Family Affair (1966) - Season 1 Edit

Ah!

And be taken to the airport.

And Bill, she never cries.

And he could punish her

And I find the suggestion revolting.

And introduce her to Miss Laraby or something.

And it's not going to be different in the morning,

And live with the Heiger's, either.

And Mr. Gaynor is waiting downstairs and Mr. Davis.

And now the twins could be together.

And see if you can get me some information

And speak French and speak Italian.

And Switzerland, that takes care of everything.

And tell her that you love her.

And that does not mean living with me.

And that's just no kind of life for a little girl.

And that's way up in the Alps Mountains?

And there's no nice lady to buy you things

And we can talk on the phone.

And we can visit each other once in a while

And we'll go bowling.

And whatever they do.

And when I come back, why, we'll keep in touch.

And you and French can have a good time together.

And you don't have to go back

And you wrote and told me

And you'll learn how to play the piano,

At night to make you go to sleep.

At our Long Island place.

Because she feels rejected.

Buffy!

Buffy! Buffy!

Buffy's going to live here with her Uncle Bill.

But see in my work I have to travel all over the world.

But she digs in her little heels and defies him,

But she was very beautiful.

But they won't venture out into the darkness.

But today you are a nanny.

But we have an emergency here.

But we prefer Mr. Davis and the quiet,

Bye, bye.

Come along.

Did you bite him?

Did you sleep well?

Don't just stand there like a little clot,

During the daylight

For an appointment?

For the opening of the opera?

French would you take Buffy out on the terrace

French, would you bring her some milk and cookies?

Fresh air, skiing lessons, skating.

Go play or something. Go, go, go.

Go to sleep now.

Goodbye kids. Bye, bye.

Goodnight, French. Goodnight, sir.

Goodnight, Mrs. Beasley.

Goodnight, sir.

Got you!

Had your decision been otherwise.

He's unavailable tonight.

Hey, where's Miss Laraby?

How do you do, Mrs. Beasley?

I am a nanny.

I am Fran Heiger, Buffy's aunt.

I fell in the mud.

I guess I'll be close by if you need me, sir.

I guess it wouldn't be so bad

I guess meaning well doesn't help, either.

I had to hit him.

I have never seen her cry.

I like closets.

I mean, there's no children to play with

I would say the only button she could reach

I'll change in a minute.

I'll have one friend and one doll.

I'll just leave the essentials to you.

I'll write you letters

I'm in and out all the time.

I'm sending her back to the Heiger's tomorrow.

I'm very sorry I let you down.

I've arranged to have her picked up

If she were just a naughty little girl

If you don't want to.

In Switzerland?

In Switzerland. I really did.

In the entire year that she has been with us

In the nursery.

Is Mr. William Davis at home, please?

It just couldn't work, not here, not with me.

It will be nice to live with you.

It'll be just a couple of days though.

It'll just be a couple of days before she goes to Switzerland.

It's all different in the morning.

It's going to be the same.

Just the fees.

Let's call the police.

Me, sir?

Miss Applegate wondered if you'd be home in time

Miss Faversham, back home in civilization,

Miss Graham, cancel that call to Terre Haute, will you,

Miss Nortonly, Miss Poncenby, Mr. French.

Monastic atmosphere of the bachelor apartment.

Mostly out.

Mrs. Beasley is my friend.

My little blighters will run away as far as possible

Nice to see you.

No, no, no. Mr. Davis, Mr. Davis, wait, sir.

Nothing in between.

Now I just got back from India.

Now I'll send you that doll from Peru, I promise.

Now that is not me. I am a bachelor, remember?

Now that will be quite enough.

Now, Buffy, we just don't go around biting people in the leg.

Now, don't worry, will you.

Oh, may I?

Oh, Miss Faversham, French here.

Oh, the ticket's in your vest pocket.

Oh, there.

Oh, will you ask Mrs. Heiger to come in, please?

Oh, won't you be seated, madam?

Oh, yes, I forgot.

Okay?

Okay?

Okay?

Okay. Then you'll have two friends, huh?

On Swiss schools for little girls.

On the cover of World Magazine?

