Gnomeo & Juliet Edit

A Blue! A Blue!

A cheat! A cheat! That's what you are!

A cheat! A cheat! That's what you are!

A Cupid's Arrow orchid!

A gnome for a gnome!

A hat for a hat!

A love triangle! ...which I call "foxbutt."

A Red.

A small token of my affection.

Aah!

Aah! Juliet!

Adios, loser!

Aflower that will put that Blue garden to shame, just across the alley.

Ah, Miss Montague, out you come to ruin my day.

Ah! I wish that we could all come back and do this tomorrow.

Ah! This is one of your little jokes!

Ah.

Ah. Right. What do we got here?

All alone by yourself, no one for to talk at?

All I wanted to say was "good luck."

All right, all right. No one would ever say I don't know when I'm not wanted.

All right, boy.

All right. Thanks.

All right. We've got to avenge Gnomeo. Here's what we're going to do. Now...

All this for some daffy flower.

Although, ironically, it grows better in a clay soil. It's weird.

And as leader of this garden, it's up to me to...

And because I'm red, I'm feeling blue.

And his, uh...

And I'm gonna need you to cover, Nanette.

And I'm pink! Who cares?!

And if I ever get my hands on a Blue, he'll be sleeping with the fishes!

And me a Blue. No way.

And more than anything, no cheating!

And Nanette? And the Red garden?

And now we are going to tell it again. But different.

And now, the whole thing is my fault.

And payback is going to be fun.

And revenge!

And then one day when you die, you'll be all...

And then Tybalt, who's a right piece of work by the way,

And where is this well everyone is falling into?

And you! I never knew you were such a devil!

And, uh... I promise,

And... And I'm not afraid to use it!

Anyway, I got to ask.

Are better than any Red!

Are we really doomed, Gnomeo, to never see each other again?

Are you crazy?

Are you losing the war in your garden?

Are you mad?

Attack!

Aw, come on, Juliet. It's not as bad as all that.

Because nobody likes him.

Benny, give me the paint. Benny?

Benny!

Benny! Benny, wait!

Benny! Come on. Let's go give those Reds another lesson on how it's done.

Benny! Listen, mate, I can explain.

Benny.

Blue.

Bravo! Bravo! Author! Author!

But here? Here, we're a matching pair.

But I know I can be a bit... much.

But I'm gonna, because I wanna. And here they are:

But if you want it, come and get it.

But my point was, surely, it's a bit rude to leave me on a first date.

But you... you can.

But your mouth is getting even bigger than your hat!

But, you know, we still gotta do something about these weeds.

By the way, thanks for finding my leg, and setting me free. I love you!

Call me.

Can it?

Can't he just?

Can't we all just laugh about this? I know your little mushroom dude can.

Careful there. You're going to chip something. What's eating you?

Check out the power on this beauty.

Chocolates in stranger, chocolates in stranger, chocolates in stranger...

Come back, Featherstone. I'm sorry.

Come on, boys. I've got to get back to Juliet and save her!

Come on, come on, come on!

Come on, guys! Let us have some fun!

Come on, let's go!

Come on, pass it!

Come on!

Come on!

Could it?

Counter counterattack!

Counterattack!

Crashed a trowel through Benny's hat.

Damage.

Damn, Spot! Over here, boy!

Dear lady, you are insane in the brain!

Definitely not.

Delicate? Hmm! I'll show him who's delicate.

Destroyed my love, and...

Destruction in progress.

Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?

Do it, Benny. Do anything it takes!

Do you know what it's like to be trapped for 20 years?

Do you think anyone heard that?

Do you want to get smashed?

Does he have a nice rotund belly?

Don't worry, Mum. I'll make it up to you.

Don't you see? When will you realize you're delicate?

Doomed. Dead. Doomed. Dead. Doomed. Dead.

Ducking up and down All these crazy sights and sounds

Edging, trimming, planting, pruning. Consider it all done.

Equipped for what?

Especially having such great new friends. Like you, and...

Even though you thought it was a lover of chalk. Weird.

Every last one of them!

Every last one?

Ew.

Exeunt omnes, the end, curtain! Standing ovation!

