Spy x Family (2022) - Season 1 Edit

A 12, fail.

A All right... If you think I'm fit for the role.

A An assassin?!

A crossword puzzle?

A day to celebrate this ooting!

A filthy swine like you deserves nothing more than the foulest meal.

A gun with a silencer?

A guy just dropped from the sky.

A lot of them got caught in the recent spy hunts, so I couldn't find a good match.

A lovey dovey hot couple? You make me sick.

A master of disguise, a man with a hundred faces.

A perfect 100 points.

A pistol with a silencer...

A purse snatcher?

A real bad guy...

A spy must not bring attention to himself.

A spy.

A spy... An assassin...

A spy... mission...

A T... no, an F cipher.

A trap? When did he—

A TV!

About one percent of my preparations are complete.

Absolutely not elegant! And such awful penmanship!

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not. If you do not answer, you will lose points.

Absurd! My daughter would never—

Actually, this is your home now, so make yourself comfortable.

Actually, why don't you just use a female agent from your work?

After today, we'll seem like a normal... no.

After you got covered in flour and got in my way,

Ah, A 12. Please enter Hall 2.

Ah, I am oh so lonely because I do not have a mama.

Ah, I don't know what I should do.

Ah, I'm happy to hear that you have such a loving family.

Ah, this must be your younger brother.

Ah, well...

Ah.

Ah...

Ah... And how would you describe your parenting style, Madam?

Ah... And what about you, Madam?

All clear, sir.

All clear, sir.

All done!

All right, begin!

All right, go! Hurry!

All right, let's go out for a bit.

All right, next.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All set, please. Will do my best, please.

All you did was tip over a bucket of water.

Also, the minister's a traitor who's been secretly backing the West.

Am I a good girl?

An actual accident?!

An adventure!

An application, ticket for the exam, and exam questions.

An assassin.

An enemy?

An enemy?!

And a final check of our verbal etiquette.

And acting from a carefully laid out plan.

And are living under the same roof as they hide their true identities from each other.

And dancing with death over and over to get brave!

And eat operas...

And for the first time...

And get to the bottom of what the boss of the enemy organization, Desmond, is planning.

And has done any dirty work her employer requested ever since.

And he just lost custody of his daughter, as well.

And he'll lose even more trust in me.

And I don't like carrots.

And I was in awe of her grace.

And I'll have to forge an ID for her.

And infiltrate one of the social gatherings.

And is willing to get married within 48 hours?

And keep their true identities secret.

And make sure that we're all on the same page.

And make sure we don't slip up if we let our guard down.

And not just for the interview...

And now, our appearances.

And perhaps, the world.

And prepared a change of clothes just in case!

And prepared another change of clothes.

And she has one brother who's much younger than her.

And she later fled their facility.

And so...

And that one time I hugged him too hard and ended up breaking two of his ribs.

And that's something to be very proud of.

And then that guy...

And there are so many examinees...

And try to recover from how exhausting that exam was.

And what do you do on your days off, young lady?

And Yor, uh... Hmm...

And... you have bested me for today.

Another customer.

Another one! I can't dodge it!

Anya cannot accept this mama.

Anya Fo...Fo...Horger. Address?

Anya is an extremely curious child.

Anya Roche.

Anya Williams... Anya Levski...

Anya, are you going to be okay in this crowd?

Anya, no yelling while we're here.

Anya, we're going to our next stop.

Anya, you mustn't tell anyone about your power.

Anya!

Anya!

Anya!

Anya.

Anya.

Anya...

Anya...

Anya's house is a big castle.

Anyone who advocates for a traitor is also a traitor.

Anyone who gets in my way will regret it.

Anyone you're interested in?

Anyone you're interested in?

Apologies, my lady. This whole floor has been reserved.

Apparently so.

Apparently, they only searched drawers with information regarding the girls.

Are second to none.

Are second to none.

Are they trying to see if we reveal our true selves in an emergency?

Are trudging upon the blessed ground of our school.

Are you all right or not?

Are you all right, lad?

Are you all right, ma'am? Are you hurt?

Are you all right?

Are you hurt?

Are you not with your wife?

Are you okay with this?

Are you planning on cheating? Listen.

Are you sure?

Are you taking issue with my methods?

Arrogant, greedy, and callous.

As for Anya...

As for the paperwork...

As long as we respond with sincere, logical answers,

As of tonight, I'm also done with the mask known as Robert.

As soon as I'm done with this mission, I'm sending her back to the orphanage.

As you already know, I am not her biological mother.

As you wish.

At first, I spoiled her quite often in hopes that she would like me.

At the prestigious Eden College.

Aw, this is so cute.

B By the way, where are we headed?

Baldy head!

Be it for someone else

Beats me.

Because I end up remembering my own childhood.

Because of the transmission?

Because of your blood, sweat, and tears.

Becoming exactly the person my target wants me to be is mere child's play.

Behold!

Being a doctor must be very taxing.

Besides, your grey suit seems to fit the attire at this school more.

Bomby bombs! Bomby bombs!

Bomby bombs! Bomby bombs!

Boss, I think we should just give up on the toupee.

Boss! Nguyen and his guys are back from the apartment!

Boss! We've intercepted a new message.

Both of her parents are deceased,

Brilliant... So smart, and elegant!

But aren't you, like, 27? You need to be careful.

But everything should be fine as long as I do what Loid is doing.

But for the sake of her future, I'm hoping I can become a bit stricter at times.

But have no fear.

But he's such a cool liar.

But her actual parents are probably already...

But I can't exactly disguise myself as a child,

But I can't leave you alone like this,

But I guess they went out of business.

But I must avoid these so called messy lovers' quarrels.

But I really like crispy bacon from bakenries!

But I wander over here when I'm exhausted from work.

But I wanna draw...

But I want to go to school...

But I would like something in return.

But I'll get her to agree to a formal marriage in the end.

But I've heard...

But if anyone asks, you've always been my daughter.

But if he is part of the test, we must deal with this accordingly.

But it's a bit improper to use your feet, Yor.

But it's hopeless.

But Mama doesn't exist.

But may I have the honor of taking your life?

But my father's influence within this school is still strong.

But no matter.

But no one is trying to go near him.

But of course. You're one of our regulars.

But she is a truly intelligent child.

But she's been adopted four times and returned each time.

But she's been arrested once over political activities, so she's too dangerous.

But she's scary sometimes.

But she's so small...

But so will the parents.

But that apartment is far too dangerous, so let's move.

But that doesn't matter.

But the more we spoke, the more I felt that she was a kindred spirit.

But the shadier the establishment,

But this is just—

But we believe it to be an assassination by the East's far right political party.

But we've done everything we could.

But when it comes to teaching anything, from patriotism to how to be an elite,

But who knew the interview process's next stage demanded the attendance of both parents?

But why don't we get married?

But... Maybe just a little bit...

By that, I mean he forged the certificate.

By whoever sent these thugs? But why?

Can I get you something, Loid?

Can't walk anymore...

Candy!

Capital City Berlint, City Hall

CHILDCARE

CHILDREARING

CHILDREARING

Children learn from their parents' example!

Clearly, I expected too much.

Clearly, we weren't ready for this mock interview yet.

Code Name

Code Name

Code name: Thorn Princess.

Code name: Thorn Princess.

Code name: Twilight.

Code name: Twilight.

Come in, Mama.

Come now, Master Swan...

Come now, you two.

Come on in.

