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Aliens in the Attic Aliens in the Attic is a thrilling sci-fi comedy film that takes viewers on an out-of-this-world

Aliens in the Attic

Aliens in the Attic is a thrilling sci-fi comedy film that takes viewers on an out-of-this-world adventure. Directed by John Schultz, this exciting movie was released in 2009 and captured the imaginations of audiences of all ages.

The story revolves around the Pearson family, played by a talented cast that includes Kevin Nealon, Tim Meadows, and Ashley Tisdale. When the Pearson family decides to spend their summer vacation at a cozy lakeside cottage, little do they know that they are about to encounter some unexpected visitors.

The alien invaders, known as Zirkonians, are portrayed by the talented quartet of Robert Hoffman, Austin Butler, Henri Young, and Regan Young. These mischievous and pint-sized extraterrestrials have crash-landed on Earth with a cunning plan to take over the world. However, they soon realize that they have underestimated the resilience and determination of the Pearson family.

When the Pearson children, played by Carter Jenkins and Ashley Boettcher, discover the Zirkonians' presence in the attic, an epic battle of wits and strength ensues. With the help of their cousins, portrayed by Ashley Tisdale and Austin Robert Butler, the children must find a way to protect their family and save the world from the perilous plot of the aliens.

Aliens in the Attic is a delightful blend of sci-fi, action, and comedy. It offers heart-pounding moments as the children face a variety of challenges, from outsmarting the aliens' mind-control devices to battling them with homemade weapons. The film's special effects and captivating visuals transport viewers into a world where aliens and humans collide in an extraordinary battle of wills.

With its fast-paced plot and witty dialogue, Aliens in the Attic keeps viewers on the edge of their seats. The cast's chemistry and comedic timing add an additional layer of entertainment. Kevin Nealon and Tim Meadows bring their comedic talents to the screen, delivering hilarious performances as the dads caught in the chaos caused by the miniature invaders. Austin Robert Butler and Ashley Tisdale showcase their acting prowess as the brave older cousins who join forces with the children to protect their family.

In addition to the movie's engaging story, Aliens in the Attic features a fantastic soundtrack that enhances the viewing experience. The film's score, composed by John Debney, perfectly complements the action-packed scenes and creates an atmosphere of excitement and anticipation. The soundtrack includes a mix of energetic and uplifting songs that capture the spirit of the film.

If you're a fan of Aliens in the Attic, you can experience the movie's adventures through sound by playing and downloading these incredible sounds. Immerse yourself in the film's thrilling world as you listen to the pulsating music and sound effects that bring the action to life. Whether you want to relive your favorite moments or simply enjoy the adrenaline rush the film provides, these sounds will transport you back to the Pearson family's unforgettable summer vacation.

Aliens in the Attic is a cinematic gem that combines humor, action, and sci-fi elements in a way that appeals to audiences of all ages. With its talented cast, captivating story, and impressive effects, it's no wonder this film continues to be adored by fans. So grab some popcorn, gather your family, and get ready to embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing and on the edge of your seat.
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A crazy intuition
A curious condition
A little more than different
A potato gun? That's your big idea?
A reason why you're blasting the furnace on summer vacation?
Across the universe Hope you'll be back soon
Actually, Beth, uh— He didn't leave, did he?
Actually, uh, about that, I'm sure enslaving is plenty of fun.
After the storm, I'll climb up on the roof and fix it.
Ah. Disgusting. What? Seriously, what?
Ah. Disgusting. What? Seriously, what?
Ah. I got it, Tom. Don't worry.
Aliens.
All enemies have a weakness.
All right, let's start over with a clean slate.
All right, recon's my specialty. I'm going up.
All right.
All right. Here we go.
Almost done.
And big sis is just itching to be my private nurse.
And I can respect that. Okay? Take all the time that you want.
And I gotta get back before dark in case my car breaks down again.
And I'm bigger.
And Snuggles.
And that's why we use camo.
And then the next thing you know, I'm down here.
And then we'll take your car to the shop in the morning.
And then you switch right over
And then you switch right over
And there's the pool. See ya!
And we have the whole summer ahead of us.
And why your grandma did a flying ninja kick on my face down the stairs.
And you keep lacking lacking concern for it
And your dumb old boyfriend.
And, like, everyone on Earth, including our parents.
And, um— But pre pretty much just his car.
And... rotate.
Angle equals one half arc sine of gravity times distance over velocity squared.
Any action up here?
Any more signs of resistance, and the one you call Jake will be eliminated.
Are those even legal here? No. [Laughing]
Are we near a time machine so we can go back five years to when I thought fishing was cool?
Are you crazy? If Dad catches you, he's gonna kill you.
Are you crazy? It's July.
Are you sure?
Are you telling me the plugs only work on mature subjects?
Around here, I am the law.
Art, cover me. With the rake?
As an unexpected meteor shower adds a little excitement to our area this holiday weekend.
Attention, all. Resistance is futile. Give me what I need.
Aw, well, I told your dad a lot of things.
Aw.
Back away. You are irrelevant to my mission.
Back up.
Bad. Not sweet. So not sweet.
Basement. We gotta get to the basement.
Because I didn't need you to.
Bethany, I need you to keep the other aliens on lockdown. Okay.
Bethany. Please don't give papa sugar.
Better grab his shirt. Ricky!
Better wear hats tonight. We don't want our heads catching on fire.
Black Cat Whistler or Fire Dragon?
Boy trouble. That makes two of us.
Buenas noches, wrinkles.
Build machine... now.
Build what? How do you take over the world with that thing?
But he did almost give your mother a heart attack.
But honestly, they are really good kids.
But if you really care about me the way that I care about you,
But just can't get a hold of myself
But just can't get a hold of myself
But making phone calls with the intent to annoy or harass is a serious offense.
But my back hasn't felt this good in ages.
But my parents have a lake house in Oakstown,
But my wife is right. We got plenty of great food. Why don't you stick around?
But they did say it's urgent.
But we can't tell anyone.
But why the hu mans? What?
But you gotta understand— Okay, yeah, listen, son.
But you told my dad you'd fix it.
But, yeah. We come from upstairs!
By the rings of Zirkon.
Bye, babe!
Camo mode. Hunker down and blend.
Can I get you anything? A cold drink? Some snacks? Hmm?
Can't you keep him in his room for the rest of the week?
Cannonball.
Car!
Careful. Don't break him. Ricky!
Children of my children, I request entry.
Chinese get up!
Close my door on the way out.
Come back
Come on, Snugs.
Come on! We can't trust this four armed freak. He's one of them.
Come on. It's not just Ricky. Jake needs your help too.
Come on. Quit stalling.
Come on. Right there.
