Shameless - Season 4 Edit

A jury is gonna hate you.

A little early to be drinking, isn't it?

A three year probation

Aah! Oh! Ah!

Absorb it?

After all these months, huh?

After your bouncer kicked

Ah, fuck. Mandy!

Alibi got robbed.

All right, fine.

All right, last question, Liam.

All right, listen up.

All right, use a fucking towel.

All right, well, jack me off then.

All right? Just get him the fuck out of the house.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Now let's see.

Almost there.

Amateurs.

And a crystal is a solid

And a good negotiation is when both sides

And a toxicology report

And child endangerment?

And dumpster diving.

And fall in love with somebody else?

And he's not answering my texts.

And how have you been feeling lately?

And I wanted to surprise you.

And I won't be home for dinner.

And I'm finally making it about me!

And I'm so, so sorry.

And I'm suggesting that since this is my client's

And it's time to look at your little critters.

And learn how to run like a dude!

And Mr. Jeffreys, where does the government

And mucous coming out of me for days.

And NA meetings to 100 hours.

And Narcotics Anonymous meetings.

And not get caught?

And now my life is ruined? How is that fair?

And protect your whores.

And since I do not believe justice will be served

And that the state granted her guardianship

And that was you! All fucking you!

And that's how come I'm late for school.

And the hands of the victim,

And the place smells like Snoop Dogg.

And then I have a Dr. Ma appointment.

And this includes you too, Chuckie, so listen up.

And we're gonna get out of here.

And what do you care, huh?

And you called the paramedics.

Anyone get stabbed?

Anything with balls in it is good.

Anything you want.

Are arranged in what kind of pattern?

Are taking up all the room down there.

Are we ever gonna have sex again

Are you fucking kidding me?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

Are you okay?

Are you retarded now?

Aren't you cold?

As in eat it?

As soon as I can.

As such, you will serve three years probation,

As well as 200 hours of both parenting classes

Assignments emailed to me by 5:00 PM this evening.

At this point, all our conversations

Bar got robbed this morning.

Be back lickety split.

Be careful. My papers.

Because he threw bleach on his baby's mama.

Because I told her it was our anniversary

Because you knew where I hid it.

Because you'll get convicted.

Because you're too young.

Before her little critter slipped out too early.

Bible says we have the right to bear arms.

Bitches, that's my fucking money!

Bloated and fat.

Boo hooing about some cocktail slut

Breathe.

Bring me those pictures, okay?

Brother's still gonna be retarded.

Burger King. I got you a Whopper.

But he was still asleep.

But I can't seem to find the other.

But I don't think it's gonna work

But I gotta work tonight.

But I still have to go to jail for three months?

But I was gonna take Liam with me.

But I'm starting to see what all those horny,

But if you're cracking open that Toblerone.

But just you, not them!

But let me get something to look at.

But no jail time?

But the other two look very healthy.

But then why are you breaking up with me?

But what happened with Liam was horrific.

But why'd you cut yourself?

But you were there for me with Liam and Fiona.

By additional jail time for Ms. Gallagher,

Call them.

Calling case S6974356.

Can I take a shit in private, please?

Can we go to trial?

Can you do this?

Can't ice a damaged brain, Gallagher.

Car will be here in under three minutes.

Carl, come here. Get rid of any evidence

Carl, grab his legs.

Catch up or some shit.

Cheerleader, Mensa, vagina meeting or something.

Cocaine baby brother.

Cocaine baby brother.

Coke out for her three year old brother to eat.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here. Come here, peanut.

Come here. Get in my force field.

Come here. Here.

Come hole down over possession,

Come on in for a beer.

Come on in for a beer.

Come on, dad. Come over here.

Come on.

Come on. We're gonna be late.

Comprende?

Considering it's the only money

Could have permanent brain damage.

Could you at least help me get this duct tape off?

Curtis?

DA doesn't want you clogging up the jail

Daddy?

Daddy? What happened?

Damn, baby. You're starting to turn me on.

Debbie, Lip kicked us out.

Did I do good?

Dinner smells good.

Disorder.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Don't bang his leg, Chuckie. Okay.

Don't choke on any gray pubes.

Don't end up there.

Don't know how women say they get horny when they pregnant.

Don't play dumb with me.

Don't think they like me very much.

Don't want to dance, you gotta move on.

Don't you want to keep this family together?

