Mr. Johnson (Matt Vogel) Edit

Alright! I'll go. (Sesame Street #4603)

But, robots aren't born, they're- they're made in a factory. (Sesame Street #4709)

Buuut... if you want a warm welcome or a nice 'Howdy-doo', then Sesame Street isn't for you. (''Once Upon A Sesame Street Christmas'')

Did I just do something... kind?! (''Once Upon A Sesame Street Christmas'')

Gee, that's just the way people on our street. (''Once Upon A Sesame Street Christmas'')

Good luck, pal! (''Once Upon A Sesame Street Christmas'')

I am not pretending to be a elephant! (Sesame Street #4603)

I don't know how, and I don't WANNA know how! (Sesame Street #4603)

I don't want to pretend, I just wanna... see a real monkey! (Sesame Street #4603)

I told you, I don't pretend! (Sesame Street #4603)

I was being sarcastic. (''Once Upon A Sesame Street Christmas'')

Listen, don't take it personally, pal. (''Once Upon A Sesame Street Christmas'')

N-no, a birthday is a day that a person was born. (Sesame Street #4709)

No, this is Sesame Street! The unfriendliest Street in town! (''Once Upon A Sesame Street Christmas'')

No. This is Sesame Street, the unfriendliest street in town. (''Once Upon A Sesame Street Christmas'')

Of Sesame Street? (Sesame Street #4603)

Ooh, what imagination! It was probably just... the subway. (Sesame Street #4922)

So, uhh... where are the warthogs? (Sesame Street #4603)

That may be so! (''Once Upon A Sesame Street Christmas'')

That's right. (Sesame Street #5026)

The cows are SOOper bossy. (''Once Upon A Sesame Street Christmas'')

Trunks? (Sesame Street #4603)

Well, we do have one of the finest cookie shops in the world. (''Once Upon A Sesame Street Christmas'')

What?! Looks like it... belongs here. (''Once Upon A Sesame Street Christmas'')

Why did you bring me melted ice cream, Chris? (Sesame Street #4822)

Will I get to see a warthog? (Sesame Street #4603)