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V-H-S V/H/S: A Gritty Found-Footage Horror Anthology V/H/S is a gripping and terrifying found-footage anthology film that

V-H-S

V/H/S: A Gritty Found-Footage Horror Anthology

V/H/S is a gripping and terrifying found-footage anthology film that takes viewers on a chilling journey through various horrifying tales. Released in 2012, this critically acclaimed movie intertwines multiple stories, each packed with suspense, horror, and an overall sense of dread that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

The film features an ensemble cast, including several up-and-coming actors, who deliver outstanding performances that bring these nightmarish stories to life. Notable cast members include Joe Swanberg, Sophia Takal, Calvin Reeder, Helen Rogers, Adam Wingard, and many more.

The concept of V/H/S centers around a group of petty criminals who are hired to break into a seemingly abandoned house and retrieve a mysterious VHS tape. As they begin to search the premises, they stumble upon a large collection of tapes, each containing a horrifying story. As they watch the tapes one by one, they are thrust into a world of unimaginable horror and malevolence.

Within V/H/S, viewers are treated to a series of short films, each directed by different talented filmmakers. This anthology-style approach gives the film a unique texture, allowing each segment to explore different sub-genres of horror, from supernatural entities to psychological torture. The multiple narratives keep the audience engaged, as they never know what horrors await them in the next tape.

One memorable segment from V/H/S is "Amateur Night," directed by David Bruckner. The story follows three friends who are out for a night of debauchery, equipped with hidden cameras to document their exploits. Their plans take an incredibly dark turn when they encounter a mysterious woman with supernatural powers. This segment showcases the found-footage style at its finest, with tense and heart-pounding moments that will leave you terrified.

Another standout segment is "Tuesday the 17th," directed by Glenn McQuaid. In this homage to slasher films, a group of friends decides to spend a day in the woods. However, they soon realize they are being hunted by an unseen malicious force. The clever use of the found-footage aesthetic enhances the tension, making viewers feel like they are right there with the characters, desperately trying to survive.

V/H/S offers a refreshingly raw and gritty approach to horror, embracing the found-footage style that has become synonymous with the genre. The shaky camera work, grainy visuals, and realistic performances all contribute to the overall sense of unease and help immerse viewers in the terrifying world the film creates.

If you're a fan of horror or simply looking for an adrenaline-inducing movie experience, V/H/S is a must-watch. Its clever storytelling, intense atmosphere, and memorable segments make it a standout in the found-footage genre. And the best part? You can play and download these bone-chilling sounds here, providing an evocative and chilling soundtrack to accompany your nightmares.

So gather your courage, dim the lights, and be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of horror with V/H/S. But beware, once you enter the world of V/H/S, there's no turning back.

A breeze or something like that. Breeze.
A chair! There was a struggle!
A closed mouth gathers no foot!
A new turn of events will soon come about.
A part of the country that has drug problems
A really shitty haunted house.
A room with one bed, which is annoying.
A sword is upon the liars!
A sword is upon the mighty men,
A sword is upon their horses, and upon their chariots,
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
Aaaahhhh!
Aaaahhhh!
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Emily! Emily!
Aah! Oh, fuck!
Aah. Ew.
Able to fall back asleep.
About the murders?
About us all gettin' killed?
Absolutely sword. It's an awesome sword.
Adults who crawled out of a bar and got into your car.
Afraid she was gonna hurt me,
After you.
Ah, shit! Gary!
Alex, do what she says, man.
All girls trip.
All right, I'm closing my eyes.
All right, I'm sorry.
All right, let me let me find something.
All right, let me get over there.
All right, so this...
All right, so you guys are good to go.
All right, you go that way.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. ( Chuckles )
All right. That is definitely what I want to do.
All this shit up to the car.
All you've got to do is cover up
Almost got it!
Alone? Yeah?
Also, my my arm's been really bothering me.
Am I just, like, a spy now?
And and and put a bandage on it
And all we have to do is steal this one vhs tape.
And also I think this is, like,
And also, I just don't feel like it.
And also, she's, like, not
And asking everybody, but why wouldn't you,
And bipolar disorder.
And check on the car later too.
And fall upon him and burn him,
And he's fucking sleeping, so you've got to stay quiet.
And I answered it, and it was a girl
And I came back... To move on. I I get it.
And I forgot to buy sunscreen.
And I had you know, I had my big accident
And I had to have surgery, and it was the first time
And I haven't done it since.
And I just felt alone, you know?
And I'll just... Stay at home?
And I'm gonna be recording our mementos, our memories.
And if he's paying attention to me, and then I'll talk to him.
And if she's still there in the morning,
And it must be your lucky day
And it's moving! ( Laughing )
And maybe I'll be brave enough to open the door.
And now you've told her that it's gonna be
And run back in here, okay?
And run by and do you know, like, up skirt stuff.
And sort of break the trip up so it's not so brutal...
And spend the night in lake Havasu,
And spend the night in Vegas
And still break the trip up, for the most part,
And that tracking device in her arm,
And then you get, like, all freaked out and crazy?
And then you just took off your sunglasses?
And they shall be dismayed.
And this time, I'm ready for you. Get that shit outta here.
And upon all the mingled people
And we could even film it for prosperity.
And we're gonna use it for blackmail.
And you didn't check?
And...
Any kind of chemicals into our food.
Anyway, he also said
Anyways, the job pays, so, like...
Are the girls coming out tonight?
Are you ? Go answer it!
Are you afraid of your future?
Are you all right?
Are you all right?
Are you guys doing drugs right now? Seriously.
Are you kidding me? No way.
Are you okay?
Are you ready?
Are you recording this?
Are you serious?
Are you sure you saw, like, a little kid?
Arise, O lord! ( Voices affirm )
Arise, O lord! Cast you down!
Arise, O lord! Cast you down!
At least open my door.
Aw, fuck! Stay in here and check out those tapes, man!
Aw, shit, all right, be cool, be cool.
Aw, you bein' a bitch!
Awesome.
Ay yi ya ya!
Back to your left.
Back up. Back up, back up. Turn around, turn around.
Bait?
Be careful.
Be careful. Be careful, okay?
Because when you told me about this trip,
Believe it or not,
Big billfold.
Brad, Brad, Brad.
Brad.
Brad.
But also have, like, one more day of... Fun.
But for right now, just leave it alone.
But I don't remember how.
But I got instantly... Nervous.
But I guess it's okay,
But I'll tell you this, we're gonna make tapes
But I'm gonna investigate to see how dirty it is.
But it could have been anything, Emily.
But it's so quiet that I can hear her
But now we're... Joey: Wait a minute.
But remember the movie big?
But she was just, like, weird.
But someone's gotta do it.
But this is what we're going to be looking at
But this year, I have you guys, so it's gonna be fun.
But when you're a doctor, could you just support me,
But you didn't see an old fucker or whatever.
But, uh, I'll explain it to him.
By being in the far right Lane.
Cameraman: Fuck, what?!
Cameraman: He's dead.
Cameraman: Hey. Hey. Who stays here?
Cameraman: Shhh!
Cameraman: Show her tits!
Cameraman: What the fuck, dude?
Cameraman: Work?!
Cameraman: Yeah, we got a tape right here.
Cameraman: Yeah, well, we've done this so many times.
Can I come with you?
Can I turn off the light?
Can you get a shot of this?
Can you go to the bathroom and clean that off?
Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
Can you not put that so close to my face?
Can't quite find anything to grab on...
Cars.
Cast him down! Cast him down!
Cast you down! Arise, O lord!
Chad: ( Laughing ) What the hell?
Chad: Back up, back up, back up!
Chad: Fuck! ( Girl cries out )
Chad: Fuck! ( Matt speaks indistinctly )
Chad: Go, go!
