Hocus Pocus 2 Edit

A boy.

A good luck charm in case there's a pop quiz.

A newborn. (laughs)

A quick death will be too kind for these two.

A rotten apple quickly infects its neighbor.

A witch is nothing without her coven.

Absolutely no more distractions. Say it after...

Actually I think I'm gonna keep it.

Actually, I didn't, because after mine was stolen,

Again.

Ah, good work, Mary.

Ah! Fools. All of you.

Ah! Yeah. Yeah.

Ah.

Ah.

ALEXA: I still don't understand.

All in the legs. It's all in the...

All right, let's give it up for...

All right, people.

All right, so children's souls.

All right.

All right.

All right. Later, Mr. Traske.

ALL: ♪ Whoa oh oh! ♪

ALL: ♪ Whoa oh oh! ♪

ALL: ♪ Whoa oh oh! ♪

Although all thy flattery will not save thee

Always.

Am I gone a see you here?

Amateur.

And a petrified spider, I guess.

And all Salem shall pay!

And besides, it's nice to be in the comfort of nature.

And curse thee.

And darling, be sure to come to me when I call.

And don't try to eat my brains.

And great news.

And how lucky art thou to have each other.

And I must marry...

And I said, "Sanderson? You Sanderson, you Burnerson."

And I simply wish to know why you're alive.

And I think it's weird, but I don't make fun of you guys.

And if you fail, you forfeit your life...

And if you two would like to try your hand

And in return, I ask of thee.

And in return, I ask of thee.

And it is enormous.

And like most legends, I'm assuming that's based on

And listen. You have to have one of her caramel apples.

And look. It jiggleth. Here.

And once we do, your inconsequential powers

And saying that they're weird is making fun of them.

And sewing your mouth shut?

And she keeps sending me blurry pictures of cookies.

And since you don't have it, we'll just have to kill thee.

And speaking of trollies...

And then finding out your best friend is a witch,

And then helping her do a spell to get rid of them

And then I come home to like the gothic Golden Girls in my garage.

And then she got so busy because she went on something called GMA,

And then, what, Winnie?

And then, you know... No, yeah, oh.

And they can't come back.

And turn them right!

And we couldn't hang out with you without having to hang out with... them.

And we shall sniff out the blood of our enemy.

And we want no more like thee. (inhales sharply)

And we will lure them into setting us free.

And what are we conjuring, exactly? Perhaps something fun.

And what choice would that be?

And what have we done instead?

And when he does, you're gonna be grounded

And you cheat on her with Sarah so she killed you.

And you.

Angelica leaves.

Angelica leaves. You burn them to lift curses.

Another little Traske. (laughs)

Are those the Sanderson Sisters?

Are you guys gone a be busy doing witchery?

Are you kidding me? Of course, I didn't.

Are you the Sanderson Sisters?

Are you... you ditched us.

Art thee?

Art thou not coming with us?

As missing out, then, yeah, totally missed out.

At Cassie's. You're coming, right?

At last.

At least, that's what Gilbert says to get people to buy it.

At resurrecting the Sanderson Sisters,

Atone for thy disgusting words and agree to marry John Pritchett.

Back to our squall and verminous abode. (laughs)

Bats and beetles, find something, anything.

Because everything you wanted to do involved Mike and his friends.

Because I feel like I missed a lot.

Because I said so.

Because it's funny.

Because we are soul mates.

Because you didn't tell me.

Because you ratted me out,

BECCA (whispers): Wasn't there a moon?

Becca, I owe you an apology. Actually, I owe all of you an apology.

BECCA: Book could use a new home.

BECCA: Come on, we've got to stop them before it's too late.

BECCA: Do you think Susan left those cookies out?

BECCA: He did a great job with the decorations.

BECCA: Hey, Winifred!

BECCA: Hm mm.

BECCA: How is it...

BECCA: It sends you to them.

BECCA: It's the fastest way to get there, okay?

BECCA: Let's go.

BECCA: No, I'm so sorry, I shouldn't have assumed.

BECCA: Oh, me too.

BECCA: She can't hear us.

BECCA: So, what movie do you guys want to watch tonight?

BECCA: The park behind my house has great nature too.

BECCA: This carnival gets crazier and crazier every year.

BECCA: We have to get the book out to here.

