Main Content
Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (2015) Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! is a thrilling action-comedy disaster film that was released in

Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (2015)

Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! is a thrilling action-comedy disaster film that was released in 2015. Directed by Anthony C. Ferrante and written by Thunder Levin, this movie quickly gained a cult following due to its over-the-top shark-infested narrative. Packed with high-octane action and hilarious moments, Sharknado 3 takes the franchise to new heights of absurdity.

The cast of Sharknado 3 features a mix of familiar faces and cameo appearances. Ian Ziering reprises his role as Fin Shepard, the chainsaw-wielding hero who once again finds himself facing the bloodthirsty sharks raining from the skies. Tara Reid returns as April Wexler, Fin's love interest, adding her own charm to the chaotic storyline. Together, they make a formidable duo against the aquatic adversaries.

In addition to the returning characters, Sharknado 3 introduces a range of notable new characters. David Hasselhoff joins the cast as Fin's father, Gilbert Shepard, bringing his iconic presence and a touch of nostalgia to the film. Cassie Scerbo plays Nova Clarke, a recurring character from the previous movies, who teams up with Fin and April to fight the shark-infested tornadoes. Other actors such as Bo Derek, Mark Cuban, Frankie Muniz, and Jerry Springer also make memorable appearances, further enhancing the film's entertainment value.

Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! amps up the action and destruction to a whole new level. The movie takes place during a Sharknado convention in Orlando, Florida, where Fin Shepard is honored with a prestigious award. However, the celebrations quickly turn into chaos as a massive Sharknado threatens the entire East Coast of the United States. From Washington, D.C. to Universal Studios in Florida, our heroes traverse iconic landmarks battling sharks at every turn.

The film blends its outrageous shark encounters with an unapologetically cheesy script, resulting in countless laugh-out-loud moments. The special effects may not be on par with big-budget blockbusters, but that's what adds to the charm of the Sharknado franchise. Audiences are treated to improbable scenarios that can only be found in this quirky series, like a spacewalk battle with sharks or the legendary shark chainsaw-sword combo that Fin wields throughout the film.

One of the highlights of Sharknado 3 is undoubtedly its self-awareness. The filmmakers embraced the absurdity of the concept, creating a movie that revels in its own campiness. It is aware of the expectations of its audience and delivers exactly what they desire—an action-packed romp filled with sharks and pure entertainment.

If you are a fan of Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! and want to relive the thrilling moments or introduce friends to the franchise, you can watch or download the movie at various digital platforms. Immerse yourself in the world of flying sharks, tornadoes, and the charm of the cast, all with just a few clicks. Prepare for a wild, shark-filled ride as you witness the outrageous adventures of Fin Shepard and his hilarious band of shark-fighting misfits.

So grab your popcorn, dim the lights, and enter the wild world of Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! You can play and download the movie sounds here, and prepare yourself for the tornado of absurdity that awaits!
39
521
A little bit insane, bordering on savant,
A lot of it. She's quite obsessive,
A shark fell from the sky.
A symbol of change.
A twister's forming at one o'clock!
A whole career,
Aah!
Aah! [ screams ]
About a secret military shuttle.
About that, he's not prepared.
After all she's been through.
After the Daytona 500.
Afterwards, nothing was the same.
Ah, hell, where are the keys?!
Aliens?
All right, Gil,
All right, good. Good.
All right, here we go. [ screams ]
All right, I will.
All right, let's go back to the first plan.
All right, listen!
All right! It's time for the Bruce to let the rocket loose!
All right. I'll call the C.O.
All right. Okay?
All that Buck Rogers stuff they talk about.
All up and down the east coast.
Along the eastern aboard from Canada to the Carolinas
Along with the Xfinity stock car.
And alerting the world to a new, terrifying threat,
And as of now, we're hearing
And at a safe distance, detonate it,
And do you know anything about the nature of these shark storms?
And don't worry about
And forming into a
And friends?
And give this old clunker a big, you know, kick in the butt.
And he could help us out.
And he will be here today onsite
And here is my card, and call me, okay?
And his family seem to always survive just fine.
And I know you could take care of yourself,
And I want to be the one to tell it,
And I'll find you afterwards, I promise.
And I'm ready to leave the shuttle.
And I'm the Easter Bunny. Y'all better move along
And it's gonna get stronger,
And it's not a pretty one.
And keep her in one piece.
And launch Independence. You'll be fine.
And look. This one...
And me.
And orderly fashion! Do you understand?
And recommends residents
And she wanted to be here, but it's kind of hard for her
And since he's letting you take Old Bessy up,
And size
And take these sharks with them
And take this Mystery Machine with you.
And tell him I'm here to see him?
And that cities up and down the eastern seaboard
And that means pfft. I understand that.
And that's because, for the first time,
And the engine combined could produce enough heat.
And the man with the chainsaw,
And then step over here... Thank you.
And then we need to give these storms a place to go
And then, of course, in size.
And they're growing in size.
And this one...
And to stand by for evacuation orders.
And we are covering the destruction and mayhem
And we can't always assume that you're gonna be the one
And we thought that this storm had passed.
And when I do, I'm never gonna leave you again.
And when they do, it's gonna destroy everything.
And where is he?
And wherever he goes, he destroys.
And you didn't even tell me!
And you don't have one to find your daughter?
And you.
And you're gonna use that to dissipate the storm,
And, uh, it was very good,
And, uh, rocks leather like no one I've ever met.
And, um, I know your wife wrote a book,
And, um, my tracking app showed that you were close.
ANNOUNCER: Of course, the weather
ANNOUNCER: The sharknado has completely devastated the entire eastern seaboard.
Another child with April.
Any idea where we are?
Anyway, I gotta check the data.
Anyway, your dad sent me to give this to you.
Apparently, the storms
Approaching Daytona.
April Dawn Wexler Shepard!
April, are you okay?
April, my car died.
April, no!
April, there are sharks in the shuttle!
April, you good?
APRIL: I could have saved him.
APRIL: I think we need Nova. All right.
April!
April! April, where are you?!
April! Fin!
April's due any day. I was on my way to Orlando
Are being put on red alert today.
