Sharknado (2013) Edit

A bunch of little kids went up before me. How hard can it be right?

A pod of 20,000 sharks is migrating in this direction.

A steep price for a small catch.

Aah!

Aah!

All hands on deck. All hands on deck.

Already everybody, listen up. I'm closing the restaurant.

Alright grandpa. Ima show you how it's done.

Alright here we go Samantha you're going to be alright.

Alright Samantha you're going to be alright.

Alright you ready? Just keep looking up. It's gonna be fine Samantha.

Alright, do what you gotta do.

Alright, grab a weapon. Grab anything you can find to defend yourself.

Alright, here's how you do it. Open the valve.

Alright, who's next?

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright. Strike it!

Alright. Third tornado.

Always be prepared.

And drop it hundreds of miles away.

And even if it's, Beverly Hills emergency services a second to none.

And it's headed on course through the Valley

And more surprisingly and most shocking

And onto Van Nuys. It's about to tear

And the large waves are proving difficult

And the weather too.

And then. Are you listening? The shark opens it's mouth.

And there is now one swimming in your pool.

And throw bombs into the tornadoes. Blasting those bastards to bits.

And unless it's the 20th of the month, which

And what about Collin?

And who is she?

And you are not gonna stop me.

Anybody in there?

Apocalypse my ass.

April doesn't like you, remember?

April it's Fin.

April!

Are we really gonna do that now? Now?

Are you kidding?

Are you okay?

Are you okay? Are you sure?

Are you sure this thing is strong enough to hold me?

As just one of these massive tornados is about to tear through Hollywood

As long as we stay in here we are going to be fine, okay?

Awe Sheppard.

Bad for them good for us.

Baz builds a bigger bomb, and drives this in into the storm.

Baz!

Baz!

Baz! Baz!

Be back with more news as it develops.

Be careful Fin!

Be careful Fin!

Be careful!

Be safe.

Because if this is about money Fin, I told you already that.

Because old people can't hear.

Beverly Hills. And there is no way the ocean has washed inland that far.

Black Plague. Aliens.

Bloody hell. What are these idiots doing?

Bobby and Noellen haven't even solo yet.

Bombs.

Breathe. Breathe!

But at least we'll be in the hills away from the flooding.

But if you miss, we're screwed.

But sharks? Come on.

But there's a short cut if you turn right up here.

But they are coming up through the drains.

But this, this is a bomb.

By morning they were all gone.

By the way I'm not a stripper.

California. The clouds coming in over the ocean

Call down. It's okay. Don't Panic.

Call Matt.

Calm down guys. Calm down okay.

Can I get one for the road Fin?

Can I use you phone please?

Can that fly?

Can't argue with that one.

Captain there is a north wind hitting us fast!

Captain!

Captain.

Captain.

Cargo, and what's left of the ship.

Change of plans Captain. I'm going to take the money,

Claud?

Claud?

Claudia get in the Jeep!

Claudia Move!

Claudia!

Claudia!

Close her up. Let's go.

Coast to come and drink at my bar?

Collin, don't be rude. He's just worried about us.

Collin!

Collin!

Come here you bloody shark! Come here!

Come here. He's in here.

Come on come on guys let's go.

Come on come on. Quicker, let's go.

Come on everybody! Let's get away from the window.

Come on George, George wake up.

Come on George.

Come on get in the car.

Come on let's get them inside.

Come on, get out!

Come on!

Come on! Come on! Get out of here.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Hold on tight.

Come on. Oh!

Crazy waves out there today.

Currently it's not. Neither is Claudia.

Dad, are you really saying that right now. Can you be serious?

Dad, I'll be right back.

Dad, we have a chance to save thousands of lives. Maybe more.

Dad!

Dad!

Dad! The police are chasing us.

Dad! You have to leave him!

Dad?

Dad? Mom?

Dad.

Daddy issues. Hey! I'm not judging you darling.

Daddy!