Come on, Camilla. Help me bake this gratin.

Come on, let's go inside.

Come on, now, Millie.

Come on, stop it!

Coming.

Continuing to treat Westalis as the enemy will do us no good.

Could I get it done as quickly as possible?

Could she be Twilight's?

Could you describe your parenting methods?

Could you give this to your mommy or daddy?

Could you tell us how hard you would have to work in order to succeed like him?

Could you tell us why you chose to apply to our school?

Crap, I'm gonna piss my pants.

Curse you and your cunning, Loid Forger.

D 68, fail.

D Dominic...

Damn it!

Damn it... Who knows what spies are thinking, either?

Desmond is an extremely cautious man who rarely appears in public.

Did anyone call for this chick?

Did he fall?

Did I do a good job?

Did I do anything to make her want to hide from me?

Did I just let my guard down?

Did they... leave a tracking device in the art pieces?

Did you hear? A thief might've entered our office.

Did you know, Mr. Ranger...

Do boogers somehow make it taste better?

Do not break Formation D.

Do not think for a second that you can

Do the parents of the world

Do whatever you need to do! Make sure they're dead!

Do you happen to know the name of the principal, young lady?

Do you have a boy or a girl?

Does Anya get a thank you, too?

Does that mean...

Don't bother with childish games.

Don't let that bastard get away!

Don't pity me, asshole!

Don't shoot! This whole place will blow!

Don't snap at me just because she loves her real mother more.

Don't think you'll ever walk through our gates again!

Don't think you'll get away from me.

Don't wanna!

Don't worry about that. Just take her already.

Don't worry. I'm still employed.

Don't worry. Just go watch some TV.

Drawing? Sure.

During the interview, not only will the child be evaluated,

E Ele...

Eden College

Eden College does prioritize family values, after all.

Eden College is one of the most prestigious schools in the country.

Edgar.

Ele le... Ele le le le...

Elegance creates tradition.

Elegance is what truly makes this world a paradise.

Elegance!

Elegantly done, Loid Forger.

Eliminating a certain smuggling ring.

Encourages me to work harder.

Er, again...

Er, no, um, I'm sorry...

Er, so, Miss Anya... How do you spend your days off?

Er, well, it would extend our agreement...

Er, well... Yes.

Er, yes... Thank you for the lovely party, everyone.

Er... Pardon me.

Even if it meant sacrificing herself.

Even in sickness,

Even so...

Even when I infiltrated the ranks of an evil terrorist group,

Ever since I lost my first wife,

Everyone has a side they don't show anyone else.

Everyone has strengths and weaknesses.

Everything's going so well that it's making me nervous.

Everything's so clean.

Excellent, Mr. Forger. Now, if you'd sign these documents...

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me...

Fail any family lacking elegance immediately.

Farewell. May you find happiness.

Father, mother, daughter...

Fill 'em full of lead!

Finding dirt on them might help, too.

Finding the right person might take longer than—

Fine, then.

First I lost my job, then my home!

First, could you tell us your name and address?

First, I'll have to gather everything we'll need.

First, I'm gonna treat myself to the finest meal and—

First, please state your name and address.

First, we will begin by asking the parents a few questions.

For both our sakes.

For me to continue my job as an assassin, too.

For only one reason, sir.

For the sake of a better world.

Forger!

Forgers?

Four in the bell tower.

Four in the overhead passage.

From the looks of it, I've been compromised.

From their psychotic episodes.

G 114, pass.

G 114. Please go to Hall 1.

Get lost with the pleasantries!

Gimme money, gimme money, gimme money...

Go ahead and turn it on.

Go back to your Western masters!

Go on. Say hello.

Go rest over there.

Go stop this mess before they're hurt!

Good day, or perhaps, good evening, Edgar.

Good day, or perhaps, good evening, Twilight.

Good evening. I have a client for you, Thorn Princess.

Good girl.

Good morning, Housemaster.

Good. These were questions we anticipated.

Got it?

Got it?

Got reported by her neighbors for being suspicious.

Great, thanks.

Gwak!

Hang on a second! I'm just an informant! My fighting skills are literal trash!

Hang on, Yor!

Hate to tell you this, Twilight, but crying is their job.

Have a peanut.

Have you been enjoying yourself, Yor?

Having one hand tied up will make it difficult to prepare for an enemy ambush,

He blended in with the crowd.

He changed his clothes, but it's not so easy to change the way you walk.

He doesn't like Papa and Mama!

He got me again!

He got me!

He has a child.

He is a great threat to the truce between the East and the West.

He is clearly jealous of other families, and takes out his frustrations on them.

He may be the former headmaster,

He only appears at social gatherings held at the elite private school his son attends.

He'll be a shoe in with the elite.

He's a sp—a speshulist in mental health. A very good one.

He's also very considerate of me.

He's always ogling me.

He's probably the only person who could accept me for who I am right now.

He's so useful.

He's the only son of the former headmaster, and a legacy hire.

He's...

He's...

Head's been choppy chopped! Body's been choppy chopped!

Hell if I care! I'm the CEO of the Central Bank!

Hell will freeze over before you pass.

Hello, Briar residence.

Hello? Are you even listening, Robert?

Hello? Where's my money?!

Hello. I was hoping I could get my dress fixed up.

Helping, helping...

Henry Henderson (66), Housemaster of Dorm 3, Subject Taught: History, Personality: Elegant

Her favorite foods, even how many moles are on her body.

Her habit of sticking her nose where it doesn't belong could be seen as a weakness,

Her mother?

Her true identity: a telepath.

Her true identity: an assassin.

Here it comes.

Here.

Here's some candy for you, dear.

Here's the goods I promised.

Hero who casts no shadow,

Hero who casts no shadow,

Hey, Anya.

Hey, don't push me!

Hey, I'm kidding. This is for your mission, right?

Hey, more importantly, we need to retry this mock interview.

Hey, Robert! Wait! You can't just do that to me!

Hey, Sis. How have you been?

Hey, that's a diamond! No fair taking the expensive looking one!

Hey, this again?

Hey, where are you going?!

Hey, you! Up front! Look up front!

Hey!

Hey! Hurry up and call the next one in!

Hey.

Hey.

Hiding!

His true identity: a spy.

His wife filed for divorce last month,

Hm?

Hm? Are you a little stuffed up?

Hm? The paper?

Hm? Yes, that's rather unfortunate.

Hmm...

Hmm... But to be honest,

Hmm... I was considering her as a candidate to play my wife, but never mind.

Hmm... Pretend you never saw that, okay?

Hmm... Then,

Hold it right there!

Hold it!

Honestly, the section chief is way creepier.

Honestly, this child...

Honestly, where does she learn to talk like that?

Hopefully they last. Having a child already is an instant no for me, though.

Hot cocoa is the best.

Housemaster, we are supposed to be testing the child.

Housemaster?

How about you hand over the goods now?

How could I forget?

How did they know where I was?

How do people usually pass?

How do you know my daughter's name?

How much longer to the embassy?

How nice that you and your family are moving into a new home.

How pathetic.

How rude. I'm completely normal.

How unfortunate.

How very elegant!

How wonderful.

How's Karen doing?

How's work going?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? C Cook?

Huh? N No, that's okay.

Huh? Oh, no! What shall I do?

Huh? Right now?!

Huh? U Um... Strike first to be victorious?

Huh? Um...

Huh? Wha—But you just—

Huh? You have a boyfriend?

Huh? You wanna adopt?

