A A And isn't that what you ultimately want for us? from Accepted (2006)
A And what college are you attending right now? Sorry? from Accepted (2006)
A around the grounds and the campus, from Accepted (2006)
A bird in the hand, dude. A bird in the hand. from Accepted (2006)
A diamond in the rough. from Accepted (2006)
A facility, a curriculum and a faculty. from Accepted (2006)
A health services center? No. from Accepted (2006)
A legacy that inspires future students from Accepted (2006)
A library? from Accepted (2006)
A little bit about the philosophy here at South Harmon? from Accepted (2006)
A sandwich? Yes. from Accepted (2006)
A school must meet three requirements. from Accepted (2006)
A service industry? from Accepted (2006)
A single rate of income tax eliminates loopholes, from Accepted (2006)
Abernathy Darwin Dunlap, sir. from Accepted (2006)
About no carbs and higher reps the other day from Accepted (2006)
Acceptance is just one click away? from Accepted (2006)
Actually, can you just give me just one sec, okay? Thanks. from Accepted (2006)
Actually, Hoyt, um, from Accepted (2006)
Actually, I had a really hard time finding this place. from Accepted (2006)
Ah ah. Okay. from Accepted (2006)
Ah, cool. Awesome. Thank you, that was great! from Accepted (2006)
Ah, great speech. from Accepted (2006)
Ah, touché. Ahh. from Accepted (2006)
Ah, wonderful! Vice Principal Matthews! from Accepted (2006)
Ah, you want to start playing some music, please? from Accepted (2006)
Ah! That was my next guess. My next guess. from Accepted (2006)
Ah. Thank you for coming by. from Accepted (2006)
Ahoy! Scallywags and scally ladies. from Accepted (2006)
Albert Einstein, you know. from Accepted (2006)
All I ever wanted was a run of the mill college experience. from Accepted (2006)
All our lives we've been told what to learn. from Accepted (2006)
All right, come on, guys. Let's get out of here. from Accepted (2006)
All right, don't worry. I'll... I'll figure a way to get them out of there. from Accepted (2006)
All right, let's get serious, man. from Accepted (2006)
All right, please remember, Ben, this is serious, all right? from Accepted (2006)
All right, so we're doing it. from Accepted (2006)
All right. from Accepted (2006)
All right. All right. from Accepted (2006)
All right. Hello. from Accepted (2006)
All right. I got to get out of here, pal. from Accepted (2006)
All right. Thank you, smiley. from Accepted (2006)
All right. Where is that asshole? from Accepted (2006)
All the sexually repressed energy. Oh. from Accepted (2006)
Allowances and exemptions from Accepted (2006)
American education is in the shitter. from Accepted (2006)
An economic boom. from Accepted (2006)
An explosion of flavor! from Accepted (2006)
And a fake ID. No! That's ridiculous. from Accepted (2006)
And anatomy. from Accepted (2006)
And being an accomplice to fraud! from Accepted (2006)
And classic good looks. from Accepted (2006)
And do me a favor. Enjoy your time here. from Accepted (2006)
And easy on the lime there, Eraserhead. from Accepted (2006)
And enjoy the game show that you host. Bye bye. from Accepted (2006)
And even then, it's still a long shot. from Accepted (2006)
And flushing your brains down the toilet. from Accepted (2006)
And go on and take your tour, okay? from Accepted (2006)
And Harmon wants to buy this property, from Accepted (2006)
And he snaps one off! from Accepted (2006)
And he washed out. from Accepted (2006)
And how many of you got in to the other places you applied to? from Accepted (2006)
And I am damn proud of that fact. from Accepted (2006)
And I appreciate the smile. from Accepted (2006)
And I can pay you all four years in advance. from Accepted (2006)
And I can see it on your faces. from Accepted (2006)
And I can't open the... Stop it! from Accepted (2006)
And I invite you to confirm that from Accepted (2006)
And I know that it is a truth from Accepted (2006)
And I think we need to do something about it ASAP. from Accepted (2006)
And I was a little shy, and, uh... from Accepted (2006)
And I was allowed to study in my dreams? from Accepted (2006)
And I was thinking clap on disco ball. from Accepted (2006)
And I'll bring my notes. Okay, see you then. from Accepted (2006)
And I'm actually having a party at my house beforehand. from Accepted (2006)
And I'm looking to pursue my degree in English from Accepted (2006)
And I'm psyched for you, pal, 'cause you're my best friend and I love you. from Accepted (2006)
And in that regard you have certainly succeeded. from Accepted (2006)
And indoctrinating them into a life long hell of debt and indecision. from Accepted (2006)
And it's too bad that you judge us by the way we look from Accepted (2006)
And keep your voice down. People are playing. from Accepted (2006)
And Monica. from Accepted (2006)
And my mom used to cry because she thought I would never be, from Accepted (2006)
And nobody really seems to know about you guys. from Accepted (2006)
And not by who we are. from Accepted (2006)
And now Harmon College will have from Accepted (2006)
And physics. And aerodynamics. from Accepted (2006)
And put it in terms they can understand. from Accepted (2006)
And seriously, bro, I'm... I'm beginning to question from Accepted (2006)
And she'll be more than happy to help you out with that. Okay? from Accepted (2006)
And someone get a rabbi down here to bless this chicken. from Accepted (2006)
