The Durrells in Corfu - Season 1 Edit

A bottle of the finest rum from Jamaica.

A dozen Uruguayan strumpets below deck

A father would no doubt have ironed out more of their shortcomings.

A fellow foreigner, huh?

A man could look good with his shirt off and want to share some thoughts?

A man shouted at me.

A new branch of zoology,

A pack of lies! Is it a pack of lies?

A present for the house...

A Swiss delegate tried to argue

A tent. For you to live in.

A true boyfriend will love you even if you're wearing a dirty old sack.

A what?

A writer shouldn't be happy. It's counter productive.

Aah!

Adolescents are all hard work, aren't they?

After my husband died.

After you've made me a spot of lunch.

Ah, I know what that means. Hung over.

Ah, kalimera, Spiro.

Ah, Leslie, bring me a footstool, dear.

Ah, we really need to get some beds.

Ah, yes.

Ah!

Ah! Yes, that's quite enough of that story.

Ah! Aaah!

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ahh!

All creatures are.

All of you guided by a mother

All right then, I'll fight you for her.

All right there... my old matey?

All right, where should we start looking?

All right.

All right. I'll take him into town.

Along with Geoffrey and Prue if they're as sour as you.

Although I consider myself a citizen of the world.

Although when he writes about it,

Always first in the war... and the last to leave.

Always funny.

Always moving forward.

An immoderate volume of creatures.

An X for an X.

And a ripping wind, straight out of the arsehole of the Earth.

And actually, why am I delivering his letters?

And appeal to her snobbery

And as awful as it sounds,

And as I won't live forever, Louisa, I will give you a sum of money,

And clubbing Geoffrey to death in his sleep.

And Cousin Prue! And Geoffrey!

And England.

And er...

And even though you were very rude to Spiro,

And failure to pay compensation.

And five years if you're caught dynamiting fish.

And for all the failings of English men, at least I understand them.

And Gerry is grieving for this bat, of all things.

And he can't because during the week he's in jail.

And he's not my age!

And how did you think I would fall for...

And how you might be attracted to your... Goatherd?

And I can watch his face as I step off that yacht.

And I can't bear the thought of any of you children being poor forever.

And I don't want or need a pale imitation of him.

And I have Aunt Hermione.

And I know we've got money problems.

And I know.

And I like you.

And I was going to pretend to be a travelling donkey salesman.

And I'd like to end the tour at the Villa Mavrodaki. No!

And I'm entitled to be here.

And I've missed you.

And I've put the bats somewhere safe!

And if you could say that he wasn't involved in the robbery,

And if you ever want to type it, you'll have to give Larry his X back.

And impressed by yours.

And in time that might become actual nursing.

And it turns out I got the wrong Kosti.

And it's clear you need help.

And it's just going to go on and on.

And just sit quietly with.

And Larry, once a respectable Bournemouth estate agent,

And lives far away with his grandparents.

And many, many dresses, I gather.

And my new boyfriend.

And no cerebral ganglion, obviously. Yet they are armed...

And not feeling connected and anxiety for his sibling.

And not just like a bad mother!

And not speaking Greek yet, will that be a problem?

And now we've stopped moving forward

And perhaps you and your family would help as well?

And played with her pooch Leonard,

And secondly...

And she deserves to be applauded.

And she likes everyone to know it.

And since I'm not getting any, at least we can help Mother.

And since you ask, I brought us here because...

And sooner or later we are going to have to go home and resume our lives.

And tainted by misguided notions of commercialism.

And the bowls.

And then her hair started falling out.

And then how would my, my poor... messed up children have coped?

And then perhaps... permanently.

And then they are gone...

And to be blunt, she has a lot of family money

And we are sinking.

And we are the poor type.

And why do you think that is, dear?

And worse than that, none of you seems happy.

And yet all I've managed to do is bring up one unteachable son,

And yet you seem untypically... relaxed.

And you all earn precisely nothing.

And you call me empty headed and sex mad.

And you said you hated all those Brit exiles sipping G&Ts?

And your er... family...

And your principled defence of your children.

And, Spiro, please don't shout at anyone, it'll make things worse for Kosti.

And... erm...

And... hormonally?

And... how is prison?

Angel.

Animals are often treated so badly here.

Animals are walking germ dispensers. Are they safe?

