A League of Their Own - Season 1 Edit

A big squiggle is a curve and a little squiggle is a sinker?

A bunch of guys got drafted, so all these spots opening up...

A chance? Yeah, you can bet on it!

A coach would be nice.

A drink, Miss McCready.

A gentleman has requested the opportunity to take you out to dinner this Saturday.

A grounder to first, Gill fielding, Garcia's sprinting to cover first.

A hundred more? I could do 100 more.

A letter in the mail from my husband,

A little church girl in those skirts like you're 12, but, um, here we are.

A loss today would eliminate them from the playoffs.

A lot of 'em were.

A lot of guys, they see all this, they see all this, they think it's all, na, na, na!

A lot?

A lot.

A lot.

A new life.

A nice bald spot right on the top of your head

A perfect smile can win any game.

A rash...

A rifle? A slightly smaller...

A simple one.

A thunderbolt! She's got him blinking like a baby.

A week?

A weird voice.

A word of English! You could have done it yourself.

A year.

About me.

About the other night... No, no, no, me first.

About what?

Actually, I am, but that's besides the point.

Actually, I keep telling you, actually, not to say inappropriate things.

Actually, I think it does, sir.

Actually, I think you should go fifth.

Actually, I'm from all over. The Big Apple, Houston, Paris,

Actually, what I love about it most is that it's not like a fairy tale.

Actually...

Adventure.

After Dana...

After you got peanut butter on my Wonder Woman.

After you win the championship.

Afternoon!

Again.

Against a veteran of the Battle of Dogger Bank.

Agree to disagree.

Ah, ah, ah! Do not.

Ah, Miss Beverly, I think that you should make someone else the coach.

Ah, no.

Ah, there's my baby. Hey!

Ah, wearing pants outside again, Miss McCready.

Ah!

Ain't that the truth. [chuckles]

All I wanted was to raise a child who knew her own mind.

All my life, I've fought for scraps.

All of it! It's the witches, it's Dorothy, it's Rosie, the goddamn Riveter

All of us, right here,

All of you, whole family.

All right, again.

All right, all right, all right. Let's raise one...

All right, Bonnie, remember, your hair won't sweat out

All right, city girl.

All right, everybody. Get in line. Line up, right now.

All right, fruits. Um...

All right, gimme another.

All right, guys, listen up. Come on.

All right, guys. Bring it in.

All right, I was gonna give it to him and then we'd get to chatting,

All right, I wasn't gonna come to the tryouts.

All right, I'm still not from a farm.

All right, let's call it for today.

All right, let's do it! Let's show 'em! All right!

All right, let's play ball.

All right, now, look. The grip is simple.

All right, okay. Here.

All right, so we just knock on the door,

All right, so, signs wise...

All right, then.

All right, throw one as you.

All right, uh, so tomorrow's an off day.

All right, um... Where's the post office?

All right, we get the point, right?

All right, well, let's say grace.

All right, what do you think we should be doing? I'm trying.

All right, y'all. Let's wrap it up, all right? It's time to go.

All right, yeah, okay, voices don't have...

All right? These girls just don't have the fire.

All right.

All right. Enjoy! Mm hmm.

All right. For the last time, I am not from a farm, okay?

All right. Go, Terri.

All right. Here we go.

All right. It's perfect.

All right. Let's see what you got.

All right. Nice, nice, nice. Come on!

All right. See you over there.

All right. So we know we're here today to practice,

All right. So we're two games behind the Comets,

All right. This is it. Let's get our heads in the game, okay?

All right. We get it. Gross.

All right. We're not gonna listen to the scoreboard guy.

All the time.

All the way up to Canada and back down to Mexico, so...

All you guys missing every time I come down for breakfast.

Almost got eaten by three different species of reptile while I was there.

Almost got lucky that time.

Already doing half your hair. Look at this.

Also nephew of the esteemed owner of our League.

Also, he's developed a tell on his curveball.

Also, I have to be the big spoon.

Although sometimes I don't feel like I deserve all of it.

