Mr. Johnson (Jerry Nelson) Edit

Aaand what kind of soup is that? (Sesame Street #1134)

And I lost a hat, my favorite hat! (Sesame Street #1828)

And please hurry. (Sesame Street #4191)

Anything but the fish. (''A Celebration Of Me, Grover'')

But I wanted to eat the salad! (Sesame Street #2582)

But I'm hungry! I want something to eat! (Sesame Street #2582)

But I'm still starving! (Sesame Street #2582)

But... I haven't had anything to eat! (Sesame Street #2582)

But... I'm the only one in here! (Sesame Street #3237)

C'mon let me go! (Sesame Street #3103)

Cheeeese. (Sesame Street #3232)

Cheese sir. (Sesame Street #3232)

Could you please hurry it up?! (Sesame Street #3237)

D'ohh, d'ohh I was afraid of that! You're all out of Christmas trees! (''Elmo Saves Christmas'')

Don't you have any SLOW food? (Sesame Street #2582)

Eh, tell me about it! (''Elmo Saves Christmas'')

Everytime you wait on me, I don't get what I want, and it takes forever. (Sesame Street #2582)

Hey, I know you. You're that waiter from over at Charlie's! (Sesame Street #3232)

I can't wait till your car's fixed, I'm in a hurry!! (Sesame Street #2984)

I do not want to look at the mummies and the daddies!! (Sesame Street #2984)

I don't believe this!!! (Sesame Street #3237)

I don't belive this! (Sesame Street #2582)

I don't wanna talk about it! (Sesame Street #2696)

I don't want to go to a movie! I don't want to go the zoo, I don't want to go the museum! I want YOU to drive ME, to the library!! (Sesame Street #2984)

I don't want to go to the zoo! (Sesame Street #2984)

I know that. Let's go! (Sesame Street #2984)

I know. That's why I'm going there. (Sesame Street #2984)

I ordered poached eggs on toast. (Sesame Street #2724)

I still didn't get my dinner! (''A Celebration Of Me, Grover'')

I want to go to the library. (Sesame Street #2984)

I'd like... one jelly donut, please! (Sesame Street #3237)

I'll take it. Follow me home. (''Elmo Saves Christmas'')

I'm the only one here!! (Sesame Street #3237)

Is that the best tree you've got? (''Elmo Saves Christmas'')

It's him again! (Sesame Street #3103)

It's you! You're that waiter from over at Charlie's Restaurant. (''Let's Eat Funny Food Songs'')

Looks good. (''A Celebration Of Me, Grover'')

Lovely? That frame is shaped like a circle, my painting is a square. It doesn't fit. Don't ya see? You should get a pair of glasses! (Sesame Street #3396)

Mother, this is one weird bus stop. (''Elmo's Sing Along Guessing Game'')

No!! (Sesame Street #4132)

NO!!! (Sesame Street #3237)

No?! (''Let's Eat Funny Food Songs'')

Oh boy, I can't wait. (Sesame Street #2971)

Oh boy, oh boy, am I hungry! I hope that waiter I always get isn't here today. (Sesame Street #3061)

Oh it's fast, huh? (Sesame Street #2582)

Oh no, it's you again! (Sesame Street #2971)

Oh no, it's you! Go away, I'm taking a nap! (Sesame Street #3891)

Oh no, not you! What are YOU doing here?! (Sesame Street #2616)

Oh no, you again! (Sesame Street #3396)

Oh no. It's you from Charlie's Restaurant! (Sesame Street #2582)

Oh no. It's you! (Sesame Street #2984)

Oh no. Not him! (Sesame Street #3103)

Oh no. Who could that be at this hour? (Sesame Street #3407)

Oh, waiter! (Sesame Street #0276)

Oh. Hey... this is gonna be my lucky day. (''A Celebration Of Me, Grover'')

Ohh fine, fine. Just take this away and give me a bowl of gazpacho. (Sesame Street #4191)