Or the Mets against the Dodgers at the Stadium.

Play.

Relaxing after the long trip.

See up at the top of Italy

See, I just didn't think that a little girl like you

See, what I'm trying to tell you is

See? See all the snow?

Seems to be getting the better of my little boy.

Shall I move her into the den tonight, sir?

She just digs in her little heels.

She makes him nervous and he makes her unhappy

She's made a clean get away.

She's so sweet.

So I'll send you a nice doll from down there.

So in the meantime,

So nice for a growing child.

So sorry to disturb you at this hour

So will you please, a special favor,

Something kids like.

Speaking professionally of course.

Tell Buffy that I mean it?

That plane's going to leave at 4:30

That she needed a mother image.

That thing looks like a cowboy boot

That you don't have to go to school in Switzerland

That you wanted to run away.

That's down in South America,

The theater with Miss Davenport

The very thought gives me the shudders.

The young lady's supply of under things.

Then you'll have two dolls, huh?

There are two of them.

There's somebody at the door I think you should see.

They learn manners, dancing, languages.

They make little dolls out of straw in the mountains

They're just children.

This way if you please.

To fasten her little teeth in my gastrocnemius muscle.

To indulge in childish nonsense.

Tomorrow, the horse show at the Garden with Miss Forrester.

Was something less than a success.

We can talk about it more in the morning.

We find ourselves, you know, somewhat out of our depths

We have infancy and manhood,

We ladies are all nannies.

We would've wished that you'd been better turned out,

We'll be right back, Buffy.

We'll have your bath ready in a moment, sir.

Wednesday night, optional,

Wednesday, the races at Aqueduct with Miss Carstairs.

Welcome home, sir.

Well, she's tough, that's what.

Well, you have fun today.

What your name is.

What?

What's a nanny?

Why didn't you tell me you were coming to New York?

Why don't the two of you make a day of it, huh?

Why don't you ship her off to one of those great schools

With just French and me.

Woah, woah, woah, hey, woah, woah.

Won't that be fun?

Would be the basement button.

Would want to live here in a place like this

Yeah, oh, here's Switzerland here.

Yes, we seemed to have misplaced a child.

You better go to sleep now.

You can deny it until you're blue in the face,

You can stay right here and live with me.

You can't leave me like this.

You don't have to send me all the way to that place."

You have exactly one hour

You look just like your Mommy.

You might consider working for my family

You said We had to do something fast.

You want some milk and cookies?

You were thousands of miles away in Egypt.

You're going to take good care of French while I'm gone, huh?

"If you don't like me, just say so.

A nanny?

Am I?

Are you my nanny?

Bess, if you got any ideas

Bess, what are you doing in New York?

Bill, at least go in and talk to her

Bill, Buffy and Mr. Heiger don't get along.

Bill, I'll bring the car around.

Buffy, I'm awful sorry you felt so unhappy

Buffy, say it once more.

Buffy, this is your Uncle Bill.

Buffy!

But, sir, it's absolutely imperative that I speak to

Certainly, sir, yes.

Children!

Cissy! Cissy!

Cookies, sir?

Could he run fast?

Could you possibly stop saying "yes, sir", "no, sir?"

Course you'll stay here until you go,

Delighted.

Dinner will be served on the terrace at 9:00, sir.

Does he like kids?

Don't you just love ballet?

Excuse me, sir,

Fran, I'm not even home half the time.

Fran, we better talk a minute.

French.

Good afternoon, Mr. French.

Good day, ladies.

Good heavens.

Goodnight, Buffy.

Goodnight, Buffy.

Goodnight, Buffy.

Goodnight, Uncle Bill.

Grown ups always tell you things like that

He said his nanny could beat up my nanny.

He's the maid.

Here's your friend.

Hi.

How do we feel about that?

How do you do? How do you do, ladies?

How do you feel about girls who love ballet?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

I am a nanny.

I am no one's nanny

I do hope you enjoy the ballet tonight, sir.

I don't think so.

I doubt it.

I forgot.

I haven't got time now, French.

I love you, Uncle Bill.

I love you.

I really thought that you'd like to go to school

I thought it was all decided right after the accident.

