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The IT Crowd (2006) - Season 4 The IT Crowd is a British television sitcom that aired from 2006 to 2013. Season 4, which

The IT Crowd (2006) - Season 4

The IT Crowd is a British television sitcom that aired from 2006 to 2013. Season 4, which was released in 2010, continues the hilarious adventures of the socially awkward IT support team, consisting of three main characters: Roy Trenneman (played by Chris O'Dowd), Moss (played by Richard Ayoade), and their technologically inept boss, Jen Barber (played by Katherine Parkinson).

Set in the basement of the fictional Reynholm Industries, the show revolves around the IT department's misadventures and their constant struggle to deal with clueless employees and the absurd situations that arise in their workplace. Season 4 builds upon the success of the previous three seasons, delivering more laughs and cringe-worthy moments that have become the trademark of The IT Crowd.

In Season 4, the dynamic between Roy, Moss, and Jen remains as strong as ever. Roy, the sarcastic slacker, continues to dream of escaping his mundane job and finding love. Moss, the socially inept, technically brilliant nerd, provides audiences with unforgettable one-liners and awkward encounters. Jen, the ambitious but clueless department head, continuously finds herself in hilarious predicaments as she tries to navigate the world of technology.

The season introduces new storylines that shake up the status quo. Roy's romantic prospects take an interesting turn when he encounters a mysterious woman who he believes may be "the one." Moss finds himself caught up in a series of unusual events, including a stint as a barista, and even a brief celebrity encounter. Meanwhile, Jen's attempts to climb the corporate ladder lead her to make some questionable decisions that backfire in hilarious ways.

The supporting cast of The IT Crowd also shines in Season 4, with standout performances from Matt Berry as Douglas Reynholm, the eccentric and inappropriate head of the company, and Noel Fielding as Richmond Avenal, a gothic IT technician who resides in the company's server room. These characters bring an extra layer of comedic brilliance to the show and provide endless laughs with their eccentricities and bizarre antics.

As with previous seasons, the writing in Season 4 is sharp, witty, and perfectly paced. The episodes are filled with laugh-out-loud moments, clever nods to popular culture, and a delightful blend of slapstick and dry humor. The show's creators, Graham Linehan and Richard Boden, expertly balance absurd situations with relatable themes of office politics, relationships, and the daily struggles of working in a technology-driven environment.

For fans of The IT Crowd, Season 4 is a must-watch. It not only continues the brilliance of the previous seasons but also brings new and exciting elements to the table. It showcases the incredible chemistry of the cast, highlights their comedic talents, and leaves audiences eagerly anticipating each new episode.

If you're looking to relive the hilarity of The IT Crowd, Seasons 1-4 are available for streaming and can be downloaded from various platforms. You can immerse yourself in the comedic genius of Chris O'Dowd, Richard Ayoade, and Katherine Parkinson, and enjoy the unforgettable characters and unforgettable moments that have made the show a British comedy classic.

Enjoy the sounds of The IT Crowd by playing and downloading the show's theme music and memorable quotes here. It's the perfect way to bring a little bit of Reynholm Industries into your daily life and have a laugh whenever you need it.

A big pile of mashed potato.
A bit of news on the Bernatelli front, by the way, Douglas.
A fan of tiny biscuits.
A fear of balloons!
A fire at a Sea Parks.
A fire?
A fire? At a Sea Parks?
A fire...
A former From Goth2Boss pupil of mine!
A lovely, little, gentle purr.
A man who has exhausted all of his time, all of his resources,
A pedal stool?
A post has opened up for Entertainments Manager.
A religion, not a cult.
A sex tape?
A whole week in the company of those idiots.
Actually, now that you put it like that... that could work.
Adventurers bested some of the deadliest criminals in Crackenwood.
Ah, for God's sake.
Ah, Jen, I'd like you to meet some very special women.
Ah, Jen! Guess who wanted a helicopter this time last week
Ah, oh... The Godfather has him killed.
Ah, our drinks.
Ah, the Zubion. I have to say, we have been having problems
Ah, then you're probably fine.
Ah, yeah, the Paras.
Ah. Well then I probably shouldn't have told you any of that.