BECCA: Why would you do this?

BECCA: Yes. We're right behind you.

Becca?

Becca? Hey, Bec?

Becca.

Becca. Book chose you.

Becoming an invincible, all powerful,

Behold, the Black Flame Candle burned to the wick.

Besides, Book does not like it.

Besides, I charged that candle with a very powerful magic just for you.

BILLY: Let's do it. All right.

Birthday rituals, scary movie marathon. Same as every year, you know?

Black Flame candles are half off for Halloween.

Book, book, book. Where would it be?

Book!

Book!

Book?

Bunch of boys stole all my candy.

But can we please figure out a plan?

But either way,

But I got her to come back.

But I literally can't stop watching them.

But I mean, she's not your enemy.

But if the candle's melted, then no one can light it

But it's your birthday.

But not before they cast the curse!

But now, look, everybody loves them. Look at all this stuff.

But one day Salem will belong to us.

But perhaps the sisters have already returned.

But really, we're... 40.

But they were my passionate partners in unholy mischief.

But they were right to fear thee.

But this is our home.

But thou art now rendered redundant.

But what of the cat one?

But you know who did? Glenn.

But, Winnie, look what we have made.

But, you know what? I'm gonna eat it and I'm gonna like it.

But...

Buy them?

By the way, I'm not being a very good host.

Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Cacao, spirulina, crimini, seitan!

Can nothing be done?

Can we take a photo?

Can you guess why?

Can you pass out some of these campaign flyers for me?

Can't believe you guys are still doing the birthday ritual.

Can't imagine why.

Candle. Virgin. Moon.

Cassie made it on the billboard this time.

Cassie, open up.

Cassie, why would we want to hang out with people that just make fun of us?

CASSIE: As if that would have made any difference.

CASSIE: I am so sorry. I should have just told you.

CASSIE: I'm sorry.

CASSIE: No! Let go!

Cassie?

Cassie.

Cassie's house, 16th birthday.

Cat Transformation. Levitation Spell.

Clear the altar, all of you. Clear my stage.

Closer, right?

Cobweb, you genius.

Come back to mommy. You're getting very worked up.

Come on, buddy. Just bringing your... your body to your head here.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, get that apple, man!

Come to Billy.

Come, sisters.

Cowabunga. (laughs)

Crazy witches are trying to kill your dad.

Darn, girl. We look foxy. (laughs)

Did they sing? Because, you know, they love to sing.

Did we... Did we just do magic?

Did you say 10?

Did you see? Look at that.

Did you, like, really not know that?

Didst the Turner boys lock thee in the hay barrack again?

Discounts, discounts.

Disregard of all that we hold sacrosanct,

Do not worry, Mister Book.

Do you hear yourself?

Do you think she'll even answer?

Do you think we could use your magic to stop them and save Cassie?

Do you want me to play along? I'll...

Does thou speak the spell correctly?

Doesn't make any sense.

Don't get up.

Don't just stand back. Get him.

Don't say, don't say.

Don't toucheth me!

Don't worry. We're here to help.

Don't you hate those?

Doomed is the witch that uses this spell.

Dost thou know why the commoners fear these woods?

Dost thou should die for Salem?

Even Glenn.

Even with your sisters just as powerful as you are, you still can't win.

Everybody knows the truth, Billy.

Everyone knoweth the legend of Billy Butcherson.

Everyone picks...

Everything.

Except better, because the souls are already mixed in.

Fake sunrise.

Felt like we needed her here with us.

Find it! (whimpers)

Find the Mayor.

Fire! Wake up!

Floral with a woodsy finish. (laughs)

Follow the sound of my voice, you dustbag.

For good.

For old times' sake.

For you never know when you may be cursed on Halloween.

Forever.

Forty?

From North, South, East, and West.

From North, the East, the South, the West.

From North, the East, the South, the West.

From North, the South, the East, the West.

Gilbert did this?

Gilbert the Great because, yeah, I've earned the title now

Gilbert tricked us into lighting the candle.

GILBERT: Head of a lover.

GILBERT: Just the thing for a young mystic.

GILBERT: Not a great year for me.

GILBERT: People of Salem, gather round.

GILBERT: Stop, Sanderson Sisters.

Gilbert?

Gilbert? Really?

