Good Boys Edit

A bigger hermit crab shell together.

A necklace in art class.

A relationship is a lot of work.

Ah.

Ah. I just got a bite on our card.

Aka nunchucks, motherfucker.

All alone, two Taco Tuesdays.

All he needs is one.

All right, Bean Bag Boys, finish up. It's a school night.

All right? I'll take them. Let me go home!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Come on, Thor.

All right. It says this next part's gonna hurt,

All these fools are coming.

All we have to do is cross the highway,

All we have to do is just go over there

Also, gonna be a kissing party.

Amy, you are not gonna believe this.

An eighth grader told me that.

An indoor swing?

And a fake woman shot out of a car.

And and Max destroyed his house with it.

And biked to the mall by himself?

And blow jobbed his sister.

And close your eyes.

And don't try anything funny.

And even worse, you'll lose your father's trust.

And everyone knows your mom plagiarized her cookbook.

And he won't sell it to us.

And I know you're going through a stressful time.

And I was looking the other direction.

And I'll tell him that you're a pervert.

And I'm gonna sip that beer so everyone will know...

And if you're coming to the party tonight.

And just when I think I've got you figured out,

And lock a cop in a convenience store

And my parents are definitely gonna call your guys' parents.

And none of us have ever kissed, and we're scared.

And now he can't because he's grounded for life.

And now he yells in his sleep and has crazy diarrhea.

And now you're worried you're gonna lose your friends, too.

And she taunts you.

And tell the truth, then God will be on our side.

And the Bean Bag Boys are broke up, and...

And the cars aren't even moving.

And then I'll never get to kiss Brixlee!

And then I'll trade you for the drone.

And then it's your job to clean it up.

And then we ran across the highway,

And there's nothing wrong with that.

And this is the only place

And we got into a huge fight,

And we just wanted to let you know you can always call on

And we thought it might have crashed in your backyard.

And we're driving to the city to see Kendrick Lamar.

And what are your parents gonna do, double ground you?

And y'all need to find bigger shells.

And you always talk a big game, and you never back it up.

And you can suck my dick, too.

And you don't even care.

And you guys are still into little kid stuff.

And you guys aren't into that?

And you just want to keep playing with it.

And you may think you're so mature, but the truth is

And you think we're just stupid kids,

And you...

And you're just gonna throw it all away

Annabelle, don't antagonize your brother.

Annabelle, get out of here.

Anyone else feel like he's gonna fuck that doll?

Anything will be used against you

Are we in trouble?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Are you gonna drink it or not?

Are you in or out?

Are you mocking me?!

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you trying to make me jealous?

Are your friends jelly you're dating a college guy?

As stupid as that, okay?

Ascension, rules, antidrug campaigns...

Ask for Benji.

At Manush Patel's house.

Aw, don't you boys look cute.

Based on my time in Holly weird.

Be back in two days.

Be our concert.

Bean Bag Boys do everything together.

Bean Bag Boys for life.

Bean Bag Boys for life.

Bean Bag Boys for life.

Bean Bag Boys only.

Because he's obsessed with popular boys.

Because shit's about to get real.

Because you thought it wasn't cool

Because you want to kiss some basic girl?

Because...

Beep, beep.

Before they're finished.

Believe me, Max. You don't want to go to Soren's

Benji is the only one who has Molly,

Besides, Brixlee's necklace is still in the kiln.

Big deal.

Bingo.

Birthdays are canceled. Holidays are canceled.

Bitch, please.

Bitch! Now who's the baby?!

Bring it back right now.

Bring that dick.

Bring the drone, and don't fuck with the Bean Bag Boys.

Brixlee isn't just some girl.

Brixlee, can I kiss you?

Brixlee, can I kiss you?

Brixlee, this is for you.

Brixlee...

Brother, these are vitamins, okay?

Bullying is wack.

Bullying is wack.

Bullying is wack.

Bullying is wack.

But because you were honest with me,

But Brixlee is probably the love of my life.

But but it's okay.

But can I just tell you?

But hard. But good.

But I no longer like you.

But I want to make it up to you.

But if you're staying down here,

But in the marriage we're equal.

But it doesn't give you a reason to tell us fibs.

But it was only because he wanted to marry Brixlee,

But just listen to me.

But then she looked at me,

But then we traded the drone for it,

But they're not the Bean Bag Boys.

But we didn't really become close until eighth grade.

But we still got the drugs.

But you have family and friends who love you.

But, you know, I'll have to ask my mom.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye. Be safe.

C U M. "Coom."

Call an ambulance!

Call me Andrew or Mr. Newman or Warden.

Can I help you?

Can we just go home now?

Can you shut the fuck up?

Can't believe they still eat chewables.

Cannot believe I trusted you!

Careful. It's hot.

Carlos and those SCAB guys seem cool.

Children crossing.

Children's vitamins, at that.

Come give me a hug, bud.

Come here.

Come on in, fellas.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on!

Come on, go upstairs. Now... Hey.

Come on, Lucas.

Come on, we got to go. We got to go. Go.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. We're gonna miss fish sticks.

Come up to my parents' bedroom in three minutes.

Convince them to let you audition.

Cool jacket.

Cool.

Cool.

Cop.

Dad, I'm in sixth grade. I need, uh, privacy sometimes.

Dad, please... say "I love you" back.

Dad?

Deal's off. We can't let them put drugs back on the street.

Delicious.

Did Rafi from Sigma Nu send you?

Did you bring the necklace?

Did you get home safe?

Did you just reload your fake gun?

Did you know he skipped school

Do I look like a pedophile?

Do not mention Hannah.

Do not test me!

Do not test me.

Do you even know what it feels like

Do you hear that?

Do you think he would sell to kids?

Does she have a crush on me?

Does this look like a sippy cup?

Doesn't matter what Atticus says.

Don't break anything.

Don't come any closer.

Don't forget, Rock of Ages auditions are tomorrow.

Don't get me wrong.

Don't let anyone tell you differently.

Don't listen to Atticus.

Don't tell my parents you gave me this.

Don't worry, we'll find them later.

Drama.

Drink.

Drive! Drive!

Drop and give me 20, you fucking babies!

Drugs are not the answer.

Drugs just give you a false sense of reality.

Dude, it's worth 300 bucks.

Dude, wait.

Dumbass, you told us that your life would be over

Enough. Let's go.

Even if we don't hang out all the time,

Even though he's super mean.

Even though your voice is a fucking gift.

Ever since I was young.

Every marriage ends in divorce.

Everybody's in the basement.

Everything gonna be the same. Me and your mom, you know,

Everything you like is now canceled.

Everything's coming up Lucas.

Ew.

Except now you're gonna see it

Excuse me, is this how all 12 year olds conduct business?

Excuse me, ma'am. Can I get a glass of water, please?

Excuse me. Got to get through.

Eyes up here.

Fascinating.

Fine, I'll go, but I'm not apologizing to Thor.

Fine! Fuck it! Let's just get this over with.