Alcohol free beer, surely?
Alistair!
Alistair!
Alistair! Alistair!
Alistair! I'm not a window cleaner!
Alistair! I'm not a window cleaner.
All I know is that I was vulnerable.
All over the UK.
All right, all right.
All right, let's see what we've got. Jeremy?
All right, something weird is going on in that room.
All right, you're on. 100 quid.
All right.
All right. Okay. £100 says I don't say it again today.
All they want to hear is that they're geniuses.
Allo! How can I be of assistance?
Allo?
Allo?
Allo. How can I be of assistance?
Although it is true, is it not,
An exclusive club for those gifted few
An unopened door is a happy door.
And a flat chicken that was actually a glass of water.
And a vowel, please.
And all these for Sports Relief.
And all they want to do is show you a good time.
And as a result, we have estimated losses at well over £400 million.
And beneath you'll find the purest white foundation!
And can't wait to give you the full Reynholm Industries experience.
And close in like this.
And consumable with butter.
And divide lots of numbers to get one other number,
And every other day, I take a short helicopter ride
And furthermore, I would like to say at this point
And he gave me a big kiss on the arse.
And he paid you a large amount of money to spare him the embarrassment of facing me.
And he thinks that I am a window cleaner. A window cleaner!
And here's the Countdown clock.
And hopefully nobody will have noticed we were away.
And how today, is the beginning of a long and fruitful partnership.
And I am here today so that no man need be kissed on his sweetmeats
And I can never relax if I think someone might play Norah Jones.
And I can sound like I'm speaking Italian, so it's...
And I can't stop washing my bottom.
And I didn't like what I saw, I can tell you that.
And I don't like women who do.
And I even got that award off those feminists.
And I find it hard to trust masseurs.
And I find that unbearable.
And I love culture. I've seen We Will Rock You four times.
And I think it's time we heard a little about the real you.
And I was not expecting it
And I'm not a scientist, but I do have a better understanding
And I'm sure she's planned something suitably raucous for you reprobates.
And I've just finished my milk.
And if she was going to lie, why would she use this one?
And if you bozos don't buckle up and fly right,
And it rendered an expensive massage worthless.
And it wouldn't be fair on you. There'd be a lot of catching up.
And Jen. Jen lacks basic computer skills,
And lastly, A.
And make your case as simply as you possibly can.
And Maurice?
And Maurice?
And moved your hand up and down.
And my bunny bracelet.
And my computer won't work! What do I do?!
And my staff.
And now he's sent me a questionnaire about my job
And now I know how to do tattoos. Look!
And now I love those meetings.
And now I'm staring at you gimps.
And now you make me want to be a better person.
And now, thanks to Spacestar Ordering, has one?
And now...
And Phil, you're the Gypsy assassin, Esmerelda.
And plow away through these uncertain times.
And push your back up.
And Reynholm Industries is changing, ladies, for the better.
And ride it till the end of the mother flipping line.
And see if they let you in?
And she's Photoshopped out of all of them.
And some of his brains runneth down John Two's invisibility cloak.
And stop thinking about it.
And tells the players what they're experiencing,
And that was his signature. Maybe he does it to everybody.
And that's a lovely ring. I haven't noticed that before.
And the defendant gave no indication
And the men are just looking up at them.
And the most beautiful.
And the next time you take us to something about talking fannies,
And their wandering hands, and breath in the morning.
And then get the man to run away quickly?
And they're going to tell you their stories and hopefully
And they're going to tell you their stories and hopefully
And they've come true
And this is made of matches.
And travel to worlds hitherto undreamed of?
And two men named John.
And visiting business partners, that is so me.
And we think we're going to go back to not having a keyboard in the band.
And what did you do?
And whatever it is that I have.
And when he gets going, I'll just fire up this baby.
And where's your team now?
And which word in particular do you object to, your honour?
And why does it rot? Because of all the water...
And why is there no wood? Because it rots.
And yet, there is some sadness in your life.
And you are our newest member.
And you thought I'd find that funny?!
And you worked at Reynholm Industries for a time?
And you'll find they take this case with the gravity it deserves.