Come on. We're only a stone's away... throw away...
Commander. Hey, wait a second.
Cool it. You could have poked my eye out.
Cool. He super sized it.
Cool. So these move him. And these... operate the arms.
Crude. But effective.
Dad's not gonna catch me. [Kisses Fingers]
Decent technique... for a female.
Did he say anything about me?
Did they just cut off our power?
Did you see the meteor shower?
Did you... grow since Christmas?
Do you really want Ricky as your brother in law? Waah, waah, waah.
Do you think Bethany got accepted to Michigan by screwing around all the time?
Do you want the world to end? Do ya?
Don't be. You were right all along.
Don't open it. That's not Nana.
Don't talk about my family like that.
Don't think. Do.
Don't touch the thermostat.
Don't worry, Han. Just pretend it's a big game, a game that we're gonna win.
Don't worry. Trust me. It's okay.
Duck!
Easy. My family's up there. And your family's crazy about me.
Eight, seven, six... You guys get rid of the cop. I'm going after the aliens.
English US PSDH
Enjoying the ride?
Even rehearsed it in front of the mirror.
Every day by myself. [Growls]
Everybody, downstairs now!
Everyone, gear up. We move on my command.
Everyone, listen. We don't have much time.
Ew!
Excellent. Target the objective.
Excuse us. No. Pardon me. Oops. Watch your head.
Explain to me why I keep blacking out, why I'm bleeding...
Failing your classes? So that's what this is about?
Fall back! Fall back! Ouch! Ouch!
Family togetherness is exactly what we need.
Figure it out. Hurry up. Hurry up.
Firecracker! Too slow. [Laughs]
First rule of the warrior code—
First sign of aggression, I'm taking him out...
Five, four—
Fix it. Fix it now, you idiot. He's not talking to us, right?
Forget the book! Attack the humans! Attack!
Forty five degrees.
Free me! Free me, or face the consequence!
Funny. That's what our engineer previous said. Engineer previous?
Game on.
Game over. [Knuckles Cracking]
Get down here and help us unload! Now!
Get down! Down!
Get him before somebody finds him. I'll stand alien watch.
Get him to turn around!
Get in!
Get the rope. [Grunting]
Get up.
Get your butt up there and make me Nana's hero.
Go ahead, Richard. Show some hustle.
Go! [Grunts]
Go. Go! Rookie.
God bless America. Now that's what I call a patriot act.
Good looking, smart, sensitive, romantic— I said he was smart.
Good. Art, Lee, I'm gonna need a controller.
Good. Now, get these out of here.
Got it? Hannah?
Got it. Got it. Ooh! Don't got it!
Got lots of hot dogs, hamburgers, steaks and—
Gotcha.
Guys, don't be mean.
Guys? Enough of this sibling bonding. We're at DEFCON 1 here.
Guys? Guys, I found Ricky.
Ha! Got him!
Ha! You missed me.
Hail Zirkonia. [Grunts] Ow!
Han, I think he's already got a family.
Han, we have to interrogate him.
Hannah, are you okay? Yeah.
Hannah, hand me that tape.
Hannah, step away from the alien.
Hannah. Please, next time, you ride the hump, okay?
Happy Fourth of July, space maggots.
He may be ugly, but he's mine.
He was just holding a ray gun to your head.
He's a good guy. But, no, I'm not okay with this.
He's calling the invasion.
He's gone.
He's my alien.
He's not like the others. Look.
He's not.
He's on the light! Send Nana after him!
He's out cold.
He's right. We're the only option.
He's waking up. Where in the heck am I?
He's... different.
Heck, no.
Hello, hu mans. [Laughs]
Hello?
Here! Come on, Stu! Let's get him!
Hey, frog face!
Hey, guys, uh, we can use some more beer, some chips.
Hey, guys. Put my bags on the bed.
Hey, Hannah, did you eat all the hot dogs?
Hey, I bought us all new side stab— Anti ****rs—
Hey, I bought us all new Sidestab reels. Anti Reverse technology.
Hey, I'm stuck on everyone in between
Hey, I'm stuck on everyone in between
Hey, I'm stuck on everyone in between
Hey, I'm stuck on everyone in between
Hey, it's okay, buddy. We just want to talk to you.
Hey, so strange You switched in front of me
Hey, so strange You switched in front of me
Hey, so strange you switched in front of me
Hey, wait a second, Mr. P. Let me fix the dish, man.
Hey, what's that there? [Device Beeping]
Hey, where's Tom? I thought he was gonna help you.
Hey, you're just talking like a machine
Hey, you're just talking like a machine
Hey, you're just talking like a machine
Hey, you're just talking like a machine
Hey, you're my girlfriend now.
Hey, you've changed Not like you used to be
Hey, you've changed Not like you used to be
Hey, you've changed Not like you used to be
Hey, you've changed Not like you used to be
Hey! Down here, you prehistoric space scum!
Hey! Huh? [Grunts]
Hey! Humans. [Hannah] Hey, listen.
Hey! Leave my Nana alone! Silence, squeaky voiced human child!
Hey.
Hi, Mom. Oh, hi, darling.
Hi. [Gasps]
Hi. Nina Pearson. Are you kids okay?
Hittin' your stomach. [All Chuckle]
Hmm. Sweating?
Hold on a second.
Hoo hoo hoo! Ladies.
Hot! Hot! Hotter! Run!
House here. Mission objective here.
How about not burning down the house?
How do you feel now? Suckers!
How do you feel now? Weakness... We found their weakness!
How's that technique? [Chuckles]
Huh? That makes no sense.
Humanoid subjects, we are the Zirkonian species.
Humans friendly. Whoa! [Skip] Incoming!
Hurry up. Hurry up. Fix it! [Grunts]
Hurry, Tommy!
Hurry! Get them! Help!
Hurry.
I already have a great idea for a weapon. Really?
I am so keeping this.
I barf in the middle. Remember?
I blame all this for coming between this right here.
I bought the pickles. Oh, really?
I call it the Punisher.
I can't believe I'm even listening to you. You're dressed like a shrub.
I can't do a week here without TV.
I can't do a week here, period.
I did. Um, we need that on.
I didn't get to thank you for pulling me to safety back there,
I don't care how old you are. You can't talk to me like that!
I don't do Mathletes anymore.
I don't have training for this. No training.
I don't know how much you kids know about penal codes,
I don't think that's you, Nate. What is that?
I don't wanna be like you. I wanna be cool.
I failed them on purpose.
I got it! Tom! Tom, I found it.
I got Nana's controller!
I got to be honest with you. Auto mechanics isn't really my thing.
I got you a little housewarming gift. Oh, that is so sweet.
I got you a little treat. You did?