Dorm.

Douche bag, go find your boyfriend.

Dude, I bet he's retarded now from it, huh?

During which time you cannot leave the state of Illinois.

Easy does it, Chuckie.

Enjoy your coffee.

Even now you're just gonna stand there and do nothing?

Every day it's late, I'm docking you a half a grade.

Everything is hairy and gross.

Excuse me!

Excuse me?

Fairy Tail in Boystown.

Feel like they got screwed.

Find me if you want another one.

Fiona almost killed Liam.

Fiona coming down for breakfast?

Fiona used to let us do that when she's working late.

Fiona, I do this every day. I'm telling you.

Fiona?

First offense, and she already has time served,

Five chapters.

Five years.

For hole standing.

For once, you know, make something your problem.

For, like, two seconds,

Frank's passed out up in the bathroom.

Friends?

Friends.

From now on, we trust no one, Paco. No one.

Frozen burger patties look good.

Fuck it.

Fuck you.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck.

Fuck. I think he broke my nose.

Fucking hole standers.

Gallagher.

Gallagher...

Gary broke up with me

Gave his baby brother cocaine.

Get it out! Get it out!

Get the fuck out of here.

Get the fuck out! Close the door.

Get up.

Get you all cleaned up. Okay.

Ghetto chick leaves her drug addict boyfriend's

Give Curtis some money before he calls the cops on you.

Give it to me.

Give me my pipe.

Go clean up. Clean up.

God forbid, you do something meaningful

God.

Going up. Woo hoo hoo!

Good afternoon. Sorry about the wait.

Good boy, Chuckie.

Good news. Come on.

Good thing I didn't hit on him.

Good, good. Thank you.

Good. You're home. You deal with him.

Got any party favors at your place?

Got to stop by Sheila's to water her plants

Grab on. I got you.

Greg Jeffreys on behalf of the state of Illinois.

Gringo, how you gonna get out with all that stuff

Had a little run in with them this morning.

Had to throw a stitch into a patient's cervix

Half a gram in the system.

Hang on a second.

Hang out, like friends do.

Have you made friends with an inanimate object?

Have you submitted at this point?

Having fun?

He did. Got an early release.

He got into my coke.

He helped when Fiona got arrested.

He is too sick to leave the house.

He said he'd think about it.

He shit himself.

He used to work here so I'm pretty sure you have.

He was in pain!

He's shooting heroin now?

He's unconscious.

He's very sick. Worse than ever.

Heard you talk about my little brother, Liam,

Hello? The fuck?

Help help me. Help me sit up.

Her boyfriend dumped her.

Here you go, baby. Here.

Here you go.

Here. Come to me.

Here's your Tang, Liam.

Hey, Amanda's gonna watch you for a few hours.

Hey, buddy, so we need your hat and diapers.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, can I get a ride?

Hey, can you fix Ellie up with someone?

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey.

Hey, hey.

Hey, Liam, do you like clementines?

Hey, man. What's up?

Hey, Professor Sacco. I'm sorry.

Hey, Sammi. Listen.

Hey, um, I could watch Liam for you if you wanted.

Hey, what the fuck?

Hey, what the hell are you doing here?

Hey, what's for dinner?

Hey, where you going?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. How you doing?

Hi, Liam.

Hi, peanut.

Hi, pops. Poppy?

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. What are you doing here?

Hipsters.

Hipsters. Very good.

His brother and kid sister out into the street.

His name is Ian.

Hmm.

Hold on to the side there, okay?

Hold public office, vote.

Holy fuck!

Home sweet home.

How about I give you your next oxy instead, huh?

How about spaghetti and meatballs?

How are you? Huh?

How can you say that? Take it back!

How do I get a job like that? Seriously?

How fucking old are you?

How much older?

How the fuck do you not have a gun?

How very little?

How was the appointment?

How you feeling?

How'd you get in?

How's my fucking day going?

Huey ate Dewey.

Huh?

I am not writing my memoirs.

I asked Mr. Jeffreys

I can negotiate the hell out of this.

I can't go back to jail.

I can't go back to jail.

I can't keep track of every twink

I can't miss an ultrasound.

I can't talk to you like this. Can we go outside?

I could buy a few groceries.

I could give it to you now.

I could lose 30 pounds if you wanted.

I could write a better one than these douche bags.

I couldn't protect my triplet in utero.

