Look Who's Talking (1989) Edit

A good father keeps the mother happy so she doesn't drive the kids crazy.

A kind of bloated, gassy... belchy sensation.

A lot of guys would feel threatened by a woman always wanting to pay.

A perfectly good head of lettuce, just peel off the outer layers.

A selfish phase! Albert, you dick.

A what?

Aeroplane.

After a new diaper, I like some of that white stuff on me.

After you. Thank you.

Again!

Albert can see you now.

Albert is successful, responsible and he's good to his other kids.

Albert, I'm so happy!

Albert, stop. I can't do this any more.

Albert, was that woman pretty?

Albert, you're great in bed and you're my biggest account...

Albert, you're making me sick. I hate that song.

Albert's shrink said his wife would never recover if he kept seeing me.

All right, don't look at Mommy.

All right, I'm on the case now.

All right.

All right. I'll be home this evening.

And I'll never fall in love with anyone else while I'm seeing you.

And not just some handsome guy I'm in love with.

And your father deserted us so he could pork his interior decorator.

Anyway...

Are you a doctor? Come on.

Are you all right, honey? Let me see you.

Are you an idiot?

Are you deaf or something? Who do I have to kill to get a roll?

Are you okay?

Are you ready?

Are you responsible enough to be a father?

Are you watching some TV?

Asshole! Taxi! Please...

Attagirl, push. One more.

Be sure and give me enough.

Beth finally agreed to a divorce. Mollie, I'm so glad you waited.

Beth knows. I'm going to live with Melissa.

Beth only gained 21 pounds. She jogged three miles a day.

Bill always says no problem. The man can't speak English.

Bull's eye!

But Mollie is tough. She hates it when guys open doors for her

But this baby... it's you and me, and I'm not getting an abortion.

By the time they take effect she could be delivering.

Bye bye. See you. Mikey, high five.

Can a person past a certain age change?

Can I borrow some of yours? Coffee regular, I love it.

Can I talk to you for a minute?

Can't do. I teach.

Check your water.

Christ, this traffic... We're going as fast as we can.

Come here, Mikey. Say bye bye to Mama.

Come on in.

Come on, Dad. Let's go.

Come on, keep up, you kids. Here we go.

Come on, move it.

Come on, taste it.

Could I see him?

Could you get somebody for me? Fellas?

Crawling? I remember Astrid crawling...

Crying, I can handle that.

D.J., it's time for lunch. Let's go.

Daddy's lipids fell to 185.

Damn it! I got a splinter.

Dating is difficult, but you've got to take a chance in life sometime.

Didn't you ever see "The Buddy Holly Story", "La Bamba"?

Dig in, you kids. Here we go.

Do I know you?

Do these things come in different sizes? What are these, jumbos?

Do you love him?

Do you think the drugs had any effect on him?

Don't be upset. I'm going to find you a daddy.

Don't do that here. That's a $10,000 desk!

Don't give me that look. And you, get back to work.

Don't give me that look. It's a very serious disease.

Don't smoke that around my baby.

Don't start with me, kid! I've had a day you wouldn't believe.

Don't take him out of his chair and don't touch him a whole lot.

Don't touch me! I'll have this baby without you touching me.

Don't touch that. I don't want to watch football.

Don't you want a smart baby?

Dr. Spock loves us. He protested during the Vietnam war.

English subtitles IFT

Esther... I'd like you to meet my grandson.

Every time I say the word divorce, she loses five pounds.

Every time I take you someplace, people are crazy about you.

Everybody loves you. All the kids at the playground.

Eyelash tinting, body wraps, facials...

Finally, I passed the stone.

Find someone you have something in common with, like Daddy and me.

First, you put the little stick in the hole.

Follow me. I know where I'm going. I've got the map. Come on.

Free phone calls, free lunches... You're a scam artist.

Friday nights, two aerobics classes, and you can't bring chicks over.

George. I met him in Joe Allen's. He turned out to be stupid.

Get familiar with the stick.

Get on my knee.

Get out of here!

Get some apple juice down here!

Get that thing away from me.

Give it back. This is really embarrassing.

Go for the body!

God, Mollie, I'm going to burst if you don't kiss me soon.

God, you idiot!

God! I need some drugs.

Going down.

Goodbye. Please... Goodbye.

Grandpa, did you eat all these candy bars today?

Grandpa, this is great.

