Gnome Alone Edit

A darkness will unfold across this realm.

A doorway of endless portals connected our worlds.

A getaway!

A lithium based explosion focused here

A little blond.

A little garden gnome. She's so weird.

A little more me.

A portal just opened up. There was no time to grab him before...

A portal! It's a portal!

A ruinous darkness

Ah, shave my beard!

AKA Frankenstein's castle.

Alexandrite? Peridot?

All I'm saying is, we just oozed the heck out of those Troggs

All right, boys, keep your eyes peeled for any portal activity.

All right, guys, come on out.

All this action fills me with a mighty wind.

Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Quicksilver.

Alpha! Bravo!

Also, loving the pink hair.

An inter dimensional doorway? Sick!

And always hungry.

And by friends, I mean just me.

And don't even think about lying to us gnomes!

And French toast, obviously. And French onion soup.

And give me your number so we can text.

And here I am at New Girl's house,

And here she comes. Let's go kids, hop onto one!

And I also depleted our supply of ooze, and...

And I haven't figured out what I'm wearing yet.

And I was wrong about you, NG. You're a loser.

And I'm meeting the BTCs, and they're not your friends.

And in a year I'm sure you'll be packing up and moving out!

And just so you know,

And makes you instant friends with everyone.

And my name is Chloe.

And protect the world from destruction.

And since we bought the house, that means we own everything inside of it, right?

And swarmed into our world.

And thanks for cleaning up the house last night.

And that we obviously make a great team.

And the Troggs devoured it.

And then my new friends will forget about me, too.

And then some genius human decided to build this house

And these are my BFFs, Tiffany and Chelsea.

And this crystal is made entirely of energy.

And you should because I was the worst. And I'm sorry.

And you've gotta go.

And, Pinky...

And, please, take as many of those weird Santa Clauses as you want.

And... with the speed of a serpent,

Après dance, we swing by my place and grab the necklace, okay?

Are you okay?

Are you sure you couldn't use a friend out there?

Are you sure?

Art thee damaged, young lady?

At ease, fellas. Let me introduce you to my new friends here.

Attack the magic box!

Auf wiedersehen!

Back, foul beast,

Because you wanted to make friends?

Being cool can be really hard sometimes.

Besides, I thought I was too "ew" to be saved.

Between...

BRB. Promise.

Brittany!

But it's got good bones.

But it's okay. She promised she'd give it back after the dance.

But one thing gave me strength through all of it.

But that's what this house is for. A place to settle down.

But the only thing that will keep them from invading our world

But wait a minute. We'll blow up too!

But you know what? I don't wanna be friends with someone like you.

But you're sending them texts all the time.

Bye!

Can you just bring it to the dance tonight?

Carrots! Good for your eyesight.

Catherine, you can't keep moving Chloe around the country like that.

Charlie!

Charlie!

Check out this oozer. The gnomes were actually stealing my water guns

Chlo!

Chlo?

Chlo?

Chlo?

Chloe, hurry!

Chloe, what are we gonna do?

Chloe!

Chloe!

Chloe... couldn't get it.

Combat Captain Raid has begun.

Come here, we wanna talk to you.

Come on, Liam. Come on!

Come on!

Cool necklace!

Cool.

Could destroy the entire Trogg world!

Covered myself in poop.

Crimeny John...

Criminy Johnson's pipe!

Darkness means dead.

Did you bring those tiny Santa statues up here?

Did you just say Mega Trogg?

Did you see the piano downstairs? The last owners must have left it.

Directly over the spot where they first came out.

Do I look like a loser?

Do not let him score.

Do you remember which box we packed the auto vac in?

Does she have the Keystone?

Doors! Now!

Drop the battery!

Dwarf? Maybe we should put you on the side of the road.

Elves wear green hats.

Even if I still had it, I wouldn't give it back.

Ever! I decide if we're not friends anymore.

Everyone in, come on. You, too, Pinky.

Everything.

Ew, no! He's not my boyfriend.

Ew?

Ew?

Excuse me a moment. Just need to check a mezz.

Eyes open. She's still here!

