DC League of Super-Pets Edit

A bidet, too, which is, which is crazy.

A dad,

A dog shaped thermal energy event.

A dog's only weakness.

A ha!

A hamster is a chipmunk

A hamster is a mouse that had too much for lunch!

A hamster is just a dollar store gerbil.

A Kryptonian's only weakness.

A little advice.

A little bit of fetch. Have you met Chewperman?

A missile was just shot into my chest.

A pigeon got her heart broken. I can still smell the hurt.

A poodle drooled right here.

A tiny shard of green kryptonite

Ace, attack. I'll be fine.

Ace, deploy canine shield.

Ace, it's fine. See?

Ace, what you did for that little girl...

Ace, you always know what to say.

Actually, I feel like I am her

Admit he's an antihero or Black Adam will destroy you.

Adorable intruders.

Ah, fine job.

Ah, I can't stay mad at the guy.

Ah, I get it. The strong, silent type.

Ah, what the heck?

Ah, what the heck.

Ah! [CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY]

Ah. The student returns to the teacher.

All because I was jealous of Lois.

All billionaires have 'em.

All I need is one little piece.

All right, good talk. Pound it out.

All right, let's get to the bottom of Merton.

All right, Lulu. You win.

All right, maybe this is when me and Supes used to hang out.

All right, team, what are your stats?

All right, time to save the Justice League.

All right, wake up, buddy. It is walk o'clock.

All right. Thursday night TV night.

All that guinea pig ever talked about

All the creatures of the sea are my friends.

All those protocols for an alien invasion,

All you can drink water.

Also, the prisoners had egg salad for lunch...

Also, you can ignore most moral

Always nice to see ya.

Am I? Huh.

An untamed paradise where animals run free

And absorb its deadly radiation,

And cuddle buddy.

And destroy him before he gets the chance.

And don't forget the Solar Paw Punch.

And down that hall... [SNIFFS]

And ethical conventions because no one can stop you.

And feel the warm embrace

And have zero game.

And he must destroy

And her.

And I can shrink myself down to the size of an...

And I could really use you now.

And I don't think any of us want that.

And I failed.

And I forever carry the guilt of survival?

And I got you one of these from 43rd Street.

And I had a whole period in the '60s

And I just think maybe he needs a friend of his own.

And I mean, you really love them,

And I mean, you really love them,

And I was afraid to lose that.

And I will be more than free!

And I will remain here,

And I'd do it again.

And I'll start at two 'cause I'm evil.

And I'm gonna ask her to marry me tonight.

And I'm up.

And if you really wanna be like her,

And knowing when it's over.

And locks you in the back room?

And mentor. Best friend and mentor.

And my nails need to be trimmed twice a month.

And my uncle didn't even have to die.

And nothing can ever change that.

And now his precious little dog is about to...

And now I have four more.

And now I'm eating her peanut.

And now I've gotta bring them to Smallville.

And now this is your new home.

And seven eighths Chihuahua.

And some bald dude with nice hands.

And the lettuce grows on trees.

And then gave it to me as a present.

And then I says, "If you don't want me

And then they eat, like, really fun snacks,

And then they probably just tell each other everything.

And then you break them.

And then... and then a more...

And there's a peanut wedged in the crack of the seat.

And there's nothing in the world

And there's so many of them.

And they all have opposable thumbs.

And they just gave you away?

And they love and protect one another.

And they, like, try on each other's clothes

And together we were two scientists

And tore up my couch.

And wait, where's Shell on wheels? Shell?

And we had a plan.

And went into that shelter to buy you a new friend

And when I get us all outta here,

And when we're through with you, buster, you'll know it.

And why was your syntax

And you have to help me.

And you make it with love.

And you will kneel before me.

And you're all coming with me to the farm.

And your tail is now made of fire.

And... and like, can't Krypto work with them to... to save Metropolis?

Antihero.

Any last words?

Any last words? Ooh, it is fun.

Anybody wanna switch powers?

Are any adorable animals going to let me out?