Chad: Go, go.
Chad: Go!
Chad: Go!
Chad: Go! Fuck! Oh, Jesus!
Chad: How do we get upstairs?
Chad: It's one of those.
Chad: Just focus and find the fucking hospital!
Chad: Just get the girl and leave.
Chad: Just keep her awake! Keep her awake!
Chad: The fuck was that?
Chad: What street are we on?
Chad! Oh, fuck!
Changing into my jammies.
Check it out. Turn your brights on, yo.
Clint: Doing what? I don't hey, are you okay?
Clint: Dude, chill out.
Clint: Dude, she's passed out.
Clint: Dude, what's up, man?
Clint: Hey, chill dude, it's cool!
Clint: Hey, is everything cool?
Clint: Hey, whoa.
Clint: Hey.
Clint: Hey... Are you okay?
Clint: Hold on, guys.
Clint: I don't want to run out the battery.
Clint: I got the key. I got the key.
Clint: I guess they like each other.
Clint: I I have no idea what you're saying.
Clint: I'm sorry.
Clint: It's blinkin'. Do it. Go in.
Clint: It's cool.
Clint: Open the door!
Clint: Shit, man, shut the fuck up.
Clint: Wait, hold on, Shane.
Clint: What?
Clint: What?!
Clint: You don't gotta trick her, man!
Close your door.
Close your eyes.
Come on in.
Come on, dude.
Come on, fucker!
Come on, I think we should get back into the lake,
Come on, just take hold on.
Come on, let's do this! Let's go, let's go!
Come on, man!
Come on, y'all, let's go.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Gimme gimme something.
Come on! Shit!
Come on.
Come on. Come on, make out with me for a second.
Come on. Why are you turning away?
Come out, dude, it's gonna be an awesome party.
Controls are on the top.
Cowboy hat? Could I wear a cowboy hat?
Creepy!
Deep breaths. ( Chad and Paul arguing )
Did you did you hurt it on the hike today, or...?
Did you erase it?
Did you fall?
Did you guys bring any tools, or...?
Did you hear that?
Did you look in the fucking machines?
Did you see that?
Did you take money out of my wallet?
Digging around in your arm is not gonna do any more good.
Do as ye have said,
Do you know?
Do you want me to replay this?
Do you want to go? ( Inaudible )
Do you want to go? Do you understand?
Do you want to sleep over here with me?
Does it look like it's gonna rain?
Does that have an expiration date?
Doing something about it, but right now...
Don't do it!
Don't do it. Stop now. ( Chuckles )
Don't laugh, don't laugh! I'm serious. The fear.
Don't put that back on.
Don't put that on.
Don't say that.
Don't touch her.
Don't touch the dude.
Don't want to what?
Don't worry, guys, I'll are you guys ? Oh!
Don't you wanna fuck me?
Don't! Don't! Ow, ow, ow!
Dream on. ( Laughter )
Driver: Sword? No sword? Sword!
Dude ain't gotta check it!
Dude, come on, aren't you a bit old for this shit?
Dude, drive!
Dude, I've got to take a shit. You just scared the shit outta me.
Dude, let's use that fuckin' tape.
Dude, look at 'em! You can't see 'it!
Dude, she doesn't want to, all right?
Dude, tell him about the deal that you got.
Dude, this ******'s house is a mansion.
Dude, we get $50 every time we do one of these things.
Dude, we were just downstairs.
Dude, you gotta hurry! What the fuck is wrong with the car?
Dude! Cleared out quick!
Dude... Couldn't find it.
Eh, probably.
Emily, what are you doing?
Emily, what the fuck are you doing?
Emily, what the fuck is that? Don't do that!
Emily! ( Emily screams )
Emily! Emily, look at me, okay?
Emily?
Emily. Emily.
Even though I wasn't, like,
Even though she's about 50 yards away.
Everything's pretty much empty in here.
Fanatic: Aaaahhhh!
Fanatic: Quiet, you, quiet! Get away from me!
Fifty dollars for each time we do this.
Fine! Jesus! Fuck!
Fine! She's a grown ass fuckin' woman!
First one's through.
For a long time.
For fuck's sake!
For fuckin' bein' the fuckin' man tonight.
For our fifth annual rain dance festival.
Four Irish shit.
Four of their finest Irish
From me, and from the house of my father.
From my colleagues, so... did things go well?
Fuck each other's brains out,
Fuck me! The fuck does she want?
Fuck, dude.
Fuck, man! ( Indistinct remark )
Fuck, no. You stay in here.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck! Chad!
Fuck! Shit!
Fuck.
Fuckin' drive, dude! Come on!
Fuckin' garter belt's gonna be tough.
Fuckin' go up there.
Fuckin' stalled, man!
Fucking his daughter or something,
Fucking wack!
Gary, there ain't no tape. Just take this.
Gary: Found it!
Gary: Well, looks like we've found all this guy's shit.
Gary: Zac? Hey, Zac.
Get off me!
Get off of me! Get off of me!
Get on it.
Get over here. Get this shit.
Get some rest.
Get the door!
Get the fuck off of me!
Get this shit, dude.
Get your bread!
Get your game face on. You got it!
Gimme! Gimme one of these!
Girl: Aah! Aaaahhhh!
Girl: Don't... Don't leave me!
Girl: Oh, God! Help!
Girl: Please help me!
Give it to me. Shit.
Give me one victory.
Go in your living room.
Go introduce me.
Go!
Go! Go! Go!
God, look at that shit.
Good, well, take care of it.
Got some money? I'll tell you all about it!
Grown ass woman.
Guys, come on!
Guys, not funny!
Guys?
Guys.
Ha ha ha! Whoo!
Happy Halloween!
Happy reunion with a loved one.
Has he said he'd pay you, like, money?
Have you actually got paid?
Haven't you noticed there's, like,
He fuckin' calls it drugs!
He must be goddamn rich!
He probably went to get beer.
He said no one's ever died in my apartment, ever.
He said we'd fucking know, but I don't,
He saw some of your stuff online, so you have a fan.
He was beyond insane.
He was evil.
He's what do we do?
He's a ghost. He freaks me out.
He's dead. He's dead.
Heavy clouds too... ( Indistinct conversation )
Helicopter rides, games, games...!
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? Hey. Hey. Hey.
Help! Help! Help!
Here you go. I've got a flashlight.
Here, babe.
Here, gimme a beer.
Here, I'm gonna go a little further.
Here. You got her?
Here's a fuckin' crate.
Hey there, feller. This here's pappy,
Hey, come on. Come on, wake up.
Hey, dude, check it out, check it out.
Hey, dude, there's nothing there.
Hey, Emily, what's going on?
Hey, fuck you, man!
Hey, Gary, Gary. They took care of it.
Hey, hold on, look at this.
Hey, how's it going?
Hey, it's cool, man.
Hey, lady, how you doin'? You all right?
Hey, let's go hey, Gary.
Hey, Matt!
Hey, rock, hey, can you hold my camera for a second?
Hey, shut the fuck up, man.
Hey, there's two more.
Hey, we doin' this or what, huh?
Hey, were you recording that?
Hey, where you going?
Hey, would you guys calm the fuck down?!
Hey, you got crumbs in your beard.
Hey, you like this? Ohh, easy!
Hey, you want to go meet some people over there?
Hey! Watch with the the heavy handedness!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Hey, come here.
Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Two.
Hi.
Ho ho ho!
Hold her, hold her, hold her.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, I I've got to get outta here.
Hold on, let me see if I've got a dollar.
Hold on.
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
How 'bout a big ol' wallet like that?
How 'bout now?
How 'bout that? How's that sound?
How are... How are you?
How could you even film that?
How do I turn these off?
How he could be at two places at once.
How many fuckin' flapjacks are you gonna put down?