Huh?!

Hurry up and pinpoint where it's coming from!

I abandoned my identity when I became Twilight.

I accept.

I actually do most of the cooking.

I actually fell asleep in front of someone.

I actually lost my wife two years ago,

I admire your dedication to not wasting food,

I almost pursued someone's husband.

I also know how much you care about your daughter.

I am Anya. I have been Papa's child for a very long time.

I am Chimera. It is a pweasure to meet your acquiantenance.

I am Miss Anya's mama.

I am not certain. We must investigate.

I am terribly sorry if I interrupted anything...

I believe it'll be around 20 minutes, sir.

I came to the conclusion that she'd get along well with my daughter.

I can make this mission work if I have a child.

I can wash my face all by myself!

I can't afford to waste even ten seconds on each one!

I can't believe I volunteered for this!

I can't have her messing with my spy equipment, so I'll lock it up.

I can't tell if she's actually bright or dumb.

I copied all the files of unmarried women from city hall.

I could only find information from the last year,

I couldn't find anything about her birth.

I do apologize. Here's a gift.

I do apologize. My daughter is rather ambitious.

I do beg your pardon.

I do beg your pardon.

I do, actually...

I don't come here that often either,

I don't have anything suitable to wear to this interview...

I don't know any of these answers!

I don't know exactly how she ended up in that orphanage,

I don't like places like this...

I don't like snakes.

I don't need to study to do any tests.

I don't think you have to do quite that much.

I don't wanna study!

I dug up some records on her past that the orphanage didn't have.

I even have the negatives.

I feel nothing but anxiety about this,

I feel someone's gaze...

I felt alone, in despair, and so powerless that all I could do was cry.

I got 'em all in! Get in!

I got a sitter for you on Saturday, so make sure you behave.

I got permission from the Shopkeeper, so I feel much better.

I got rid of those aspirations, as well as my identity, the day I became a spy.

I guess I'll have to explore my options.

I guess if she saw us that way...

I guess... receiving thanks every once in a while wouldn't hurt.

I had a friend of mine who's a judge make it so we got married a year ago.

I had money to get my grandchild a gift in my purse.

I had no idea there was a park like this on the outskirts of town.

I happen to be an expert in self defense.

I have information on most of the staff at this school.

I have my work weapons and poison powerful enough to kill an elephant in there.

I have no right to call myself an educator.

I have to go to school or...

I haven't the slightest clue as to who this gentleman is,

I helped clean, too!

I helped with the cookies, too!

I hope he wasn't in some terrible accident.

I hope you like them.

I humbly thank you for your generosity.

I I figured they might work on cows, too!

I I want to find out what the boss of the organization is planning!

I I'll go make us some tea.

I I'm so sorry I said I was your husband.

I I'm sure everything will be okay!

I If you don't mind.

I It appears some of my patients still haven't recovered

I It's all right, Loid.

I It's not what you think!

I just followed a recipe from a cookbook, so they should be decent.

I just needed a boyfriend, not a husband.

I just so happen to have invented some new spy gear just for days like this.

I just want to get the bomb back.

I just want to put my brother's mind at ease.

I knew I saw potential in you.

I knew she was lying about having a guy.

I know her height, weight, shoe size,

I know, right?

I know.

I left Loid and Anya behind.

I let unnecessary feelings get in the way of the mission.

I like peanuts.

I like this place better than crowded places!

I like this show.

I long for a mama.

I look forward to doing business with you again.

I look forward to meeting him. Goodnight.

I lost track of him.

I mean, I know how gullible you are.

I mean, if it happened to me, I'd just kill them back...

I mean... Apparently, I'm considered suspicious just for being single,

I met my wife at the tailor shop that handles this school's uniforms,

I mixed up my mission with hers.

I must ask, who truly disgraced our school?

I must be careful.

I must keep my work relationships favorable for my brother's sake, too.

I must know more about this creature.

I must learn to be more normal.

I must say, the examinees this year lack refinement.

I need some manuals to help me understand it.

I need to at least do something about her appearance.

I need to do my best!

I need to find her immediately. Calm down.

I need to find someone by the time of the party.

I need to find someone for the sake of my little brother's promotion.

I need to get to safety immediately.

I need to know how smart you are for this exam.

I need to maintain a good relationship with her until the end of this mission.

I need to pick my nose.

I need you two to be on your guard.

I never found it so hard to breathe as I do right now.

I now know how long I am!

I once learned about pressure points that can stop one's movements in a yoga class!

I promise I'll catch him for you! And I'll take you to the hospital later!

I promise to be a good girl! Just come back to me!

I relaxed for a second and all my pent up exhaustion hit me at once.

I risked everything by waltzing right into enemy territory.

I see they're wasting no time with the screening.

I see we're getting straight to the point.

I see you're particular about matching colors.

I see, I see.

I see! That's great. It'll be a party with coworkers, right?

I see.

I see.

I see.

I see.

I see. I definitely see Bondman there, though.

I see. Then I apologize.

I see... I'm too out of my league here.

I should properly introduce myself once Anya's entrance exam is over.

I shouldn't have put the key to success in the hands of others, let alone civilians.

I spotted a poisonous snake there yesterday.

I think I figured out why I hate the sound of kids crying so much.

I think we can make things work if we have her memorize everything.

I thought I'd abandoned that past, but on a subconscious level,

I told you, you're not coming!

I wanna do that!

I wanna eat cake!

I wanna go home.

I wanna live in a castle.

I want a pistol with a silencer!

I want hot cocoa!

I want some hot cocoa, please!

I want to be with them forever.

I want to be with them forever.

I was considering him to act as my boyfriend at the party,

I was given this top secret mission as a member of WISE.

I was hesitant to pursue another relationship because of my daughter.

I was informed that this is your second wife. May I ask how you two met?

I was just admiring how pretty you are.

I was playing tag with some old guys.

I went through hell getting these for you.

I will be taking back that bomb.

I will have to take my leav—

I will play the part of a father with a child if I must,

I wonder if there's a million dalc lying around somewhere.

I would say her main shortcoming is that she's a picky eater.

I would've preferred to handle it all on my own,

I, Twilight, am a man of a thousand faces.

I, uh, just happened to come here to shop,

I... relaxed?

I'd be thrilled to get her outta my hair.

I'd honestly prefer a black or red dress.

I'd jump on top of them, beat them up, and make them eat the foulest meal!

I'd like this, please.

I'd like to avoid anything risky.

I'd like you to play the role of her mother during the interview.

I'll be able to have plenty of fun for a while with this much.

I'll be deciding on that soon.

I'll be okay, please.

I'll be sure to let your brother know that you came alone.

I'll buy you some peanuts! Just stop crying!

I'll come get your boxes once they're empty.

I'll embarrass her in front of everyone!

I'll figure something out and rework the plan.

I'll give you the deets on some of my favorite cosmetics.

I'll have her accept something simple first,

I'll have to chase him away if he's a loser.

I'll have to leave.

I'll hold off on this promotion until I know he's a good guy.

I'll introduce you to Mr. Chimera.

I'll keep jabbing at you until you slip up.

I'll make you reveal your true identity yet!

I'll need to make sure she's knowledgeable of politics and history, as well.

I'll start things over from square one and—

I'll take her.

I'll take it.

I'll use it as part of this whole charade.

I'm a failure as a spy? No.

I'm a failure as a spy.

I'm actually nervous.

I'm afraid I can't sense any intelligence in your conversations.

