Sherlock Gnomes Edit

A button? Really?

A clock is a terribly offensive gift in Chinese culture.

A Cupid's Arrow Orchid. Our flower.

A desperate act that predictably backfired.

A gracious gift.

A ha!

A ha! Do you see, Watson? Moriarty has left his calling card...

A letter! You ended our engagement in a letter.

A man doesn't make you strong.

A partner who takes you for granted. Can't think of what that's like.

A skinny triple shot soy latte, extra dry.

A whole garden?

Absolutely, definitely. Positively. Piece of cake.

After you save the day, you come back and tell me all about it.

Again!

Ah, fear not. I am not just a master of deduction.

Ah, yes. Not good. Would you take care of them so we can save the gnomes?

Ah. Well, that's less good, isn't it?

Alas, cursed am I! Transformed into a frog.

All ahead full, Watson.

All gone! The list goes on.

All my friends. The whole garden. They've disappeared. They're all gone!

All part of Moriarty's game.

All pedestrians behind the barriers.

All right, Barbara, time for bed.

All right, I'm in.

All right, lads, let's do this.

All right, mate? Let's go liberate a flower!

All right, smart guy, what's your plan?

All right, type in "Cupid's Arrow Orchid".

All right.

All right.

All right. I'll give you what you want.

All those gnomes are depending on us.

And Barry is just the tip of the iceberg.

And beating Sherlock became his obsession.

And challenge us to find them within 24 hours or he'd smash them.

And Dr. Ooh! Oof!

And he doesn't treat me like an assistant. He treats me like I'm...

And he never will. With Sherlock, work always comes first.

And I guess this is the end of our little story, Sherlock.

And I promise to treat my partner a lot better.

And I'm gonna show this garden who's boss. [shouts]

And I'm here to get you out.

And I'm not leaving here without it.

And if you asked him to choose between me and work, or anything really...

And living outdoors must be awful!

And looks like there's a massive blue line on the ground you can follow.

And Moriarty was the most evil of the lot.

And now we have a rat problem, thanks to these meddlesome amateurs.

And now you and I are finished.

And now, after months of silence,

And our star crossed lovers,

And ours will be the best ever.

And protected by limestone gargoyles.

And second?

And seconds away from being smashed!

And she was hanging on to your every word.

And sworn protector of London's garden gnomes.

And the squadron code "NV" said quickly form the word "envy,"

And there it is.

And this is why you don't make the gloating phone call

And Watson just got smashed. Why aren't you sad or angry?

And we will keep playing this little game, Sherlock,

And whatever you do, don't...

And when your warship arrives,

And you get to do all the creeping and the kidnapping and fun stuff?

And you just spray painted a cartoon cat all over it!

And you lose.

And you won. You beat me.

And, in this very park, that very hound bit me!

And, uh, don't call me Tiny D.

Another backyard of gnomes to rescue.

Ant colony, thriving.

Anyway, Moriarty always left us a clue, his calling card.

Apparently gnomes were going missing. These guys got worried about us.

Are you ? Is he even listening to me? He's not. Look.

Are you insane? You cannot provoke Irene like that.

Are you okay?

Are you serious? You're seriously choosing him over me?

Are you with me or not?

As for the sound you heard...

As if!

As in "green with envy".

As soon as the garden blooms in the spring...

As soon as this case is over, I must retrieve Watson's map.

As such, I'm afraid I must ask you all to leave.

Awkward.

Be brave, my love. Be brave!

Because I know me. We are the same.

Because our Sherlock is a [grunts]

Because we used to be a team.

Because you ducked. The very reason you're wearing padding is so I can kick you.

Because you're standing in it.

Because you're the sworn protector of London's garden gnomes.

Benny 101 dash brackets the Benlord closed brackets exclamation mark

Benny, can you

Benny! What's going on?

Bloomin' heck! There's still people on the bridge.

Boss says it's time for their big surprise.

Bunnies, give me a beat.

But despite them, he is a brilliant detective.