I gotta find a planet for me I'll rearrange it
I guess an hour off won't kill anyone.
I had so much fun last night, Ricky.
I had this really great lecture planned.
I hate cotton.
I hate it when we fight. Aw, I can't fight someone as cute as you.
I have been... all day.
I have candied sweets.
I have to admit, it has been a while.
I haven't got a clue as to what happened,
I hope there was a discount for booking us into the most boring spot in the whole country.
I hope this works, Einstein.
I just said that. I just said that.
I just spent the last hour walking around the lake. Where were you?
I knew I should have stayed home and hooked up with Annie Filkins.
I know it's been a really weird day, but you have to let me explain.
I know you're on the job, but there's no law against a home cooked meal.
I know. We can do that. Do you want anything to eat or drink?
I know. Why can't they see that?
I mean— [Groans]
I mean, it is pretend.
I mean, look at his belt. I think those are tools.
I mean, yes.
I mean, you all have to go.
I racked up pity points with your parents,
I really don't want to find out. We gotta stop them before their fleet arrives.
I see you've booby trapped your room.
I should stay home tomorrow, learn my lesson.
I suppose that's another ticket.
I tell you, there's nothing more American than a charred chunk of meat...
I think he's hungry.
I think he's picking up their conversation. They had, like, a Bluetooth.
I think we oughta keep Mom out of the pinot grigio.
I told you. I need parts to repair it. You're not helping—
I was a brainiac. It worked for me.
I was following the plan.
I would never. Never.
I'd say making a fraudulent call to 911 about an alien invasion is most definitely not okay.
I'm 18.
I'm fine. [Banging]
I'm getting the silent treatment? Who is in high school now?
I'm goin' straight to Annie's.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry, Hannah. I'm sorry. They got him.
I'm sorry, sweetie. I forgot. Did you want cheese on your burger?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I apologize. That was uncalled for.
I'm sure that'll buff right out. [Laughs]
I'm sure you can let these kids off with a warning. Look at 'em.
I'm telling you, their map led down here. You positive?
I'm tired of getting picked on because I'm a brainiac.
If it's any consolation, he's not going straight to Annie's.
If our parents even go near those things, they'll get zapped and end up zombies.
If we don't get down there, we're gonna be in real trouble.
If we even mention Mom, Nate drives us straight to the mall. [Chuckles]
If we run up there with a bunch of random junk, we're gonna get creamed.
If you think a dill spear is gonna get you out of that ticket, it's a no go, mister.
In 10, nine,
In here. You don't trap me! I trap you! Why, you—
Incoming! Duck!
Ingenious human snare.
Inside. I've got the desserts.
Instantaneous death.
Invasion? You mean there's more of you guys coming?
Irrelevant?
Is everything okay? [Sheriff] No, ma'am.
Is that a "no"?
Is that true? You really fail on purpose?
Is... so... constricting.
Isn't he sweet? Yes. They're beautiful.
It is teen drama, right, Ricky?
It looks like you guys had a battle royal in here.
It means they'll go after our parents. They're walking targets.
It must be from their planet.
It's a rotary phone. You spin it.
It's been quiet. Too quiet.
It's better than a killer alien.
It's called criminal mischief. And it could mean six months in jail.
It's girls' night out. But, hey, you should come...
It's just my sister's robot dog. It's sound activated. Right, Han?
It's me. We have unfriendlies on the move. I tracked them down and held 'em off.
It's mine. Hey, hey, hey, guys. This is not a toy. It's real.
It's my bubble blower. He fixed it for me.
It's not bad, but it's nothin' compared to this.
It's okay, Mr. P. I was a little kid once too.
It's okay. Don't worry. I come in peace.
It's okay. I'll help you.
It's over.
It's over. I win.
It's over. It's all over.
It's the po po. Be cool.
It's their own death ray. Yes!
It's them.
It's them. They'll all be coming soon.
It's weird Yeah, I know
It's weird Yeah, I know
It's you that I am missing
Jake, come on.
Jake, get the grenade!
Jake, he's not a geek.
Jake, there's smoke in the vents.
Jake's an adult. If he wants to eat, he'll come down and get it.
L l I don't deserve a family vacation.
Lame.
Let me get a better look. Stop.
Let them go!
Let's go enslave some humans!
Let's go save the planet.
Let's go. We are going down there right now.
Let's stick the flags in some water, see if they grow.
Liberty Lions, come on, come on!
Light 'em up. Let's put that guy to shame.
Like my car broke down, my parents own a lake house,
Listen on yourselves. This is why we lost success on our mission previous.
Listen, about that paintball thing—
Listen, about your grades— Dad, let me save you a lecture.
Locator activated, sir.
Look, I am so, so happy being your girlfriend.
Look, Sheriff, we told you we're sorry. It won't happen again.
Look, we're up here to fish, not to hunt your sister's boyfriend, all right?
Look. Alien death mist. Don't breathe.
Look. The kids made a big mistake. And I assure you, Tom will be punished.
Lump. The foreign fella. He's on our side.
Make things right with Ricky, or don't come off that roof.
Man, the sun off the water and... this lightweight cotton...
Man, we can't fight these things with our parents around.
Many more. And we will crush you like bugs.
Maybe she's right.
Maybe we can. Here's what I want you to do.
Maybe we don't have to go so fast.
Maybe you need to think about it.
Mentos bomb. You're a genius.
Mine are almost full. Mine are almost full.
Mine's dead too.
Miss him? He's staying here, with us.
Mission accomplished.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mmm mmm mm.
Move, twin!
Move! Nana, don't make me hurt you.
Mr. And Mrs. P!
Mr. P, that's really considerate of you.
My arm! My head! They got me!
My car! [Beeps]
My family.
My own little science project.
My stomach. I'm starving.
Nana, uh—
Nana! Yes, sweetheart!
Nana?
Nate, stop talking.
Natey, the TV's gone haywire.
Ne ver. Oh, I'm sorry.
Never underestimate the power of a grown man's guilt.
Nice cast, Nana. Hey.
Nice job. I think it's working.
Nice landing, Nate. [Stops]
Nice sounds. It's music.
Nice try, Nate, but you just missed my kids.
Nice, huh? Great, yes. I'll grab that.
No fooling around. [Bethany] Dad.
No one said anything about death. I doubt it's a photocopier.
No police, no parents, no exceptions.
No way. We're going back in now...
No, no, no, no. Come back. Come back!
No, no. He, um— He told us he was heading back to the lake,
No, you don't.
No! Leave him alone! He's my friend.
No.
No. [Grunts]
No. [Sparks Belches]
No. Ah! Is there any job you two can't screw up?
No. He lied. The tool's in college.
No. I want to find whoever invented love and hack him apart with a machete.