Harry, this is the babysitter. I'll just get my coat.

Having my baby what a way to say you love me

He doesn't have a scratch on him.

He goes to Columbia. His parents live on the lsland.

He looks so sweet with the kids. If only Beth would stop throwing up.

He needs a father.

He probably thinks we're going to end up together.

He requires a private nurse.

He said I'd better come in and have an ultrasound.

He said, "Don't hit girls, even if they're asking for it."

He'd say, "Finish your meat, you know how much that cost?"

He'll have your sweet face and my business sense.

He'll take good care of you.

He's a mean old bastard!

He's about this big.

He's become abusive and violent.

He's going to. He can't leave her while she's sick. She's bulimic.

He's got a sweet tooth. Give him one candy bar a day.

He's in Daddy's firm. He's handsome and smart. You'll love him.

He's in with his decorator. You can wait over there.

He's worse at this than I am. Let me give you a hand.

Hello! Rosie didn't tell me you were beautiful.

Hello?

Help, somebody burp me before I blow up.

Help!

Here I come.

Here's the head... isn't it?

Hey, can I get paid?

Hey, Gerber face, high five.

Hey, Grandpa.

Hey, here's Mr. Hand here.

Hey, it's the bear show. Look at that.

Hey, there goes James.

Hey, what the...

Hi, come on in.

Hi, Lupe.

Hi, Lupe.

Hi, Mikey. I'm James.

Hi, toots. Anyone seen my dad?

His father's in piece goods. His mother works in cosmetics.

His favourite food was cheesecake, and what did the doctor tell him?

Hit me. Hit it again.

Hiya, fella. What are you doing?

Hold on!

Hold onto my hand. Bear down, that's what they say in the hospital.

Hold your horses, or I'll knock you from here to kingdom come.

How am I going to get that in my mouth?

How could this have happened?

How could you be in love with her and then in love with me?

How do you like the desk?

How do you like the outside world? It's weird, isn't it?

How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How so?

I asked for no dressing, this is covered with slop.

I bet I could take those apart.

I better take him to the hospital anyway.

I called my doctor about two...

I can't be anybody's father now. I need to be by myself.

I can't believe it! Should I come by tonight?

I can't believe she's getting upset about a Vulcan.

I can't do it anymore... It's personal.

I can't make any more mistakes that are going to hurt Mikey.

I control my life and I want to have a baby.

I could find him in one of those. Let's see if I remember this.

I could have you arrested. Screwing with the mail is a federal offence.

I didn't like the sailors' bell bottoms.

I do this to make money, but not for long.

I don't believe this is happening.

I don't get it.

I don't get it. I just don't get it. Where did I go wrong?

I don't know about you, but I'm beat.

I don't know if it'll last. It just happened.

I don't know who I love.

I don't know.

I don't like this. It makes me look stupid.

I don't pay for L. D.'s, either. Long distance phone calls.

I feel so out of control.

I felt so guilty leaving Beth and the girls.

I finally got you both together.

I get it. Maybe I'll ask James to be my daddy.

I go up to a company receptionist.

I got this driving thing knocked.

I hate it. My mother did it herself.

I have a degree. She took belly dancing lessons.

I have to be very clear on the choices I make for him.

I hope they don't get stuck together.

I just remembered I hate childhood.

I just want to talk to Mikey for a minute.

I knew if I was patient, this day would come.

I know the circumstances you had him under were terrible.

I know this alley like the back of my hand.

I know you will understand that I'm going through a destructive phase.

I know, I've already said that. I didn't plan on this.

I love this... Look, it takes two of them to cover me.

I must know 20 ways to get a free lunch in this town.

I need that!

I pretend I'm a lost messenger, and they let me use their phone.

I put down a deposit this morning.

I quit. It's just a bunch of breathing.

I really messed things up for you.

I start crying and she comes in with a bottle.

I still owe you that cab fare, but somebody stole my purse.

I think he did an okay job. Want to hear some fatherly advice?

I think maybe I'm in a bit more pain than most of your patients.

I think this is it, right over here.

I think you can safely say that it can't get any worse.

I think your bookkeeper paid for the flatware twice.

I told you I could play. I've been thinking about this daddy business.

I traded Rubenstein two accounts for the Chubby Charles account.

I try to call, but I can't do it.

I used to have curls at the end.

I want to report a missing baby.

I want you to be my daddy. I'll tell Mommy.