And something just occurred to me. from Accepted (2006)
And the first rule is you go to college. Mmm hmm. from Accepted (2006)
And the first step is to from Accepted (2006)
And the passions of the student body. from Accepted (2006)
And then there's this art photography class, from Accepted (2006)
And then we'll do things our way. from Accepted (2006)
And then, you're. from Accepted (2006)
And this is from Accepted (2006)
And this right here, from Accepted (2006)
And to Mr. Gaines I say you will be hearing from our attorneys. from Accepted (2006)
And we all know that all we're doing from Accepted (2006)
And we are honored by their presence. from Accepted (2006)
And we got that by the shitload at South Harmon. from Accepted (2006)
And we rock our faces off. from Accepted (2006)
And we'll be S.H.I.T. heads forever from Accepted (2006)
And we'll never forget the ideals that were instilled in us from Accepted (2006)
And we'll never stop growing, from Accepted (2006)
And we're killing aliens, dude. from Accepted (2006)
And we're recreating the scene from The Untouchables from Accepted (2006)
And welcome to S.H.I.T.! from Accepted (2006)
And welcome, everyone in the spillover class. from Accepted (2006)
And well connected parents this year, I guess. from Accepted (2006)
And what's the worst thing that can happen? You get bit in the ass! from Accepted (2006)
And when they begin that long journey from Accepted (2006)
And you know what? I didn't, either. from Accepted (2006)
And you're wearing a shirt that says you're in high school. from Accepted (2006)
And your future's lookin' really good, from Accepted (2006)
And your methodology is from Accepted (2006)
And your structure, and your ivory towers, from Accepted (2006)
And, also, it was your idea to put Acceptance is just one click away. from Accepted (2006)
And, hey, it was nice to meet, um, see you. Talk to you. from Accepted (2006)
And, uh, business from Accepted (2006)
And, uh, we're very glad you could be here. from Accepted (2006)
And, um, you know on the website how it said, from Accepted (2006)
And... And... And that day something happened in my life from Accepted (2006)
Answer the question. from Accepted (2006)
Anything you want, not money related. from Accepted (2006)
Approach education so rationally. from Accepted (2006)
Are you having fun? from Accepted (2006)
Are you high? You're huffing grass? from Accepted (2006)
Are you high? You're huffing grass? from Accepted (2006)
Are you huffing? Oh, God. No. from Accepted (2006)
Are you kidding me? No way. Why not? from Accepted (2006)
Are you kidding? from Accepted (2006)
Are you saying you don't want to go to college? from Accepted (2006)
Are you serious? Yes. from Accepted (2006)
Are you with them from Accepted (2006)
Are... Are you okay? from Accepted (2006)
Aren't you that guy? from Accepted (2006)
As a matter of fact, it is! That's why I said it. from Accepted (2006)
As fate would have it, I recall your room being right next to mine. from Accepted (2006)
As in serve us, as opposed to the other way around. from Accepted (2006)
As parents, I mean, is... is that, is possibilities. from Accepted (2006)
As well as encourages payments from Accepted (2006)
As your de facto consigliere my advice to you is to shut this down immediately. from Accepted (2006)
Ask me about my wiener! from Accepted (2006)
Ask me about my wiener! from Accepted (2006)
Ask me about my wiener! That's amazing. from Accepted (2006)
Asshole. from Accepted (2006)
At our place. from Accepted (2006)
At South Harmon, we like to begin each semester from Accepted (2006)
At South Harmon, we say yes to you! from Accepted (2006)
At South Harmon, we say yes to you! from Accepted (2006)
Atta baby. The beginning of good things. from Accepted (2006)
Aw, God, look, where the hell is everybody? from Accepted (2006)
Aw, I don't know. I had... I had to pick up some stuff. from Accepted (2006)
Aw, man. from Accepted (2006)
Aw, my God, you saw that. I'm embarrassed. from Accepted (2006)
Aw, no, no, no. He said two dozen eggs, Mom. from Accepted (2006)
Aw, no! You guys rock! from Accepted (2006)
Aw, shit. from Accepted (2006)
Aw, thank God. Thank God. I got in! from Accepted (2006)
Aw, this is preposterous. from Accepted (2006)
Awesome! And I was wondering from Accepted (2006)
B, is there anything that you're not incredibly amazing at? from Accepted (2006)
B, look, let's just cut our losses, okay? from Accepted (2006)
B, there can't honestly be a class called Bullshitting 236. from Accepted (2006)
B, this is so cheesy, in the greatest way. from Accepted (2006)
B, you gotta tell these people to go home. from Accepted (2006)
B! We have a problem. from Accepted (2006)
B.K.E., B.K.E. brotherhood, brotherhood, you and me! from Accepted (2006)
Band, hey! from Accepted (2006)
Banning minorities from your yacht club. No? from Accepted (2006)
Bartleby Gaines. Come on up here, buddy! from Accepted (2006)
Bartleby screwed around and now he's not goin' to college. from Accepted (2006)
Bartleby, are you experimenting with alcohol? from Accepted (2006)
Bartleby, Bartleby! from Accepted (2006)
Bartleby, uh, oh, my God, this is amazing! from Accepted (2006)
Bartleby! from Accepted (2006)
Bartleby! Hey! Oh, hey, Mr. Schrader. I was actually just... from Accepted (2006)
Bartleby! Hiya, kid! from Accepted (2006)
Bartleby. Hey, how are you? Hey, how you doing? from Accepted (2006)