I was in Turkey

I'm going to get you!

If you ever leave Mr. Davis

If you feel guilty about sending her back to Terre Haute,

In your case I'll make an exception.

Is she a permanent resident?

It's been nice seeing you again, Buffy.

It's her name.

Jody!

May we offer our congratulations, sir,

May we suggest that you phone in the morning

Miss Laraby fled, sir.

Miss Laraby.

Mister, where's the ladies powder room?

Mr. Davis, two of them.

Mr. French,

Mr. French, they mean no harm.

Mr. French, what a nice surprise.

Mr. French, your little girl

Mrs. Beasley is not a doll.

Mrs. Beasley will take care of French.

Mrs. Beasley, that is not true.

Mrs. Beasley, where's Mrs. Beasley?

My name is Buffy.

No, leave her in my bedroom.

No, sir.

No, sir.

No, sir.

No, sir.

No, transient as devoutly to be helped.

No.

No.

None.

Now Fran said you practically adopted Buffy

Now I want what's right for that little girl

Now then if she is so tall

Now, according to my schedule,

Now, I'm sorry it's been so long since we've been together

Now, pretty soon I have to go to Peru,

Oh, any luck?

Oh, good afternoon, Miss Faversham.

Oh, hello, Fran.

Oh, I'm Fran Heiger from Indiana with Buffy.

Oh, in that case, won't you come in, please?

Oh, is that absolutely necessary, sir?

Oh, may I ask, madam, what is a Buffy?

Oh, Miss Faversham, we're wasting time.

Oh, Mr. Davis considered it necessary to check

Oh, Mr. Davis.

Oh, pleasant day, Miss Faversham.

Oh, sir, I gave her absolutely no provocation

Oh, sir, we don't know what you would've done

Oh, thank you, French.

Oh, the lady has departed, sir.

Oh, this will all work itself when I get back from Peru.

Oh, we're flattered Miss

Oh, well done, sir.

Oh, well, she's pretty, too.

Oh.

Okay, Bill, next time I'll wear my sneakers

Okay, Buffy.

Okay.

Okay. I'll stay.

Permit me to introduce my colleagues Miss Mannering,

Put me in the closet. I'm not afraid.

Quite.

Really. Well happily it doesn't concern me

She wouldn't be any trouble, Bill,

She's come to see her Uncle Bill.

Sir, I must have a word with you.

Sir, it seems we have a foundling on our doorstep.

Sir, your idea of a Swiss school

Sorry I'm late. I got tied up at the office.

Sudden decision. Yeah.

Sure, they don't measure the kids,

Sure, well, that is an accident.

Switzerland?

Switzerland? A little kid like that?

Take her for a bus ride, or a walk in the park.

Teddy?

Thank you, French.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That's all right I've been trying to steal French.

That's nice.

The British are coming! The British are coming!

The ladies powder room, sir?

The milk and cookies, sir.

The two of us, sir?

There wasn't much choice.

They couldn't understand why she never cried.

This is Mrs. Beasley.

To be sure, sir.

We did? Uh huh.

We suggest the Mets against the Dodgers, sir.

Welcome home, Buffy.

Well, don't you worry, sir,

Well, good morning, Buffy.

Well, I guess I do.

Well, I'm Mrs. Grayson and this is Mr. Davis' niece.

Well, now, nobody's going to put you in the closet.

Well, she told me I forgot the magic words.

Well, she's so bright she'll know she was rejected again.

Well, we saw your picture on the cover of World Magazine.

What happened?

What magic words?

What pleasant surroundings.

What's Mrs. Beasley telling you.

When you've been a nanny as long as I have

Where is he? That plane won't wait.

Who's he?

Who's this?

Whom shall I say called, madam?

Why don't you want me to live with you?

Yeah. Well, something.

Yes, madam.

Yes, sir, but we preferred a quiet dinner at home.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, to be sure and proudly.

You don't understand.

You look fine. Thank you.

You look just like my Daddy did.

You may be surprised madam, I am appalled.

You see, I just don't know very much about children.

(clock chiming)

(door buzzer)

(door buzzer)

(screaming)

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