Fall back!

Fall back!

Feels like...

First day of school tomorrow. That's exciting.

First day... again.

Food!

Food!

Food!

Food!

Food! Wait... wait, like me?

For be'ith if the sacred Keystone remains unfound,

For sale! Sassy girl: cheap.

For your destruction.

Form a tight perimeter!

Frankenstein was a brilliant scientist. Fatally flawed, but brilliant.

Fresh eggs!

From my house all these years. Bunch of sneaks!

From whence you came!

Game over, man. Game over.

Gesundheit!

Get out! Back, man! This flute is a weapon.

Girl, I can't with that necklace. Tell me where you bought it.

Give me that!

Glad to see someone's finally moving into Frankenstein's castle.

Gnome, gnome!

Gnomes, Chloe, and I haven't touched them.

Gnomes, I... Gnomes, I...

Gnomes!

Gnomes!

Go ahead, take the house.

Go, girl, go!

Go!

Good God! I'm deaf!

Good morning. Wanna walk to school together?

Goodbye, weird house.

Gotcha!

Guys, she's fine. Check her for the Keystone!

Hammer...

He journeyed alone into the depths of the Trogg world

He must be a really good friend.

He never returned.

He sure can smell though.

He's my friend.

Hello!

Hello?

Hello. No, I haven't checked my email.

Help... me!

Here you go.

Here. And don't drop it.

Hey there, fella, you got yourself a good idea. I can break off...

Hey, Britt, you're not wearing the necklace.

Hey, Chloe, gonna do another round downstairs. Cover me?

Hey, do you know anything about an attic in this house?

Hey, guys.

Hey, I win!

Hey, may I have one of your free garden gnomes?

Hey, Mom?

Hey, Mom. Check out what I've fou...

Hey, you! Neighbor!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! It's different this time. I have a new job, new house.

Hey.

Him?

Hold on, it's gonna blow!

Home.

Hot potato!

How could you get here?

How did you? Where did you get...

How do you do?

How is it doing that?

How many maidens are in that box?

How much worse can it get?

How nice. Where does my phone go?

How was that Combat Captain? Did you capture all the borks and glorks?

I am so happy you're actually making friends.

I am the ruler around here, okay? You listen to everything...

I can do it myself.

I can't breathe! I can't brea...

I didn't ask for any of this.

I do!

I don't even know what that means!

I don't know, something a little brown...

I don't like the look of that.

I don't think so, NG.

I found this in the bathroom?

I gave the Keystone to Zook to stop any more portals from opening.

I got him.

I got this.

I guess this stuff does send them back to where they came from.

I guess what I'm trying to say...

I hate that contraption!

I hate this house!

I hate this house.

I have a bio test, need to look over the old flash cards...

I have a dance to get to.

I have to get out of this house to get to the dance... to get to the Keystone,

I hope so, old timer. I hope so.

I knew it.

I know it doesn't look like much.

I know it's been hard moving around so much.

I know you totally hate me right now,

I know, can you believe it? It took forever...

I know.

I know.

I lay claim to that foul stench.

I lent it to Brittany. She didn't have it at school.

I lent my necklace to you because I thought we could be friends.

I love you.

I mean, not real friends.

I need my phone!

I never wanted to move here.

I play Combat Captain every day. That is not...

I really like it here.

I really think you should be here tonight. I'm not so sure about this house.

I shall release you from your bonds, captive maiden!

I simply wish for a small patch to plant my petunias.

I smother myself in Trogg poop. Hides the scent.

I spent 50 years talking to Troggs covered in poop.

I suppose, yes.

I take back all the nice things I said.

I think he's trying to communicate.

I think I earned it.

I think I have a plan!

I think I have to skip all day, actually.

I think I'll give it to...

I think I'm coming down with something.

I think that's a yes.

I think they're all sleeping.

I tried calling all night.

I trust you about as far as I can throw you with my teeny tiny arms.

I was afraid of this. I think the best thing to do is just...

I was so worried about making new friends

I wish I could be there, Chloe. I'll see you soon. Love you.