Fine. You can come in, but please take your shoes off.

First Sippy Cup, and now this?

Flip that switch.

Fly it to the school!

Fly like the wind, Max.

Fools. I'd have paid a thousand.

For me not to see you, 'cause you're my best friend.

Forget Soren's party. We're fucked.

Forget spin the bottle.

Four is impossible.

Four miles? How the fuck are we getting four miles?

Four sips. Badass.

Four! Get up!

From our babysitter 'cause she was trying

Fuck it. Bring 'em.

Fuck off, Atticus! His name is Thor.

Fuck off. What?

Fuck that bitch.

Fuck that noise. I want my drone back.

Fuck you!

Fuck!

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fucking childproof bullshit!

Fucking legend.

Get down now! Get down now!

Get help.

Get off the freeway!

Get on the right track.

Get on the right track.

Get on the right track.

Get on the right track.

Get on the right track.

Get out of there, girl!

Get out!

Get the fuck out of here, you little fucking babies.

Get the hell out of here, Annabelle!

Get up. Get up.

Girls are a distraction.

Go in. Buy two pills.

Go sip a beer, Sippy Cup.

Go, go!

God. Say it, don't spray it.

Goddamn it, Lucas.

Goddamn it!

Good afternoon.

Good evening. We're looking for Benji.

Good luck getting your car in here, losers!

Good.

Great.

Great. Be there in a second, babe.

Grilled cheese.

Grow out of their shells, and they need to find

Guess that makes sense.

Guys, guys! Look!

Guys, guys.

Guys, it's my dad.

Guys, my dad gets back at 5:00.

Guys, the mall's right there.

Guys.

Guys.

Ha ha, funny guy.

Ha ha. Nice joke.

Ha!

Hannah, I have a little brother.

Hannah.

Have fun at your kissing party.

He blow jobbed his own sister?

He can't molest all three of us.

He could be a pedophile.

He did, that fucker.

He has a huge crush on Brixlee.

He knows how to spell. Just act normal.

He needs it for work. Can I please have it back?

He said my name? He said "Thor"?

He was just licking that woman's asshole.

He'll do it, but he just needs more time to think.

He'll make me quit the sports team.

He'll notice. He's very observant.

He's eye fucking us.

He's gonna barf.

He's gonna do it.

He's in trouble.

He's my brother. I love that piece of shit.

He's not gonna do it.

He's not gonna start sitting

Hell yeah.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello. Listen. I've decided I don't want kids.

Hello. Uh, I'm looking for Lucas.

Help your mom, and do not touch the drone.

Her boyfriend's always over.

Here we go.

Herman died because hermit crabs

Hey, buddy. I got on the early flight,

Hey, Dad.

Hey, Dad.

Hey, dickless. Come here.

Hey, guys, wait.

Hey, guys?

Hey, no karate.

Hey, she was already crying. I just took her picture.

Hey, Soren.

Hey, Stranger Things, go fuck yourself!

Hey, Taylor.

Hey, you're gonna break it.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Can I help you?

Hey. Finish up.

Hey. Uh, Lucas, you still want

Hey. We called about the BD Rolling Thunder.

Hi there. Oh.

Hi ya!

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. I'm Max.

His dad doesn't even pay taxes.

His dad has two DUIs and has to take the train to work.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hold it.

Holy shit.

How about "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Bitch"?

How cool is it?

How do you know Soren?

How long do you think he's gonna be?

How'd you guys track us?

Hurry up.

I actually skipped

I also have a big dick.

I am your daddy!

I ask the fucking questions!

I can't believe you guys are here.

I can't do it.

I can't.

I consent.

I did it!

I did make some pretty big changes, though,

I didn't say anything.

I didn't want to cross 12 lanes of traffic

I didn't want your parents to see my face.

I don't even know why we're still friends.

I don't even want to know what's going on down there.

I don't give a fuck.

I don't know what that means.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I just know it's not this.

I don't know. I've never asked her.

I don't think I want to go to the skate park.

I don't think I've ever been this far from home.

I don't want that.

I don't want to get a divorce from you.

I don't want to play Ascension anymore.

I drank a beer.

I explicitly told you,

I feel you, dawg, but...

I forgot,

I found all of these weapons

I get it.

I go shopping with my mom, too.

I got an earring.

I got it all by myself, with my mom.

I got punched in the fucking face, okay?

I got this. I got this, I got this.

I got your back.

I guess I went a little crazy today, too.

I guess I'll go first.

I guess, I guess I should go.

I have an idea.

I have hormones flowing through my body,

I have musical auditions this Friday.

I have something in here

I have the drugs. Now give me the drone.

I haven't put it in the kiln yet.

I heard he beat up Derek Bachman

I heard you sipped a beer like a fucking champ.

I heard, at the skate park,

I I promise.

I I think I'm fine.

I just ran off without my family's bikes.

I just spent $600 on a fucking drone.

I just want you to know I'm proud of you.

I kind of got a boner talking to those girls.

I know a way we can see them kiss.

I know my house perfectly.

I know we haven't been hanging out much,

I know what cocaine is.

I know what to do.

I know you don't know us

I know you're scared.

I know.

I know.

I know. You're not hot enough to be acting like this,

I like the chewables. I want one.

I love beer, so yes, I will.

I love to sing.

I mean, it would've been nice to have

I mean, sorry to fucking swear at kids, but fuck.

I mean, we were in the same grade,

I mean, what do you love?

I missed you guys.

I need to get rid of these drugs.

I need to hear it.

I never massaged anyone.

I never want to see you again.

I Parent Trapped your asses.

I promise you we were gonna give the drone back.

I quit singing.

I remember bringing you home from the hospital

I remember my first kissing party.

I respect women. My mom's my best friend.

I ride or die for my squad, too.

I still don't get why we need weapons.

I think I did a production of Cats around here.

I think it'll really

I think Soren's calling me.

I thought you were cool with this.

I want my mom.

I was gonna say... you didn't let me finish...

I was just crossing it off. See?

I will always love you because you are my son,

I won't let you destroy your li...

I'd smoke him in a burn war. Right, Max?

I'll do all the talking. I just need your height in there.

I'll get the bikes.

I'll give you two hugs when you get back.

I'll go get my jacket.

I'll live off of rainwater and squirrels.

I'll probably just hang out with my ex, Margaret.

I'll see you guys at school.

I'll see you soon.

I'll take a shit down your throat.

I'm 100% sure you're fibbing to me.

I'm a fucking alcoholic!

I'm already feeling something.

I'm fine. I'll just live here.

I'm going for sexy and hot.

I'm going upstairs to play VR.

I'm gonna break the record.

I'm gonna bring a beer to Soren's,

I'm gonna click "yes."

I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.

I'm gonna let you slide, all right?

I'm gonna take four sips.

I'm gonna wear this later.

I'm having a party tomorrow night.

I'm I'm not a feminist. I love women.