Although that might not last very long

Although, I hope I hit a homer first.

Am I supposed to return the compliment?

Am I your translator?

Am I?

Amen!

Amen.

An airplane? Also a pile of metal.

An amazing triple by Davis.

And a bird almost shit in my eye, you know, so I dropped it.

And a girl I can't stop thinking about.

And absence makes the heart grow stronger.

And all the other things that say to me "America."

And all this so called "witch" wanted to do was get justice for her sister,

And all you gotta do is get out there

And Allied bombs begin to fall over Rome,

And an interest in the Peaches, which is a rare breed these days.

And apparently we have the lowest attendance in the league.

And astrology.

And at listening. And at making us a team.

And ball three.

And be quiet for a while?

And be the boot.

And bring them baseball,

And Canada. Canada was great.

And center. Stretch it out, girls.

And did you say something when they kicked me off the field?

And do whatever we want, and not actually rob a bank?

And don't forget they changed the trash to Tuesday.

And don't tell anybody.

And draw crowds with their come hither looks.

And even though we're down by two,

And expenses.

And Fowkes wants you with him.

And get ready to meet the South Bend Blue Sox and your own Rockford Peaches.

And give it up for the belle of the ball,

And gives me a hand written menu

And giving me a shot is gonna be a lot easier than explaining to your wife.

And he gets to come home.

And he KOs Nazis, just like you will.

And he said it was cold,

And he said, "Son, this represents the most precious thing in the world."

And he wants to make sure the level of play is as high as possible. So...

And he... You know what, he is scared because

And hello to Uncle Sam as they join the fight for freedom.

And her whole life is hair.

And here comes Cavell!

And here I thought my momma was the mayor of Black Rockford.

And his even more beautiful wife that he loves. And...

And hitting just about anything thrown his way.

And hopefully, Jess's Lady Luck will be on our side.

And how is he in the sack?

And how the character development is too quickly played out was twisted!

And I can do it without sending a telegram first.

And I can't seem to do that with you here.

And I can't talk to people like that, so I'm gonna go dress...

And I couldn't think of what else to talk about.

And I did not open it, ma'am.

And I do think it's really important to promote collegiality.

And I don't know how to untie 'em.

And I don't know that I can pitch the same way.

And I don't know what that means for my life, but at least I'm living mine.

And I don't know why.

And I don't say please.

And I don't trust that I know the answers.

And I don't wanna be like that with you.

And I don't want you to feel that way...

And I don't. I don't know what to say to them.

And I felt so bad for not kissing him

And I got so in my head about being coach that I made this about me.

And I have been dreaming about a normal shower for...

And I just kept thinking like,

And I just remember seeing Gladys on that stage in her tuxedo,

And I kissed you and it didn't turn me queer.

And I know how much more sensitive you are to that stuff.

And I know how to cut it right.

And I know myself, and I know that other energies, they attach on to me.

And I like your heart.

And I love God.

And I love the game, but you are my team.

And I love to be quiet and read and watch the leaves fall.

And I need somebody that's gonna be here to make sure

And I need your support on this right now, Edgar.

And I never would have seen the world without you.

And I realized

And I really need a chance to prove myself to this team.

And I really need this job.

And I stayed.

And I swear that's why I've been hitting so good.

And I thanked him for it.

And I think Dove should be here. Maybe we should wait until he's back.

And I think he fell out and now he's probably in my sock drawer!

And I think we need to just put it all behind us and focus on winning.

And I think you would go far.

And I thought if I surprised you at the house,

And I want to live up to those expectations.

And I wanted to show you

And I was fine, but...

And I was looking for a silver dollar.

And I will get that. Everyone, please confirm you're in for the evening.

And I will, as well.

And I won't be able to be in my own body.

And I would also... I'd like to offer you a job.

And I would never be able to come in a place like this.

And I'm not marrying Gary. I...

And I'm signing to you, and you're taking every single one, got it?

And I'm so happy for you.

