Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014) Edit

A good time. Don't forget to meet us at April and Fin's hotel for dinner, ok?

A lot more than that to bring a New Yorker down.

A massive low pressure system developing

A shark storm similar to the one that tore through the Los Angeles region last year.

A storm the likes that you've never seen before.

A wind tunnel effect. Actually drawing the two storms toward each other.

Aah!

Aah!

Aahh!

About 25 years ago, man just like this...

Ah we're going to take a look at the weather right now. I have

Ah, now it's gonna be one of those days, isn't it?

Ah, shoot!

Ah.

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Ahhhhh!

Al, what's going on?

All play all day. Me and you. Let's go. Come on.

All the flooding we had from the last storm.

All this attention is crazy.

All you can do is just shake your head, Al.

Alright alright, I'm turning it off. No more work, alright?

Alright the ferry to Liberty Island is on time,

Alright Vaughn, we need propane bottles,

Alright we got to split up.

Alright, Alright, you want me to stop here?

Alright, I'll go.

Alright, you guys got to get downstairs.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright. Alright.

Alright. If this works it's going to take all the power out of the storm.

Alright. Listen up! There's a storm coming.

Alright. Yeah...

Alright... black to black. Yeah.

Always Chicken on a plane.

Always.

Am I?

An emergency landing at the airport.

And a shark got sucked up into the engine.

And Al does have more details.

And Al, the big question is first of all,

And any type of weapons we can find.

And I don't even want to ask but what happens when they finally meet?

And I shot him in the eye. But it took my hand.

And I'm gonna save you. But you have to trust me. You gotta take my hand...

And it had this huge scar across its face.

And moving forward, and lighting the path to freedom.

And my daddy didn't love you.

And not bounce around. No lawsuits on my flights.

And oh yeah...

And parts of Northwestern New Jersey. Same time,

And tell 'em what?

And thank you for getting Martin.

And that's what should've mattered to you.

And then we have to worry about...

And there's a lot of sharks up there still.

And there's going to be a lot of people down here that are going to need your help.

And we didn't have to go to Jersey to get it.

And we don't know the status of the plane, so

And which one of you was the Boy Wonder?

And you can see that's going to be making it's way on into New York City.

And you saved my boys life. Isn't that enough?

And your brother in law.

Apparently this will happen right over the Bales Tower hotel.

April was in an accident. Everybody's ok.

April. You can't help me up there. Especially with this.

Are we good to go?

Are you ok, Mr. Shepard?

Are you ok?

Are you ok?

Are you ok?

Are you sure you're ok?

Aren't you coming?

Around her ankles are about her being free

As a matter of fact, Los Angeles didn't really appreciate it.

Attention all personnel,

Attention all personnel, we are evacuating the East Wing

Awe, Lou?

Baby come on!

Baby...

Baby... will you marry me? Again.

Bad news.

Bales Tower is the second tallest hotel in North America.

Bales Tower, please.

Bam baby!

Basement immediately. This is not a drill.

Be safe guys.

Because I thought I was a star?

Because I wasn't perfect and you didn't care.

Because the serpent is coming from the south.

Because you were famous?

Behind you!

Ben, you should do it.

Ben!

Bless you child.

Blowing sharks down Broadway. So you do have to watch out for

Bring it on!

Bryan! Watch out!

But but they look good. I like the hot red.

But I've been eaten. And I'm here to tell you...

But it might get weird if you do.

But next time you offer to lend a hand, don't be so literal about it.

But this...

But we're so excited to have you on board. Would you mind signing your book for me?

But when you got people thanking you for saving their lives...

But you make Ellen and the kids really happy.

Call anyone that's gonna listen to you.

Call the port authority. Call the fire department.

Can I have your old one?

Can I help you?

Can you just wait over here? I'll be back, I promise.

Can you see the flashes? Use your eyes!

Can't believe I forgot my gloves again!

Captain, we've gotta tell them something.

Careful Dad.

Cause we were the same, man.

Chainsaw?

Chicken? I was going to try the fish but the chicken looked good.

Chicken.

Clear out the runway!