And, Slippery Pete.
And, then, when he leaves, he just leaves all of his stuff in my flat.
And... Sorry, what's your name?
Anyway, enough about our balls.
Anyway...
Apparently people were being rude to him so he suspended all his accounts.
Are all these people Spaceologists?
Are dragons gay, Phil?
Are you a big Stevie Nicks fan, Jen?
Are you all right?
Are you all right? Can you continue?
Are you alright, Roy?
Are you OK?
Are you sure it's not just because he's in a band?
Are you sure it's not swimming pools
Are you sure? Quite a low damage.
Aren't those shows usually out in the open?
Aren't you a bit old for the front?
Arsenal?
As an institutionally sexist organisation.
As God is my witness, no man shall ever have to be
As I recall, it was a Tuesday.
As long as it doesn't have subtitles.
As the film proves.
As the slightest movement can initiate the detonator procedure.
As thingy was saying earlier,
At a sea lion show, apparently.
At a Sea Parks?
At my last company, I felt rather insignificant,
At Sea Parks.
At Sea Parks.
Aw, my hands!
Aw... What happened?
B...
Babies are born, but...
Balls from hell, you shit twins!
Beautiful and delicate young lady.
Beautiful. Really beautiful.
Because it feels like travelling.
Because of all the questions.
Because of something he calls Spacestar Ordering.
Because you gonna have to know sooner or later.
Because, it should be.
Before we go on, Linda. Do you need to go to the toilet?
Before you go, Jen, I know it was you.
Behind the picture of the lady. The lady's not supposed to be there.
Ben Genderson? How nice for him.
Bernatelli and Reynholm Industries.
Bernatelli?
Besides, it's not as if he ever put the money to good use.
Better than whatever this job is. Entertainments Manager.
Bloke I went to college with.
Bloody blast, this is up my arse!
Bollocks to be telling me to calm down, my old chap.
Bollocks to be telling me to calm down, my old chap.
Bollocks.
Boom!
Bought a book on tattoos, read it,
Brilliant night! Brilliant!
Brilliant!
Bring it on!
Bringing everyone down with your private life.
Bunking off was a terrible idea.
Burn it.
Businessmen are different.
But as far as I can see,
But do you have the spirit to become an ultimate champion, I wonder?
But give us another chance, as a couple.
But I don't charge for these potatoes.
But I had one thing I felt I needed to say to you.
But I have learned one or two things from conversations with my mother.
But I have learned one or two things from conversations with my mother.
But I really feel like I've turned the corner now. I really do.
But I tell you this, behind those shades, she's terrified.
But I thought you were dead!
But I want to go to super secret meetings.
But it's fine, I mean, she never said goodbye.
But please, show a little respect!
But she knows the sleaziest routes
But she's a woman, isn't she?
But she's hurt, she may need our help.
But take it from me, most of them just don't work out.
But that journalist had an agenda.
But that's enough to bring Reynholm Industries to its knees!
But that's the button for the internet, Roy. I don't...
But the dressing gowns. Why are they wearing dressing gowns?
But then at the end he just leaned down,
But think not of him. Think of the employees of Reynholm Industries.
But traditionally the role of Entertainments Manager
But what does that have to do with
But with Bernatelli as an investor? I think we can come out on top.
But you know, fear of heights...
But you're not playing.
But, a fire?
But, according to these projections...
But, how is it spreading?
But, Roy, you've got to snap out of this.
But, when you say that you stood with your back to space...
But...
But... Captain... are you sure?
By encouraging them to engage in everyday, healthy pursuits
By that lip happy bastard?
By them not letting me in.
By this man ever again,
Calm down, Mr. Reynholm.
Calm down.
Can I borrow some of your erotic art?
Can I just say...
Can I leave my bike for a few minutes?
Can we keep him, Roy? I mean, if he doesn't belong to anyone?
Can you come here for a sec, please?
Can you do a fast walk?
Can you even do that, can you sue your children?
Can you help me sort through all this legal crap, please, Moss?
Can you press delete while starting up?
Can you press.
Can you speak Italian, Jen?
Can you state your full name, please?
Can?
Can't I do it on the phone?