Deanna there's a shark!

Detected in the coastal water from Orange County.

Die already! Why won't you die!

Do you always have this much ammo in your jeep?

Do you see that?

Don't even think about it.

Don't forget taco Tuesdays.

Don't I always?

Don't remind me.

Don't you ever make fun of my stool again.

Don't you see that? There could be kids in there.

Don't you understand you can die Matt?

Drains and, we're gonna be fine. They're cleared out.

Drive faster.

Driven away the recent influx of sharks out of the area...

Easy come, easy go.

Eh, I'm not that old. You know I got some movies babe...

Electronics went out. They said someone from 911

Enjoy.

Especially with that leg.

Etiquette?

Eventually they'll go back from they came from.

Everyone else was kinda swimming around trying to stay up and suddenly all these

Everyone out of the water now! We're evacuating

Except for me of course. In my prime.

Excuse me?

Falling sharks!

Fin come on! Watch out Fin!

Fin this is crazy.

Fin!

Fin!

Fin!

Fin!

Fine. Then let me just get Claudia. We'll it my week for the month.

Finley Help me! Finley!

Finley. April is mine.

First time on a chopper?

First tornado coming to the left here.

For an environmentalist you sure do hate sharks.

For surfers. I'm here in Santa Monica with some breaking news about Hurricane David.

From what?

George if you live in Beverly Hills why do you come all the way to the

George, you got to get out of here.

George?

Get down Claudia!

Get down!

Get down! Get down!

Get everybody to safely.

Get it's nose.

Get off the beach!

Get out of there!

Get outta the way!

Get the fins to the gally!

Glad women there that pretend to like me if

Go ahead.

Go go go!

Go over there. Come on sweetheart. Your dad is trying to do good here.

Good Morning California this is Jonni Waves.

Gosh the water is raising.

Grandpa?

Guys I found Matt com on.

Guys it's flooding.

Guys stand back. I have the key.

Has anybody seen anything?

He certainly is your son.

He certainly is your son.

He is my son.

He must have wanted a snack.

He wanted to tell you but, Collin said it was none of your business anymore.

He'll be okay.

He's just gonna break your heart just like he did to my mom and I.

He's not my Fin anymore.

He's right April. We'll work it out together.

He's up.

Helicopters finally spotted me.

Hell no!

Hello. Wexler residence.

Help!

Here use this.

Here we go again.

Hey Baz, is that nitrous button?

Hey Get out of the water! Sharks! They're coming in!

Hey get outta the water!

Hey get that one. No no the other one.

Hey hey, what are you doing?

Hey hey, you need to go home.

Hey let us in.

Hey make it quick. I don't want to spend too much time here.

Hey what are you doing?

Hey whoa whoa whoa.

Hey you know what? She'll fly.

Hey, do you think you can make this work?

Hey, uh. Look, I see the way you took at my dad.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Come on!

Hey! I'm not too old for ya.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. You gonna be okay?

His daughter.

Hit the breaks!

Hit. Hit! Whoo!

Hold this.

Hold up with the guns. We don't need more blood in the water.

How are we getting in?

How are we going to do that?

How come no body tells me these things. I'm

How do you know that?

How's the front end looking Bobby?

Huh? What?

Hurricane David is poised to be the 1st hurricane to hit

Hurry, keep going faster.

Hurry. Hurry.

I always thought it would be an earthquake that would be the end of Los Angeles.

I buy them a drink. And there is my seat. My chair. My chair is always there.

I came for you first.

I can drop you at home if you want?

I can't.

I cut myself shaving.

I didn't come here to argue with you. I came here to get you.

I didn't think so. Who's first?

I do too. Get out of the car! Get out of the car!

I don't believe it. You guys are nuts.

I don't care.

I don't know. Are you guys going back out there and do any swimming?

I don't know. I like the view, you know.

I don't know. Let me check.

I don't think.

I got to go up right now! Please!

I had a tattoo removed.

