A really, really good college.
A really, really good college. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
A verdant buffer zone from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Ah, Glen. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
And certainly no more sexual harassment suits.
And certainly no more sexual harassment suits. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
And humiliating anyone who's a little bit different?
And humiliating anyone who's a little bit different? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
And it's so easy to swallow. Mmm. Wow, Glen
And it's so easy to swallow. Mmm. Wow, Glen from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
And my advice to you is to stop worrying
And my advice to you is to stop worrying from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
And my whole life is riding on an A in this class.
And my whole life is riding on an A in this class. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
And nothing you can say or do or stamp
And nothing you can say or do or stamp from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
And now it's nothing! Nada!
And now it's nothing! Nada! from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
And the pages were... You are a rotten egg.
And the pages were... You are a rotten egg. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
And this'll be the bath..
And this'll be the bath.. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
And you look like her! from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
B? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
B.K.E., B.K.E., brotherhood, brotherhood, you and me!
B.K.E., B.K.E., brotherhood, brotherhood, you and me! from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Bartleby! Hey. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Be the best years of your life.
Be the best years of your life. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Because people forget the most important rule.
Because people forget the most important rule. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Because, well, it's the only place I got accepted
Because, well, it's the only place I got accepted from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
But they said it's only for journalism majors.
But they said it's only for journalism majors. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
But this... from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Bye, honey. Seat belts. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Bye, Monica. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Close the door from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
College is a service industry
College is a service industry from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
College is for pussies! from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Come here, honey. Come on.
Come here, honey. Come on. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Come on. It's a gateway crime. What?
Come on. It's a gateway crime. What? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Come on. Please, I figured, who needs a life's savings, right?
Come on. Please, I figured, who needs a life's savings, right? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Comin' right up. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Coming through! from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Congratulations. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Don't ask me how I know that.
Don't ask me how I know that. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Dude, I swear, if one more person tells me
Dude, I swear, if one more person tells me from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Earnings Before Interest, Taxes and Amortization
Earnings Before Interest, Taxes and Amortization from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Er, was it G? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Everyone, from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Everyone, please quiet down.
Everyone, please quiet down. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Excuse me. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Excuse me. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, everybody.
Excuse me. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, everybody. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Floyd Pambrose. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
For the safety of the public, I can't let you drive a bus.
For the safety of the public, I can't let you drive a bus. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Fortunately, Mom and Dad are on speed dial.
Fortunately, Mom and Dad are on speed dial. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Get off me, you idiot. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Give me some nice cat things.
Give me some nice cat things. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Glen, you got to take that shirt off, pal
Glen, you got to take that shirt off, pal from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Go ahead! from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Go with what you feel. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Go. Go up there right now. Go, man, go!
Go. Go up there right now. Go, man, go! from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Good addition, sir from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Gotta hand it to you, B from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Gotta up the gorgeous quotient.
Gotta up the gorgeous quotient. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Guys, let's get the music back up! Come on!
Guys, let's get the music back up! Come on! from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
He'll be fine. Mom! from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
He's a drunk, he's a degenerate, and he's looney tunes
He's a drunk, he's a degenerate, and he's looney tunes from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Hello, everyone. Now, welcome to Parents' Day.
Hello, everyone. Now, welcome to Parents' Day. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Hello, sir. Um, we're from South Harmon.
Hello, sir. Um, we're from South Harmon. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Hey o! Oh! God! from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Hey, have you seen Schrader?
Hey, have you seen Schrader? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Hey, Hoyt. Hey, what are you doin'?
Hey, Hoyt. Hey, what are you doin'? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Hey, Rory. What's goin' on? Oh, hey. What? Fine. Nothing.
Hey, Rory. What's goin' on? Oh, hey. What? Fine. Nothing. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Hey, Schrad, do you know any places up near Harmon we can rent?
Hey, Schrad, do you know any places up near Harmon we can rent? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Hey, this is great! from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Hey! B, oh, my gosh, that was fantastic.