And if you bring it up one more time, you're going to be benched even more.

And if you can care for it and keep it from breaking, well,

And if you could come and look at it,

And in the head too, if I'm being honest.

And in the interest of collegiality,

And it doesn't matter whether or not I'm playing ball or not

And it looks like the Blue Sox are playing as the home team today.

And it looks like...

And it over, right?

And it turns out that confession is not actually confidential.

And it wasn't even a dove. It was just a freaking pigeon.

And it's a free ticket to Chicago, so... And I've never been here.

And it's made me think about all the things I want to see, to live.

And it's who I was too.

And Jo and I will be in California.

And just don't forget about me, okay?

And just remember,

And Lady luck's still on the Peaches' side

And leave these two lovebirds alone?

And let them taste your chowder!

And let's have a great game out there. That was a great team building workshop.

And looks like I was showing off about crab, they gonna think, "Oh, she's..."

And made it sound like I was complimenting them!

And maybe you should listen to him about the heart.

And McCready with the easy catch to end the inning.

And movin' next door to me and Guy

And Mr. Baker can't afford to lose any more.

And Mr. Baker Jr. said that I need to pull the team together, or else.

And my day too now. Not to blame you.

And neither should any of you!

And no one thought that I could own my own business.

And none of this, "I'm good, it's fine," I want details.

And not just 'cause I'm your wing lady. I'm a star in the league.

And now I can't talk to her.

And now she gets to coach.

And now the elbow.

And now you can't keep your hands off me? [scoffs]

And now you're acting like... You've already accepted the fact that we've lost.

And our Peaches have come home to face Judgment Day.

And part of me is.

And practice our double plays because Jo kept fucking that up last time.

And practicing more in general. And then maybe, just maybe, we could get a goddamn game

And put me in charge of the nougat division.

And see just how sweet these Peaches can be.

And send only your strongest men.

And September will be coming soon and you'll go back with Charlie,

And she and Esti are missing.

And she gonna lose her shit all over you right now.

And she had the best of intentions.

And she'll be sure to keep the date appropriately non sexual.

And she'll pull up into second with a stand up double.

And she's all healed.

And so what if she's queer?

And some eggs.

And that brings us to the second inning, folks.

And that is a capital "B" big deal.

And that my life is basically a lie,

And that win?

And that's a shame because that Shirley...

And that's another run for the Blue Sox.

And that's gonna lead you somewhere else.

And that's why I've been trying to give you something for yourself, the shop.

And that's why she's getting in with the Comets.

And the Comets have won every night game they've ever played.

And the Peaches only up by one.

And the Peaches pin their hopes on... Cohen. Really?

And the Peaches stay alive another inning.

And the pitch.

And the pitch.

And the pitch. And it's another steal.

And the pitcher...

And then curtsy before them with a crumpet in our hand.

And then I could casually suggest, you know, practicing cutoffs and rundowns,

And then I realized I wasn't good enough,

And then right before he shipped out,

And then there was, like, the total opposite.

And then this fool leads me to his mama's front porch.

And then we fell in love

And then we wouldn't do anything else.

And then you left?

And then you would go and I didn't want you to go.

And then, and then, eventually, they end up having this great love story.

And then, I... I might have received...

And then, just like a fastball...

And there was eye contact, and I was alone.

And there was rhythm, and I felt it, and everyone else felt it,

And there was transmission, and there was energy,

And there's only one bed, so...

And there's sustained eye contact,

And they ain't hirin' Maxines.

And they all feel like I'm the one that's...

And they always have time for their true feminine passions.

And they blow that evil alien overlord Zitler out of the water.

And they fire all of you to make room for those white men coming back.

And they get to tell us whether or not we can

And they want me working nights, so I don't have to tell momma a thing.

And they're taking me on the team too.

And this is gonna end.

And this way, I can kind of keep talking to you and going on adventures

And this Willa.

And throw the ball around just to make him run, you know?

And throwing up. I mean, probably, you know.

And we are gonna win this game! We are gonna win!