Any recommendations?

Anyway, deep breath, Sven and I are...

Anyway, he seems to enjoy being...

Anyway, I've taken my uniform into the garden and shot it, so...

Anyway, it's Friday afternoon, so there's your wages for the week.

Anyway, Leslie's lost his interest in guns

Anyway, so, yes, you and Sven...

Anyway, the Countess is inside.

Apologies.

Apples are not good in Corfu.

Are there any more biscuits, Margo?

Are you busy or just being rude?

Are you one, because you'll never ever get another girlfriend?

Are you single?

Are you so different in Sweden?

Are you sure you want to work here? Oh, yes.

Are you sure? I met a fascinating Turk in a bar in town.

Are you, er, tying your shoelace?

Argh!

Arhh!

As everybody seems so intent on shoving us together, he's clearly not interested.

As Florence Nightingale said, Just don't kill anybody.

As I remember it, his wife had an affair.

As soon as I can find a husband, I'll be off.

As we British so romantically call it.

As well as in bed.

As you seem incapable of providing a secure home.

Ask for work, so I can help out with the money.

Ask me. I know everything.

Ask yourself why, because I've given you a loving and happy home.

At last, we agree on something.

At last.

Aunt Hermione can be a bit of a thug.

Aunt Hermione has a history of meddling.

Aunt Hermione! Welcome!

Aw! Did you drop your hammer in the lavatory again?

Back in the real world, that is what people are

Barsto?

Barsto.

Basically means cruelty and alienation.

BBC News will be on soon.

Beautiful tempting goldfish...

Because art is clearly run by buffoons

Because Geoffrey snores, apparently, like wildebeest being murdered.

Because he's got a girlfriend.

Because he's like the murderer Crippen. I've added the Greek suffix opoulos because we're in...

Because I don't want Mother to hear.

Because I have decided...

Because I wanted us to be happy.

Because I've been fooling myself.

Because Larry can't write and he might kill us.

Because the world is a dangerous place, Judge.

Because, as a woman, you get upset.

Because... he's a bit different.

Become a man or wear a coat over your bikini.

Before I met your father I turned down lots of men.

Besides, it's the 1930s, darling.

Bias cut dresses were all the rage. Hair... Shall I tell you about hair?

Bog.

Book?

Both of us...

Bought a cravat. Ha!

Bravo!

Bringing that filthy old lecher into our house?

Britain plans to triple the size of its air force

Brutal beating?

Bugger off.

But above slaves. Hurrah!

But all is not lost. You will come home now.

But as senior family member, I have legal grounds to claim custody of Gerald.

But he has got a kind of visceral doggedness.

But he has to appear in court next week.

But he is at the top of a slippery slope.

But he is barely an adult.

But he ran out of ideas some time ago.

But he was wearing a wedding ring... Oh.

But I accept that the choice must be yours.

But I am quite willing to acquire one through my lawyers

But I am the Countess's guard dog, in human form.

But I like the Greeks, their honesty.

But I still prefer St Paul's Cathedral.

But I wish to see everyone gathered here this evening.

But I'm a helluva lot more competent than you are at this moment!

But I'm distressed by what this family's become.

But I'm very glad he's developing his spiritual interest, too.

But it is nice for him.

But it seems the modern criminal expects more.

But it's good, isn't it?

But it's true, I'm used to being on my own.

But Lady Marchmont's head was in turmoil.

But Leslie finds someone, and he's a hero?

But not the lavatory, in case you get any ideas.

But sod him. Because I have a captain friend who has a big boat that he's taking me out on, on Thursday.

But that's not fair.

But there will be a few gruesome sights, I'm afraid.

But there's consolation in work... and friendship.

But we haven't.

But why is the mother so horrible?

But will they?

But you are way out of your depth with these men.

But you can't do that! What's he done?

But you seemed so easy going.

But your eyes are all red.

But your eyes are all red.

But, erm, something really interesting has happened. What?

But, well, we don't have a house to go back to in England.

But, well, you're serious about this animal business, aren't you?

By introducing her to an actual countess.

By introducing her to an actual countess.

By throwing pebbles at them.

Bye, Mother. See you later.

Bye!

Can I describe YOU next?

Can I stay with you?

Can you explain why a monk shouted at me

Cheeky!

Come and look at this.

Come back tomorrow, we catch a lot.