Are getting dangerously close together.
Are they growing in size?
Are those sharks falling?
Are we back on for launch? Yep.
Are you crazy? We can't go out there.
Are you gonna be here soon?
Are you here?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you sure your friend's inside?
As big as New York or Los Angeles?
As long as it's healthy and I'm there when it's born,
At the 80% fuel capacity level,
At the right moment and find a hole in the wall.
Awesome. Great.
Awesome. Yay! Great. Okay, good.
BABS: Have fun.
BABS: So you enjoy it?
BABS: You can't take those cars!
Baby, what are you doing up here?
Be careful, okay?!
Be safe. Good luck.
Be your own person.
Because I knew you would talk me out of it.
Because we are not done yet!
Before he deployed.
Besides, your husband should be here.
Billy, no! No! No.
BILLY: Hey, look at that. Pretty cool, huh?
Billy!
Billy.
Biometeorology is not really an exact science yet.
Bonjour, Rene!
Both destroyed by the worst sharknado this country has seen
Boy or girl?
Boy, have you changed.
Brad Keselowski's stock car
Brian "Jonesy" Jones, NASA Administrator, meet my son Finlay.
BRUCE: Here he comes again!
But a massive sharknado wall
But at the end of the day,
But here's what we know.
But I can sense these storms now,
But I just heard this trough is moving into Florida,
But I saw a formation about 50 miles ahead.
But I wouldn't want to fight a shark.
But I've been working on it almost my entire career.
But it's still very premature.
But multiple pockets of sharknadoes developing
But no one knows for sure. It's still premature.
But now I'm looked upon as a beacon of hope,
But she's supersonic.
But the collateral damage that the tornadoes made themselves
But this isn't a simulator.
But understand... Okay, let's talk names.
But we're not leaving. No.
But what? We're not ready.
But you are the ones to pull this off.
But you can call me Colonel.
But you know the flights are grounded.
But you know what the most common thing regular sharks eat is?
But you will have to target the weapons from your console.
But you, you have a great story to tell,
But you'll get used to it, the spotlight.
But you're playing ninja for two now, okay,
But, uh, we need to reactivate
By the way, we're just having a...
By way of a thank you
Bye, little growing thing. Have fun.
Called for an immediate evacuation
Can it do that?
Can there be such a thing?
Can you please get him on the phone
Can you radio ahead? Right. Copy.
Can't believe Fin's going up in that shuttle.
Can't?
Careful. Slow down.
Charles Shepard? I read somewhere
Cities are emptying out.
Claud? Yeah.
Claudia, I was worried sick about you.
Claudia!
Claudia.
Colonel Shepard is attempting EVA to reach the SDI satellite
Colonel Shepard make it in yet?
Colonel Shepard,
Colonel Shepard, We're about to initiate the launch sequence.
Colonel, there's a thousand things that can go wrong.
Colonel, this is Director Regina.
COLONEL: Almost have it. There!
COLONEL: Fin, get up here now!
COLONEL: Fin! They're starting the countdown!
COLONEL: I've reached the rocket pack,
COLONEL: She's clearing the path.
COLONEL: Son, we gotta go now.
COLONEL: Veering off course! Veering off course!
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on! Give me a gun!
Come on, let's go!
Come on, Mom. Let's go.
Come on, Mr. President.
Come on, we've got to get you suited up!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! [ grunts ]
Come on! Get it! Get it!
Come on! I'm almost done! We gotta go! Come on!
Come on! The storm isn't over!
Come on! They're gonna launch.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come with me.
Come on. Here we go.
Come on. Let's go get Claudia and Jess.
Come on. You're cute. Come on.
COMPUTER: Warning. Warning.
Computers do most of the work.
Continues to be downright apocalyptic,
Copy? Colonel Shepard?
Could be worse. Could be zombies.
Could destroy the entire east coast.
D.C. isn't safe. What?
Dad, I need your help.
Dad, it's Fin.
Dad.
Damn it!
Damn it!
Damn you! All of you!
Damn.
Did we get it?
Did you dye your hair to make a statement?
Didn't seem to work.
Director Regina, the sharknado wall is moving in.
DIRECTOR: Colonel Shepard, you need to fire this now.
Divulging classified information
Do me a favor, huh?
Do not think it's a weather anomaly.
Do you want to meet your son?
Doesn't mean it's not coming to an end.
Don't believe everything you hear.
Don't go being a hero, Nova.
Don't leave me hanging.
Don't let any sharks hit it.
Don't let go!
Don't make me angry.
Don't say it. I said nothing.
Don't want to live in his shadow.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry, son.
Don't worry!
Eating popcorn!
Ellen and the kids?
Especially about New York.
Every last one of them!
Every shark in the world must be flying around out there.
Every time a northeaster comes off the Atlantic,
Everybody ready?
Everyone knows the space shuttles are retired,
Everywhere he goes, destruction follows.
Eww. I knew a Brittany once. She was horrible.
Except, "Happy birthday."
Excuse me
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen.
Excuse me! Wait!
Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm sorry to let you know
Failsafe, remember! Okay.
Fin says you work at NASA.
Fin Shepard!
Fin Shepard?
Fin Shepard.
Fin, are you there?
Fin, Claudia!
Fin, come back here!
Fin, come back! We can get home!
Fin, come with us. This man is not cleared!
Fin, hey, I've been wanting to show you this.
Fin, I got a surprise for you, buddy...
Fin, something hit us!
Fin, we could really use your help.
Fin, we got some trouble here.
Fin, you old surf bum.
FIN: Give me a gun! Can't do that!
FIN: Great, fognado.
FIN: Martin. Sidekick to the rescue.
FIN: Mission Control, find Nova!
FIN: Not yet. Not yet.
FIN: That's how.
FIN: There's a storm coming. I can feel it.
FIN: We need to make a hole in the wall.
Fin!
Fin!
Fin!
Fin!
Fin! Fin, stop!
Fin! Fin! Don't do that again.
Fin...
Finley, I can see why she loves yo
Finley, where have you been?
Fish.
Five degrees port!
Flaps. Check.
Flight suits in the back. Come on.
Flying in space?
Follow me, and stay close!