Exiled. Stuck up here on your head, far away from Juliet.

Extraordinary.

Featherstone!

Find him!

Find me. You kidding? "Stealth" is my middle name.

Find their weak spots.

Five, four, three,

From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,

Gentlemen, I suggest we put our heads together. Charge!

Get back together? Um... No, not exactly.

Get him! Come on! Come on!

Get his girlfriend? "Girlfriend"?

Give us a turn.

Gnomeo smashed Tybalt!

Gnomeo, no!

Gnomeo!

Gnomeo!

Gnomeo!

Gnomeo! Gnomeo!

Gnomeo! Gnomeo!

Gnomeo! Gnomeo! Gnomeo!

Gnomeo! Gnomeo! Gnomeo!

Gnomeo?

Gnomeo.

Gnomeo.

Go find Gnomeo.

Go on. Make a wish and then blow on it.

Go out there and show them we Blues

Go!

Go.

Good boy!

Good night, sweet prince, and flights of angels...

Grass dominating piece of hardware the world has ever seen!

Guess we're done with the whispering thing then.

He finds her, thinks her dead, takes his own life.

He hasn't stopped, yakety yakety yak!

He sniffed you out. And he doesn't have a nose. I checked.

He's been going on and on and on since the alley.

He's gone.

Hello!

Here it is. Gypsophila. Lovely.

Here. That is cute.

Hey there, Juliet.

Hey, Shroom. What's up, button head?

Hey, what's this? A gnome?

Hey! Come on out and fight like a gnome!

Hey! I got one!

His hat is, um...

Hiya, Dad! You won't believe what I found!

Hmm!

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm...

Hola! My fellow funsters are back already.

Hold on.

How could this have happened? Where were you?

How did you find me? Shroom!

How do you think that looks? Just a toilet, in the middle of a yard,

How much less?

How romantically tragic.

How? How?

How?! Redbrick and his hoodlums have destroyed

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Oh! Whoa!

Huh.

I am not illiterate! My parents were married!

I be right back!

I can do 11:45.

I can't just stay tucked away on this pedestal all my life.

I couldn't do nothing about it.

I don't have hair! He'll know it's a lie!

I don't know about you, but...

I don't know, I think I'm going to have to keep ahold of this one.

I don't know. Aweed by any other name is still a weed.

I don't know. Um... I came here to...

I going with you. I go. But what this has to do with Gnomeo, I don't know.

I got one! I got one!

I got one! I got one!

I got one.

I got one.

I got one.

I guess this isn't the best time to talk.

I have a loaded st... uh, weapon!

I just never imagined that I could fall for a Red.

I know I'm scared.

I know! I know!

I may not be a smart bird, but I know what love is.

I mean, what's in a gnome? Because you're blue, my father sees red,

I need details! And go slowly!

I never thought even you'd stoop to such levels!

I saw a squirrel, and he... he dropped his nuts.

I saw it myself.

I suppose that he could've made it back in time

I think that you two are on a date.

I think this ending is much better.

I think you'll find this does, actually, belong to you.

I was just trying to keep her safe.

I was nowhere.

I was so livid that I attacked Tybalt and he ended up getting smashed,

I was...

I wish I could quit you.

I wish I could stay, but gotta fly.

I'd love to.

I'll only see... What do you mean...

I'll show you, you old sack of compost.

I'm going in.

I'm not delicate!

I'm sorry about your daughter.

I'm sorry about your son.

I'm too easy to see. I'm gonna need some kind of disguise.

I'm trying!

I'm, um... Well, I could ask you the same question, Tybalt.

I've been ruminating about our little discussion yesterday.

I've got a confession to make. I've never actually driven a mower.

I've lost your mother. I am not going to lose you.

I've never seen Lord Redbrick so riled up.

I've told you before, no music in the grotto after 10:00.

If Dad finds you, he'll bury you under the patio!

If my dad asks, just tell him I'm washing my hair.

Illiterate.

In fair Verona...

In your dreams, you daft old cabbage!

Is going to require maximum stealth.

Is it Spider Man?

Is over.

Is that your big move on a second date?

It does?

It has settings for edging, trimming, mulching,

It is my own hybrid of foxglove and buttercup...