I'm into romance and grown up shit,

I'm just gonna throw them in the stream.

I'm not buying drugs.

I'm not dead!

I'm not fibbing.

I'm not typing up any more paperwork today.

I'm not, at all...

I'm out.

I'm really not.

I'm so sorry, you guys.

I'm sorry I called you a try hard.

I'm the nicest kid in our grade.

I'm the son of a businesswoman, and I think we both know,

I'm trying to keep it half girls, half guys.

I'm two weeks into sixth grade, I'm already a social piranha.

I'm your stepmother. You are not supposed to be

I've been thinking about quitting singing

I've grown a lot in the last two hours.

I've had sex before, but I've never kissed a girl.

I've had, like, 5,000 sips of beer.

If he finds out, you'll be grounded.

If I don't get those drugs, I'm gonna be grounded,

If she had a crush on you,

If that's drugs, then this is drugs, too.

If the Bean Bag Boys don't grow together,

If we don't get a new drone by then, I'm grounded.

If we're gonna get through this,

If you didn't get a BD Rolling Thunder,

If you didn't want to buy the doll,

If you don't consent to kissing, that's cool.

If you don't give it back, I'll tell my dad you stole it.

If you leave, you can never come back.

If you weren't such a narc.

If your mom will pick us up.

In case anyone fucks with us.

In five minutes to buy the card.

In the back of my parents' closet.

In two different houses.

Inspire those of you

Is 'cause you live close to each other.

Is at North Point Galleria.

Is Brixlee your forever or not?

Is he your boyfriend?

Is that what happens

Is when she gives you consent.

It can contaminate the water.

It does feel good, don't it?

It goes me, Marcus, Max, you.

It has a camera. We could see everything.

It looks infected.

It made sense when my parents said it.

It was the summer after sixth grade

It'll kill him.

It's a BD Rolling Thunder. It's my dad's.

It's a complicated issue.

It's a sex drug.

It's an orgy down there.

It's been real, guys.

It's for his dad's work. It's not a toy.

It's fucking spying on us.

It's gonna be amazing.

It's it's like a parking lot, see?

It's like when your cousin walks around in a bikini

It's like you got a new toy... the best toy in the world...

It's Lucas.

It's messed up that he even keeps it in the house.

It's my favorite musical.

It's nice to finally meet you.

It's not cool at all.

It's not too late to turn back.

It's okay, Max. There'll be other parties.

It's the girls.

It's true, too.

It's very easy.

It's when a girl jerks you off until you "coom."

It's... everything's gonna stay the same, so...

Just act normal. Just laugh.

Just as much as anybody, okay?

Just be normal.

Just give her the sex drugs!

Just give us the fucking Molly!

Just go online and type in "how to kiss."

Just hang up. Who cares?

Just leave me the fuck alone!

Just one on Wednesday now.

Just promise not to do it again, okay?

Just stay out of my way, Maxi Pad.

Just take your goddamn punishment.

Just the drone.

Just the drone. Not you.

Just walking into school.

Just write...

Just, uh, got into a fight

Kissing her.

Kissing.

Kissy Cup!

Kissy Cup! Kissy Cup!

Kissy Cup! Kissy...

Kissy Cup.

Lasagna and soda?

Let me help, let me help.

Let me know what your mom says, dawg.

Let me see what's in the bottle.

Let me worry about the necklace.

Let us out!

Let's cut the shit. Are you a pedophile?

Let's get out of here.

Let's get you some Children's Tylenol.

Let's go.

Let's go. Let's make it happen.

Let's just give them the drugs and get the drone.

Let's make a promise.

Let's spin a bottle.

Lights out, 8:30.

Like it was yesterday.

Listen, Claude, let's just cut the bullshit.

Listen, I can tell you're lashing out with anger,

Listen, we we were just trying to teach you a lesson.

Listen, you will stay down here and suffer

Listen!

Listen! What you babies wearing?

Look at me, man.

Look at this.

Look at those dirty fucking junkies.

Look what happened.

Look, can we please have the drone back?

Look, I'm not a pedophile. I'm a cool guy.

Look.

Love you. See you in two days.

Lucas and I will go to the party.

Lucas, are you okay?

Lucas, drugs.

Lucas, get the drugs!

Lucas, get your butt over here right now.

Lucas, I'm leaving.

Lucas, if you were a pedophile

Lucas, it's none of their business.

Lucas, keep it in the case.

Lucas, Lucas, look at me right now.

Lucas, you have to be quiet.

Lucas, you're outvoted.

Lucas!

Lucas!

M Maybe he won't notice that the drone's gone.

Mad respect to Thor.

Making me do crazy things.

Man, I don't care if I get mugged.

Matter of fact, you're gonna have two Taco Tuesdays,

Max, come here.

Max, don't listen to him. He just wants to go

Max, I want you to meet Brixlee.

Max, this is fucking insane.

Max, watch out!

Max, what the fuck are you doing?

Max!

Max.

Max.

Max's big old dick is pointing us in the right direction.

Maybe go to the skate park tomorrow after school?

Maybe there's a way we can

Maybe those old girls were right.

Maybe we're on different paths.

Me, Max and Thor started a dog washing business.

Meet us at the playground across from John Adams

Middle school's way more intense than elementary.

Mission accomplished.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm kay.

Molly is a sex drug. Dateline did an exposé on it.

Mom!

Mom!

My arm got ripped out,

My audition today for the musical.

My babysitter told me everyone in sixth grade gets hand jobs.

My dad said that I'm grounded.

My dad will be home in 15 minutes.

My dad's gonna kill me.

My dad's moving out.

My face feels so tingly.

My masterpiece.

My mom said she'll drop us at frozen yogurt

My neighbor is a total nymphomaniac.

My parents are getting a divorce.

My parents aren't home, and I have the best snacks.

My parents have a CPR doll.

My parents' divorce has really changed me.

My penis.

My uncle flew a drone for the Army,

N No!

Nah, I'm good.

Nah, you were right.

New, bigger seashells on the beach

Nice try, but I don't talk about my art projects

Nice. Give 'em my address.

No friends, no hope,

No one can stop the Turzan of Uzkara.

No way that's gonna fit in there.

No way!

No way.

No way.

No way. They could trick us again.

No, come on. We missed our concert.

No, he blow jobbed Derek's sister.

No, I can't do this.

No, I did. I sold it. Two girls, said they knew you.

No, I just meant let's go climb a tree.

No, I told you I'm hanging out with Lily this weekend.

No, I'm not.

No, it's a fucking juice box.

No, no, guys.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, not at all.

No, shut up. It's it's...

No, that's a pyromaniac. She's a nymphomaniac.

No, they'd see us.

No, they're children. They would die.

No, they're cool.

No, uh, someone signed me up as a joke.

No, we didn't really know each other then.

No, we're in a fucking alley.

No!

No! Lucas!

No.

No.

No.

No. If anyone should be over there, it's me.

No. That's not true for us.

No. There's also gonna be cool boys there.