Following the violent storm
For long periods of time.
For saving countless lives
For the front row experience.
For the mid Atlantic region of the east coast.
For this one, it involves letting the storms merge first.
For this to work, we gotta blast off
FRANK: This is the "Heidi and Frank Show,"
Friends are supposed to look out for each other, right?
From the people of the city of New York,
Front of the line express passes for you.
Front of the line.
Front row seat!
Fun, right?
Fun, right? Yeah.
General Gottlieb is a personal friend of mine.
General, I need a plane.
General.
Get back down to Mission Control!
Get clear!
Get down!
Get in a little trouble.
Get in the globe!
Get out of the pool! Get out of the pool now!
Get ready. We only have 10 seconds
Get to the Globe! The Globe!
Gil.
Gilbert Grayson Shepard,
Gilbert, I got your message. Are you crazy?
Gilbert, listen.
Gilbert.
Give me your hand!
Give these wings to the baby...
Give us enough room to collapse it.
Glad you're okay, Mom.
Go ahead. Get out of here. Excuse me.
Go ahead. Try it.
Go ahead. What?
Go for main engine start.
Go grab a gun!
Go, Mr. President! We have to get out of here!
Go! Get in the plane! Hurry, go!
Go! Go, go, go, go, go!
God bless America.
Good luck!
Good time. good ol' time.
Got sucked up right into the sky.
Gotta love best friends. Yep.
Gun? What do I do with this thing?
Guys, we have a little problem!
Hail to the Chief.
Half the nation's population is retreating to shelters.
Hang on tight!
Hang on, Mr. Shepard!
Hang on!
Hang on! Hang on!
Has issued a significant weather advisory
Have a good time!
Have fun, guys.
Have you ever met someone who survived a sharknado?
Have you guys seen my daughter?
Have you seen my daughter?
Have you seen my daughter?
Have you seen my daughter?
Have you seen my daughter? She's 18.
Have you seen what's going on outside?
He didn't tell you yet?
He helps maintain the Beast.
He knew that.
He produced two plans, but I don't think
He's fine. What about you? It's all good
He's just making it up as he goes along.
He's kinda cute.
He's never even flown the sim.
He's what?
Heh. You're going out in space, aren't you?
HEIDI: Traffic continues to be at a standstill on I 95.
Hell, yeah.
Hello, sir.
Helmets on.
Help me!
Her fate will be revealed in Sharknado 4
Here at Universal Orlando, just ask for Babs.
Here we go!
Here. Time to clean up.
Hey, baby. Sorry I didn't call sooner.
Hey, check this out.
Hey, Dad. I take it O'Malley's is closed.
Hey, Fin.
Hey, I am the Chief of Staff!
Hey, is that a shark?
Hey, no running. No running.
Hey, Nova...
Hey, sweetie. APRIL: Fin, are you okay?
Hey, there's a fighter on the airstrip out there.
Hey, um, I've been meaning to tell you,
Hey, what are you doing here?
Hey, where you going?! Wait for me!
Hey! [ screams ]
Hey! Hi.
Hey! Your phone!
Hi! You must be Claudia Shepard.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Welcome to Universal Orlando Resort.
Home.
Hotter than the surface of the sun.
How 'bout June?
How 'bout that? Alligator.
How are we gonna get to Cape Canaveral?
How are you so good at that?
How can they survive in a tornado?
How can they survive in space?
How could both our phones be wrong?
How do I fit in?
How do you do it, Fin?
How do you know?
How do you see the role of social media assisting...
How soon can you get in touch with National Weather Service?
How'd you know where I was?
Huh. You're a hero, dad.
Hurry up! Get in the chair, and buckle up!
I always do.
I am not leaving you and my grandchild.
I am so sorry about that.
I assume you know how to fly.
I blame one Fin Shepard. It seems like
I can fly.
I can handle this myself.
I can help!
I can make that happen.
I can't believe I'm saying this,
I can't believe you're doing this,
I can't find her. She's not here.
I can't hold it, Fin!
I could ask.
I could be wrong.
I didn't think I was gonna make it.
I didn't want our first date to be like this!
I don't blame the sharks on this destruction.
I don't know whether to be impressed or concerned.
I don't know. Maybe she's up here. I gotta go.
I feel for the sharks, but they're wrecking
I got a plan.
I got into some trouble on the road.
I gotta get you in there right now.
I gotta go find her. Okay, listen.
I guess you're used to that sort of stuff.
I guessed. Lucas Stevens.
I have a thousand questions,
I have some connections over at the N.W.S.
I have to find Claudia.
I have your things. Thank you.
I hear you want to do
I just cleared him! Let's go!
I just got dizzy with all that tumbling.
I know how this is gonna sound,
I know it sounds stupid,
I know this is a last minute call up,
I know what I'm doing.
I know you helped design the flight systems,
I know! I know!
I know. I love you.
I like her.
I like the name Brittany.
I lost a friend in New York last year.
I lost my friend Skye in that storm.
I love you, andma y.
I love you.
I love you.
I made some modifications of my own.
I mean, I got swallowed whole.
I need a startup sequence.
I need First Street Southeast cleared now!
I need to speak to the N.W.S.
I need to speak with Major Rene Joubert.
I promise.
I really hate sharks.
I rented a car. I had to improvise.
I rented a car. Martin's on his way to New York.
I see it. It's right there.
I think about my family.
I think he has a crush on me.
I think he has a plan,
I think I'd like to name him after my dad.
I think we're
I think we're gonna start calling it the Feast Coast,
I think you should take a look at this.
I think you're gonna love
I think you're gonna make a great father this time.
I thought we have work to do. I mean,
I understand, Rene.
I wanna ask you, and there's...
I want a cocktail.
I want everyone to listen to me! We're shutting down the ride,
I was I was kidding.
I was getting worried.
I was in the astronaut program.
I was inside the belly of the beast!
I worry. Is this gonna be the big one?
I'd get you to an airport,
I'll be all right.
I'll do no such thing.
I'll look out for him. Appreciate that.
I'll surprise you tomorrow, though.
I'll take care of it! The Beast can handle this.
I'll take you to the General.