Bartleby. Hey, what, are you stalking me or something? from Accepted (2006)
Battle Royale! from Accepted (2006)
Because certain photography classes from Accepted (2006)
Because he was sexually harassing me from Accepted (2006)
Because it's required for brotherhood. from Accepted (2006)
Because today we're gonna ask the customer. from Accepted (2006)
Because we'll never stop learning, from Accepted (2006)
Because you don't know how to run a college. from Accepted (2006)
Because you were terrified of the tooth fairy. from Accepted (2006)
Before you spontaneously combust. from Accepted (2006)
Both Lewis and Clark. from Accepted (2006)
Bravo, guys. Great. Both of you guys. from Accepted (2006)
But all that is about to change. from Accepted (2006)
But as the graduating class, we wanted to leave behind from Accepted (2006)
But good luck, have fun. Go, Harmon. from Accepted (2006)
But he didn't have any place to go. from Accepted (2006)
But I can still sit down! from Accepted (2006)
But I get to bring my house. from Accepted (2006)
But I just kind of want to figure out from Accepted (2006)
But I think this could work. from Accepted (2006)
But I was like, He got to make out with Monica Moreland. from Accepted (2006)
But it must be watched carefully. from Accepted (2006)
But not me, right? I can't have that. from Accepted (2006)
But out of that desperation, something happened that was so amazing. from Accepted (2006)
But prom is coming up soon, you know? It's okay. Yes. from Accepted (2006)
But thank you, again. Yeah, s sure. from Accepted (2006)
But that was back when I was drinking. from Accepted (2006)
But then I realized, from Accepted (2006)
But they said it's for fine arts majors. from Accepted (2006)
But tradition of what? from Accepted (2006)
But we need a plan, dude. We need a plan now. from Accepted (2006)
But we need some sort of, like, mission statement or something. from Accepted (2006)
But you could call me A.D.D., from Accepted (2006)
But you don't have to give her roofies. from Accepted (2006)
But, um, I ended up not being able to. But, you know, it's okay. from Accepted (2006)
But, um, last minute and everything, from Accepted (2006)
Buyers and sellers! from Accepted (2006)
By clearing our minds and doing some deep breathing. from Accepted (2006)
By Dean Richard Van Horne, from Accepted (2006)
By examining our personal life experiences. from Accepted (2006)
By pushing me up against the locker and I said I felt something. from Accepted (2006)
Bye bye. Bye. from Accepted (2006)
Bye, hon. No biting! from Accepted (2006)
Bye, Lizzie. Bye! from Accepted (2006)
Bye! from Accepted (2006)
Can expect to make about $20,000 a year in the current job market. from Accepted (2006)
Can I have this? Come here, let me talk to you. from Accepted (2006)
Can I help you with something? from Accepted (2006)
Can I help you with something? from Accepted (2006)
Can I take your blazer for you? from Accepted (2006)
Can I... Can I just get your attention for one minute? from Accepted (2006)
Can take that away from us! So go! from Accepted (2006)
Can you hold that? Yeah. from Accepted (2006)
Cheap, zen, beautiful. I like it. Hands, what about you? from Accepted (2006)
Check the cobbler. Glug, glug, glug. from Accepted (2006)
Cheers! from Accepted (2006)
Classes? from Accepted (2006)
Close it! from Accepted (2006)
Co Come on, Bartleby, that was 7th grade. from Accepted (2006)
Colleges don't just spring up out of the ground overnight. from Accepted (2006)
Come on up! I know you know this one! from Accepted (2006)
Come on, Bartleby. The jig's up. from Accepted (2006)
Come on, Glen, you can't keep stringing us along. from Accepted (2006)
Come on, hurry. from Accepted (2006)
Come on! from Accepted (2006)
Come on. Insurance? What's gonna happen? from Accepted (2006)
Come on. Sign up for one. No. No, Bartleby, no. from Accepted (2006)
Come on. You're... This... from Accepted (2006)
Come, come with me. Okay. from Accepted (2006)
Congratulations, you've been accepted! from Accepted (2006)
Cool. from Accepted (2006)
Cool. Thanks, D. from Accepted (2006)
Corey Feldman and Corey Haim. from Accepted (2006)
Could we get the next in line, please? No, we're not. Stay there! from Accepted (2006)
Could you explain that to us a little more? from Accepted (2006)
Could you sign a copy of your book for me? from Accepted (2006)
Couldn't get in anywhere, though, from Accepted (2006)
Couldn't help myself. from Accepted (2006)
Coveted woodcarving award and next day, from Accepted (2006)
Crushes my skull with a baseball bat. from Accepted (2006)
Curious campers. from Accepted (2006)
Dad, especially to you. from Accepted (2006)
Dad, now is not the... the... the best time to talk. from Accepted (2006)
Dad, you know, he's a busy guy, though, you know, from Accepted (2006)
Dad. from Accepted (2006)
Damn it. from Accepted (2006)
Deal. from Accepted (2006)
Dean Lewis! Sit down. from Accepted (2006)
Dean Van Horne is right. from Accepted (2006)
Dear Bartleby, from Accepted (2006)
Decent party. from Accepted (2006)
Diane, can't you wait till we get to the restaurant? from Accepted (2006)
Diane, pick up! Honey! Is it you? from Accepted (2006)
Did it teach you to follow your heart, from Accepted (2006)
Did you always want to be school administrators? from Accepted (2006)
Did you crack him? from Accepted (2006)
Did you have any cake? from Accepted (2006)
Did you just say you got accepted here? from Accepted (2006)