Come on, Gerry, we'll make a zoo cage!

Come on, where you going?

Come on!

Come on.

Companion to the Countess Mavrodaki.

Completely trustworthy.

Compost?

Compost.

Contemplate existence.

Corfu Castle. I'm not going back till they put a roof on it.

Could you please find me a Greek Orthodox priest?

Cracking sense of humour. Stories to tell.

Crapper, dunny,

Crazy Horse, the Sioux Indian chief.

Crippenopoulos? No.

Crippenopoulos? Yes.

Crusty. Vile.

Damn, he's good!

Dare.

Darling, don't, supper's nearly ready.

Darling, everyone has somebody in their lives

Darling, I'm not betraying your father.

Darling, you are NOT dim!

Darling. Leslie. Where are you going? Shooting.

Death, life...

Demetrios used to read to me, but his voice is rather unpleasant.

Dennis tries his best to entertain me

Dennis.

Did Adam and Eve have electricity in paradise?

Did anyone notice anything different about Leslie?

Did I mention that your arse should be on the front of a ship?

Did you decide to go by date order or patient name?

Did you just actually stamp your foot?

Did you like the ending?

Did you see that?

Didn't he get drunk here and you nearly shot him? Yes.

Didn't we bury that? Yes, but I changed my mind and dug it up and stuffed it.

Discuss scientific advances

Do I have to read this?

Do I have to tell you how close we are to plummeting to our deaths?

Do let me stay. My mother would be so sad.

Do we have to talk here? It's full of...

Do you a man called Kosti? He's in Vito jail.

Do you get it?

Do you have a favourite?

Do you have kumquats in Hampshire?

Do you have to be so secretive?

Do you know anyone who might have work for Margo? I don't know where to start.

Do you like the accordion?

Do you not make it more dangerous?

Do you play?

Do you remember when we first met

Do you think he'll let me have one of his goats? No.

Do you think you might have something for her, helping you and Dr Petridis?

Do you work there?

Does anyone live here?

Doesn't beat about the bush and, well, he must have a few quid.

Dogs jumping like kangaroos!

Don't ask.

Don't be cross, but I borrowed this from the surgery.

Don't be daft, Gerry.

Don't be ridiculous!

Don't be silly, Margo.

Don't be so feeble. Go back and shout at him!

Don't be so sure. In Corfu you get three years for murder

Don't go! We're having such a nice day.

Don't hit your mother.

Don't instruct me. I am not one of your witless flunkies.

Don't let him fall.

Don't make anything up.

Don't say anything except sorry and thank you, and then we'll leave.

Don't say blood in a doctor's surgery?

Don't stamp on them!

Don't start that again. We had quite enough last night.

Don't talk to him. Everybody here only speaks Greek, anyway.

Don't tell anyone, but, well, we've kissed, and... a bit more.

Don't use that language!

Don't worry, she's a very, very good driver.

Don't you dare be so bloody rude to your mother.

Don't you dare talk about Mother like that. I'll look after her.

Don't you ever, ever threaten me like that again.

Don't you think we're the problem?

Don't you...

Don't... do anything.

Dr Margo will see you now.

Dressing, please, Margo.

Eat, then leave.

Economising.

Egret.

Ehei figi apo to dromo

Ela.

English?

Enmeshed with a squeezebox playing goatherd

Enough. No more moping.

Er... except for weekends I live on that island.

Er... Like a tall, evil goblin, but sort of fun.

Erm, before I jump to any conclusions,

Erm...

Erm...

Erm... kalimera.

Erm... she's a little bit hypochondriac.

Erm... Sven has asked me to marry him.

Erodios.

Especially the ones no one likes.

Etho kala einai, etsi?

Even Aristotle, who was no slouch, placed women some way below men...

Even Leslie agrees, and he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Even the back of his neck was handsome.

Ever since arriving at this pitiful school!

Everyone is dismissed.

Everyone isn't evil just because Alexia got a better offer.

Everyone. Change of plan.

Everything isn't about you.

Everything that she just said in there I've thought myself.

Excellent point.

Excellent!

Excellent. And eight times seven?

Excellent. When can you start?

Except the Durrell family and legal representatives.

Except, I suppose, strictly speaking, I was armed and we did rob somewhere.

Exciting news!