No. We have to get the drugs

No. We need 550, U.S.

No. You don't want to do that.

Nobody even kissed.

Not anymore.

Not better, just more mature.

Not everything.

Not knowing how to kiss.

Not much.

Not on my fast bike, nerds.

Not only am I gonna drink it,

Not today.

Now here you are, sexually masturbating yourself.

Now I'm never gonna be able to kiss Brixlee.

Now we're trapped between a highway and the authorities.

Now, are we fifth graders, or are we sixth graders?

Now, come over here.

Now, go over there and kiss your future wife.

Now, look, I love a good story with a bunch of gibberish

Of course it's a toy. They sell it at toy stores.

Of course.

Oh, come on.

Oh, except for you. I recognize you from econ.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, God, I'm so fucked.

Oh, God.

Oh, here I am.

Oh, it's from Taylor.

Oh, my God, I just killed a man!

Oh, my God, you made it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. This is amazing!

Oh, my God. This is the most dramatic thing I've ever seen.

Oh, my God. What if they take the Molly?

Oh, my gosh. How?

Oh, no! They found us!

Oh, no.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit! My beer!

Oh, shit.

Oh, shoot.

Oh, thanks. It's pretty.

Oh, the pain!

Oh, there's also gonna be girls there.

Oh, this is so amazing.

Oh, yeah, yeah, it's here. Come on in.

Oh, you made me high.

Oh, you're fucking dead.

Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. I just figured you guys

Oh. I'm Max.

Oh. Look, I'm heading to the airport.

Oh. Nice.

Oh. We're only 1.7 miles away.

Oh...

Okay, babe.

Okay, come here.

Okay, do we have any ice?

Okay, do your thing. I'll see you later.

Okay, I was gonna wait till tomorrow to surprise you,

Okay, if this goes bad, drive off.

Okay, just do it.

Okay, just go in there, buy the pills,

Okay, just just give it to me.

Okay, lie down on your back and give me your arm.

Okay, listen carefully,

Okay, look, you need to blame

Okay, okay, I'll tell you. Everything gonna stay the same.

Okay, Sippy Cup.

Okay, sorry. One, two, three!

Okay, we have a long drive ahead of us,

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Bye, dawg. Bye, dawgs.

Okay. I threw their phone in a prickle bush.

Okay. Well, I'm sorry.

Okay. Who's Molly? 'Cause she's not with us.

On the slide, and count back from a hundred,

On two two different TVs, you know.

One, two, three.

Ooh, fancy.

Ooh, wait. Is that a new earring?

Ooh, you want to see Brixlee, don't you?

Ooh.

Ooh. No, no, no. "Boobs."

Ooh...

Open. There you go.

Or overpower us.

Or, because, like, your parents are friends.

Our Turzan of Uzkara card? No way!

Ow!

Ow.

Parents fighting, trapped in our rooms,

Peel off!

People are saying you made Brixlee

People don't change. He's still Sippy Cup.

PeterPan69 is gonna be here

Please be nice to your sister,

Please no, please no. Don't kill us.

Pledges, listen!

Pretend it's Brixlee.

Promise me you'll never do something

Protect our community and get the drone back.

Pull down your shorts.

Pull it out.

Put it back. I'm being generous today.

Remember from assembly?

Remix!

Rock of Ages auditions are in two days.

Safe flight. Bye, Dad. Love you.

Savage.

SCAB just tagged us on Instagram.

Schedule I controlled substance,

See, now we're all in

Sell it together, as friends.

Sell us the drugs, and you'll find out.

Seriously, I'm not selling drugs to kids.

Seriously?

She can suck my dick.

She just dropped the charges.

She said Marcus is coming to the party.

She seems quite exotic.

She starts fires?

She wants to know why you aren't in school

She'll love you for who you are.

She's definitely gonna kiss him.

She's the love of my life. You take that back!

Shit!

Shit! I can't see. I can't see.

Shit! It's a trap.

Shit.

Shit. We have D R U G S on us.

Shut up, Thor!

Sick.

Sing for us. You're a baby bird.

Singing is for try hards.

Sippy Cup is signing up for the musical.

Sippy Cup, sing us a song.

Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup!

Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup!

Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup!

Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup!

Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup!

Sippy Cup! Sippy...

Six, seven, eight, nine, ten,

So funny.

So give us the bag or I will hurt you.

So I think that someday we're gonna make eye contact.

So I'll be home in 15 minutes.

So it pops back in place.

So now you're gonna sell us the drugs.

So random.

So the next time that you're wondering

So they can't track us anymore.

So we can get the drone, so we can go to the party.

So why don't I do a citizen's arrest on you?

So you can kiss some skank.

So you're gonna have to watch the episode twice.

So, are you gonna give Brixlee the necklace you made her?

So, do you guys know how to kiss?

So, do you want to buy the CPR doll or not?

So, Herman died because of you guys?

So, how'd it go, lover boy?

So, how's it going with Scout?

So, I looked at her, but she was looking

So, it's a deal?

So, Max, what are we gonna do?

So, put the drone

So, this is what she thinks of me, huh?

So, tomorrow, after you get some girl time,

So, tomorrow, I'm skipping school,

So, what do you plan to do with those drugs, huh?

So, you been drugging your whole life?

So, you guys did all of this for a kissing party?

So, you took the blame for us, huh?

So?

Sold it.

Some of them, I think.

Somebody get him a sippy cup.

Someone who has sex on land and sea.

Soren has the record. Three sips.

Soren just invited us to his party tomorrow.

Soren's so cool.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Speed bump.

Stall them.

Standing in front of three single boys,

Start the fucking car!

Stay there.

Stop fighting!

Stop thinking with your big old dick, Max.

Stop treating us like kids. We know how things work.

Stop.

Summers, canceled.

Taco Tuesdays are still going down.

Tacos together as a family, but how about this?

Take 'em and feel amazing.

Technically, yes, he ran away, but then he died.

Tell him he's got visitors.

Tell me who sent you.

Tend to grow apart sometimes.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Hey.

Thank you. If anyone else kisses Brixlee, I'll die.

Thanks, Max.

Thanks.

That could go on our permanent record.

That guy didn't even know how to kiss.

That looks like they could be in college.

That might change your mind.

That song always makes me sad.

That swing is for sexing. People do sex on it.

That was a close one.

That you let one walk right out the door.

That you should bite down on something hard.

That you're an alcoholic.

That you're specific.

That's a dope ass name.

That's a good burn.

That's a really good idea.

That's a tampon.

That's cool.

That's four miles away.

That's fucking four!

That's my dad's CPR doll.

That's my entire allowance.

That's my mom back there.

That's not fair.

That's one.

That's our family show.

That's our favorite show.

That's so rude.

That's the most stupid fucking idea I've ever heard!

That's the only way to know if we're doing it right.

That's three!

That's two.

That's what everyone does.

That's why my mom fell in love with him.

That's your son?

The Bean Bag Boys do everything together.