Gilbert. Where did you get that candle?

GIRL: Yeah, I can't wait.

Give me more than I possess.

Give to me.

Go, go, go!

God knows what kind of unchaperoned house party you were throwing in there

God, don't you love it when the recipe requires blood?

God, this is so much harder than it looks.

Good idea, good idea. How about...

Good job, Winnie. Now we have everything we need.

Good work, sisters.

Good work, Winnie. Really. I mean stellar work.

Good. Oh, would you mind just taking the rest of these?

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Great job, buddy.

Guess who's coming back from Boston.

Ha! (gulps)

Halloween, 1993.

Happy 16th birthday, child.

Happy birthday.

Have I been forsaken?

Have you had these before?

Have you seen the Mayor?

He said it was his duty since father died.

He showed me how to make another candle.

He was awake.

He went back to the festival to get his apple.

He woke up?

He's been talking about that caramel apple for weeks.

He's just confused. Don't listen to him, okay?

He's right.

He's seen a lot more action than he's ever seen in his life,

Head of a lover, witch's butter, Aralia berry juice,

Heavens to Murgatroyd.

Hello, Billy.

Hello, Billy.

Hello, me.

Hello, you withering hag.

Hello.

Here to terrify and amaze you

Here. Hold my darling.

Hey, babe. Sorry, I'm late.

Hey, Becca, I can't hear... Are you there?

Hey, Becca?

Hey, guys, why are you going so slow?

Hey, I don't think she did it on purpose.

Hey, if candles can bring back the dead, why can't potpourri bring back the stairs?

Hey, it's the Sanderson Sisters. All right, looking good.

Hey, where's my apple? Where's... Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Hey, Winnie, what do you call yourselves?

Hey, you finished your test pretty fast.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Remember me?

Hey. Sandy. No, no. Oh, come on. No, no, no.

Hey. She's got her own coven, you witch.

Hi, I'm Gilbert the Great and I am your biggest fan.

Hi. Oh, Becca. You're okay.

Hide. Act as if we're not here.

Home sweet.

How am I going to dig up a full grave in time?

How can I ever thank thee?

How charming.

How convenient. Two little mortals ripe for picking.

How could it possibly be Edward, you silly woman?

How could you not know?

How dare thee!

How else does one stay young and ridiculously beautiful?

How is that even possible?

How is this happening?

How long ago was 1993?

How many children's souls are in those potions?

How original.

How, how is that?

Huh?

Huh. (Becca chuckles)

I am a good and loyal sister, and I expect to be seen as such.

I am Gilbert the Great,

I am not a fool.

I am not speaking to you. Now give me my bones.

I am so dead.

I am suddenly powerful.

I beg your pardon?

I bet you're looking for the stage.

I call upon this sacred land.

I call upon this sacred land.

I can play the Reverend, you know.

I can speak.

I can't believe it worked.

I cannot.

I chased you all the way to the cemetery.

I decided to have two breakfasts.

I delighted in the luring.

I didn't know what to grab. I just grabbed everything.

I didn't know you guys were mad about that.

I discovered if thou doth grind pig's hooves and mix it with water,

I do not like this place.

I do not need a book.

I don't even know if there's an apple in there.

I don't feel particularly warmed up yet.

I don't know. They were the only broomies left.

I don't make fun of you guys.

I don't, I don't want to be all powerful. I just want to stop them, okay?

I fear it is breaking.

I feel so bad.

I give up, I'm tired, Winnie. I need, like, a snack and a stool.

I got it. Come on, come on.

I guess we're gonna find out.

I hate the Sanderson Sisters.

I have your hourglass.

I haven't even formally introduced myself.

I kept asking you guys to hang out and you would just flake or not respond.

I knew thou wouldst have a plan to bring Mommy back.

I know it may not feel like it, but, you have a choice.

I know, but it's just, like,

I know, but still, it's our tradition.

I like this festival.

I love the commitment.

I love the resting witch face. (mumbling)

I made an inference.

I mean, don't you want to pay her back for poisoning you

I mean, I couldn't light the candle myself.

I mean, one flub and thou must start all over again.

I must find a way.

I need your head.

I promise.

I read none.

I refuse to marry that lout.

I remain the most powerful one.

I sacrifice my love tonight.

I said "seitan." I was literally listing vegan food.