I'll try to clear it up for you.
I'll work on that.
I'm 18.
I'm a Shepard!
I'm about to get on the last transport.
I'm Agent Devoreaux, office of the President.
I'm almost there, Fin.
I'm as qualified as anyone.
I'm attempting to reconnect.
I'm coming back,
I'm counting on you to complete the countdown process
I'm Fin Shepard!
I'm Fin's brother in law...
I'm going to use the OMS thrusters
I'm gonna go get some help.
I'm gonna kill all of 'em,
I'm gonna lose my job! [ sighs ]
I'm gonna take your dad so we can prep the shuttle.
I'm good.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just saying it's okay to ask for a little help.
I'm just taking my license.
I'm living my dream.
I'm Matt Lauer, along with Savannah Guthrie.
I'm not an astronaut. That's my dad's gig.
I'm not gonna risk other peoples' lives with our plan.
I'm not good, but save yourself.
I'm not thinking about the sharks.
I'm out! So am I!
I'm so sorry I got you into this!
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, Dad.
I'm sorry, Tom. I've got to go.
I'm sorry. There's been no word on the Colonel.
I'm the good looking one.
I'm where I always wanted to be.
I'm with the Secret Service now. It's not looking good.
I've been shot down over Da Nang, flamed out over Kuwait.
I've been tracking all this activity since L.A.
I've done this before!
I've done this many times before. Heh.
I've got one last plane to be still taken.
I've got over 100 hours in a T 38,
I've got visual on the shuttle.
I've gotta get you out of here, Madam Vice President.
I've gotta go.
I've never seen anything like that before.
If I can do this, maybe we get some peace.
If I turn around, are you gonna surprise me?
If the storm heads south, it's gonna get warmer,
If there's some top secret classified shuttle,
If these sharknadoes merge,
If this shuttle exists,
If we drop it into the funnel high enough
If we fire that thing directly into the storm,
If you really wanted to find me, you could have.
In a little situation, huh?
In all of the country, Mr. Shepard,
In both New York and Los Angeles,
In fact, sharknadoes have now been reported
In fact, we all need your help.
In the eye to equalize the pressure,
Inbound with the package.
Independence, acknowledge!
Independence, Control.
Independence, this is Houston.
Independence, we are picking up storm activity.
Internet's gonna go down.
Is collecting speed
Is General Gottlieb still the commanding officer here?
Is headed directly for Washington, D.C.
Is it strong enough to survive a storm
Is now reporting that a massive tropical storm
Is this gonna be one we can't contain?
Is tracking the tropical depression
It appears that they are,
It came out of nowhere.
It comes with a lot of responsibility, Fin,
It didn't work. The storm wall is still there.
It is my great honor
It just means I gotta go outside
It looks like there's not one incident,
It may not work. Now, you're gonna be a new dad.
It might not work is exactly why I have to go.
It now appears, though, there is a lot more trouble brewing.
It reads like she's right here!
It should ionize the water vapor,
It won't be over until we figure out
It'd be like a column of flame that would dissipate the storm.
It'll dissipate the storm,
It's a family full of crazy maniacs!
It's an old one. We call her Bessy.
It's been great working with all of you.
It's fine. He called last night, didn't he?
It's gonna be a surprise.
It's gonna be me and my son. That's it, me and my son.
It's good to see you again, Fin.
It's hard to get your arms around what's happening,
It's heavier than I thought it would be.
It's her you want by your side.
It's here. Let's walk.
It's kind of crazy, huh?
It's like riding a bike.
It's my job to protect her!
It's nice to meet you.
It's not space I'm worried about.
It's not working.
It's offline. We can't connect.
It's okay, pal.
It's okay, son.
It's okay. I'm used to it.
It's probably why I didn't get into space until now.
It's still going straight to voice mail.
It's the only reason I'm alive.
It's the sharks.
It's ti Aah!
It's true. It's fine.
It's working! Son, it's working!
Jacksonville has been hit!
Jess!
Jonesy? Shepard here.
Just ask her to call me Colonel, okay?
Just because it's raining sharks and not frogs
Just don't die, okay?
Just kill them all, shoot, bang! Look.
Just promise you'll be careful,
Just put your phone and your purses
Kind of like me.
Knowing Fin,
L now
Ladies and gentlemen,
Ladies and gentlemen, for his heroic actions
Ladies and gentlemen, I was in New York, too.
LAUNCH DIRECTOR: Abort! Abort!
Let me guess. Nova.
Let me take it! I can land it!
Let us bring you up to speed. We're in Washington, D.C.,
Let's do it. Nova.
Let's do this! Right behind you, buddy!
Let's get the hell out of here.
Let's go on the ride.
Let's go!
Let's go! Come on!
Let's go! Come on!
Let's go! Out! Sir, they're everywhere!
Let's go.
Let's go. Okay.
Let's hit it!
Let's just go.
Let's make this one work.
License plates, sneakers,
Living on the edge, eh, Nova?
Look, I passed your message
Look, I think this is where you found me.
Look, I'm really okay.
Look, we've only got Independence
Looks good, Sergeant Warren.
Looks like the rules have changed.
Lose the external fuel tank to get into orbit.
Love the new hair, by the way.
Lucas: Great, send it over
Lucas!
Lucas! Oh, my God!
Ma'am, your bird's all gassed up.
Madam Vice President,
Make arrangements to evacuate if necessary.
MAN: Come on. It's safer inside.
MAN: I have intel on that big storm you were asking about...
Martin, you all right? We're fine!
MARTIN: Come on, hurry!
Matt.
Maverick is on the move to P.E.O.C.
Maybe the sharks will help with the aliens.
Maybe you could talk to your friend, the President,
MEDIC: Hey, we got to go.
Merging sharknadoes?
Millions of people are gonna die.
Mine. These storms are getting more frequent,
Mini trampolines, anything they swallow in the ocean.
Mission Control, releasing now.
Mission Control. Colonel Shepard.
Mm hmm.
Mom, I love you.
Mom, I need you to go somewhere safe.
Mom! Dad!
Mom's worried about you. Hope you called her first.
More sharks! Sharks!
Move, move, move! Jess, come on!