No. L I don't know. [Laughs]
No. No, no. He— He talked about his car.
No. No, not at all. We had to go into town to the leasing office.
No. Real. Look, I know this sounds crazy,
No. Those things they shot at us, they re they're mind control plugs.
No. Worse. My sister.
No. You? No.
No. Your sister worked her tail off, and that's exactly what I expect from you.
Nobody likes a mathlete.
Not in high school.
Not looking to blame throw, but that one was Razor's fault.
Not so fast. I have a plan. Work with me here. Did Nana give anyone Mentos?
Nothing.
Nothing's working. Give it to me.
Now we can take it up a notch.
Now, if this were a spreadsheet or a ledger, I would be all over it, but—
Now, just hold on.
Now, you're going to learn to work together...
Now.
Of course not. She got in 'cause she's perfect.
Oh— Crud.
Oh, "they don't seem that bad."
Oh, and you guys too.
Oh, baby, I'm so glad you're okay.
Oh, baby. I knew you'd come back.
Oh, cool. Let me see it. Oh, nice action on the toggles.
Oh, crap. We forgot about Nana.
Oh, God.
Oh, great. A giant alien death machine.
Oh, hey. Don't even worry about it.
Oh, I can leave? Okay, we got the whole problem solved.
Oh, I need a glass of water. Uh—
Oh, I'll find him. [Beeps, Whirring]
Oh, I'm just stopping by for the afternoon...
Oh, my God. She saw us. What do we do? What do we do?
Oh, my God. Stuart.
Oh, no, honey. He's fine.
Oh, no, no. I am not taking that bait, kiddo.
Oh, no. Of course. I believe you. Why wouldn't they be?
Oh, shut up, you little b— Bethany.
Oh, sorry. That will raise welts.
Oh, Stu. Stu.
Oh, that is so sweet of you. I really wish I could.
Oh, that's nice, Ricky. Thank you. He's a good guy.
Oh, that's right. I heard on the radio. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Oh, they are gonna hear about it from me.
Oh, this is weird, Stu. I think the phone's dead.
Oh, um— Um—
Oh, yeah? Well, you know, that's just the beginning. [Chuckles]
Oh, yeah. Come on. [Laughs]
Oh! Ha!
Oh.
Oh. Hey, guys, wait. Have you guys seen Ricky?
Oh. Ow. Oh.
Oh. Um— Okay.
Okay, but I'm not pretending, so don't touch the thermostat.
Okay, now back on.
Okay, they're small, but dangerous and— and really scary.
Okay, unless you wanna join them, you better spill it.
Okay? Thank you.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay, I get it.
Okay. Okay.
On it.
One hour. We're gone one hour. What happened? What'd you kids do?
One moment I'm cleaning my chompers,
One word, and you're dead.
One, not your buddy.
Only line of defense, and that's me.
Ooh! [Kissing]
Ooh! Are you gonna be okay?
Ooh. [Yelps]
Ooh. Take him out, Lee.
Open the door now! Snugs.
Open the door! Hold on. Hannah, quick. Hide your alien.
Open this door at once, or I will begin forcible entry...
Open your eyes, people.
Or anywhere for a while.
Or maybe the night.
Or we will together end up shoveling manure back in Sector 7.
Or would you rather help me invade a planet? [Grunts]
Ora "B." Mm mmm.
Our own parents will attack us.
Over? It better not be over.
Ow.
Ow. [Grunts]
Peace is not an option.
Please don't go. You can be a part of our family.
Please tell me you see that too. Not sure I want to.
Prove it.
Quick! Get 'em!
Quick! Toss it here!
Release me. Never mess with a girl who just got dumped.
Retreat. Retreat.
Retreat. Retreat. The machine is destroyed.
Return him to me.
Reversed. Tommy, he's done.
Ricky Dillman is a big moron!
Ricky is down in the basement with that... space rodent.
Ricky is not a boy toy.
Ricky, are you okay?
Ricky, you're acting really weird.
Ricky!
Ricky!
Ricky?
Right before the creature that was "not that bad" ate him!
Right, Nate? They're playing with their phones.
Right. It's not an alien.
Send it.
Sensitive, romantic, funny and ridiculously athletic?
Shake all you want. We own you. [Grunting]
She scratched me with her claws!
She's all yours. Don't be a wuss all your life.
She's smokin' hot, and she doesn't like talking about feelings all the time.
Shh. Stop talking. Good to know. Okay.
Shh. You hear that? Rice Krispies.
Shoot him! His collar's still in the way.
Shut up, Jake.
Sir, yes, sir.
Smart, sensitive— Oh, gosh.
Snugs was great. So were you guys. Tom, what about the others?
So did I. [Ricky] Bad news.
So get some sleep. We're hitting the road at sunup.
So if their plugs don't work on kids—
So lame.
So reverse your words back to the start and switch back to my world
So reverse your words back to the start and switch back to my world
So reverse your words back to the start and switch back to my world
So reverse your words back to the start and switch back to my world
So reverse your words back to the start and switch back to my world
So reverse your words back to the start and switch back to my world
So reverse your words back to the start and switch back to my world
So reverse your words back to the start and switch back to my world
So So that's how it is?
So thanks a ton, ace. That was a textbook wingman move.
So there is nothing I wouldn't do for you. Now give papa some—
So there's nothing I wouldn't do for you.
So what do you say, brother? Give us a chance to bury the old hatchet.
So you boys better keep it in one piece.
So you expect us to stop an alien invasion on our own?
So, really, you can leave now. We'll be good.
Some good old fashioned no tech—
Some idiot built this place smack on top of it.
Some kind of giant machine?
Someone was obviously distracted.
Someone, open it!
Someone's gotta get the door.
Something down here's setting it off.
Sorry, sucker.
Sounds like they're mad. [Yelling]
Space alien. Too much to explain.
Sparks, can anything go on that machine? Theoretically.
Sparks, why isn't my locator map up and running?
Sparks! Reverse the machine.
Sparks. Sparks!
Spin him faster, Nate! [Nate Laughing] Get his shirt off!
Squadron, come in. Come in. Do you have Sparks?
Stand still, Earth burgers! [Gasping]
Staring at the stars falling behind you
Stay behind me.
Step aside, hormonal female.
Stop. Okay, okay.
Stu, TV's gone haywire!
Stun? What am I gonna do? What do you think I should do? I don't know what to do.
Stupid remote control. Glorious commander, be careful.
Sure.
Surrender Engineer Sparks now.
Sweet.
Sweet. [Siren Chirps]
Take a look at that guy.
Take that.
Talking about feelings comes with the territory when you have a girlfriend.
Tazer. Razor.
Teen drama. L I think.