Did you say South Harmon? from Accepted (2006)
Did... Did the system really work out for you? from Accepted (2006)
Dinner's at 8:00. Wait, Dad, Dad, Dad, I can't... I can't... Aw, shit. from Accepted (2006)
Do I get hair gel now, or do I have to go and buy my own? from Accepted (2006)
Do I have to spoon feed it to you? from Accepted (2006)
Do me a favor, ask me about my wiener really quickly. from Accepted (2006)
Do you have a course book? A comprehensive list of your available classes? from Accepted (2006)
Do you have faculty present? from Accepted (2006)
Do you know what will happen to me if I get caught? from Accepted (2006)
Do you realize how stupid this is? from Accepted (2006)
Do you remember that? from Accepted (2006)
Does she like hers? from Accepted (2006)
Does the run of the mill college experience from Accepted (2006)
Does this whole brain scramble thing. from Accepted (2006)
Don't apply to a degree in photography. from Accepted (2006)
Don't be so quick to judge us by the way we look. from Accepted (2006)
Don't come up to me, go Where am I gonna get that? from Accepted (2006)
Don't sully my dignity with your cash. from Accepted (2006)
Don't sweat it, kid. I'm all over it. from Accepted (2006)
Don't talk to me, man! Right, this is gonna be on the midterm. from Accepted (2006)
Don't worry about anything, okay? from Accepted (2006)
Dorm rooms. Dorm rooms, exactly. from Accepted (2006)
Dr. Alexander, this man has not been a part of academia for three decades. from Accepted (2006)
Dr. Alexander, was that your dream? from Accepted (2006)
Drink this. Okay. from Accepted (2006)
Dude, don't worry about it. It's... It's not even my jacket. from Accepted (2006)
Dude, I don't care. I have to do somethin'. from Accepted (2006)
Dude, I started you guys a bank account already. from Accepted (2006)
Eddie, we gotta pack these paninis for Rory's nature walk. from Accepted (2006)
Even if you don't sign up for one you'll go on a fun ride. from Accepted (2006)
Ever since nursery school, every single waking moment from Accepted (2006)
Every buck you make and every shit you take. from Accepted (2006)
Every day after eighth period, from Accepted (2006)
Every single brother in my fraternity has worn this suit. from Accepted (2006)
Everybody. Uh, okay. from Accepted (2006)
Everyone used to think it was just an addiction to sugar when I was six, from Accepted (2006)
Everyone, from Accepted (2006)
Everyone, have your money ready. We only have so much time. from Accepted (2006)
Excuse me. from Accepted (2006)
Expand the way that they look at their world, from Accepted (2006)
Facility, right. from Accepted (2006)
Faculty, stand. from Accepted (2006)
Fine. I will. from Accepted (2006)
First day at college. from Accepted (2006)
First semester's tuition. Paid in full. from Accepted (2006)
Five percent goes to your favorite charity. from Accepted (2006)
Follow me. Thanks. from Accepted (2006)
For any dairy products tonight. from Accepted (2006)
For me to go to college. You know? from Accepted (2006)
For the South Harmon Institute of Technology. from Accepted (2006)
For the Van Horne Gateway. from Accepted (2006)
For You're full of shit! Oh. from Accepted (2006)
From the innocence of youth from Accepted (2006)
Fuckin' A! from Accepted (2006)
Gaines! Gaines! Gaines! from Accepted (2006)
Get in there, your future is right in there. from Accepted (2006)
Get ready to be inducted into the brotherhood, you winner! from Accepted (2006)
Girls. Girls. from Accepted (2006)
Give him a round of applause. He's earned it. from Accepted (2006)
Give me a pen. Oh. from Accepted (2006)
Glen picked 'em. Of course he did. from Accepted (2006)
Glen, go long. Set up a meeting with the dean. from Accepted (2006)
Glen, I love your Wads. Hmm. from Accepted (2006)
Glen. from Accepted (2006)
Go ahead. from Accepted (2006)
Go. from Accepted (2006)
God, Rory! Rory! from Accepted (2006)
Good afternoon, students, from Accepted (2006)
Good luck applying to schools next year. from Accepted (2006)
Good luck to you, pal. I don't need a hospital! from Accepted (2006)
Good luck, Son. from Accepted (2006)
Good. Do you know Schrader? from Accepted (2006)
Good. I'm so sorry about your jacket. from Accepted (2006)
Grab a room, grab a friend, from Accepted (2006)
Grab yourself, we don't give a shit. from Accepted (2006)
Great. Great. from Accepted (2006)
Great. The birthplace of crack. from Accepted (2006)
Guys, a little can do attitude, some elbow grease, from Accepted (2006)
Guys, I can explain. Mmm mmm. from Accepted (2006)
Guys, I don't want to be too overly optimistic, from Accepted (2006)
Guys, I'd like you to meet Rory. from Accepted (2006)
Guys, my brothers could be watching me right now. from Accepted (2006)
Guys, the state defines a college as a body of people from Accepted (2006)
Gwynn. Hi, there. from Accepted (2006)
Hands, you wanna field this one? from Accepted (2006)
Hang in there. All right, man. You, too. from Accepted (2006)
Hang on, let me get your mother. from Accepted (2006)
Harmon College and their... and their 100 years of tradition. from Accepted (2006)
Harmon Gateway, my ass. Let me tell you something. from Accepted (2006)
Have a good day. I'm gonna go enjoy my Wad. from Accepted (2006)
Have fun being hot. from Accepted (2006)
Have fun with these idiots! from Accepted (2006)
Have you completely lost your mind? from Accepted (2006)