Can't live with them, can't find them... sometimes.
Careful! My foot!
Certain alien species do not fall under the Hippocratic oath.
Chair. It was the chair's fault.
Cheers.
Ciao.
Come on, Ben, say a few words.
Come on, Jen, what type of show?
Come on, let's go the long way round.
Come on, let's just go.
Come on, Moss, let's go. It's nearly one.
Come on, Moss, push.
Come on, Moss.
Come on, Moss.
Come on, Moss.
Come on, Moss. Push!
Come on, Moss. You can do it.
Come on, Roy, we're a team. I could
Come on, Roy! Come on! We're nearly there!
Come on, settle. The sooner you're settled,
Come on! Come on!
Come on.
Come on. That's it.
Coming to conclusions.
Compiling a playlist for a role playing game I'm hosting.
Consonant, please.
Consonant, you get me?
Consonant.
Could have reached this point in your life without knowing that it is "squib".
Could I steal the lovely Roy for a sec?
Could you do me a favour?
Could you install one, please?
Could you not say "bang!" There's a bloody bomb somewhere!
Could you please place this picture of the defendant...
Could you read it back?
Couldn't give a shit. My neighbour just called.
Countdown Groupies are the most sexually voracious of all groupies,
Couple of days later, bought myself a helicopter.
Culture's out, restaurants are out. Oh, God, this is a nightmare.
Dammit, Jim, I'm a sexy doctor, not a sexy scientist!
Dammit!
Damn good job. Damn good bloody good damn good job.
Damn it!
Damn, that mash looks tasty.
Delete.
Delete. Can I press delete?
Despite a search that lasted nearly five hours, we found nothing.
Did it help?
Did you have sex with that lady?
Did you know that goths have some of the lowest life satisfaction levels
Did you not mean, "damp squib"?
Did you not read the base?
Did you really think there was such a thing as a pedal stool?
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Direct hit. The knife cleaves his head in twain
Do I have to testify?
Do you even like Grand Designs?
Do you even like Grand Designs?
Do you know any men?
Do you know how many times I'm going to have to say, "Have you..." The thing that I say?
Do you know what that involves?
Do you like my suit or not?
Do you mean the rumours that I killed my wife?
Do you see that?
Do you think Jen's a monster?!
Do you think maybe she's lying?
Do you think they're getting massages?
Do you want to get a photo together or something?
Does it have anything whatsoever to do with this case?
Does it not outrage you, Roy, as a member of this IT department,
Does she?
Does that mean someone would speak and the translation
Does this sound mysterious?
Don't ask me what I'm doing, you arrogant twat.
Don't ask me, I'm not a flippin' women psychiatrist.
Don't come back here. I know your faces now!
Don't do this.
Don't do this.
Don't give a shit!
Don't go any further, just stop right there.
Don't listen to her! The bitch is crazy.
Don't mind him. Negative One was quite proud of being
Don't raise your glass too soon, Ben, 'cause this has all been one big ruse.
Don't raise your glasses too soon, 'cause this ruse has also been a ruse.
Don't read it back!
Don't see a masseuse!
Don't sue him, Roy. You'll get on the news.
Don't take your bad career decisions out on the users.
Don't worry about it, Jen.
Don't worry, Jen, you'll get your wish,
Don't you have anything?
Don't you want to get the deposit for a flat,
Douglas gave me the job so I'd stop talking.
Douglas said it was for super secret meetings.
Douglas wants me to see out the week.
During a sea lion show...
During lunch. I'll just have a coke. It's fine.
Eiffel Tower!
Eiffel Tower!
Eiffel Tower!
Eiffel Tower!
Eiffel Tower! Eiffel Tower!
Enormousness.
Erm, act normal.
Erm... Moss?
Erm... yeah.
Eurgh...
Even the menu was edible.
Every flippin' day!
Every Monday and Friday? Or has it changed?
Every trap you spring.
Everybody doing okay, yeah?
Everyone saw through that report.
Everything had gone very, very well,
Everything's going to be okay.
Ew, is this something to do with sex?
Exactly.
Explain that one, if you can!
Extended laughter sessions.
False advertising.
Feeding the corporate machine.