And we have come so far to get here.

And we stopped being careful.

And we were eating it up.

And we will just be so glad that we had this little...

And we would also get a little bit more time.

And we're gonna be fine. So, since we fine, can I, uh...

And we're gonna buckle down,

And we're gonna focus.

And we're gonna win.

And what we wear, and what our eyebrows look like,

And whatever it is that made your mother leave, you've got that in you.

And when she gets mad, it's kind of more scary than some of my nightmares

And when the hell were you planning to tell me?

And when you tell me you're ready, you're ready.

And while these boys are away, the girls will play.

And who in the hell you think I've been knitting that for?

And will you listen to that crowd?

And with the one and only Dove Porter teaching them how

And you and Daddy have given me so much. Which I appreciate, deeply.

And you are crusading toward victory.

And you can come see me from 9:00 to 5:00 at Harry's Army and Navy.

And you might be right. Maybe we could use you.

And you will have a thick mustache by then. I think that sounds right.

And you... never wondered why that is?

And you're allowing it.

And you're in the championships.

And you're onto yours with Charlie.

And you're staying last in batting order. Thank you.

And your coach.

And your comfortable life for this?

And your kids marrying my kids.

And, and, and we're gonna go to Vegas,

And, boy, oh, boy, does this crowd love it.

And, boys, she's single!

And, Clance, what is this I hear about a crab boil?

And, curtsy.

And, curtsy.

And, Greta, you're a Peach.

And, I'm sorry, but I feel like you might understand what it means to be one.

And, Lord knows, you ain't got the stomach for that.

And, oh! De Luca with the double play!

And, say, ten to 20 rolls of toilet paper?

And, statistically speaking, it's not impossible. It is not impossible.

And, to be honest, it's just because

And, uh, it's the end of the season, so...

And, um... Or, you know, we can meet again tonight? Same time, same place?

And, unfortunately, we got those rules. You gotta stay, so...

And, what, you got invisibility power too?

And, wow, look at those pearly whites gleam.

And, you know, I've always liked girls that were a bit too much.

And, you know, what, I did write Charlie. He knows exactly where I am.

And?

Another four bagger from the Peaches' star slugger.

Another play by the dynamic duo, De Luca and Gill.

Any of you seen Esti anywhere?

Any time.

Anything for a fan.

Anything, something.

Anyway, if everything at the revival goes straight,

Anyway, tomorrow is your first game against the South Bend Blue Sox.

Anyway, uh, what did you wanna talk about?

Anyway...

Anyways, Guy doesn't even need to leave the house.

Anyways, I know you gotta get ready,

Apparently, he thinks the Blue Sox and the Comets have it locked up.

Are actually in the bar right now.

Are people losin' limbs here? 'Cause I can't afford that.

Are the first champions

Are the original Rockford Peaches.

Are there 20 more people coming that I don't know about?

Are they paying you, Lieutenant Victory? 'Cause if they're not...

Are they scared? Are they thinking about their girlfriend?

Are we allowed to do that?

Are you a friend of Dorothy?

Are you all placing your bets?

Are you aware that you're doing a voice right now?

Are you cold?

Are you even sure she can play?

Are you gonna come with me to California?

Are you gonna kick her out or not?

Are you gonna stare at me the whole way?

Are you kidding me?

Are you not even a little bit happy?

Are you okay?

Are you ready this time?

Are you saying that your husband

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

Are you sure about this?

Are you sure this a good idea? You just met him.

Are you talking to yourself again?

Are you telling me that you're gonna leave your husband

Are you trying to get in my head?

Are you trying to start World War III?

Are you two angling to work with liquid metal now?

Are you?

Aren't we gonna change anything for the next game?

Aren't you supposed to be happy for me?

As always, I'll be giving you the play by play.

As Carson Shaw cruises into second with a double.

As Greta Gill strides to the plate.

As I stand here looking at all of you,

As in steps Josh Gibson, the homerun king.

As long as I don't end up like Bertie, right?