Come in Flight 209! Flight 209! Come in!

Come in! Are you there Flight 209? What is your problem?

Come on baby!

Come on baby!

Come on baby. Alright.

Come on Come on!

Come on Marty, I'm gonna teach you how to improvise.

Come on Mora!

Come on, April.

Come on, come on, come on!

Come on, Come on.

Come on, let's get there early, maybe we can catch a little batting practice?

Come on, What? Are you afraid of the dark?

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Come on! Come on! Come on!

Come on! Come on! Come on!

Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!

Come on! Come on! Let's go!

Come on! Come on! Move! Move!

Come on! Come on! This way.

Come on! Get a job already!

Come on! Hurry up.

Come on! Move it! Move it! Come on!

Come on! Move it! We gotta get to the street.

Come on! Move to the next car!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come over here.

Come on. Hurry!

Come on. Let's go.

Come on. Let's go.

Come this way!

Cool air is sucked in to replace it.

Could you try to get to them?

Crap!

Creates a lot of heat. As the hot air rises,

Dad.

Dang ya!

Details on street closures coming up.

Devastation in the heart of New York City.

Did you hear that?

Did you see that?

Did you transfer Ms. Wexler?

Didn't think you were going to use it.

Didn't you try to stop him?

Dispatch, we're on location. Confirm flooding.

Do a lot more then she thinks she can.

Do you got a screw loose? Don't you see it's dangerous out there?

Do you know how to drive one of these things?

Do you remember what you promised this time?

Don't even waste your breath. This is my city too and you're going

Don't mess with a Mets fan on the 7 train.

Don't say it.

Don't worry. I'm never gonna let anything happen to your family.

Don't worry. This is nothing. Oh I've flown worse.

Don't you know anything about New York?

Don't you see what the storm has done to the city?

Dr. Hardman please report to Trauma C.

Dr. Hardman please report to Trauma C.

Dummies!

Either way, it was the end of the dynamic duo.

Ellen is not the same little girl you remember.

Ellen!

Ellen! Ellen! Wait! Where are you going?

Ellen. I've been trying to reach you all morning.

Emergency landing at JFK airport this morning.

Enough said indeed, Al. Thank you very much.

Enough said.

Even the Sharknadoes are tougher in New York.

Everyone in the neighborhood still talks about you.

Everyone to the front of the train, now!

Everyone's in the basement Doctor.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Except that these gold fish have big teeth.

Feel what?

Fin come on!

Fin listen to me, Martin and Vaughn they're at the Mets game, ok?

Fin was very specific. We're not supposed to get ourselves killed.

Fin, her husband and all the other passengers on Flight 209.

Fin, I'm not going! Please.

Fin, look around.

Fin, what do you see?

Fin, why aren't you having more fun with this?

Fin!

Fin!

Fin!

Fin!

Fin!

Fin!

Fin!

Fin!

Fin.

Fin. Fin Sheppard.

Fin's gonna figure something out.

Find a hardware store.

Flame on number 2, Captain. I think we've been hit!

Flaming sharks!

Flight 209, what is your problem?

Flight 209. Please report what is causing the disturbance.

Flight attendant! Flight attendant! There's something on the wing.

Flying debris and also you have to worry about surge...

For luck.

For what?

Forget about it.

Forgiving me for hooking up with...

Formed over the Hudson and East rivers.

Freakin' subways system's gonna flood.

Freon tank through the building into the storm.

Frogger.

From our local station that's

Geez!

Get helicopters in the air with firebombs so they can throw them into the tornado.

Go ahead and get these into the storm?

Go now! Take her down!

Go, go, go!

Go, go, go!

Go, go, go! Run! Run! Run!

Go! Go! Go!

Go! I'll catch up!

Go! I'm gonna help her!

Go.

Go.

Go.

Go.

Go. Go!

Go. Go. Go!

Got it.

Got it.

Grab my gun!

Grab something!

Guys, maybe Fin doesn't remember where we're sitting. I'm gonna go look for him.

Hard to believe that a storm bigger than anything you've ever

Hardware store? What for?