How many people are supposed to be at this party?
How much does it cost to tell your future?
How was how was work?
How you gonna get more money than that?
How's it going?
How's that work, man?
How's that?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
I brought you back because I needed bait.
I can do, like, five.
I can get us more money than that in one night.
I can get us more than 50 bucks, man.
I can hear the little boy's footsteps.
I can't believe I was even, like,
I can't believe they can afford this!
I can't catch that thing.
I can't find any
I can't imagine there being much
I could never do that.
I could probably go farther, but I'm too scared.
I didn't buy anything!
I didn't do it! Wendy did it!
I didn't see anything. No.
I don't blame you. But, like
I don't even know where the fuck we are!
I don't know if she can survive that.
I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies.
I don't know what I did to deserve to deserve someone...
I don't know, as long as they pay us,
I don't know, man.
I don't know! I don't know!
I don't know.
I don't know. ( Objects clatter )
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. I got a sword out of it.
I don't know. I keep fiddling with it.
I don't know. I'll go look for 'em.
I don't know. It didn't get that far.
I don't know. It was in your room.
I don't know. We're gonna go scare Matt.
I don't remember.
I don't see much of a blonde goddess anywhere.
I don't think I can get back up.
I don't think she ought to do it.
I get it.
I got it, I got it.
I gotta I gotta do some work, so what's going on?
I guess he didn't reserve
I guess you'll have to convince me here.
I guess, yeah, if you want that.
I had so much fun playing craps last time,
I have my own money. I don't need to take your money.
I have no idea what you could possibly be imagining right now.
I have, like, a sore spot or something.
I I don't I can't imagine he'd be thrilled to have that conversation.
I just don't want anything to jump out at me.
I just really badly wanna play craps.
I just said I didn't want you to record something like this.
I just. Uh... I don't want to look at him.
I know I mean, my neighbor always wears heels,
I know I said I didn't want this,
I know what you want to do.
I know. It is really weird.
I know. This'll only take a minute.
I like that. I would want that.
I like you.
I like you.
I like you.
I like you.
I love you.
I mean, could it have been coming from upstairs?
I mean, do you want me to make it difficult for you?
I mean, I I think I saw something,
I mean, it explains a lot
I mean, it sounds like you were asleep.
I mean, it's a camera, but
I mean, it's a good job at that,
I mean, that's not bad for this
I mean, you're telling me. She thinks I'm in Michigan.
I mean... maybe a little convincing, or...
I mean... Oh, my God.
I miss you.
I need I need to take a shower, dude.
I need to document this, okay?
I need to find out if a little kid died here.
I need to take it up a fuckin' notch!
I need you to leave, sir.
I remember reading about it now.
I said I would do it if you would just turn the camera off.
I should talk to him. I should have talked...
I think it costs a dollar.
I think it's fine. Maybe we can come out
I think it's the law or something.
I think you can see.
I think you need help.
I thought we were going
I thought you said it was mariposa.
I told them to keep looking.
I wanna hold 'em.
I wasn't gonna rrraaaaahhhhh! ( Overlapping shouts )
I went to see Dr. aberdeen today, like I told you.
I will make out with you if you put the camera away.
I wish I could.
I would never fuck you and I would never fuck you.
I wouldn't really know what to say...
I wouldn't worry about it.
I'd fuck me. Would you, Spider?
I'll be right down.
I'll call you and you can watch me,
I'll find out what he wants
I'll just fuckin' find you a better camera.
I'll look at it when I get there.
I'll record it next time. ( Chuckles )
I'll wash my hands after I eat with my hands.
I'm about to go to sleep.
I'm almost disappointed.
I'm coming down a little bit!
I'm feeling lucky.
I'm fuckin' going.
I'm going to open the door with you here.
I'm gonna ask my landlord.
I'm gonna close my eyes, and then you'll tell me what's there, okay?
I'm gonna go check it out.
I'm happy to let it drop.
I'm hearing the noise again.
I'm holding the here, hold on.
I'm just crazy.
I'm just fuckin' sittin' on the couch, dude!
I'm just gonna give myself the option of maybe...
I'm just gonna have to break some bones.
I'm leaving.
I'm not fuckin' whoa, shit.
I'm not getting in that fucking lake.
I'm not tricking anyone, dude!
I'm on! I'm on. It's on right now.
I'm saying that... Stop! ( Laughing ) ( Sam laughing )
I'm sorry, dude. Come on.
I'm tired of it.
I'm wearing a stupid helmet.
I'm... scared of getting the fear.
I've been with you this whole time.
I've got lots more to say to you.
I've never seen that before.
If if that's what you do, can I play with Samantha?
If he wants me to find his body, or... whatever.
If I heard about some damn murders out here?
If you think about what we're doing right now,
If you want.
If you're watching this...
In the matter, all right?
Into the middle of the street that night.
Is anyone else's beer warm?
Is he here?
Is there something...?
It could lead to more work.
It didn't seem like it was real, but I was awake.
It eventually will, I think, hit spring street.
It must suck to be woken up all the time.
It was fine.
It was like this weird, medieval...
It was weird. It was like, while it was happening,
It was, like, four kids were killed, and the guy
It was, like, really creepy.
It'll be fine.
It's a girl.
It's a mild form of schizophrenia
It's a super good idea.
It's a whole lot better to say just a little bit
It's about the size of your dick,
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's always been student housing.
It's an empty house.
It's awesome!
It's coming right out of your head.
It's fine, don't worry.
It's fine.
It's fucking burning!
It's just your hallway.
It's just, like a tradition type thing, or what's the deal?
It's just, like, a fff... Really messed up car.
It's kind of dirty, and there only two beds.
It's like I bruised it or something,
It's like this...
It's mine.
It's not filming. I mean... yeah...
It's not haunted. I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation.
It's not... It's not getting better.
It's over.
It's perfect! In I I ice!
It's right under there. Look, look, I'll show you.
It's so annoying.
It's some kind of, like,
It's sort of appealing to me, but...
It's tripping me out.
It's, like, really...
It's, like, the really fun game.
James, are you there?
James: You're telling me part of this thing is human?
James!
Jesus Christ. You're doing it wrong, man.
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus! ( Laughter )
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus. Fuck.
Joey, please do not tell me you're a virgin.
Joey: ...I mean, I was here to fuckin' boink her.
Joey: All right. Well... Hi, wall. "Hi, Joey."
Joey: Fucker's gonna die!
Joey: Here?
Joey: I don't know. Is this it?
Joey: I want to see you get it.
Joey: Just take a hit, bro.
Joey: Oh, my God, it's not gonna hurt you.
Joey: That was huge, girls!
Joey: Wedgie?
Joey: You're fuckin' with us! Get outta here!
Joey?
Joey... You're all gonna fuckin' die up here.
Just for one second, I promise.
Just get it.
Just get outta the way. Just... fuck it.
Just go. Come on, come on, come on.
Just like that, you're gonna leave me in here with this dead fucker?
Just shut your fucking mouth, man.
Just stop touching it, and when I come and see you,
Just suck on it. Bite into it!
Justin!
Justin? Justin!
Let me in!
Let's check all these.
Let's do this! Shut up! We're doing this!
Let's go and do this.
Let's just fuckin' go.
Let's just hurry up and get this shit and go.
Like a cross between... ( Dance music playing )
Like I said earlier, 2 inch cock.
Like seven years ago. You still have a scar from that.
Like, a college age girl.
Like, a lump under my skin or something.
Like, right here...
Like, some old guy's here right now?
Like, this coming summer.
Like, um... I don't know, Emily.
Like, wait for people to be getting into their cars tomorrow
Like, you know, maybe it was, like...
Lisa, wake the fuck up! Come on!
Lisa: It's... Like you're on fire!
