Dr. Zoidberg Soundboard: Futurama - Seasons 1 and 2 Edit

Alright, alright, let me have one of your young on A roll.

Alright, alright, Spare me your life story.

Alright, alright.

Amy.

And I haven't eaten since Tuesday.

And yeah.

Beside Berg.

Bro.

Bueno.

Chase Manhattan Bank.

Chloroplast.

Congratulations.

Could you help me move a couch?

Did someone say something about a free hot meal?

Doctor's Eyberg.

Excellent. Excellent.

For some reason I'm frisky as a squad on Thursday.

Forget about it.

Fry.

Fry.

Goodbye.

Hello.

Hello.

Hmm.

Honey.

How was your day?

How will I ever get rid of my male Jelly now?

I am trying to sleep in here.

I challenge you to claw clock.

I have no idea.

I just wanna talk. There's nothing to do with mating.

I learned to feel things I've never felt before.

I may not know from emotions, but when it comes to medicine, forget about it.

I'd like a jumbo squid log please.

I'd pay anything to end my miserable loneliness.

I'm a doctor.

I'm Doctor Zoidberg.

I'm feeling a strange new emotion.

I'm in love.

I'm seeing a movie with friends.

I'm simply looking for a female swollen with eggs to accept my genetic material.

I'm sorry, into you.

I've performed a few mercy killings.

If only I weren't so desperately poor.

Is it love when you care about a female for reasons beyond mating?

It's all so complicated with the flowers and the romance and the lies upon lies.

It's me, Zoidberg. Remember from high school?

Just give me something crawling with parasites.

Let me have one of your young on A roll.

More.

Nice try, little boy.

No, no, no, no, no, of course not.

No.

No.

No.

Now that's humorous.

Now there's a bird involved.

Now what seems to be the trouble?

Of all the slimy, gross crab monsters on this planet, you are apparently the hottest.

Ohh, I'd.

Ohh.

Our fight to the death.

Really.

Room. Room.

So I will be depositing my Jelly in the cloacal vents of a female.

So what is it already?

So what's the problem?

Spare me your life story.

Sure.

Thank you.

That doesn't make sense.

That word is unknown here.

That's me, baby.

The beach.

Then I my credit card application will you?

They took away my credit cards.

Uh-huh.

What are we going to do there?

What seems to be the trouble?

What?

Where were you on the night of August 23rd?

Why would I want to know?

Yes, Biggie.

Yes.

Yes.

You used to laugh at me because my face was covered with barnacles.

You're right.

Young lady.

Yum Yum Yum.

ああ。

ああ。

ああはあはあ。

ええ？

な。

むむむ。

わぁぁ。