But I did plot your destruction with the help of my friends here.

But I knew you'd miss that. Because it had to do with me.

But I've always been a lucky pie, and that was my luckiest day ever.

But I've let mine down. And now I need to make it right.

But if you insist on meddling, perhaps you could supplement Watson's efforts.

But it might just be balloons!

But it's on the other side of the city. We're running out of time!

But it's the little touches that make a plan really evil, you know?

But only on two conditions. First...

But over time, you stopped respecting me.

But the right partner can make you stronger.

But there's no way to get up there.

But this isn't the girl you love. It's just me! Me!

But this time I really don't understand.

But this was the only way to get through to Sherlock.

But we saw you fall! We saw you get smashed!

But why?

But you are not the one who offended the Empress, Sherlock is.

But you may.

But you're actually...

But your case can wait. It's showtime.

But your new garden duties were too much for a young couple to handle.

But... that's impossible.

Bye!

Can you be a lamb and get me a weapon? Something lethal but... oh, fun!

Can you guess what happens next? Here, I'll show you.

Can you pull up the shop's blueprints and show me the best entry points?

Capturing every single gnome in London.

Careful. The clue is stuck to a squeaky toy.

Cheese and crackers!

Choppity chop! We have an announcement.

Classic Moriarty.

Closed brackets exclamation mark smiley face emoji dollar sign dollar sign.

Come along, Miss Juliet.

Come here, pipsqueak!

Come here!

Come here.

Come on, bunnies! Let's party!

Come on, quickly now!

Come on, this way. Out, everybody.

Come on!

Come on! Bring your lanterns.

Come on! Give me a hand.

Come on. Miss Juliet, I've got it!

Come, Moriarty. Come dance with me.

Come, Sherlock. Come dance with me.

Commencing your 20:43 bridge lift.

Could that possibly be right?

Crushing the gnomes, making you the very instrument

Curious. A different pattern.

Cut the engines!

Cute. Hardly any facial hair at all.

Dance with me!

Directly towards a structure which is both on the water

Do you hear that?

Do you see what I'm doing? See? Do you see?

Don't be absurd. Of course you are.

Don't do this.

Don't just stand there! Get her!

Don't move. Ooh!

Don't worry, I'll get you out of here.

Don't worry. I'll get him back.

Don't you get it? He's waiting for you at the museum, he wants a rematch.

Dozens of gnomes are in danger,

Easy does it.

Eh? Oh, sorry, I wasn't listening. But I have got an idea.

Elementary, my dear Sherlock. Elementary.

Emotion is the enemy of logic.

Empress Pom Pom remembers you, Sherlock Gnomes.

Ever since we took over the garden,

Every time.

Everyone link arms and pull!

First time we met we was trying to get one of those. [chuckles]

Five, six, seven, eight!

Foam party!

Follow me.

For goodness sake, will you please just say something?

For its largest fireworks display ever...

For the planatus tree, or "plane tree," is the most common tree

For years, Moriarty terrorized the ornamental world...

Forget them! We can handle this ourselves.

Forgive me. I've never been the back end of a squirrel before.

Freedom!

Fudge buckets.

Funny you should say that. No.

Gently.

Get ready with those suction cups. On my mark.

Girls! Language.

Gnomeo and I will be fine.

Gnomeo and Juliet will lead us in preparing the garden for winter.

Gnomeo and Juliet.

Gnomeo and Juliet.

Gnomeo and Juliet.

Gnomeo got taken. He is gone!

Gnomeo is reckless and emotional.

Gnomeo!

Gnomeo?

Gnomeo? Hey, Benny, have you seen Gnomeo?

Go on! Kiss the frog!

Go on. Run.

Go to the zoo and steal a lion! Then fight the lion in front of Juliet.

Go!

Good doggy! Good doggy!

Good. [grunts]

Good. Now we can go to the gallery.

Got it! Uh oh.

Got it.

Gotcha.

Gotcha.

Grass, perfectly even. Soil, undisturbed.

Gregson.

Guards!