I was studying to pass a CPA exam,

I was, but I never make that face. I assume his father does.

I wasn't going to ask you to. This will be an incredible baby.

I went out of my way to bring you back your purse.

I went to the clinic and bought some frozen sperm.

I won't let him. I'll never let anyone else touch my books.

I won't.

I wonder if this store has a bathroom. I have to go again.

I wouldn't be driving this cab if I made more instructing.

I'd like some of that. Give me a lot of it.

I'd sit down in the bathroom... and nothing would happen.

I'll be back in a minute.

I'll get you the rest later... Wait a minute...

I'll give you your first lesson. Put your hand on my stick.

I'll go to summer school if you make the pain stop.

I'll just press all these.

I'll see you guys later.

I'll set this thing down right here and get that door open.

I'll show you some pictures.

I'll tell Mr. Ross to give your account to someone else.

I'm dancing. I'm bad.

I'm doing a good job. This is easy! What a good sensation!

I'm going to take my sub and my breast milk and get out of here.

I'm gonna throw up, but I like it!

I'm having a custom made mural of an ancient Navajo design.

I'm home.

I'm hungry.

I'm in!

I'm kidding. Is this my schedule?

I'm living alone for the first time in 17 years. I'm in therapy.

I'm looking for a guy who's not married,

I'm not asking for anything. I don't want to trap you.

I'm not interested in your stories.

I'm not so sure about that. Excuse me.

I'm not talking about cholesterol. Can someone become nicer?

I'm saying I still love you and I still want you.

I'm so sick of hearing about Beth!

I'm sorry about that stupid outfit.

I'm sorry I made you meet that mean man. Never again.

I'm sorry I said anything about Dr. Spock.

I'm sorry she's bulimic.

I'm surprised, that's usually the first thing she says.

I'm too ashamed. I'm afraid of what you'll say.

I've been so confused.

I've got something cold and wet in my shorts.

I've got the town wired. If we were poor, we'd still live like kings.

I've got two of these things. Look at that, they match.

I've seen you use Mikey to push guys away, and now you're doing it to me.

Idiot! I called the police. I was worried out of my mind.

If he doesn't take a nap

If I thought like that, we wouldn't have had so much fun the first week.

If you are the father, answer me a few questions.

If you don't hold still, I can't do this. It doesn't hurt.

If you had a man instead of a frozen pop, all this would be put together.

If you tried passing a watermelon, how hot would you look?

Is getting pregnant by a married man responsible?

Is it true that colons look 10 pounds heavier on TV?

Is Priscilla sick? These doctor bills are for her.

It doesn't amount to much.

It hurts. Don't do it that way.

It isn't the orderly's responsibility to control his diet.

It looks great.

It really frightens Priscilla.

It sounds like the people in the next compartment are.

It was very uncomfortable.

It wasn't gallstones. They didn't know what it was.

It wouldn't be fair to Mikey.

It's a boy.

It's a boy.

It's all right. It's just milk, it won't stain.

It's confusing loving someone who looks like someone you hate.

It's disgusting, but I did get to see my colon on TV.

It's for you. You take this one, I'll take the other one.

It's going to be great in here. This is all going.

It's got to be tough being a mom and a CPA.

It's kind of tough here.

It's okay, Mikey. Mommy's here.

It's so much better for the baby. When Beth had Priscilla...

It's the most excruciating thing you can have, next to giving birth.

Jackpot!

James loves you. Mikey, do you love James?

James, Mommy...

James... where's he going?

Jerk.

Just between you and me, what's with you and Chubby Charles?

Just relax. Hold on, we're almost there.

Knock it off!

Lady, a blanket, something, I'm frosty out here.

Leather craftsmen in Mexico are going to make all new couches.

Leaving his shrink? He's supposed to leave his wife.

Let me have them. Put them up here, the postman will take care of them.

Let me see it.

Let me see those things. There we go. How does that feel?

Let me try that.

Let's get your face cleaned up. You want to look good for her.

Let's go.

Let's trash the place.

Let's walk.

Like a lot of parents, I can't always be there on birthdays.

Little metal things... I'll stick them in those little holes.

Look at all those daddies.

Look at this room. Look at these guys.

Look at you. You're like a big kid.

Look out! You're going to hit..!

Look, another arm coming in down there...

Look, Mikey... I don't know if I can keep coming to see you.