Move! Let's move!
Move! Move! Move!
Mr. Benchley. Fin!
Mr. Fin. The General speaks very highly of you.
Mr. Officer, confirm staging a good solid rocket booster separation.
Mr. President, now.
Mr. President, Sir, Agent Webb is down. We're moving you to the bunker.
Mr. President, you all right?
Mr. Shepard, follow me, please?
Mr. Shepard, heard a lot about you.
Mr. Shepard, I'm Gary Martin Hayes, Chief of Staff.
Mr. Shepard, the President needs you right now!
Mr. Shepard, this literally is one of the most secure areas
Mrs. Officer. You know, earlier
My abnormally genius best friend,
My family's in Orlando.
My mom bumped her head!
My mom was right. About what?
My tracking app says she's right here.
N.W.S.? Yes.
NASA weather telemetry is locked on
NASA?
NASCAR.
Never once got into outer space.
Next time, we have to think these things through.
Nice to meet you. Heard your son's doing a tour.
Nice to see you, too, May.
No one else can get the job done like we can.
No, beautiful blue skies.
No, but my boy survived an alligator apocalypse.
No, Flo. We're good to go.
No, it's just beginning.
No, no, we're going this way. It's the quickest way south.
No, no. I'm going to Orlando. April's expecting me.
No, we'll send the National Guard
No, we're going alone.
No, we're not. You heard what he said.
No, you're not going anywhere!
No!
No!
No!
No. April, May, June?
No. Being your hero.
No. Cool.
No. I'm just outside of D.C.
NOAA's monitoring them every second.
Nobody attacks my house.
Nobody else survives, yet Fin Shepard
Nobody has ever flown it though a sharknado before.
Not again.
Not all the flights are grounded.
Not any bike I ever rode.
Not as hard as they make it seem.
Not enough for both.
Not far from where we are right now,
Not one shark gets back to the shuttle!
Not open for discussion.
Not to mention the sharks.
Not while my family needs me.
Nova and I made a pact
Nova, come on!
Nova, relax!
Nova, the plan!
Nova, we have to go!
Nova, where have you been? It's been over a year
NOVA: It's working! Get ready to launch.
Nova?
Now get ready to jettison the external fuel tank.
Now get to work.
Now remember, if you need anything else
Now there's no indication that there's any storm
Now you get somewhere safe,
Now!
Now's your chance to be part of Sharknado history.
O'Malley sold the bar to his idiot kid,
Of all of the cities that are
Of course I did.
Of course, slaying sharks along the way.
Of course.
Of the Order of the Golden Chainsaw!
Oh, be good to him. You know, he's the only dad you have.
Oh, Fin, hi. I'm Jackie Collins.
Oh, Gilbert, mon ami.
Oh, great. I've got a couple of V.I.P. treatment,
Oh, he's probably trying to get eaten by another shark.
Oh, hell, no!
Oh, hey.
Oh, hi, Fin.
Oh, I gotta get in there!
Oh, I have a few things to say if he wants to talk to me.
Oh, I heard your dad saved the President.
Oh, Martin. How you doing?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my gosh. That's Fin Shepard. Yeah, it is.
Oh, okay. You will have to get through me first.
Oh, please, here. Take my picture
Oh, thank you. I love it, too.
Oh, the interface must have failed.
Oh, yeah,
Oh, yeah? So this is the answer?
Oh, you're the only one who can take risks?
Oh! We're going down!
Okay, birthday girl. Have some fun.
Okay, bye. Love you.
Okay, let's take the bus back to the Cabana Bay Resort.
Okay, okay, I'm sending you. It'll come onscreen now.
Okay, see you soon, Dad.
Okay, team, listen up!
Okay, this is impossible.
Okay, we're gonna start at the front,
Okay!
Okay.
Okay. Bye bye, babe.
Okay. So you're coming home?
Okay. Thank you so much.
Okay. What a lovely man.
On second thought, I'm actually gonna sit this one out.
On the eastern seaboard of the United States,
On the face of the Earth.
On the horizon here, is there?
On three. Ready?
On to the White House. Everything's fine, but...
One degree yaw!
One of my computer modeled scenarios
One question, okay? Yeah. Hey,
One row at a time in single file.
Only the Secret Service can have a gun
Open fire!
Or at least it'll kill all the sharks.
Or what? Or we can just kill 'em all!
Ou are just joining us
Our old science project to end this storm.
Our schools, our hospitals, our roads...
Over in the cupboard over there. Oh, ok
Package is en route.
People are hanging out in their thongs. It's great.
Perfect. Look at this.
Plan ahead,
Plan B.
Please be safe. Do you hear me?
Please, Billy!
Please, please, take my picture! Real fast, just a picture.
Please! You have to save my daughter!
Plus demo flights in an F 14, F 15, and F 22.
Prep status?
PRESIDENT: What do we do now?
Pretty much.
Pretty sure I saw a UFO when I was in the space shuttle,
Proceed to alternate route.
Promise?
Put yourself in front of the shuttle.
Quick, what've you got?
Rather we watched a movie!
Ready. Now!
Really? Are you gonna go there?
Releasing on three.
Repent! No!
Reported in the vicinity of the Key Bridge.
Right here on the "Heidi and Frank Show."
Right where we want to be.
Run faster! Go! Go!
Safe flight. Thanks.
Same person as you.
Saved L.A., New York, and the President of the United States Fin Shepard?
Saving as many lives as possible.
Savior of mankind with his almighty chainsaw.
Say hello to your brother.
Say, "Sharknado"!
Sci fi! Watch out!
See you later! Later, gators!
See? It's happening.
Semper Paratus, right? The world is ending, Fin.
Semper Paratus.
Sergeant Rock will take care of you from here.
Sergeant, my name's Fin Shepard.
Sharing photos and updates, and so that's how we know it's on its way.
Shark!
Sharkicane.
Sharknado. Cool.
She always answers her phone.
She can do anything.
She forgot her phone!
She has been out there a long time, no?
She sacrificed herself for April and me.
She sure is.
She's about this high. She has long brown hair.
She's even prettier than her pictures.