I'm almost certain no one would notice if one or two happened to go missing.

I'm amazed her brother turned out to be a decent human being.

I'm Anya Forger.

I'm being sold off somewhere!

I'm counting on you, Anya.

I'm far too relaxed lately.

I'm fine. Just a few scratches.

I'm glad you like it.

I'm going out for a bit.

I'm going to show Mama around!

I'm gonna help.

I'm heading out.

I'm helping myself to this one.

I'm honestly content as long as I get to keep this job.

I'm honestly surprised she had the nerve to show up alone.

I'm just worried how this may affect my work.

I'm not going on an adventure. I'm just going shopping.

I'm not going to involve a kid in this mission.

I'm not sure what to tell your brother if he hears of this.

I'm not the only one being watched.

I'm positive she's a spy who's been sent in to lower our country's birth rate.

I'm praying that you don't get reported for child abuse.

I'm right, aren't I?

I'm six!

I'm so bored. Spies aren't like what I thought.

I'm so happy to have a mama now!

I'm so shocked. I'm really stuck.

I'm so sorry an amateur like me helped with the recovery!

I'm so sorry that I couldn't do better

I'm so sorry to have you get so many.

I'm so sorry. Have fun!

I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was you.

I'm sorry?!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I guess I did send him flying.

I'm sure that's how my brother wanted me to end up.

I'm sure they'll vouch for us! Let's believe in them.

I'm sure we'll continue to shop there, so next time, we should tell them we're married.

I'm terribly sorry for arriving late.

I'm the Vice Minister of the Ministry of Finance!

I'm to carry out this mission Saturday at 1800 hours when the target meets with the buyer.

I'm very sorry, Yor, but you probably won't be able to find him now.

I'm worried about you. You're kinda unusual, y'know.

I'm Yor's husband, Loid Forger.

I'm...

I've accidentally fallen into the gutter, and I can't get out!

I've acquired a variety of tickets through my connections at work.

I've been a spy for over a decade,

I've been a spy for over a decade.

I've been a spy for over a decade.

I've completed countless missions, yet once again I find myself losing heart.

I've completed countless missions, yet only now do I find myself losing heart.

I've experienced this many times.

I've failed yet again as a spy.

I've got some mail for you!

I've heard that women have been killed by wives for such things.

If a goddess like that exists, I'd sure love to meet her.

If all else fails, make sure I can back them up—

If all I can do is curry favor with the authorities,

If all of the adults here just happened to perish,

If he finds out I'm a telepath...

If he finds out I'm lying, he'll think I'm a weirdo and a pathological liar,

If I can't make sure these two fail, there's clearly no justice in this world.

If I had continued wearing my previous suit,

If I just read other people's...

If I recall, the earliest age students can enter Eden College is six.

If I think like this, someone will eventually figure out that I'm an assassin.

If it's all right with you, maybe we could just stay together,

If it's not too much trouble, I was hoping you'd accompany me to this party.

If making light of a child's feelings is part of your establishment's educational policies,

If Papa and Mama see this, they'll find out about my powers!

If she fails, of course, our life here together will be...

If she's going to cry over every little trifling thing,

If they don't have any, we can always make some up.

If this mission fails...

If you can get this to a police officer, you win the game.

If you don't get into this school...

If you go straight down this street and turn right,

If you leave me behind, I'm going to cry.

If you show them this, they'll put you in a better orphanage.

If you understand, go home right now.

If you want, I can introduce you to someone.

If you were to give your parents a score, what might that be?

If you wish for her to have any semblance of a normal life,

If you're asked this question, make sure you talk about today.

If you're looking for a semi formal dress, I think this color would do nicely.

Impossible! Is this...

In an era in which the nations of the world were waging a fierce war

In an era in which the nations of the world were waging a fierce war

In my case, I first need to participate in a social gathering,

In order to achieve this,

In order to force Twilight to steal the toupee

In order to keep an eye on the actions of a leading figure in Ostania's government,

In order to stop a key figure in Ostania, Desmond, from trying to start a war,

In that case, we can stop by a photography studio next.

In that case, would you score your old mother or your new mother higher?

In the end, I put up a barricade in front of the door and trapped her inside.

In the end, they were just some commoners from the countryside.

In the meantime...

Indeed.

Indeed. I heard that your orphanage was looking for candidates.

Intelligent?! Her?!

Is having a kid bad? Am I in the way?

Is he in charge of this exam?

Is it using the West's cipher?

Is refined enough for a prestigious school,

Is she scared?

Is that the section chief's coffee? Let's put some boogers in it.

Is the furniture arranged to your liking? I also cleaned a bit.

Is there a problem?

Is there an enemy hidden in this crowd?

Is this everything you own?

Is this girl actually stupid?

Is this the Forger residence?

Isn't it about time you got married?

Isn't that asking a bit much?

It appears as though I have underestimated this young lady.

It appears that not all hope has been lost.

It displeases me to know their crude feet

It happens all the time to a psychiatrist.

It just fell...

It just makes you look even more pathetic.

It looks like we've avoided failure.

It says... "Twilight here"...

It seems you two are quite similar.

It was a little scary.

It wasn't you, Housemaster?

It will only be one time. Would you be up for it?

It would make the school suspicious if we got married just before the interview.

It'd be wise for you to watch that mouth of yours.

It'll all work out!

It'll be easy.

It's a letter from Eden College.

It's actually my first time making cookies.

It's all right, Anya. You have no reason to apologize.

It's always an unpleasant feeling to be observed like this.

It's an ambush! A lone woman—

It's basic diplomacy. Understanding the other party is the first step toward peace.

It's best that we avoid provoking him.

It's embarrassing to say so, but this is my second marriage and I already have a child,

It's Forger.

It's happening to Miss Anya again.

It's my fault.

It's not coming off.

It's not that impressive, really.

It's not very much.

It's quite all right. This is something we need to do.

It's so big!

It's so much fun!

It's so nerve racking being watched like this...

It's that spy cartoon you were watching last week.

It's the foulest meal for you!

It's there! You passed!

It's time to study now, Anya.

It's too bad your boyfriend couldn't make it. I was excited to meet him.

It's unheard of to be single at that age.

It's very nice to meet you, Mr. Chimera.

Jeez, knock it off, Camilla!

Judging from her lack of luggage, I thought she had no interest in clothes.

Just go, you moron!

Just how desperate are you to impress people, Yor?

Just leave her be.

Just like we practiced...

Just sit there and watch your show.

Just tell my brother than I came to the party with a kind gentleman?

K 212. Please head to Hall 1.

K 212. They are the Forgers, sir.

K 212...

K 212...

Ka bam!

Karen, let's break up.

Kill all the bastards in the West!

Kill all the shitheads in the West!

Kill me now. Next question.

L Loid is a wonderful person who truly cares for his daughter.

Leave it to me.

Let us be there for one another.

Let us check our personal effects.

Let us go, then.

Let us save him!

Let's broaden our horizons, become versed in what is normal for an upper class family,

Let's change the subject. What does your father do for a living?

Let's give up on getting her into that school.

Let's go home, Yor.

Let's go rest somewhere.

Let's have you return the photographs you stole from me.

Let's just get this over with.

Let's let him take care of it.

Let's see... Which one's going to accidentally go missing?

Like, what? What kind of creep does that?

Listen up, Anya.

Listen up, little girl.

Loid Forger. Occupation: psychiatrist.

Loid is awfully late.