Look... an arm. It's an arm.

Look... isn't it cute?

Ma loves you. Rona loves you.

Ma, I want James to be the daddy.

Ma, that doesn't make any sense.

Making goofball faces and taking pictures of their babies.

May I just say one thing?

Maybe he was kidnapped, or maybe he's with a complete idiot!

Mikey needs a father.

Mikey, I've got to go. See you.

Mikey, stop!

Mikey, what is this mess? Sort out these socks.

Mikey!

Mikey!

Mikey!

Mikey! He's gone!

Mikey?

Mikey?

Mikey's a plane. Look at that boy.

Miss Popularity, you can't expect to find a husband if you never go out.

Miss, excuse me...

Mollie, hi. This must be Mikey.

Mollie, I love you and you love me.

Mommy and her baby...

Mommy's asleep. Watch this.

More mail for Vincent Ubriacco. I don't even know this guy.

Move it!

Move the circle around and we're off.

My biological clock is ticking...

My grandfather Vincent needs an old age home

Next time you talk to your mom, put in a good word in for me.

No problem, I can do this. I can drive.

No, Barney. How many diapers does he go through a day? Six.

No, don't do that!

No, he doesn't. The orderly was told to give him one candy bar a day.

No, he's leaving his shrink. She was really an obstacle between us.

No, I'll wait.

No, I'm talking to hear myself speak.

No, put me back in! Let go of my head and put me back inside!

No.

No.

Not unless she suffered any injury. What's the little woman been up to?

Nothing would come out.

Now Albert's returns are due. So what's with you?

Now that is very cosmic. I don't understand...

Now, with all the new tax laws, you desert him.

Of course I understand. You're going through a selfish phase.

Oh, my God!

Oh, no!

Oh, oh...

Oh, shit!

Oh, stop.

Oh, very nice...

Okay, shake it up.

Okay, this is called driving.

Okay, this'll pass. Watch the head.

Open wide.

Ouch! I should call my mother more often. Get it?

Out, down, in, out... Well, we got that.

Pearlman's doing the bank recs. Rubenstein's doing the quarterlies.

Perfect! I'll just hitch a ride with the fruit cups.

Please don't make me wear clothes with animals on them.

Please, give me a second chance. This has been like a bad dream.

Princess, you're making my mouth water.

Pull over till the ludes wear off.

Ready? High five. Low five. Baby five. Bye.

Ready? Shake it, Mikey.

Regular coffee has two sugars and milk... which they have forgotten.

Remember your biological clock.

Remember, your biological clock is ticking.

Right back at you, babe.

Right down here, kids. Here we go.

Right on.

Say "Hi, Julie."

See that? That's my cab.

She called me a big kid... She's probably right.

She probably wouldn't have picked my father, either.

She said writing made her ass spread.

She's gone!

She's got this crazy idea that I wouldn't make a good father.

Shit!

Should I tell them I need a new diaper?

Sit down.

Slightly? I look like a Russ Meyer movie.

So I went in for the ultrasound and they checked it out.

So it doesn't wear off during the birth.

So you're an accountant? You and Mollie will get along great.

So you're making fun of me. Wait, you'll see.

So you're the one that's been kicking me.

Some people don't have the strength to get out certain situations.

Someday you'll have children.

Someone with a small mouth and good hair...

Sorry I hit you and yelled at you, but I was in a lot of pain.

St. Jerome's Hospital.

Stealing mail is, not screwing with it.

Steven and Paulie, they're your cousins.

Stick this in here... There it goes.

Stop it!

Stop singing. She gets sick, I get sick.

Stop with that pushing! I'm falling!

Stop yelling or your father will give you something to yell about.

Straighten this up properly.

Stupid jerk! My kid will probably be brain damaged because of you.

Taxi!

Taxi!

Tell him not to touch my teeth.

Thank you very much, but this happens to be illegal.

Thanks.

That big plane is a Viscount.

That feels good, baby.

That I got artificially inseminated.

That is a little more like it.

That is exactly what I need.

That Mommy person's here again. She's okay. I like her.

That silver plane is a VJ 10.

That smells good.

That's all I need. A baby telling me what an idiot I am.

That's breast milk.

That's Grandpa.

That's it, breathe!

That's it! You have some exotic disease and I look like a zombie.

That's okay. I want you to.

That's why he left. He loves me and we're having baby.

