Mad Men Soundboard Edit

Advertising is based on one thing. Happiness.

And that's a very good start.

Are you aware of the number of hand jobs I'm gonna have to give? #roger sterling #hand job #mad men #apologize #favors

Are you insane?

Be careful what you wish for, you'll get it #roger sterling #mad men #wish #want #desire #jealous

Bert passed away

Betty D****r hates pigeons #mad men betty #pigeons #shoot pigeons #shoot birds #hate pigeons #hate birds #mad men bird #mad men shoot #betty d****r #my special angel #bobby helms

Do you know how it feels to write a check for $6500, and not care? #write a check #rich #money #treat yo self #mad men #roger sterling

Every woman wants choices.

God, I miss working with that guy.

He might lose his foot, right when he got it in the door #roger sterling #foot in the door #iwo jima #mad men #workers compensation #hurt at work #amputation

He's been keeping me awake. He needs constant attention.

I didn't think you had it in you #roger sterling #i mean it #impressive #well done #good job #mad men

I don't remember your speech, but it was good #speech #motivation #cant remember #persuaded #roger sterling #mad men #we arrived #we made it

I feel like I've already won.

I messed everything up, I'm not the man you think I am #don d****r #mad men #mess up #screw up #blew it #im bad

I might have a solution.

I told him to be himself. That was pretty mean, I guess

I want to tell you something because you're very dear to me.

I watched the sun rise today #roger sterling #sun rise #new day #awake early #let down #mad men

I'm not interested in going that way #don d****r #not interested #mad men #expertise #master #same old

I'm not stupid #not stupid #january jones #mad men #smart #not dumb #intelligent

I'm not stupid, I speak Italian #italian #january jones #mad men #not stupid #not dumb #smart #intelligent

I'm only in Rome for one night. I won't have my heart broken

I'm sorry, I don't know whose eyes to look at #eyes #where do i look #eyes are up here #roger sterling #furs #mad men

It's a tragedy.

Its never as good as you think its going to be #roger sterling #mad men #reprimand #yelling #scolding #let down #unsatisfied

Let me ask you something. What the women want.

May I join you? #don d****r #date #invite #drinks #dinner #mad men

My generation. We drink because it's good.

No body knows what I'm doing, its good for mystique #roger sterling #mystique #curious #mad men

Nobody knows what I'm doing.

Not Great Bob #mad men #not great bob #pete campbell

Now I understand, you wanna feel shitty right up until the point where I take your dress off #mad men #don d****r #sex #tinder #dating #self deprecating #self esteem

Ooaaaammmmmmm #don d****r #mad men #piece of mind #meditation #calm #relax #chant

Shame on you.

Shut up #sally d****r #mad men #shut up #be quiet

So you're drinking with a purpose #drinking #alcohol #whiskey #upset #angry #roger sterling #mad men

Stop smoking so much. It's a sign of weakness.

That's what the money is for! #don d****r #mad men #money #jon hamm #peggy olson #elisabeth moss #thank you #payday

The public is under the impression that your cigarettes are linked to. Certain fatal diseases.

The world is dangerous.

Well you know what they say about Detroit #roger sterling #detroit

Well, gentlemen, I don't think I have to tell you what you just witnessed here.

What do we work so hard for? #hard work #families #vacations #live it up #mad men #money

When God closes a door, he opens the dress.

When you're done with them, just fold them up and slide them under the door.

Who cares? #roger sterling #who cares #i dont care #mad men #whatever

Why are you doing this to me? #demanding #negotiating #why #help #roger sterling #peggy olson #mad men

Why do we do this? For the sex

You drink for the wrong reasons #drinking #alcohol #whiskey #feels good #its what men do #mad men

You have everything, and so much of it #peggy olson #desire #wealth #mad men

You know what they say about Detroit

You're a real prick. You stole my goodbye

You're the finest piece of ass I ever had #roger sterling #ass #sex #hookup #mad men #best i ever had