The drone has to be home before your dad.

The gummies are so much better.

The human body is truly a mystery.

The information about hermit crabs...

The mall!

The older kids will make you take drugs.

The only place around here that has one

The only time she should suck your dick

The other direction.

The point is...

The popular kids only invited me.

The real luck was meeting Max and Thor.

The same people we were when we first met.

The same way we get rid of a baby.

The Student Coalition Against Bullying for protection.

The windows are closed.

Their lives are already ruined.

Their mouths?

Then we bike.

Then we wouldn't be able to take it.

Then what are you gonna do?

Then who am I gonna play with?

Then why would he?

Then you need to come with me now.

Then you need to go to Soren's party.

There are children here!

There are witnesses.

There's ash all over the camera.

There's no way Sippy Cup is gonna drink it.

There's something I have to show you.

There's three boys in danger!

They are definitely gonna kiss.

They destroy lives and communities.

They didn't invite you.

They don't care. They're tweaking.

They drug test for beer.

They left a note for you.

They smell like shit.

They think you're kind of... random.

They tracked us.

They trashed the place and took the drone.

They'll grow apart.

They'll see what I see, that you're not random.

They're addicts.

They're an al.

They're cool.

They're great and...

They're great, and ev everything's good.

They're my best friends.

This card has a lot of memories,

This card is exquisite.

This cop's acting weird.

This could go on our permanent record.

This happens all the time.

This happens to MMA fighters all the time.

This is a really pretty CPR doll.

This is free 'cause I'm a cop.

This is going so well.

This is insane.

This is insane.

This is leverage.

This is Max from earlier.

This is sensual harassment.

This is the best day of my life.

This is what happens when you don't respect women.

This isn't working. Maybe we could go climb a tree.

This kid is hilarious.

This musical is gonna be lit.

This park is fucking lit.

This party could change our lives,

This party, it's gonna be an epic rager.

This whole time, I've been trying

Thor, inspired, voice of an angel, man.

Thor, just admit you're a scared little wittle baby.

Thor, wait up.

Thor, you never talk to girls.

Thor!

Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor!

Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor!

Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor!

Thor?

Thorny. I just got off the phone with Max's mom.

Those are the only two things I'm looking for.

Those girls are lucky I didn't kick their asses.

Those pet store owners, okay, because they did not give us

Threats will get you nowhere, peasant.

Time out, crackheads.

To be someone who I wasn't.

To buy an Ascension pack, and this card was in it.

To grow into, or they die, and we didn't know that.

To my mom's phone. She'll know.

To play Ascension with me and the guys later?

To want to rub up against a tree all the time?

Tomorrow at 7:40 a.m.

Totally, totally get it.

Trust me, I got this.

Trust me.

Twice the fun, twice the tacos.

Twice the fun.

Two, three.

Two! Three!

Type "kissing."

Ugh. I can barely see anything.

Uh, I hope so, madam.

Uh, Manush's sister.

Uh, no, you won't.

Uh, no. Why? Are you jealous?

Uh, she might know about the necklace.

Underneath that cherubic face, Devil lives inside you.

Until you learn to be men!

Up their buttholes to stop babies from coming out.

Use the Force.

Veggie lasagna for dinner?

Wait, hey, c...

Wait, wait.

Wait, what? Here's the plan.

Wait, where'd the guy go?

Wait, where's Thor?

Wait, you weren't there?

Wait! You stole another beer?

Wait.

Wait. Can I bring Thor and Lucas?

Wait. I got a message.

Wait. Look.

Want to go to my house and play Ascension?

Want us to put the beer in a sippy cup for you, Sippy Cup?

We bought drugs.

We can do this, guys. We can do this!

We can go practice kissing on that.

We can learn technique.

We could change it to Wing Wednesday...

We do everything together. We're the Bean Bag Boys.

We drop it off at the firehouse on our way up to the mall.

We earned eight bucks, and we used the money

We got the drone. Everything worked out.

We have beanbags.

We have to make a run for it. I know what to do.

We heard kids were calling you Sippy Cup,

We just got to ram your arm into something very hard

We might need to get closer.

We need to see real people kissing.

We need to start doing sixth grade things.

We promise.

We promise. Thank you, sir.

We should have just told the truth.

We should hydrate.

We skipped school.

We started calling ourself the Bean Bag Boys.

We threw your bag in prickle bushes.

We were never here!

We were using our drone to follow a family of turtles,

We would like to buy two pieces of Molly, please.

We'll always be there, right? I mean, and look,

We'll cock block anyone that gets near Brixlee.

We'll do it. We'll get your drugs.

We'll never do drugs.

We'll never split up. Bean Bag Boys for life.

We'll still always be there for the big stuff.

We'll tell everyone that you're a misogynist.

We'll tell the whole school.

We're all gonna get grounded.

We're being so bad.

We're friends because we like each other.

We're fucked.

We're getting a divorce.

We're giving them to firefighters.

We're going to a kissing party,

We're gonna ditch school and get a new drone.

We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it!

We're gonna sip a beer.

We're in sixth grade now.

We're just two cool guys laughing.

We're making a citizen's arrest!

We're not 18 or older.

We're not giving you these drugs.

We're not kids.

We're not kids. We're tweens.

We're okay.

We're probably gonna get married.

We're scared! SCAB, help us!

We're sorry. We just wanted to learn how to kiss.

We're still best friends, right?

We're still on the phone.

We're the Bean Bag Boys. We do everything together.

We're trapped.

We're tweens.

We've been biking for almost 14 minutes straight.

Well, Benji got us the Molly.

Well, Dad's gonna kill me. What do I do now?

Well, I'm going back into the woods.

Well, let's get ready.

Well, no, it's not up for discu...

Well, then how do we get rid of drugs?

Well, then it's a good thing I got a bottle right here!

Well, then we can throw it in the forest.

Well, we wouldn't be in this position right now

Well, yeah, well, no, you may be detective,

Well, you got very lucky.

Well...

Well...

Wh What do you mean?

Wha...?

What about me?

What about me? I'm just gonna sit here?

What about pain medication?

What about Taco Tuesday?

What about you, sleeveless? What are you into?

What are we up to? What are we doing?

What are you doing in Mom and Dad's room?

What are you doing?

What can you tell me about her backstory?

What did you just say, you little bitch?

What do we have to lose?

What do you have in your pants?

What do you like about me?

What do you mean?

What do you think about politics?

What if a fox eats it and tries to fuck a squirrel?

What in the actual fuck? These are just gummy vitamins.

What is that?

What the fuck are you doing?!

What the fuck are you looking at, Gandalf?!

What the fuck does that mean?

What the fuck, Thor?

What the fuck's going on down here?

What the hell is he doing here?

What the hell just happened?

What you would do, and did the opposite.

What?

What?

What? I'm high as fuck.

What? No.

What? You said 8:45.

What'd you do?

What's a hand job?

What's happening here.

What's he doing? Hey.

What's up, Atticus?

What's up, man?