Female Spock, and you know that!
Female Sulu, beam their Captain aboard.
Female Sulu. You have your orders.
First of all, I like to extend the warmest welcome to Mr. Bernatelli.
First rule of Street Countdown
First you made me want to go to the toilet
Five minutes, Mr Moss.
Five, six, seven... Ah! Jen, you've joined us.
Fizzy! It's very fizzy. It's fizzy. Gone fizzy.
Flip! It's an iPhone! There's a flipping iPhone in the play machine.
Flowers grow, trees are cut down,
Fools!
For being brilliant.
For how long?
For out of town business partners.
For Reynholm is not just the name of this ridiculous man
For the translation program.
Fredo was a pimp
Fredo, from the Godfather.
Fredo, in the film, he was essentially a pimp
Fredo, Jen, he was, he was sort of a pimp.
From Goth2Boss, you know it makes sense. Unless you're not a goth,
From the chef's own cellar.
From the mighty mountains that border the Goblin Wastelands.
From this moment on, everything is going to be different.
Gentleman, I'd like you to meet Jen.
Gerry was the... He was the company Fredo. You're the new Fredo.
Gerry wouldn't have brought us to something with subtitles.
Get away from it.
Get away! Get away from it. There's a bomb!
Get back there and show those Johns a good time.
Get him what he wants.
Get out of town! You hooked up with someone from the band?
Getting in trouble is something that happens to children.
Give me one of dem sweet, sweet consonants, you get me?
Go like this.
Go on.
Go to the bloody top! Is it because you're a goth?
Go!
God, do you have any idea how annoying this woman is?
God, that's hugely impressive.
Goddammit, Roy! I didn't bunk off so I could do some flipping perusing!
Golden staffs. I suppose they're gay too?
Good for you, mate!
Good girl.
Good heavens, really? Could you use it in a sentence for us?
Good idea, Jen.
Good morning, that's a nice TNETENNBA.
Good one. Yup. I get it.
Good when they fall in the right order, though, innit?
Good.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Goodness me!
Google him.
Goth/ death metal subculture but it wasn't making me happy.
Gyles?
Ha ha.
Ha! Far from it, Jen.
Hang around railway stations with her hands in her sleeves.
Hardcore. There's me thinking you didn't have it in you.
Has always been held by a man.
Have you ever spent any serious time with that man?
Have you find out the story of what happened to them?
Have you seen the pictures?
Have you told her yet?
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
He doesn't say a lot, he's more of a thinker. I think he's really cool.
He has spirit, this one.
He is a member of the medical profession. Roy, look at me.
He is the one.
He just kissed me on my bottom. Out of nowhere.
He kissed me on the arse.
He or she controls the world
He says he's looking forward to meeting me.
He says, "It's a pleasure to be here."
He sort of tells us what's happening.
He wants me to do a conference call with him.
He's been here, what? A week? When's our party?
He's been putting his shopping on expenses.
He's calling Roy your girlfriend.
He's challenging you to a game of Street Countdown. You cannot accept.
He's doing amazingly... The creature he was with.
He's not on Friendface, he's not on Chitter.
He's right.
He's the brother, whose job it is to take out of town businessmen and...
He's the man with his head screwed on tight
He's unbelievable! You should hear the way he talks about women.
Heal All is probably the worst spell you could have used. The sound of
Heard you been catching some nice letters.
Hello in there!
Hello, Darkharden.
Hello, Douglas.
Hello, I'm Douglas Reynholm.
Hello, IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?
Hello, Jen!
Hello, my queen.
Hello, Terence. Glass of milk. Straight up. Prime?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? Moss?
Hello.
Hello. Can I come in?
Hello. Do you wish for technical assistance?
Hello. Do you wish for technical assistance?
Hello...
Hello...
Help me get the iPhone first.
Hence the phrase!
Her name is Melanie Crawford,
Her parents died in a fire.
Her parents haven't come back to life.
Here are your character sheets.
Heston! I'd like to introduce you to my...
Hey, I is still standing here.
Hey, I'm gonna stand up, and start talking slightly louder.
Hey, why don't you take your clothes off?
Hey, y'all. Turn the music off.