I shall not do that spell, I promise.

I shared one kiss with Winifred.

I simply wish to know why you were digging up me grave.

I still have mixed feelings about helping you.

I think it is my heart.

I think it wants you to read the warning.

I think she was in the Paris coven.

I think you might be covering your camera. I can't see you. Are you coming over?

I told you I wanted to talk to them about it first.

I was like, my first move was to come in bold,

I watch these on all the time.

I went back and Sandy had given away all of her apples.

I will mercifully give thee one more chance. Oh!

I will tell everyone the truth about you.

I won't.

I... (Cassie mutters)

I'm doing this spell to kill Winifred...

I'm gonna go ahead and inference

I'm gonna see you at the festival tonight. Look at this.

I'm just glad he's safe.

I'm kinda in the middle of something right now.

I'm not coming because we just heard about it from Mike.

I'm okay, babe.

I'm slipping. No.

I'm sorry, would you mind saving my place in line?

I'm sure he's scared poopless.

I'm talking to the book.

I've been told I'm getting... old,

I've had an awful day, do you know that?

I've missed thee.

I've never been this deep into the woods before.

Ichita

If I shall marry anyone, it will be Billy Butcherson.

If my memory serves me incorrectly, we were in the cottage.

If only... If these are all worshippers...

If thou doth wish to continue in such flagrant

If we intend to live past sunrise,

If we see a teenager, we will kill it.

If we were the most powerful witches on Earth, nothing can stop us.

Impossible.

In honor of Halloween, I've prepared the scariest class possible.

In that same night, the three witches hanged.

Incomprehensible.

Incredible costumes. You guys look amazing.

Is stealing my fingers.

Is that what I look like?

Is there something else I can do for you?

Is your dad mad?

It actually worked out pretty good.

It creates mysterious goo.

It did sound like you said "Satan."

It glows from within with a sickening light.

It has to be you. You were her lover.

It is most frowned upon.

It is only she is so ugly and unpleasant.

It is the Reverend.

It takes what you value most.

It talked.

It was my favorite plate.

It was my idea. (chuckles)

It will... It'll change your life.

It won't go out until the sun rises, you dolt.

It's all around us. It's evil. It's evil!

It's an older crowd than I expected.

It's Becca.

It's been like this the whole day.

It's butt dial. Awesome.

It's just we basically know it by heart.

It's kind of sad he doesn't realize Cassie kicked us to the curb.

It's lightning, right? Yeah.

It's mere luck we stumbled upon the village idiot.

It's on the 16th birthday that a witch gets her powers.

It's on the house.

It's perfect for your birthday ritual.

It's so incredible. I can't believe this.

It's time.

It's, like, you're getting in the groove,

Itchita copita, melaka mystica.

Izz, if she wanted to hang out with us on my birthday,

Izzy, snap out of it.

IZZY: Becca, give me your hand. Come on.

IZZY: Guys, come on.

IZZY: I just kind of feel drawn to it.

IZZY: It won't go out. (grunts)

IZZY: Oh, my God.

IZZY: Oh, my God. We gotta get out of here.

IZZY: Oh, yeah. I'm starving.

IZZY: This is so sweet and I'm so happy this is happening right now,

IZZY: What the...

IZZY: What was that all about?

IZZY: What? Wait. That's from the Walgreens.

IZZY: Yes, exactly. It's really, really beautiful.

Izzy?

Izzy. No.

Just no more magic candles, deal?

Just, can I finish this?

Just, uh, look for anything that says youth.

Kill them, Winnie.

La, la, la. And now, at long last, it is time to conjure together once more.

La.

Lead us to thine apothecary.

Let me get the girls. Where are the

Let me go!

Let me out of here, alive, or I will pour it out.

Let me see, could it be us?

Let us forget the Reverend and John Pritchett.

Let, let us bewitch them with song

Let's do this.

Lift the curse and let us out.

Like, "Stop Sanderson Sisters,"

Like, gone, as in, never, ever, ever, ever coming back, right?

Little witch, you cannot hide from our power.

Look it.

Look out!

Look, I am so sorry I had to trick you, but...

Look, trust me. You look amazing.

Look, Winnie. Me too.

Look, your dad is going to find out about your party.

Look. 'Tis the face of a child.