Loid, I've got everything put away.

Loid!

Loid!

Loid! Please remember your late wife's wishes!

Look out, Yor!

Look, you're okay. I won't do anything.

Looks like the extra outfits will be ready by the interview, too.

Looks like Yor finally found someone nice.

M Miss Anya, I'll take care of that!

Ma...ma...

Mail!

Make sure you address me as "Father."

Make sure you bring your partner with you.

Make sure you bring your partner with you.

Make sure you go to the infirmary, just in case.

Make sure you say, "Thank you."

Mama is an assassin! Stabby, stabby, sploosh!

Mama!

Mama...

Mama...

Mama's here.

Man, he's late.

Man, I'm starving.

Man, that old crone was loaded.

Marriage? Conventional happiness?

May I respectfully request a different question?

Maybe I can still go back and get another child—

Maybe I'll say hi...

Maybe the creeper who snuck into this place will go with her.

Me and my friends are pro tag players.

Meaning I'll probably be even busier running around than before.

Meanwhile, I'm not picky at all, yet I can't even get a date.

Men would call you to their hotel rooms so you could give them "massages"?

Meow.

Might they be an impromptu family for admission purposes?

Mild mannered, sincere, and conservative.

Mommy!

Mommy! Mommy, Mommy!

Mommy...

More importantly, here's what you asked for.

More in the buildings to the left and right.

Mr. Benedick Advent Goodheller.

Ms. Cow?

Murdoch Swan (47), Housemaster of Dorm 2, Subject Taught: Economics, Personality: Arrogant • Greedy • Callous

Must be Cipher C.

Must be the details on the extra mission.

Must you draw attention to yourself?

My address is in... Berlint, West District...

My brother was kind enough to teach me...

My brother would never find out...

My cartoons.

My feet hurt.

My going out clothes are so cute!

My mama doesn't exist.

My mission to end up with a child is a success.

My mistake was putting that little girl in danger to begin with.

My name is Anya Holger!

My oldest here will be taking an entrance exam soon.

My only wish is for my daughter to get into a good school.

My Papa and Mama are both so much fun, and I love them very much.

My, what a lovely family you are.

My, what a lovely family you are.

My, what an adorable room.

N Next, let's ask the young lady some questions.

Never forget that everyone else's day to day lives are possible

Next, the Forgers.

Nguyen!

No idea. She was in the room where the message came from,

No info on her age or parents, either.

No matter how skilled a spy I am.

No matter what hardships await us,

No matter what.

No one reached out their hand to save me.

No wiretaps detected, and there are securable escape routes.

No, actually...

No, Anya. Don't just pick the nuts off the top, and no eating with your hands.

No, I mustn't.

No, if you weren't there, Yor, I wouldn't have even gone after him.

No, it's just plain text.

No, that's not it.

No, this is all because I was expected to rely on others.

No...

No... I wouldn't say that.

Normally carry out such difficult missions all the time?

Not that that's happened even once yet.

Not to mention, you already pretty much capped your tab—

Now for our next question.

Now I can't go to the party.

Now I'll be able to work hard again.

Now that you've found out I'm a spy, you'll have to disappear.

Now then, how would the two of you describe your daughter?

Now then, Twilight...

Now we can force him to resign.

Now, enough playing. Back to studying.

Now, how will you elegantly get through—

Now, let's start the questions.

Now, listen, Anya.

Now, listen, little girl.

Now, listen.

Now, now, Mrs. Second Wife.

Now, now. You need to make sure you hold the little one's hand.

Now, now...

Now, now...

Now, onward...

Now, then, I have your next mission.

Now, wait a second.

Now, will you be able to face the instructors at Eden head on,

Now, young lady, I'm going to take your measurements. Come with me.

O Oh, yes. I'm actually going to a party this weekend.

Of all things...

Of course I know. That's what spies do.

Of course, for myself, it's mere child's play.

Of course, I'll thank you properly, too.

Of course, you are all very knowledgeable and cultured,

Of information just out of sight,

Of information just out of sight,

Of their mission?

Off of the foreign minister's head personally.

Oh, actually...

Oh, but that cat is cute.

Oh, damn it.

Oh, dear. Did you buddy buddy siblings actually have a quarrel?

Oh, er...

Oh, I feel so much better.

Oh, I forgot to pay my rent.

Oh, I haven't seen you in a while, Yor.

Oh, I see.

Oh, I see.

Oh, I see. Did you have fun?

Oh, I see. Thank you for the warning.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Oh, it's all right.

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no! I've slipped and I cannot get up!

Oh, no. Whatever shall I do?

Oh, no... These people are going to fail because of me.

Oh, pardon me.

Oh, please. She's plenty risky.

Oh, really? I'm sorry...

Oh, right.

Oh, right. By the way...

Oh, right. I need to move this.

Oh, Shopkeeper?

Oh, that's right.

Oh, that's wonderful!

Oh, there's more. "Catch me if you can"...

Oh, this place must be awfully boring! I'm terribly sorry!

Oh, what a shame. I was so eager to meet him!

Oh, yeah. About your daughter...

Oh, yeah. I'm having a party at my place this weekend.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you don't need to do tha—

Oh, you little whore.

Oh, Yuri.

Oh! Maybe their skull was caved in.

Oh? I thought you were coming with your boyfriend.

Oh.

Oh... This reminds me of when my little brother was still small and adorable.

Oho...

Oho...

Okay, next question.

On my tests.

On top of everything else, they even thanked the boy!

Once we get settled in, we'll practice the interview.

Once we get to our new home, you've got to study.

Once we're settled in, let's begin.

One across is "causal closure."

One down is "homeostasis."

One must act normal and never draw attention to themselves.

One of my patients had a violent episode.

One of our diplomats perished in a car accident in Ostania.

One of the housemasters.

Ooh!

Oops, I seemed to have tripped!

Ootings! Ootings!

OPERATION STRIX

Operation Strix.

Operation Strix.

Or compound fractures throughout the body?

Or for a specific reason, having to endure a merciless job

Or in sadness...

Or when I managed to stop the launch of a missile with one second remaining...

Ostania, in the east, was secretly plotting to start a war.

Our family portrait fell to the floor.

Out of my way!

Pa—

Pabwaaaaaah!

Pabwaaaaaah!

Papa and Mama are flirting.

Papa died.

Papa is a huge liar.

Papa is a huge liar...

Papa is a liar.

Papa is a liar.

Papa is a softie.

Papa is a spy! Pew, pew!

Papa is good at cooking!

Papa is so good at finding me.

Papa orders me to stay home,

Papa, I'm hungry.

Papa, I'm tired.

Papa, you were so cool!

Papa!

Papa!

Papa!

Papa!

Papa!

Papa!

Papa! Don't leave me!

Papa! I can see her boobies!

Papa! Mama! There is someone who needs our help, please!

Papa! Save me!

Papa! The mailman came.

Papa! You're going to make me cry!

Papa...

Papa...

Pardon me.

Pardon me. If possible, I'd like a child who can read and write.

Pardon me. This fellow is a purse snatcher, so please call the police and hand him over.

Patriotism is also important within Eden.

Peanuts!

Perhaps because of cardiac arrest, or excessive bleeding?

Perhaps I held her hand too early. Does she hate me?

Perhaps they're thinking he might be a threat,

Piss off, traitor!

Please calm down, Yor.

Please don't look at me like that!

Please excuse me.

Please excuse us.