I would.

I'll ask the questions, Pinky.

I'll be fine.

I'll be right back.

I'll lift the lockdown. Go to the dance.

I'll take it later.

I'm bored.

I'm Brittany.

I'm fine.

I'm fine.

I'm fine.

I'm fine.

I'm going after him.

I'm going in.

I'm going to get the Keystone by myself.

I'm gonna throw up! I'm gon...

I'm here.

I'm more like sick ish.

I'm not even mad 'cause you're trying to date my ex boyfriend.

I'm out! ¡Adiós!

I'm pretty sure there's actual bones in there, too, Mom.

I'm so sorry. You're probably having fun at the dance right now

I'm sorry for everything.

I'm sorry I missed you last night. Traffic was unbelievable.

I'm sorry, but I'm new.

I'm sorry, hon.

I'm trying to make friends, and Brittany asked to borrow it. And she's cool.

I'm trying, Chlo. I really am.

I've been gone a long time.

I've never had a real friend, and I don't think you have either.

If they don't think it's cool, it didn't even happen.

If this Keystone is so important, then I'll just bring it back.

If we got another piece of it, we could replace the Keystone!

If you call him a loser again, I'm gonna go full blow gnome on you.

If you see any trash up there, bring it down. This place is a mess.

Imagine how much dinner would suck without food.

In my locker at school.

In the cabinet.

In this house. I...

Is he okay?

Is that a yes?

Is that nerd bothering you?

Is that what this is about? The BTCs?

Is the Keystone. And without it, we will be overrun.

Is this girl for real right now?

Is will you be my friend again?

Is... that you?

It is Frankenstein's castle!

It will eat everything and everyone!

It's a gift... from her boyfriend.

It's all business.

It's at my house.

It's fine.

It's gone.

It's like they breathe a special kind of air

It's not Christmas.

It's okay, Chlo.

It's okay.

It's safe and sound...

It's the only thing that can stop the portals.

Just bring the gnome.

Just checking to make sure you got to school okay.

Just don't smash my phone, I'm expecting some very important text messages.

Just go home.

Just let me out of here and I can get that gem... or Keystone back.

Just like your loser boyfriend.

Just open the door!

Knowing that my best friend

Later, New Girl.

Let go! Okay, come on, come on!

Let me guess. No Keystone.

Let's lock and load. Ready, Pinky?

Liam was so right about you.

Liam, come on. Hurry!

Liam, go home!

Liam, I should've listened to you.

Liam, take a chill pill. It's gonna be fine.

Liam!

Liam!

Liam! Chloe!

Liam?

Liam?

Liam?

Liam?

Like "very" in French.

Like I said,

Listen, I have to fly to the city for the day.

Listen, I know you didn't get the Keystone.

Listen, so awkward, but I need that necklace back.

Listen, we really need to get out of here. Can you help us?

Lock up before you leave. Love you.

Locking us inside with the Troggs?

Long before humans walked the earth,

Look at the little hats and beards. They're garden gnomes.

Look what I still have.

Many, many years ago,

Maybe give Chloe a chance to make a real friend and have a life.

Maybe he can't speak.

Maybe we should head over to your place.

Me, the New Girl.

Me... and...

Missed.

Mom, borks and glorks? Not a thing.

Mom, this house is really, really weird.

Mom!

Mom!

Mom?

Mom?

Mom.

Mom.

Must be that virus everyone's been talking about.

My back.

My cat.

My Combat Captain hangout is starting now, and it's an extremely important...

My flight will be delayed until later tonight.

My friends are texting me! Give me back my phone!

My grandma'll be happy to hear that. She says he's been following her around.

My mom and I, we move around all the time.

My name's Liam, in case you forgot.

My phone!

My... phone!

Nasty.

Never mind, found it.

New girl, did you totally, like, skip classes this morning?

New Girl, you're still here.

New Girl! I'm sorry!

New house, new ish piano.

Nice shot.

Nice. Me, too. Food's...

No food left. Your brother ate it all.

No more food.

No more Troggs, guys!

No one is going anywhere!