Hey! B, oh, my gosh, that was fantastic. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Hey. Hey. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Honey. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Honey. I'm okay. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Hope you guys have hobo stab insurance.
Hope you guys have hobo stab insurance. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
How about that drink? Can I get you a drink?
How about that drink? Can I get you a drink? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
How you doin'? Yeah! You the man.
How you doin'? Yeah! You the man. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
How'd you know about this place?
How'd you know about this place? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
How's the processing? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
However, from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Huh? What? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
I agree with you, sir. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
I became envious of Pete The Gooch Goochman
I became envious of Pete The Gooch Goochman from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
I can't believe this. But it's a dorm room.
I can't believe this. But it's a dorm room. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
I didn't have to go to gym class for a whole year
I didn't have to go to gym class for a whole year from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
I just messed up. I really messed up.
I just messed up. I really messed up. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
I love it. A lot of anti Semitism, but under the rug, you know.
I love it. A lot of anti Semitism, but under the rug, you know. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
I thought you were supposed to tell us.
I thought you were supposed to tell us. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
I told you so. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
I want to learn how to blow shit up with my mind.
I want to learn how to blow shit up with my mind. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
I would much rather be the first generation of Schrader
I would much rather be the first generation of Schrader from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
I... Yeah. Tell your mother I would love to mow the lawn. Really?
I... Yeah. Tell your mother I would love to mow the lawn. Really? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
I'd say this is pretty big.
I'd say this is pretty big. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
I'll catch up with you from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
I'm done fishing singles out of my G string.
I'm done fishing singles out of my G string. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
I'm working with some very unstable herbs!
I'm working with some very unstable herbs! from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
I'm, I'm looking for Schrader, actually. Have you seen him?
I'm, I'm looking for Schrader, actually. Have you seen him? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
I've wanted one since I was a kid, though.
I've wanted one since I was a kid, though. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
If I could bang one woman in the world it'd be Carly Simon,
If I could bang one woman in the world it'd be Carly Simon, from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
If you want to be somebody, you go to college.
If you want to be somebody, you go to college. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
In life, it's important to distinguish between need and want.
In life, it's important to distinguish between need and want. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Is that I really want to learn how to slow things down.
Is that I really want to learn how to slow things down. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Is this great or is this great?
Is this great or is this great? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
It gets me. And dairy products.
It gets me. And dairy products. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
It will be totally calm from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
It would be really cool from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
It's fine. It's a good learning environment
It's fine. It's a good learning environment from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
It's gonna be fun. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
It's like cleaning up your room, you know?
It's like cleaning up your room, you know? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
It's never too late, sir.
It's never too late, sir. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
It's pretty cool, man, but I gotta go.
It's pretty cool, man, but I gotta go. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Kiki Dee. Got a job for you, kid.
Kiki Dee. Got a job for you, kid. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Let's go find him. Oh! from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Let's start this fake college. And then we'll go start a meth lab somewhere.
Let's start this fake college. And then we'll go start a meth lab somewhere. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Listen, you insolent little snot,
Listen, you insolent little snot, from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Listen. If I'm paying for it, I'm meeting with the dean.
Listen. If I'm paying for it, I'm meeting with the dean. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Loser. Loser. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Maybe you wanted to be a magician or an artist.
Maybe you wanted to be a magician or an artist. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Monica? What are you doing here?
Monica? What are you doing here? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Move, fool. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Mow your lawn? Yeah. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Mr. Gaines, have you employed a faculty or not?
Mr. Gaines, have you employed a faculty or not? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
No frills around here. Oh, none at all.
No frills around here. Oh, none at all. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
No reason. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
No room for Rory, who's been working
No room for Rory, who's been working from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
No, you didn't! Damn! from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
No. I'm not gonna tell you. I will tell you this.