Lisa! Lisa, wake up!
Listen up, now, you hear?
Listen, I don't see anything, okay?
Listen, you're gonna be okay.
Listen!
Look at all this. Look at all this.
Look at her eyes.
Look. Stop stop!
Looks like there's bullet holes in the side.
Made it back okay?
Male voice: ...And then, through the unity
Man, I'm gonna draw two balls at once.
Man, of all the times for you not to be recording our chat!
Man: All right, watch your head, dude.
Man: Gary!
Man: Ow!
Man... Mmmm... I just saw look.
Matt: ( Cheerfully ) Fuck!
Matt: All right, I'm going left.
Matt: Get the car! Get the car!
Matt: Here. Okay. Get in.
Matt: Hey, can you hear me?
Matt: Okay, I got her, I got her, I got her.
Matt: One more step. One more step.
Matt: Probably...
Matt: Watch it. Slow. Now. Aah.
Matt: What what's over there?
Matt: Yeah, they'll be there. They're coming out later.
Maybe a little more?
Maybe it's a tape of a senator
Maybe we should just get the others and get the fuck outta here.
Maybe we're a little early.
Maybe. Maybe I bumped it.
Maybe... he's done for the night.
Might want you to ring the doorbell.
Mini casinos, fortune tellers,
Mm hmm.
Mnh mnh.
My new idea is we could go a little bit out of the way
My only guess is that she must be just going door to door
Naw, man, let's use the tape.
Next time I call you in the middle of the night,
Nice, dude!
No fuckin' way.
No like?
No means no, asshole!
No one has seen this yet. This shit is red hot.
No, dude, that fuckin' hurt!
No, I don't see anything.
No, I don't want to get a sunburn,
No, I'm being dead serious.
No, it's just fun, and not many people go up there,
No, it's not therapy.
No, just stop, dude. Just stop, man.
No, no, no, no, no. Put that away.
No, no, no. Just look
No, no, this feels really familiar.
No, no, this is just like before.
No, oh, my God, Spider, the look on your face right now...
No, should I?
No, what's that?
No, yeah, you're gonna wanna go to
No, you disturbed the neighbors.
No, you wanna go 134 west.
No!
No.
No. Here. Take this fuckin' backpack.
No. I mean...
No. Oh, I have I'll use this.
No. Um... I haven't spoken to my advisor yet,
No. What do you mean? I just got caught up in the moment.
Nothingness.
Now, don't you be a stranger.
Nuts!
Of the men with the sword.
Oh, Christ.
Oh, come on, turn your fucking dick on.
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Oh, fuck! Get outta here!
Oh, fuck! She really just fuckin' bit me!
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, God, it's gettin' fuckin' cold.
Oh, God! Help me, please! Get me out of here! Please!
Oh, hey, what's up?
Oh, Jesus!
Oh, Jesus!
Oh, man, he smells.
Oh, my God, my throat's on fire.
Oh, my God, your eye! Look at your fucking eye!
Oh, my God! Look at him, huh?
Oh, my God! Oh, my go ! ( Laughing )
Oh, my God! You ! That was crazy!
Oh, no!
Oh, okay, yeah. This is
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, perfect fit!
Oh, seriously?
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit! Fuck!
Oh, shit! Fuck!
Oh, shit! Ohhh, shit!
Oh, shit! Run, run, run! Go, go, go!
Oh, shit! Run, run, run! Go, go, go!
Oh, shit! What is it?
Oh, shit! What the fuck?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Okay.
Oh, that's funny. That's really funny.
Oh, the styrofoam plate? On the grill! Ha ha ha!
Oh, well, I felt that lump move in my arm today.
Oh, what is that?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you just knew 'cause you're a boob psychic.
Oh! Another room that's locked up.
Oh! Get him, get him, get him, get him!
Oh.
Oh. Um... okay.
Oh... ( Laughing ) Fuck!
Ohh, you're so oh, God, you're so sexy!
Ohh!
Ohh! Fuckin' thigh high!
Ohh! Oh, fuck! Holy shit!
Ohh! Oh, God!
Ohh! Yeah, dude!
Ohh...!
Okay, can you do that?
Okay, go up left here and head towards Ryback road.
Okay, here's the deal:
Okay, I'm going, I'm going.
Okay, I'm not looking.
Okay, okay, hold on.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay. Her feet, her feet.
Okay, okay. Where we gonna go now?
Okay, this crate.
Okay, well, do you have a flashlight?
Okay, well, next time it happens,
Okay! God! Jeez !
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All right, maybe not the scariest thing I've ever seen.
Okay. All right. I promise.
Okay. I mean...
Okay. Um...
Okay. Um... Do you have a weapon?
Okay. We're cool, we're cool, we're cool.
On two.
One of the other girls, uh, called in sick,
Or iodine or something like that
Or not.
Or, uh... Blonde crack whore, according to you.
Or...
Out there having a conversation on a cellphone,
Over here! Over here! Go, go!
Pappy here's got some wisdom for you!
Party boys: Cast him down!
Patrick, shut up!
Patrick, wait! Wake up! Wake up!
Patrick, what are you doing?
Patrick, what are you doing?
Patrick, what do we do?
Patrick: Get off me!
Patrick: Now, this is for fuckin' Clint,
Patrick: Put 'em on, put 'em on, put 'em on.
Patrick: Talking about flapjacks with a girl.
Patrick: What the fuck? What the fuck?
Patrick!
Patrick. Patrick.
Paul, you know where we're going, right?
Paul: Awesome. That is awesome.
Paul: Come on!
Paul: Guys, this way!
Paul: Hey. Anything in there?
Paul: I think I found the party.
Paul: Oh, my God!
Paul: What are we gonna do?
Paul: What the fuck was that?
Paul: Yeah, where the fuck is the party?
Please let me in!
Please press record!
Please! ( Indistinct remarks )
Please! Please let me in!
Please! Please!
Post traumatic stress therapy or something.
Power up!
Prepare for awesome.
Probably fuckin' each other downstairs.
Probably gonna be two inches in a minute!
Promise me before we eat you're gonna wash your hands.
Radio announcer: As far as you can see, we've covered
Reaching out of the wall at you.
Ready?
Real group participation game.
Really, Wendy?
Really?
Right. I'm telling you, he just crawled back there.
Roll on that ass. Roll on that fuckin' ass.
Roommate: Hey, dude, your dumb friends are here.
Sam and I are going on a road trip,
Sam: All right, so, babe, I'm thinking...
Sam: Babe, are you gonna wash your hands?
Sam: How far can you go?
Sam: So this must be the main drag.
Sam: What we got there?
Sam: What?
Sam: Where are we?
Sam?
Samantha: Are you sure you wanna see that?
Samantha: Get it out !
Samantha: He was kind of cute, though.
Samantha: I don't want to hear a word about you jerking off.
Samantha: It's good, right?
Samantha: Just fuckin' chillin'.
Samantha: Seriously, that's gross! Stop poking it!
Samantha: She gave me the fuckin' fear!
Samantha: Spider, did you bring the fucking camera?
Samantha: Spider, what's wrong? Why do you look so scared?
Samantha: Take a fucking hit and chill out!
Samantha: That reminds me of your mom!
Samantha: What do you do, just, like,
Samantha: What do you mean, you don't remember?
Samantha: Why are you carrying around grass?
See him?
See that, uh, blonde goddess up there?
See? I told you. My apartment's haunted.
See? That is exactly why I picked her.
Seriously, Emily, look at me.
Seriously?
Shane is dead! I don't know!
Shane, come on, man.
Shane: ( Gasping ) Fuck! Dude!
Shane: Clint, what are you doing?
Shane: Come on. Okay, yeah.
Shane: Get beyond that... Girl: You are such a dork!
Shane: Get the fuck off of me! Shit!