I couldn't protect my triplet in utero.

I didn't know you had it in you, boy.

I didn't mean to upset you.

I don't know how to feel about this.

I don't mean in the butt.

I don't think I'm gonna be able

I don't think you guys understand.

I don't want to go to jail at all.

I give up. Who?

I got hair growing everywhere

I got him. You got him?

I got you. I got you.

I gotta go to work.

I gotta go with you.

I gotta take care of something important.

I had a bit of a family crisis.

I have a doctor's appointment anyway.

I have a present for you.

I hope you're sleeping and not in a retarded haze.

I just made myself puke.

I just need you to stall the social worker

I know I can win.

I like 'em fat, vicious, and not too smart.

I looked for him all day yesterday

I love watching those dudes grow,

I mean, we can try again when you're older, but

I need a gun.

I need to go get Chuckie.

I need to talk to Fiona alone.

I said who stole my money.

I should probably date girls my own age.

I should've lied about my age.

I spent the whole day

I suppose we'll manage.

I told you, you're just like the rest of my kids.

I took a cab.

I turned my back,

I understand you've come up with a deal.

I want to go home.

I was getting used to the idea

I was saving it until you got really sick.

I wasn't clear about what happened.

I would never do anything to hurt this face.

I would never do anything to hurt you.

I would never, ever turn against you.

I'll be down to the bar to protect your 7 foot ass

I'll be right there.

I'll blow smoke in their eyes

I'll get it ready, okay?

I'll grab it on my way home.

I'll grab us some dinner while I'm there.

I'll light up any time I want.

I'll look for you later, Curtis.

I'll send you a text picture every 30 minutes.

I'll sign off on her completion

I'm I thought we said we weren't gonna date anymore.

I'm battening down the hatches.

I'm cold. Give me my pipe.

I'm gonna go jack myself off in the bathroom.

I'm gonna need to borrow your truck today.

I'm gonna protect my twins in the real world.

I'm gonna put it where no one dares

I'm guilty.

I'm in pain.

I'm not going out the front.

I'm not gonna bite. Okay?

I'm not the one groping and licking

I'm not the one who let Liam get into a pile of coke.

I'm putting a force field around us now.

I'm Scott. You want to get out of here?

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm submitting your answers.

I'm sure you have some kind of a sorority,

I'ma take a wild stab it was me.

I've got her covered, all right?

I've got to take Fiona to the courthouse for her prelim

I've gotta keep you warm.

Ian!

If he'd agree to three years probation.

If I plead guilty.

If it does, can you please shoot them

If one's not strong enough,

If the social worker makes a surprise visit

If there's no keg?

If you possess a passport, you must surrender it.

In 20 minutes.

In criminal activity.

In Frank's room, all right?

In the child's system

In the fucking face this time?

Indicating the levels of the drug

Intent to sell, and prostitution.

Is everything okay here, Curtis?

Is exactly equal to zero.

Is he dead?

Is it something that I did?

Is Sheila gonna be mad at me?

Is that okay? Yeah? Yeah?

Is that what I think it is?

Is the best high ever?

Isn't this why you're writing your memoirs?

It happens with multiples.

It is our hope, Your Honor,

It smells up here.

It smells.

It was an accident.

It was an accident.

It was claustrophobic.

It was my fault. It was always my fault.

It wasn't Fiona's fault.

It's a bit of a relief, right?

It's good.

It's got pubes on it.

It's Kenyatta's perfume soap shit.

It's lonely, sad.

It's not a ball, it's food. Here.

It's not dangerous.

It's not gonna get robbed twice in a day.

It's not mine! All right?

It's okay, buddy. Go ahead.

It's okay.

It's okay. I got you, I got you.

It's only for a fraction of the time

It's probably the last time you're gonna have it

It's really not that hard.

It's so cold.

Jesus Christ, Ian.

Jesus!

Just give me a gun.

Just want us to get closer

Kids at school said he's retarded.

Leave me alone. From hormones.

Let me just copy yours.

Let's get him in the chair.

Let's get you off these stinky sheets. Time to change them anyway.

Let's see what your score is.

Let's see.

Liam is in the hospital.

Liam.

Liam. He's my kid brother.

Like a lamp or chair?

Limited ti We do not have limited time.

Lip said the social worker's gonna show up unannounced.

Look at this fetus being reabsorbed.