It just can't be.

It turns out it likes clay soil,

It was a... um...

It was great, but then my best mate Benny found out,

It won't turn off!

It's a 1950s MacAllister Ranger.

It's a happy gnome face. Now, come here. Come on!

It's a weapon of grass destruction!

It's about two star crossed lovers kept apart by a big feud.

It's doomed. Dead.

It's just I... Well, I thought no one lived here.

It's kind of hard with a beak, huh?

It's me, too!

It's no use.

It's OK! I'm OK!

It's one word, and it starts with, um, "Spider."

It's the most ruthless, 500 horsepower,

It's unnecessarily powerful! Now with 75 percent more power!

Juliet, be reasonable! I didn't have a choice after "Incident Wisteria."

Juliet, do you realize what this is?

Juliet, no, wait! I... I...

Juliet, wait.

Juliet, what's with the...?

Juliet, will you stay here and build a garden with me?

Juliet!

Juliet!

Juliet.

Juliet. You're not allowed off your pedestal.

Juliet's in danger?!

Just get this out into the alley! I'll catch up with you.

Just go. Please go. ...just came here to say I...

Kind of tires you out, huh? I go to sit down now.

Lady Bluebury.

Let me tell you something about you Reds.

Let's get you home, now.

Let's play a game. I'm thinking of a movie.

Let's take this baby out into the alley.

Little Mustafa? Little Richard? What?!

Look at that baby, huh? Watch me now!

Look at that! It's a definite improvement. Fantastic penmanship, too.

Look! It's kind of like snowing, but it's not.

Lord Redbrick, I've been having problems with my...

Lots and lots of damage.

Lovely to meet you... in the 30 seconds before you're discovered and killed.

Make them rue the day they destroyed my son!

May he rest in pieces.

Meow!

Meow.

Meow.

Mess with our garden, will you?

Move it!

Move!

Mum! Have you ever seen our beautiful, beautiful garden from this angle?

My dad can really pick them.

My dear boy, this is a tragedy.

My son! It can't be.

My whole life, my mum raised me to hate you guys, you Reds.

My, that's a hideous cardigan, Mr. Capulet. It suits you.

Nanette, where's Gnomeo? Is he gone?

Never go back? But what about my dad?

Nice greenhouse, eh?

Nice junk in the trunk. Now, go get your flower.

No biting, no scratching, no kicking, no burping,

No cheating? Hey, that's not fair!

No one knows how this feud started, but it's all quite entertaining.

No rassling, no heeing, no hawing,

No slurping, no cussing, no squalling,

No, I don't get it.

No, I mean, you know, I've got my dark side, sure.

No, I... I, um, certainly haven't seen him. I haven't seen him at all.

No, it's fine. I mean, it's just as pondy as ever.

No, little mushroom, he was smashed.

No, no!

No, no. I was going to say, don't hold back. Let her rip.

No, not Gnomeo.

No, not now, Shroom!

No, really, I'm stuck.

No, that's not it. Juliet's in danger!

No, this way!

No, you're a natural.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! No, it shouldn't! I couldn't have said it better myself!

No! No!

No! Paris!

No! Quick! Turn it off!

No? Little John?

No.

No.

No.

Not recommended for residential use, brother.

Not soon enough.

Nothing but daisies here.

Now get her on her pedestal and keep her there!

Now, back where you belong.

Now, I'm not a man who is wounded up easily!

O Gnomeo, Gnomeo,

Oh, and by the way, kindly stop stealing my underwear.

Oh, baby, you know, I getting into this now. See, the trick is to go like...

Oh, blimey!

Oh, dear.

Oh, Gnomeo. No...

Oh, good.

Oh, great.

Oh, here it comes. I'm too delicate, right?

Oh, how you remind me of him.

Oh, my giddy aunt. Did you just hear all of that? What are you doing here?

Oh, my gosh! What is that thing over there?

Oh, my sweet little flower boy. Why would anyone ever pick on you?

Oh, my.

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, no. He's a Blue. Not a Blue.

Oh, no. Nanette was right. We're doomed!

Oh, no. Oh, no!