Harland "The Blaster" McGuinness?

Have a nice flight.

Have fun you guys, ok?

He called like 14 times.

He did. He's up on the roof.

He has seen what you have done!

He is. He can do it.

He jumped the shark.

He'll find us.

He's doing something dangerous again.

He's on the roof?

He's right.

Heart of this city. Now if these two EF2 tornadoes merge...

Her plane had an emergency landing at JFK.

Here, baby!

Here. Let's take a picture.

Here's the problem. The island of Manhattan

Hey baby.

Hey Ben! Do you have any rope in there?

Hey Bryan!

Hey can I get 4 hot dogs and 3 chips for the girls?

Hey Fin! Thought you could use one of these.

Hey listen, if you ever need a cab again, I'm Ben. Just call me. I'll be there.

Hey listen. Listen, if you're going to do it, you gotta get up there now.

Hey look Bud, there's gotta be some back way.

Hey man! That hurt!

Hey Nathan Fast here on WTHS!

Hey over here, hey! Come here! Hey!

Hey there.

Hey, dummies, go around.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, keep your money.

Hey, hey. Hey!

Hey, where you going?

Hey, you know I recognize you.

Hey, you're going to be ok.

Hey.

Hey. Looks like the ferry's there.

Hey. Why can't somebody else do this?

Hmm, why not.

Hold on Ben! Hold on!

Hold up!

Holly Sh... ark.

Honey!

Hook's on the other side. Keep your legs up!

Hospital personnel will assist you.

Hot, cold, hot, cold, wake up your mind!

Hotel. Copy that.

How about that fight we got into?

How am I supposed to swing over there?

How are you feeling Miss Wexler?

How can I get a guy like that, marry my sister?

How come you have such a problem with me dating your sister?

How is that possible?

How much fun do you think that was?

How much recovery time are we talking about?

How to survive a Sharknado.

How you doing?

How you doing?

Hurry up!

Hurry up!

I almost destroyed Los Angeles.

I am so sorry to bother you Mr. Shepard.

I can play you. If they ever do a movie of your life.

I can't Fin.

I can't have you disturbing the rest of the passengers.

I can't risk screwing that up again.

I did but wanted to make sure that you two guys got here.

I did.

I didn't say that.

I dig it. Yeah, I don't think Fin is gonna bite.

I don't have a ticket. How am I going to find them?

I don't hide from him, I just don't think he's ever uh...

I don't know how they're playing like this. It's so cold.

I don't know if I can do this? I can barely climb the rope in gym.

I don't know, I always thought it would smell like...

I don't know, Martin's phone must be dead or something but,

I don't understand.

I don't want to alarm anyone but there is concern

I first visited the statue of liberty when I was your age.

I forgot to give you something the last time I saw you.

I give you a slice of pie. You're safer in here then out there.

I got eaten by a shark.

I got it!

I got it! I got it! I got it!

I got some help.

I got to get out of here.

I got to get to some place high where I can throw a bomb into the tornado.

I got to get to the ballpark.

I got you baby.

I got...

I gotcha.

I gotta get a chainsaw.

I hate the subway.

I have an idea. But I'm going to need your help.

I have no idea if that's going to work. But it's a moot point.

I have something else in mind.

I haven't seen you since graduation.

I just got to get my family to safety.

I knew I liked that kid.

I knew if anyone was going to get out that pickle at the ball park, it'd be you.

I know you're scared.

I know!

I know. It's a scary thing, so...

I know... and I'm really proud of you, Fin.

I like how you say a little bit.

I like that, yeah. Hey dummies, go around.

I like the look. Where did you get that?

I love New York.

I mean, what you did is just incredible. You're a hero.

I mean, with a little time, rehabilitation she'll be able to

I mean, you gotta go to Long Island or Jersey.

I mentioned Los Angeles last year. Anything learned by the

I need a weapon.

I need guns. I need ammo.

I owe you one.

I screwed mine up.

I see the runway!

I sent April a ticket even though I

I think I recall me hooking up with you...

I thought I deserved everything I was offered.

I thought I was Batman.

I thought you divorced.