Testing. [Laughs]
Testing. Testing. Testing. [Distorted Voice] Testing. Testing. Testing.
Thank you, ma'am. I'd like to, but I am on duty.
Thank you. [Games Bleeping]
Thanks, Snugs, for everything.
That is a bad allergy. Oof.
That means we're safe. It means we can fight 'em.
That was awesome! Those things only cost $ 1.99. Can you believe it?
That was awesome. [Laughs]
That would be the on and off button.
That's so weird.
That's the least I can do for your hospitality.
That's why it's up to you, Thomas.
The invasion has failed. Retreat to Zirkon right away.
The leasing office called.
The machine molecule expands. Machine make commander big.
The other three... not so much.
The suitcase! Go!
Their brains are old, mushy, fried from bad '80s music.
Their map. That's how they'll get to the basement. What do we do?
Then it shouldn't be a problem to give me the time that I need.
Then let's go prune the family tree.
Then you are smart enough to pass math.
There is no loophole for that one!
There will be more than just fireworks in the sky tonight...
There you go. [Laughs]
There.
There's no buttons. What is this thing?
There's only one answer... meteor shower.
There's so many.
These humans will pay!
They could be anywhere.
They don't seem that bad. Aw. Rookie.
They flew here from another galaxy. You really think they have a weakness?
They insisted.
They need you to go back there before they close for the holidays.
They said all your names are on the lease. [Ricky Repeating Tom]
They shut our power off.
They smashed the skylight and tried to break the attic stairs.
They turned off the gravity, like in Halo.
They were fighting. Now their lips are hugging?
They won't work on kids. It's like you said. We're wired differently.
They're busting through. The warrior code says strike first.
They're loud and scary and really mean.
They're up in the attic right now, little aliens.
Think he's still an alien zombie?
This battle's not over yet. Awesome.
This could get ugly. Hannah, go hide.
This guy doesn't fit in with the others.
This is a deadly weapon! It is. No. These are deadly weapons.
This is the Creek Landing Sheriff's Department.
This isn't about ideas. This is about action.
This isn't Xbox, Lee. It's real. Like Wii.
This isn't you. The bad attitude, the grades. What is going on?
This vacation really sucks.
This was a good idea though, Miss Smarty Pants. That's a gateway gun.
Those are gorgeous. Yeah. Very patriotic too, huh?
Those Zirkonians... They tied me up and dragged Snuggles outside.
Till you've seen funky Ricky.
Time to die.
To make a phone call with the intent to annoy or harass...
Told you I could fishtail this thing.
Tom, I'm not kidding. You wanna spend the rest of the week in your room?
Tom, I'm not playing around. Neither am I.
Tom! Take the shot!
Tom. [Stuart] Tom!
Tommy, I'm scared. I don't like the mean aliens.
Tomorrow, we fish.
Too easy. Uh—
Try it again, Ricky. [Engine Grinding]
Turn him off.
Turns out there are advantages to being smart.
Twins, in here.
Two inches, cuz. I can tag a stop sign without even having to jump.
Two, notice that your vehicle is missing a front license plate.
Uh oh. Car trouble. Hmm. Dad, why don't you take a look at it for Ricky?
Uh—
Uh— I don't know, man.
Uh— Oh.
Uh, ladies first.
Uh, pretty sure he's still hanging around here somewhere.
Uh, th there's an alien invasion at our rental house.
Uh, that doesn't make sense. I don't like you.
Uh, to, bronze up his rock hard abs.
Um, but you should hit the lake so he doesn't think you're blowing him off.
Urgent? Ah. Okay, I'll call and I'll sort this out.
Wait. What are these? Give it back. Let me see.
Wait. You're calling me hormonal?
Want me to bring him back? Babe, please don't be mad at me.
Watch. [Hum Resonating]
Water? Earth germs?
Way to crack the whip, Nate. Way to crack the whip.
We beat Uncle Nate! Oh, yeah! Ha ha!
We can hug lips on Zirkon.
We can make something better.
We can’t just get rid of 'em.
We come in pieces. In peace.
We got to tell 'em. Now.
We gotta call 911.
We gotta tell our parents. [Thud]
We have been outsmarted by the humans.
We need a clean shot at his neck. I'm goin' up.
We need the police and their hard core firepower. Oh, armed zombies. Even better.
We need to pull out the big guns.
We shouldn't have let her watch. It's rated "T" for "Teen." It's teen violence.
We think they're probably here to destroy the world as we know it.
We won.
We won't let you down, sir.
We're almost there.
We're dealing with a retreat or a surprise attack.
We're fighting aliens. I'm pretending it's pretend.
We're fighting, um, space aliens.
We're in the middle of a battle, and you wanna play science fair?
We're on vacation. Am I aging backwards?
We're only a stone's throw away from at least a half dozen top notch fishing lakes.
We're playin' a game, Uncle Stu— I mean, Stu.
We've definitely slowed 'em down, but those buggers adapt fast.
Wedgie time.
Well— Really? He can stay the night?
Well, dude, parents are wired differently.
Well, I'm glad we made up.
Well, it's not an official make up without the make up kiss.
Well, let's hope not for your sake. We put a huge deposit on this place.
Well, man up and deal with it.
Well, one of the Pearson brothers came to party.
Well, whatever it is, we can't let 'em get to it.
Well, you don't have to worry about it anymore 'cause we're done.
Well, you're my girlfriend now,
Wha What about Ricky? It tagged him and he's Bethany's age.
What a gas pipe.
What about you? Well, you know I like you.
What are they doing in the vents?
What are you talking about? Read the book. Peace.
What did you guys talk about on the roof?
What do you mean their hormone levels are too unstable?
What happened up there? Was "get them" not clear enough?
What is going on?
What is it? Tom's grades finally posted.
What the heck happened in here?
What the heck happened to the dish?
What the heck was that thing?
What the heck was that?
What the— Whoa!
What the...
What the... That was just a "D."
What was that?
What was that?
What you're after isn't in the basement. It's under the basement.
What— What happened? How— How did I get—
What? Say it with me. "Peace."
What? What?
What's going on?
What's up, Nate? [Lee] Hey, guys!
What's with all the noise?
What's wrong with it? Fix it. Be careful!
When are you gonna grow up and stop being a total embarrassment?
When I'm here, you're there We're worlds apart
When I'm here, you're there We're worlds apart
When I'm here, you're there We're worlds apart
When I'm here, you're there We're worlds apart
When I'm here, you're there We're worlds apart
When I'm here, you're there We're worlds apart
When I'm here, you're there We're worlds apart
When I'm here, you're there We're worlds apart
Where are they? Two options.
Where's Ricky? Taken prisoner by the aliens?
While you're out, can you get me some adult diapers?
Who did this to my car? You did, you giant idiot.