Are we lickin' faces right now?

Are you kidding? It's the Hall of Justice.

Are you my super doggo? Are you?

Are you okay?

Are you sure about that, perrito?

Aren't you the hamster from the shelter?

As a child, I fell into a well filled with bats.

As a child, my family was taken from me.

As a puppy, I was taken from my family.

As any ordinary canine would.

As I destroy everyone you care for.

As much as she loves everyone else.

As person and pet. She even put a ring on it.

As their dark wings flapped around me,

At least I thought he was.

Aw, bless your little heart.

Aw, someone was hungy.

Aw! Aren't you a little ray of sunshine?

Aw! He means us.

Aw! Hey there, little fella.

Aw! Well, you might not have your Superman,

Ba bang!

Back together. [CHUCKLES]

Bad dog.

Bad owner!

Bark Kent.

Batgirl, Batwoman,

Batman works alone.

Because he doesn't have paws?

Because I'd figured out something that even Lex couldn't.

Because I'm just, like, in her stance, I'm in her seat.

Because I'm pretty sure he's gonna get

Because if we're lickin' faces, I gotta get in on...

Because it sounded like a super adorable nickname

Because it's not something you come back from.

Because my owner has gotten himself

Because this pig right here

Because to me, this just seems gross.

Because you can't handle it on your own.

Because you chumps are going down for good.

Because, I... [SIGHS] I...

Being a rescue animal is easy and fun!

Besides, don't you wanna save your Superman?

Best billion I ever spent.

Big time. Look, I had to give them some hope.

Black Adam.

Boo! I'm bored!

Boom boom boom. Here I go.

Boop!

Brring, brring. Hello, who's there?

Bruce Wayne paid a lot of money for that,

Brutal.

Buddy? No, these people are work friends at best.

But at least you have us.

But don't worry,

But don't worry, when this is over,

But don't you wanna get adopted

But he doesn't know that yet,

But he has to, to save the other one.

But he thought we were dating.

But he will never love anyone except for... [GASPS]

But how am I supposed to be a hero

But I have the device!

But I should warn you, I'm one eighth Boxer.

But I wouldn't change a thing about it.

But I'm supposed to have superpowers!

But I've got this girlfriend. [CHUCKLES]

But it ain't lookin' too good for your old pal Ace.

But it looks better in green.

But it's all worth it.

But it's like a dog water fountain.

But it's too late.

But maybe he'd be happier if he had a new friend, too.

But nobody can hide from the long snoot of justice.

But not for long.

But orange kryptonite.

But that'll kill him.

But the hero who throws it.

But the orange...

But then I remembered, uh, you're you. [LAUGHING]

But then I'd set her wings on fire,

But they're stronger than you think.

But those other animals do.

But what if the demonic laser gato devours me?

But when one has an abundance of power... [GROANS]

But you can't blame yourself.

But you can't spend the rest of your life

But you know what? It makes sense.

But you saved her.

But you, dear son, will live on.

Bye bye, dog.

Can't crush what we have.

Captured by me, entirely on my own.

Cat got your tongue?

Chihuahuas are vicious.

Chip, we all go to dark places.

Cleverly concealed in a hunk of Jarlsberg.

Come here, boy.

Come on, let's go, little piggies.

Come on, we're both grown ups.

Come on.

Come out to play.

Commissioner Gordon...

Cool. Another kryptonite scheme.

Daughter of Cinnamon,

Deadly assassins,

Diana is fiercely independent, completely her own woman.

Did someone just say super team?

Did you think you were gonna get to it first?

Dish, queen. How'd it go with Lex?

Do I have a pimple? Is it wet? Is it ready?

Do I have something on my face?

Do not leave us here!

Do you know how to ride a bike?

Does he?

Does sound like a good juice box, though.

Dog I've never met.

Dolores.

Don't leave me hanging, okay?

Don't make me take it back.

Don't worry, I'm sure someone wonderful

Don't worry, Superman,

Don't you understand? He was testing on you.

Droolo.