Hey, you do what you need to do.
Hey, you're still up for tonight, right?
Hey! Hey, Alistair!
Hi, Roy!
Hi, Roy.
His stuff is cluttering up my hallway. I've had to start putting these up.
His translator is sick. So we'll have to hire one.
Hooray!
Hopefully, we can join forces,
How are you doing that?
How are you?
How can I be of assistance?
How come?
How dare you speak to me like that?
How dare you?
How did a brother get here?
How did I what?
How did it happen?
How did you do that thing where I'm spinning around?
How did you find time to prepare for the trial?
How did you get in there?
How do people expect you to track them down
How do we know that laptop, isn't somehow able to connect to the internet?
How do you know?
How is Julia the orphan?
How long have you and Mr. Reynholm known each other?
How many more unsolicited bum kisses will be administered
How many times is that now?
How you doing?
How you like it?! No, no, no, Jen, it's infected!
How's that for posturing?
Hurt him, and you hurt...
I always wear thermals.
I am getting a robot hand!
I am having a great time!
I am not in any way cross.
I am, your Honour, but rest assured,
I arksed him.
I ate a chocolate radio that still worked in my stomach,
I bet you £1,000 I can.
I came here to drink milk and kick ass.
I came only to give you this.
I can continue. Thank you.
I can fix this. I can fix this, Roy!
I can still smell you on our pillow.
I can understand why you wouldn't like it then.
I can't believe I might be missing super secret meetings.
I can't believe I've never tried role playing games before
I can't believe this!
I can't believe you want me to do it! I won't let you down.
I can't believe you've joined a swanky club. It's so showbizzy!
I can't make that decision for you, Roy.
I can't move.
I can't read while I'm also trying to see things.
I can't, Roy. What are we going to do?
I can't. I can't. We're going down again!
I can't. The band are playing a new song tonight, they want my opinion.
I completely understand.
I could do that. That sounds great.
I could translate if you want.
I couldn't get them in to my pockets to pay him.
I did hate those meetings until they didn't want me at those meetings.
I did it! I did it! I've been accepted!
I did spend quite a lot of time on it.
I did the window there and the...
I did, for over four years.
I didn't arks you.
I didn't get that.
I didn't know these were edible too.
I didn't like the way the nominations came from inside your company.
I do wanna feel refreshed though, at the meeting,
I don't care.
I don't have to listen to you. I'm not married to you.
I don't know any more!
I don't know what to...
I don't know what you're saying.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know,
I don't know! Stop talking!
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. What do you call Negative One
I don't like being naked in front of strangers,
I don't mind telling you, Roy,
I don't think I want to be a woman.
I don't think I want to hang with these guys.
I don't think she ever truly exorcised the goth within.
I don't think we can just pick up from where we left off.
I don't think you can have whales in a place where there isn't a huge amount of water.
I don't want to start cluttering up the place with old stuff, you know?
I fancy it.
I feel like I've come out the other side of it now.
I forgot you could do that.
I get the same letters as everyone else.
I had a bad back, and I cured it, thanks to the techniques outlined
I had another name, once.
I had to brush his teeth.
I hate subtitles.
I have a plus 40% chance of a critical.
I have a really bad back.
I have always wanted to speak Italian...
I have always wanted to visit England.
I have an inkling.
I have had a lovely, lovely time.
I have my dignity, thank you, Moss.
I have never refused treatment to a patient,
I have to spend the afternoon with Douglas.
I hear someone likes drinking beer.
I hope by the end of this meeting we could become firm friends.
I just don't understand what it's doing.
I just had a eureka moment.
I just want you to install a browser.
I just won 100 quid.
I know we weren't happy that second week of our marriage, Douglas,
I know you are.
I know you don't like talking about all that stuff.
I know you had good reasons for giving me this award.
I know you're not used to being in a long term relationship.
I know, I know.
I know.
I know. But I'll be fine.
I left strict instructions not to be disturbed in case we had sex.
I like a man with appetite.
I like parties. It's balloons I don't like.
I like you, and I like what you've done with your company.
I like your glasses.
I love what you have done with this office.
I manage my team, I'm a team leader.