Look, Deb. I really like you.

Look, I promise, I'll never say it again.

Look, I'll take Liam to school today.

Look, you don't want to hang out with me,

Looked it up online.

Looking fine.

Looking for your coked out ass.

Make room for Sammi.

Make sure he drinks the whole thing.

Making spaghetti and meatballs.

Maria Vidal on behalf of Fiona Gallagher,

Maria Vidal on behalf of Fiona Gallagher,

Meet Mongo and Loid.

Might have to serve a little time though.

Miss vidal, I urge you and the ADA

Mm, not exactly. But yes.

Mm, you could tell him your dog got sick.

Mm. Know thyself.

Morning sex keeps you regular.

Morning.

Morning.

Mr. Jeffreys, I will be reducing

Mr. Jeffreys, what evidence

Ms. Gallagher, at your arraignment,

Ms. Gallagher, I want to make sure

Ms. Vidal, Mr

Mwah.

My babies, my money

My dick is like three times bigger than this gun.

My father did what he always did.

My lawyer's gonna try to get me probation

My mom got away scot free. I got a whupping.

My parents send me this care package crap once a week.

My soap doesn't have pubes on it.

Need to be privileged.

Never had to pay for that shit before.

Never saw him before.

No constipation?

No idea what you're talking about.

No jail.

No one cares about you.

No one's taking any more shit from me.

No promises. But it is possible.

No shit?

No, but hurry up, man. Apurate.

No, doc says it happens all the time with multiples.

No, I don't want to

No, I'm not having fun.

No, I'm not in the mood.

No, I'm not.

No, it's my money with 30% going to you.

No, it's too expensive. All right?

No, me either.

No, no. No, no, no.

No, not who stole it, like, guess who stole it.

No, please don't answer.

No, thanks. Come on.

No, that Gary broke up with me.

No, unfortunately not.

No, we cannot work if it's dangerous.

No!

No! I need a nap.

No.

No.

No. I'm too bloated and constipated.

No. Just connected.

No. Yes.

Nobody saw Liam. You know that, right?

Nope, just Mother Nature's way

Nope. Not ready to punch my ticket yet.

Nope. Told me where you kept the spare key.

Not a keg of beer, asshole! The keg with the money in it!

Not everyone's a thug.

Not my fucking problem.

Not to let you light up in the house anymore.

Nothing goes in your mouth

Nothing you can make with what's in Matty's kitchen.

Nothing, Deb. You're perfect.

Nothing's ever your problem.

Now listen, everybody, remember

Now where are you?

Now why don't you just tell Frank to lay off the weed?

Now you.

Now you're thinking.

Now you're trying to play big sis?

Now, dad, let's get you washed up, huh?

Now, from our earlier discussions,

Now, I know you know where he is, dick breath.

Now...

Of child endangerment and possession,

Of course I know how to use it.

Of course, this is all about you.

Of five years in state prison.

Of having four babies.

Of her five siblings last year.

Of selecting out the weaker baby.

Of that part of the plea bargain.

Oh, come on.

Oh, come on. What are you doing?

Oh, fuck them. He's not retarded.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh, guess. Frank, stop smoking weed!

Oh, my God, oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. What's that smell?

Oh, no, I still got them.

Oh, oh, my goodness. I'm sorry.

Oh, pops, Debbie and Lip asked me

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. No. Dr. Ma?

Oh, that's a good idea.

Oh, that's my ride.

Oh, well, we're down to two babies.

Oh, you're Matt? The Matt?

Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh. Feels good.

Oh. I can't help it.

Oh. Please, honey.

Oh. What, are you mad at me now?

Oh. Yes, finally.

Oh. You like 'em skinny.

Okay wait, wait!

Okay, 'cause it's never about me

Okay, all right.

Okay, Debbie. We need to talk.

Okay, let's power through, come on.

Okay, okay. Come on, come on.

Okay, take the trash out,

Okay, why would she do that?

Okay? I take it back.

Okay? Just hang on.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Fine. I'm dressed.

Okay. Good job, fellas.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Here, take, here.

Okay. Then let's go back to my place.

On the bus this morning.

On underage boys, am I?

On Your Honor's preliminary hearing calendar,

Once a week.

One of my babies is gone?

One, two, three!

One, two, three!

Ooh. We do now.

Or administer any controlled substance.

Or bloating or mucous?

