Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986) Soundboard Edit

A pair of humpback whales, named George and Gracie.

A ship is a ship.

Admiral, there be whales here!

Admiral! Admiral Kirk! Can you hear me?

And now a message coming in from the Federation

Are we too late?

As I recall,

As the intellectual puppets of this Federation

At sea. lf you have a chart on board, I'll show you.

Aye, sir. 31 0 to the Bering Sea. ETA, 1 2 minutes

Behold the quintessential devil in these matters,

Boy, he's in a wee bit of a snit, isn't he?

But you could exaggerate.

But you said they were toxic.

Can we isolate the wave?

Communicate? Communicate what? You have no right to be here!

Condition report, Spock.

Confirmed. Roger that

Damage report

Damn

Damn

Don't bury yourself in the part.

Don't move.

Estimating planet Earth, 1 .6 hours, present speed

Find humpback whales, then bring them forward in time, drop them off,

Freeze!

Generate power to keep us alive

Get us out of here!

Have voted unanimously to return to Earth,

He's coming around, Jim

Hey, why don't you watch where you're going, you dumbass!

Him? He's harmless

Hold it!

Hold!

How long?

How thick would a piece of your Plexiglas need to be,

How this thing worked. I got used to a Huey.

How'd he get in there?

I explained that you'd come all the way here from Edinburgh,

I have

I knew outer space was gonna come into this sooner or later

I know. We've got to find the 20th century equivalent.

I suppose I could. You planning to take a swim?

I warn you, if you don't lie on the floor, I will have to stun you

I wouldn't miss this for all the tea in China

I'm glad you're here, but I must admit, you picked a hell of a time to drop in

I'm gonna take our guest down and have a look at her whales

I'm returning to Vulcan within the hour. l'd like to take my leave of you.

I'm well aware of that, Admiral

In all known languages. Get me Starfleet Command.

In the rescue of their comrade Captain Spock

In this century.

Into something a little less primitive,

Klingon justice is a unique point of view, Mr President

L'll be real disappointed. I really hate that macho stuff

L've grown quite attached to them.

L've tried to clear things up, Professor Scott.

Lf we don't move quickly, we'll lose them

Lf you change your mind, this is where I'll be

Like who you really are, and what you're doing here,

Ln order to return us to the exact moment we left the 23rd century,

Lndeed. May I offer you something, gentlemen?

Look, I don't have a clue who you are, really

Lt's where they keep the nuclear vessels.

Mass of the vessel through a time continuum,

Mr Ambassador, with all respect, the council's deliberations are over.

Mr President, I have come to speak on behalf of the accused.

Mr Spock, have you accounted

Mr Sulu.

Now put away your butcher knives and let me save this patient

Now!

Of course he's a russkie, but he's a retard or something

Oh, joy.

Oh, my God!

Okay

On an amplification wave of enormous power

On screen

Onboard computer will interface with Federation Memory Bank

One quarter impulse power.

Or rather, what we don't know about whales

Red Alert. Red Alert.

Roger, Starfleet. Saratoga out

Sam, you got a phone call on line one. Sam, call on line one.

Silence

Silence. Captain Kirk, you and your crew

So entered.

So, is it worth something to you?

Spock. The rest of you stay here.

Stabilise energy reserve. Report, helm.

Station

Steady. Steady.

Switch power immediately to planetary reserves

Thank you

Thank you all. Repair stations, please.

Thank you. I must say, Professor,

Thanks to your restored memory and a little bit of good luck,

That's not good enough, Mr Scott. You've got to do better

That's what I thought

That's why I work with whales.

The hell you were, buster.

The remaining charge, disobeying orders of a superior officer,

Theft of Federation property, namely the Starship Enterprise,

There seems to be no way we can answer this probe

There shall be no peace as long as Kirk lives

There's no power to the bay doors.

They have sacrificed their futures because they believed

They like you very much, but they are not the hell your whales.

They're taking him to emergency surgery right now.

They're unhappy about the way their species have been treated by man.

This is mankind's legacy, whales hunted to the brink of extinction.

This is the largest seawater tank in the world,

Thought they were going to punch each other out

To bring two humpback whales with me in an attempt to

Uhura, get me through to Starfleet Command

Warp 2

Warp 4.

Warp 8. 8.1 !

We are looking for nuclear vessels

We call them George and Gracie.

We got two perfect whales right in our hands

We simply don't have enough money

We're functioning on reserve power only.

We're ready, sir. l've converted the dilithium sequencer

What did you mean when you said all that stuff,

What does that mean?

What significant contribution to bioengineering

What was that?

What's your question?

Where would the whales be by now?

Who decided on a name for our captured Klingon vessel.

Who ever said the human race was logical?

Why don't they sing?

Why? How do we know he didn't invent the thing?

Without even letting me say goodbye to them?

Would you mind stopping that damn noise?

Yes, Uhura

You heard the lady.

You know, it's ironic, when man was killing these creatures,

You'll find it in all the literature of the period.

Your use of language has altered since our arrival.

1 0 million years earlier. Humpbacks were heavily hunted by man

1 0 seconds, Admiral.

5, 4, 3,

6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

And so do you. Yes.

Explosive override. lt's underwater.

Funduscopic examination. Funduscopic examination

Gillian

He is a man of deep feelings. Aye

I should never have left... I had no controI, sir.

I'm okay. I'm all right. Steady.

Lassie, get my arm. l got it. I got it.

lnto that little room, please

My God, Jim, where are we? Out of control and blind as a bat.

Name. My name?

of gadolinium? Correct

of inspection... Professor Scott,

Or should I just punch up "clear"? No

Right. Will you help us? How?

Status report, Admiral. Not good, Mr President

Status? The tank will be finished by morning

Switch to manual control, Mr Sulu. l have no control, sir.

We need breakaway speed. 9.5. 9.6

Well, what about Gottlieb? All he talked about was image therapy

What you said. Yes, it is

You're going to be all right. The whales are trapped. They'll drown.

"with which we ascend from the chaos using reason as our guide"?