He can help you with anything you need to know. I can't do it right now. from Accepted (2006)
He can't just, uh, set up a meeting with parents. from Accepted (2006)
He got assassinated by Charles Guiteau. from Accepted (2006)
He got fired from the Kwik 'N Stop. from Accepted (2006)
He makes a mean drink. Yeah. It's great. from Accepted (2006)
He picks up the women's fitness magazine from Accepted (2006)
He's just having a bad day. from Accepted (2006)
He's thrown his life away. from Accepted (2006)
He's your problem now. from Accepted (2006)
Heads up, bro. from Accepted (2006)
Health insurance, my ass. They don't pay for shit! from Accepted (2006)
Hear, hear. Mom. from Accepted (2006)
Hello, beautiful. from Accepted (2006)
Hello, knights of freedom. from Accepted (2006)
Help me. Please? Mmm. from Accepted (2006)
Here at Harmon College, we offer a highly structured, from Accepted (2006)
Here we are. You remember Hands. Hey, Mrs. Gaines. from Accepted (2006)
Here you go, B. Thanks, Boner. from Accepted (2006)
Here you go. from Accepted (2006)
Hey, asshole! You're talking about my mom's brother! from Accepted (2006)
Hey, B. Pancho, looking good, pal. from Accepted (2006)
Hey, Dad, what's up? from Accepted (2006)
Hey, do you guys have a swim team here? from Accepted (2006)
Hey, don't look at me. Ask one of the founding fathers. from Accepted (2006)
Hey, guys! I know a place. from Accepted (2006)
Hey, guys. from Accepted (2006)
Hey, have you ever heard of the South Harmon Institute of Technology? from Accepted (2006)
Hey, hey, Dad. from Accepted (2006)
Hey, hey, hey, shut up! from Accepted (2006)
Hey, hey, hey, where's the bookstore? from Accepted (2006)
Hey, hi. The fam. from Accepted (2006)
Hey, how are you, Monica? Hey, how are you? from Accepted (2006)
Hey, how's it going? Hey. from Accepted (2006)
Hey, Hoyt, let me introduce you to an old friend of mine. from Accepted (2006)
Hey, I think that guy got into Princeton. from Accepted (2006)
Hey, I'll see you, Rasheed. I'll see you in math class. from Accepted (2006)
Hey, I'm creating dramatic tension. from Accepted (2006)
Hey, I'm Sherman Schrader. from Accepted (2006)
Hey, I'm sorry to keep you waiting, baby. from Accepted (2006)
Hey, kid, where the hell are you? from Accepted (2006)
Hey, kids. Honey! from Accepted (2006)
Hey, Larry. from Accepted (2006)
Hey, listen, I'm not paying for you to be making omelets up there. from Accepted (2006)
Hey, man, where the heck do we eat around here? from Accepted (2006)
Hey, oh, it's so good to see you! from Accepted (2006)
Hey, pledge guy, welcome to B.K.E. House. from Accepted (2006)
Hey, pledge. from Accepted (2006)
Hey, quick, quick, quick, get up in here. from Accepted (2006)
Hey, someone here order two dozen kegs? from Accepted (2006)
Hey, Sperminator. from Accepted (2006)
Hey, Stu. Hey. from Accepted (2006)
Hey, sweetie. Hey! from Accepted (2006)
Hey, time out. from Accepted (2006)
Hey, uh, just show of hands, how many people applied to other colleges? from Accepted (2006)
Hey, uh... from Accepted (2006)
Hey, what are you doing here? from Accepted (2006)
Hey, what's up, Glen? from Accepted (2006)
Hey, where is Schrader? He should be here for this. from Accepted (2006)
Hey, who do I give my intuition money to? from Accepted (2006)
Hey, why don't you sign up for one? No, no. from Accepted (2006)
Hey, winner, Hoyt Ambrose. from Accepted (2006)
Hey, you wanted to fool your dad. And the guy's not an idiot. from Accepted (2006)
Hey, you're Sherman Schrader. Yeah. from Accepted (2006)
Hey! Ask me about my wiener! from Accepted (2006)
Hey! Hey, guys, don't go in there. from Accepted (2006)
Hey! I hate my life. from Accepted (2006)
Hey! What the hell is this place? from Accepted (2006)
Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Tex! from Accepted (2006)
Hey! Why don't you take your PhD and shove it up your A S S? from Accepted (2006)
Hey. from Accepted (2006)
Hey. from Accepted (2006)
Hey. Hey, Glen, from Accepted (2006)
Hey. Hey, Glen! from Accepted (2006)
Hey. Hey, man, what's up? from Accepted (2006)
Hey. Hey, what are you doing up here all by your lonesome? from Accepted (2006)
Hey. Hi. How are you? Hey. from Accepted (2006)
Hey. How are you? from Accepted (2006)
Hey. Hoyt, hey. from Accepted (2006)
Hey. I always wanted to go to college. from Accepted (2006)
Hey. Why... Why are you wearing this? from Accepted (2006)
Hi, Mom. Okay, stop it. from Accepted (2006)
Hi, there! from Accepted (2006)
Holy shit. from Accepted (2006)
How did they... Rory called them. from Accepted (2006)
How do you like that? How do you like them apples, huh? from Accepted (2006)
How do you like your drink? from Accepted (2006)
How does one major in bumper stickers? from Accepted (2006)
How excited they are to go to college, I'm gonna lose it. from Accepted (2006)
How so? Oh, I don't know, man. from Accepted (2006)
How you doin', kid? from Accepted (2006)
How? What happened? from Accepted (2006)
How's school so far? from Accepted (2006)
Hoyt Ambrose. Hoyt! from Accepted (2006)
Hoyt Ambrose. What's that guy got that I don't have? from Accepted (2006)
Hoyt Ambrose. Yes, right. I know. from Accepted (2006)
Huh? Food. from Accepted (2006)
Huh? It's fine. from Accepted (2006)
Huh? The dean. from Accepted (2006)
I actually... We had a class. from Accepted (2006)
I am the chairman, actually, from Accepted (2006)
I call 'em GlenWads. from Accepted (2006)
I can't believe I didn't get into State! from Accepted (2006)