She's good. She's good. She says hi,
She's in Oklahoma with the family.
She's such a flirt. Yeah.
Shoot it!
Shoot it? If I can hold it.
Should I be afraid?
Shouldn't we stop the launch?
Shuttle is free of the tower. Mission is under way.
Since I've heard from you. I was worried.
Since the first formation two years ago.
Sir, are we launching?
Sir, the sharknado wall will hit the coast in 10 minutes.
Sit down, darlin'.
So I bought it back, changed it into this.
So I could have a place to come home to.
So I want everyone to exit the ride in a quick
So let me make it up to you.
So much power now.
So Neil says You know, how serious Neil can be.
So now that you've been awarded the biggest award
So promise me you'll stay safe.
So the little one will always fly.
So they don't rain down on millions of people.
So they're sending all the planes inland.
So what's it like having a famous dad?
So what's my godson's name?
So who taught you how to fly?
So you really are saving the world.
So your son's got himself
SOLDIER: Mascara shotgun.
Some more firepower than that!
Someone's gotta prepare for what's really coming.
Something impossible and dangerous,
Son? [April chuckles]
Soon, but the President's started.
Sorry, sir.
Sorry, the base is on lockdown. No visitors.
Sorry? Heh.
Sorry.
Sorry. I haven't seen her.
Space shuttle Independence...
Stand by.
Star Wars? I thought that didn't work.
Starting spiral heat now!
Still not a stripper!
Strategic Defense Initiative.
Super rebellious. [ cellphone rings ]
SUPERVISOR: All right. Detonate the external fuel tank.
SUPERVISOR: Colonel Shepard, do you read?
SUPERVISOR: Detonate the SRBs.
SUPERVISOR: The fate of the entire east coast depends on it.
Sweet.
T They're not gonna make it.
Take that.
Talking about our hobbies!
Teamed up with Lucas, and we decided to learn all that we could,
Ted, I don't think we have a lot of choices, huh?
Thank God you made it.
Thank you, Grandma May.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. All right.
Thank you. You bet.
Thanks, darlin'.
Thanks. And remember,
Thanks. I'll give it some thought.
That 25% of all serial killers are named Charles.
That Claudia out there?
That describes half the girls in the park.
That devastated this capital area yesterday.
That Freon thing you did in New York was way cool, by the way.
That is Washington, D.C., right now.
That saves the day the next time the big one hits.
That stretches literally up and down the east coast.
That three sharknadoes have hit Charleston,
That we have here on loan from NASCAR
That we're gonna have to turn you two in.
That you don't know how to stop being a hero.
That.
That's all I care about.
That's my dad, ruler of the universe,
That's my wife. April! Fin!
That's not what I'm worried about.
That's ridiculous.
That's right, another eight months.
That's right.
That's the Wi Fi.
That's what I built her for!
That's what the Pentagon said, too.
That's what you're supposed to think,
That's why I'm going on this mission alone.
The app says they're over here.
The armory! Let's go!
The base Whoa! Let's go!
The bridge is gone.
The Colonel can't stop talking about you.
The crazy chick with posttraumatic shark disorder,
The data on Washington is still coming in.
The doctor just said that the baby is doing great.
The documents you asked for.
The drop in temperature, the humidity,
The end is near! Repent!
The entire east coast is a low pressure zone.
The eye of the storm is heading south.
The feeling's mutual.
The Fin Shepard?
The General will meet you there.
The government is unable to do anything to stop this disaster,
The heat from the rocket should have a domino effect.
The Independence needs to fly.
The Medal of Freedom, kills sharks with a chainsaw,
The NASA Weather Satellite Center
The National Guard has arrived.
The original control array is damaged.
The President has placed
The President of the United States
The President of the United States.
The Presidential Medal of Freedom,
The Sharknado has pretty much destroyed everything in sight.
The sharknado is dissipating.
The Sharknado wall is going to hit! Let's move it, people!
The shuttle would never make it through that wall.
The shuttle's solid rocket boosters
The spotlight, I can handle.
The storm in Washington
The storm is getting close. Get the President down in the bunker.
The storm is only a few miles from the D.C. area
The storm is too close. Come on.
The storm's too big.
The view is incredible.
The wall is hitting the coast in five minutes!
The wall is too thick.
The Washington Monument, the White House
The whole storm will start to rotate.
There are redditors on the OurSharknado subreddit
There is concern the storms will grow in frequency
There she comes. She's coming around. She's coming around.
There we go.
There you go.
There's 250,000 race fans down there.
There's a lot of work to get done.
There's a shark in the pool!
There's a shark on the track! Come on! Let's go!
There's an app for everything,
There's no more bullets!
There's no time for makeup, man! Get out of here!
There's no time for this! You have to get out of here!
There's no time, Madam Vice President.
There's no way I could have passed through the intestines.
These are the exact replicas of Brad's car,
These crazy cloud formations.
These new storms are completely unpredictable.
These passes allow you full access to the park,
These sharks, they have a scent,
These storms, they just keep getting bigger!
These storms, they're gonna merge,
They always come back.
They are broadcasting from Universal Orlando.
They can take out the entire east coast.
They can't.
They eat something that regular sharks don't, birds.
They touch down, dissipate, and reform all at low pressure zones.
They used to call me a shark,
They're gonna hit the shuttle!
They're made for each other.
They're okay.
They're saying that there's no way
They're staying up in the clouds
They're surviving up there, Fin.
Thinking about them,
This close to the President.
This could be a chance to save them. You could save them.
This day is such a disaster.
This entire nation on high alert.
This is a Hail Mary at most.
This is about us. This is about our family.
This is Agent Devoreaux
This is beautiful.
This is for America, baby!
This is gonna be one hell of a father and son road trip.
This is it.
This is Lester Williams reporting live from Orlando!
This is Mission Control.
This is my brother in law Martin.
This is Nova and Lucas.
This is supposed to be our thing.
This is the scenario that Lucas modeled.
This isn't a detour, Lucas.
This isn't about being a hero.
This isn't like her.
This isn't over at all.
This one involves several nuclear weapons.
This time, it's personal.
Those bombs we dropped last time, it's not gonna cut it.