Please let us know about her strengths and weaknesses.

Please look after Miss Anya for a moment.

Please make yourself at home.

Please, have a seat.

Precisely.

Predicting every possible situation, preparing for it,

PREPARE FOR THE INTERVIEW

PREPARE FOR THE INTERVIEW

Pretend to be your boyfriend?

Proof that the foreign minister wears a toupee.

Push! Push!

Pwease don't get rid of me!

Pwease! I'm a good bargain!

R Right.

Really? I think this would look nice on you, Yor.

Really? Thank you so much.

Really?!

Reinforcements! There's no end to them.

Remnants of the smuggling ring?

Requires an incredible amount of dedication.

Restrain yourself...

Retrieving art pieces that were stolen from the West and eliminating this smuggling ring.

Return to your hall once you've had a moment to tidy yourselves.

Reviewing all of his previous interview questions and comments,

Ribbit?

Right now, just for a little bit...

Robert!

Room 1307.

S So elegant!

S Such incredible resolve!

S'all good, Papa.

S'okay, please. Don't be scared.

Saturday?

Scruffy Head!

Secret messages!

Secrets, secrets...

SECURE A WIFE

SECURE A WIFE

Seriously? She's still here.

Seriously? That's so petty.

Set foot in our house of learning wearing soiled clothes.

She actually believed it!

She changes names as much as you do.

She completed it? Seriously?

She definitely doesn't look like any princess from a rich family.

She definitely looks no older than four or five.

She did all she could to care for her younger brother,

She don't talk much, but she's a good kid.

She has been wandering around looking for someone to take care of her.

She has no record of being married or divorced.

She is also an excellent mother to my daughter.

She is extremely tidy and excels at keeping our house spotless.

She is truly kind and cares dearly about family.

She is very nice.

She managed to slip behind me so easily. Who is she?

She may be a kid, but no good's gonna come out of getting too attached.

She possessed the ability to read people's minds.

She should have no problem passing the entrance exam.

She was holed up inside the apartment with a barricade out front.

She was reminding me of me.

She was taught the skills of her trade from a young age,

She was unintentionally created in an experiment by a certain organization,

She'd better not have messed up the apartment.

She'll never survive at our establishment!

She's a creepy, disgusting little brat.

She's also been to two other orphanages.

She's been adopted four times and returned each time.

She's been kidnapped?

She's extremely curious about the headmaster, since he's clearly made it to the top.

She's just unpopular with the guys.

She's not even your real wife.

She's so out there that I bet guys keep their distance.

She's the smartest one we've got.

She's tougher than she looks.

Shit!

Shock!

Shock!

Shock!

Should we report the liar?

Shut up!

Shut up! Give that back!

Silence!

Sir...

Six.

So Daddy's been in such a bad mood lately because someone

So don't worry.

So excited!

So exciting!

So exciting.

So exciting...

So expensive...

So hey...

So I have to watch TV all alone.

So I won't be killed for asking him to the party!

So I'm not sure if I should take it.

So I'm raising her on my own now.

So it may have been hard to bring up.

So it'd be nice camouflage...

So it'll be easier to alter their stories.

So listen carefully.

So now for some first class art... And you know the rest.

So people are apparently getting reported over the tiniest things.

So that's why you're late?

So the father has remarried?

So this is Loid's room...

So this is my...

So this is what it means to have your heart toyed with.

So this witch looking one must be the princess.

So try to understand them more." So no interrogating them, then?

So we snatched her just in case.

So what if he's being slanderous?

So who the hell is this kid?

So you do prefer your old mother.

So you see...

So you've come, Forgers.

So, Miss Anya, how do you spend your days off?

So, Robert... Do you think one day we'll also—

Some coffee, please. Black.

Someone is watching us. Could it be...

Something just fell!

Sometimes, it's like she sees right through me,

Sorry to have you do this on your day off.

Sorry, Karen, but I have no further use for your family.

Sorry, what?!

Sorry?

Sorry. Maybe this was a little scary for you.

Spies don't believe in anyone other than themselves.

Spy Wars, an adventure cartoon!

Starting today, you will be my daughter,

Stock up on them peanuts!

Stole his toupee pictures, or something.

Stop talking to my man.

Such unbelievable intellect.

Sure. Maybe if we can find one on sale.

T Twilight?!

Tch. God, no one needs this rubbish.

Ten pents is your change, ribbit.

Test Subject 007.

Thank goodness Anya's taken a liking to her.

Thank goodness we anticipated this,

Thank you for escorting me all the way here.

Thank you for giving us the opportunity to change, lad.

Thank you for having us.

Thank you for inviting me in.

Thank you for the lovely welcome, Miss Anya.

Thank you so much. What a fine gentleman you are.

Thank you so much. You were a big help.

Thank you very much for your time today.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, Yor.

Thank you, Yor.

Thank you, Yuri.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Then let us reconvene at Saturday's party.

Thankfully, no one was hurt.

Thanks for the concern.

Thanks to you, the minister lived another day, to the great benefit of our country.

Thanks, Franky.

Thanks, ribbit.

That a traitorous scumbag is staying here.

That bastard. I'm gonna murder him.

That costs one dalc. You can't buy it with a ten pent coin.

That got you?

That is how the world keeps up the appearance of its temporary peace.

That makes a terrible impression. Madam?

That must be the leader of this herd.

That must be what "normal" looks like.

That old lady should've been more careful.

That part seems rather graphic.

That shopworker is so cool.

That was quite impressive. Did you see how far he went?

That was rather elegant, if I do say so myself.

That was rather uncouth, Master Swan.

That was the training montage the protagonist of her spy cartoon did yesterday.

That was...

That wasn't necessary.

That's a "bakery." They do not sell bacon.

That's a doggy!

That's because you're always wearing those short skirts.

That's dangerous, Anya!

That's Mr. Chimera, and he lives in a castle!

That's my new life.

That's not what I meant.

That's probably too difficult for a child.

That's quite elegant.

That's quite enough, Master Swan.

That's so mean!

That's the extent of our relationship.

That's the one I need to stop, but I'll have to use my gun—

That's the stuff!

That's why I became a spy.

That's why I just want you to be happy.

That's—

The animals have escaped the farmhouse!

The best agent we have.

The boss of the organization? Maybe you meant the headmaster.

The boss of the secret organization is Director Chimera.

The brake's not working.

The code is 6, 1...

The concussive recovery method is the latest in modern medical practices.

The daughter, Anya Forger.

The desire to learn from her predecessors at such an early age...

The East did nothing wrong!

The enrollment deadline is drawing near, meaning you have one week to pull this off.

The father, Loid Forger, is a psychiatrist.

The fear of letting someone else decide my success or failure...

The Forgers shall prevail in this game of information warfare.

The Forgers successfully make it to the actual interview.

The grandpa with the glasses and the grandpa with the half glasses

The great deeds you and your fellow agents do shall never see the light of day.

The great deeds you and your fellow agents do shall never see the light of day.

The housemaster of Dorm 2, Cline Hall.

The housemaster of Dorm 5, Malcom Hall.

The instructors of the prestigious Eden College

The interview's not over yet!

The kid's gone!

The little girl was starving for entertainment.

The mass panic must've hit her.

The mission given to the master of disguise with a hundred faces was...

The more likely these children have complicated pasts,

The most crucial moment of Operation Strix!

The mother, Yor Forger, is a civil servant who works at city hall.

The one below that is "symplectomorphism."