Who says it's from our planet? Look at that thing. It looks alien to me.
Who turned on the heat?
Who's little now, Earth maggots?
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa. I handle human contact.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. Why do you get the best room? I was here first.
Whoa, whoa! Crazy girl.
Whoa, whoa. Those are category three pyrotechnics you got there.
Whoa, whoa. Wait. Think.
Whoa!
Whoa! Don't touch me!
Whoa! What the—
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa. That's the thing they used to control Ricky.
Whoa. Total creepshow.
Whoa. Watch out for the car. I can't believe you're here.
Whoo!
Why aren't the mind control plugs working? You're the engineer.
Why can't you at least trust there's a reason I'm doing this?
Why did we not plan for this?
Why do you want to waste our time playing hide and seek and kill the aliens...
Why don't we talk in a few years when you have a clue what dating's all about?
Why don't you run to the grocery store? I'll fire up the grill.
Why don't you stay and see for yourself? We're barbecuing.
Why? Hand 'em over!
Why? Just move!
With extreme prejudice.
With pleasure. Humans, submit.
With you.
With your stupid brother and your dumb little cousins?
Wonder where he went.
Wonder where you are How can I find you
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah, but it's... it's freezing in here. Ooh, yeah. Ooh, Arctic.
Yeah, he wants you to meet him there. Wait.
Yeah, I don't mind getting my hands dirty.
Yeah, I don't think so. You really want to deny me my time with the kids?
Yeah, I tanked my grades, okay?
Yeah, I'm gonna be all right. A paintball gun.
Yeah, Stu. Don't you think that's a little early? How about this?
Yeah, that's what I named him. My name Sparks.
Yeah, the lake. Over there. It's probably good there.
Yeah!
Yeah. I think Hannah's coming down with something.
Yeah. Seek safety. Not you.
Yeah. Sounds like Ricky landed on his face.
Yeah. Yeah, it was life changing.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. You're right, Dad.
Yes, I did. Here we go. [Laughs]
Yes, indeedy. But I will be needing a helping hand.
Yes, scream, human, for your species ends tonight.
Yes, sir. Noted. It's understood. Hello, humans.
Yes. A reason why you shot your sister's boyfriend?
Yes. Get him away from him.
You are one ugly alien.
You came back for me. Let's go.
You could have put his eye out. Would that have been funny? I don't think so.
You do know making a fraudulent complaint is a federal offense. It's punishable—
You don't get it. An entire fleet of those guys are about to invade.
You don't know when to quit, do you?
You gotta defend your family honor, like a man.
You have failed me, you incompetent piece of...
You have lost. And now the invasion shall begin.
You know what? I'm gonna take a look inside that chest, so please step aside.
You know what? Thanks to your little, uh, sharpshooting stunt,
You little—
You mean, other than the fact that he's good looking, sweet—
You mean, other than the fact that he's good looking, sweet,
You messed with the wrong mathlete.
You open it. No, you open it.
You people usually leave your children unsupervised like this?
You remember Nana.
You see that?
You see the machine? Yeah. You were right. It was sent here years ago.
You shouldn't do this.
You think Brittany... You think Bethany got—
You want Monkey? He's good luck.
You were playing with your little toy.
You were right, and I was wrong.
You You wet the bed until you were 10. A zombie wouldn't know that.
You You're not a senior?
You're all right for a space maggot. I'm gonna miss you.
You're not gonna talk when I'm yelling. I'm sorry. It's not mature of me to shout.
You're not thinking. We need a plan.
You're off and on You're here, then gone
You're out of this world I'm sure of it
You're out of this world I'm sure of it
You're still trapped in that box, aren't you? Yes, I am.
You've been punked. [Laughs]
You've got a boo boo. Don't move.
Your dad bought you this? Perks of divorce.
Zoom in. Zoom.
Zoom. Zoom, zoom, zoom.
7:00 a.m. Sharp. 7:00?
10:00 a.m., on the boat, no questions asked.
911 is for emergency calls only.
[Art] Any word from Jake? Still no signal.
[Art] Shoot him! Ouch! Ow! Ouch again!
[Art] Shoot him! Shoot him! [Lee] Go, go, go!
[Art] What do we do now? We figure out their weakness.
[Art] Where's he going? Anywhere he wants.
[Belches] [Both Groan]
[Belches] [Both Groan]
[Cane Banging TV] Mom. Mom, stop it. It's probably the dish.
[Chuckles] I'll tell you what, Ricky. Stay here tonight,
[Clears Throat] I'll interrogate. Ah!
[Coughing] You okay? I'm fine. The door.
[Gasps] Hello, hu mans.
[Gasps] Surprise attack.
[Groans] [Panting]
[Growls] [Object Rattling]
[Growls] Yeah, I'm sure.
[Grunts] [Grunts]
[Grunts] Creepy crawlies.
[Grunts] Unbelievable.
[Horn Honks] Okay. That is enough. Knock it off, you guys.
[Jake, Tom Grunt] You have chosen instantaneous death.
[Jake] Let's get 'em! [Tom] Move!
[Jake] Ricky? Yep.
[Jake] We need the information. L—
[Laughing] What does that big button do?
[Lee] Awesome. [Art] How does he do that?
[Lee] Here they come! Look out! Ugly humans, submit.
[Lee] Why don't we have gravity boots? "They have gravity boots."
[Screaming] [Screaming]
[Screams] [Groans]
[Slams Drum] Oh, wow. I thought I was clumsy.
[Sparks Groans] [Art] Whatever it is, it's huge.
[Sparks] Yes. What are you trying to steal from our planet?
[Sparks] You don't have to keep saying "zoom." Zoom. Zoom.
[Stuart] Yeah, in the den, on the couch. [Bethany] Of course.
[Tazer] Shoot 'em up! [Jake] Hit the deck!
[Tazer] Shoot him! Shoot the humans! [Jake] Incoming!
[Tom] Wha— Wha— You have the choice of eternal enslavement or...
[Tom] What's happening to him? Now the fun begins.
[Typing Continues] Look.
[Whirs, Beeps] Richard?
[Woman] How are these changing? [Typing Continues]
[Yells, Grunts] Rotate. Ah. The basement.
Again. Nana!
Ah! Oh, my gosh. They're beacons.
Ah. Hurry!
Aha! Even on Earth, the male is dominant. Ah.
All right. Arm successfully twisted. [Stuart] Great.
And watch the kids? Okay, whatever. [Chuckles]
Annie! Ricky, I thought you were at your lake house.
Any misuse of this system compromises this county's... Oh, weapons.
Bring it, meat sack. [Jake] Today!
But it wasn't even me. Okay, you boys are just lucky that Ricky wasn't badly hurt.