Due to the fact that I feel pain

During rush hour?

Easy, Carl.

Eh! These stars are crap. Wait till we get to the farm.

Especially then.

Especially then.

Evade!

Even a wack one like you.

Even if it hurts?

Even if that means letting them go.

Every hero struggles like this.

Every morning, since I was a puppy.

Everyone is upset. [CHUCKLES]

Everything he needs from his...

Ew, I can't wait that long.

Exactly. So, let's get you back in the cage.

Excellent shielding.

Except for Robin, and Alfred,

Except for that one eel who knows what he did.

Except when Lois stays over, then I have to move to my

Excuse me. It's me.

Extra special spot on the floor.

Face it, Wonder Mutt, you're too late.

Face it.

Fall out of his Underoos

Father.

FedEx.

Fetch!

Fiancee.

Finally, the two great minds of our generation,

Fine, then. Mama likes a good fight.

Fine?

Fine. We'll help you get your dumb owner back.

Fireworks suck!

Five more... Five more minutes.

For a siege of murderous savagery!

For Earth One, press one.

For Earth Two, press two.

For, one day soon, when the stars align,

Forget Lex.

From Metropolis, I'm Lois Lane.

From the cold steel straw of power.

From whence he came from.

General Zod? The Legion of Doom?

Get hardwood floors."

Get it, squirrel!

Get out of your head!

Gets his powers back, and then bounces.

Giant evil guinea pig.

Give it up, Lulu. It's over.

Giving this handsome canine just enough time to..

Gladly.

Goddess, no!

Gods amongst men!

Good boy, Krypto.

Good boy.

Good dog.

Good luck with your danger. We're going to the farm.

Good morning, friends.

Good thing you've got something better.

Goodbye.

Green kryptonite takes away Superman's powers,

Guys, relax. We'll be fine.

Guys, what's going on?

Hamster?

Hamster? A hamster is a... is a hacky sack!

Has an emotional breakthrough,

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

He better get it together soon,

He didn't even tell me he was getting married.

He doesn't have his powers.

He doesn't wanna go in the cage,

He doesn't want the toy.

He rescued me a long time ago.

He seems sad and defeated.

He should seek his freedom.

He was evil, sadistic, hot. [CHUCKLES]

He'll only break your heart.

He'll realize that I'm the only friend he ever needs.

He's a good dog.

He's giant and blue and about to crush us.

He's my best friend.

He's not the greatest with other animals.

He's trying to get rid of ya.

Hello, gorgeous.

Here we go. This is gonna hurt tomorrow.

Here you go, baby.

Here. Try these.

Hey, Chip tonite,

Hey, don't worry. I got you.

Hey, girl.

Hey, guys. Big fan.

Hey, hold on. Is that fish food?

Hey, I know that dog.

Hey, Lois. Oh!

Hey, my name's Keith.

Hey, those guys look fun.

Hey, well, you were in the middle of saving ours.

Hey. You'll get 'em next time.

High fiving so slow

Hmm, uh, let me think. Yes, yes! The answer is yes!

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hold on, PB. I'mma get us out.

Hold up, wait! For real?

Hop on, y'all.

How about you go play with them?

How are you gonna stop me when you're trapped in a cage?

How do you feel about guinea pigs?

How much did you have to drink?

How would you know?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? What is this?

Huh? What the heck are you doing?

Huh? What the...?

Huh. My evil plan to take out the Justice League.

Huh. You truly love him.

Hurry, there isn't much time. We have to save Superman.

I always have an exit strategy.

I always knew this is how it would end for me.

I always knew this is how it would end for me.

I always thought the cape was just a cute accessory.

I am a guinea pig, and I said kneel!

I am Aquaman.

I am fine. I'm totally...

I am not gonna pry.

I am really bad at this.

I am the Batman.

I am what I was always meant to become.

I am what I was always meant to become.

I ate some green kryptonite.

I bet they're all super tight buds,

I bet you were horribly maimed.

I can still hear the screams

I can't believe he really left with her.