No one. I was...

No poker playing, no whittling,

No reason to panic! Nice little monster.

No singing of those sea shanties.

No wonder New Girl's been so desperate for it.

No, I'm going. I'm not like sick sick.

No, I'm not.

No, she left it at home. Clashed with her outfit.

No!

No!

No!

No! I'm sick of these humans.

No! Stay away from me.

No.

No.

No. Her mother lives in that tiny pink box.

No. I don't trust you.

No. I'm not signed in.

No. The tomato plants have to go here.

No. Was that French?

Nobody flush.

Nobody rejects the BTCs.

Nope. Just a weird loser freak.

Not Frankenstein at all, but... Hi, I'm Liam!

Not if we ride out of town with the cavalry!

Not really.

Nothing. I had a bad dream.

Nothing... gets...

Now what?

Now, I shall restore the Keystone forthwith.

Now!

Now!

Now!

Of a thousand years...

Of course I will, Chloe.

Of course I'm sure.

Of course there's something we can do, there's always a way.

Of course... I think.

Of everything.

Oh no, it could be Brittany.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

Oh, food!

Oh, guys.

Oh, I'm not trying to...

Oh, it's work.

Oh, Lord Almighty!

Oh, Lord Almighty!

Oh, no!

Oh, okay. Hold on.

Oh, really? When have I ever been excited for a move?

Oh, sweetie.

Okay, but just so we're clear. He's not my boyfriend!

Okay, bye.

Okay, I can fix this.

Okay, I cry like this all the time.

Okay, Liam. I don't have any real friends. Is that what you wanna hear?

Okay, long legs, slide across!

Okay, maybe not.

Okay, no problem about that necklace thing.

Okay, this is going terrible.

Okay.

Okay. Here we go.

Okay. I'll see you tonight, Mom.

Okay. There they are.

Okay. We should be able to keep things in check.

OMG, B, so true. We're such great BFFs.

OMG, Brittany, that was such a good call. I mean, that necklace with those flats?

On top of an intersection of time and space...

Ooze doesn't kill them. It just sends them back to where they came from, okay?

Or it's the end.

Or maybe that was your sister.

Or mostly everything. Please!

Or Trey?

Otherwise known as the BTCs.

Our leader.

Our savior hath returned!

Party time.

Perhaps, one day, we can return

Phone, answer the call on speaker.

Phone, remind us to buy light bulbs.

Phone, where can I buy a gnome?

Pinky!

Please.

Plus, my team moved on without me anyway.

Pocket, open the door.

Pocket, put that hammer away. You look terrifying!

Pocket, put the hammer away.

Pocket! Guys!

Positions.

Posted.

Powerful glowing green gem? Where is it?

Pretty nice tonight.

Put her to bed. We'll question her in the morning.

Quick question.

Remain calm, human. There's no need to be scared.

Remember at school, the Keystone sparkled when you gave your phone to Brittany?

Remember I'm holding a weapon!

Right? But I'm kind of being serious, literally.

Santas... Giant...

Say some kid with mixed up priorities

Send that Mega Trogg back to where he came from!

Shave my beard! I gotta get ready for school!

She lent it to a girl who won't give it back.

She send me a smiley face! See ya, Liam.

She's gonna do better than that. She's blowing it up for good!

Sir, in your absence, I lost the Keystone,

So is your clothes, so is your hair. I never liked you.

So sparkly. It's an emerald right?

So, check this, New Girl.

So, it did happen.

So, ooze, what is it? Don't exactly know.

So, there's an answer.

So, Trey...

So, you're the New Girl.

So, your ooze thingies can kill that thing, right?

So... food.

Sorry, honey, it's a really bad connection, you're all garbled.

Sorry, I gotta get ready.

Sorry! Texting with Britt. How long do you think the Trogg oozing thing's gonna take?

Sorry. Santa...

Sorry. Zook told me to follow you. Did you get my text?

Spoken like a true gnome.

Stand back.

Stay away from me!

Stop talking about precious stones. You're gonna weird her out, dude!

Stop!

Strong and silent. I like it.