As long as it takes.

As much I'd be fine with you marrying Gary

As they are right now in this moment.

As they pull it out in dramatic fashion,

Ask Dove to rest you. Just for a little.

Asking them, please, give them their moment.

At first, we were really careful.

At least I'm honest with myself.

At least she wasn't pretending.

At least some things are back to normal.

At least someone's getting their oil changed. [sobbing]

At least we don't have to pretend you not mad no more.

At least we know that Jo's okay. Right?

At least, not a real one.

At the market. You okay?

Aunt Bee had a big heart,

Aunt... You're my Aunt Bertie?

Auntie Em was so good to me.

Autonomy.

Aw, come on, Shaw. I need a wall back there.

Aw. [chuckles]

Aw. Don't cry, sugar plum.

Babe... Babe Ruth?

Babit checks Gill for the pickoff, and the pitch!

Baker and Marshall thought we were done.

Baker choco candy bars are not scientifically proven

Ball, meet the Rockford Peaches.

Baseball all you think about?

Be careful not to actually fall into this...

Be careful!

Be careful.

Be the boot.

Because Baker's threatening to pull the plug on us. Isn't that right, Shaw?

Because guess what? Surprise, surprise, I'm in charge.

Because I am not going to let you board this train.

Because I didn't play long enough to have any other story.

Because I knew that with that freedom I could finally escape.

Because I knew you'd get upset.

Because I was thinking it's time for me to be starting catcher.

Because I...

Because if our men are gonna risk their lives abroad,

Because it is.

Because Max's been holdin' in her rage for a while now,

Because people respect power.

Because saying it loud means we don't have to be scared of it.

Because she cares about me... unlike you.

Because she said she wasn't a real girl.

Because she will fire me for that.

Because that's what I wanted it to be for you.

Because the thing is, I might be a huge movie star by then.

Because then Greta and Jo'll be together,

Because there is just...

Because they've been here for generations.

Because we're still in the championship, Peaches. Okay?

Because you always want something.

Because you know Miss Toni's gonna notice you sneaking out.

Because you know, those doctors probably won't even treat him, so...

Because you were so happy after the crab and the party.

Because you're not breathing.

Because you're still acting like a child

Because you're twice... Ten times the player that I am.

Because you've spent a lifetime letting people walk all over you.

Because your mama still hasn't seen your hair,

Been out. With some other friends.

Before game one. Look like truck drivers.

Before the game, get an autograph from...

Before we have to take the train back to our devastating lives?

Before you know it, you won't be able to sleep, you'll start feeling sick,

Being here has really got me straight.

Being it?

Benjamin charges the ball and almost goes down.

Benjamin's going all the way!

Bertie! We got company. Come on in.

Bertie. I walked up to him. Yes, I did.

Best friend in the paper.

Best thank me, Mr. Jay.

Better luck next time to the Peaches.

Bev said to be the boot.

Beverly told you.

Beverly, Jo is our friend. They can't just do this!

Beverly's.

Big C, my ass! Now take your comics and scram.

Big fan, yeah. Let me show you around.

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned, but please let me kick ass tomorrow.

Boom!

Both of us.

Both runners advance.

Bottom of the ninth. Two on, two out.

Bottom of the third and no runs yet in this game.

Boy, she may have caught the Comets napping.

Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in the game.

Bring me home, Shaw!

Buffalo. Buffalo.

Bullet Rogan.

Busy and blessed.

But a lot of me isn't.

But a real nice guy, that I put his picture inside my brassiere,

But also, a couple weeks ago, you fell asleep in my room with Greta, rookie.

But better? How much better?

But don't tell anyone else what you find out, okay?

But fine, you got on the team though.

But first, I wanna find your loose lipped husband.

But God did.

But good news bad news, you're coming with me.

But he can't hit a curveball to save his life. You ain't hear it from me.

But he is inviting some of the other owners to our championships,

But he's sweet, and doesn't think I'm weird, so... Yeah.

But her luck might be about to change

But here are the facts.