Shane: Ohh, so wholesome!
Shane: Sassy!
Shane's dead? Shane's dead? Shane's fucking dead?
She asked if we could give her a ride...
She has great fuckin' tits.
She is on some fuckin' drugs, dude!
She seems really professional.
She was like, "you're all gonna fuckin' die!"
She was like, young, but not not, like, a girl girl,
She wasn't physically intimidating,
She... she diagnosed me as schizoaffective.
She's a fuckin' trip, huh?
She's done, dude, she's done.
She's gon' suck yo' dick off!
She's gone.
She's had a lot to drink.
She's not there anymore.
Shh.
Shhh...!
Shit, shit, shit.
Shit!
Shit!
Shortcut!
Shut the dude, I'm fuckin' dead serious.
Shut the fuck up, dude.
Shut the fuck up, dudes! We can get more money than that!
Shut the fuck up.
Singing barbecue. Singing pig.
Sir !
Sit back a little bit.
So I feel like I would rather just let it...
So I know what that sounds like.
So I was the only one answering phones all night.
So just... stop acting like I have a choice
So we'll have the place to ourselves.
So you're just gonna tell me if he's there
So, as soon as as soon as I open the bedroom door,
So, do you ever come here... Before?
So, I talked to my landlord today.
So, I'm gonna close my eyes so he doesn't scare me.
So, what was the deal with Wendy...
So, you found a buddy? You comin' back with us?
So, you think you saw...
So, you're when you're having your country breakfast,
So, your professors aren't mad at you?
So... uh... Get a bag, and let's just take
Some old guy.
Some old guy's here right now,
Sorry if your vagina hurts there, sister,
Spatulas.
Spider, there's no fucking such thing as the fear.
Spider, you wanna see something sickening?
Spider: Are you guys doing drugs?
Spider: Are you se ?
Spider: Do you got him?
Spider: Fuck this. Can't take that.
Spider: I don't jerk off that much, but...
Spider: I don't understand. You go to this lake every year.
Spider: I just got a piece for you!
Spider: I'm just glad I'm with some people and not alone.
Spider: Is this it?
Spider: No.
Spider: No.
Spider: Oh, my God! ( Laughing )
Spider: Wait, I'll get the door.
Spider: Well, what happened?
Spider: What are you guys doin'?
Spider: What do you mean, like, here? Like, here here?
Spider: What who looked like?
Spider: What's up, guys?
Spider: Yeah!
Statutory, dude. ( Snaps fingers )
Stay with me. Stay with me.
Stay! Okay.
Stephanie: Are you alive?
Stephanie: I don't see it.
Stephanie: I hope it doesn't rain.
Stephanie: Sam?
Stephanie: She's gone.
Stop it. All right, all right.
Stop!
Stop! Stop that! Don't do that, okay?
Take your sweatshirt off. I have a really good idea.
Talk to you later.
Tenant's out. Yeah.
Tents, trucks, trailers, whatever you can think of,
Than to say too much and wish you hadn't.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks, man.
That actually hurt! I'll break it!
That are in the midst of her. Arise O lord!
That fucking story was creeping me out.
That girl that you see right there,
That has two legs with a third tripod in between.
That I don't remember what he looked like.
That one skipped, like, 20 feet.
That scared me.
That this was just gonna be you and me,
That thou mayest take away
That wall back there my friend smashed her head open on it.
That was fuckin' awesome!
That was fuckin' beautiful.
That we could drive home on 40
That you got you got transferred off the base
That's it starts it's here.
That's an urban legend. That's not real.
That's crazy.
That's far away, okay?
That's fine.
That's good, right?
That's good. That doesn't really send
That's great. I'm gonna keep that forever.
That's how men cook. It's problem solving.
That's more like it, dick wise, right above your head.
That's not a better camera than this camera.
That's not exactly something he'd want to advertise, right?
That's not good for you. This is like your leg,
That's really scary, Emily, what are you talking about?
That's so weird.
That's stupid. Why?
That's what I was using. I was using
That's what we're doin' to this girl, right there.
The fear, right there.
The fear. You never heard of that?
The fuck ?
The innocent blood which Joab shed,
The last time I was here, my friend fell over it.
The law?
The middle of the fucking woods.
The really, really long one.
Then maybe we can think about...
Then what's this fucking red light?
There they are.
There was a lot of couples on the hike today,
There. Yeah.
There's a bump there. Can you see?
There's a bunch of grown ass adults in here!
There's a camera in that shit,
There's a chair. Obviously, there was a struggle.
There's a fuckin' man down here!
There's a fuckin' Mike in that shit.
There's not a man down here.
There's something at my door. Listen.
There's something really scary about her,
There's, like, stains all around.
These are not just any glasses, my friend.
These are video glasses, bitch!
They left. Wanna fuck?
They never believed me, how how he was everywhere.
They never caught him, Joey.
They said the guy was, like, insane.
They're dork glasses.
They're even tougher when the girl's passed out, man.
They're not downstairs.
This bag is better.
This crate right here.
This is a nice place. Maybe it's like a go around back.
This is cool.
This is crazy!
This is my new tryout, Spider, just for you.
This is pretty cool.
This is the germiest part.
This is the notch, my dear.
This is weird.
This is... uh... We're going on a road trip.
This isn't enough. What about your friends?
This lake ran red with their blood,
This little guy here and take a sniff.
This long. Here we go. Here we go.
This old miner here can see your future.
This party fuckin' sucks!
This place is fuckin' awesome!
Those tapes haven't been checked, dude.
Thought it might be a spider bite.
To ask for a ride?
To go to the bathroom.
To take advantage of your good nature."
Tryin' to find the fuckin' tape, dude.
Tube tops are fuckin' stupid.
Turn it on, man! Let's do this!
Twenty five, thirty times, yeah.
Two of your finest Irish shit.
Tyler: Go, Chad, go!
Tyler: Go, Chad!
Tyler: Go! Go! Go, go, go!
Tyler: Hello?
Tyler: Help. Pull. Help.
Tyler: I got her. I got her.
Tyler: Mm hmm. ( Snickers )
Tyler: Oh, shit! What the fuck is that?
Tyler: Uh... Go. Go, go, go.
Tyler: Wait!
Tyler: Watch out for your head, dude.
Tyler: What happened? What happened?
Tyler: What the fuck was that back there, dude?
Tyler: What the fuck, dude?
Tyler: You go first. You go first.
Ugh!
Uh huh.
Uh, nothing.
Uh, this is where I heard the footsteps.
Uh, yeah, sure. No problem.
Uh, yeah.
Uh...
Uh... ( Chuckles )
Uh... Don't forget to drive really slow on curves.
Uh... I I don't see anything.
Uh... so they just left their stuff?
Um, back there?
Um, no. That's okay. I'm fine.
Um, perphenazine, and, uh, I don't
Um...
Um...
Um... first memory is Sam already pulling over
Um... I I don't know if you should do that.
Um... I know.
Um... Well, somebody knocked on our door
Unh!
Unlock the doors, Chad.
W w wait. Look look towards your living room.
Wait a minute you go to this lake every year?
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait, wait. What if he wakes up?
Wait, I gotta get this.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait, wait, what is he doing?
Wait, what?
Wake up! ( Screaming )
Walk around the woods and play with yourself?
Way more hitchhikers here than you've ever seen?
Way to give yourself an option
We did it 'cause we fuckin' wanted to.
We don't put our names on any of this shit.
We gotta fuckin' get out of there.
We have people that can take care of it.
We hooked up with, like, a reality porn place.
We need to do skirts.
We not we forgot. We forgot.
We were apart since I was really little.
We were over by the mushroom tree.
We're at the wild west junction.
We're fuckin' doin' this shit.