Or I could go to trial.

Or that you got molested.

Or they're gonna put Liam into foster care.

Or this case gumming up the system,

Ow!

Ow!

Ow! Fuck! Ow!

Ow.

People will pay go money for my knowledge.

Please tell me that I love him, okay?

Please, I I I take it back.

Pops?

Pregnant women were talking about.

Probably a bad time to tell her the place got robbed, huh?

Probably if I was there longer.

Put this on top of the dumpster.

Relax, shaft. I'm leaving.

Retarded little Gallagher. Cocaine baby brother.

Said I should've been keeping her in line.

Schmuck.

School.

School.

See you later, gringo.

Sent me a six month 'script. Never knew it wasn't for me.

Seriously, take anything you want.

Serve 90 days in the state penitentiary.

She unlocked my apartment for you?

She's not up yet.

She's out of town.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Simply stated is

Since we have limited time.

Since we have two extra mouths to feed.

Since when did you guys get back together?

Since when? You're never hairy.

Since you just saw me speaking,

Smells good.

Smoking a coke laced bowl of weed

So go find him.

So go find him.

So how long are you in prison if, ah, if you lose?

So how's your day going so far?

So I cut myself.

So I need you to do it too?

So I told my dad that I needed Accutane.

So I'm being kind of protective of him right now. Right?

So my mom and his mom got into this huge fight.

So she dragged me to his house this morning.

So that makes me almost 25.

So what, I'm supposed to drop out of school

So what?

So who stole it?

So why don't you buy yourself a drink

So you're gonna tell me, or I'm gonna shut this

So, I had my prelim hearing.

Some army MPs came by looking for you.

Some busboy she brought home from the restaurant.

Some pretty serious shit at home.

Something wrong?

Sometimes they hide.

Son of a fucking bitch!

Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry.

Sort of.

Sort your shit out.

Speak fucking English!

State of Illinois versus Fiona Gallagher.

Stay here is to take care of Frank.

Steven Seagal here let somebody steal our cash.

Still at home, taking care of the kids.

Still trying to figure out what to call you.

Sucks for you.

Take Liam upstairs.

Take your time.

Taking them away from real criminal cases.

Talk to you later.

Tell me where you've been all this time.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. Appreciate it.

That Gallagher kid's sister

That I'm pulling in these days, yeah.

That means get the fuck up. It's my turn.

That means you'll have a criminal record.

That narcissistic asshole our whole lives.

That she only do 30 days.

That should do it.

That the court will take into consideration

That this is my client's first offense,

That was fun.

That we knew of.

That when the social worker does show up...

That you cut yourself?

That'll make him come back.

That's a good one.

That's because Huey, Dewey, and Louie

That's fine.

That's hilarious.

That's my money, bitches!

That's my money!

That's not so bad, is it?

That's right, and from now on,

That's what's going on.

The bathroom line took forever.

The cocaine removed from the face

The cocktail napkins?

The entropy of a perfect crystal at absolute zero...

The fuck does a squirrel have to do with waffles anyway?

The one time a guy dumped me,

The others sometimes absorb it.

The police report from the arresting officer,

The smell did it, huh?

The state is willing to offer Ms. Gallagher

The state would also recommend that Ms. Gallagher

The super.

The third law of thermodynamics

The White Swallow, in Boystown.

The worst part was not knowing if I'd see you guys again.

Then how do you plead to possession

Then the cops came.

There we go.

There we go.

There we go.

There were his favorites. Why do you care so much?

There you go.

There you go. There you go.

There's a guy out there who's here

There's no way I'm letting it happen again.

These fudge packers got so much snow up your beak,

They could end up in foster care.

They don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

They just go away, poof.

They stole the keg that I keep the money in.

They treat you like cattle.

They try to shave your head?

They want to arrest you for going AWOL.

They're asking for.

They're poisoning you.

Think Gary will get back together with you?

Thinking about all of your mucous.

This algebra crap is redic.

This is my gift to humankind.

This is my trade book.

This is what you're doing?

This stupid fucking computer.

This twink went AWOL a couple days ago

This twink went AWOL a couple days ago

Those fucking kids robbed me!

Till I can get back.

Time's up, lovebirds.

To discuss this matter outside of my courtroom.

To get my assignment in tonight.

To touch.

Told you it was true love, and then disappeared?

Tomorrow.

Totally.