I had just about enough of you.

I hate sharks. I'm from Wyoming.

I have an idea. Come with me.

I have Daddy issues too.

I hope. But the were knocking.

I just can't sit back and watch this.

I know how we're going to get out of here.

I like it, but how is that gonna stop a tornado?

I live on the beach it's obviously flooded. No where else to go.

I never stopped. I just like this one rides.

I reached dispatch right before all the

I really hate sharks.

I sit around and think about it every night and day. Everywhere I go.

I think this is for you captain. The deposit.

I think we lost them.

I think you guys should get out of town.

I thought I was safe but suddenly this shark leaped up and bit my leg.

I thought you were Australian not British.

I use to hate heights. Now I'm away from sharks.

I wanna go with you.

I'll head back to base.

I'll watch his back. I'll be his bombardier.

I'm alright. 10 fingers. 10 Toes.

I'm fine mom.

I'm fine.

I'm going for it.

I'm going inland. I'm taking my family with me.

I'm going to push the shark out of here.

I'm gonna focus on the waves.

I'm gonna go look upstairs.

I'm gonna take you and Claudia further inland.

I'm just happy you're okay.

I'm not a captain yet sir.

I'm not going anywhere with you. Just leave.

I'm not going anywhere.

I'm not your boss.

I'm pissing off. I'm not gonna mess with the surf champion.

I'm really worried about Claudia and April. I really gotta go check on them.

I'm sure not looking forward going in there after you.

I'm thinking the desert.

I'm your daughter.

I've got fire power behind the bar. Come on come on!

I've got it covered.

If I don't secure the bar, I'm going to loose everything.

If you're looking to negotiate, Mr. Palmer, look for the insurance salesman.

Instead of letting live sharks rain down on people, we are going to get in that chopper

Insurance will cover it.

Is sending someone over.

Is that good?

Is the reason for this unprecedented event. We will

Is this about money?

Is this the best shelter you got?

It doesn't look like they've left.

It hurt like hell.

It looks like the eye of the storm is over.

It means?

It must be flooded.

It's a Sharknado!

It's a storm.

It's a water spout.

It's awfully nice of you to let her new boyfriend stay in your house.

It's been dead for hours.

It's coming back!

It's entirely possible. A hurricane can pick up marine life out of the ocean

It's fine.

It's getting closer. We have to go now of we're dead.

It's gonna be just like flying.

It's gonna get worse before it gets any better.

It's good.

It's just a storm. Just gotta stay out of the water for a couple days that's all.

It's like old faithful.

It's like one taste of Baz is just isn't enough.

It's not funny. Aah.

It's not gonna end.

It's not gonna stop at the coast.

It's Nova. She works at the bar. Now will you let us in.

It's the government.

It's the storm. I just want to make sure guys are okay.

It's time to leave Kansas mate.

It's totally cooking out here mate.

It's what's driven them all up north.

Its not working.

Jenny Lynn.

Just a storm?

Just calling to make sure you and Claudia are okay.

Just hang on, I'll get you in.

Just hang on. I'll let you in.

Just stay focused.

Kill it!

L.A. wasn't built for all this water.

Let's get inside here. Get in get in.

Let's go up there!

Let's go!

Let's go.

Let's say, 100,000.

Live sharks. And not just from the coastal flooding

Look at all those sharks!

Look Fin I'm really busy.

Look I'm just calling to make sure.

Look out!

Look out! More Sharks!

Look you are gonna see her on the 20th like you always do. I gotta go okay. Bye Fin.

Look, it's really sweet that you are calling in

Look, we don't exactly have a storm cellar.

Look, what the hell is going on here?

Look.

Looks like it's that time of the month.

Looks like we're all refugees now.

Lots of scenery today.

Make it happen. I'm going to down below.

Make sure your family is okay.

Mate I smell gas.

Matt!

Matt!

Matt! Matt!

Matt! Matt!

Matt?

Matt?