Oh, no... gone.

Oh, those Blues are at it again.

Oh, well, let's go fishing.

Oh, well, that's good because I just came to get that orchid.

Oh, yes. Especially the wisteria.

Oh, you're good. OK.

Oh, you're just as impulsivated as your mother was. Bless her to bits.

Oh!

Oh! Flipping, flaming Nora!

Oh! I don't like what you're incinerating.

Oh! Indeed! Yes, there are remarkable similarities.

Oh! Juliet!

Oh! Juliet! This is fantastic!

Oh! Look at that!

Oh! My poor, poor boy.

Oh! Not the Kitten Clipper! Oh, no.

Oh! Please, please, my friends. Tell me something I don't already know.

Oh! Ruddy purse.

Oh! Someone do something.

Oh! Thank you.

Oh! Who thinks I should order

Oh?

Oh.

Oh. At any rate, that shouldn't be the thing to keep us apart, should it?

Oh. Ateapot fell down the well.

Oh. How could she do this to Tybalt's wishing well?

Oh. That wall.

Oh. Which is why I wanted to say...

Oh. Wow.

Oh...

Oh...

OK, boys, y'all know the rules, and I don't need to repeat them.

OK, bye bye then. Off you go. Thanks for popping by.

OK, I have another one. Two words. The first word is "Spider Man."

OK, OK, whatever you say. I'll be quick.

OK, whatever you are, come out slowly!

OK, who's cheating?

OK.

OK. OK! Little mushroom dude, I'm coming.

One word!

Ooh!

Ooh! A new outfit! I'm on it.

Ooh! Hello.

Ooh! That felt good.

Ooh! This is good!

Ooh! You look like a fun gi.

Ooh.

Or pigeons or sparrows or whatever.

Or purple like, um... like, uh... like some weird guy?

Our fault.

Out! Out!

Outrage! Infamy!

Ow!

Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Pick... that one! Please, please, pick that one!

Pity!

Plastic.

Psst!

Psst! Psst! Bunnies! Fall in.

Ready?

Red. I hate the word.

Revenge!

Right.

Right. Got it!

Right. I'm sorry.

Right. Mess with me, will you, Capulet?

Right. Well, it's been terribly nice speaking with you.

Run for it! Now!

Run, Gnomeo! Run!

She feigns her death.

She wakes, finds him dead, takes her life, both dead.

She's definitely not delicate.

She's empty. Bingo.

She's going to blow! Get back! Get back!

She's on the Worldy Widey Web.

She's smooching the face off a Blue!

Shh!

Shh! Now, just keep quiet.

Shh! Please shush, Nanette. Just zip it.

Shh! Shh!

Show him! Show him! Come on!

Shroom, all clear?

Shroom, do you see this face?

Shroom, let's go kick some grass.

Shroom! Shroom!

Shut up! You met a boy!

Smash him back!

Smash him back!

So it's a doomed love, and that's the best kind.

So Juliet and me, we decided that we'd carry on in spite of the feud.

So, Little Timmy has fallen down the well?

So, this could never work.

So, uh... can I see you again tomorrow?

So, what are we going to do?

So, where is the oh so important, life changing orchid?

So, you boys fancy a little bit of fun?

So, you must be Gnomeo.

Someone to look after you. Who'll keep you safe.

Sorry, but we didn't think anybody lived here.

Spider Man 2?

Stay. Stay!

Stop! Stop that!

Stubborn girl.

Such a big hat for such a small gnome.

Sucker!

Swim away. Be free.

Ta da!

Ta da!

Take care! I'll tell your dad you're doing your hair!

Target locked.

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,

Terrafirminator will not inhibit grass from growing.

Terrafirminator!

Terrafirminator!

Terrafirminator!

Terrafirminator!

Thank you!

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thanks, Mum.

Thanks, Nanette.

Thanks!

That frog was right. Parting is such sweet sorrow.

That one!

That tree was your father's pride and joy.

That's a bit in your face.

That's a killer, man. Yeah, no. You're looking cool. Yeah.

That's what he said, but she was dead before he got home!

The best new lawn mower money can buy?

The gardening gloves are off then, are they?