Trust me. You're not.

Ugh! Carl, get Liam away from the stairs.

Ugh.

Um, it's okay if you don't remember.

Unbelievable, someone pays you

Unless we give it to you, buddy.

Until they cry if I feel like it.

V, don't worry.

V, would you stop looking at that shit?

Vavoo? He crapped himself.

Vavoo? He crapped himself.

Very good. All right, come on.

Very little if any.

Wait, so I get probation,

Wait, so your mother was dating two different guys

Wait, wait. The rub and tug money?

Walk with me. I gotta be at Cook County

Walked in on her screwing Vavoo...

Wasn't doing his job.

Wasn't she afraid he'd find out?

Way too many times because of that prick upstairs.

We can't be boyfriend and girlfriend.

We did?

We don't have limited time.

We got old style, Schlitz, Michelob

We got to find Frank

We gotta get you out of here.

We have we have all

We have a great argument for probation.

We have all the time in the world, okay?

We have enough evidence to proceed with possession

We have to be on our best behavior.

We know that entropy is a measure of what?

We mean no more weed.

We'd like to defer to you on this count.

We'll be asking for a minimum

We'll pick this up tomorrow. Don't forget.

We're back to generics from food 4 less

We're gonna put your coat on downstairs.

We're just looking for our brother,

We've been dating a month today.

We've been dumped into foster care

Well, I have the two.

Well, I think we might have a fetal resorption.

Well, I was gonna go meet with my lawyer,

Well, I'm keeping my eye on all of you.

Well, obviously, you're not washing your pubes.

Well, screw them.

Well, we don't get everything we want.

Well, what should I make him for dinner then?

What about co co van? Sheila made it once.

What about Uncle Clayton and Wyatt and Jerry?

What did he do?

What did he do?

What did he say?

What for?

What guy doesn't have pubes on his soap?

What happened?

What have you worked out so far?

What if the social worker had showed up right now?

What kind of keg you looking for?

What should we do till then?

What the fuck are you talking about?

What the hell do you want?

What the hell is that?

What was jail like?

What you need it for, anyway?

What, everyone has a gun?

What?

What?

What's chicken cordon bleu?

What's going on?

What's the matter with you?

What's wrong with me?

When do you think you'll have it?

When he was admitted to the ER.

When the fetus isn't strong enough to survive,

When you're done with work,

When's this thing gonna be done?

Where should I put the money now, Mr. Kevin,

Where the hell have you been?

Where we always do street.

Where we taking him?

Where'd you get all this stuff?

Where's Mickey?

Where's the keg?

Where's the keg?

Where's the manager?

Where's your car?

Which includes an admission of guilt from the defendant,

While you do five years?

While your father was in prison.

Who comes and goes in this place, all right?

Who gives a shit about math?

Who jacked you off in the bathroom,

Who stole it like which one of you fuckers stole my money?

Who you gonna kill?

Who's asking?

Whoa! Whoa!

Whose atoms or molecules or ions

Why are you listening to the doctors?

Why do you think we stole your money?

Why don't we just wait and see what he proposes?

Why don't you molest someone your own age, you geritol fuck?

Why don't you take a look again?

Why would you want to do that?

Why wouldn't I do that?

Why? Where you going?

With mandatory random drug testing

With this plea agreement, you will be a felon.

With your lives.

Women...

Work something out. Come back with a plea bargain.

Working on that blog again, huh?

Would've been taken away.

Wow. Is he a doctor or something?

Wow. That'd be great.

Yeah, and what's in a dorm?

Yeah, don't worry. Everything will be fine.

Yeah, I called for an Uber.

Yeah, Kuzner was getting backne,

Yeah, me too.

Yeah, my parents, they sent me a care package too.

Yeah, no shit!

Yeah, no, we just went through

Yeah, sure, it's not your business

Yeah, that time you came over?

Yeah, that'd be nice

Yeah, that's what friends do.

Yeah, the only reason we're letting you

Yeah, the social worker can bite my ball bag.

Yeah, well, call me, you know, if there's a problem.

Yeah, well, check behind my bladder

Yeah, well, I hope you remember what it tasted like.

Yeah, well, we're very out on our asses

Yeah, well, you'll go next week.

Yeah, you're right. You can totally win.

Yeah?

Yeah? How long?

Yeah? Well, get your ass down there

Yeah? Well, then prove it.