Ohhh hot soup on a hot day? Augh, I can't eat that, I- I need something cool. (Sesame Street #4191)

Okay okay, so you're saying I have no hair! Okay, what can I do about it?! (Sesame Street #3407)

Ooh where are they? (''Elmo Saves Christmas'')

Please be very careful!! It's an original! (Sesame Street #3396)

Poached corn? (Sesame Street #2724)

Porridge?!? (''Let's Eat Funny Food Songs'')

Thank you!! (Sesame Street #1134)

That's it. That's it! My name IS Johnson! Yes! And I used to live in Buffalo! (Sesame Street #1828)

That's my wife! (Sesame Street #3396)

The message! Who sent the message? Who has my hat?! (Sesame Street #1828)

The ones you're selling for only 25 cents! (''Elmo Saves Christmas'')

The sign!?! (''Elmo Saves Christmas'')

The very waiter I was hoping to get away from! (Sesame Street #3198)

Then where are the trees!?! (''Elmo Saves Christmas'')

This is a hat with a feather in it. (''Let's Eat Funny Food Songs'')

Uh hello, Speedy Pizza? (Sesame Street #2971)

Uh- I'm just looking for the bus to Cincinnati. (''Elmo's Sing Along Guessing Game'')

Uhh maybe it was my ear. (Sesame Street #1227)

Uhh what's the fish? (''A Celebration Of Me, Grover'')

Wait a minute! (Sesame Street #2724)

Wait! I wanted one of my own! This is hers. (''A Celebration Of Me, Grover'')

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Could you do something about it? (Sesame Street #1134)

Waiter! (''A Celebration Of Me, Grover'')

Waiter! (Sesame Street #4191)

Waiter!! (''Let's Eat Funny Food Songs'')

Waiting? Waiting for what!?! (Sesame Street #2984)

Well I kno- but I don't want porridge, I don't even like porridge!! (''Let's Eat Funny Food Songs'')

Well my lunch hour's over, I don't have time to eat it now. See ya tomorrow. (Sesame Street #0332)

Well yes, I'm very hungry! I just don't want breakfast because I ate my breakfast... at breakfast TIME! Now it's lunchtime.... (''Let's Eat Funny Food Songs'')

Well...? (''Elmo Saves Christmas'')

What are YOU doing up here? (Sesame Street #3103)

What happened to my coffee, where did it go?! (Sesame Street #4302)

What is this?! (''Let's Eat Funny Food Songs'')

What was that? (Sesame Street #2582)

What? After I waited all this time?! (Sesame Street #4302)

What's this? (Sesame Street #2724)

What's this?! (''Let's Eat Funny Food Songs'')

Where are the Christmas trees? (''Elmo Saves Christmas'')

Who is the message from? (Sesame Street #3891)

Why not?! (''Let's Eat Funny Food Songs'')

Wow. They really are speedy at Speedy Pizza. (Sesame Street #2971)

Y'know I've had a lot of problems in this restaurant, but it's hard to imagine what could go wrong with two poached eggs on toast. (Sesame Street #2724)

Yeah listen, don't ha- don't hang up yet! I want- I want that pizza with sausage and mushrooms on top.... (Sesame Street #2971)

Yeah would you please deliver a pizza to me at 14 Sesame Street, right away. (Sesame Street #2971)

Yeah, a bag!! (Sesame Street #3237)

Yeah, right after lunch. Mmhmm, yeah. (Sesame Street #2582)

Yes, I sure am. Now, now... who's it from? (Sesame Street #1828)

Yes, I'd like a bowl of hot alphabet soup. (Sesame Street #0276)

Yes!! (Sesame Street #4132)

You?! Why are you the waiter here? This banquet is for you. (''A Celebration Of Me, Grover'')

12,000 restaurants, I don't know why I have to come to this one! (Sesame Street #1134)

40. (Sesame Street #3237)

41. (Sesame Street #3237)