Strong stuff.

Stumbled upon the Keystone and decided it would make a nice necklace

Sweet succulent tomatoes.

Taught myself the flute,

Tell your boyfriend to give him back.

Thank goodness I found you.

Thank you, Edwards family wi fi 5G.

Thank you.

Thanks.

That gets you in all the best parties

That I didn't realize that I already had one.

That plant makes a horrible stink, huh?

That was rude. That's just what some of the kids at school call it.

That, my friends, is a Mega Trogg.

That's a code red! Fall back!

That's a lot of Trogg.

That's crazier than I am. And I'm crazy.

That's her mother?

That's not true. My grandma's made it very clear she's not my friend.

That's so great, Chlo! See?

That's the kid that stole Charlie.

That's Trey. Not very smart, exceptional DNA.

That's what I was trying to say.

That's why I need to get out. Definitely not the dance.

The backyard looks promising.

The dance is tonight. I wanted you to meet my friends.

The evil culmination of all Troggs into a heap of pure destruction!

The girl is a witch!

The house has got great bones. Not that you don't know that.

The insatiable beasts ate everything!

The Keystone's gone. It's not in the house anymore.

The moment someone more sparkly comes along,

The realtor didn't mention anything.

The tiny Santas?

The trap is sprung.

The wi fi just went up.

The world is running out of time!

Then one dark day, the Troggs invaded.

Then there's no room for zucchini.

Then they just asked me to go to the dance with them.

Then we got no time before these Troggs rise from their siestas and eat us whole!

Then we'll just have to get the Keystone back from Brittany.

Then why aren't they in the garden?

Then you can have your boyfriend back. Floss him, gnomes.

There are monsters attacking your house!

There once stood seven.

There was Denver, Madison, now New England.

There's a storm here. It's very possible

There's no room for flowers.

There's nothing to stop it.

These little guys are cranky and mean.

They became our mortal enemies. We gnomes grew life

They creep me out.

They don't care about stopping the Troggs, then why should I?

They hate this.

They never believe me. Get me a status check on Pinky.

They're alive.

They're small and round, with razor sharp teeth,

This cannot be happening right now.

This here is Chloe and Liam.

This is it, Chlo, our new house.

This is my house.

This is perfect! If we leave the battery to react with the crystal,

This is really brave of you, Chloe. Stupid, but brave.

This is worse than I thought.

This isn't Combat Captain. We can't just cash in twelve hero badges and magically...

This might be the answer.

This place is finally coming together, huh?

This place is wired for electricity, right, Mom?

Those two will delete you like a creepy friend request.

Time to get flushed.

Tiny Santas?

To destroy it forever.

To give away to a girl she thought was cool.

To guard this house, just in case.

To our garden.

Tomatoes or zucchini, it matters not to me.

Too epic.

Totally into you.

Trey.

Trogg has been neutralized.

Trogg!

Trogg's headed for the basement. Grab your oozers! Go!

Troggs?

Turn off the data!

Twice. Chloe, where's the Keystone?

Unless what?

Unless...

Until the situation is contained, no one enters or exits.

Until we get the Keystone back, we're on high alert. Which means,

Using a magic crystal, they opened a portal...

Using our own magic,

Very volatile when next to a lot of energy.

Wait, is this because I gave away your dwarf buddy?

Wait! Since you're sick, does that mean you're not going to the dance?

Wanted to say that even though you're human and all, you look

Was taking care of my gnome brothers right up here.

Watch it, skinny. We've taken down mushrooms bigger than you.

Watch yourself, Liam.

We are gnomes.

We beat back the Troggs into their own dimension.

We can finally build that garden!

We caught two Troggs while you were gone. Oh, and I almost got eaten.

We gnomes made this land a green, fertile place.

We gotta get the Keystone.

We need that Keystone back in this house now!

We need the Keystone. The Keystone!

We never settle, and I never have time to get to know anyone.

We only got enough ooze to last us a couple of hours.

We only have as much ooze as this plant can produce.

We really need to talk about what you're gonna wear,

We six, with our fearless leader Zamfeer, took a sacred oath

We talked about it, reached an understanding.