The greatest! The greatest by far!

The most beautiful thing we Blues have.

The proper word is "insinuating."

The Red garden? No one's ever been in there!

The story you are about to see has been told before. A lot.

Then I'd say it's about time someone did.

Then it's perfect.

Then what are we going to do?

Then what are we going to do?

Then you get them all with one. You don't have to...

There's been enough smashing for one day!

There's nobody here.

They... don't. I mean, I don't. This isn't my garden.

They're not weeds. Those dandelions are wishes.

This feud business is none of your concern.

This feud...

This is great! I love going commando!

This is more my speed.

This is not over. Not by a long shot.

This mission into Red garden territory

This one's for Gnomeo!

Those blasted Reds! Come on, Gnomeo! We'll make them pay!

To avert disaster, but I like the whole death part better.

Told you so.

Told you so.

Top of the morning, Lord Redbrick!

Trust me. Nobody is going to pay you any attention in that.

Try black.

Two, one!

Tybalt can't be with us anymore.

Tybalt, go! Tybalt, go!

Tybalt, go! Tybalt, go! Tybalt, go!

Tybalt, go! Tybalt, go! Tybalt, go!

Tybalt!

Tybalt!

Tybalt! The wall!

Tybalt! You just crossed the line!

Tybalt?

Tybalt. Tybalt?

Uh, I am a Red, after all.

Uh... He sounds awful.

Uh... Maybe a tad less fluorescent pink?

Uh... Ooh. Um...

Uh... The nozzle jammed. Let's go.

Uh... uh... Never better.

Um...

Um... Um...

Unfortunately, before we begin, there is a rather long, boring prologue,

Unleash the dogs of war!

Us Reds?

Wait, Featherstone. Hey...

We have to find Gnomeo. Let's split up.

We raised her from a seedling.

We'll see about that!

We're going to have a smashing time.

We're looking for a blue gnome. Yeah, he's an ugly little fellow.

We've been attacked, by a Blue!

Well now, it really is quite good.

Well, a Red and a Blue, it just can't be.

Well, Benny, I didn't think it was possible,

Well, brother, maybe it's time for a secret weapon!

Well, brother, maybe it's time for a secret weapon.

Well, I don't know, I just wanted to see you again.

Well, I grabbed it first. Possession is nine tenths of the law.

Well, if he won't come out, I guess we'll just have to go in.

Well, let's call it sturdy.

Well, lucky you. Come on. Let's get inside.

Well, my dad, he's a little overprotective.

Well, OK, but no mucking about, especially not tonight.

Well, should we?

Well, well, well. If it isn't little Big Hat Benny!

Well, you won't get much stealthier than this.

What a name. It's a great name. Goes with your... eyes.

What are you chatting about "once," I'll only see him once?

What are you doing out in the alley?

What are you doing?!

What did you say?! They both die?!

What do you think, Lady B? This baby is fully equipped.

What does it mean? It means "lover of chalk."

What exactly do you mean?

What happens? Do they get back together then?

What if we never went back?

What is it, boy?

What is the meaning of all this constipation?

What kind of an ending is that?

What?

What?

What? But I saw it first, so why don't you just hand it over.

What? No. Well, maybe, sort of. Um...

What? What are you trying to say?

What? You want I still should follow you some more. OK, fine.

What... What orchid?

Where are you going? Stop! No! Obviously, do whatever you want.

Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.

Where we lay our scene,

Which I will read to you now.

Which wasn't my fault, and I was chased out.

Who's your gnomey now?

Whoa whoa whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Don't drop it!

Whoa.

Whoo hoo hoo!

Whoo hoo!

Whoo!

Why are you bringing her to a dumpy place like this?

Why couldn't it be red like my father, or... or green like a leprechaun?

Why must you wear a blue hat?

Why would anyone do this to Tybalt?

Why, of all things, did she have to be a Red?

Winston! Throw us the ball!

With nothing growing out of it.

Wizened old hag.

Would you like a complete destruction now?

Wow!

Wow!

Wow! That was quick!

Yeah, I knew I could count on you, you little button head!

Yeah, mate. It looks like your sister.

Yeah, we shouldn't be here. We'll be going.