But, Uncle Stu, it wasn't our fault. Now.
Buttocks on fire! [Panting]
Can't you get somebody else for this role? [Director] Action.
Charge! Hurry up!
Come on, everyone. Dinner. Let me help you with the bags.
Creepy. Go, go, go, go, go!
Dad, it's not what it looks like. All of you, upstairs, now.
Dad's coming, and he's mad. At who?
Ew. Gross human. [Doorbell Ringing]
Fleet? This is just the advance team.
Gone. Nice.
Han, there's no such things as aliens. Yes, there is. I saw them.
He's not your pet, Hannah. He's a freakin' alien. [Shudders]
Hello? [Dial Tone]
Here comes the magic. Take two.
Hey, can I play too? Oh, Hannah, thank God. Open. Hurry.
Hey, Nate, where's Jake? I have no idea.
Hey, what is taking you girls so long? No, don't. No. No.
Hey. Your boy toy is a complete idiot.
Huh? Revenge is so sweet.
Hurry. Do it, Tom! Fifty yards.
I can't get a signal. Neither can I.
I don't know what to do about this Tom situation. We have a guest. Happy face.
I picked it up first. [Back Cracks] Give it back.
I want Snuggle Lump back! That's it.
I'll look after the kids. I don't know if that’s a good idea.
I'm coming with you. Tom, be careful.
I'm here now. I'm older.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You shot my boyfriend.
If you like dancing. Dancing?
It's locked. Not from me.
It's not me. [Hannah] Snuggles!
It's okay, Mr. Snuggle Lump. Snuggle Lump?
It's the po po. Be cool. Be cool?
Join us. Mom—
Just a little on my chest. Target is on the move.
Just allergies, Mr. P. Just allergies, Mr. P.
Just think about how little they are. Little and deadly.
Knee high beings. Very violent. Knee high. Like a hobbit?
Let's move. Bring Nana. Whoa, whoa. Freeze.
Like Ricky has a clue? One more word about Ricky, and I swear to God I'll kill you.
Look out! The ugly one got big! [Groaning]
Mmm. Great. A geek alien.
Mmm. [Gulps] Yeah. Planet Fruitcake.
Modified. Whoa.
Mom? Are you okay? [Remote Beeps]
Mwah! I don't get it. What do you see in that guy?
My plan is working. My plan. You mean my plan.
Nana— Nana— Out of my way, Earth children!
Nana! Lee! Flying's your specialty.
Nate, stop it! I'll tell Mom. Tickle him! Tickle your uncle!
Nice. Parents?
No, Ricky. You're hurt. Oh, no. It was just a graze.
No! Don't! Don't! [Lee] There's no gravity.
No. [Laughs]
No. No.
Not even in Health. [Typing Continues]
Not if we crush you first. I will not be beaten by children.
Not without Tom. Why?
Now go. [Scoffs]
Oh— Crud.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! [Screams]
Okay. Oh, and, Mr. P,
Open the window! Open it.
Ow! You broke my nail! I don't care.
Press it again. [Beeps]
Pretty cool, huh? You're gonna need a bigger potato.
Pull! Pull! Pull! I am! Hurry! [Grunts]
Puny humans, is that all you have? Whoa, he's good.
Put him on "pause." [Beeps]
Razor, go! Yes, sir.
Really? Problem with the contract.
Ricky, wow! Hey, Ricky! What a surprise.
Ricky! [Alien Chuckling]
Ricky! Hey! Mmm!
Ricky? What the—
Run? I'm good with run.
Snuggles! [Lee] Turn him off.
Snuggles! Traitor.
Step aside, young man. No need for that.
Stop that. Stop that.
Surprise, surprise, princess. Ricky, what are you doing here?
Sweet, huh? Very nice.
Take him out before he reaches second base. Nah. I don't think that—
Take them down! Look out!
Talk about the ultimate Game Boy. [Slapping]
That must have hurt. [Groans]
This is so not happening. We gotta get out there. Let's move.
Those midget Martians must be jamming us. Never a good sign.
Three, how about I write you up a ticket? How about you don't?
Thumb cramp. Thumb cramp! Give it to me.
Tie it off! I'm trying. Push harder.
Tom, help me! Ah.
Trying to be a wise guy? No. No. Definitely not. Don't provoke him.
Uh— l— That's what I thought.
Vacation ended early. These are for you. You're so sweet.
Very exciting. We're in for a little bit of a show. That'll be beautiful, guys.
Wait. Ah. But the female always wins.
We can't leave him up here. Two, one.
We can't let the cops in here. It's too dangerous. Here's Nana!
We can't let the cops in here. It's too dangerous. Here's Nana!
We did. Nana versus Ricky. Not now, Hannah.
We have to rescue Snuggle Lump. Snuggle what?
We're done. Game over. Game over for the grown ups. But we can still fight back.
We're in a mature, loving relationship. [Groans]
We're trapped. Duck!
What about Mommy and Daddy? [Bethany] Tom will figure it out.
What are you talking about? [Gasps]
What do you mean? I mean prove it!
What was what? I don't know. I felt something.
What, we're gonna throw candy at them? No.
What? Ah!
What? If you're smart enough to hack into the school Web site,
What? [Yells, Grunts] Oh!
What? You were the one— If we lose success this time, I lose my command.
What's that? What's what?
What's the invasion plan? [Jake] What's your weakness?
Where have you been? [Beeps]
Where is he? Hey, boys. None of that at the table.
Whoa, whoa! Got a bite. Got a bite. [Fishing Line Pulling]
Whoa! [All Gasp]
Whoa! [Beeps]
Whoa! What was that move? Double right thumb click with a left panel twist.
Whoa! What's happening? Why are we floating?
Whoa. Whoa. Why are you trying to kill us?
Why are you hitting me? Why are you being such a jerk?
Why did you do that? Shut up. You'll compromise our position.
Women? Are there more of you coming?
Yes. A reason why you're talking back, giving me attitude?
You are floating. [Smacks Face]
You are useless. [Hannah Whimpers]
You called 911? [Nate] Come on, buddy.
You heard her, Tom. No more trouble. It was just a video game.
You kids have not been excused. [Beeps]
You lose. [Razor] Zirkon forever!
You tired of getting beat up? [Stuart] Tom!
You! Get off my planet, you little green son of a—
You're going down, punk! You're going down, punk.
You're kidding. Pass. Nate?
'Cause he's our leader.
'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart
'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart
'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart
'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart
'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart
'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart
'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart
'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart
"Sorry" doesn't even touch that. When, Tom?
[Alien] The human grubs are escaping.
[Aliens Screaming, Shouting]
[All Chattering]
[All Shouting]
[All Yelling]
[All Yelling]
[All] Whoa.