Ha! A miss! The first of many.

Have a little lie down while I go chat to your friends.

He believes in me. He loves me with all his heart.

He is the single most annoying gnome I've ever met.

He must have buried the clue.

He would kidnap gnomes...

He'd choose me.

He's a garden gnome! Okay?

He's not there.

He's trying to get us loose.

He's very sorry.

Hello, Irene.

Hello!

Her Highness, the Grand Empress dowager Pom Pom!

Her.

Here we go.

Here's the thing, mate. We don't actually work for you.

Hey, knock it off, both of you.

Hey, we said we'd plant these next to the shed, remember?

Hey, we're Gnomeo and Juliet. They didn't stand a chance.

Hey, who are you and what are you doing in our garden?

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. "You already know it's all about you.

Hmm. [spits]

Hmm. Where have I seen this particular nine before?

Hmph.

Hmph.

Hola, Gnomeo.

Hold on!

Hooray for nepotism. Unbelievable.

How are we supposed to get around a park without anyone seeing us?

How bad is it?

How could he possibly have survived?

How cryptic.

How many times have I told you?

How thoughtful.

Huh?

Huh? No!

Hurry.

I already have a partner, and he's nothing like Sherlock.

I am also a master of disguise. [stifled sneeze]

I am Captain Love, AKA The Love Machine, AKA Baron Von Kissy Kissy.

I am not fighting a lion.

I am not your punching bag!

I beg your pardon!

I believe I've cracked the clue.

I believe right here.

I believe we've just found our distraction.

I call it "pulling a Gnomeo."

I came up with the Sistine Chapel of evil plans.

I can explain.

I can't imagine what you're feeling.

I cannot believe that Moriarty is working with gargoyles!

I caught myself before I landed.

I could scale those bricks, use the Goons to swing to the beam,

I designed the room to be as pleasant as possible.

I don't care about Sherlock!

I don't know how you put up with that gnome.

I don't know why you thought you could fix things with a grand romantic gesture.

I don't know, Sherlock. There's an awful lot of buttons in this city.

I don't know. Still, we'll smell nice.

I don't know. The gnomes, they were supposed to be there!

I don't know. We split up and I need to get back to her.

I don't know. You tell me.

I don't need you, Sherlock. I've got lots of people who want me as an archenemy.

I guess it's a... fixer upper?

I had to pretend to be Moriarty.

I hate you, Sherlock Gnomes.

I have no idea. It might. Over.

I haven't cracked the latest clue yet, and the art helps me ruminate.

I know you, Sherlock.

I mean, to be fair,

I need to go back. I need to make this right.

I need to speak to your boss.

I never meant for any gnome to get hurt. You know that.

I orchestrated this game. I challenged you to a battle of wits.

I practiced that line in the car for about ten minutes.

I rounded down.

I see a ventilation shaft. Will that get me inside?

I see you got the orchid I sent to apologize for our last encounter.

I sent the gargoyles to you, Watson, and they let you think you were in charge.

I stand by that assessment.

I suggest you help Watson pull.

I suppose somewhere within that haystack of emotional twaddle

I think he bought it.

I think there's one more twist in the tale.

I thought garden gnomes were all overweight and bearded.

I was always more of a dog person anyway.

I wouldn't date Sherlock if he were the last gnome on earth.

I...

I'll do whatever it takes to get us out and back to Juliet.

I'll draw his fire, you rescue the gnomes.

I'll drive.

I'll have eyes and ears on you at all times.

I'll let you know when I get there first.

I'll stop you until the day I die.

I'm a gargoyle, mate! Also, your worst nightmare!

I'm a pie about town.

I'm fairly sure we've been spotted.

I'm not choosing anyone. Sherlock knows this Moriarty guy and you don't.

I'm okay.

I'm popular and bubbly.

I'm Sherlock Gnomes, the world's first consulting detective

I'm sorry that I wasted my time solving your case.

I'm very complex. Don't try and get me.

I've got an idea. I just need a

I've got it. We need a new centerpiece.

