Ha ha!
Kanjijibe. Zz zzz.
Leafy greens?
Let me give you a hand.
Let me go!
Let's see.
Like Frankenstein.
Like light bulbs and spaceship consoles.
Lilo is a very persistent little girl.
Lilo, do what he says.
Lilo, I knew you were OK.
Lilo, it's the only way you can save Jumba.
Lilo, what are you doing here?
Lilo!
Lilo!
Lilo!
Lilo! It is so past your bedtime!
Lilo! Lilo!
Lilo! Thank goodness you're OK.
Lilo?
Listen to him. Is true.
Lock all sensors on the fugitive.
Look at that.
Look, a parking space! Whoa!
Looks like you and I are working together, huh?
Major electrical surge. All systems failing.
Maka maka! Sasa!
Make your choice, little girl.
Maybe he went this way.
Maybe Jumba and Pleakley and Nani and David...
Maybe not that much yourself.
Meega nala kweesta!
Mmm.
Mmm. Iki pataba.
Mmm. Smells good.
Must be the pizza. I'll get it!
My ransom demand was for all the experiments.
My turn this time.
My very first day at an Earth beach.
Nice skirt, but you don't need to dress up.
No cousins? Well, of course not.
No, I don't want a sandwich!
No!
No!
No!
No! He's allergic to plasma blasts.
No. It's money... for pizza.
Nobody gets left behind.
Nope.
Nope. Only cheese.
Not because we're all related...
Not gerbil, hamster!
Not good.
Not to make a peep, my little one eyed one...
Now give it to the diminutive gerbil like creature.
Now I'm finished.
Now listen to me, you caller of Jumba, you.
Now, remember, in Hawaii...
Now!
Of the item you seek.
Oh, 626. What do you want? I'm busy doing genius work here.
Oh, come on.
Oh, gosh. Oh, my.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. This is something bad... evil and bad.
Oh, not again.
Oh! Wrong number. Girdle?
Oh.
Oh. Hello, how are you? It's Hamsterwheel.
Oh. Kanja ooga.
Oh. Mahalo.
Oh. No cousins.
Oh. Sorry.
Ohh! Cell phone! I get it. Heh heh heh!
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh. Cousin lost.
Ohh. Cousin!
Ohh. El kayo tay. Ha ha!
Ohh. He has all powers the same as 626.
Ohh. Ohh.
Ohh. Thanks, cousin.
OK, who wants to slice the pineapple?
OK. I've decided. You can't have either of them.
OK. Uh huh. Mm hmm.
Once we have the rendezvous location...
One happy family.
One minute to teleport.
One more call before bed.
One second.
Only one?!
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh. I have family.
Ooh. Injibay.
Ooh. Kanjijibe.
Ookata Jumba.
Oops.
Open that container.
Or forgotten.
Other than what I have indicated.
Our entire galaxy is doomed.
Our little broken family is back together.
Ow! Huh?
Perhaps I will activate the one experiment pod...
Perhaps, since you paid for experiments, the evil is yours.
Phone book! Phone book!
Phone book. Yes, sir.
Place him in the high security gerbil cage.
Pleakley and I will exchange...
Pleakley!
Pleakley.
Please, come closer.
Powering catadioptric lens at 600,000 candela.
Prepare to fire.
Prepare yourself for cruel and interminable torture.
Primary function... electrical power surge.
Quiet!
Quiet. I am blaming you for this.
Raining down on one of the wettest spots on Earth?
Really? Fascinating.
Reroute engine power to rear cannon and lock on target.
Ridiculous Earth vehicle. Needs evil genius tune up.
Run!
Run!
Sandwich?
Select experiment.
Sending little girl in 10 seconds.
She is of no use to me.
She's probably just hanging out with her new friends.
Should be right about...
Shut up with all your not shutting up.
So I brought him to you for interrogation.
So me and Stitch hot wired the spaceship...
So wake him up!
So we can recharge a spaceship and rescue Jumba from aliens!
So, Gantu got away, and we ran out of power.
So, then monkey says to rabbi...
Something that won't explode when you touch it.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Stay calm. We're completely safe here.
Stinking humanoids and other aliens!
Stitch! Help!
Stitch?
Stitch?
Stitch?
Stitch? I'm in this one.
Stop talking about me, you gossipy pea brains.
Struggle all you want.
Sure, you have maybe found tiny adopted Earth family...
Target locked.
Teleporting now.
Tell me... what makes you think...
Thank goodness.
Thanks for the... Well, I guess it was a date.
That blue dude, he's, like, totally freaky.
That didn't exactly work out...
That Earth is now infested with illegal genetic experiments.
That is exactly why...
That kidnapper wants all the experiments.
That way! That way!
That will pay handsomely for an exotic specimen like you.
That's a bug electrocuter, not an alien.
That's crazy talk.
That's Hamsterwheel?
That's what he said.
The beacon hasn't been lit for years... too costly.
The Earth girl and 626.
The infamous Dr. Jacques Von Hamsterviel.
The lighthouse in 10 minutes, and don't be late.
The navigation is disabled.
The other 625 experiments.
The suspense is killing me.
The window.
The window's open!
Then I will threaten your family.
Then perhaps you'll discuss it...
There must be some way...
There's only so many phones in the galaxy.
These experiments are highly unstable and very dangerous.
These manacles are too tight...
These must be the other 625!
They deliver.
They don't look like him.
They went to the lighthouse to get Jumba back.
They would instantly rehydrate...
They're fine, Nani. They're playing upstairs.