I may be able to get an iPhone without giving any money to Apple.
I mean, bunking off. The old me would never have done that!
I mean, I don't expect to put on a pedal stool,
I mean, I was so relaxed, and then that just tensed me right up again.
I mean, I'm still a bit...
I mean, if she had said that her parents are drowned,
I mean, think about that!
I mean, think about that!
I mean, this is weird. What is it?
I mean, you were completely out of control.
I miss you.
I must say, Douglas, you still don't seem very pleased to see me.
I must say, I find it extraordinary that you, a man in your early 30s,
I need to be at work.
I need to get it through the shoots, someone else will take it if you don't.
I need to prepare a proper defence.
I need your password, I need the password
I never thought that a major corporation
I never would have agreed to that.
I no longer go by it. Harold Tong.
I picked up my sponge and bucket with a heavy heart that day.
I play Shotgun games all the time. They're brilliant.
I put my arse in your hands.
I realise I haven't been the easiest person to be around
I rest my case.
I said, that will be all, thank you.
I say, we get in Silvio Bernatelli.
I see, so...
I see.
I sense a sadness in you.
I shall give my answer, if I may, in the form of a joke.
I should just tell you the whole story,
I should never have done that interview.
I should stop it.
I sort of wish I'd ordered that.
I still don't understand what this game is!
I suppose we did.
I think he crossed the line. I don't think it's funny.
I think I may have found our miracle.
I think it is an appropriate amount.
I think that's probably enough letters, yeah?
I think this might be a bomb disposal robot, Roy.
I think we've seen enough.
I think you mean April, the woman you had a fight with.
I think. Well, I don't know how to get in touch with this guy.
I thought you hated parties.
I thought you hated those meetings?
I thought you were trying to avoid those.
I told you, you should get a massage.
I totally think of her as Julia the orphan.
I totally would say that to her.
I trusted you. My trouser hams are not for sale, sir!
I waited till night time.
I want a taste of the apple, Roy!
I want to bite the electric tiger's tail,
I want to divorce her right now.
I want to divorce my wife.
I want to go to the toilet.
I want to stop listening to this.
I want you to take a look at something.
I was enjoying the massage,
I was having a massage and he kissed me on my bottom, Your Honour.
I was hoping for ruddy mysterious.
I was hoping to avoid Jen today anyway. Why don't we just...
I was naked, and he kissed me on my bottom.
I was thinking West End show...
I was under a lot of stress that day, Douglas. I think we both were.
I will be everyone you meet, every creature you encounter,
I will be your guide.
I will never be silent!
I will not stop until those lips are behind bars!
I will. It's just... You can't help with this.
I wish the cosmos would make it slightly harder to find our office.
I won year 16 of Countdown.
I would ask you to refrain from using that kind of language in my courtroom.
I would be very happy to come and have a look.
I, gentlemen, will be your eyes.
I'd be a different person?
I'd be employing it bitterly and repeatedly!
I'd be the happiest man in the world.
I'd give anything to see her walk through that door right now.
I'd have used my robot hand for good.
I'd just like you not to, you know, mention it in any way...
I'd like to see them have the babies.
I'd love to!
I'd rather not. I've not had good experiences with the legal system.
I'll be living the dream.
I'll give you a clue It ain't these chaps!
I'll give you... I don't know... £10,000.
I'll go if Moss goes.
I'll have another consonant.
I'll have to go out. Can somebody mind the bar?
I'll have what he's having... vowel.
I'll take a consonant, plain and simple, thank you.
I'll take a further consonant.
I'll take a regular vowel, please.
I'll take a vowel this time.
I'll take an even sweeter vowel.
I'll tell you something, this is not the last he has heard of me.
I'll try to move to clear the passage.
I'm 31!
I'm a relationship manager.
I'm a woman?
I'm actually doing around the world virtual triathlon for charity,
I'm afraid they're not for sale.
I'm all too familiar with my misguided words.
I'm also finding it very distracting.
I'm entitled to some restitution.
I'm excited, Roy. This is like taking the blue pill in the Matrix.
I'm fine.
I'm getting oak.
I'm glad Jerry died.
I'm going to do a fast walk. See you there.