We're gonna fuckin' talk to her tonight,
We're gonna have to make this look like an accident again.
We're in wild west town. Old town, wild west.
We're just gon' take all of it?
We're just here for the party.
We're trapped! We're fuckin' trapped!
We're two fucking grown ass women,
We're walking through a house.
We've been apart since high school, and I just I just
We've gotta break into this house,
Well, anyway, she's got me on some medications
Well, don't do that.
Well, fall break's not soon enough.
Well, how 'bout now?
Well, how many more times are you gonna have to do this to her?
Well, I you shoulda ninjaed that shit!
Well, I didn't, so maybe you didn't actually have that money.
Well, I don't there's a lamp...
Well, I don't know.
Well, I don't know... I've been with you...
Well, I just I need to talk to him, and I need your help.
Well, I like you too.
Well, I think if I just...
Well, I'll fucking take care of that, I guess.
Well, I'm not going to answer it.
Well, it wouldn't be the first time...
Well, now I can show you my apartment.
Well, remember the first time
Well, that was when things got really bad for me,
Well, whatever you want to do.
Well, you must have because I had $100 in here...
Well...
Well... That's boring, with your sweatshirt on.
Wendy, this is crazy, okay? I think you need help.
Wendy, what the fuck were you saying before
Wendy: Can I have a piece?
Wendy: Guys, let's scare this guy.
Wendy: Hey, Joey.
Wendy: I beat you, one on one, asshole.
Wendy: I'll join you in a minute. Or not. We'll see.
Wendy: Joey?
Wendy: Joey... Joey... Joey: Did she wedgie you?
Wendy: Um... yeah.
Wendy: What are you waiting for?
Wendy: Will you strip down for me, Joey?
Wendy: You guys are fucking disgusting.
What are you ? Wait. I have a question.
What are you asking about?
What are you doing behind there? It really stinks.
What are you doing here?
What are you doing over there, crazy girl?
What are you doing sitting on the fucking ground?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? You can't even enjoy this!
What are you doing? You don't want to get a sunburn?
What are you talking about?
What are you, like a fuckin' cat or something?
What did you fuckin' do to him?
What did you fucking see?
What did you see out there?
What did you see? What did you fuckin' see?
What do we do, man?
What do we do, man? What do we do?
What do you mean?
What do you mean? I'm not
What happened just now?
What if we want to have kids someday?
What is it? ( Indistinct ) All right.
What is it? Patrick!
What tape are you filming on?
What the fuck ?
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck are you talking about, dude?
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is that ? ( Hysterical cries )
What the fuck is that? What is going on?
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck, man? Unlock the doors!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck? God damn it!
What the fuck? What the fuck is that?
What the fuck? What the fuck?
What the fuck? Where'd she go?
What the fuck? Why are they yelling?
What the fuck?! ( Shrieking )
What the fuck?! Where'd she go?!
What the fuck...?
What the hell, dude?
What the hell, Gary? God damn!
What the hell? Is he ?
What up?
What was that?
What were you saying?
What, of the wall?
What?
What?
What?
What? Shit! Sorry, Clint!
What? Speak up! I can't !
What? Whoa, whoa, whoa? What, what, what?
What?! Um... Okay. All right.
What'd you buy?
What's so special about this tape, anyway?
What's that?
What's that? What are you doing?
What's there?
What's up, guys?
What's up, guys? How's it going?
What's up, my n****?
What's with this camera?
What's wrong?
What's your fuckin' problem?
What's? What's going on?
Whatever! Don't snap at me, asshole!
Whatever. Get going.
Whatever. I don't I don't do drugs.
When we were standing over by the tree,
When your father got transferred to fort Leonard wood?
Where are the other guys at?
Where are you going?
Where do you think they're at?
Where is everyone?
Where the fuck are we going?
Where the fuck did she go?
Where the fuck did they go?
Where the fuck did those guys go?
Where the fuck is this tape?
Where'd it go?
Where'd you get the tape? What's on the label?
Where's the fuckin' party, man?
Which one is it?
Which one of you chuckleheads is driving?
Who are you? Who are thou foulings?
Who took care? Fuck you! Who took care of him?
Whoa, hey, man, it's cool, man.
Whoa, whoa, look at that! Look, this!
Whoa! Hey!
Whoo! It's, like, a nautical theme in here.
Why are you all alone?
Why are you messing with your arm like that?
Why are you stopping? What the hell is wrong with the car?
Why can't I film you?
Why don't you use that tape?
Why I don't remember running out
Why not?
Why the fuck would I come to this lake
Will you come out here and tell me what happened?
Will you come out here and tell me what happened?
Will you stay up with me tonight?
Will you take your pants off?
With enough time so that we could get
Woman: She wants the really long one.
Wonder if people go out there and shoot their guns at it.
Wow.
Wow. Uh... Turn that shit off.
Yay. I mean... I'm gonna see it soon enough.
Yeah, but he said, like, no kids ever lived here.
Yeah, everything's cool. Everything's fucking cool. Yeah, whatever.
Yeah, go that way.
Yeah, I think that would be a good idea.
Yeah, I think that'd be cool.
Yeah, I'll take care of that.
Yeah, it looks like it's really gonna rain.
Yeah, let's go.
Yeah, she came very highly recommended
Yeah, superspy, man super ass and titty spy.
Yeah, sure! Yeah! All the time.
Yeah, sure. Of what?
Yeah, take all of it.
Yeah, there's a ton of shit in here.
Yeah, tonight, I'm tellin' you.
Yeah, totally out, man.
Yeah, well, I think he has to tell me.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. I'll be right back.
Yeah, yeah. The drive was fine.
Yeah, you did.
Yeah, you should go back to your room.
Yeah!
Yeah! Ha ha ha!
Yeah! You're not fuckin' trickin' anybody!
Yeah?
Yeah? Let's check out the basement.
Yeah? Yeah! Bring 'em over!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. ( Indistinct remarks )
Yeah. Do you think we should still call the police, though?
Yeah. Fine.
Yeah. It was pretty bad.
Yeah. Just humor me, okay?
Yeah. Okay, okay.
Yeah. Right.
Yeah. Unresponsive right there.
Yeah. Yeah, of course.
Yep, yep. That's right.
Yep. All the lights are on.
Yes, you are! You disturbed the neighbors!
Yo, Justin!
Yo!
You you get to pick.
You almost fuckin' killed that guy!
You are you seriously want to fuck anything
You can drop this fuckin' pawnshop shit right now,
You can keep going.
You can't even fuckin' tell! ( Laughter )
You can't even look at her.
You could have got her, man.
You decided to treat yourself.
You deserve to be with someone normal
You fuckers.
You got it?
You have your bowie knife, right?
You hear that? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You here?
You just need to put some alcohol on that
You keep telling me to shut the fuck up, dude.
You know all this stuff's coming down at midnight, right?
You know what I'm sayin'?
You know what? We are grown ups.
You know, how you hear about ?
You know, I'll be there in a week and I'll look at it,
You know, someone who doesn't have so many problems.
You know, the weird thing is
You know, um...
You know, when you do too many drugs
You know, why I thought I'd seen ghosts,
You look fuckin' stupid.
You look through these fuckin' tapes, okay?
You mother fucker!
You need to put that away, all right?
You okay? You doin' all right?
You ready to shoot Irish shit? What?
You said it was just gonna be us girls,
You say it was too dark,
You shouldn't be here!
You shouldn't do that. It's not good for you.
You shouldn't... What?
You sure this is it?
You think I could pull off cowboy boots?
You told me, Wendy Wendy, my sweet
You two go upstairs, and we're gonna look around down here.
You wanna see me eat it?
You wanna stay on the 134.
You want the burnt one or the burnt one?
You were serious earlier, weren't you?
You're acting really crazy, all right?