Excuse me I just thought you two might get on.

Excuse me.

Eyes on the road, driver.

Family... is like er...

Fascinating creatures. They have no identifiable head

Female bodies were more often shown partially clothed.

Figs with sardines... that's breaking new ground.

Fine. Fine, let's have a duel.

Fine. I'll just finish my lunch.

First stop, the home of our great friend, Theodore Stephanides.

First... run round.

Firstly, Margo, I am thrilled that you are thinking for yourself

For Alexia.

For beating an innocent child!

For Easter.

For God's sake, darling, stick your face into a school book.

For God's sake.

For how many years?

For whatever reason.

For work tomorrow. What do you think?

For your legal expertise.

Fortunately, we won't starve. I've shot this beauty.

From England.

Full of disgusting animals for Gerry and, Leslie, you can shoot them.

Generally devoid of women.

Gerald is now a wild animal.

Gerry kindly invited me for tea.

Gerry knows. He watched animals mating.

Gerry, darling, say something.

Gerry, I know I complain about your creatures,

Gerry, sing us a song. Anything you like.

Gerry, take him outside, now!

Gerry, this is a terrible step backwards in transport.

Gerry, you have a spider, two dormice, a tortoise and a family.

Gerry!

Gerry!

Gerry! There's a zoo in the lavatory!

Gerry?

Gerry?

Gerry?

Gerry?

Gerry? Gerry!

Gerry? Gerry? Wellingtons.

Gerry.

Gerry. This is Mrs Vadrukakis, whom I mentioned.

Gerry. Until the next weekend.

Gerry... All right, I'll ask Kosti again tomorrow.

Get off!

Get out!

Get them out!

Get them yourself!

Get them yourself!

Get up!

Give me that tiller right now!

Gnarled were the hands, tented in worship.

Go and see your friend Kosti.

Go away. Go!

Go now!

Go on, then. Do something.

Go on, then. Take your misery out on me.

Go on! Shoo!

Go to bed.

Go, go!

God bless you.

God, no, I didn't mean tell THEM.

God, what are they doing? They're arriving this afternoon!

God, why is everyone so dim?

God!

God!

Good afternoon, Louisa.

Good afternoon, Mrs Durrell.

Good afternoon.

Good girl. And don't just use it as a pillow.

Good luck.

Good luck.

Good shot, Leslie.

Good, I'll find myself a man, then.

Good.

Good. But you will have to take someone with you.

Good. Finish this hole.

Goodbye, Mrs Durrells.

Gosh, who's this?

Gosh. Might be?

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha!

Hated all of them!

Have a ruddy bath, find a ruddy job and... change your personality!

Have the dress.

Have you er... ever been to Jamaica?

Have you ever seen a bluer sky?

Have you only just noticed?

Have you seen one of those before?

Haven't you, darling?

Having... carnal relations.

He always carries a gun with him!

He can't be bad if they let him out at weekends. Exactly.

He disposed of them.

He hasn't got creatures up there as well, has he?

He is a little savage!

He is best child.

He is best child.

He is my old boyfriend.

He knocked her over, she hit her head and died.

He left without a gun.

He murdered his wife.

He must go back to the island.

He needs friends.

He says it's dirt cheap, so I can write there,

He stabbed his wife, Maria, 16 times and then he threw her in the sea.

He started talking. He started opening up about...

He was given to him by Kosti,

He was inviting me on his yacht.

He was just trying to help my son.

He was stealing from the Countess Mavrodaki. You... leave.

He was stealing from the Countess Mavrodaki. You... leave.

He won a prize but it was too heavy to carry here.

He would be happy for me. And for you.

He would rather feed the rats behind the cricket pavilion than attend his classes.

He'd tell you himself if he wasn't doing that.

He'll always be a mess.

He's a very good judge of character. Gerry?

He's an armed robber.

He's beautiful. Aren't you, Alecko?

He's been let out at the weekends and he's been fishing with Gerry.

He's been looking forward to meeting you.

He's fine. Time is a big healer, and plenty of so called self abuse.

He's got to learn.

He's just a tricky bloody Swede.

He's just growing up.

He's lived here for years and, as a man, very much so...

He's most likely in jail for stealing a postal order.

He's not going to jail. It's a ridiculous trumped up charge.

He's still learning where to place the cutlery around the table.