Yeah? What'd they take?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Great. Cool.

Yeah. He wants you to meet two of his friends.

Yeah. Hmm. Fine.

Yeah. I'll talk to you later.

Yeah. That was stupid.

Yes, because your pube loving husband

Yes, honey. Heard you loud and clear.

Yes, it's about me!

Yes, Your Honor.

Yes, Your Honor.

Yes, Your Honor.

Yes. Comprende. Thank you.

Yes. No.

Yes. No. No. Yes.

Yo, anybody coming?

Yo. You the manager?

You better be damn well sure

You called for an Uber?

You calling me gay?

You came all the way down here to talk about my pubes?

You can just make it up to me on our two month anniversary.

You can sober up a little bit.

You can't piss or shit in private.

You can't tell this is a wig?

You don't think I know that?

You don't think I'm blaming myself enough already

You entered a plea of not guilty.

You finished already?

You get any tattoos?

You get the fuck out of my house!

You gonna be okay?

You have qualities they're looking for.

You have to go, Sammi.

You just you gotta date guys your own age.

You just let him shoot a bunch of fucking H!

You just want to make nicey nicey with daddy.

You keep that in a fucking keg?

You know how to use this thing?

You know that was an accident.

You know that, right?

You know what?

You know, I'm just grabbing a book.

You know, it's not like it's my room or anything.

You know, we can still do stuff together.

You know, you're the reason that he left.

You made bail.

You make Justin Bieber look straight.

You mean your retarded brother?

You must meet with your probation officer

You need more proof than this?

You need to call your family.

You okay?

You run a bar on the South Side.

You run a bar on the South Side.

You seen this kid?

You seen this kid?

You shall not engage with any persons involved

You shall not purchase, possess, use, distribute,

You shall refrain from excessive use of alcohol.

You should totally have a family emergency.

You should work for the city.

You signed up for this.

You text me immediately. Okay?

You think you're the first one to come in here

You took the bullets out, right?

You understand what's happening.

You use another dude's soap?

You wanted to have sex?

You will be under house arrest until further notice.

You will not be able to get a government job,

You'd have to plead guilty.

You'll be fine. It's just a formality.

You'll turn against me, you mark my words.

You're a first time offender,

You're an animal.

You're camped out in front of.

You're goddamn right we don't.

You're gonna freak yourself out.

You're his guardian.

You're just staring at that one guy working?

You're lucky we don't bounce you to the curb.

You're never in the mood.

You're not as dumb as you look.

You're not retarded.

You're right, you're right.

You're supposed to be providing security.

You're tweaking like a little bitch

Your coke, your boyfriend,

Your dad's dying, Ian.

Your family's worried about you.

Your fucked up life!

Your Honor, in exchange for a guilty plea

Your request from 200 hours of parenting

Your retarded brother has friends?

Your retarded brother has friends?

Your ride's... over there.

16? I don't know.

25 bucks for your ass, huh?

25 bucks only buys you one dance.

30 per Who came up with that?

30 poun Maybe in your ass, man.

60 days? 90 tops?

90 days or less.

50/50? It's my bar. My whores.

Almost fell. It's okay.

and child endangerment. Child endangerment?

And he almost died. Where were you last night?

Are the other two okay? Yeah.

Are we understood? Yeah.

Babe. Taking care of what's mine.

Beat on me. Why you?

before they come out? Probably not.

Breathe, okay? Shit.

Breathe. Oh, God.

But she didn't. These kids

Bye. Bye

C c c cocaine baby brother. Cocaine baby brother.

Come here, bud. Where you going?

Come here, buddy. Who's this?

Come on. Hurry. All right.

Everything's great, Roger. Good.

Frank! We almost lost you.

Fuck off. I like 'em rough.

Fucking stage name? 25 bucks gets you a dance.

Get out of here! Ow!

Got that? Got it, got it.

He needs his electrolytes. Okay.

Hello? Hey.

How is he? He's alive.

I Jesus!

I didn't do it on purpose. Yeah, but you did it!

I don't have anything till 5:00.

I don't trust the banks. Kev, that's my money.

I made a mistake. You're guilty.

I was totally gonna. Oh.

I'll fuck it loose for you. Ew!

I'll hop on the El. What about Fiona?

I'll talk to you later. Okay.

I'm not guilty! Liam almost died!

I'm on it. Thank you.