Those were the only requirements.
Thought you could use some help!
Thought your policy was to save the sharks.
Tim! Reese! Let him in.
Time to play.
To boost us up to a higher orbit.
To either come get me or to re orbit,
To Finlay Allen Shepard.
To get on a plane now. You know what I'm saying?
To help you out with anything you need.
To meet up with her and Claud.
To NBC news correspondent Tom Levinson,
To Orlando?
To perform a manual restart.
To predict when one of these storms might hit,
To present the country's highest civilian commendation,
To protect the shuttle.
To release the rockets and destroy the sharknado wall.
To sign autographs for all of you
To vote.
To your transmissions. Stand by.
Too bad you screwed it up so royally.
Totally straight faced, he says,
Tracking app?
Tried that three times.
Trust me, they are real.
Uh, Mr. Benchley from the "Post."
Uh, yeah, I do. The signs are all around us.
Uh, yeah, okay. I get it.
Up ahead! Ohh!
Visors down.
Wait here.
Was a large low pressure cell
Was winning the heart of that cheerleader.
Was worse than anything the bombs could have done.
Watch your pitch! Watch your pitch!
Water flows down! This is a bad idea!
We actually have one. Great idea.
We analyzed every aspect of the storms in L.A. and New York.
We are proud to announce today
We are.
We better get you inside,
We can go through with either of them.
We can manually override the hatch. Acknowledge.
We can now go live to Hoda and Kathie Lee.
We can remote control the shuttle and bring you in.
We can't go that way.
We can't! I have to close the hatch!
We can't.
We could You know, I'm fishing here.
We could just drive you.
We did some stuff that I'm not proud of,
We fight, but I'm gonna need
We found ice.
We gotta circle back, take the long way back north
We gotta find shelter. Let's move! Move it!
We gotta get out of here!
We gotta get them in the air now!
We gotta go. Don't look. Come on. We gotta go.
We gotta go. The storm is coming.
We have a failsafe.
We have an external tank.
We have to get you in the air now.
We have to go now, or he died for nothing!
We have to try.
We have to use it.
We just missed the storm. Or it missed us.
We need a single rider over here!
We need to create a lot of heat
We need to get inside.
We need to go back to the cockpit!
We still use her for training. Come on.
We want to present you with this!
We wouldn't tell anybody where we get
We'll be back in just a moment
We'll get you there.
We'll pick up our escort up ahead.
We're 50 miles from the ocean.
We're at 30 seconds and counting.
We're getting reports that sharks are hitting Graceland.
We're gonna go right now
We're gonna try and use the SDI satellite system to fight this storm.
We're heading up to Indiana.
We're less than 100 miles from there.
We're making good time.
We're near Charleston, right?
We're not dead yet.
We're not hearing any response.
We're now at T minus 10.
We're ready to go!
We're starting a new chapter in our lives
We've almost evaced the whole base.
We've been redefining the technology for years.
We've been tracking it. You know this. Come on.
We've been tracking this formulation for eight months.
Welcome aboard, son!
Well, as I understand it,
Well, Fin likes the name Charles.
Well, for this one, we're probably gonna need NASA.
Well, head towards it. What?
Well, I hope you have a wonderful day.
Well, I want to see you home by 9:00.
Well, I'm Babs, and I'm here
Well, I'm not gonna buy into any doomsday scenario,
Well, if it's a girl,
Well, it's not a surprise if you tell me.
Well, mechanic slash bodyguard.
Well, there always has been rumors
Well, there's less safe ways I can get down there, yeah.
Well, they grounded all the flights out of D.C.
Well, we'll let, uh We'll let you two talk.
Well, what'd you think I'd been doing since L.A.?
Well, you had two hands then.
What are you doing out here?
What are you doing?
What do you know about sharknadoes?
What do you like to read?
What do you think you're doing?
What does that mean? Oh, nothing.
What else we got? Uh...
What if it's a boy?
What is the safety zone for people
What the hell?
What the hell's that?
What the... [ crowd screaming ]
What was that?
What we can do, it's polarizing.
What we've done with the place. Come on.
What we've done, what we do,
What?
What?
What?
What? This doesn't buy me any trust?
What'd I say?
What's going on?
What's it like having a tool for a best friend?
What's your opinion of these shark storms, Madam Vice President?
When I detached from the shuttle,
When you pulled me out of that shark, I thought I was dead.
Where are the keys?!
Where do you go from here?
Where is she?
Where you going? Let's go back to Earth!
Where's my wings?
Where's the First Lady?
Where's the handle? Aah!
Where's this bunker? Here in the basement!
Which is not surprising.
Who are you talking to? MAN: Intel on its way.
Who else would give you a ride in the middle of a sharknado?
Who is about to interview Congresswoman Michele Bachmann.
Who turned it into a fast food fun land kiddie monstrosity,
Who want to be away from this Sharknado haboob?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?
Whoa, whoa! Whoa! No, no!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa! [ laughing ]
Whoa.
Whose idea was the Beast?
Why do you always have to be the hero?
Why does this keep happening?
Why is that? Because look.
Why this is happening and why it keeps coming back.
Wifey sense. Hi, April!
Will get you 25 years in Leavenworth.
Wiping out the entire city.
With a massive low pressure trough dominating the region.
With multiple sharknadoes. If enough of them merge,
Without the fuel tank, how could they retrieve Colonel Shepard?
Woo!
Wow.
Xfinity just popped up.
Yeah, a little bit. My son taught me how.
Yeah, I know, but I just wanted him to be here to enjoy your birthday.
Yeah, I know. That's what they told me.
Yeah, I'm with Nova. How do you know that?
Yeah, Jess is there.
Yeah, okay, I should be there by morning.
Yeah, sorry. This is Lucas.
Yeah, sure thing.
Yeah, that Fin Shepard.
Yeah, we need to create a tower of flames
Yeah, well, I mean, tornadoes in general,
Yeah, you better hurry. The base is being evaced.
Yeah, you know. Hey, Dad.
Yeah!
Yeah! [ laughs ]
Yeah.
Yeah. I'll do this myself.
Yeah. I'm fine.