Matt?

Matt?

Matt?

Matt's at flight school? I thought he was vacationing at Tampa with his buddies.

Matt's in flight school there.

Me too. You have no idea.

Mine too.

Mine too.

Mom, we don't have any other option.

Move it! Move your ass!

Move! Get out of the way!

My associates and I are willing to negotiate, a reasonable price.

My brother.

My wife.

Nah mate. She doesn't like you, remember? She loves me.

Needs to get out of the pool and inside.

Nice shot.

Nice to meet you... Jenny Lynn.

Nice work kids.

No body thinks this is cool.

No kidding. Fin's out there.

No no no. I'm looking for Matt. Is there a Matt here?

No problem.

No worries mate.

No!

No! I told you not to come.

No! It's my problem. Because if this bar get blown over then I'm out of a job too.

No! It's too dangerous.

No! Just go away. Take your stupid friend and Baz and leave.

Nope I'm not.

Not a penny less.

Not as many sharks flying around.

Not great.

Not hard enough.

Nothing. Your Fin save my life.

Nova!

Nova!

Now I really hate sharks too.

Now if you drop a bomb head, right in the middle of it, You might just equalize it.

Now people think it's cool.

Now we're never gonna get to Van Nuys.

Now we're talking.

Now!

Now!

Of those day charter deals with his friends.

Oh Crap.

Oh God! 15 grand a year. No benefits. Screaming kids.

Oh man!

Oh man. I'm glad you woke me up. I was having the worst nightmare.

Oh my God, there's just too many of them!

Oh my God!

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Run! Run!

Oh my gosh be careful. Watch your foot.

Oh nice!

Oh nice! This is what I'm talking about.

Oh yeah? Want to wait for them?

Oh, hell no. You got a death wish? No way!

Oh, I'm up I'm up.

Okay people, everybody out of the pool. Everybody

Okay rev it. Rev it.

Okay, Lift her up!

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. I'll check these rooms.

Okay. You go!

On a day like today it's not far enough.

On you mate.

One million for the entire take,

Ooh! Oh my God!

Oopsies! Looks like you need another drink.

Or a meteor shower. Zombies even.

Or maybe not.

Ouch!

Pepper Jack.

Perhaps the silver lining in this is that the storm

Please!

Plus there is the beautiful Nova there who I am planning to marry soon.

Plus you don't charge 15 dollars a plock.

Pounding through the streets of Los Angeles.

Press the button down for 3 seconds. We're gonna count together.

Protein.

Pull to the side of the road.

Pull your car over.

Push the button. Hold it for 3 seconds. We're gonna count.

Ready?

Reports have been pouring in from all over, that sharks are washing ashore.

Scared?

Second tornado! Second tornado!

Sepra peratus.

Sepra Peratus.

Shark in the swimming pool is impossible.

Shark Week.

Sharks just started swarming and

SHARKS!

SHARKS! Everyone out of the water now!

Shopping cart?

Should have figured it was you.

Show her how it's done, Grandpa!

Silicone. We'll be fine.

Since when do you care?

So I really hate sharks.

So what kinda name is Nova anyway?

So?

So? Go get back to work.

Some place safe for all of us.

Somebody help me! Help me get my dog out!

Somebody help!

Something I saw on the news.

Something unnatural about it.

Start pulling, they are ready.

Start the engine.

State of California. It seems o be driving a very dangerous surf.

Stop your vehicle now!

Stop your vehicle now.

Stop!

Storm is coming and it's coming fast. Get home safe everybody.

Storm kills 'em. I hope it kills them all.

Strike!

Sure hope so.

Take the freeway. It's above street level.

Tasmanian buddy.

Thank you.

Thanks.

That is his wife.

That store, It's got everything we need.

That worked!

That's a tiger shark.

That's how I always get around the Hollywood

That's Jonni with

That's my son.

That's not gonna work. It's a one way trip.

That's okay. Chicks dig scars, right?