That's why Jimmy loves you so much.

The babysitter? He's not the frozen pop, is he?

The big men types who hang around with the mommies.

The doctor prescribed new pills and she's starting ballet classes.

The doctor said I'd better have an upper G. I. So I went in again.

The one that sticks out the most was probably...

The only thing that matters to me is who's best for Mikey.

The point is this: Just because it's free, don't mean it's no good.

The woman has thousands more nerves in the sexual organs than the man.

Then you move your foot back and forth. Okay, what next?

Therapy. Beth communicaes with the dead.

There he is.

There he is. Look at me. Hey, James, I'm driving!

There we go. Take her away, boys.

There's a 62 % higher rate of cancer in people who live with smokers.

There's one big difference. They were rock legends. You're not.

They don't? You want to hear about Albert?

They never do that for me.

This fork and this plate are dirty, and there's something in the water.

This is definitely it. This is the place.

This is it. Enjoy your stay.

This is Lou Franklin, I'm phoning about your grandfather.

This is my son Michael. I'll get dressed. Make yourself comfortable.

This is not the act of a beautiful intelligent girl.

This is the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me... so far.

This isn't his usual behaviour. My husband made arrangements.

This kind of thing a girl does if she's very ugly or a lesbian.

This looks delicious.

This sounds awful, but I'm going through a selfish phase.

Time out! Holy cow, what was that? Who's that?

To this very day, I still use that piece of advice.

Try some of that Nobel Prize winners' sperm.

Two, please.

Wait a minute, I see something.

Wait a minute.

Watch this, Mikey.

Watch this.

We 'll eat all the pudding now...

We both like to go to the movies. I know someone perfect for you.

We're accountants... we're not personal.

We're all seeing a psychiatrist now. I've been learning a lot.

Welcome, gramps.

Well... Iet's see how far along we are.

What a surprise!

What about pushing them?

What are those hairy jobs over your eyes?

What are you going to tell people?

What are you trying to say? Mikey, don't touch that.

What are you trying to say? You don't want me to move in yet?

What do you mean?

What do you say you and me take a ride so your mother can sleep?

What do you teach? Taxi driver's ed?

What have you got there? A hand?

What if Daddy was married when you first met him?

What in the... Wait a minute.

What is this? I asked for well done. This is raw.

What was it James said?

What? How could you do such a thing?

What's a daddy? What do they do?

What's his favourite toy, Fred or Barney? Fred?

What's that light down there?

What's this "C" in algebra? How many times did we go over it?

When Beth had the girls, she had a reading of their past lives.

When I found out I was pregnant, I decided to make out a will.

When the police get here, will you show them these pictures?

When you get older, I'll teach you how.

When you met Daddy at that dance, did you know he'd be a good father?

Where are my thumbs? I want to suck my thumbs.

Where are we going now? Hey, don't drop me.

Where's he going? Maybe he's going downstairs.

Where's my grandson?

Where's she going? Who's that big guy?

Which is insane, she's got a great ass for a 40 year old.

Who are you? Lady, I'm freezing. I'm so cold.

Who stole my sucking thing? I need my sucking thing!

Who wants a surprise? Could be lunch meat or peaches.

Who would you want as your child's father?

Why are school shirts mixed up with after school shirts?

Why didn't you say anything to me?

Why don't you get out of the house? I'm going to give Mikey a bath.

Why not? Listen, take your father here...

Workman.

Would you please come with me to sign these papers?

Yeah, I can do that.

Yeah, right. You've got a date with an accountant. 9:30 tops.

Yeah, two of them.

Yeah, you'd enjoy it... Maybe you'd sign a few papers.

Yes, that feels good.

Yet the person who has a genetic bond to you treats you like a jerk.

You are such a baby. If you want me to do something, just ask.

You can go on your date now.

You can tell in his eyes. He looks stoned.

You dick.

You didn't finish this. I cannot do my job...

You guys are no help. I'm cold and wet and there's nothing I can do.

You had no idea if he was a mature responsible person.

You know I'm leaving Beth. It just takes time.

You know that dumpster behind the supermarket? Look what I found.

You know what I thought you'd enjoy doing today?

You look lousy, doll.

You make it sound like I had an affair with a frozen dessert.

You move the big circle around.

You never liked any of my boyfriends, anyway.

You never used to like my food. Something's wrong.

You said you were artificially inseminated.