The one tasked with this operation is the skilled agent, Twilight.

The one who got it back was my, um, husband.

The ooting is over!

The other day, a single woman in her late twenties

The people look like bits of trash from up here.

The place we're at right now.

The plan is set.

THE PRESTIGIOUS SCHOOL'S INTERVIEW

THE PRESTIGIOUS SCHOOL'S INTERVIEW

The proprietress was listed among the single women,

The quality of the instructors at this establishment is superior.

The quickest options would be women in bad circumstances who'd cooperate with you.

The Royal Hotel.

The seamstress... is married.

The students are very fond of him.

The test is the last thing I need to worry about now.

The thing is, there's a chance I might get promoted...

The time has come.

The train bound for Berlint is now departing from track 5.

The unit comes furnished, includes central air conditioning and heating, and...

The whole reason I got this far is because of you, and I'm truly grateful.

Their daughter Anya just barely passed the written exam with a score of 31.

Their method of always crying to get their way is truly annoying.

Then have these two memorize the perfect answers to go with them.

Then how about this?

Then how do you feel about your new mother?

Then I'll have to ask Dominic about the guy later.

Then I'm afraid we have chosen the wrong school.

Then it must be a day of celebration.

Then let's go to the tailor today.

Then let's stop by city hall on our way back to fill out the paperwork.

There are plenty of other children out there.

There are some very important people among the examinees!

There he is!

There seem to be a lot of spies around lately, you know?

There seems to be a pig in a forest.

There was a mosquito.

There we go.

There!

There!

There.

There's absolutely no way Yor has a husband who's that handsome and hot!

There's no doubt about it.

There's no time for tears, either.

There's only so much I can do with your height and physique.

These events are informal get togethers for the upper echelon of industrial and political leaders.

These three created this pretend family to further their own ends,

They all lack true elegance.

They always expect the worst case scenarios and prepare for them.

They are paying their respects to the statue of our founder?!

They are plotting a war against our nation of Westalis.

They do say no time like the present.

They fit perfectly!

They hide what they're truly feeling through fake smiles or bravado,

They look amazing. Are those cookies homemade?

They will be evaluated on their social standing as well as how cultured they are.

They're all our rivals.

They're both civil servants whose records are pretty clean.

They're gonna go home now.

They're observing every action that everyone is taking and scoring them

They're probably hiding nearby. Split up and find them.

They're wonderful! You really are an amazing cook!

They're working you to the bone!

They've abandoned the van.

Thief! Someone help!

Thinking about how the work I do helps everyone in this city out

This again?

This color's lovely, but I'm worried that blood splatters would be too noticeable.

This feeling...

This house is home to a rather unusual family.

This irrational behavior.

This is all for merits... More merits!

This is Anya's house!

This is Anya's house?

This is Anya's room!

This is exactly why kids suck.

This is fiction.

This is honestly becoming tiresome.

This is my first ooting in my going out clothes.

This is nothing.

This is one of our single family apartments.

This is Papa's room!

This is pointless. There's no way we'll survive the interview at this rate.

This is quite delicious.

This is so hard!

This is such a lovely room. I don't know what to do with myself.

This is the frequency used by Western intelligence.

This is the kitchen!

This is the only nice dress I own.

This is the toilet. And that's the bathtub!

This is too cruel!

This is your room, Mama.

This isn't about elegance anymore! These people are just scary!

This isn't good.

This isn't working... I just don't understand

This little girl happened to be a telepath.

This man survived that battlefield by being

This operation is the key to maintaining peace between East and West...

This shop is great! I love it!

This should be everything.

This time, you just have to memorize all the answers.

This was a mistake.

This was also the wish of my late wife.

This way!

Those are the ironclad rules of being a spy.

Those bastards killed my family!

Those weren't the moves of an amateur. He's the real deal.

Those... are the instructors.

Though it's nothing compared to your record, I know of her criminal activity, too.

Though when I'm busy, my wife is kind enough to cook for me.

Throw K 212 out immediately.

To be a master spy,

To create a world where children won't have to cry...

To Eden College's interview!

To get close to my target, Desmond!

To give us all time to collect ourselves after this chaos,

To our family's bright future!

To our home, Papa.

To see if they're worthy of this school.

To start a family.

To their friends, their significant others, or even their families.

Today was a nice change of pace.

Toupees are a no go.

Tradition and status are everything at Eden College.

Transparency is essential in government.

Trifling? You call this trifling?

True, it's unheard of to be single at that age. Very suspicious.

Try and get out of that!

Turn around, and I'll kill you.

Twilight here!

Twilight!

Twilight...

Two countries were at odds with each other.

Two, four, six... 38 of them.

Uh huh...

Uh huh...

Uh... That's too blatant if they're trying to test us.

Um—

Um, B Be...

Um, basically,

Um, could you possibly...

Um, I promise I don't have any ulterior motives!

Um, I...

Um, I'm so sorr—

Um, Loid. About that...

Um, Loid... about the sleeping arrangements...

Um, Loid... I have a suggestion.

Um, Loid... This may not be the best moment to ask,

Um, pass, passing...

Um, please don't get the wrong idea, Loid. I—

Um, uh...

Um, uh...

Um, uh...

Um, well...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um... Are you sure it's all right for you to hit your patients like that?

Um... eeny, meeny, miny, moe...

Um... Mr. Forger, was it? You're bleeding.

Um... Sir?

Unacceptable. I need to get a grip.

Understanding me will lead to world peace?!

Understood?

Unfortunately, he had something suddenly come up.

Unique.

Until my killing...

Until my mission...

Use my hanky, please.

Very well.

Very well.

Very well.

Very well.

Vice Minister Brennan from the auditing department, I presume?

Wait, what? That's hilarious.

Wait! Father!

Wait...

Wait... what? Maybe not...

Wake up! Hey!

Walter Evans (59), Housemaster of Dorm 5, Subject Taught: English, Personality: Mild mannered • Sincere • Conservative

Wanna hold hands, Mama?

Was the crossword puzzle a fluke?

We anticipated something like this...

We are not!

We are nothing more than a pretend family.

We can figure out why we lived separately and what to tell your brother later.

We captured him.

We don't have enough agents, so I got another mission on top of this.

We go to moozeums...

We go to the opera, the museum, and eat at restaurants.

We have 'em cornered!

We have plenty of students here who live away from their parents in our dorms.

We just left the restaurant...

We must ascertain whether or not they have true elegance.

We must do everything we can to figure out their plan.

We must do everything we can to look like an ordinary family.

We must use your power for the sake of world peace.

We need to remain calm for the sake of this mission.

We should probably get going.

We should!

We were able to pass the written exam to get into the prestigious Eden College,

We will be delaying the start of the interviews.

We will show these animals nothing but benevolence!

We would've been mistaken for commoners from the countryside.

We, the Nationalist Party, believe that there is a road to peace with the West.

We'll be going out more often, too.

We'll be playing right into the examiners' hands if we panic.

We'll be seen as an upper crust family.

We'll be sleeping in separate rooms, of course.

We'll confirm your admission numbers here.

We'll do this just as we practiced.

We'll have to experience and get accustomed to the best that life has to offer,

We'll score highly with him.

We'll see if one's listed.

We'll share one for appearances anytime we have guests over.

We're being watched by the examiners.

We're going to take care of this quickly so I can make it to the party.

We're going to the tailor next.

We're gonna drag him out here and expose his face to—

We're making a break for it.

