Rumor Has It... (2005) Soundboard Edit

A willing of the unimaginable into existence.

About?

And smart.

And the ending, obviously I did not run off with your mother.

And very charming.

And when a man of science speaks in such figurative terms ..

Are you okay?

Are you?

Baby, where ? Where is your engagement ring?

Both Goldman and Morgan Stanley are drooling to take this public.

Bow clip, ribbon ..

Case in point, yours truly. Not to mention my wife and, of course, Sarah

Charles Webb. Charles Webb.

Come in, I'll put on a pot of bourbon.

Come on, folks, all money goes to charity.

Did I ? Why ? Why would you possibly wanna ?

Did she say she went to Mexico?

Everything Everything's very clear to me now.

Hair of the dog.

He had one line:

He'd tap his rebels on the chest ...

He's smart and he's funny and he's

Hello, Katharine.

Hey

Hey, Beau. Patterson's here.

Hi.

Hold on, Katharine.

I also know about the book.

I always thought that, you know, if she was happy ...

I can just stop and drop you off in New York.

I didn't tell you the truth before. I was awake when your mother left

I do?

I have nothing in common with my family ...

I hear the trout up there are as big as Buicks.

I just ...

I just stopped breathing.

I know, Candace. You told me that before ...

I know.

I mean, you've ...

I said, knock three times.

I should never drink this stuff without a mixer.

I suppose everyone needs someone in their life ...

I think I would feel safer if that guy was sitting up here instead of me.

I'll walk out of this apartment right now and I will marry you.

I'm here.

I'm not interested, Roger.

In a In a manner of speaking.

In the boarding house, right?

It meant something to me.

It was nice meeting you, Ms. Huttinger.

It'd be no hassle, and you'll be there by morning.

Jeff, what are you doing here?

Jeff! Jeff, please wait. Jeff!

Mom liked Beau Burroughs, you seduced him ...

Most of all You have to hide it from the kids

My God, I'm gonna need so much therapy.

My mother was Jocelyn Richelieu.

No, I I lied. I made up this whole story ...

No, I mean, I do know. I

No.

Now I'm Mrs. Somebody Else. Isn't that cool?

Oh, come on, you guys. What are you, like, 5 years old?

Oh, God. I'm sorry.

Oh, I am press. I'm the press.

Oh, sorry. My bad, my bad.

Okay. Well, could you try Los Angeles, please?

Please, Sarah.

Roger, I'm out

Sarah?

Scott, you pick this one.

She was a good lady.

So ..

So if he comes by, tell him that Blake was here for me, would you?

So yeah.

So you're a journalist now

Sure

That Beau That you're That he's You're That you're

That wasn't turbulence. That felt mechanical.

That's It's in my It's in my purse

That's It's okay.

The coming Internet revolution.

Then someone told me the most profound two words I'd ever heard:

Then there's the day that Annie accidentally ate a bug in one ...

There he is.

They also slept together the next night and the next night ...

They did take some creative liberties, though.

Use that from San Francisco.

Wait

We agreed to announce after the wedding.

We might see monkeys.

We went to Spain last summer, and it's like an entirely different country.

Well, who is your dad?

What ? Are you sterile?

What happened that weekend with Mom?

What the hell are you doing?

What's ... Ms. Huttinger, how are things in New York?

What's the matter with you? The Caldwells are hearing.

With him.

Without any prime suspects, however, interest in the scandal quickly faded.

Yeah.

Yes, you do have very hot feet.

You don't think there was somebody else?

You know, I never told you this, but they based a movie on my family.

You know?

You okay?

You wanna see a picture?

You were pregnant?

You, don't talk.

You're gonna have to stop doing that

Your purse is ringing.

Anything else I can get you? No.

Cabo San Lucas, maybe. Cabo. Why would she go to Cabo?

Hey, is that an actual elephant's tusk? Yeah, as a matter of fact, it is.

I promise. Come on.

Now, that's a movie. Oh, I loved that movie.

Okay, guys. Fly safe. We will.

Okay. Okay?

Okay. You leave ...

Right. Not true. They have it all written down.

Sarah. Yeah. Come in.

Sounds great

Thank you. Nice seeing you again, Sarah.

Thanks. Thank you

There's an Aunt Mitsy? Yeah. She was my mom's best friend.

Took off where? I don't remember.

Wanna have sex? Excuse me?

We'll see. I'm sorry Go, go, go. Go. Go.

Why does it keep doing that? Because we're in an airplane

Yeah. Okay, I got a plan.

You fly fish? No, I've never got a chance to do that.

... and I, theoretically, want to marry him.

... and leave them alone for 100 years. I just want my life to be full.

... and the guy next to him, he owns the other half.

... and then went back into a loveless marriage, which was

... and with the sense of responsibility for this fragile Earth ...

... at an internment camp just down the block.

... but that didn't stop all of Pasadena from doing what it does best: gossip.

... certainly not for me.

... have a second bar out on the patio?

... I say for the next couple of days. I get crazy around my family.

... in my hometown of Pasadena, California ...

... is intended by God for their mutual joy ..

... so you guys have fun? Yeah.

... split it open from here to here, 17 stitches.

... that you've created, taken public and sold in less than 10 years.

... to harbor anxieties about their future.

... was the most interesting character in the film.

... you were born March 3rd, '64

... your job, the guy ...