We won't be able to restart the lockdown, but we will contain...

We'll hold off as many Troggs as possible.

We're just gonna move again,

We're not friends. Yeah, not really.

We're too busy protecting you from all the Troggs.

We're trapped!

We've got less than an hour to get back to the house.

Well, quite simply, my boy.

Well, shave my beard.

Well, the boys and me

Well...

What are you doing here?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? That's my phone!

What color?

What do you know about friends? Your only friend is your grandma.

What do you know?

What do you think? Oh, does she still have that pink hair?

What do you want? You... whatever you are!

What happened?

What is going on in here?

What is happening?

What is this?

What is your question?

What was that?

What?

What? Crazy. Just bring him back.

What? I'm almost out of data.

What? So, I'm gonna be home alone?

What... What is going on?

What's happening?

What's with all the tiny Santas?

What's your plan, Pinky? You failed at getting the Keystone, and...

Whatever gets sucked in there doesn't come back.

Where are you?

Where six are before you now,

Which, when you think about it, is kind of a compliment.

Who are you?

Who is that tiny woman? And how did she come to inhabit the box?

Who knows how long it will last. And when it's gone...

Who was that boy you were talking to outside?

Whoa.

Whoa. Stop!

Why are the Troggs here?

Why does it work? Couldn't tell you. Where does it come from? This plant.

Why don't you come to the dance with me, Tiff, and Chels?

With all those new popular girls.

With the Keystone, we were able to control the portals from opening

Wow.

Yeah, I don't need your help. I don't need anyone's help.

Yeah, I ran into a little snag.

Yeah, I'm talking to you.

Yeah, Liam's right.

Yeah, no go. Total clash fest.

Yeah, sending, but not receiving.

Yeah, sure, that's a great plan.

Yeah, the realtor left that part out.

Yeah, well, for a human.

Yeah, you're right. 'K, bye!

Yeah. Again.

Yeah. Love food. Food is so good.

Yep.

Yep.

Yes, siree! They helped me destroy the Trogg world once and for all.

Yes! Food!

Yes.

Yes. She was trying to fit in with friends. I gotta pick my battles.

Yesterday. All Chloe and I need to do now is move in.

Yo, Liam.

Yo, NG!

You and Liam, you guys make a great team.

You are not...

You better know where that Keystone is, Pinky.

You better watch yourself! I'm coming at you, watch out now.

You can do it, Chloe!

You can speak! I'm Chloe. This is my friend Liam.

You defended this house honorably.

You did good today, Pinky.

You do stink!

You do that. I don't need it anymore.

You don't even know what a friend is, Brittany.

You go to school and get the Keystone.

You have a pot on your head.

You hear me now?

You know I will. And just so you know, I never cry like this.

You know, I call it more of a Victorian, post modern, classical abandon.

You know? It's actually kinda growing on me.

You lent out the Keystone

You let me borrow that necklace.

You need to go home right now and get Chloe's necklace.

You put your mother in that phone? That's low, Pinky.

You really stink.

You tricked me. You sneaked. Everything you said...

You two need to settle into a place. Why don't you throw down some roots?

You wanna come hang out with me and my friends after school?

You want more food? Have it all!

You were right about everything.

You, I've forgot your name, but I missed you so dang much.

You... shall.. not...

You... you threw away my necklace?

You'll be fine. I won't be too late.

You're back!

You're jealous that I have real friends.

You're not real.

You've never gotten ready for a junior high dance, have you?

Your phone!

Zamfeer!

Zamfeer?

Zamfeer. Attention!

Zook and the guys have it all under control. Trust me.

Zook!

[camera shutter snaps, phone dings] Posted.

[horn honks] That's my cab. I'll see you tonight

[phone beeps] Ooh, the neighbor's wi fi's unlocked.

[pipe blowing] Okay, what was that?

[thud] [Liam] Ow!

♪ When you don't know ♪ I got one!

7:00 p.m.? That's in an hour! Ah, that's plenty of time.

All old houses are weird. No.