But I am so relieved that we are roommates.

But I can't come through your door?

But I do know that they're turning off left field when we're not at bat.

But I don't know what happened,

But I don't think I ever really felt one way or another about her.

But I don't think we need to practice more cutoffs.

But I don't want you to worry about me.

But I especially think you look perfect...

But I had to do that one more time before you left.

But I have read a lot of the Greek literature surrounding alcohol.

But I just kept thinking, "You can't, you're a married woman."

But I just realized I've actually never been alone in public before.

But I just wanted to give you a token of our appreciation.

But I just...

But I like an awful lot of what I was seeing today.

But I like it. It's good, being out.

But I promise I will work twice as hard as anyone here.

But I should help you, 'cause they get hot, hot, hot, like, danger.

But I think that Charlie really likes my hair long, so...

But I won't, because I had a night.

But I... [sighs] For this week, it does.

But I'd love to have someone like you in my office.

But I'm not gonna throw it all away just 'cause you're scared.

But I'm not stopping because...

But I'm the "fiery troublemaker"?

But I've always loved baseball more than anything.

But I've paid out of my own pocket to save the league from that humiliation.

But if y'all will excuse me, I gotta go play with my team.

But if you can't do that, then stop standing in our way.

But if you can't stop running away from everything you're scared of,

But if you tell her, she'll come running back.

But it seems there was an attachment to a woman here in town,

But it was the support system that I had.

But it was, by far, the best day of my life.

But it's not.

But it's still fresh in my mind.

But keep your eyes open.

But Lieutenant Victory, he has got this beautiful house

But like you said, you ain't never been on a team before.

But look at me. I don't have any crab,

But make sure you enjoy every minute of it, Max. All of it.

But Max... Max is more like you than me.

But maybe this is a good step...

But more, more perfect.

But my borin' ass has got a job. What you got?

But no one was talking about it.

But none of them are your best friend, okay?

But now my day's off too.

But on one condition.

But people don't talk about how dangerous it is.

But pizza...

But she can't.

But she doesn't show up until the second to last page.

But she hit it over the wall. They clearly won.

But she needs to go.

But somehow, it still finds a way to grow.

But still somehow, we grew.

But that does not mean they get to win.

But that's 'cause she hates ya ass.

But that's not an excuse. And I'm sorry.

But that's very chivalrous of you to worry about us being lost, sir.

But the Peaches are real, and we made them real.

But the question remains, will anyone come to watch?

But the thing is, I never wanna keep a man. Ever. Ever.

But then, then, I tasted his pork.

But there's a lot of anxiety in the room. Right?

But these diamond girls are still homemakers at heart,

But they don't.

But they were happy to rent us rooms here. Adventure, ladies!

But this place makes me feel old, it makes me feel alone.

But this time, I only touched one. I don't know what I was thinking.

But tomorrow, we're gonna get up,

But we've been here six years.

But what's a tank without screws?

But when it came time for her to help me learn how to ride that bike,

But wherever we go, it's always the same thing.

But with a runner on first and pitcher Lupe Garcia at the plate,

But with everything that's going on here...

But with her, it's...

But with speedster Esti on first,

But you are gonna have to take an oath of secrecy.

But you are standing in the presence of the six time winner

But you can make it up in ticket sales.

But you just kept pushing me.

But you know what a woman can do. A woman can beat your ass.

But you like him?

But you will be playing in them also.

But you, you were the one that was saying,

But you're different. You are... You are...

But you've had three months and haven't learned

But, anyhoos, guess she'll show up. Kids, huh?

But, for what it's worth,

But, I mean, it's just a tryout, it's just a tryout,

But, I mean, when you think about it,

But, listen, I was thinking about it.

But, look, I still caught a whiff.

But, no way, okay? I'm gonna talk their ear off,

But, no, it's just always been naturally this thick ever since I was a baby.

But, no, you just up and left.

But, obviously, you picked up a baseball again and I knew you would.

But, uh...