[Animal Chittering] [Birds Tweeting]
[Art] Hey, Nana! Who wants a treat?
[Art] Oh, my God. They're forcing him to build it.
[Art] They have gravity boots.
[Banging] [Grunts]
[Beeping]
[Beeps]
[Beeps]
[Beeps] [Bethany] Ricky!
[Bethany] Did your brain fall out of your head? Let him suffer.
[Bleeping Continues]
[Blows]
[Body Hits Ground] Did you hear that?
[Both Gasp]
[Both Yelling]
[Bubbling]
[Chattering]
[Chirping] Sorry. Huh?
[Chittering]
[Chuckles] How's Mathletes?
[Chuckles] Let's go.
[Chuckles] Mind helping me with the lotion, babe?
[Chuckling]
[Continues]
[Coughing Continues]
[Coughing]
[Crackling Continues]
[Crackling] What is that?
[Crunching]
[Crunching] [Rat Squeaks]
[Dance]
[Device Beeps] You ain't even seen dancing—
[Dial Tone] It's working!
[Dialing Slowly]
[Door Squeaks]
[Doorbell Chimes]
[Electrical Surge] [Yells]
[Electricity Zaps] Hmm.
[Engine Grinding]
[Equipment Powering Down] Uh—
[Exhales] I'll be here, ready to talk.
[Firecracker Lands] [Explosion]
[Footsteps Running] Go, go, go, go!
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps] Whoa.
[Glass Shatters]
[Groaning]
[Groaning]
[Groaning] I'm starting to see why the last engineer...
[Groans]
[Groans] [Grunts]
[Groans] Come in!
[Groans] He's critical to mission.
[Groans] The humans are vicious.
[Growls] [Neck Muscles Crack]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting] [Tazer] Aha. Oh.
[Grunts, Coughing]
[Grunts, Yells]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts] [Caws]
[Grunts] Hey. Come on!
[Grunts] Hmm?
[Grunts] Is that all ya got?
[Grunts] It's Jake!
[Gulps]
[Hannah Screams]
[Hannah, Sparks Laughing]
[Hannah] Bethany!
[Hannah] Don't let 'em take Snuggle Lump!
[Horn Honking]
[Humming]
[Jake] He's armed! Enemy armed!
[Jake] Over here. Did you guys see that? Great job, Hannah.
[Jake] Sayonara, suckers!
[Jake] The door! Stop 'em! Use your weapon, Tom!
[Jake] Tom, do something!
[Karate Yell]
[Laughing] Now, give papa some sugar.
[Laughs, Snarls]
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs] Dude, you make it too easy. It's not funny.
[Laughs] How about what's next? B. B? Pellet?
[Laughs] It's a dud.
[Laughs] Oh.
[Laughs] Whoo. That's a lot of tools to try to fix the TV.
[Laughter Continues]
[Lee] Art, wait!
[Lee] Now what are we gonna do? [Art] I don't know.
[Lee] Still no sign of 'em.
[Lee] Whoa. He cut off her nails.
[Line Clicks] Hello?
[Loud Groaning]
[Loud Groaning] Why?
[Machine Whirring]
[Man On Radio] And that's the farm report. In other news, it looks like...
[Muffled] Help!
[Mumbling] No need to notification army.
[Mutters]
[Mutters]
[Nana Knocking] Open up!
[Nana] Oh, it's so good to see you. I missed you. Hey. We're here.
[Nate] Aw, Stuey's crying for Mommy!
[Nina] I'd say that's the understatement of the century.
[Nina] No. That'd be... Well, l— I guess I could drive.
[Nina] Sheriff, I know this isn't something to be taken lightly,
[Nina] You know, you're entitled to a few senior moments at your age.
[Object Clatters]
[Objects Crashing]
[Panting] You a zombie?
[People Laughing]
[Phone Beeps] Wow.
[Popping, Crackling Continue]
[Popping, Crackling]
[Radio: Dance]
[Radio: Rock]
[Razor Yelling]
[Razor] Hope so. Enjoy some dirt in your face.
[Ricky Screams]
[Ricky] Super absorbent.
[Ringing Continues] Sheriff here.
[Ringing] [Slurping]
[Rock And Roll]
[Scoffs]
[Screaming, Shouting]
[Screaming] [Yelling]
[Screams]
[Screams]
[Screams]
[Screams]
[Screams]
[Screams]
[Screams] [Laughs]
[Screams] [Thud]
[Screams] [Yelling]
[Screams] Creepy crawly!
[Screams] Sock Monkey.
[Sheriff] Gotta tell ya, this sure beats eating ramen noodles in my squad car...
[Sheriff] Looks all right to me.
[Sheriff] Ooh. [Stuart] Nice one, Nate.
[Shouts, Groans]
[Shouts]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs] Good bye, Hannah.
[Sighs] Well, this sucks.
[Sighs] Wow. Guilt never gets old. Well, go ahead.
[Siren Wails]
[Skip Gasps, Screams]
[Skip Growling]
[Slams]
[Slides Over All Keys] Ooh, music. I try?
[Sparks Chattering, Gasps]
[Sparks Imitating Chirps]
[Squeaking] Enemy... apprehended.
[Stops]
[Stuart] Hey.
[Stuart] I don't know what you were thinking. I really don't.
[Stuart] Kids, get down here right now!
[Stuart] Mom! [Cell Phone Beeps]
[Stuart] Mom? Mom? Where you goin'?
[Stuart] Oh, this is ridiculous.
[Stuart] Oh, yeah. Slap it on.
[Stuart] Unbelievable. [Nana] Look at this.
[Stuart] Well, dinner's almost ready. How about you track him down?
[Stuart] Wonderful. Not one "A." No.
[Stuart] Wow.
[Tazer Laughs] [Beeping]
[Tazer] Comfortable up there, Earth boy?
[Tazer] Hmm.
[Tazer] In my eyes!
[Thud]
[Thud]
[Thud] [Squeals]
[Thumping]
[Thumping]
[Thumping] [Skip] No talking in here. Got it?
[Thunder Rumbling]
[Thunderclap]
[Tires Squeal]
[Tom] I think they're after something in the house.
[Tom] I'm sorry, guys.
[Tom] It's gotta be something obvious, Dad.
[Tom] So, that's what's in the capsule? Ah.
[Tom] Stay close.
[Tom] Whoa.
[Tones Sounding]
[Typing Continues] [Thud]
[Typing]
[Whirring, Beeping]
[Whirring]
[Whirring]
[Wind Whistling]
[Wind Whistling]
[Wind Whistling]
[Woman] Hey, so strange You switched in front of me
[Woman] You're out of this world, I'm sure
[Yelling Continues]
[Yelling]
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