I thought you said there was a hardware store?

I want my mommy.

I want to thank you for watching the today show.

I was famous when I was a surfer.

I was hoping that you'd come.

I was offered a lot.

I was so worried you wouldn't able to make it.

I will check with the chief.

I would have never let you screw that up.

I'll be alright.

I'll be ok.

I'll be right back.

I'll get you there somehow.

I'll let you know as soon as there's any news.

I'll move you to a different room.

I'll stay with the cab, you guys go. I'll wait for you right here.

I'll throw the freon tank into the storm.

I'm a...

I'm alright.

I'm also an actor.

I'm coming in hot!

I'm glad you got the brains in the family.

I'm going to put down the landing gear and heading for it!

I'm going up there.

I'm gonna check those galley panels.

I'm gonna go get my husband. Take her to the basement, now!

I'm gonna help you, ok?

I'm gonna need duck tape... some wires.

I'm gonna need some flares. I'm gonna need a smoke alarm.

I'm gonna throw a bomb into the tornado.

I'm gonna wash my face.

I'm good.

I'm hoping you can help me out with some emergency supplies.

I'm just looking for Vinnie. Is he around?

I'm not crazy.

I'm not getting through.

I'm ok.

I'm proud of you son.

I'm right here.

I'm scared too.

I'm so glad you guys are here.

I'm so glad you guys are here.

I'm sorry, I...

I'm sure about that.

I'm sure he's fine.

I'm sure you will.

I'm the one who's suppose to be saying that to you.

I'm with April.

I've got to stay here and hold it.

I've never realized she had feet before.

I've never seen anything like this.

I've never seen anything like this. Stay with us, Al.

If anyone's playing me in a movie, it's gonna be me.

If he did, he would have ran the other way.

If he shows up.

If I'm such a good family man...

If it keeps going, this building is going to fill up like a fish tank.

If mom made a plan...

If the double Sharknado, should converge with the other...

If the Freon tanks are still up there.

If they are not stopped we can be talking about unprecedented

If those 2 water spouts come into Manhattan and meet up...

If we can get it open.

If we don't connect, you've got to get back to Manhattan as soon as you can.

If we'd married...

If you do have advisories posted. If you are told to evacuate.

If you don't come back, I'm going to kill you.

If you guys don't shut off the valve, the whole

Immediately. Patients please remain in your rooms...

In the safe landing of that plane.

In time, she should be able to make a full recovery.

Into storms. A Sharknado is much more powerful and a lot more deadly.

Is April ok?

Is he in the storm?

Is she a fighter?

Is that a yes?

Is your brother ok though?

Is... April ok?

It appears to be moving North, at the very same time,

It cost me my family.

It disconnected! See if you can hook that up.

It feels like it's still there.

It happened at 7:33.

It hurts.

It sounds like a joke. It is not my friends.

It was a different time, Fin.

It was good.

It worked in L.A.

It'll be the first place it hits.

It's a good idea son but I don't think it's what Fin is looking for.

It's a perfect way to fly.

It's about to happen, so here's the deal...

It's actually very interesting, the broken shackles

It's all over the news.

It's alright, the 7 train is always running.

It's called phantom limbs. It's a very common sensation in injuries like yours.

It's coming alright, on three...

It's cool.

It's different.

It's different.

It's getting colder out here, man.

It's going to bring at least 3 to 4 inches of snow.

It's going to bring wind. And it is going to bring torrential rains.

It's gonna be ok.

It's gonna blow!

It's good seats.

It's gotta be some place else.

It's happening again.

It's humbling.

It's just...

It's like, he knew who I was.

It's my last time at bat and all I wanted to do...

It's my last time at bat.

It's not baseball I'm worried about.

It's not gonna be a good thing.

It's not working.

It's obvious which side of the family he takes after.

It's pretty cool, huh?

It's right here,

It's safer in here!

It's still coming.

It's too dangerous. And the twisters are to cold, right?

Jesus. It's you.

Jonni check number 3. It's running a little hot.

Just a monster storm for us. We are talking about shark falling rates

Just focus on the hot slice of New York pizza.