That's the 405.

That's too bad. I was hoping it was further up the hill.

That's what I was afraid of.

That's what you get for trying to eat me.

That's where I live.

The Aliens are not coming down.

The beach. Everybody off the beach immediately.

The bomb didn't land right.

The eye of hurricane David is continuing it's relentless

The flood channels, the storm drains, the sewers.

The freeways will be a nightmare.

The gun!

The massive storm tore through this popular attraction.

The sharks took the rest.

The state of California. And it's now barreling to the Santa Monica shorelines.

The storm is clearing up. Maybe it's done.

The storm is too strong. We are going to have to go around it.

The tornado is coming this way.

The tornado is headed towards the airport.

The unusual weather here in southern.

The water is raising behind us.

The water is raising. I'm going to go up on the bridge and rappel down.

The water is raising. I'm going to go up on the bridge and rappel down.

The waves also brought in sharks

Then definitely not.

Then steal another car.

There are sharks flooding the streets.

There's a bad hurricane rolling in and I want.

There's a big storm coming in. It's not safe here.

There's a small gas leak but it should run for now.

There's absolutely no reason to go out there.

There's no one in there. And your kid is right here.

There's nothing to talk about.

There's nothing unnatural about everything.

There's sharks out there. You don't have to go out there.

There's the beach. There's all these scantily

These fish surely have a hankering for me.

These guys are gonna get you home, okay?

These sharks of your have no etiquette.

They can.

They come in sets of 3.

They couldn't possibly make it all the way out here.

They know what we buy. They know what we eat.

They must have evacuated.

They should be the ones to be afraid of us.

They took my grandfather.

They're called waves. They do that from time to time.

They're not gonna make it.

They're not gonna make it.

They're on the hill.

This area is flooding.

This is Jonni Waves that's Joni with an "I" reporting live

This is Jonni Waves. That's Jonni with an "I"

This is not your problem.

This is the emergency alert system. National

This isn't the end of the world. Gods not angry with us.

This. Wide spread flooding is expected and experts are saying global warming

Three.

Through the city of Los... Aah!

Tie the sails!

Tired already?

To check in on us but Collin already checked the

To injure dozens and kill several people.

Tornado over the ocean. Water gets sucked up in the air...

Tornadoes happen when cold and warm air meet.

Toss'em and bag'em.

Traffic with my friends.

Tried to protect me but...

Trust me. We're gonna be just fine.

Try to remember that.

Turbulence is picking up.

Two.

Typical Californians are afraid of the rain.

Uh uh, Police Department, Fire Department. They're going to get us out of this.

Uh, gotta love LA.

Uh, yeah yeah. I'm Matt. Who are you?

Unbelievable.

Up up up!

Watch it will ya.

Watch our backs.

Watch out fin!

Watch out to the right. Watch out!

Watch out!

Water is not going to be a problem. All the electronics have been sealed with

Water spouts over the pacific ocean. Experts are categorizing this as an EF4.

We are here live at the Santa Monica Pier, this is what remains after

We better find something to protect ourselves and quick.

We can't fly in these storms.

We can't go through that.

We can't just wait here and wait for... sharks to rain down to us again.

We end up hitting into a reef and the boat went down.

We got to get her somewhere safe. This is so typical of you Fin.

We got to get inland and we got to get

We got to get Matt before the storm picks up again.

We got to get out of here fast.

We got to get there fast before they clear the accident.

We got to get to higher ground.

We got to go get Matt.

We had to come inland to avoid the storm.

We have never been hit by a storm quite like

We have suffered tropical storms in the past but

We I was 7 my grandpa took me fishing with one

We need a tourniquet.

We need to arm ourselves with something more powerful then these.

We need to destroy it before it get to them.

We shouldn't be afraid of the sharks.

We'll rebuild mate.

We're almost at the house.

We're gonna need a bigger chopper.

We're gonna need faith to get through that.

We're gonna stand and fight?