What's up, Sippy Cup?

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

Whatever happens between your parents,

Whatever happens to you is

Whatever problems you're having,

When you attack one of us,

When you get a stepmom?

Where all the nice guys went, just remember

Where am I?

Where are you even gonna get the money for a new drone?

Where are you going?

Where did his hand go?

Where is she supposed to be from?

Where?

Where's your friend with the sad eyes?

Which means no Brixlee.

Which means we're all grounded, which means no party,

Who cares? The girls just hugged.

Who dare to dream.

Who told you to come here?

Who'd you kiss?

Whoa!

Whoa.

Whoa. That's the best lunch I've ever seen.

Why are they walking like that?

Why are you bringing the paintball gun?

Why are you even here?

Why are you smiling? This is actually your fault.

Why are you talking like that?

Why does she have hair in her mouth?

Why don't you care?

Why don't you come over for some man time?

Why?

Why's your door closed, Maxie?

Will we still watch This Is Us together?

Winter is coming.

With a bunch of men and, uh, stole a beer.

With intent to distribute.

With the popular kids, is he?

With what I now suspect is a dildo!

Would you admit you had a crush on her?

Wow, you guys are little badasses.

Wow. I didn't think that'd actually work.

Wrong arm!

Yeah, a shitty kisser. Remember the porn from earlier?

Yeah, all right.

Yeah, dawg.

Yeah, he's probably just gonna try and have sex with us.

Yeah, I know who you are.

Yeah, I took a pretty big sip, actually.

Yeah, I'll come,

Yeah, it's just... you know, it's hard

Yeah, my parents are being super nice because...

Yeah, not on their mouths at least.

Yeah, this isn't working out.

Yeah, uh, take a right up here.

Yeah, well, usually, I'd call this in,

Yeah, whatever, bitch tits.

Yeah, you and your stupid beer!

Yeah, you would know what's not cool.

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I thought about

Yeah. I've never been happier.

Yeah. Of course.

Yee haw!

Yes, Daddy.

Yes, finally. Thank you for noticing.

Yes!

Yes.

Yo, guys, check this out.

Yo, guys, check this out.

Yo, guys, the Scooter Squad is here.

Yo, I'm a call 911.

Yo, Scooter Boys. Scooter Boys. Act cool.

You always got the Bean Bag Boys.

You always have an excuse.

You always have the best toys.

You always push Henry in his wheelchair

You and your friends are growing and changing,

You are my baby!

You are no longer allowed to call me Daddy.

You are not Sippy Cup. You're a badass.

You attack all of us.

You better strap in,

You can go play VR upstairs.

You can suck my dick,

You can tell Hannah that if she wants Molly,

You can't kiss someone without their permission.

You deserve a punishment.

You didn't even care about my shoulder.

You don't have pubes, and I have six.

You drink beer, and I know you don't.

You feel me, dawg?

You gave our drugs to a cop?

You go ahead and start skateboarding.

You got yourself a deal.

You guys are gonna figure it out.

You guys are, like, seven.

You guys aren't the ones who's gonna have

You guys can go sit your asses down over there and wait.

You guys don't understand shit.

You guys want to see something cool?

You guys, where's everybody else?

You had to snoop on them. You're such a feminist.

You had us bring drugs to a fucking playground?!

You have no choice.

You have to walk by it every day.

You in?

You know those fucking guys?

You know what that means?

You know what? This isn't teaching us anything.

You know who we need?

You know who's really good at burns? Atticus L.

You know, ever since I met Benji,

You know, I'm gonna arrest you for fucking ruining my day.

You know, I've searched the world for this.

You know, me and your mom are not

You know, you're the one holding drugs,

You like it?

You look more like a pedophile than anyone I've ever seen.

You made Ms. Willoughby cry last year.

You made us ditch school, run around with drugs,

You may think your lives are bad,

You meet your best friends in kindergarten.

You must. You must.

You promise?

You remember your hermit crab?

You ruined my passionate moment.

You said everyone wants to buy it.

You said Thor wasn't coming.

You said we wouldn't do this if one of us wasn't on board.

You say you have pubes, but you also say

You scared the shit out of me.

You sell drugs. We came here to buy them.

You should come.

You should never call a woman a skank.

You should never call a woman anything.

You shouldn't talk about women like that.

You sure you don't want to try this?

You think I give a fuck about turtles?

You think you're better than us.

You think you're losing us,

You told me he ran away!

You took my bag. It has my license, my phone.

You want it? Fine!

You want the drugs? I'm not your parent. Here.

You won't be able to go to Soren's.

You would've left already.

You, too.

You'll find someone.

You're both under arrest!

You're friends with people back then

You're gonna be good, man.

You're gonna stay down here and kiss Brixlee.

You're heading for the trees! Watch out!

You're not getting these drugs back!

You're not gonna outrun us.

You're only in sixth grade.

You're really not gonna sing anymore?

You're smart, too.

You're sweet. You smell good.

You're the only one of us

You've French kissed girls before, right?

Your ass is mine!

Your own fucking fault.

Your parents love to play.

Your turn.

Your weakness gives us strength.

11, 12, 13, 14, 15...

15 minutes from now or 15 minutes from later?

400 bucks to take her off your hands.

600 now. I checked.

Your arm. Oh, hell no.

...and turn your whole family into zombies! Max!

'Sup? 'Sup?

♪ Be my Valentine ♪ ♪ Can you be mine? ♪

♪ Go down, go down, go down ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Hers like chemicals ♪ ♪ Hey, hey ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ ♪ What? ♪

♪ Mine taste medical ♪ ♪ Mayday ♪

♪ Ooh... ♪ ♪ 'Cause I just can't wait ♪

♪ Ooh... ♪ ♪ Now every time I go for the mailbox ♪

♪ This shit edible ♪ ♪ Okay ♪

♪ Till you write me you're coming around ♪ ♪ Hey! ♪

♪ Walking on sunshine ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Walking on sunshine ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Walking on sunshine ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Walking on sunshine ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪

♪ What? ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ What? ♪ ♪ Hey. ♪

♪ What? Oh ♪ ♪ This incredible ♪

$600?! We're millionaires!

a child could get to on a tricycle. Okay.

Abortion? Adoption?

Act... act cool. Okay, okay, okay.

All right, it's my turn to fly. Give it!

Am I in trouble? Okay, son.

Amazing burn, Atticus. It's not a good burn.

And we live close together. And our parents are friends.

And you remember why he died? Oh, son of a...

Are you mocking me? Put your hands up!

Are you okay? Lucas, are you okay?

Audition. Shh. Sing for us.

Average day. Jesus Christ.

Aw... Guys, I'm gonna make us grilled cheese.

Benjamin. Oh, thank you!

But Lily's my best friend. Yeah, I get it.

Can I help you? Retreat! Retreat!

Can we go on it? Fuck yeah.

Careful. I got this, I got this. Oh!

Come on! You got this!