I can't believe this is a class. from Accepted (2006)
I can't do anything to screw that up. from Accepted (2006)
I can't imagine your pride, knowing your youngest from Accepted (2006)
I carry around a list with me at all times from Accepted (2006)
I couldn't agree more. from Accepted (2006)
I did send in my resignation from Accepted (2006)
I did... I didn't, I didn't get into Yale. from Accepted (2006)
I didn't get accepted anywhere. from Accepted (2006)
I didn't get into a real college. from Accepted (2006)
I didn't mean to say that. from Accepted (2006)
I didn't really, uh... from Accepted (2006)
I didn't want to have anything to do with it. from Accepted (2006)
I didn't... I didn't get into Yale. from Accepted (2006)
I disagree. I... I don't get it, man. from Accepted (2006)
I do. from Accepted (2006)
I don't care, man. I got a situation goin' on. from Accepted (2006)
I don't give a shit! from Accepted (2006)
I don't got the Pump. from Accepted (2006)
I don't have a clue what I want to do with the rest of my life. from Accepted (2006)
I don't know about transferring. from Accepted (2006)
I don't know what happened to me. from Accepted (2006)
I don't know, privately defacing women's fitness magazines. from Accepted (2006)
I don't know. from Accepted (2006)
I don't know. I haven't seen him in a couple of days. from Accepted (2006)
I don't know. There were just a lot of things in my life from Accepted (2006)
I don't understand, either. from Accepted (2006)
I don't understand. from Accepted (2006)
I don't want to be here alone when the walls start to bleed. from Accepted (2006)
I don't. Uh, I go to South Harmon. from Accepted (2006)
I fail to see any merit from Accepted (2006)
I got 85 pork tenderloins with balsamic vinegar demiglaze. Ka blam! from Accepted (2006)
I got a good feeling about number eight! Ugh. from Accepted (2006)
I got a zero on my SATs. from Accepted (2006)
I got fired for making a shrimp slushee. from Accepted (2006)
I got in! from Accepted (2006)
I got in! I got in! I got into Princeton! from Accepted (2006)
I got it on eBay. They sell my shit on eBay? from Accepted (2006)
I got it. from Accepted (2006)
I got the school bully, Frank Daley, kicked out for two years from Accepted (2006)
I gotta go, I'm gonna be late for my Ancient Roman History class. from Accepted (2006)
I gotta open it first. from Accepted (2006)
I gotta trim this corner right here. I think I got poisoned. from Accepted (2006)
I had it all planned! from Accepted (2006)
I had to do something. from Accepted (2006)
I have no idea. from Accepted (2006)
I hope he's not sick. from Accepted (2006)
I just came to thank you so much for my camera, B. from Accepted (2006)
I just have to figure this whole college thing out. from Accepted (2006)
I just have to spin it from Accepted (2006)
I just need to get a car. from Accepted (2006)
I just really gotta go to the bathroom a minute, you know. from Accepted (2006)
I just wanted to ask you just one thing. from Accepted (2006)
I knew he should've started preparing for college in junior high from Accepted (2006)
I knew I smelled bacon. from Accepted (2006)
I know Bartleby is by the pool. from Accepted (2006)
I know I'm right! from Accepted (2006)
I know what it's like to be rejected. It sucks. from Accepted (2006)
I know, right? from Accepted (2006)
I know. I know. I... I... I... I'm processing. from Accepted (2006)
I know. Um, but I'm really sorry. from Accepted (2006)
I lied to all of you, and I'm sorry. from Accepted (2006)
I like it, I like the way you handle your business. from Accepted (2006)
I like to think of it more like obsessively shadowing. Oh. from Accepted (2006)
I mean, from Accepted (2006)
I mean, come on. That was pure genius. from Accepted (2006)
I mean, I like it 'cause it's simple, and functional. from Accepted (2006)
I mean, I went to read an article from Accepted (2006)
I mean, if a stupid piece of paper from Accepted (2006)
I mean, you know, with the word higher kind of loosely defined. from Accepted (2006)
I need to cut the pounds from Accepted (2006)
I need to go check on the cobbler. from Accepted (2006)
I need you to secure all these decrepit properties from Accepted (2006)
I only wanted big things for you, Bartleby. from Accepted (2006)
I regret... from Accepted (2006)
I remember you making out with Pete Goochman in Julie Posner's basement. from Accepted (2006)
I said it, okay? I said it. from Accepted (2006)
I saw you at rush. What are you doing here? from Accepted (2006)
I started this, I'm gonna finish it. from Accepted (2006)
I stopped counting after the first 100 checks. from Accepted (2006)
I think about her when I masturbate. from Accepted (2006)
I think he's winging it. from Accepted (2006)
I think this could really work. Huh? It's awesome! from Accepted (2006)
I told you that in confidence, Hands. from Accepted (2006)
I told you this was a bad idea from the get go. from Accepted (2006)
I told you to make the website look legitimate, not functional. from Accepted (2006)
I took a look at that website. from Accepted (2006)
I took another look at that website. from Accepted (2006)
I totally respect your lifestyle choice, though. And good luck with it. from Accepted (2006)
I used to do volunteer work here. from Accepted (2006)
I used to play in a Cranberries tribute band. from Accepted (2006)
I wanna be a S.H.I.T. head. from Accepted (2006)