We're not all gonna fit in here.

We're not going anywhere.

We're out of Ammo.

We've got kangaroos loose in the paddock mate.

Weather satellites they're currently tracking 3 off shore

Well can I start shooting now?

Well fix it!

Well it's flooding here and not the plumbing. The ocean.

What accident?

What are these people thinking?

What are we gonna do?

What are you doing in Hollywood?

What are you talking about? We are 100 miles from the ocean.

What happened?

What is all the ruckus?

What is that?

What makes you an expert on Beverly Hills George?

What the hell?

What the hell. There are sharks on the streets.

What was that?

What were you thinking?

What were you thinking? You could have been killed.

What what what?

What?

What?

What? Do you think you're too old for me?

What's going on?

What's the fastest way to get out of here?

What's the last time you short boarded, old timer?

What's wrong?

When did this happen? I just talked to him.

When did you go back to using Wexler again?

When I do this, get to the car as fast as you can.

When was that George? The civil war?

When we're through with it,

Where did it go?

Where do you think Claudia came from?

Where we go to the bathroom.

Where you going?

Where?

Where'd it go?

Where's it go?

Where's Nova?

Who is that up there?

Who's Claudia?

Who's is this?

Who's that?

Whoa whoa whoa whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! What are you doing here? And what happened to him?

Whoo!

Whoo! Hahaha.

Why did we stop?

Why is the car shaking.

Why is there a retirement home next to an airport?

Why not Sharks?

Why you driving so fast?

Why you stopping. We have to go get Matt.

Why!

With a potential to becoming ad EF5 tornado by the time it touches down on land.

With an "I". You may have noticed this morning

With the big capital G. They're behind everything.

With the sharks?

With these storms ravaging the streets of Los Angeles, some religious.

Y eah.

Ye ah.

Yeah but I won't worry about fin, I mean he's the best surfer I've ever seen.

Yeah Fin I know your voice. What do you want?

Yeah I hope it does. Hope it does. I hope the

Yeah I need one. One on the house. One that doesn't coast me any money.

Yeah I'll just go around them.

Yeah knock knock knocking on your door. And I have never seen so many and so bold.

Yeah that one. And the shark goes, 'You know what?'

Yeah your luck. Sharks.

Yeah, and I'm not gonna have any place to drink.

Yeah, he's right. It happened once near Alice Springs.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Come on. Come on.

Yeah. Go figure. My luck, sharks.

Yeah. I'll make it work.

Yeah. I'm fine.

Yeah. Whatever.

Yeah. Yeah where is mom and Claudia?

Yes Carl that means you. Out now please.

Yes!

Yes! Alright pull 'em up!

You alright?

You doing a ride out or not?

You don't like the person you use to be.

You don't think I try?

You got it dad.

You guys are always there for him and you're never there for me.

You guys can barely stand to be in a room together for 5 minutes, and now.

You have a son too?

You have an ex wife and a daughter?

You know we need a car first.

You know we really don't talk like that, right?

You know you are not the only one that can keep us safe.

You know. I moved down here to be an actor.

You take the 10 to the 405. You're almost in

You totally ripped that bugger. I thought you were going to be rag dolled for sure.

You want to see me try?

You want to see me try?

You'll receive the rest when we dock.

You're doing already. You're doing good. Don't be afraid.

You're gonna need stitches and antibiotics. And you're gonna have a hell of a scar.

You're not kidding. It's a Mexican hurricane.

Your my problem.

Your son wants to go into a helicopter and drop a bomb into the tornado.

1.2. 3.

4 Bucks? I thought it was on the house. You spilled the last one.

4 bucks.

6 people went into the water and one little girl came out.

100s of perch fell from the sky.

500.

Are you crazy! Don't do it. Go! Go! Go!

Baz, Drive around it. I can't. It's blocked in every direction.

Dad are you okay? Yeah. Yeah.

Give it a go. Hold on folks.