Come on. Easy. All right.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

Coming in or coming off? Just got off a triple.

Cycle Sundays are fucked! Guys, guys.

Diapers! That's right!

do not touch the drone! Uh huh.

Do you? I don't know.

Don't say it. Don't say it. SCAB!

Ew! Oh, my God!

Focus! On three. One!

Fuck you! I love you, too.

Fuck. Where is the Molly?

Get on the ground! Sweet Jesus.

Go, go, go, go, go! Go, go! What happened?

Go, go, go, go. Now. Fucking idiots!

Go! We're in a car, dipshits.

gonna come alive... Ease off the sugar, huh?

Hands up! Hands up! Stay still!

He said that? He did.

He was onto us. Okay, what do you have?

He's calling for backup. What do we do?

He's not coming. Good.

He's so funny. Atticus L.?

He's the nicest kid in our grade. Wait, wait.

He's torturing you. It's true.

Hell yeah. Okay.

Help! Help! No, no, no. It's okay.

Help! Ow! We got... Come on.

Herman? Yeah. That's right. Herman.

Hey, Max. Yeah?

Hey, Miles. Hey, man.

Hi. Oh, hi. Sit down.

Hi. Oh, my God!

Holy shit. What the fuck?

How was it? Sticky.

How'd you find us? Her phone.

How'd you get it? The summer I moved here,

Hurry! Go, go, go!

I can do this with my eyes closed. Okay.

I can see your house. There it is. There it is.

I don't think it's "coom." Yeah.

I have no fucking clue. No.

I have places to be. Sorry, Soren.

I I'm good. Come on!

I just want to buzz 'em. No!

I really need it. Please. I don't think so.

I think I only have a deductible. It's all right.

I think we did it. Yeah.

I won't. Bye. I I'm serious, okay?

I'll be there in a minute. Classic Lucas.

I'm not dead! All right.

I'm not fibbing. Okay. I think I understand

I'm not on board. Why do you care so much?

I'm sorry, Daddy. No, no, no.

I'm way nicer than Max. No, you're not!

If you don't arrest us, I'll report you. Lucas!

It looks cute on you. Max, I'm not going for cute.

It started. Oh, shit.

It's exciting to me. It's not. Stop smiling.

It's not a toy. It's for my work. Yep.

It's very tight. You got this.

It's working! Yes!

Jesus. I'm gonna kill your family, and then they're

Just give us the drugs. Fuck.

Just got a text from Taylor. What'd she say?

knew each other for longer. Yeah, everybody knows

Let's go back! Let's go back!

Like on the freeway. Oh, sorry.

looking at me in the shower. Don't tell my dad.

Lucas, fuck you! No! Shit! Shit!

Lucas, you don't get it. He's right, Lucas.

Lucas! Bean Bag Boys for life. Yeah!

Max, no! Are you batshit crazy?!

Mission's over! We'll get busted.

Mm mm. Aw, it's okay.

Mmm. Oh, I could fuck with a grilled cheese right now.

Nah, I'm good. No, you want to know.

Neither am I. You guys don't have to.

No rush. No rush.

No, don't say it. We'll look like losers.

No, I "F" ing wasn't. Hey, it's cool, fool.

No, no, I can do this. Uh...

No, those are drugs. No, look.

No, we're not. We just need to time it, okay? Oh, fuck!

No. Now I can't be in it.

No. Oh, my God.

No. Sippy Cup.

No. What? You have to

Now we're fugitives! Why are you yelling at me?

Oh, my God. I love you.

Oh, my gosh! No, no.

Oh, shit. Holy mother...

Oh, shit. She's not a skank.

Oh, shit. They're on school property.

Oh, shit. He made it. Oh!

Oh, yeah. That sounds so good. Nice.

Oh! Oh, wait.

Oh. But it's okay,

Oh. That's my dad's CPR doll!

Okay, new site, new site. Okay.

Okay. Okay.

On three. One,

Pardon me. Excuse me.

Pardon me. Sorry. Hey!

Please, children are crossing. Get off the road.

Plus, do you even have insurance? I don't know.

Pretend to talk. About what?

Pretty much, yeah. Sweet.

Promise. Promise.

Sad boy Max. In the basement kissing.

SCAB! What is that?

Scared? No.

See you tomorrow. Bye.

Shit! Fuck, fuck. What the shit?!

Shit! What the hell, Thor? That was both of our faults.

Shit. It's okay.

Shit. Oh, fuck.

Shit. Told you she was gonna check.

Shit. What do I do? The chimney.

Shut up! And we're gonna do Molly.

Shut up. SCAB!

Shut up. Zip it. Lucas, shut up.

Sing for us. So, no grilled cheese?

Sing for us. Sing for us. No.

Sippy Cup for life. No Brixlee,

So, you guys like turtles? Yeah.

Soren can't even do four. Shut up.

Soren? Yeah.

Stop arguing! Just admit you skipped the audition

Sure do. Yes, absolutely. 1,000%.

That was tough. Very tough.

That would be great. Guys.

that you say. In court.

That's awesome. Time's up, motherfuckers.

That's me. I'm Claude.

That's right. Yeah. Genius.

The fuck we will. What the hell, dude?

Thor! What?

Three sips? Three sips.

to touch our penises. What? That is not true.

Try to be a gentleman. Okay.

Uh huh. E'r'day.

Up, up, up! Stay still!

Wait, where are you going? That was nasty.

Want some help, buddy? No, I got it.

We also have drugs. Dude!

We got it together. And we're gonna

We have the Molly we can give him. No!

We just need to time it right. Shit!

we need to stick together. Bean Bag Boys for life.

We say there was a break in. What...?

We're not killers! Yes!

We're not murderers! Yes!

We're not scared. We're... we're fine. Lucas, shut up.

We're saved! We're not fucking killers!

Well, it was stupid. This day is fucked.

Well, those kids stole my bag. Not today, bully!

What are we walking on? ♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪

What are you doing?! Getting rid of the drugs!

What are you guys doing? Get back to the side. Go!

What do they do with it? They swing on it.

What is it? I have no idea.

What the fuck, Thor? Hey.

What the fuck? Bullying is wack.

What the hell happened? We were running away

What? Shit, shit, shit!

What? You know.

What's happening? Fucking go!

What's it for? Girls shove it

What's up? The cop's eye fucking us.

Where is it? A cop has it.

Who's Hannah? I am.

Whoa! What the hell?!

Why are you smiling? Well, you're just growing up.

Why? 'Cause you could overpower us.

Why? Yeah.

would you admit it? Probably not.

Yeah, you have your whole life for that. No rush. Yeah.

Yeah, you were. I wasn't...

Yeah! It's not a toy.

Yeah! You did it! You got it!

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah. Do you guys want to

Yeah. Yeah, the only reason

Yes, Daddy. All right, I need you to go find Benji.

Yes, it is. Yes, it is. I wasn't.

Yes, of course. Yes.

Yes! I'm the best pilot ever!

Yes! Yes!