You should look through that thing. You've still got your diaphragm.

You stupid son of a..!

You want to go to lunch at North Eastern Life lnsurance?

You want to use my mailing address?

You were so close to the end of your pregnancy.

You will never escape me.

You won't find your father here.

You'd better call her. I'm going to be late.

You'd better not. We've still got to be careful.

You'll lose him.

You're all that matters to me. I'll get you the best daddy ever.

You're grossing me out. Don't talk about sex and Daddy.

You're my favourite daughter in law. You're smart and a good person.

You're my first date since my baby was born.

You're not going to get caught. I'll do something for you, okay.

You're one year old and my best friend in the world.

You're pushing it. All right, it's a deal.

You're such a good kisser and I haven't had sex in a long time...

You're the one that ate the spicy food.

You're using too much powder.

You've been such an asshole, I'd have to torture you.

You've got a terrific view. No roommate to bug you. Television.

You've got to believe I love you. I never meant for this to go bad.

You've got to love her.

You've got to use Lamaze. My sister in law used it.

"Cut back on cholesterol." Now he doesn't eat cheesecake.

A father should know. How much is she paying you?

A guy to help raise your child. Are there men who do that?

A selfish phase? I admit the timing is bad.

A selfish phase? It just happened.

Albert, what's going on? Mollie, I've fallen in love.

All better. Mikey needs a nap.

All right, I'll leave it off. Great.

And cute. Cute is of no importance.

and I still managed to catch your father.

and there's a place in Manhattan, but he needs to be a resident.

And what about Mikey? Count on me. Whatever he needs.

And you're still with her! Oh yeah? Look at this receipt.

Are we doing our Lamaze breathing? I dropped out of Lamaze.

Are we stopping for a bite to eat? No, this is your new place.

Are you doing your Lamaze? Look out!

Are you okay with him? Get the hell out of here.

Are you the sperm donor? I'm the kid's father?

Aren't you a handsome... Milk in the eye.

Baby! Hot mama! You're such a goofball.

Breathe deep. Don't try to help, just drive!

But I know it wasn't a mistake. I bet he's glad to hear that.

But I'm crazy about Mikey. I know that I was leading you on.

But what about now? I'm waiting for a doctor.

Bye. My little angel head.

Can I get the other letters? No, I don't want to get involved.

Can you say black coffee? No.

Check me out now. Jump.

Come here. No, I really have to go up.

Come on, Mollie, it's early. Yeah, but I'm broke.

Come on, move it. God, my water just broke.

Come on. Here.

Come on. Are you scared? No, I'm not scared!

Dada. I think he called you Dada.

Did you get your hair cut? Yeah, what do you think?

Did you see what just happened? Give me my baby.

Do this. Jeez!

Do we live like kings, or what? We sure do.

Do you have a picture of Mickey? Mikey!

Do you want a drink? Do you want to watch a movie?

Do you want a sub? No, will you just watch him?

Don't bother. Fine!

Don't count on it. Besides, my woman will wait.

Don't force feed him like that. I'm not!

Don't gain too much weight. My doctor says my weight is fine.

Don't I look good? You look slightly cute.

Don't take this shit from him. I'm going to call the cops.

Employees get free lunches. We'll get caught.

Excuse me, I'm in labour. Do you have your medical card?

Fly with me. I'm not that kind of person.

Galleria Apartments. I moved out. I did it.

Get out! I live here!

Give him a call. Do you want to play telephone?

Give me my bag! He's not stealing our bags.

Go play some video games. Don't give me that shit.

Go to my grandfather's new home. You thought I'd enjoy that?

Good to meet you. Do you mind if I suck on that?

Grandpa, that smells good. I'd like to see you eat it.

Have they moved out? Too much fruit!

Have you ever had a barium enema? Not recently.

Have you got a needle? In there.

Have you got any other letters? They're in the hallway.

He did, did he? Yeah.

He does not. He looks perfect. You don't look so hot yourself.

He has a right to see his son. Where has he been all year?

He has my eyes. I know.

He knows when he's tired. I'm not tired at all.

He said no problem. That was Bill.

He thinks you're his father. I've spent a lot of time with him.

He was just here. How long ago did he leave?

he will wake up and want to eat when it's time to sleep.

He'll ask about his daddy. I want James to be the daddy.

He's beautiful. He looks like you. A lot of people say that.