I wanna rock! from Accepted (2006)
I want lilac shirts! I want visors from Accepted (2006)
I want the Pump! from Accepted (2006)
I want the Pump! from Accepted (2006)
I want to have sex with girls that look like this! from Accepted (2006)
I want to make sure you have the same education I did. A real education. from Accepted (2006)
I want to meet girls. from Accepted (2006)
I wanted to be the fourth generation of Schrader to go to Harmon. from Accepted (2006)
I wanted to play jazz trombone. from Accepted (2006)
I was inspired, I felt inspired by it. from Accepted (2006)
I was snooping around, saw something secretive. from Accepted (2006)
I wasn't even aiming high with that one. from Accepted (2006)
I won't screw it up, I... I won't screw anything... from Accepted (2006)
I would like to propose a toast to our graduates. from Accepted (2006)
I would love a drink. All right. from Accepted (2006)
I... I just couldn't do it, okay? You saw their faces. from Accepted (2006)
I... I just don't understand. from Accepted (2006)
I... Um... from Accepted (2006)
I'd like to look around, if that's okay. Uh, that's fine. from Accepted (2006)
I'd love to. ...mow our lawn. from Accepted (2006)
I'll see you guys later. Okay, bye. from Accepted (2006)
I'll see you guys later. Okay, bye. from Accepted (2006)
I'll see you later, Monica. Bye. It was good to see you. from Accepted (2006)
I'll see you later, Thor. I mean Dirk. from Accepted (2006)
I'll try, Dad. from Accepted (2006)
I'm a college girl now! Aw, yeah. from Accepted (2006)
I'm a huge tool. from Accepted (2006)
I'm an expert in rejection, from Accepted (2006)
I'm eating a Wad, man. What are you doing here? from Accepted (2006)
I'm glad my mother's dead. from Accepted (2006)
I'm goin' to Papua New Guinea. I'm outta here. from Accepted (2006)
I'm going off the grid. from Accepted (2006)
I'm going to have that. from Accepted (2006)
I'm gonna fly. You gotta let me fly. from Accepted (2006)
I'm gonna learn how to carve a shank out of my toothbrush. from Accepted (2006)
I'm good! Yes, of course the college has a dean. from Accepted (2006)
I'm happy! from Accepted (2006)
I'm having so much fun. from Accepted (2006)
I'm here for orientation! from Accepted (2006)
I'm not gonna give you a cent. from Accepted (2006)
I'm not gonna let you drink. from Accepted (2006)
I'm not gonna lie to you. They look disgusting. from Accepted (2006)
I'm not gonna play your little game. from Accepted (2006)
I'm not interested! You figure it out. from Accepted (2006)
I'm okay, I'm okay. I keep forgetting this opens out. from Accepted (2006)
I'm really good at that part. You wanna see? from Accepted (2006)
I'm sayin' I want to be a S.H.I.T. head. from Accepted (2006)
I'm Sherman Schrader. Okay. from Accepted (2006)
I'm so sorry we can't help you. from Accepted (2006)
I'm sorry, Mr. Gaines. from Accepted (2006)
I'm sorry. from Accepted (2006)
I'm talking about me coming to you, asking for your help. from Accepted (2006)
I'm teaching Skepticism 401. Sha mon! from Accepted (2006)
I'm telling Mom and Dad. from Accepted (2006)
I'm telling you it's none of your business. from Accepted (2006)
I'm the fourth generation Schrader... Sorry. from Accepted (2006)
I'm thinking about going here, so I'm checking out the classes. from Accepted (2006)
I'm your escort. from Accepted (2006)
I'm... I'm just saying, I mean, is that what college is? from Accepted (2006)
I've been building a thirst over there! from Accepted (2006)
I've never heard of it. from Accepted (2006)
I've retired, I'm no longer a shaper of young minds. from Accepted (2006)
If that's what you'd like to do. from Accepted (2006)
If this doesn't work, I'm going to prison. from Accepted (2006)
If you guys wouldn't tell people I scream like that. from Accepted (2006)
If you want to fit in, you go to college. from Accepted (2006)
If you, uh, if you see that lease holder of yours, from Accepted (2006)
If you'd like to, um... If you could, um... from Accepted (2006)
If you're gonna take my picture, you gotta take it from my good side. from Accepted (2006)
If you're rich, the government'll protect from Accepted (2006)
In a rather unorthodox fashion. from Accepted (2006)
In a stress free environment. from Accepted (2006)
In fact, I'm more clear and level headed than I've ever been. from Accepted (2006)
In order to attract them to going to school, from Accepted (2006)
In order to become accredited, from Accepted (2006)
In Rock Our Faces Off 222 from Accepted (2006)
In Skateboarding 234 we built a ramp that teaches us about engineering... from Accepted (2006)
In Taking A Walk and Thinking About Stuff, from Accepted (2006)
In the belief that they're gonna have a better life. from Accepted (2006)
In the neighboring community. from Accepted (2006)
In which to continue its experimental programs. from Accepted (2006)
Include stripping you of your dignity? from Accepted (2006)
Induction night, big guy. from Accepted (2006)
Into the American college environment. from Accepted (2006)
Is breeding a whole new generation from Accepted (2006)
Is go before the state accrediting board, from Accepted (2006)
Is headed off to a good college. Must take a load off. from Accepted (2006)
Is judged primarily by the amount of students from Accepted (2006)
Is just shake a couple hands with some parents, from Accepted (2006)
Is not the sister school of Harmon from Accepted (2006)
Is that true? Why'd you... Why'd you get fired? from Accepted (2006)