Yes! Yes!

Yes! Yes!

Yes! Yes! It's working!

Yes! Yes! Yes! We made it!

You got it, man. Come on. Yes! Yes!

You have Uber. No, it goes directly

You just wanted a beer. I can care about two things.

You know why? Because you had some beanbags?

You need to sneak out. I can't. I'm grounded.

You thought of everything. Of course I fucking have.

You want to kiss an asshole, Max? No.

You're supposed to scare them. Well, you scared me.

'cause I'll make this offer only once.

'Cause I'm not a fucking child.

'cause once those guys get to know you,

'Cause we're the Bean Bag Boys.

"An al beads"?

"Are you 18 or older?"

"Breast cancer research."

"How to find a bra that fits."

"Sippy Cup" on their goddamn tombstone!

♪ 'Cause someone could break your neck ♪

♪ A little time to think things over ♪

♪ Ain't no time to prepare ♪

♪ All the other girls sound fishy ♪

♪ And don't it feel good ♪

♪ And don't it feel good. ♪

♪ And I don't want to be tied down. ♪

♪ And incidents arose from circumstance? ♪

♪ And we would scream together songs unsung ♪

♪ And you'd never have a clue ♪

♪ Baby, I'd ride for you, but would you ride for me... ♪

♪ Baby, let me watch you go to town ♪

♪ Baby, let me watch you go to town ♪

♪ Baby, let me watch you go to town ♪

♪ Baby, let me watch you go to town ♪

♪ But do you got me? ♪

♪ But I say what I mean and I walk it like I talk it ♪

♪ Can you see that she need kneepads? ♪

♪ Can't get enough of your love, babe ♪

♪ Charlie Brown with it ♪

♪ Coming up behind you, always coming ♪

♪ Counting all these stacks 'cause we run this game ♪

♪ Do you remember when we used to dance ♪

♪ Do you want to be mine? ♪

♪ Do you want to be mine? ♪

♪ Don't make me get started, ain't nobody ballin', see ♪

♪ Feels like the world upon my shoulders ♪

♪ Full of shit, if he don't eat it, he a D bag ♪

♪ Girl, I don't know ♪

♪ Go down, go down, go down, yeah ♪

♪ Go down, go down, go down, yeah ♪

♪ Go down, go down, go down, yeah ♪

♪ Go to town with it, and she shave it all off ♪

♪ Go to town, yeah ♪

♪ Go to town, yeah ♪

♪ Gotta hold myself down ♪

♪ He ain't ever caught a whiff, that's why he down with it ♪

♪ He could use a submarine, I'll call him seaman ♪

♪ Hey, diamonds having a conversation ♪

♪ Hey, hey ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Hey! Na, na, na na, na, na, na na ♪

♪ Hey! Na, na, na na, na, na, na na ♪

♪ Hold on ♪

♪ I better read between the lines ♪

♪ I can end the conversation real quick... ♪

♪ I can't get enough of your love, babe ♪

♪ I don't care if you care ♪

♪ I don't know why ♪

♪ I don't live in my fears... ♪

♪ I I gotta take a little time ♪

♪ I just know it ain't fair ♪

♪ I know you can show me ♪

♪ I know you can show me, oh ♪

♪ I never looked behind all the time ♪

♪ I never walk about after dark ♪

♪ I want to know what love is ♪

♪ I want to know what love is ♪

♪ I want to know. ♪

♪ I will punch a baby bear in his shit, give me lip ♪

♪ I will wait forever... ♪

♪ I'm a bad bitch, fuck a pee pad ♪

♪ I'm a send you to the yard, get a stick, make a switch ♪

♪ I'm feeling right with my ice and chains ♪

♪ I'm not the madder, the baddest ♪

♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪

♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪

♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪

♪ If he gay, though, when he taste that shit, turn hetero ♪

♪ If you didn't know, then I bet you know now, uh. ♪

♪ If you rich, put your bust down in the air... ♪

♪ If you're down, boy, really down ♪

♪ In case I need it when I'm older ♪

♪ It was the heat of the moment... ♪

♪ It's like caramel, kiss my genital ♪

♪ It's my point of view ♪

♪ It's your one chance, baby ♪

♪ It's your one chance, baby ♪

♪ It's your one chance, baby, never or now ♪

♪ It's your one chance, baby, never or now ♪

♪ Just won't go out... ♪

♪ Let me see you go to town ♪

♪ Let me see you go to town, baby ♪

♪ Let me see you go to town, baby ♪

♪ Let me see you go to town, yeah ♪

♪ Let me see you go to town, yeah ♪

♪ Let's talk about love ♪

♪ Life is just a nightmare, Push ♪

♪ Lookin' all around ♪

♪ Love that you feel inside ♪

♪ Multimillionaire aire, multimillionaire, ooh ♪

♪ Multimillionaire, ooh. ♪

♪ Multimillionaire... ♪

♪ My darling, I ♪

♪ Never knew that money would make you a believer ♪

♪ Never or now, yeah ♪

♪ Never or now, yeah ♪

♪ No time for stalling... ♪

♪ Nobody speak, nobody get choked, hey ♪

♪ Nobody speak, nobody get choked, hey. ♪

♪ Now this mountain I must climb ♪

♪ Oh, my God ♪

♪ Oh... ♪

♪ One thing led to another, we were young ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Ooh. ♪

♪ Picture this, I'm a bag of dicks ♪

♪ Politickin', but we ain't no politicians... ♪

♪ Put me to your lips, I am sick ♪

♪ Putting it down, now you know ♪

♪ She gonna shake it, she gonna shake it, she gonna drop that ♪

♪ So hot that I can feel the fever ♪

♪ So pour me up another glass of the champagne ♪

♪ Suave, no, no, no, sí ♪

♪ The Devil's fire ♪

♪ The hardest or the tallest ♪

♪ Uh, how we get down ♪

♪ Valentine. ♪

♪ We gonna keep on making paper, we won't stop that ♪

♪ We got bottles in the house, call it cabaret ♪

♪ We got bottles in the house... ♪

♪ We keep getting up, it don't matter that you're falling ♪

♪ We're bad, we're so bad ♪

♪ We're bad, we're so bad ♪

♪ We're bad, we're so bad. ♪

♪ What? ♪

♪ What? ♪

♪ What? ♪

♪ Whoa... ♪

♪ Why don't you talk back... ♪

♪ Yeah, bitch, I'm telling you ♪

♪ Yeah, if you're down, boy, really down ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪

♪ Yellow motherfucking Claw ♪

♪ You can run, but you can't hide ♪

♪ You can run, but you can't hide, Push ♪

♪ You can run, but you can't hide, Push ♪

♪ You can run, but you can't hide, Push ♪

♪ You can run, but you can't hide... ♪

♪ You know you on my mind ♪

♪ You need me, but I need you, girl, I got you ♪

♪ You'd better run ♪

♪ You'd better run ♪

♪ You'd better run from the Devil's gun... ♪