I can't believe that shelter punk

I can't believe this is actually happening.

I can't let you keep risking your lives for my mistake.

I can't put my paw on it.

I could hurt someone. Or they could hurt me.

I did have this whole thing planned, but..

I didn't even know that was a thing.

I don't blame them.

I don't know why I said it like that.

I don't really have time in my life right now

I got a hot date with two firemen's helmets.

I got my tail on fire!

I gotta get this back to my boy.

I grew up on a farm. In a town called Smallville.

I guess it's down to us.

I had two toilet bowls and a bidet.

I had you where I wanted you.

I have a name.

I have come to recruit you

I have sought you out because you are apex predators.

I have you in my Lasso of Truth.

I hope it did.

I humbly present myself,

I just did what any dog would do.

I just want to be alone.

I know the feeling.

I know you like these,

I know, I just can't control it.

I know. You've always helped me in the past,

I like your laser thing.

I mean, come on. You didn't expect me to share credit

I mean, I lick myself all the time.

I mean, sure, the guy dates,

I mean, the kidnapping we could get behind.

I mean, what's the worst that could happen?

I miss my parents.

I never knew the stars could be this beautiful,

I never liked him.

I promised I'd watch over Superman.

I promised them that it would be their new...

I really am sorry, 'cause this must be

I really think a pet would be good for you.

I recorded all my knowledge in your collar.

I said I don't have my powers anymore.

I said the cape was cute.

I say this with love. You are all losers.

I see someone found his medicine.

I see you've retreated to your Batcave,

I should be a lot more dead right now, right?

I sleep in bed with Supes.

I started this with one best friend to save

I think a robot guard got his heart broken.

I think Krypto feels left out?

I think my teeth are still glowing.

I thought about throwing Lois Lane in the ocean.

I was just, uh, hit by a car a little.

I was making an inspiring hero speech.

I won't rest until I rescue you.

I would drink the juice box.

I would say dumb.

I, uh, turned my office into a rocket ship.

I'd expected you and that mutt of yours

I'd have been there for him no matter what.

I'll admit, sometimes it can be a little too specific.

I'll be right back with a surprise.

I'll be sure to say goodbye to Superman for you.

I'll come back for all of you guys after closing.

I'll destroy you all!

I'll save Superman, and when I do,

I'll see you never, Narc Kent.

I'll watch the crusts crisp alone.

I'm a totally normal dog.

I'm Aquaman!

I'm back!

I'm bustin' loose, PB.

I'm coming for you, Superman.

I'm fast now, but I still can't see [BLEEP].

I'm finally gonna be stronger than that stupid..

I'm freeing you from this horrible animal testing lab.

I'm gonna need an army.

I'm gonna need you to let go of that meteor, Lex.

I'm gonna rip you limb from limb.

I'm happy for you, buddy.

I'm his favorite henchman, not you, you piece of...

I'm his ride or die.

I'm in hot dog water, aren't I?

I'm just a sweet little purr purr baby.

I'm just glad that that new friend ain't me.

I'm Mark. And your name?

I'm medium on it, you know, if I'm honest.

I'm not a superhero.

I'm not even a good dog.

I'm passionate about world domination

I'm rooting for you, Ace.

I'm sending him back to the place

I'm sorry, Krypto.

I'm sorry. I know how close you are.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. My what is who?

I'm still taking you all to that farm.

I'm sure you can, uh, crash at the Hall of Justice.

I'm the only one to blame.

I'm the only one who didn't get any super...

I'm toast. I'm a goner.

I'm tormented every waking moment.

I'm, like, creeped out.

I'm...

I'm...

I've, uh, I've never really run before. [PANTING]

If he's anti a hero, then isn't he a villain?

If I can't have my guy, then you can't have yours.

If I really was his friend,

If it isn't the Justice League,

If Superman doesn't have room in his life for you anymore,

If the rescue lady's coming, you'll know it.

If we're goin' off that, I'd say you probably got a solid two days

If you all had pets, you'd understand.