I've got responsibilities. I don't have time for this!

I've often wondered what it's like to be a gnome.

If that fiend is behind this, he will have left his calling card.

If there is a next time.

If we had six months, I'd list all his faults.

If you are the sworn protector of the city's gnomes,

If you ever want to see your friends and family again, you'll hand it over.

If you love someone, you only want to kiss them if they want to kiss you back.

If you recall, the last time we were here it was a bit of a catastrophe.

If you want to practice fighting, do it outside!

If you're going to escape, we'll need to create a distraction.

In Royal Green Park!

In that moment I saw how I could finally bring you down, Sherlock.

Irene will need at least one hour to cool down.

Irene, please, just hand over the clue.

Irene, this is important. This is one of yours, isn't it?

Is that Gnomeo? He left the garden?

Is this what I think it is?

Isn't that handy?

It doesn't feel like it. It hasn't felt like it since we moved here.

It doesn't have to be a lion. It could be a tiger, or an angry penguin.

It is an ornamental crime on a scale we have never seen before.

It is just me. Me!

It is needlessly complicated, but that's what supervillains do!

It is. And I'll never forget the most important thing in this garden is you.

It means you were young and in love,

It pains me to do this, Sherlock.

It seems we have a party crasher. Would you two show him the door?

It truly does. Juliet, I am so proud of you.

It was on the computer when I found it.

It wasn't an M. It was a W, for Watson.

It's a clue. It will lead us to our next destination.

It's all clear.

It's either that or flowers.

It's got a double cross, a triple cross, I was smashed, he was smashed.

It's just a dog.

It's like she's not listening to me anymore.

It's nearly 9:00. We're running out of time to save those gnomes.

It's one of a kind. In the wrong hands

It's over, Watson.

Ju, they're all gone.

Juliet, come down this instant, before you fall.

Juliet! Wait! Stop! I

Juliet's not with you. Where is she? Is she okay?

Jumping, of course.

Jumping, of course.

Just as I remembered. Curly Fu's Emporium.

Just click the thing! You don't have to type the whole sent All right.

Just the usual. Totally wing it, risk life and limb, escape by the skin of my teeth.

Just then, a very handsome suitor arrived.

Just when I think you couldn't get more annoying.

Keep going.

Kiss the frog!

Kiss the frog!

Know what your problem is, Watson? You're too nice, too trusting.

Ladies and gentle monsters.

Leave a trail of clues as to their location...

Leave it with us. Good luck.

Left, right. Left, right. Now scurry.

Let go!

Let me help you with that.

Let me out, you big

Let's do this.

Let's go 'round the back.

Let's go!

Let's just go to the gallery.

Like Barry. Barry was just sitting there, doing nothing. Now he's gone.

Like we weren't gonna get a big surprise

Likelihood of a breakup: 99%.

Limestone.

Listen up, doll! You've got something I need,

Literally.

London. A brand new adventure for us...

Look at this place. Isn't it perfect?

Look, now we're on the team, how about you tell us what's going on?

Look! It's that guy that hangs around with Sherlock.

Look! Someone must have stopped the bridge!

Looked like they were dancing. It doesn't matter.

Lord Redbrick and I are officially retiring.

Mate, think about it. You beat this guy in the museum, and now he wants revenge.

Mate, you're going nowhere

Maybe you'll treat your next partner a little better.

Me, me, me!

Me! Wait. Oh!

Me? You're the one who kicked it.

Me.

Miss Juliet, for future reference,

Miss Juliet, I am sorry I had to involve your garden.

Miss Juliet, you must trust me.

Mmm. Maybe.

Moriarty, how awful to see you.

Moriarty, you monster! Forcing me to face my greatest fears!

Moriarty!

Moriarty? But that's impossible. Moriarty was smashed. We saw it.

Move out of the way. Let me see.

Mum, I'm fine.

Mwah!

My methods may be unconventional, but I will find your family and friends.

Nanette, you're a genius.

Never mind, great minds think alike. Am I right?