But, um, you know, what I gotta do to get you back to yourself...

But, wait, you're still gonna be looking for someone to actually take over for Dove, right?

But, yeah, I think he wants what's best for me.

But, yeah, of course. I can...

But, you know what, we don't have a pen.

But, you know what, we're actually not hiring, though.

But, you know, that's fine. [sniffles]

But, you know, we have a pedigree to hold up here.

But...

But...

But...

But... I trust you.

By who? I'll call Mr. Marshall right now!

Bye bye, Blue Sox!

Bye, Jo.

Bye!

Bye.

Cabelle crosses the plate and Gill struts her way home.

Cabelle is running. Can she make it?

Caliente!

California.

Call you "Red's Righteous Beauties." Or, uh, "Strikeout Sisters."

Calm down! Calm down!

Came this close to signing with the Phillies.

Camp Grande.

Can Gonzalez beat the throw? Yes!

Can I borrow you for a second?

Can I get your autograph?

Can I go get my comic book now

Can I help you with anything?

Can I stay here for a li'l while?

Can I? These women's arms are gigantic.

Can she get them out of this and get that elusive first win?

Can the Peaches hold the Sox and take the series?

Can the Peaches rally and get back in this game?

Can the Peaches ride their streak all the way?

Can the team help her?

Can they do it again?

Can we focus on the fucking game, please?

Can we just... Can we stop, please?

Can we please stop... [coughs]

Can you at least pretend you're in pain?

Can you lift 50 pounds? Are you willing to get the shit burnt out of your hand?

Can you please just leave me alone?

Can you tell me that? No. I've been through this.

Can't believe I said that, outside of my own head.

Can't believe she had you convinced she was having a sexual relationship with Dove.

Can't wait.

Can't you just be happy for me?

Canada?

Carson from the farm with the hubby at war?

Carson Shaw.

Carson, Carson!

Carson, look around.

Carson, please tell me that you're not eating canned fish.

Carson, she got her face bashed in by the police. She can barely walk.

Carson, we only have a 1 in 18 chance.

Carson, why would you say that?

Carson, your eyes are doing the cloudy thing.

Carson! Get up.

Carson?

Carson?

Carson? Beers.

Carson? Carson?

Carson? Phone, it's your husband! Hurry!

Carson.

Carson. Carson, wake up!

Carson'll go.

Carson's got a hot bat too.

Ch...

Chapman has a chance to end the game and give the All Stars a win

Chapman! Chapman!

Chapman's got the special sauce and the fire today.

Charlie wrote to you. His return is delayed.

Charlie, I need to finish what I started,

Charlie, I...

Charlie, I'm so sorry again. I know that it's your first night back

Charlie, we lost the first two games.

Charlie?

Charlie. [laughing]

Charlie. About the letter, I'm so sorry.

Check this out.

Cheryl, does Clance know you're answering the phone like that?

Cheryl, we gonna let you know. Okay?

Chew your food, Maxine.

Child? As in, as in a child? Is that...

Choke on this, asshole.

Christ's sake.

Clance, baby, you okay?

Clance, can we have minute?

Clance, I just got my uniform.

Clance, you can't carry them crabs by yourself!

Clance, you need a roommate.

Clance! Clance, he quit. This is it. This is my shot.

Clance! I'm so sorry about Guy. I've heard terrible things,

Clance! Uh, I'm in Rice Lake, Minnesota.

Clance.

Clance. I messed it up, I messed it up so bad.

Clance...

Clearly Lady Luck is on our side.

Clickety clack.

Coach isn't happy.

Coach just wants to... He's gonna work with me first till I start my first game.

Coach Porter requires a few days to tend to a personal matter.

Coach Vance said I need a job to get on the team.

Come and join me out by the banister.

Come here.

Come here.

Come on now. We're not asking for details.

Come on, bring it around. Bring it around. Bring it in.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on, come on. She's going to two.

Come on, come on.

Come on, Dove, please.

Come on, Garcia. What're you doing? Hmm?