If you help me save Superman.

Impossible. That dog wore glasses.

Impressive destruction, but not my work.

In 28 minutes, the entire Justice League

In here.

In your face, lettuce.

Inescapable prison.

Into a bit of a pickle.

Invisible jet. Yep. [GROANS]

Is gonna go kaboom.

Is on it. [GRUNTS]

Is that even how it works?

Is that like a juice box flavor or something?

Is this really the best way to find Superman?

Is this some type of fancy DMV?

It all started in Central City, 1854.

It is pie week.

It is really scary in here.

It only works on pets.

It requires him to fly directly to the sun

It was in some cheese.

It'll be just like riding a bike.

It'll implode.

It's a 100% animal farm.

It's a fine line, not gonna lie.

It's a rock.

It's a superpower that every dog possesses.

It's basically exactly like a regular hero except way cooler.

It's borderline aromatherapy, if I'm being honest.

It's called listenin'.

It's cat pee.

It's Krypto the Superdog.

It's not superpowers that make you a hero, Krypto.

It's over, hamster.

It's perfect.

It's really more transparent.

It's really more transparent.

It's true.

Just get him!

Just one question,

Just the plan that you all called crazy

Kal El, son of Jor El, I am Lulu,

Krypto, fetch!

Krypto, no.

Krypto, there's a bomb on the rocket.

Krypto!

Krypto?

Krypton is about to die.

Left you a few guineas short of a pig.

Let me just iron that out.

Let me look at you, my pet.

Let's do it now. I want to do it now.

Let's put this thing back in space where it belongs.

Lex Luthor denies involvement, but is quote "team bad guy."

Lex Luthor now finds himself behind bars.

Lex will pay for what he's done.

Lex, we were scientists together.

Lex, what are you doing?

Like clockwork, Carl will try to flirt with Patty.

Like, my powers include heat vision, freeze breath...

Like, pet owner situation?

Like, with you?

Listen, I'm afraid I gotta keep it to just one,

Lock the gates.

Lockin' you up in the cell. [LAUGHS]

Lois Joanne Lane,

Lois Lane told us all about you, hamster.

Look at all their dumb outfits.

Look at it.

Look who's alive!

Look, I know these powers are new to you,

Look, there's one. Oh, there's another one.

Looking for a friend for me.

Looks like one of my little babies is all grown up.

Looks like you worked everything out with Superman.

Loser, loser.

Luckily, I had the bone structure to pull it off.

Luckily, I'm going to do you a favor,

Luckily, Superman's dog is on our team.

Lulu was in the shelter with you, too.

Lulu, hey. What? Take us with you, okay?

Lulu, I know you're hurting, but join our pack.

Lulu, wait!

Lulu, whatever they tested on you in that lab,

M'kay, Wonder Woman will stop her. [GASPS]

Ma'am. Baby.

Maintain eye contact.

Make me the happiest Superman in the universe.

Man, I loved that couch.

Man, I wish I still had my powers.

Man, it sucks being a canine shield.

Mark, Keith, suffer.

Maybe a cat? How 'bout a cat?

Maybe I should let him sleep?

Maybe if you paid attention to... Huh?

Maybe put up a sign.

Maybe some cones.

Me? What do you mean, me? Father?

Me? Yes, I'm... I'm fine.

Meow, meow, buh bye.

Merton needs leafy greens.

Messing with the King of... Oh, whoa!

Miss you. Love you. Have fun.

Missing? [LAUGHS]

Mm mmm. No way. Not for superheroes.

Mm.

More importantly, can a dog fly a plane?

Moustache maybe, but not glasses.

Mr. Outside Underpants.

Mrs. Fast Pants.

Must protect Super... [GRUNTS]

My baby made friends.

My dookie doesn't stink.

My father was right.

My fellow, furrier, guinea pigs.

My goodness! [LAUGHS]

My IT crew,

My owner was a family.

My powers.

My problem is me.

Nah, forget it.

Nah, man, you're good.

Nah. It was nothin'.