Never trust a gargoyle or prunes past their sell by date.

Next time, remember to have an escape plan.

Nice work, Tiny Dancer.

Nine, nine, nine, nine...

Nine! [laughs] I've got it!

No clues. Not so much as a single footprint.

No one is forcing you, Moriarty.

No thanks needed. It is my sworn duty to protect you. No hugs.

No, I can't.

No, it was extremely romantic.

No, no, I'm going back in the box.

No, Sherlock. Not Moriarty.

No, we're doing this.

No, you just don't have time for us.

No!

No!

No! Because our Sherlock is a garden gnome!

No.

No.

No. Because we are the sworn protectors of London's garden gnomes.

No. Just keep going.

No. No! You can't do this.

No. You heard me get smashed.

Nope, not him.

Not bad for our first week in London.

Not fondly.

Not gonna happen, mate. We are right about the museum. Let's show 'em.

Not him.

Not impossible. Merely improbable.

Not only did I not get squished...

Not some flower, our flower. I I did this for you.

Not until you tell us what's going on.

Now let's get off this ship and save those gnomes.

Now tell us what happened to our family.

Now that was a good line.

Now wag your tail. Go on, wag it. Quickly.

Now, just act natural.

Now, place your hands on this wall. Do you feel that?

Now, technically, that was an apology.

Now!

Now. Let's go.

Of course, they were actually working for me!

Of course! That's where the clue is leading us.

Of course.

Of course. With my apologies.

Of course. You're only here on work.

Of course. You're Watson.

Of their demise.

Oh, aha! Oh, Sherlock, I can see all the cogs turning in there,

Oh, all right. I suppose.

Oh, also, I hate you.

Oh, be honest, Sherlock. You enjoy our little game as much as I do.

Oh, big hairy bums!

Oh, dear. You've got nowhere else to go, twinkletoes.

Oh, don't be absurd. Moriarty would never choose such an obvious location.

Oh, don't make me say it.

Oh, Gnomeo, I'm so sorry. I thought I'd lost you.

Oh, Gnomeo.

Oh, good, you stopped talking. Now we can go to the gallery.

Oh, hello.

Oh, hi, Nanette.

Oh, how I miss having a proper enemy.

Oh, I am not your assistant.

Oh, I bet there's a pretty good view up there.

Oh, I was just thinking that. You know what would be great?

Oh, it's going in my mouth! It's going in my mouth!

Oh, it's just you.

Oh, it's my favorite bit. The chase. Ready or not, here I come! [laughing]

Oh, lightbulb moment. What is it?

Oh, my hero.

Oh, no, I can't.

Oh, no, my phone!

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, phew.

Oh, Sherlock Gnomes.

Oh, Sherlock. I didn't even see you there.

Oh, Sherlock. You look tired.

Oh, thank goodness. Did those awful monsters hurt you?

Oh, that's great, guys. You go have fun.

Oh, they were having a lovers' quarrel.

Oh, well, maybe they have a crush on you back.

Oh, yeah. Right. That's totally how we all use that phrase.

Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

Oh! He looks like a fairy tale princess. I like fairy tales. Don't tell Reggie.

Oh.

Oh. Good boy, Shroom.

Oh. It's been dug up by

Oi, Benny, can you give me a hand with something?

Oi, Meryl Streep, just read the lines.

Oi, ugly! Over here!

Oi!

Oi! Ronnie!

Oi! Why is he pouring soap on us?

On this day, the first day of spring,

Once upon a time, a beautiful princess tiptoed through the forest

One last case.

One last case.

Ooh, I think someone's got a crush on someone.

Ooh, that was super cheesy.

Ooh! Great, they're gonna kiss.

Open it from the other side and lead everyone to

Or "Indiana Gnomes."

Or "Spider Man: Gnomecoming."

Or do the exact opposite. Your call.

Or if we do, it's gonna be something unspeakably horrific.

Other way!

Others say it's a slow news day.

Our pleasure, guvnor. Ha ha! This is too easy.