Height? Yes. It's the first thing on your form, so it must be important.

Hello, Luga. Glad you're back.

Hello, Miss Durrells.

Hello, Spiro.

Hello, Sven.

Hello!

Hello!

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello. Margo is going to come and work here for a week.

Hello. Bournemouth 2353.

Hello. Erm, I'm keen to start a version of the RSPCA.

Hello. I'm Mrs Durrell.

Hello. Leslie Durrell. I don't care, but who are you?

Hello. We're here to see the countess.

Hello. Why?

Help me with Leslie.

Help me!

Help your brother. Be a pal to him.

Help!

Help!

Help! Help!

Her monthly's coming up and she'll be more volat...

Her old boyfriend came back.

Here he is, the unteachable leading the untrainable.

Here we go again. What?

Here.

Here.

Here.

Herete.

Hey, come on then.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey!

Hey! Stop! Stop!

Hm? Darling, behind your back. A stick.

Hm.

Hm. See?

Hm... Avoid the food.

Hm... You have a very diligent postman.

Honest to God, if I wasn't Greek, I'd like to be English.

Hooray!

How are you feeling, Mother?

How are your creatures?

How could that possibly be interesting? Gerry!

How could you have stood by and let me become an estate agent?

How dare you abandon her to cavort with your fancy man!

How dare you!

How did you all become so vile?

How do you know about her.

How exciting!

How is the reclusive Countess, Margo?

How long has this been going on?

How small? I haven't measured it. Leslie, don't be saucy!

How was Larry at 18?

However long you stare at it, they're still coming.

However long you stare at it, they're still coming.

However, the co accused, Sotos and Fotis,

However, the co accused, Sotos and Fotis,

Hurry up, there's a chap.

I added a beard.

I Alexia einai...

I am a writer.

I am asking you if you want to marry me.

I am dismissing this case.

I am dressed perfectly respectably,

I am going to show them, even if I have to drag them,

I am going to sit... calmly...

I am going to sleep for a week!

I am listening. I'm just going into the garden.

I am not going to be put off...

I am relieving you of your duties, for gross disobedience.

I am uneasy at my conduct in the motor car,

I apologise. I...

I asked Theo to encourage him in the science of it.

I believe it's called erm... a purlin.

I bring enthusiastic visitors to your zoo!

I can confidently say that Larry is probably the worst farmer on the planet.

I can feel my fallen arches falling even further.

I can hear your son and his lady friend in the next room

I can imagine.

I can't believe the Customs let you through with those.

I can't wait to show my family.

I can't.

I can't. I'm working!

I come in peace.

I come to arrest. The gentlemen who live here don't seem to be at home. My son is just about to leave.

I could go on. In fact I will.

I could have killed us both,

I couldn't find or afford anybody else.

I couldn't see him. Oh, well, he can join the others under the floorboards.

I couldn't take any more of your romantic upsets after the last one.

I didn't take a firearm this morning because I'm over all that now.

I don't believe in naming animals. Anthropomorphism is for halfwits.

I don't believe in stealing cheap Greek whisky.

I don't care. He's friendly and kind. I care.

I don't dislike you.

I don't know what you mean.

I don't know what's gone wrong between us. How can I make it better?

I don't know. I'm getting less Swedish every year.

I don't know. Something to do with fashion... or posh food.

I don't like it when she does that.

I don't make a habit of giving speeches,

I don't think it's going to happen.

I don't think so. It's mainly apples...

I don't think we can be best friends any more.

I don't want to intrude, but I have found you a generator.

I don't want to see bats!

I don't want to shout out bad things about her.

I don't want to talk about him.

I doubt that, actually.

I expect that's really clever, but nobody cares.

I expect you'll want to talk about it.

I fear to get stronger, they need meat. I know.

I felt unsure.

I find adults very confusing.

I find my interest in wildlife

I found him with a local girl, kissing and worse.

I found some baby owls in the woods.

I get less British by the day.

I get some more discounts, Mrs Durrells.

I had a husband and er...

I had rather expected to be buried in England.

I hate that turkey farmer.

I hate wildlife.

I have a job!

I have a miserly widow's pension.

I have an announcement to make, before Spiro blurts it out.

I have held back from saying this,

I have no doubt you'd prefer the company of a friend,

I have only one memory of him.

I have some animals.