Nancy got a fiancee and it was all over.

Need a light?

Never eat chocolate. That dog in the mirror is you.

Never feed us chocolate.

Never mind, never mind.

Never test a guinea pig. Okay?

Next to licking any part of your body.

Nice costume game, PB.

No one says that.

No one wants that, right?

No shelter lady watching our every move. Nope.

No, hey, come on, it's me. Papa Lex.

No, hey... What? Come on!

No, I know how to fly.

No, it's Krypto's most powerful move.

No, never mind.

No, no, no. [CHOKING]

No, no, no. I can't.

No, seriously, what just happened? I can't see [BLEEP].

No, this is different!

No, wait, never mind.

No, you've done enough.

No!

No!

No!

No! Don't listen to her.

No! My best friend is in danger,

No.

No.

No. How did they...?

No. I won't let you hurt him.

No. I'm just asking you for something,

No. It's Krypto the Superdog!

No. Lex, what are you doing?

No. Not the Solar Paw Punch.

No. That's my robot brother.

No. You're lying.

None of you are turtles!

Nope.

Nope. I bet on if you were dead.

Not even Superman himself has tried it.

Not if we get there first. Come on!

Not it.

Not only the villain who gets hit with the blow,

Not so fast.

Not so fast.

Not to be trusted.

Not.

Nothing for little furballs.

Nothing, PB.

Now surrender, I don't want to hurt you.

Now that sounds made up.

Now then, let's go free Lex.

Now, I have a present for you.

Now, I must take yours.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

Now, wait. It was supposed to be a fair fight.

Now!

Of a middle aged person who lives alone?

Of course I do.

Of course I do.

Of course you can.

Of course, Superman's dog he makes out with. He'll save us.

Of course, there were missteps along the way.

Of course! The federation of exes.

Of course. I can fly. This can fly.

Of course. I'm not a monster.

Of course. Stryker's Island.

Oh, Ace, I'm sorry.

Oh, and Krypto,

Oh, come on.

Oh, dang, [SNIFFS]

Oh, did I forget to mention my evil plan's grand finale?

Oh, good. Your marmot baby.

Oh, great.

Oh, great. These jabronies.

Oh, how I have longed for you to enter my solar system.

Oh, how I've longed for you to enter my solar system.

Oh, I can't believe this is finally happening.

Oh, I'm more than okay, pig.

Oh, if I didn't get this stitch,

Oh, Krypto.

Oh, Lex.

Oh, man, that hurt.

Oh, man, that looked like it hurt.

Oh, man. I'm getting a stitch. Yeah, I gotta take a knee.

Oh, my goddess.

Oh, my gosh. Wonder Woman has sat, like, right where I'm sitting.

Oh, my tail... My tail on fire!

Oh, no, please,

Oh, no! Oh, gosh! Cheese and crackers!

Oh, no.

Oh, of course! You're that super dork

Oh, okay, so you wanna take it there.

Oh, one more thing.

Oh, uh, don't worry,

Oh, what do I have here?

Oh, Whiskers.

Oh, yeah! Lettuce trees, baby!

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah? Watch him.

Oh, yeah? Well, how would you know?

Oh, you have nothing... until you've licked

Oh, you think you're so great, don't you, Superdog?

Oh, you want the truth?

Oh! Are you allergic or...?

Oh! Hey, Pops.

Oh! In the tongue. [LAUGHS]

Oh! Krypto!

Oh! Oh, yeah.

Oh! So you think I'm cute.

Oh. Listen, buddy, I...

Okay, but from a rocket, though?

Okay, Chip, time to light that kitty up.

Okay, enough mayhem. Thank you. We gotta go...

Okay, I don't know how that got in there.

Okay, I feel like I can say this now,

Okay, I let him sleep.

Okay, I'm gonna count to three

Okay, Krypto, you are definitely stalking me now.

Okay, Krypto.

Okay, let's get you out of here.

Okay, look. Pig to pig, I need your help

Okay, pack. I have a plan.