You're beautiful. I like your face.
You're fine.
You're holding a camera! ( Pounding on door )
You're my boy. You got it. Let's do this.
You're not gettin' the camera, bro.
You're not gonna do anything about it.
You're not in charge, you dick.
You're not really gonna eat it, are you?
You're right.
You're so good to me.
You're the only person I've ever wanted to be with, Emily,
You're tripping. That's what trippers do.
You're truly a man.
You've got to, like, breathe it in
You've reached the the freshness threshold.
Zac! ( Footsteps recede )
Zac?
Zac.
Zac.
...because the money's not here! ...this whole time!
'Cause I wanna do something. No. Go fuck yourself.
( Car horn honks ) Tyler: Yo!
( Cheerfully ) Fuck! Sorry, bro!
( Girl screams ) Oh, fuck!
( Shower running ) So, Sam got this room.
A happy reunion with..." Hey, there, pardner!
A what? A barracuda.
About it. Oh.
Ahh. No, no, no.
And all that killer shit? I don't know.
Anything in here? Um... no. No, it's...
But I don't want to. Why?
But you don't know. Lights, lights, lights!
Can I get one, les? Yeah, sure.
Can you grab this beer? Yeah, I got it. Here.
Can you park here? Yeah, it's all right.
Cast... you...! What are you doing here?
Clint: What? That shit is so quad.
Come on. I don't want to film this.
copies of the tapes. More money.
Definitely. Think so?
Did you guys not hear about this? ...No.
Did you...? ( Laughing ) What do you think I did?
Do what? What tape are you filming on?
Do you need help? Maybe.
Emily! What?
Emily? Are you there? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Fanatic: ...Understand me?! Whoa, whoa!
Fuck you? Yeah.
Fuck. He's dead, man.
Go. Okay.
Good night. Good night.
Good? You're so soon as you get back up.
He's dead. He's dead?
Hello! You might try to just walk in.
Hey, give me the camera. She is a crack whore.
Hey! Hi!
Hey. Oh, shit.
How 'bout ? Top shelf Irish shit?
I don't care. Oh, yeah?
I don't know. ( Spider chuckles )
I might fuck you one day. Yeah, what kind of guys are you into?
I was, like, 12? Yeah.
I'll check that, okay? Okay.
I'll take a hit if you don't film it. Promise.
I'm fuckin' with you! Fuck you!
I'm going swimming. Seriously?
I'm gonna go over here. All right.
Isn't that awesome? Yo, we could trip all day on that.
It's cool, huh? Hell, yeah.
It's okay. What the fuck is that noise?
Jesus Christ! Shane, she fuckin' bit him, man!
Joey: Careful, bro! I'm sorry! ( Laughs and coughs )
Joey: Oh, man! Spider: Oh, my God!
Joey: Yo, that is gnarly! Hey, Samantha! Hey, look!
Just gimme it for one second. Why?
Leave it alone. Wake up. Come on.
Leave! ( Girl crying ) Run!
like, meth problems. Mm hmm.
Look at this. Oh, wow.
Mar vista? Driver: Yep.
Matt: Are you a bear? I'm a nanny cam.
Matt: Just pick one! Paul: Mariposa or Montecito?
Maybe it's an emergency. It didn't seem like an emergency.
Mm hmm. I mean, now is the first time...
Mnh mnh. No?
No, no, just stop. She's not into him.
No, seriously. Spider, can I tell you something?
No, where? That's what I'm here for.
No. I don't think so either.
Not that much? Come on!
Oh, fuck me! Did I break it? Is it okay?
Oh, it's fuckin' cold, man! ( Spider laughing )
Oh, look! Yo, that's filled with nutrients.
Oh, yeah? Yeah!
Oh, yeah? Yeah.
Oh. Take it back. Take it back.
Okay, are you ready? Yeah, yeah.
Okay, ready? Yeah.
Okay. Emily!
Okay. You're a fucking dweeb.
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Please don't do this. What?
Sam: Stephanie? Mm hmm?
Samantha: Oh, yeah. You like that? Yeah?
Samantha: What the fuck? Spider: Oh, my God!
See anything? Mnh mnh.
She is weird. I know, right? That's what I'm talking about.
Shut the fuck up! There ain't no tape.
Spider: Wait, what? Samantha: When did she say that?
Stop! Show her tits!
Sure! It's fucking disgusting.
Take it up your snosh! Oh, no, this !
Tell me you got that. Nice!
Thank you. Thanks.
That girl just fuckin' bit me. Clint: Dude, what?
That's a fish, you idiot! It's a barracuda... Fly.
That's a good one! At the same time.
They left? Did you hear what I said?
They're dead, Joey. He's back. No.
This is not that bad! Tyler: Shh shh shh shh!
through my nose? Breathe through your nose.
Tomorrow. Where?
Um... I mean, I'll help in any way that I can. Okay. Great, great.
Wait. Are you being serious?
We can't leave. Paul: No, wait. What?
We're cool. Jesus Christ.
What are you doing here? Sorry.
What are you doing? What?
What are you talking about? Is that your camera?
What camera? What are you talking about? What the fuck?!
What is that? It's a barracuda.
What the fuck is that? Leave!
What the fuck?! The fear! You see!
What, man? Dude.
What? Fuck you! Fuck you! I told you guys!
What? He was.
What? I figure he's dead.
What? I'm gonna close my eyes so I don't freak out...
What? Stay with me, man.
What's up? He's outside my room.
When would I do that? And now I have zero dollars in here.
Where can you get 'em? Internet, like...
Where? This guy over here.
Why not? 'Cause I don't want you to.
Yeah, it is right. Oh, fuck. Is that right on the corner?
Yeah? Yeah.
Yeah? Yeah.
Yeah. Should I go in and try one on?
Yeah. Yeah?
Yep, I'm talkin' to you! "A happy reunion..."
Yep, seriously. Go for it!
Yep. By yourself?
Yes. I really don't want to.
Yo, give me that. You get this?
You don't know. I do. You're gonna be fine.
You go answer it. I don't want to. I'm scared!
You got some money? I don't.
You know what? Fuck this! Fuck this!
You like these glasses, right? Yeah.
You're being too loud! I'm not being too loud.
You're damn right! I'm not filming a porno.
...get more than that in one night!
...last year's party, rented this castle in the desert.
...no! If you're filming right now, make sure
...no.
...to go, so fucking go, man.
...was it? Montecito?
'Cause I don't ( Indistinct remark )
'cause I have some words of wisdom just for you.
'Cause it's so good. You look so hot, babe.
'cause otherwise it's just gonna get infected, okay?
'cause then at least he won't steal the sheets.
'Kay.
'Kay.
"A happy reunion with a loved one
"A new turn of events will soon come about.
"and are easily taken in by so called friends.
"as there is one who is just waiting
"Do not be so anxious to do favors unto others,
"M" Madison? This doesn't make any sense!
"or dreamed it to be.
"will make life all that you ever wanted it
"You have a very trusting nature
( Air conditioner hums )
( Air conditioner hums )
( All chiming )
( All singing along )
( Approaching footsteps )
( Audibly exerts ) Nice work.
( Audibly struggling )
( Audio dies )
( Audio resumes ) Tyler: Okay.
( Beer bottle drops ) Dut dut dut dut dut!
( Belching and groaning )
( Blowing )
( Blows )
( Bluegrass tune plays )
( Both snickering )
( Brochure thuds )
( Camera shutter clicks )
( Car accelerates, horn honks )
( Chuckles )
( Chuckles )
( Chuckles ) Hold on, take your sweatshirt off.
( Chuckles ) Oh, weird!
( Chuckles ) See? It's a haunted house.
( Clanging sound )
( Clears throat )
( Clears throat )
( Clears throat ) What?