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Paper lanterns. That might work.

Perfect deduction, Watson. Now we need to find a way to get to Tower Bridge.

Please just hand over the clue.

Please step back.

Please. We just need to take a look around. It's very important.

Plus, we can get in right there.

Point the searchlight at the bridge.

Poor old miserabubble Watson.

Poor old miserabubble Watson. He looked so sad.

Prepare for "Sherlock Gnomes."

Prepare for a tale of suspense, intrigue, and mystery.

Put these on so we don't get spotted.

Put these on. Follow me! Quickly now.

Quietly now.

Recalculating likelihood of breakup at 0%.

Remember this?

Right up the back of my nose.

Right. He's asleep.

Right. Here we go again.

Right. Image search.

Sadness and anger will not help me save one single gnome.

Screen share, screen share. How do I screen ?

See how she's facing away from him? She's angry with him.

See if you can deduce who this song is about.

Selfie time!

Shake it, shake it, shake it. Out, out, out!

She can be. [chuckles]

She didn't dump me, no thanks to you.

She loves me...

She's just my assistant.

She's trapped.

Sherlock and Watson, friends, partners in crime solving.

Sherlock didn't "choose" me.

Sherlock Gnomes, I shall [babbling]

Sherlock Gnomes! Sherlock Gnomes!

Sherlock Gnomes.

Sherlock Holmes, the greatest

Sherlock Holmes, the greatest detective of all time.

Sherlock, it's broad daylight.

Sherlock, Miss Juliet...

Sherlock!

Sherlock!

Sherlock!

Sherlock! Do something!

Sherlock! Hold on!

Sherlock. Sherlock!

Shirley. Could I call you that?

Show yourself, Moriarty!

Show yourself, Moriarty!

Since my friends live here at Traitors' Gate,

Smashed?

Smiley face emoji dollar sign dollar sign. Yes?

So how have I been? I've been just peachy!

So I guess this is officially our garden now.

So I thought, I'll use that.

So Moriarty began to play his terrible game.

So the game is not afoot, or a hand, or a leg. It's just over.

So the gargoyles must live close to water.

So they brought us here for safekeeping.

So what is the pattern in the final clue?"

So would you kindly step aside and let me continue my investigation?

So, Benny, you know how you said

So, have you talked to the lucky lady yet? Told your mystery crush you adore her?

So, how do I get out of screen share? How do I get out of screen

So, if we can deduce where they're really from...

So, Watson, on a scale of 1 to 10, how well do you think this is going?

So, we just need to find a flower shop that sells them.

Some say it's a job for Sherlock Gnomes.

Someone is stealing innocent gnomes.

Someone kidnapped all the gnomes from this backyard...

Someone stuck three garden gnomes on the

Something barely newsworthy is happening in London's gardens.

Something reckless and life threatening.

Something that will tie the whole garden together.

Sorry to not be in touch. I was pretending to be dead.

Sorry.

Stand by for bridge reopening.

Standing outside in the rain and the freezing cold. Like a dog.

Starting with this.

Stay here! We're on the case.

Step into my office.

Suction cups.

Sun's out, buns out!

Surely you didn't think it would be that easy

Surely you didn't think it would be that... easy... to...

Surprise, Sherlock!

Susan, Tim, Brad, gone.

Ta da! Here I am! Your favorite evil pie mascot.

Talk about pulling a Gnomeo!

Tell her how sorry you are.

Tell me when you see it.

Thank you, Dr. Watson.

Thanks for the tip.

Thanks, Dad.

That is just dumb.

That is no mere dog.

That is not an answer.

That is the steady thrum of a marine propulsion engine, meaning...

That is, of course, if you'll have me back.

That should not be here.

That, my dear, is the hound owned by the Baskervilles.

That's all I wanted to hear.

That's exactly what I just said.

That's impossible. He was smashed. I saw it.

That's it! I'll get her our special flower for the centerpiece.

That's never gonna happen.

That's not a bird.

That's not a very good surprise.