No. I'm not gonna tell you. I will tell you this. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Nobody got in anywhere else?
Nobody got in anywhere else? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
None of that, uh, that ivy, or gargoyles, or mahogany, it's the real deal.
None of that, uh, that ivy, or gargoyles, or mahogany, it's the real deal. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Nothin' like gettin' a load off!
Nothin' like gettin' a load off! from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Nothing more. Gotcha. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Now I can't remember anything
Now I can't remember anything from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
O ye of little faith. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Oh, and by the way, from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Oh, it's the mascot? Yeah.
Oh, it's the mascot? Yeah. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Oh, my gosh. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Oh, my... Holy shit. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Oh, no, no, no. That would be totally unacceptable.
Oh, no, no, no. That would be totally unacceptable. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Oh, that's right, I did. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Oh, that's so nobody accidentally gets thrown out.
Oh, that's so nobody accidentally gets thrown out. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Oh, we have a deal with Amazon.
Oh, we have a deal with Amazon. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Oh, yeah. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Oh. I'll ask them to pick me up here.
Oh. I'll ask them to pick me up here. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Okay, actually your meeting room's been changed to the Grand Hall.
Okay, actually your meeting room's been changed to the Grand Hall. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Okay, I'll give you decent.
Okay, I'll give you decent. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Okay, let's go! from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Okay. Quick, quick, quick, everybody say Cheers!
Okay. Quick, quick, quick, everybody say Cheers! from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Please. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Present and accounted for.
Present and accounted for. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Questionable at best. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Ready, set, go. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Representing Harmon College.
Representing Harmon College. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Say, Hi, I'm the dean, whatever.
Say, Hi, I'm the dean, whatever. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Schrader, no. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Schrader, what about you? Well, B, I'm glad you asked, actually.
Schrader, what about you? Well, B, I'm glad you asked, actually. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Schrader. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Schrads! Hey, no time for chit chat, my friend.
Schrads! Hey, no time for chit chat, my friend. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Sherman Schrader, you rock!
Sherman Schrader, you rock! from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Shit! from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Since I got boned, hard, by every college I applied to.
Since I got boned, hard, by every college I applied to. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
So my advisor said it would be best not to take either one, or something,
So my advisor said it would be best not to take either one, or something, from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
So that we can demolish them to make room
So that we can demolish them to make room from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
So, is that it, Mr. Gaines?
So, is that it, Mr. Gaines? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
So, welcome one and all. Excuse me, everyone.
So, welcome one and all. Excuse me, everyone. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
So, why can't the opposite be true?
So, why can't the opposite be true? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
South Harmon is... It's a college,
South Harmon is... It's a college, from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Stalking's an ugly word from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Sure, anything. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Tell me what classes you're taking.
Tell me what classes you're taking. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Thank you so much! from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Thank you so much. Yeah, sure.
Thank you so much. Yeah, sure. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
That brothers can share. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
That I do. Right. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
That there are no tests, or essays,
That there are no tests, or essays, from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
That when you see one, you know it.
That when you see one, you know it. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
That's in case of an earthquake.
That's in case of an earthquake. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
That's not a metaphor. That's a metaphor
That's not a metaphor. That's a metaphor from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
That's right. Legacy! from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
That's the kind of group think mob mentality that's dumbing down America
That's the kind of group think mob mentality that's dumbing down America from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
That's, uh, the mascot. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
The dean? Jesus. Mother of hell!
The dean? Jesus. Mother of hell! from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
The true purpose of education is to stimulate the creativity
The true purpose of education is to stimulate the creativity from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
The wood speaks to you? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
There's a wait list for that one.
There's a wait list for that one. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
These are my students from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
They all paid to come here.
They all paid to come here. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
This board does not reject innovation,
This board does not reject innovation, from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
This is unconscionable. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
This party's off the hook!
This party's off the hook! from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
True from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Uh, from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Uh, perhaps young Sherman didn't share this with you.