Just hold on everybody! Hold on!

Just hold on to me kid. It's gonna be alright.

Just hold on!

Just hold on!

Just hold on! I'm almost there!

Just in time for the end of the world.

Just inside a control room. Above the observation deck.

Just keep going! I'll catch up!

Just let the Mayor know that Fin just arrived at the Empire State Building.

Just like an arcade girls!

Just like old times, right?

Just stop.

Just um, just answer me one question, ok?

Keep going! Don't stop! I'm ok. I'll catch up!

Kept chasing me.

Ladies and Gentlemen it looks like

Ladies and Gentlemen, as we begin our final decent we expect

Ladies and Gentlemen. Due to snow, the game has been canceled.

Ladies, you ok? Listen we gotta get out of this storm.

Lady liberty.

Latest developments on this bizarre weather, as they come in.

Let me show you exactly what I'm talking about here.

Let the fireworks begin.

Let's double it up.

Let's double them up. Come on.

Let's get out of here. Come on.

Let's get outta here. Come on! Let's go!

Let's get to the roof. Come on.

Let's get you to her room.

Let's go kill some sharks!

Let's go Mora! Come on!

Let's go show them what it means to be a hero.

Let's go show them what it means to be a New Yorker!

Let's go! Come on!

Let's go! Let's go! Come on! Come on! Come on!

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go!

Let's hope you're right.

Let's keep that our secret.

Let's make a big bomb.

Let's meet back here in 10.

Listen to those warnings and make sure you seek shelter.

Listen, Fin we need your help.

Listen, that ballpark is right on the river.

Lobby and you stay away from the windows.

Look the door is jammed but, theirs a fire escape on the other side.

Look, I did this once...

Look, I don't know if you guys heard but we had to make

Look, I know we haven't been as close as we use to be.

Look, the ferry runs every half hour.

Look, when we were little we got into a lot of trouble. Remember the dynamic duo?

Looks good.

Ma'am, you've just came out of surgery after a major trauma.

Making it's way through the outer burrows

Man do you really think there's gonna be one of those shark storms here?

Martin it's Fin.

Martin!

Matt, additionally waterspouts now have been

Matt, I am really nervous about this. If fact, I'll say I'm down right scared.

Matt, these these Sharknadoes are actually a rare anomaly.

Matt, this is nuts. We've already had record breaking heat. Now we're talking

Maybe a hipster fell on the tracks. They're pretty light.

Maybe not. But that's why I'm going to do it by myself.

Maybe, he's been roping them lately.

Mayday Mayday Mayday. It's flight 2 0 9. We've lost engine number 2.

Mayor. It's an honor.

Me and you, that's all that matters.

Me neither.

Mmmm!

Mom, Dad's phone keeps going to voice mail.

Mom, what's going on?

Mom!

Mom! She's getting closer!

Mora, this way!

Move it! Move it! Move it!

Move out of the way!

Move, move, move, move, move, move!

Mr. Mayor. I have to talk to Fin.

Mr. Shepard, do you have a comment?

Mr. Shepard, we're ready to go.

Mr. Shepard, you need to relax. Really.

Mr. Shepard.

Mr. Wexler?

My dad...

My God.

My hand! My hand!

My kids have rehearsal tonight.

My office is right down the block at the stock exchange, come with me.

Nah, this rain delay is gonna be over in a minutes..

NBC 4. Can you tell us a little bit more about what's happening down there, Raphael?

Need a ride?

Neither did you.

Never had a problem with you dating my sister.

Never in 56 years seen a weather pattern like the one we've had this summer here.

New York City has now become the second city to be struck by the terror of a

New York shortly. I just want to say thank you for flying Santa Mira Airlines.

Next up, we're gonna talk about the crazy

No I don't have a comment! Get that camera outta my face!

No kidding.

No one else is here.

No propane. But I found this.

No sir.

No trust me, we gotta get out of here now. Come on!

No, Bales Tower that's were she said to meet us.

No, he didn't know you.

No, I got to get out of the hospital. I gotta go find Fin.

No, I mean it.