( Click )
( Clint chuckles )
( Clint chuckling softly )
( Clint cries out )
( Clint cries out )
( Clint panting )
( Clint panting )
( Clint panting )
( Clint panting )
( Clint panting )
( Clint screaming )
( Clint screaming )
( Clint screaming and crying )
( Clint screaming and grunting )
( Clint weeping softly )
( Clint weeping softly )
( Clint whimpers )
( Crickets chirping )
( Crickets chirping )
( Crickets chirping )
( Cries out )
( Cries out )
( Cries subside )
( Distant horn honking )
( Distant motorcycle engine roars )
( Distant thunder rumbles )
( Distant, clomping footsteps )
( Distorted audio )
( Distorted audio ) ...Parts.
( Distorted audio ) Don't come here!
( Distorted shriek )
( Distorted, repeating audio )
( dramatically ) Ooh, dead end! Let's take the left!
( Droning static and distorted audio )
( Drunken moan )
( Eerie gasping sounds )
( Eerie, indistinct response )
( Eerie, indistinct response )
( Eerie, indistinct response )
( Eerie, indistinct response )
( Eerie, indistinct response )
( Eerie, indistinct sounds )
( Eerie, indistinct voice )
( Eerily garbled response )
( Engine groans )
( Fanatic screaming )
( Far distant voice chattering )
( Fearsome roar )
( Frustrated ) Come on! ( Laughter )
( Garbled laughter )
( Gary groaning )
( Gary groans ) ( Crash )
( Gasping )
( Gasps ) Oh, Jesus! Oh, sorry.
( Ghastly shrieks )
( Girl crying )
( Girl panting ) ...just breathe.
( Girl screaming )
( Girl screaming and weeping )
( Girl screaming and weeping )
( Girl screaming and weeping )
( Girl screaming and weeping )
( Girl shouting )
( Girl weeping )
( Gurgling )
( Gurgling )
( Gurgling )
( Gurgling )
( Gurgling sounds )
( Happy chatter )
( Happy screams and chatter )
( Heavy blows land )
( Heavy clank )
( Heavy rattling sound )
( Heavy sigh )
( Heavy thud )
( Hisses )
( Hoarse whisper ) Gary! Gary! What?
( Imitating barking dog )
( Inaudible remark )
( Inaudible remark )
( Inaudible remarks )
( Indistinct chatter )
( Indistinct chatter and laughter )
( Indistinct chatter and laughter )
( Indistinct comments )
( Indistinct comments )
( Indistinct conversation )
( Indistinct mischievous remark )
( Indistinct nearby conversations )
( Indistinct question )
( Indistinct remark )
( Indistinct remark )
( Indistinct remark )
( Indistinct remark )
( Indistinct remark )
( Indistinct remark )
( Indistinct remark )
( Indistinct remark )
( Indistinct remark ) ...We're walking around
( Indistinct remark ) Come on, come on, come on!
( Indistinct remarks )
( Indistinct remarks )
( Indistinct remarks )
( Indistinct remarks )
( Indistinct remarks and laughter )
( Indistinct shouting )
( Indistinct shouting )
( Indistinct shouts )
( Indistinct shouts )
( Indistinct sounds )
( Indistinct thudding sound )
( Indistinct vulgar remarks )
( Indistinct whispers )
( Inhales sharply twice )
( Intense rock music continues )
( Intense rock music playing )
( Joey and Samantha chortling )
( Laughing ) No, I didn't.
( Laughing ) No.
( Laughing ) Stop!
( Laughing ) Whatever.
( Laughingly ) Ow!
( Laughs )
( Laughs )
( Laughs ) That was easy.
( Laughter )
( Laughter )
( Laughter )
( Laughter )
( Laughter )
( Laughter )
( Laughter )
( Laughter )
( Laughter )
( Laughter )
( Laughter )
( Laughter )
( Laughter )
( Laughter )
( Laughter )
( Laughter )
( Laughter )
( Laughter ) Heavy handedness!
( Laughter ) It was like people
( Laughter ) Ohh! Oh, shit!
( Laughter ) Shane: Whatever!
( Laughter ) Shut the fuck up!
( Laughter ) The notch.
( Laughter ) Yeah, you do!
( Laughter ) Yeah.
( Lead muffled voice becomes clearer )
( Lily coughing )
( Lily groans )
( Lily inhales )
( Lily shrieking )
( Lily shrieks in distance )
( Lily weeping )
( Lisa laughs )
( Locomotive brakes shrieking )
( Locomotive whistle blows )
( Locomotive whistle blows )
( Loud bang )
( Loud banging sound )
( Loud clatter )
( machinery clanking )
( Man screaming ) Oh, shit!
( Mechanism whirrs ) Oh, here we go.
( Metal object clatters )
( Motor whirring )
( Muffled voice outside )
( Muffled voices rising in unison )
( Music on stereo continuing )
( Music on stereo continuing )
( Music playing )
( Music playing on radio )
( Music playing on radio )
( Music playing on radio )
( Music playing on stereo )
( Ongoing muffled voice )
( Ongoing muffled voice )
( Ongoing muffled voice becomes clearer )
( Overlapping agitated whispers )
( Overlapping chatter )
( Overlapping chatter )
( Overlapping chatter )
( Overlapping chatter )
( Overlapping chatter )
( Overlapping chatter )
( Overlapping chatter and laughter )
( Overlapping panicked chatter )
( Overlapping panicked shouts )
( Overlapping reactions )
( Overlapping shouts )
( Overlapping shouts )
( Overlapping shouts and cries )
( Panting )
( Patrick laughing )
( Patrick screaming )
( Patrick screams )
( Playful nonsense ) Go! Go!
( Playful nonsense ) This is rad!
( Playfully ) So shitty!
( Playfully ) Suck me.
( Pounding on door ) Come on, go answer it.
( Rock music playing on radio )
( Running footsteps )
( Running footsteps ) Gary: Fuck.
( Sam chuckles ) All right?
( Sam laughing softly )
( Samantha laughs )
( Screaming )
( Screaming )
( Screaming ) Ohhh!
( Shane chuckles )
( Shane screaming )
( Shane screaming )
( Shane screaming )
( Sigh )
( Sighs )
( Sighs )
( Sighs heavily )
( Silence )
( Slurping sounds )
( Snap )
( Snap )
( Sniffs ) Ooh!
( Snoring softly )
( Spider coughing )
( Spider coughs, others laugh )
( Spider groaning )
( Spider laughing )
( Spider laughing ) ( Indistinct remarks )
( Spider laughing ) Mmm...
( Spooky voice ) Ooh!
( Stammering ) Yes.
( Stephanie chuckles ) It's just a lady...
( Television droning )
( Television static )
( Tires squeal )
( Train crossing signal clanging )
( Truck engine roars )
( Tyler chuckles ) ( Muffled cries )
( Tyler chuckling )
( Tyler panting )
( Tyler panting )
( Tyler panting )
( Tyler panting )
( Tyler panting )
( Tyler panting ) What the fuck, man?
( Tyler snickering )
( Tyler speaks indistinctly )
( Unearthly groan )
( Unearthly sound ) ( Emily groans )
( Unrelated laughter )
( Vcr whirring )
( Vcr whirrs )
( Vcr whirrs )
( Vcr whirrs )
( Vcr whirrs )
( Vcr whirrs )
( Vcr whirrs )
( Videocassette ejects )
( Videocassettes clattering )
( Weeping softly )
( Wendy breathing heavily ) Oh, fuck. You came... Back... For nothing.
( Wendy panting )
( Wendy panting )
( Wendy panting )
( Wheezing )
( Whirring )
( Whooshing sound )
( Wind buffets camera microphone )
( Wind howling )
( Wings beating )
# But now she's asleep #
# Takin' it up a notch, takin' it up a notch #