Look. Observe, sisters.

Looking good, fellas. Very authentic.

Looky, my broomies. They hate mess. Do you see this?

Lose the teeth.

LUCAS: All right.

LUCAS: Roll the drum.

Lunch!

Magic has a way of uniting things that ought to be together.

Magicae Maxima makes a witch all powerful.

Magicae Maxima,

Magicae Maxima, conversio.

Magicae Maxima, give to me!

MAN: I don't get it.

MAN: Oh, hey.

MAN: Yeah! Come on, I got more than this!

MARY: I apologize for her. She can be...

MARY: I smell children.

MARY: I, myself, am suddenly powerful.

MARY: Look at that. We are ravishing.

MARY: Madam, come here often?

MARY: Oh, but Winnie, you promised you'd never, ever do that spell.

MARY: Oh.

MARY: There is a small woman trapped in that box.

MARY: Uh oh.

MARY: Winnie, my broomies are misbehaving.

MARY: Winnie.

Mascara? Is everything okay?

Maybe like a calming circle might...

Maybe she was hoping you'd invite her?

Met.

Mike, come on, let's go.

Mike?

Mind your business, girl.

Mm, I told you we should have... (imitates knife sc****s)

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

More powerful.

Mother said one day, witches would rule Salem.

MR. TRASKE: Better all be clean by the time I get back, young lady.

MR. TRASKE: He he hey.

MR. WILKE: Good morning, ghouls and goblins.

Mr. Wilke's a jerk.

Must be why this is Mr. Traske's favorite holiday.

My beloved, infuriating sisters?

My Book.

My daughter's about to ruin her future.

My doing has been my undoing. (soft chuckle)

My eyes have misted over

My favorite feeling.

My folly, my fate.

My good God.

My mom is shopping for snacks for the movie marathon,

My powers are nothing without my sisters.

My sisters, my sisters.

Nah, that wasn't that great.

New World. Same story.

Next time, do not tell people we wish to bewitch,

No candle, deal.

No more luring children to their demise?

No one in Salem has ever tried to kill my friends.

No one will eat them if they think they're deadly.

No problem at all.

No, 'tis a spell book.

No, because it protects against dark magic.

No, it's fine. We don't have anything to talk about.

No, it's to keep the book from getting out.

No, no, no!

No, no, no. I'm not, I'm not like Winifred.

No, no, no. That is not what happened.

No, Sarah!

No, this is probably a caramel covered matzah ball for all I know.

No, wait, Billy!

No, we gotta get Cassie.

No, where are you going?

No, you fool.

No.

No.

No. But she has our enemy's blood.

No. I thought I was just making conversation.

No. Not everything.

None of what's happened tonight makes any sense.

None shall see or hear thee shout, heed my words there's no way out.

Nonsense. We'll simply dig up my old lover, Billy Butcherson.

Nope.

Nope. That is not the story, and I'm gonna make sure

Not everything.

Not if I kill them first.

Not like that.

Not one of their sacred places, you nitwit.

Not teenagers, not Traskes, not the infernal sun.

Now do for me what I ask, thy life depends upon this task.

Now they shall never take us.

Now what?

Now what?

Now, it smells like...

Now, lead us Salem. Lead us to thy Mayor.

Now, listen up.

Now, thank you for your assistance, Gilbert.

Now, the Power Spell.

Now, wait here while I go to find that wretched Traske.

Observe, sisters.

Of a vengeful maniac obsessed with getting revenge on Salem

Of course, he'd give us a pop quiz on Halloween.

Of course, I was the pretty one.

Of course, Winnie.

Of course, Winnie. With pleasure.

Of course.

Oh, "Retinol".

Oh, and I know, I know I was your favorite.

Oh, and you got to come check out Brian's car.

Oh, because they also worship you.

Oh, Billy?

Oh, by Lucifer's hangnail.

Oh, come on, my friends, let's get closer.

Oh, come on. She was the best.

Oh, confabulate, confabulate.

Oh, dinner for three.

Oh, do you guys want to talk now?

Oh, Edward. Edward.

Oh, ew.

Oh, fie, we have no time for warnings.

Oh, for me?

Oh, get ready. Get ready. (laughs)

Oh, how marvelous.

Oh, I always thought Gilbert was lying about this stuff.