That's not how a squirrel wags its tail.

That's the call of the Peruvian snapping turtle.

That's the one!

That's what people do around here.

That's what you care about? Gargoyles and some stupid map?

That's why I kicked him. To see quite literally what he was made of.

That's your plan? Art and thinking?

The "M" stands for Sherlock's archenemy, Moriarty.

The boss likes me more than he likes you. I can't help that.

The boss of the scariest dive in London.

The bridge is up. The gnomes are smashed.

The bridge will rise up and the 500 ton counterweight will fall...

The case can't wait. You can.

The door is locked, so the only way out is the skylight.

The final clue. The kidnapped gnomes are in the museum.

The flower in his hand was intended as a romantic gesture,

The game is afoot.

The garden can't wait and you can!

The garden looks absolutely glorious.

The gargoyles also reeked of salt. Here, taste my shoe.

The gargoyles lied. They are not from Traitors' Gate.

The gnomes that just moved in... where do they live?

The humans! They've seen us! Freeze!

The Internet.

The museum's right there. Let's just go check it out.

The nine.

The only ornament you respected was Moriarty.

The only way to break the curse was with a kiss.

The only way to save the gnomes is to stop the bridge from opening.

The patterns.

The Peruvian snapping turtle is famous for burying its eggs.

The plane itself is the last piece of the puzzle...

The previous owners left a bunch of amazing electronics in here.

The Royal Gnome Theater Company proudly presents "The Princess and the Frog."

The same thing I did. We took our best friends for granted, we stopped listening.

The Sistine Chapel of evil plans

The site of our last showdown with Moriarty.

The substance on my shoe, it's limestone.

The toughest gnome in the garden.

The water level. It's dropping.

Then I am their sworn destroyer!

Then I could carry out the real plan, my plan!

Then we brought them to this room here, for the main event.

There are some people on the bridge... Riverdancing!

There is a slight crack in its leg.

There is only one ornament evil enough and brilliant enough

There may lie a thin needle of truth.

There must be a way out of here.

There was only one way I could prove myself to you:

There will be plenty of time for us after I get the garden ready.

There!

There! That's our way out!

There's always another case to crack, another mystery to solve,

There's so much to do. I better get started on it.

These gnomes on a pig. I hope that's not ham on that pizza.

They did that when they said it, which I thought seemed a bit ominous.

They didn't have to be glued down in a giant M,

They were the last thing we were thinking about, they should have been the first.

They're all fine. They're right behind that door.

They're both round things You know what I mean.

They're gonna take us home after this Fireworks Night thingy.

They're putting on a show. Ow!

They're queuing up!

They've even got mini golf.

They've got to be here somewhere.

Think of all the adventures we're gonna have.

This garden alone lost ten gnomes today.

This garden is :

This garden is : !#?*!*#

This garden is still missing something. Something special.

This guy Moriarty, he's gonna smash us all tomorrow night.

This guy said we're all going to be smashed tomorrow!

This is an active crime scene.

This is Benny 101 dash brackets the Benlord

This is going to be a terrible idea

This is my show! I do the one liners. You don't get one liners.

This is nice!

This is no coincidence.

This is no game. I am the sworn protector of London's garden gnomes.

This is so frogist.

This is the darkest day of my career.

This is where our story ends.

This is.

This one's a handful.

This stops now, Moriarty.

This was my game.

This was the best place to ensure the gnomes would be safe.

This way! The door's here!

This way. Hurry up.

This weird gnome with his sparkly piano, gone!

Those aren't the same.

Though I said "evil," I do cry at sad films.

Tightrope walk across it, reach the skylight, get around the door,

To Chinatown, Watson.

To name new leaders.

To pull off such a diabolical scheme.

To the surface! We've not a moment to lose.

Too... [groans]

Took up fishing. Gave up fishing. It's really boring.

Tower Bridge! The gnomes must be hidden inside.

Traitors' Gate at the Tower of London, where Watson and I solved our first case.

Trying to work out how to stop me. But it's too late.