Is this a test? from Accepted (2006)
Is this true, Bartleby? from Accepted (2006)
Is what's gonna make us acceptable, from Accepted (2006)
It doesn't really matter at this point. from Accepted (2006)
It happens all the time, I gotta get used to it. from Accepted (2006)
It happens all the time. No problem. from Accepted (2006)
It is a sham, a fraud, from Accepted (2006)
It is not accredited. Any... from Accepted (2006)
It is so refreshing to have somebody from Accepted (2006)
It is the same cake we got for Scotty and Seth when they got into Harmon. from Accepted (2006)
It looks unreal. from Accepted (2006)
It made headline news at school. from Accepted (2006)
It really looks professional. Hello. from Accepted (2006)
It rejects. from Accepted (2006)
It seems like a solid place. from Accepted (2006)
It takes 10,000 steps to get from here to greatness. from Accepted (2006)
It was a metaphor. For what? from Accepted (2006)
It was good seeing you. Bye. Okay. Bye. from Accepted (2006)
It was my safety school, my fail safe! from Accepted (2006)
It was perfect, B! Perfect! from Accepted (2006)
It was so sweet, thank you. from Accepted (2006)
It was the first time my parents ever said they were proud of me! from Accepted (2006)
It... It's painless. I insist. Oh, really? from Accepted (2006)
It's $1,000,000, Glen. from Accepted (2006)
It's a goose egg! from Accepted (2006)
It's a saying. What? from Accepted (2006)
It's a tradition. A tradition? from Accepted (2006)
It's about everyone who went to South Harmon. from Accepted (2006)
It's beautiful. It's beautiful. from Accepted (2006)
It's college for you. from Accepted (2006)
It's cool. We tried. from Accepted (2006)
It's exciting, it's scary. from Accepted (2006)
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. from Accepted (2006)
It's fine. It's okay. It's fine. from Accepted (2006)
It's Glee Club practice, sir. from Accepted (2006)
It's just for one day. from Accepted (2006)
It's just I... I got my GI Bill, from Accepted (2006)
It's just right on up the hill. from Accepted (2006)
It's none of my business? Yeah. from Accepted (2006)
It's not my fault the kid's a crybaby! Little dipshit. from Accepted (2006)
It's opening yourself up to this great big ball of shit that we call life! from Accepted (2006)
It's part of our philosophy here at South Harmon. from Accepted (2006)
It's really provocative. from Accepted (2006)
It's really scary. Oh, look! Oh, it looks great. from Accepted (2006)
It's so exciting! from Accepted (2006)
It's so I can vote, dumbass. from Accepted (2006)
It's the most discreet and unharmed of the sister schools. from Accepted (2006)
Jay! How are ya, bud? Oh, I really don't... from Accepted (2006)
Just a very small college. Teeny, tiny college. from Accepted (2006)
Just ask me about my wiener, please. from Accepted (2006)
Just because you want us to be more like them from Accepted (2006)
Just do what you were doing. from Accepted (2006)
Just finish building the website, please. from Accepted (2006)
Just finish the damn website. from Accepted (2006)
Just for signing your name, right? from Accepted (2006)
Just give me one second, please. Hold on. All right. from Accepted (2006)
Just stop me when you see something that you like. from Accepted (2006)
Just to keep from being sued. from Accepted (2006)
Kids everywhere are busting their ass in the classroom, from Accepted (2006)
Kind of tilted to the side, with hair gel coming out of it. from Accepted (2006)
Knock, knock. from Accepted (2006)
Ladies and gentlemen of the panel, thank you for meeting with us. from Accepted (2006)
Ladies and gentlemen, from Accepted (2006)
Ladies and gentlemen, let's give it up for your fearless leader, from Accepted (2006)
Ladies and gentlemen, the new S.H.I.T. line. from Accepted (2006)
Leave it, leave them alone. from Accepted (2006)
Let it come from inside. And... And let the art speak for itself. from Accepted (2006)
Let It Speak To You 202 is an art class in which we discover our talents from Accepted (2006)
Let's kick some ass. from Accepted (2006)
Let's see. All right. from Accepted (2006)
Let's, let's go. All right. from Accepted (2006)
Life was full of possibilities. from Accepted (2006)
Like his sister. from Accepted (2006)
Like my neighbor who has Legionnaire's Disease. from Accepted (2006)
Like, a fully functioning member of society, from Accepted (2006)
Lizzie. What are you doing here? from Accepted (2006)
Look at you. Would you stop, man? Relax. from Accepted (2006)
Look what I did. from Accepted (2006)
Look, I... I... I... I lied to you. from Accepted (2006)
Look, oh, I got the Tim Duncan Adidas Cool D's. from Accepted (2006)
Look, there's only one reason from Accepted (2006)
Look, we throw a lot of fancy words in front of these kids, from Accepted (2006)
Look, where the hell is everybody at? from Accepted (2006)
Look, you see all these kids out here? from Accepted (2006)
May I have your attention, please? from Accepted (2006)
May the next four years of college from Accepted (2006)
Maybe a smile from Schrader. from Accepted (2006)
Maybe if you didn't write an essay called I Don't Have a Clue. from Accepted (2006)
Maybe it's a little bit much. from Accepted (2006)
Maybe it's the pool, or the half pipe. from Accepted (2006)
Maybe something with clothes, you know? from Accepted (2006)
Maybe you just wanted to travel the world. from Accepted (2006)