They're ohana... cousins...
They've obviously been dehydrated for transport.
Things are still kind of lolo around here.
This is an emergency announcement...
This is an unfortunate complication.
This is Cobra. 10 13.
This is he him speaking.
This is indeed very bad.
This is now an intergalactic incident.
This job has absolutely nothing to do with 626.
This looks promising.
This planet just never ceases to amaze.
This should keep you two out of trouble...
To make that morally bankrupt scientist talk!
Today, you'll take your rightful place...
Too bad Pleakley said not to open it.
Too bad we have to give you away.
Tooki bobaba!
Trust me. I know.
Uh, is ping pong ball.
Uh. Unh!
Uhh!
Uhh!
Uhh!
Uhh! Stop it! You're hugging me to death!
Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
Uhh.
Uhh.
Uhh.
Uhh. A whole lot of pods out there.
Uhh. Uhh.
Uhh...
Unauthorized communication intercepted.
Unfortunately, he is also lazy coward.
Unfortunately, my patented cloning process...
Unh!
Unh! Uhh! Ooh!
Unh.
Unless you have egg salad.
Until Dr. Hamsterviel can dispose of you properly.
Using my trusty Intergalactic Periwinkle Pages.
Very funny.
Very good? Well, it's not very good.
Wait for Hamsterviel's next call.
Wait for my phone call.
Wait up!
Wait, wait, wait. While David and I went to dinner...
Wait!
Wait! We don't need all of them.
Wait. What? Interrogation?
Warning. Window is open.
Warning... navigation disabled.
Was Captain of the Galactic Alliance...
We are each one of a kind, you and I...
We are sick... sick of you.
We can't just forget about him.
We catch bad guy. You're welcome.
We could activate one and go back into space...
We hope they can pull off another miracle.
We lost or no Jumba.
We thought little girl was with you.
We're all cousins even me and you.
We're all right.
We're getting those experiments back.
We're gonna keep these locked up...
We're looking for a genetic experiment...
We're losing all our power!
We've gotta search the entire island.
Well done, Lilo.
Well, I'm no evil genius...
Well, if that isn't a pretty sight.
Well, my previous occupation...
Well, now what do we do?
Well, Stitch is number 626.
Well, you made one grave mistake...
What a stunning example of Earth architecture.
What am I, an astronaut? He was abducted by aliens, Lilo.
What are we going to do with you, Sparky?
What are we going to do?
What are we gonna do about Jumba?
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?!
What are you doing in here?
What do you think we should do?
What happened?
What have we here?
What is it, Stitch?
What is it?
What is that?
What is what?
What shall I do with the little Earth girl?
What?
What? Who is this?
What?! Come down here and say that!
What's going on here?
What's happening?
What's he saying?
Whatever.
Where are the other experiment pods?
Where are you going?
Where is it? Where?
Where the other experiments can be found...
Where were you? What happened?
Where's Pleakley and Cobra?
Whew.
Which makes it all the more tragic...
Which was really cool, but then...
Who needs your dumb, fakey camp out anyways?
Whoa!
Whoo hoo!
Whose side are you on?
Why isn't the big light all flashy spinny aroundy?
Why would I use a girdle?
Why, I'm even fixing my very first Earth dinner.
Why, you little...
Will find them a nice home.
Will let us go home with her this time.
With more Stitches, I bet we could rescue Jumba.
With other evil genius scientist.
With your "I can lift up to 3,000 times my weight."
With your former partner, Dr. Hamsterviel.
With your large pointy collar.
Wow!
Yeah, but I paid the tip.
Yeah, I guess they're OK...
Yeah.
Yeah. She's out looking for you.
Yep. Me and Stitch are gonna go out and play.
Yep. We're going to name all the experiments.
Yes, but even more deadly.
Yes, is true...
Yes? Yes?
You and your disconfigured dog are total freaks!
You are hereby ordered to surrender.
You are so qualified for this assignment?
You are to take no further action...
You are trying to pull a sneaky thing.
You called.
You can spit acid on 'em if you want to.
You can't destroy the experiments.
You can't have Stitch, you big dummy!
You delivered to me Experiment Number 626.
You fail to comprehend the complexity of the situation.
You had coffee today, didn't you?
You have a lot of lost issues.
You incompetent fish head of a minion!
You know what? You're right.
You let Experiment 626 escape.
You like making big bunches of power, right?
You little trog.
You mean there are more besides Stitch?
You miserable, oppressive do gooders, you.
You must find them before they get wet.
You must take this and hide.
You need something really big to play with...
You oh so adorable little Hawaiian girl.
You stay here in case anybody comes back.
You stole my evil genius experiments, Jumba!
You sure you can watch Lilo for a couple of hours?
You sure? Last of the bologna.
You think you are so clever, don't you?
You think you are so super strong...
You think you are so...
You think you have outsmarted...
You two go, have a good time.
You went to outer space?
You with your four eyes and inexplicable accent!
You're a bad liar, Jumba.
You're a part of our ohana now...
You're fixing dog food.
You're good.
You're having a camp out?
You're not taking my ship.
You're OK!
You're one of a kind...
You've named it?
Your threatenings don't threaten me.
Zz zz. Ha ha!
5, 4...
9, 8, 7, 6...
9, 8...
10 seconds.
20 seconds.
30 seconds.
50% capacity.
623 experiments logged and functional.
623? There's one missing.
625 experiment pods activated by water...
625? What's the emergency?
626, please to be sharper with the shooting.
Actually, is only 623. Whatever.
Aggataka! Aah!