He's decided to leave her. Albert's leaving his wife?

He's from artificial insemination. I've known Mollie for years.

He's in the back of that car. Let's get the cab.

He's pretty tired. He's had a busy day.

Hello! I was wrong.

Here, fella, go find your grandma. Thanks for nothing.

Hey, buddy, move it. You can't get through here.

Hey, Carrie. What a sweetie.

Hey, Mikey! Sarah, how are you doing?

Hey, you're up. My baby! Honey, honey...

Hey! Stop!

Hey. Hey, Jimmy.

Hi, honey. Mikey, this is your sister Julie.

Hi, little guy. Who's this yutz?

Hi, Vince. Hello, Esther.

Hi. Hey.

Hi. Hi.

Hiya, Mickey. Look at that hat.

Hold it. Okay. Get down, Mikey.

Honey, I'm home. Me, too.

How about some Demerol? God, that'd be great!

How did you know I had drugs? I don't. I didn't.

How did you know where I lived? You left it in the cab.

How do you like New York so far? It's my kind of town.

How long have you been here? About five years.

How many? What's a light bulb?

How old are you now, Mollie? 33.

I bet the kid's not even yours. That's it! Be nice.

I broke up with George. Who?

I can't wait for you forever. It's going to work out soon.

I didn't eat breakfast. Something's wrong.

I don't like anybody. You know what the secret is?

I don't remember your baby. It's a friend of mine's.

I don't want him seeing Mikey. Don't start pulling this on me.

I don't... You've worked for him for years.

I found a nice family man. Except it's someone else's family.

I had a really good time tonight. I bet you did.

I have a key. We're changing it.

I have to get my own place. I've been reincarnated so quickly?

I inserted it, now I'm pregnant. Where's the frozen pop?

I just can't find the right guy. Mikey will like whoever you like.

I know a lot about babies. All right, Friday night.

I know what I'm doing. Damn! You won again.

I left it at home. I have to have your medical card.

I liked the look of his uniform. They all wore uniforms.

I look like a boy. No offence. Nice talking to you.

I remember. I was the one with the cute curls.

I sent them here. I'll explain. I'm going to call the police.

I still ain't eating it. Yummy.

I think about you two every day. You'd never know it.

I think you're going to enjoy it. I'm sure I will.

I want to talk to you. Sorry, got to go.

I wanted to do it. Let me give you a ride home.

I was artificially inseminated. Are you a lesbo?

I was baby sitting for you. That means the baby stays here!

I wouldn't have fallen for him. You can't control that.

I'll baby sit. Come on...

I'll burst if I don't kiss you. Tough!

I'll check the hallway. I'm calling the police.

I'll get you cleaned up. Use the washroom in the back.

I'll miss you. Don't be sad. Here, take this.

I'm happy for you, Albert. I know you've been through a lot.

I'm just watching the game here. Yeah, I've got money on this game.

I'm not touching your stick. This is not a sexual thing.

I'm sorry, I really do want this. I do, too.

I'm your grandma. Okay, if you say so.

I've been meaning to talk to you. I'm here to do your taxes.

I've got an emergency. Sorry, buddy, move it.

I've got my teeth in there. They're coming with us.

I've got problems, too. Sorry. I'm afraid of giving birth.

I've never been real big on pain. You been to Lamaze?

I've raised my kids. Raised them? They're 11 and 9!

Is he taking a dump? No, he's thinking real hard.

Is he talking yet? No.

Is it yours? Yeah, but he needs a mother.

Is Mikey here? I'm his father. His father?

Is Mollie here? No, she's at aerobics class.

Is that a deal? Just bring the milk.

Is your wing smoking? No... Oh, my God!

It can't hurt that much. How would you know?

It just turned out that way. It took $20,000 to find that out?

It was just a joke to relax you. I'm just so nervous.

It'll be like the playwriting. She knows this can't make her fat.

It's better for the kid. All men are stupid idiots.

It's good seeing you again. You, too. See you.

It's like great sex, isn't it? I personally wouldn't remember.

It's made of stone. It's all right.

It's Mikey. He's asleep.

James, is that you? Mikey, don't move.

Jimmy! Grandpa.

Just don't let him find the bag. No problem.

Leave it on football. Leave it alone.

Let me explain... These dresses aren't paid for.

Listen to me. I am.

Look at that. That's a big one. I've never had one that big in me.