I'm sorry. It's okay, dad.

Ian Gallagher. He's at work.

in your life. We could order a pizza.

Is that everything? Yes, Your Honor, it is.

Is that okay, buddy? Okay.

Is that still your plea? Absolutely, Your Honor.

It was an accident. You almost killed Liam!

Jack yourself off. Fine.

Jesus! Oh, shit.

Kevin. Hey, baby.

Like, while you're in class. Ah, no. That's okay.

Lip... There you are.

Look at you. Hey, buddy!

Matt's. Who's Matt?

Miami. Is that where you're from?

Mm mm. Mm hmm.

Mm mm. Stop it. Aw, come on, V.

Must have had too many oxys. Save it.

No, it doesn't. Yes, it does.

Not for 30% I'm not. What's going on?

Nothing spiritual either. Hey.

Oh, God! Okay.

Oh, hey, breathe. Dear God.

Oh, understand? We've lived with

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Oh. Oh, God.

Okay? He's at our other location.

Okay. Hey.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. What's that smell?

Okay. Fine. Good.

Or if you have a request. What?

Ordered. Very good.

Peek at a titty. Mm mm.

She the pregnant one? Mm hmm.

So I bear arms. It's the constitution.

stand on this case? Your Honor,

That so difficult? Ow!

This face. Hey, Liam.

Warm. Scrub up.

We're 50/50. Bullshit.

We're just having fun. Shut the fuck up.

What, no Kev? Work.

What? I warned you. Now go!

What? Shh.

What? Then my mother found out.

What? Tommy, shut up!

What's on his face? Oh, my God!

When am I ever gonna use it? Probably all the time.

Where? In the damn keg!

while she's out of town. Deb.

who's on my left. Good morning.

who's on my left. Good morning.

With Liam? Yeah.

Worked with Matty. Okay, like what?

Yeah! Good news.

Yeah. So if we say no more weed...

Yes, Your Honor, we ha Except for one point.

Yes, Your Honor. Yes, Your Honor.

Yes? Yes.

Yikes. But we're all good.

You don't know that. Yes, I do.

You know, go to movies... Perfect. Sounds fun.

You remember that? Look, you little tweaker.

You wearing cologne? No.

You? No.

You're dismissed. What's going on?

...Tumblr drinking blogs there are out there?

'cause his parents don't want him to have a baby.

'cause I've been peeing, like, 50 times a day.

'Cause that guy over there looks like he may want a dance.

♪ and I'll be a frick and you'll be my frack ♪

♪ and I'll be a frick and you'll be my frack ♪

♪ and we'll tango down to the end of the tracks ♪

♪ as I come ♪

♪ bad boy ♪

♪ bad boy, bad, bad boy ♪

♪ break through the darkness ♪

♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪

♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪

♪ don't break through ♪

♪ don't break through ♪

♪ don't break through, oh, darkness ♪

♪ don't stop turning up the heat ♪

♪ don't you know it's a vital need ♪

♪ ever close to ♪

♪ every step of the way I got your back ♪

♪ for I know that ♪

♪ get down, you gotta lead ♪

♪ I was there, always there ♪

♪ into the darkness ♪

♪ it's insanity, chemistry ♪

♪ keep using it, doing it ♪

♪ know that it's not for naught ♪

♪ know that they're not for naught ♪

♪ moving your body ♪

♪ need a reason ♪

♪ pressing against me ♪

♪ round up the friends you got ♪

♪ that you speak of? ♪

♪ that you speak of? ♪

♪ that's what you are ♪

♪ the laughter at my punch lines ♪

♪ think of all the luck you got ♪

♪ turn it up, turn it up ♪

♪ turning up the heat ♪

♪ well, get down, you gotta try ♪

♪ what I've done is wrong ♪

♪ what is this downside ♪

♪ what is this downside ♪

♪ what is this feeling ♪

♪ what is this feeling ♪

♪ yeah ♪

♪ you don't ♪

♪ you were beaming once before ♪

♪ you were willing once before ♪

♪ you, a partner in all my crimes ♪

♪ you'll always know that I've got your back ♪

♪ you'll give it up for me ♪

♪ you'll like what you see ♪

♪ you'll like what you see ♪

♪ you're no good for me ♪

♪ you're no good for me ♪

♪ you're so sure of? ♪

♪ you're so sure of? ♪

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