Yeah, you're telling me, mate. It's rubbish!

Yeah!

Yeah! The finish line!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes, all right. Thank you, Nanette.

Yes, nuts, the size of... boulders!

Yes!

Yes. It's the only way I'll ever be taken seriously around here.

Yes. Yes, I did.

Yes. Yes, of course. Why?

You cannot ever pull the wools over these beady eyes. Ho ho!

You crumbly old codger.

You don't think I'm going to fall for that old trick, do you? What wall?

You haven't seen him, have you?

You know he's going to ditch you when he finds out how much you weigh.

You know this is crazy, right?

You know, I suppose in a certain light,

You know, I think that crazy pink plastic bird might be right.

You know, other people's hate

You know, sometime I get a little overexcited.

You left me no choice, Juliet.

You might say it looks sort of... blue.

You saying Gnomeo fell down the well?

You see, I'm not exactly terrific company, am I?

You see, the truth is, over there, we're enemies.

You think you got it down, and then, bam, you do some reading,

You wine them, dine them, and then spray them with weedkiller?

You wouldn't attack an unarmed gnome, would you?

You! Wrecking my mower!

You'll never see him again.

You're alive!

You're looking really cool. You're looking good.

You're probably wondering what I'm doing on the roof of your greenhouse.

You're the greatest, boss. The greatest by far.

You've got to admit, it is original.

Your father planted her.

Your lawn will be afraid to grow!

Your love is doomed. Your love is dead.

Your love is doomed. Your love is dead.

Your secret is safe with me.

Your story, it does put me in mind of another.

Your tulips are looking a little limp this year, aren't they?

Your what?

Yuck!

Zip.

"First date"? Yeah.

"Rubbish"? Gotta be a better ending than that!

# Hello # Hello

# Hello, hello # Hello, hello

# Hello, hello # Hello, hello

# Hello, hello # Hello, hello

# Hello, hello # Hello, hello

# Someone's out there to say hello # Hello

Abort, abort the mission! What, what happened?

Are you losing the war in your garden? Never!

Benny! Benny! Oh!

Big and pointy? And...

Bring it on. Terrafirminator!

But I was just... What you need is compan man ship.

Catch! What?

Come with me. OK.

Date? No! No. Date? No! No.

Do something! The button's stuck! Come on.

Do you mind? Just leave us alone!

Do you think I scared him? Oh, definitely.

Excuse me, a little help here. My dad's coming.

Featherstone! Featherstone!

Fire! Incoming!

Flower boy won't come out! What's he gonna do?

Gnomeo! Done.

Gnomeo! Mum!

Gnomeo! Gnomeo! Gnomeo! On your marks! Get set!

Gnomeo! It's your mum! Huh? Oh, no!

Go. I'm not going anywhere.

Good afternoon, witch. Nitwit!

Got a scratch, right here. And his name's Gnomeo.

Hang on! Whoa!

He's a Blue! And she's a Red!

He's come to pay you a visitation. Dad!

Hey, Benny. See you on the other side! Gnomeo! No!

Hey, try this. Thanks.

Hey! # My, my, my, what have we here?

How's it going with you, baby? Oh, I'm fine, baby. How are you?

Huh? Huh?

I can do 11:45. Done.

I can't go. I know how you feel.

I know. I know. My chores. Gnomeo...

I thought, what does a boyfriend... "Boyfriend"?

I wanted to say... Done, done. It's done like I did it.

I'll only see him once? Doomed!

Is he totally gorgeous? Totally.

Is it? It's doomed.

Is that you? Yeah. Yeah, it's me.

It clears! Clears!

It digs! Digs!

It mows! Mows!

It's not ideal. But I...

Juliet? There you are. Hi, Dad.

Let's start her up! Yeah! OK.

Mortal enemies here. Yeah, don't you see it?

Mum! Gnomeo!

No, my hair! Got it! I'm washing your hair!

No, no... That one! Oh! What's this?

No! He didn't do it! Juliet!

Noon? Not soon enough.

Not dating. Fighting. Fighting to the death.

Not here. Not here either.

Oh, dear. Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Oh, no, no, no! Yee haw!