Uh, perhaps young Sherman didn't share this with you. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Uh, we disbanded. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Uh, we extended orientation. You're fine.
Uh, we extended orientation. You're fine. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Uh, whoa, Glen. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, she...
Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, she... from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Um, Gaines, for what it's worth
Um, Gaines, for what it's worth from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Um, I... I didn't get into Yale.
Um, I... I didn't get into Yale. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Um, we have a wonderful guided tour planned
Um, we have a wonderful guided tour planned from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Um, you know, I know it's really late,
Um, you know, I know it's really late, from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
We gotta find a dean. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
We just have to focus on essential areas.
We just have to focus on essential areas. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
We say yes to your hopes.
We say yes to your hopes. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
We're all goin' to college, okay?
We're all goin' to college, okay? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
We're just glad Larry got in someplace.
We're just glad Larry got in someplace. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Welcome to South Harmon Institute of Technology!
Welcome to South Harmon Institute of Technology! from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
What are you? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
What do you mean? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
What is happening? I'll tell you what's happening.
What is happening? I'll tell you what's happening. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
What is it? Cops? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
What is that supposed to mean?
What is that supposed to mean? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
What the devil is that? Oh.
What the devil is that? Oh. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
What the... What the hell is that?
What the... What the hell is that? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
What? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
What? What the... Holy shit!
What? What the... Holy shit! from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
What's going on here? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
What's he doing? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
What's this? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
What's up, B? How you doin'? What's up?
What's up, B? How you doin'? What's up? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
What's wrong with saying, Hey! Nice tits.
What's wrong with saying, Hey! Nice tits. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Which is good, because you know I'm not really in the mood
Which is good, because you know I'm not really in the mood from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Whoa. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
With a shared common purpose of a higher education.
With a shared common purpose of a higher education. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Wow, thank you, Dad. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Yay! from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Yeah from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Yeah, come on, every school's gotta have a paper.
Yeah, come on, every school's gotta have a paper. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Yeah, it's pretty cool. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Yeah, well, I guess the secret's out.
Yeah, well, I guess the secret's out. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Yeah! from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Yeah. I mean, well, I'm taking a bunch of classes
Yeah. I mean, well, I'm taking a bunch of classes from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Yeah. What was the problem?
Yeah. What was the problem? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Yes. We will, because of the blue and the sparse walls.
Yes. We will, because of the blue and the sparse walls. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Yes. Yeah! from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
You are in college, aren't you?
You are in college, aren't you? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
You didn't have enough extracurriculars.
You didn't have enough extracurriculars. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
You get your stuff together. You meet us in the car
You get your stuff together. You meet us in the car from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
You got any literature on this place?
You got any literature on this place? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
You know what? Maybe he's retarded.
You know what? Maybe he's retarded. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
You know what? You're a criminal.
You know what? You're a criminal. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
You know, you're missing the whole party.
You know, you're missing the whole party. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
You look like Carly Simon!
You look like Carly Simon! from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
You're gonna be great, man. Just go do your thing
You're gonna be great, man. Just go do your thing from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Your college does have a dean, doesn't it?
Your college does have a dean, doesn't it? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Your dad's gonna want to see that. I know him, he's a hard ass
Your dad's gonna want to see that. I know him, he's a hard ass from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Your mother and I can't wait to drop you off.
Your mother and I can't wait to drop you off. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
18 pizza pockets. What? No, no, no. 3...
18 pizza pockets. What? No, no, no. 3... from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Anatomy? Anatomy? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
B! Oh, hey, Schrader from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
Yo! Ah, there's my college man.
Yo! Ah, there's my college man. from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
'Cause you don't need teachers or classrooms
'Cause you don't need teachers or classrooms from Accepted (2006) Soundboard
'Cause you gotta remember, it's not just about us anymore, okay?
'Cause you gotta remember, it's not just about us anymore, okay? from Accepted (2006) Soundboard