No, no, no! Come on!

No, no, no. I'm coming with you, I almost lost

No, No!

No, we're not.

No, you can't wait half an hour. The storm is coming fast,

No!

No.

No.

No. I'm sorry.

Nope!

Not a bad idea.

Not again.

Not gonna need this again.

Notice for Dr. Courtice. Please report to trauma.

Notice for Dr. Courtice. Please report to trauma.

Now I'm gonna go up there and I'm gonna try to stop it.

Now...

Of course he is. Fin does what Fin does.

Of course, of course. Whatever you need. You're the expert.

Of course, we'll come right away.

Of two inches an hour. So those sharks are really going to pile up here.

Oh and hey, Please don't hide from my bother tonight, ok?

Oh man!

Oh man.

Oh my God, I got to call him.

Oh my God! They're everywhere.

Oh my gosh Fin, are you ok?

Oh no!

Oh, my God.

Oh, no, no, sweetie, you can't in there.

Oh!

Ok folks, so what do we need?

Ok, gross! You cannot say that!

Ok, I can see you're upset...

Ok, I get it.

Ok, I'm also gonna need some propane tanks.

Ok, my name is April.

Ok, so Matt. The tall buildings of Manhattan seem to be creating

Ok, well call him.

Ok, you got it buddy.

Ok.

Ok.

Ok.

Ok. Weapons it is.

On it's decent, and that a passenger actually aided

On the Upper East Side of Manhattan. Matt, that's sufficient power enough

Once it's in your blood, never leaves.

One minute it's hot, the next minute it's cold...

One of these days you're gonna have to teach me how to do that.

One!

One. Two...

Open it with what?

Or smell like Salmon or Cod.

Otherwise it's gonna take out the whole building.

Our current radar track shows them both headed towards the Empire State Building.

Out of my way!

Panicked because of the sharks that keep raining down from the sky.

Part blood hound from your side of the family.

Patients and staff are to make way to

People have to know the truth before it happens again.

People on the ground better be ready.

Please don't lose the address.

Pleasure to meet you.

Polly come on!

Polly come on!

Polly! Chrissie!

Polly! Come on!

Probably some giant subway rat trying to get in the train.

Promise me you won't die on me.

Prosthetics have come a long way these days...

Quiet.

Ready?

Really? You're inviting me?

Really.

Red to red.

Remember those bar fights we use to get into?

Repeat, what is causing the disturbance?

Repent sinners!

Repent! Sinners! The end is near!

Reports that we're getting say it hit turbulence

Request emergency clearance into JFK.

Right now throughout Manhattan. We're going to have important

Right.

Road flares, and smoke alarms for bombs, ok?

Save them.

Says the girl that flunked her driver's test.

Security can you grab these.

See the flashers? They're on. Yeah. Use your eyes.

Seen before is about to hit Manhattan? Well guess what?

Semper Paratus, right?

Severed head or bowling ball?

Shark!

Shark! Shark!

Sharknado. Moments ago the waterspout came ashore, devastating the United Nations.

She still likes you I can tell.

She'll get 'em here.

She's going to be waking up soon.

She's going to survive.

She's gonna be fine. But Ellen sent me to get you. We gotta get out of here.

She's gonna go through Manhattan anyway. We're going there.

She's in good hands.

She's lost a lot of blood. But, she's gonna be ok.

She's taken Martial Arts, she's run in marathons. My wife kinda kicks ass...

Shepard.

Since when are there sharks in Manhattan?

Sir, here's your beverage.

Sitting down there, section C seat 117 and I let him down.

Situation there that New Yorkers need to know now?

Skirts before you got old.

Skye!

Skye?

So it's ok for him, but it's not ok for me?

So many of them.

So residents are encouraged to stay off the streets.

So uh, where we going?

So we are looking at a convergence zone right over Manhattan...

So we could see significant damage to homes that are right along the coast

So what's so bad about being famous?

So you're coming to Magee's after work, or what?

Sorry we're closing.

Stay calm. Stay seated.

Stay here.

Stay with me.

Step on it Ben. We're gonna head back to the hotel.