I have to get hold of better clothing or I won't get the boyfriend I want.

I haven't done anything!

I hear it becomes you.

I hear you are as passionate about wildlife as me and Theo.

I hear you aspire to being a writer, Lawrence.

I hear you're in prison.

I hope my eyes were sufficiently on the road.

I hope you're feeling relaxed about Leslie's court case.

I invited them over.

I just can't seem to be happy.

I just don't want anything to ruin it.

I just like exploring the island,

I just like my privacy.

I just made them look less violent!

I just think they know self defence is vital in today's unsure world.

I just thought I'd treat him like an adult.

I know everything, darling. I'm your mother.

I know it was an accident and... I'm sorry I didn't trust you.

I know some sea shanties...

I know that.

I know what they're going to complain about... no electricity.

I know what you're going to say. I can look after myself.

I know, I keep wondering how I could have steered Leslie differently.

I know, mine are the same.

I know. I just miss him.

I know. I know.

I know. I presume that's why we're here.

I like a girl who is er...

I like animals and... they need feeding...

I like children,

I like it here.

I look forward to a letter of apology.

I lost myself in a study of the marine mollusc amphineura.

I love her still.

I love him, Mum.

I love the British. Perfect manners.

I may be missing something, but I find her rather sweet and jolly.

I may not be good with the sick but I am a good sleuth.

I mean, I didn't kill him but...

I mean, I wouldn't say she's a natural.

I mean, it is like talking to fog.

I mention wanting a boyfriend,

I mentioned you to my friend, Mrs Vadrukakis,

I might as well leave too. I'm as thick as two short planks.

I miss my bat, Lugaretzia. I'm going to give him a good send off.

I must not see him.

I need proper work. I'm going to Sven's.

I need you two to be our lawyers.

I promise to conserve animal life wherever possible.

I remember, he has a son who was taken from him

I said no.

I said to Geoffrey, 'How will we get the bodies home?'

I saw nothing. It was a blur.

I see Spiros has been teaching you.

I see that now.

I show moral courage in my writing every day.

I show moral courage in my writing every day.

I smell man trouble.

I spent all day translating it.

I still believe this isn't the best place to raise a family,

I suppose we could use some general help.

I suspect you need a cross piece there.

I talked to Florence Petridis.

I think about you... very much.

I think he'll probably be rather better.

I think I'm down to 38%.

I think it's serious.

I think it's time you left.

I think that might scare my family.

I think we have, haven't we, dear?

I think we know it was you who made the difference.

I think we should wait until your relatives have gone,

I think you should take a break from sunbathing...

I think you're muddling Corfu up with Paris.

I thought I might wear it on Creech's yacht tomorrow. For fun, you know.

I thought it might lead to some discipline,

I thought that was the Greek royal family.

I thought you'd let me try on a dress.

I told you I was dim.

I tried to ask the way home, but nobody's bothered to learn English.

I try not to look at him.

I want to do some proper work. Just pay me what you can.

I want us to make it quite clear that this is a mistake. Oh...

I want you to have my dress.

I wanted to apologise for offering to pay for Larry's operation.

I was fine, but Gerry was only interested in anything with four legs or scales, hence the goldfish.

I was following Leslie and I got lost.

I was just trying to agree with you.

I was with Leslie and, you know how he is with guns...

I was wondering if you might have a spare frock for me.

I went to the bank again today. Still no sign of our money.

I will give that careful thought.

I will haul my children off to the most distant corner of the earth

I will help Margo and Leslie into secure careers.

I will make you clean out the pelican.

I will pay for Gerry to go to a good English boarding school.

I will.

I wish I cut a less stern figure.

I worry that he knows.

I would've saddled up a goat and ridden it.

I, erm... I thought I was pregnant and I'm not.

I, erm... I thought I was pregnant and I'm not.

I...

I... I don't know what I'm doing.

I... I saw nothing!

I'd let you try on mine.

I'd rather he were taught by monkeys.

I'd rather make my own mistakes than have you make them for me.

I'll be healing the sick and the lame.

I'll bring her over.

I'll build another cage.

I'll get hold of a stunning dress for the occasion.

I'll get your luggage.

I'll have to tell the Countess.

I'll tell you in the morning.

I'll think about it.

I'm a damn sight prettier than Florence Nightingale.