Oh, I cannot bear it.

Oh, I'm coming! I'm coming!

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't exactly feel welcome.

Oh, if only we weren't trapped.

Oh, incoming.

Oh, it is true, he is quite odd. But how dare thou sayeth so.

Oh, it no longer smells like death.

Oh, it smiled, right?

Oh, lay thy burden down.

Oh, let's do this one.

Oh, listen, are you going

Oh, look surprised.

Oh, look.

Oh, look. He has an apple in his mouth.

Oh, lotions. Like potions.

Oh, Mary. I cannot take another minute.

Oh, my brooms would love this.

Oh, my darling. Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. They're going to kill Mr. Traske.

Oh, my goodness, if Cassie will just answer her phone.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my.

Oh, my. You're very close. Yeah.

Oh, no, I don't like space.

Oh, no, no, no, Winnie. Oh, oh, come back.

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, no, this is just water. You've been tricked by teenagers.

Oh, not again.

Oh, not anymore.

Oh, not my sisters.

Oh, oh, no. No, not your teeth.

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay. Oh, I got it.

Oh, oopsy. Sorry, my mistake. It's just a very small bus.

Oh, please don't kick me. Don't kick me.

Oh, roll sounds delicious.

Oh, Sarah. You were just a fling. Let's see, what else?

Oh, sew up your lips, you pious, pompous dunderhead.

Oh, she has sullied my name for eternity.

Oh, she's the best.

Oh, sisters, observe. She has a new parlor trick.

Oh, so my mom is, of course, thrilled you're sleeping over tonight.

Oh, so the witches have been walking among us for 29 years.

Oh, stop. Stop, wait.

Oh, thank God. Oh.

Oh, that's a great time hack. Thank you kindly.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, the book is alive, by the way.

Oh, there they are.

Oh, they're still gonna kill you.

Oh, this is the work of the spider!

Oh, this?

Oh, thou must never announce that they're poisoned, sister.

Oh, well, What about us?

Oh, what fun we had.

Oh, what is this feeling?

Oh, where is Cassie?

Oh, Winifred Sanderson.

Oh, Winnie, please. Please don't, please don't forget us.

Oh, Winnie, the gates, they parted for her.

Oh, yeah, that'd be a bummer, because all of our lovers are gone.

Oh, you just had to keep that hourglass, didn't you?

Oh, you said "hourglass" with an "H". Yes, that I do have, actually.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. (Gilbert yells)

Oh. Ma'am, so I, I, you know, I want to know for sure.

Oh. She must be very powerful.

Okay, look, I'm sorry to have to rush this very big,

Okay, Mister Book, shall we get some revenge?

Okay, pointing out people's differences

Okay, sure. But you know, Billy was my lover.

Okay, we're giving a performance now.

Okay, well, looks like you've got everything you need,

Okay? But you know what I got? You know what I got in the dark?

Okay.

Okay. Come on, Cassie.

Okay. Go get Cassie.

Okay. He's safe now.

Okay. I guess I should check on Cobweb.

Okay. I guess the curse covers phones, too.

Okay. I'll call him

Okay. Inference is a noun, not a verb...

Okay. Is there anything that we can do?

Okay. Not to freak out, but the idea

Okay. Sorry.

OLD LADY: Well, that was enough for me today.

On Halloween night, 1693.

On what?

Once they do that Power Spell, I think they're going to kill everybody.

One last challenger emerges in the Sanderson Sisters costume contest.

One, two, three, four.

One.

Only a truly wretched man can make me say such things.

Only a witch and her coven can manifest what is written.

Ooh, look at this.

Ooh, she laid it down.

Ooh.

Ooh. Free stuff. What are these?

Ooh. Hello, me. Hello, me.

Or all of Salem from our wrath.

Or YouTube. I love them. I love them. Come here. Oh, I wish I knew the steps.

Or, you know, it's just your regular Halloween.

Ouch.

Over here, you directionless skeleton sack.

Ow!

Ow.

Partners?

Perhaps because thou eateth the children?

Perhaps they're going to roast him on a spit.

Perhaps we should form a calming circle.

Pew, pew, pew, pew. (cackles)

Please will thou help me?

Please, please, please, please.

Please. Let me explain.

Please. Stop.

Poisoned apple.