Yeah. I'm gonna drive straight through. I'll see you tomorrow.
Yeah. If the world goes to hell,
Yeah. Last I checked,
Yeah. Now you know how I feel.
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. Wow.
Yeah. You and me both.
Yeah. You know, as a matter of fact, that works both ways.
Yep, and my friend Jess is up there.
Yes, fish. But sharknado sharks,
Yes, we can. Let's go.
Yes! Yeah!
Yes. You're never gonna guess who's giving me a ride.
You are the very first member
You been to the same place as me.
You can go in.
You can sit in your basement
You can't do that!
You can't save him!
You can't take those cars!
You complain about me hovering.
You decide if #AprilLives or #AprilDies by tweeting
You did not read that. You just don't like the name.
You didn't look very Semper Paratus in that ditch.
You don't believe that. It's not ending.
You don't mind if I post this, do you?
You enjoy the ride? Yeah.
You good to go? Yeah.
You got a little one in there.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta do it.
You guys are a great family.
You guys are clear to launch! Go now!
You guys need anything else?
You guys picked a hell of a time to shoot the breeze.
You have to reboot and target it manually, you know?
You know that?
You know where I'm at at all times?
You know why?
You know, kid, the best thing you ever did
You know, there's just so many questions
You know, we're still getting crap for bombs in the tornado,
You know, you can find some pretty amazing things in a shark's gut,
You look so good!
You looking for this?
You might want to try Route 17.
You must repent!
You need to be prepared.
You need to find Claudia and get somewhere safe.
You need to go! Back away!
You need to let this go. It's over.
You never get used to this.
You only have enough fuel in the tank
You owe me one, Fin.
You said so yourself, focus, no detours.
You take care of yourself now.
You travel with your own mechanic now?
You want me to walk you up? Yeah.
You won't be able to launch if the wall reaches you.
You're all set, astronaut Shepard.
You're coming back with me! That's not an option!
You're crazy! Get back inside! Let's go!
You're having a baby?
You're not alone, Nova.
You're not getting on that shuttle.
You're not the only hero in the family.
You're really lucky.
You're too late for me. Get out of here!
You're what?
You've never actually flown a shuttle.
Your choice now or going to Sharknado.Syfy.com
Your hair is amazing!
1, 2, 3!
1, 2, 3! 1, 2, 3!
1, 2, 3.
2, 1, and liftoff!
5, 4, 3,
5, 4... They're not gonna make it!
8, 7...
9, 8, 7, 6...
10 miles, 30, 100.
10:00. Mom!
11:00.
60 miles high burning at temperatures
100 miles?
...ing...space.
.75 caliber mascara.
"Buzz, still think it would be good on your résumé."
"The Today Show," reporting live now from Washington, D.C.,
[ all scream ]
[ all scream ]
[ all screaming ]
[ applause ]
[ applause ] the Mayor of New York City.
[ audience gasps ] [ screaming ]
[ baby crying ]
[ beeping ]
[ both scream ]
[ brakes squeal ] [ riders screaming ]
[ buzzing fades ]
[ cellphone rings ]
[ chainsaw buzzes ]
[ chainsaw buzzing ]
[ chainsaw buzzing ]
[ chainsaw buzzing ]
[ chainsaw buzzing ]
[ chainsaw buzzing ]
[ chainsaw Revving ]
[ cheering ]
[ cheering ]
[ chuckles ]
[ chuckles ] All right, I love you. Bye.
[ crackling ] ...sharks...in...
[ crash ]
[ crash ]
[ crowd applauds ]
[ crowd clamoring ]
[ crowd screaming ]
[ crowd screaming ]
[ crying continues ]
[ debris falling ]
[ faint ] April!
[ fires ] Whaah!
[ gasps ]
[ girl screams ]
[ groans ]
[ grunting ]
[ grunting ]
[ grunts ] My God! It's too late!
[ gun clicks ] I'm out of bullets.
[ gunfire ]
[ gunfire ]
[ humming ]
[ indistinct announcements playing ]
[ kids laughing ]
[ knocks ]
[ laughs ]
[ laughs ]
[ laughs ]
[ laughs ]
[ laughs ] Oh, Ms. Alves from the "Times."
[ modem grinding ]
[ overlapping chatter, screaming ]
[ overlapping chatter, screaming]
[ radio ] All units, alert. Heavy traffic congestion
[ radio ] The National Weather Service now reports
[ riders gasping ]
[ screaming ]
[ screaming ]
[ screaming ]
[ screaming continues] [ diners chattering ]
[ screams ]
[ screams ]
[ screams ]
[ screams ]
[ screams ]
[ screams ]
[ screams ]
[ screams ]
[ screams ]
[ screams ] Fin!
[ shrieks ]
[ shudders ]
[ sighs ] I don't think being careful is an option, guys.
[ sighs ] Saved you, didn't it?
[ sirens blaring ]
[ soldiers chattering ]
[ soldiers chattering ]
[ speaking French ]
[ thunder crashes ]
[ thunder rumbling ]
[ thunder rumbling ]
[ tires skid ]
[ vacuum whirring ]
[ whirring ]
[ wind blowing ]
[ wind blowing ]
[ yelling ]
[ yelling ]
[ yelling ]
[ yells ]
[ yells ] Come on! Let's go!
[Elevator dings]
[radio] The National Weather Service
¶
¶
¶
¶
¶
¶
¶
¶
¶
¶
¶
¶
¶
¶
¶
¶
¶
¶
¶ Don't wanna get eaten by a sharknado ¶
¶ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go ¶
¶ It's your greatest foe, foe, foe ¶
¶ Run away from the sharknado ¶
¶ Shark! ¶
¶ Shark! ¶
¶ Sharknado ¶
¶ Sharknado ¶
¶ Sharknado ¶
¶ Sharknado ¶
¶ Sharknado ¶
¶ Sharknado ¶
Sound Added to Your Favorites Soundboard

Log in or create an account to save your favorites, or they'll expire in 120 hours

Error Adding Sound
Error adding sound to your favorites.
Sound Reported
Sound reported and our moderators will review it shortly.
Error Reporting Sound
Error reporting sound. Please use the Contact page.
;