We're on an ooting, an ooting, la, la, la, lah!

We're still being observed. Don't let your guard down.

We're talking 78 art pieces valued at a total of three million dalcs.

We're the Forgers. We just moved in today.

We've been told that your daughter is a picky eater.

We've experienced first class music,

Welcome to Anya's house!

Welcome!

Well done on your last mission.

Well done, you!

Well done.

Well done.

Well, aren't you a cute little girl? Hello there.

Well, in that case...

Well, it is one of this country's top schools.

Well, let's go home, then.

Well, my boyfriend likes it when I wear them.

Well, no matter. We might be able to use her as a hostage

Well, you look nice in colors besides red and black.

Well? Cat got your tongue?

Well...

Well... I guess we did find the thief because you were hungry again.

Were really nice!

Westalis set Operation Strix in motion.

Westalis, in the west, wanted to put a stop to those plans.

Wha—

Wha—

What a lame excuse.

What a long day.

What a lovely room.

What a terrible environment.

What a terrible parent.

What a wonderful person.

What am I going to do? I failed my test again.

What an absolute burden for a spy.

What are you doing outside the house?

What are you doing?

What are you—

What are you—I mean,

What brought this on?

What could she possibly gain by doing that?

What did I just say about yelling?

What did you do again?

What do I do?

What do you mean?

What do you think about this, Yor? Isn't it creepy?

What do you think you're doing?! Are you trying to kill me?!

What do you think?

What even? Ugh, I'm so mad.

What in the world are you saying?! Hello?!

What in the world?!

What is this? Flour?

What is?

What kind of answer was that?!

What kind of meals do you cook at home?

What should I do?

What the hell is going on with me?

What was I supposed to say?

What will become

What will you do?

What would you like to do once you get into this school?

What?

What?!

What?!

What?!

What...

What's going on?

What's going on?! He was just—

What's gotten into you?!

What's the matter, Papa?

What's the matter?

When it comes to homemaking... Cleaning is the only thing I can do.

Whenever we spot someone with potential, we immediately challenge them to a game.

Where did I drop it?

Where did you get that from?

Whew...

Which keeps me on my feet.

Which means that I must attend this party.

Which means that I need to list every possible question the interviewer can ask,

Which means... the exam has already begun.

Who are those people?

Who in the world would ever anticipate that?!

Who is that family?

Who knew there'd be a gutter here?

Who knows what children are thinking?

Who knows?

Who the hell are these guys?!

Who told you to go that far?

Who're you workin' for?!

Who's that?

Whoa, what?

Whoo!

Why are you getting irritated, Twilight?

Why did you choose Eden College, and how do you plan to pass this exam?

Why didn't you tell us?

Why don't we go get some fresh air?

Why out front?

Why would a beautiful girl like you choose to be with a man who's got baggage?

Why, thank you.

Why, thank you.

Why, thank you.

WILL THEY PASS OR FAIL

With a family I love and a happy home life...

With my partner, of course.

With sugar and milk.

With the future being so uncertain right now,

Wow, that's quite a masterpiece.

Wow, that's wonderful!

Y Yor...?

Y You helped us avoid a crisis. I thank you.

Yeah, I definitely picked the wrong child.

Yeah, no.

Yeah, not happening.

Yeah, sure. Take whichever one you want.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah... We definitely failed.

Yep!

Yep.

Yep...

Yes, everything is wonderful.

Yes, exactly!

Yes, he was.

Yes, sir.

Yes, this is definitely going to be...

Yes, well, both of those are things women are expected to do.

Yes! Exactly!

Yes?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Benedict Ivan Goodfellow.

Yes. Calm down.

Yes. He seems quite busy lately, so I've only spoken to him on the phone.

Yes. Let's leave the result to fate,

Yes. Like getting through the jungle with no supplies,

Yes. The parents of a child who scores 30 points must also be only worth 30 points!

Yes... I fibbed to my younger brother about having a boyfriend.

Yikes...

Yor Briar, 27 years old.

Yor lost her parents at a very young age.

Yor, dear. Right this way.

Yor, I just got this piping hot gratin right out of the oven!

Yor, look after Anya for me.

Yor, this way. Hurry!

Yor, why don't we sit down for a bit?

Yor?

Yor?

Yor...

Yor... Yor...

You bastard!

You bet you did!

You can do it.

You did it!

You didn't tell me there'd be an army of them!

You don't bother anymore once you have a kid.

You don't have to be scared.

You don't want to go to a school like that, do you?

You expect me to produce a child within seven days?!

You fiend! You dare disgrace our fine school?!

You guys are perfect for each other.

You have a favorable impression of my physical appearance?

You just snacked on some peanuts.

You know everything, Camilla.

You know, Yor... I've gotta say you're rather...

You mean "outing."

You moron!

You need one who won't care you're divorced with a kid,

You pig!

You said he's also a civil servant?

You see, my wife and I—

You should probably be stricter with yourself before you worry about that child.

You should totally come, Yor.

You stupid baldy!

You there! Do you really think I don't see you?

You truly thought you could apply to our school without even knowing that?

You will get married and have a child.

You will have your child enroll in this school

You will never earn any medals nor make it into the papers.

You won't be if you behave.

You won't get away with this!

You—

You... You won't get away with this!

You'd be a knockout if you just dressed up.

You'd be a knockout if you just dressed up.

You'll find a police station.

You'll leave me the hell alone.

You're a professional!

You're a regular at that shop, aren't you?

You're heading to an interview. You wouldn't dare sully your clothes with sewage.

You're helping.

You're joking, right?

You're joking! What kind of wife can't cook for her husband?!

You're just not going to cut it for the mother role, Franky.

You're late, Yor!

You're literally a spy. Couldn't you have done my disguise better?

You're married, Yor?

You're meaner than both of us, Sharon.

You're not coming with me today.

You're not in the way at all.

You're quite efficient.

You're really going this far, Eden College?!

You're six years old?

You're so hilarious.

You're staying home.

You're such a big girl, Miss Anya.

You've been staring at me ever since I walked in. May I help you?

You've definitely let your guard down, Twilight.

You've got a nice face and body, Yor.

You've got a nice face and body, Yor.

You've got a nice figure yourself, Sharon, so flaunt it more.

You've got a point.

You've gotta be shitting me.

You've seen your friend do something naughty.

Your family has the right to apply to our school.

Your feet smell, too!

Your mission is to get close to him and probe any seditious activities.

Your target is the leader of the National Unity Party, Donovan Desmond.

Yup, this is hopeless. I'm done.

Yup. Camilla's throwing it.

Yuri, you've got the wrong idea! I was just joking earlier—

Yuri's always so worried about you.

128 Park Avenue, West District Capital City of Berlint, Ostania

128 Park... Avenue!

...1, 0.

...do us part.

...my mission fails.

...people's minds...

...that she was apparently doing some questionable work before working at city hall?

...the instructors of the prestigious Eden College

...we won't be together anymore.

'Kay.

'Kay.

"Absolutely no exceptions."

"Anya Williams, Anya Levski, Anya Roche"...

"By giving them the ability to think for themselves, their future..."

"Children are not very good at putting how they're feeling into words,

"It is mandatory that the applicant attend with both parents."

"Massages" were a cover for occupational murders.

"Nurture their self esteem to give them a better future."

"Rather than scolding them, try to understand things from their perspective."

"The key to raising a child is trust."

"The second phase of the admission process is a family interview."

"Twilight."